Woody Allen & Groucho Marx
Woody Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg, December 1, 1935) is an award-winning American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, and playwright, whose career spans over half a century. Julius Henry Groucho Marx (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) was an American comedian and film star famed as a master of wit./5
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Some great quotes: Groucho Marx (1890-1977): 'I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.' Woody Allen (1 December 1935-): 'Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.' Billy Connolly (24 November 1942-): 'My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.' W.C Fields (1880-1946): 'Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.' Tony Hancock (1924-1968): 'This radio lark's a wonderful hobby, y'know. I've got friends all over the world, all over the world... none in this country, but friends all over the world.' Les Dawson (1931-1993): 'My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely.' Dorothy Parker (1893-1967): 'If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.' Bob Newhart ( September 5, 1929-): 'I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those w ...
Those fabulous Jewish Comedians. You may remember the old Jewish Catskill comics of vaudeville days: Shecky Greene, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Joey Bishop, Milton Berle, Jan Murray, Danny Kaye, Henny Youngman, Buddy Hackett, Sid Caesar, Groucho Marx, Jackie Mason, Victor Borge, Woody Allen, Joan Rivers, Lenny Bruce, George Burns, Allan Sherman, Jerry Lewis, Peter Sellers, Carl Reiner, Shelley Berman, Gene Wilder, George Jessel, Alan King, Mel Brooks, Phil Silvers, Jack Carter, Rodney Dangerfield, Don Rickles, Jack Benny, Mansel Rubenstein and so many others. And there was not one single swear word in their comedy. Here are a few examples: *I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. *I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years! If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me! *What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love? "Honey, I'm home!" *Someone stole all my credit cards but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did. * ...
"I'd never join a club that would have me as a member." . - Groucho Marx & Woody Allen in Annie Hall
Listen, Harold Ramis was a funny guy, he wrote portions of "Animal House," and was in a few pretty funny pictures. "Groundhog Day" is a commercial-picture classic of a sort, and he directed that. But he was far from a "comic genius." Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton were comic geniuses. Groucho Marx was a comic genius. *** I'd even argue that Woody Allen and Steve Martin have had now-distant stretches of genius. But Harold Ramis?? Did you see Club Paradise, Back to School, Armed and Dangerous, Stuart Saves His Family, Multiplicity, Analyze That, or Year One? Or do those not count once someone's a genius?
Watched "Annie Hall" by Woody Allen for the nth time, a quote from Groucho Marx worth to share in the movie.. " I don't want to belong to any club that will accept people like me as a member".
belated and wishful Groucho Marx, Monty Python, Sacha Guitry and Woody Allen.
Hilarious... From Groucho Marx to Woody Allen to Mark Twain to Mae West, here are 30 great one-liners.
So I discussed this photo with Hugh Hefner last night. He said Groucho Marx would visit PMW on the Fight Nights, and to see the girls, but not the movies. Hef was always happy to greet Groucho, though he wasn’t particularly a fan of the Marx Brothers films and never talks about them. Every few years Hef will program “one of the early, funny ones,” but an ordinal ranking of his top favorite comedy stars would be, approximately, Harold Lloyd, Charlie Chaplin, Woody Allen, Laurel & Hardy, and W.C. Fields. It has always surprised me that Buster Keaton does not rise above his second echelon faves, which also includes the likes of the Crosby-Hope ROAD pictures, the few really good Marx Brothers films, but not Harry Langdon, Raymond Griffith, Wheeler and Woolsey or the Three Stooges. In 24 years I have never seen a 3S comedy at PMW. He does love the exceptional Vitaphone band shorts, and all of the Bing Crosby two-reelers for Mack Sennett. On occasion I’ve twisted his arm to screen Charley Chase, Todd-P ...
There is a film written by Woody Allen, starring Larry David and the music of Groucho Marx..the mishegas of this kibbitz has me all shmaltzy
"Groucho Marx and Woody Allen transformed [Jewish humor] into a universal brand." -
Absurd humor in the tradition of Groucho Marx, Woody Allen and Christopher Cerf. Includes "The Unbehoven - A Tale of the Old West," with it's hero Nat Brogan's fatal showdown with the notorious hooved gunslinger Kid Baby; "Laughter Ours," a collection of "Better Bad Puns,...
There is no money in answering letters (via Marx tells Woody Allen why...
Looking forward to Celebrity Jews tonight with Woody Allen and Groucho Marx.
“I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member. ” Això és de groucho Marx, no de Woody Allen! Jaja
Groucho Marx & Woody Allen , after becoming friends in 1961 were not on good terms for several yrs. Groucho got word that Woody was hurt because Groucho did not respond to a letter he'd written to him. Groucho wrote an apology. In part, it read : You know of course, there is no money in answering letters, unless a credit from Switzerland , or the Mafia. I write reluctantly, because I know you are doing 6 things simultaneously, 5 including sex. don't know how you have time to correspond. They remained friends thereafter !
Who could stay mad at a Marx brother? Well, apparently Woody Allen. A letter has been released in which the hilarious Groucho Marx penned an apology to Allen for not responding to a letter Allen had written years before.
Absolutely delightful letter from Groucho Marx to Woody Allen that will make you smile (via
Isaac Davis: Why is life worth living? It's a very good question. Um... Well, There are certain things I guess that make it worthwhile. uh... Like what... okay... um... For me, uh... ooh... I would say... what, Groucho Marx, to name one thing... uh... um... and Wilie Mays... and um... the 2nd movement of the Jupiter Symphony... and um... Louis Armstrong, recording of Potato Head Blues... um... Swedish movies, naturally... Sentimental Education by Flaubert... uh... Marlon Brando, Frank Sinatra... um... those incredible Apples and Pears by Cezanne... uh. Tracy's face... Quote From Woody Allen's Manhattan
Can't believe how I never noticed how much Woody Allen's delivery was influenced by Groucho Marx.
101 sex quotes frnds pls try to understand the message: " I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. " John Waters " Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best. " Woody Allen " Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman. " Woody Allen " There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted. " Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour " Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around. " David ...
suggests a version with Woody Allen, Diane Keaton and Groucho Marx. Now you're talking!
Prayer is the key of the morning and the bolt of the evening. Mahatma Gandhi In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs. Ralph Waldo Emerson Probably the happiest period in life most frequently is in middle age, when the eager passions of youth are cooled, and the infirmities of age not yet begun; as we see that the shadows, which are at morning and evening so large, almost entirely disappear at midday. Eleanor Roosevelt I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. Groucho Marx I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. Groucho Marx What a nice night for an evening. Steven Wright Devote each day to the object then in time and every evening will find something done. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? Woody Allen Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. William Blake For age is opportunity no less Than yo ...
"Why should I care about future generations? What did they do for me?” At Enrico Giovaninni cites Woody Allen quoting Groucho Marx.
That quote is from Groucho Marx, not Woody Allen.
They've got good episodes of WHATS MY LINE on YouTube: Groucho Marx, Woody Allen, Sean Connery, Robert Morse, Dali, Hitchcock, Disney...
I was suppose to do 'Carnage' Christoper Walken's role and Woody Allen+Groucho Marx in 'God'. Both died premature deaths. :(
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