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Whitney Cummings

Whitney Cummings (born September 4, 1982) is an American comedian and actress.

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Hey guess what? You're going to be on the Late Late Show on Thursday with Whitney Cummings hosting!
Look for Whitney Cummings. I think she's there too. You can keep each other company.
I can't even find my old Whitney Cummings special
Whitney Cummings Snow selfie with Adam pally. We are both hosting the Late Late show this week…
Congrats to Whitney Cummings for being the sole female cast member out of the 18 announced for Adam Sandler's new movie. (h/t
Taylor Lautner, Nick Nolte, Blake Shelton, Whitney Cummings and more, along with the rest of the Happy Madison...
your bit in the Wedding Ringer w Whitney Cummings had me, glass of Moscato in hand, laughing out loud. Too good. :)
Whitney Cummings This Wednesday on the Late Late show see what dumb foolish idiocy
Jake, Ms. Whitney Cummings is seated in 1A, or as I call it, the Fogelseat
Whitney Cummings Screw diamonds. This is my best friend.
Lmao "If Whitney Cummings is not a one-minute woman, whoever. named her should be arrested and charged for fraud."
This is the most I've watched Can we have or some funny female not just Whitney Cummings? Nice change
I'm watching 2015x08 "Whitney Cummings, David Koechner, Jeff Ross" laying on the couch...
worst decision he's ever made in his life.. wait 'til Jeff Ross and Whitney Cummings gets ahold of that guy
Whitney Cummings Ramona will make her television debut next Wednesday on the Late Late show on…
I'm listening to Marriage And Babies by Whitney Cummings on
Can't wait to be 21 so I can go to comedy clubs. I'm bummed I missed Whitney Cummings. Not that I have to sneak a flask everywhere.
Whitney Cummings I’m hosting the Late Late show next Weds and Thurs and I’m taking it…
I added a video to a playlist Whitney Cummings Love Is Dangerous
Dane Cook is the original Whitney Cummings. Unfunniest man on earth.
Did Diablo Cody and Whitney Cummings team up to write an Allstate commercial and come up with The dialogue is terrible.
Whitney Cummings People are so used to seeing me through instagram filters that I carry one…
I want to put a child in Whitney Cummings.
If Rick Reilly and Whitney Cummings had a baby it would be a gong.
Whitney Cummings Brad Pitt can walk on. I find regular Pits much hotter
Whitney Cummings and I need to go to brunch
Whitney Cummings: Vote or else I will post more photos like this
it's Whitney Cummings becoming a fame ***
like they didn't just do the old make fun of her then be nice at the end, Whitney Cummings went the whole shabang
Whitney Cummings: Shine bright like a lion
Whitney Cummings: Shine bright like a lion
Whitney Cummings: Hey Baahston, let’s bang a left
Ginny is bestfriends w Whitney Cummings who is friends with Chelsea Handler who is friends w Sandy.. YOU SEE WHERE IM GOING W THIS?!
And Whitney Cummings you are a racist *** Lol
I hate to do this, but Whitney Cummings: not funny!
Wonder what Whitney Cummings and co did to get kim kardashian.
-Apparently Whitney Cummings does, it's 75% of her shtick lately.
“Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they truly are.” – Whitney Cummings
I'll be singing "I will always love you" with white stains all over myself. I'll be Whitney Cummings
Whitney Cummings: from with — East coast! The season premiere of 2 Broke Girls is…
I like the show its pretty funny plus they are both sexy so is whitney cummings
RG 2brokegirlscbs: Beth- Whitney Cummings got me this as a season 2 present for my dressing room.…
he loves Whitney Cummings he thinks George Lopez is funny
Whitney Cummings: Tickets now on sale for my shows in Las Vegas at the Venetian November 28 and 29. Come and see me…
Whitney Cummings: Bridesmaids for hire. We take cash, check or Chardonnay. 
Whitney Cummings posted it on her instagram last night and I got it before she deleted it
2 broke girls decides to employ kim after all the jokes that she is payed for doing nothing. Well.. Whitney Cummings, you just killed a joke
Whitney Cummings - “Prince Charming is now a complete basket case”
Thank you Whitney Cummings for the Joshua photos MY GOD!
Whitney Cummings: Prince Charming is less charming when he starts drinking at 3. 
Whitney Cummings: David Lynch, Ginny and I are ready for our close up. 
Whitney Cummings: About that Hudson Valley hard knock lyfe
To assume Whitney Cummings is a "celebrity" is a bit of stretch, don't you think?
Whitney Cummings: Finally a Starbucks barista who gets me.
A womens explanation of the female hamster or as comedian Whitney Cummings calls it "our imagination"
Last night I got to see Louis CK, Doug Benson, Hannibal Burress, Whitney Cummings and Reggie Watts kill it live. Thanks
Can't wait to see Louis C.K., . Sarah Silverman, Marc Maron, Reggie Watts and Whitney Cummings — watching Oddball...
Whitney Cummings has no idea how Jim Rome got so popular.
Some of the highlights for me: Whitney Cummings, Demetri Martin, Marc Maron, Jim Gaffigan, and Louis…
Hannibal Buress Louis CK and Whitney Cummings in the same night for $10 lmao guess I'm coming back here next week
Here's a *new* interview i did with Whitney Cummings + special guests Hannibal Buress,Sarah Silverman &Chris Hardwick
Louis C.K., Sarah Silverman, Marc Maron, Whitney Cummings, Jeff Ross . September 19. Who is down to go??
4 Tix to see midnight on September 3rd w/ Jim Jefferies, Chris D'Elia, and Whitney Cummings. Who's…
Whitney Cummings: from getting drilled in my *** by Nick Kroll. With Whitney, Neal…
"Comparison is the worst form of violence against yourself." - Whitney Cummings
Psychiatrist: "Super story on glad i get this paper--I always take it to work for my patients."
Whitney Cummings and Chelsea Handler make me sooo happy. It's like Pee Wee's Playhouse over there in TV Land or something. Just sayin'.
Whitney Cummings: kiss cam chemistry with a stranger
Whitney Cummings: kiss cam chemistry with a stranger
Read my interview with funny lady who talked about depression among comedians & more
Underdog. via Laugh for her Friday & Saturday h…
the one with Whitney Cummings has been my fav so far. But they have all been great!
just watched the Whitney Cummings episode. It was awesome. Cant wait to catch up on the rest. You are wonderful!
Underdog. via Laugh for her Friday & Saturday
BTW what happened to Whitney Cummings Part 2 ? Did it get the chop?
Trust Us: A Q&A with Al Pacino, a great musical pairing and celebrating roller coasters: And Whitney Cummings, too!
Making the world a better place has its perks! I'm going to see Famous Top Comedians Whitney Cummings and Dane Cook tonight!
JUST got done watching and my gurl whitney was on i love me some whitney cummings
I have the biggest crush on Whitney Cummings. This interview on Jim Norton's show put me over the top.
i don't know if you've said this already, but just in case Whitney Cummings is not Jewish
Whitney Cummings: All choked up shooting my last episode of Chelsea Lately
“new special premieres Sat June 28 at 11/10c.
Really like show. a strong host. should be on every show. But please, no more Whitney Cummings
What if the indie band is Whitney Cummings?
My new favorite talk show host new episode with is up now. Great interview.
Comedy Dynamics offers vast comedy library on Hulu featuring more!
Whitney's news is seriously bad - Whitney Cummings would have made one inappropriate journalist. The...
Sandra Bullock celebrated her 50th birthday in style over the weekend, jetting off to Jackson Hole, Wyoming, with a few girlfriends in tow. Among those to join her in the birthday festivities were comedians Chelsea Handler and Whitney Cummings, who shared a flurry of snapshots from the trip including a sweet moment between the "Gravity" star and her sister, Gesine Bullock. In the pic captioned "Happiest birthday," the siblings grin ear to ear while rubbing noses. In another photo from the weekend getaway, Source: omg! INSIDER
Amazing night with Dave Atell, Whitney Cummings, Artie Lang, Jim Norton and Ray Romano — feeling funny at The...
Whitney Cummings and Sarah Silverman are like the ONLY cute female stand-up comedians.
So, this Undateable on NBC is just Whitney without Whitney Cummings? Did they Sandy Duncan her?
“I think, for me, if I was to have a goal, it would be to take a little bit of the shame away from being human.”.
Why Whitney Cummings' *** Jokes Are Important: Tinder demands some degree of vanity—it's an app designed to g...
I will watch the new Whitney Cummings stand-up special. But I'm going to watch it like an angry, lifeless blogger, with lots of groans. 😠
Check out hottie dishing out some much needed advice for men!
Why Whitney Cummings’ *** Jokes Are Important via I shot this about 3 months ago. Tivo it.
on a completely different issue, u need to mix in the Whitney Cummings sex talk into future shows. Sure Fred has it queued
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.used to send fan letters to Edward Furlong. Yup. See what else she confessed to us:
Trending on Google at the moment... good domain possibility?: Whitney Cummings
Whitney Cummings: I have the best friends in the world.
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Really enjoyed this interview, courtesy of
Read the most wonderfully accurate joke about guys "in an alley gerking off on a dead pigeon singing Bible hymns."
Howard stern show and a guy called in and asked Whitney Cummings if she would let a guy *** on her face 😂😂😂
“Preview new special Sat June 28 at 11/10c. her!
Whitney Cummings' laugh goes into my cerebral cortex.
Preview new special premiering Saturday June 28 at 11/10c.
Listening to interview Whitney Cummings is like listening to run of the mill female stripper/comedian/Jackie hybrid.
How is Whitney Cummings a real Stern fan when she doesn't know who Hanzi is?
Why Whitney Cummings’ *** Jokes Are Important via Can I get an amen and a you go girl somewhere?
I learned today that Whitney Cummings of Comedy Central Roast fame has NO intent on doing another roast unless it's a dear friend of hers...
Aziz, Louis C.K. Hannibal Buress, Sarah Silverman, and Whitney Cummings are all performing in Auburn in Sept...TOGETHER
.most controversial message yet: It's OK for women to be women
Are you on is, but mostly just to see the most cliché men use:
Never have I seen the internet more united than the YouTube comments section on a video where EVERYBODY said that they hate Whitney Cummings
fb question! who would you love to see get paired up for a buddy cop comedy. my 10 pics are 1-Adam Sandler & Eddie Murphy(this team up will be a dream come true) 2-Damon Wayans & Damon Wayans Jr.(father/son duo) 3-Sarah Silverman & Whitney Cummings. 4-Aidy Bryant & Kate McKinnon(cause they had a buddy cop skit on SNL) 5-Andy Samberg & Matt Bennett(these 2 look alike) 6-Seth Rogen & Kevin James(both playing mall cops lol) 7-Seth Macfarlane & Alex Borstein(Brian & Lois as Cops lol) 8-Chris Pratt & Anna Faris 9-George Lopez & Gabriel Iglesias 10-Martin Lawrence & Kevin Hart.
Hosted by Seth MacFarlane, Lisa Lampanelli roasted Donald Trump and also served it up to Marlee Matlin, Larry King, Snoop Dogg, Whitney Cummings, Anthony Jes...
check this out Whitney Cummings Is Every Single Girl On Tinder: Even famous people need lov...
I could have seen Whitney Cummings but I'm not 21, ahh I wish I had a fake I.D. 😩
Whitney Cummings killing it. I want to be her friend. whitneycummings @ Laugh Factory
Whitney Cummings devout *** kissing of Chelsea is like, ok we get it you'll never be famous as her.
Whitney Cummings got chewed up and spit out on Chelsea Lately tonight. She does not have a good poker face.
I love Undateable! You should bring Whitney Cummings on the show as a guest! How fun would that be?!
Whitney Cummings is the most annoying human being on earth.
Cummings You look great with your new face!
Maybe the so successful Whitney Cummings should shut up about Marilyn Monroe.
GREAT Whitney Cummings is on the round table 😒
OMG it's Whitney Cummings boyfriend on this show. Love him
Yeah, but just wait until the DirecTV marionettes get their own sitcom. (Showrunner: Seth McFarlane. Star: Whitney Cummings.)
Vegas labor day weekend or nah??? MissKhalia Cummings Phylicia TaliyahTaiden Watson Whitney CampbellAqua Jezelle...
Whitney Cummings and Pete Holmes weirdly both have hypnotherapists? Maybe not weird? I just got to LA
Whitney Cummings: Tonight on Chelsea Lately see my genius invention to replace antiperspirant.
Whitney Cummings: My voice is officially loud enough to not need a microphone 
"dating a dj is like dating a valet for his car" - Whitney Cummings
"I decide when the party is over and the party don't start till I *** in.". Osheyy Whitney Cummings.
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Whitney Cummings is awesome. Apart from being a great comedian she acts like my sister but looks like me. Crazy awesome😄
Whitney Cummings: Hot new couple alert Jane and Chelsea
Whitney cummings is the princess daisy to chesea handlers princesa peach
Whitney Cummings and Chelsea Handler are pretty much everything what every woman is scared to be, but deep inside we all love these two!
I tried to watch Schumer's show but never got into it either. Also I don't think I've ever seen or heard a Whitney Cummings show.
Chelsea Handler and Whitney Cummings were both at Melissa Etheridge's wedding so don't worry you can sleep tonight
The show stars Whitney Cummings and is based on her real-life experience and her comedy routines.
If Whitney Cummings and Chris D'Elia were together for real, that would make my life. (I watched Whitney until 3 this morning. Not ashamed)
This Dana Eagle chick straight up stole a joke from Whitney Cummings out of the David Hasselhoff Comedy Central roast! Gross
Whitney Cummings is cute and oh so tall. Also her name is Whitney Cummings
Whitney cummings has a huge mouth her name makes me laugh
Guys I'm at Bridgetown & drunk enough to set my phones wallpaper to a screenshot of Whitney Cummings' nails w/ NO IDEA how to change it
That Undateable show looks like it's really not funny. Like something Whitney Cummings created.
I love him so so much. And Whitney Cummings
a real toss was her or Whitney Cummings
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2 Broke Girls (2011– ) TV Series - 22 min - Comedy Creators: Whitney Cummings, Michael Patrick King Stars: Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs " Sassy, streetwise Max works two jobs just to get by, one of which is waiting tables during the night shift at the retro-hip Williamsburg Diner. Sophisticated Caroline is an uptown trust fund princess who's having a run of bad luck that forces her to reluctantly give waitressing a shot. At first, Max sees Caroline as yet another in a long line of inept servers she must cover for, but she's surprised to find that Caroline has as much substance as she does style. When Caroline discovers Max's knack for baking amazing cupcakes, she sees a lucrative future for them, but they first need to raise the start-up money. "
If Whitney Cummings is a comedian, then I'm an astronaut. (Hint: I'm not an astronaut)
Closing notes from a great - entertaining firside chat between Dori Howard of & Whitney Cummings
no but she is significantly more amusing than Lena Dunham, Kristen Wiig, Sarah Silverman, Whitney Cummings
No one thought Whitney Cummings was funny.
Is Amy Schumer funny like when ppl thought Whitney Cummings wasfunny?
Peter Berg and Whitney Cummings are dating?!. this guy reminds me of Peter Berg.
Are you a Whitney Houston fan? Don't miss the Tribute Show tomorrow at Burton Cummings Theatre
Apparently Whitney Cummings was on "Two Broke Girls." Pictured here, standing next to a brunette.
Whitney Cummings should have learned that a sharp-tongued sexually obsessed character doesn't wear well in a recent sitcom.
I'm really getting into Whitney Cummings' sitcom. Shame it took so long to get to the UK...and then got cancelled.
I liked a video Ginny Goodwin on "Love You, Mean It with Whitney Cummings"
Whitney Cummings just licked your photo.
I love Whitney Cummings, she can make me laugh for 2-3days with one joke. Would absolutely LOVE to see her live one day!
White girls are sooo cool... Zooey Deschanel, Rebel Wilson, Whitney Cummings… I wanna be a black version of all of them combined! :(
not sure why there’s a pic of Will Ferrel behind it when that’s a Whitney Cummings joke.
Random stupid thought of the day- While watching the O's game it occurred to me that If comedienne Whitney Cummings married Blue Jays infielder Ryan Goins, she would be Whitney Cummings -Goins. That has a nice ring to it.
Whitney Cummings to Hulk Hogan "You have less sperm in your balls than Pam (Anderson) has in her mouth right now"
Her stand up rocks. Whitney Cummings was on Howard Stern recently and said she is working on a new show for cable
Chelsea Handler and Whitney Cummings signed my mothers book and mine! Great evening
Now that Late Night King David Letterman has announced he is stepping as the host of Late Show after 21 years. The be question is who replaces him. Now, as with all late night shows, Jon Stewart will be the front runner. And Craig Ferguson, the host of The Late Late Show will be in the conversation. But I have a unique idea to throw out there. CBS can go bold in late night and change the game. Stand Up comic Whitney Cummings. Yeah, I know she had a poorly received NBC sit-com and her E! weekly show did not last long. But this chick is funny. She will make the jokes that people will be talking about the next day. And it would be good P.R. a woman getting one of the top three jobs in late night. I'd check out Late Show with Whitney Cummings.
Sitting side stage at Chelsea Handler (show and she is funny and fine, so is Whitney Cummings (she here too!!! Okay okay gotta go.
Watching HIMYM and Cristin Milioti is reminding me of Whitney Cummings.
I wanna watch Whitney Cummings but I also wanna watch Dalla Buyers Club, but I also wanna watch American Hustle. God *** it
Gonna watch Holes the movie, also going to the Whitney Cummings Comedy Central special in Irvine tomorrow night!!!
Whitney Cummings has her friends to thank for her career as a comedian.
.is filming her special at this Saturday. Are you going?
"A true friend will go with the Instagram filter that flatter you" - Whitney Cummings. Found your true who follows this golden rule?
That was totally awesome! Thanks Kellie Iamme for taking me out on a hot date to see Whitney Cummings!
So kinda met Whitney Cummings before her show tonight 😝 she pretended she knew us by accident lol
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Enjoyed a awesomely hilarious show! I love Whitney Cummings even more now.
Whitney Cummings was amazing! I want to kidnap her so we can hang out!
Tom Papa watched your set on the hbo special with whitney cummings. Fantastic...enjoyed it very much
Hi Everyone, We are extremely happy to announce that we have been asked to provide seatfillers for the Comedy Central Special - Whitney Cummings Live & Uncensored taking place this Saturday, Feb 22nd in Irvine, CA. Whitney is a very funny stand up comedian that is sure to deliver one very entertaining night of stand up comedy. If you have ever seen a Comedy Central Comedy Special, then you know you are in for a fun and exciting evening. Cummings co-created and co-wrote, the CBS comedy 2 Broke Girls, as well as wrote, produced and starred in her autobiographical sitcom Whitney, which aired on NBC for 2 seasons between September 2011 – April 2013. Cummings appears regularly on E!’s, Chelsea Lately and has appeared on Comedy Central’s Roasts. Her one-hour stand up special, Money Shot, premiered on Comedy Central in August 2010 and was nominated for an American Comedy Award later that year. There are 2 shows taking place that evening, we have the 7pm show and we have a 9:30pm show, and you can only sig ...
Oh man, Whitney Cummings is ridiculously attractive and funny...but not funny enough to carry Whitney.
Whitney Cummings: Money Shot. There are way too many things I can say about that.
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"if you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they will kill you..." Whitney Cummings a la Oscar Wilde
you should watch Whitney Cummings stand up on Netflix. I love her
Shopping all day.. Now getting my nails done.. And then double date night with some awesome friends to see Whitney Cummings!! Not a bad way to start countdown to my birthday.. Shots at midnight.. Who is with me?? Lol!
Whitney Cummings is hot. And actually kinda funny.
San Diego: I'm opening for the great Whitney Cummings at the Comedy Store in La Jolla tonight.
Having a hard time listening to this Whitney Cummings album. I think it was recorded with an iPhone at the back of the room :-/
thanks for following me hope you like the sound of crickets you however are a budding Whitney Cummings.
There's also Jen Kirkman, Nikki Glaser, Kathleen Madigan, Whitney Cummings, and this one short girl I forget her name right now.
Whitney Cummings thanks Jay for supporting her career. Subscribe to The Tonight Show for more Leno: The Tonight Show Wee
I found out if you try to picture Whitney Cummings and Aubrey Plaza in your mind you can only picture one. worthy
Whitney Cummings killed it. I'm trying to date her.
If you need a good laugh, Whitney Cummings will be in tonight and tomorrow at 10pm. Info:
Saturday should be a wild and crazy night, when Whitney Cummings tapes her new special for Comedy Central. Just a...
"...When people reject you, they're really just pushing you toward the right path. That's when you get tough and start figuring out who you are & narrowing down what makes you happy." -Whitney Cummings.
So that kansiime is supposed to be the Ugandan Whitney Cummings
Got a mix of old and new, including Eddie Murphy, Whitney Cummings, Greg Proops, Bob Goldthwait, and Cheech and Chong
Watching Whitney Cummings... VIP... Thanks Whitney for hooking us up!
your ready to take take Chelsea's job or better yet her little pal Whitney Cummings career! Super rad!
Going to see Whitney Cummings in Hollywood tonight!!!
IG. I said she had aspergers. and that her fashion commentary is similar to what whitney Cummings is to the show 2 broke girls
I'm still confused as to how Whitney Cummings became a thing.
Taking my baby Jess Westervelt to the Laugh Factory in Hollywood tonight to see Whitney Cummings. Should be awesome!
How did Whitney get through high school with a last name like Cummings
Just found out I get to see Whitney Cummings on Thursday!
I'm opening for Whitney Cummings in San Diego on Thursday. Any way to reach out to the SFN to invite people to the show?
Got told I reminded someone of Whitney Cummings. Score.
Whitney Cummings listening to emotional ninja as we speak. Thanks for the laughs lol
Things I learned the last few days... Poi is still the best live band around. Whitney Cummings new show will be excellent comedy. Austin Texas is one of the friendliest cities I have ever visited bar none. They took a outsider right in under their wing and made me feel right at home for the 9.5 hours I was there. Everyone was giving me so much information in so little time. 2 days of partying heavily in a row with no sleep and you almost miss your flight back home because when you shut your eyes for a moment sitting at the gate you pass out (Thank Gawd a flight attendant woke me up with 2 minutes to get on the plane). MR. WOOD? MR. WOOD ARE YOU MR. WOOD? YOU NEED TO WAKE UP OR YOU ARE GOING TO MISS YOUR FLIGHT!! If you hold a camera above your head for 2 hours straight your arms will hurt like *** for a few days. Time to buy or make a portable support system for my new camera to prevent that and also kill the camera shake when in a very crowded room of people dancing and pushing me around. Somehow if you ...
Had such a great weekend with girlfriends!!! Tonight really topped it off with the hilarious whitney Cummings. I am gonna start stalking her shows. Had me in tears laughing so hard!!! Now on to monday.anyone doing cpr in the morning at banner desert from 8-10:30? With me???
Whitney Cummings brought down the house - incredibly funny!
Super excited to see Whitney Cummings! Love good comedy!!
"It's like we're kittens in lion costumes." That's how Whitney Cummings describes the one part vulnerability to two parts adrenaline...
Back to the problems I love having! What to drink, what to eat, do I put sunblock on and last but not least what should I wear... In this case to see Whitney Cummings comedy show with my favourite travel buddy Leah Walker
I thought last night was the best. Nope!!! Going to see Whitney Cummings tomorrow night featuring Two Broke Girls and Chelsea Handler :D
Whitney Cummings new special should be called One Mostly Unfunny Joke. Standup Live: home of the $40 6pack.
Whitney Cummings stand up tickets...check!! So excited :)
Patiently awaiting to see Whitney Cummings with the bestie and my cuz!!! I'm so excited!!!
With my bestie Thy Phuong abt to see Whitney Cummings!
Waiting in line at Stand Up Live to see Whitney Cummings!
I love Whitney Cummings so is amazing! Fun as heck!
Dinner before the comedy show with Whitney Cummings!!
About to see Whitney Cummings. This is going to be hilarious.
Date night dinner at a new place and then off to see Whitney Cummings at Stand Up Live!
Sometimes rejection is just a form of guidance. -whitney cummings
Okay so here is the story. We went to see AGT runner up Taylor Williamson last night for a valentines night of comedy. Well, I was exhausted after a long day of work and an even longer night working on algebra with McKenna the night before. We went downtown to Stand Up Live to see the show. As the headliner was announced "Please welcome Whitney Cummings" I realized we were at the wrong club. We needed to be at the Tempe Improv. I am such an *** She was very funny though.
Yeah the bender has started... 3 long ice teas , 5 shots of rumple , some pain killers , oh a coke or two... whitney cummings and I got to see her new special before it gets recorded as she tweaks it... oh and a bunch of absolut... I promise to get my crap together and get you guys some good photos... and I will try and fill John Prentis's request for a video if they play it... I mean I have like a million requests... but I try and say nothing to the band... but I hope they do John's again and I can figure out to hit record on the video because it has been something like a decade,,, I am GOING TO SEE POI IN THEIR HOMELAND ALMOST... Hawaii is still on the bucket list... Listening to the Martyrs show that started the crosstown classic to get me warmed up... I hope the TSA takes pity on me tomorrow afternoon... WEL I GET TO SEE POI TODAY.
Saw Whitney Cummings who is hilarious. And from DC :)
Whitney Cummings, weds feb 19 in la Jolla!! Who's coming with me??
Well no super romantic dinner or flowers for this stuck/weary traveler but I DO get to go home TOMORROW instead of Sunday and Chris is taking me to see Whitney Cummings!! :)
Valentines Day date night Sushi followed by Whitney Cummings stand up
UFC Fighter, Brendan Schaub and comedian Bryan Callen talk with the lovely Whitney Cummings, the co-creator of CBS "2 Broke Girls" on the latest Podcast.
If you haven't yet supported this amazing festival in the past...give it a chance this year. With the winter we've had, I can't think of a better way to come together than to get out of the cold and share a laugh. If you like rubbing shoulders with stars, this is your time. Jeff Ross surprised me one year as I walked out of the Park Place elevator to be greeted by the Roastmaster himself. From seeing Mike Birbiglia, Whitney Cummings, Jeff Garlin, and many others provide improv in the basement of Horizon Books at midnight during the festival, I've enjoyed every bit of this annual event. Tickets are still on sale for many of the shows. Visit the Traverse City Winter Comedy Arts Festival Page for more information.
Free Comedy Night Tomorrow Night (Weds) at Win River Casino 8pm: Start getting into Valentines day spirit early and check out comedians Doug and Teresa Wychoff. Along with their hilarious stand-up routines, the comedy duo preforms together as the "HE AND SHE SHOW" , an interactive show using marriage advice drawn from the audience while weaving in each of comic’s own stories, jokes and experiences together seamlessly with audience suggestions. This format ensures that no two shows are ever the same. Doug has opened for Tom Arnold and Whitney Cummings.
Chelsea Handler, Whitney Cummings, Guest of first show, Source Code, Michelle Monaghan, Second Show is Jayne Mansfield's Daughter, from Law & Order SUV, Mariska Hargitay. What an amazing surprise. Watch tonight listen for my Oi! & laughter.
Two weeks ago it was Natasha Leggero. Tonight it's Aisha Tyler. Who's next? My guess is Whitney Cummings. Because some people just can't take a joke from a female comedian.
Kevin Nealon was joined by Melissa Joan Hart, Nick Swardson, Dana Carvey and Whitney Cummings.
Anjelah Johnson✔. Iliza Shlesinger✔. And now, Whitney Cummings. I need a social life lol
The roast of Donald Trump lol Whitney Cummings is f'n hilarious and sexy
Front row center to see Whitney Cummings...
Whitney Cummings is the worst comedian ever. Ever.
ASK Promotions together with the Lujo brothers and Whitney Cummings bring holiday joy to the children and residents of the Lady Hochoy Home in Cocorite today - awesome beginning - wonderful serenade guys
I love her. Her and Whitney Cummings..I love their style of comedy.
True. She is also a cute *** “that's Whitney Cummings best friend.”
What is Carson doing with Whitney Cummings, Jane Lynch, and Michael Strahan? I'm so confused by this line-up.
Only fifteen minutes left! I can't wait, soon I won't have to see Whitney Cummings' face!
Never tell your boyfriend he's your "savior." You're a happy and busy woman who doesn't need saving!
The little ways you're too emotionally available with men will all add-up to a break-up down the road.
Natasha Leggero can join Sara Silveman and Whitney Cummings as unfunny (albeit, kinda do-able) comediennes
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Whitney Cummings is very funny but she is too up beat and her voice is annoying
watched a little but of Whitney Cummings stand up Netflix special. She talks about everything! From sex, uh...more sex, and wait...JUST sex.
"can someone just explain why all balls look like they're 150 years old please? And they're always ashy, *** - Whitney Cummings 😂
"If I could marry a red flag, I would." - Whitney Cummings Sounds bout right
That show is desperate and grasping, but that describes Whitney Cummings.
Whitney Cummings drops as many banned words as she can. Subscribe to The Tonight Show for more Leno: Watch The Tonight Show Weeknights ...
2014-01-11 22:00 Whitney Cummings at the Ice House
Had an incredible time last night. I got to share the stage with so many great comics: Whitney Cummings, Sarah Silverman, Jeff Garlin, and my stand up idol Bill Burr just to name a few. Shout out to Nick Youssef for getting me on the bill. Thanks to everyone who showed up and actually stayed until I went up. Long road still ahead, but this was a good stepping stone in the direction I want to go.
Great line up at "The World Famous Comedy Store" on the Sunset Strip tonight... Sold Out crowd. It went Jeff Garlin, Whitney Cummings, Sara Silverman, Marc Maron, & Kirk Fox. I finally got a good laugh to top the week off. Thanks Tommy.
Were is that jeselnik. ...Whitney Cummings gets me laughing but it's not the jeselnik offensive.
I'm watching whitney cummings' stand up and im in love with the stage
Guys wearing jerseys to watch the game is like me putting on scrubs to watch Grey's Anatomy- Whitney Cummings
'Whitney', '1600 Penn' cancelled by NBC: Meanwhile, Whitney ran for two seasons and starred Whitney Cummings i...
Whitney Cummings is bomb, but her stand-up is garbage.
Whitney Cummings is by far the worst comedian i have ever watched. Sinbad is sadly better
Whitney Cummings is hosting a show called If you ask me it should be called
LA was so tight holmes I wanna stay here forever aye! Got to see Dane cook, Whitney Cummings, Bob…
me too Whitney Cummings is also super funny :)
Finally get to see Whitney Cummings! Yea! Mission complete! All I've ever wanted to see is Chris Delia and Whitney doing stand up
I really wana go to the laugh factory! I'm dying to see Whitney Cummings
New drinking game: take a shot every time whitney cummings says "right?"
Hey everybody! Come with me to The Main Room: Whitney Cummings!
Sitting here watching Whitney Cummings laughing so hard it hurts! This women is hilarious!
Whitney Cummings: If Roseanne and Fran Drescher had a baby, replaced its voice box with a car alarm, and gave it a microphone.
I will see you in Vegas you *** You better be at your best becasue I'm missing Whitney Cummings to see your *** ***
It's the holiday season and some will spend at least a couple of hours watching tv-shows, sooo.. why don't we make a list of recommendations? :) I'll start: 1. The Inbetweeners - british humor, very good :) 2. The Middle 3. It's always sunny in Philadelphia 4. Family guy 5. Everybody hates Chris - life of Chris Rock, good 6. Rescue me - for the ladies (firefighters) / for the gentlemen (Denis Leary) 7. Whitney - 2 stand-up comedians ( Whitney Cummings, Chris D'Elia) 8. Wilfred - a man and a dog, 2 very different people :) 9. Raising Hope - silly, still fun 10. Nurse Jackie - starring Edie Falco, the mad nurse :) 11. United States of Tara - comedy - multiple personalities, good acting 12. Curb your enthusiasm - Larry David show 13. Louie - Louis CK type of fun 14. Getting on - new but good. 15. The league - not my personal favourite, but some of you might like it 16. The office 17. Parks&Recreation 18. Will&Grace 19. M*A*S*H 20. Seinfeld 21. The new adventures of old Christine - with Julia Louis-Dreyfus PS ...
It's by Whitney Cummings who I hear wrote Two Broke Girls. Long story short I recommend it.
"Do you think we like stalking your profile 10 times a day? No! It's exhausting!" -Whitney Cummings
I've been watching stand ups for the past 3 nights - Whitney Cummings is the best
I was wondering why 2 Broke Girls could be so unfunny & annoying then i seen it was Whitney Cummings that was behind it. Utter Pish
one of the creators of 2 Broke Girls is called Whitney now I know what broke; the condom!
In 2013, BABY TALK was born! From LA to NYC, take a look back at some special moments of our first year. featuring Superhost Dan Levy, DJ Jensen Karp, Baby Abe, Papa J, the Milkos Sisters, Brookie the Cookie, and special guests JOHN MULANEY, MOSHE KASHER, WHITNEY CUMMINGS, JERROD CARMICHAEL, BJ NOVAK, PAUL SCHEER, CHRIS D'ELIA, NEAL BRENNAN, CHELSEA PERETTI, JULIAN McCULLOUGH, RON FUNCHES, JAKE & AMIR & MANY MORE! Can't wait to see what new joys of parenting a show come in 2014!
People say I'm like Max in Two Broke Girls or I'm like Whitney Cummings from Whitney. Both are compliments. Thanks guys.
Beth Behrs (born Dec 26, 1985) American actress. She plays Caroline Channing in the CBS sitcom 2 Broke Girls. She was born in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, the elder daughter of David Behrs, a college president, and Maureen Behrs, a first grade teacher. She has a sister who is six years younger. Behrs moved to Lynchburg, Virginia, in 1989, where she was raised. She began performing in theater at the age of four, and played soccer while growing up. She was a student at E.C. Glass High School. At age 15, Behrs relocated with her family to Marin County, California, in the San Francisco Bay Area. She began attending Tamalpais High School in 2001, and was accepted into the school's highly regarded drama program. Behrs studied at the American Conservatory Theater in San Francisco, and went on to perform in the musical Dangling Conversations: The Music of Simon and Garfunkel, and the plays Korczak’s Children, and A Bright Room Called Day. She was classically trained as a singer. Behrs moved to Los Angeles, Califor ...
or watch Whitney Cummings : Money Shot on Netflix, its hilarious
How tall is Whitney Cummings? Who's Whitney Cummings dating with? See at:
Okay. Whitney Cummings is me. We are the person...yes.
Thank you Christmas, for giving me an excuse to text all my ex's. - Whitney Cummings. Lol
Whitney Cummings gave me the Bank of America card to get me for credit fraud
Move Over Chunk Handler there's a new pup on "Chelsea Lately". Popular comedian, Whitney Cummings, talks to Pet360 about her dog Ramona and show "Two Broke Girls" at Stand Up For Pits!
I miss my, as Whitney Cummings put it in her (well let's just call it a) "show", "soap opera villain" hair.
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