Thomas Willis (born 4 November 1983 in Sydney, New South Wales, Australia) is an Australian football (soccer) player.

George Jefferson Sherman Hemsley

Genuinely excited to be using a South West Trains service today. So much better than

Now watching: The Bonfire of The Vanities *epic of Bruce Willis, Tom Hanks and Morgan Freeman

Here's my question: Who portrays the maverick in films better than Tom Cruise? answer: Bruce Willis, which wasn't TOO far off.

The epic scene is where bruce willis try to calm tom hanks down

Tom Cream has forgotten more about basketball than I'll ever know, but 3 minutes left up 35+ and Zeller and Oladipo are still on the court?

Bruce Willis and Tom Hanks would b better

Watched bruce Willis and tom cruise today won't quit my day job lol

LMAO but if Tom Cruise & Bruce Willis still kicking ima let Steven Do tha *** thang LOL

Tom Cruise,Daniel Craig,Bruce Willis,Jason Statham. They are the best actor in the movie!!! (Y)

Best actor to me are Will Smith, Denzel Washington Bruce Willis, Tom Cruise and a few other actors

Christian Bale, no Bruce Willis, no Bryan Cranston or Sean Penn...Maybe Gary Oldman. I can't decide...Tom Hardy.

lol… hmmm bruce willis, tom colicchio, francois sagat…. I bumped into Tom in a restaurant last year, i was weak on my knees…LOL

Tom cruise is like 50 and thinks he's still kicking *** He's no Bruce willis

2013 will be year of old man action pix. Tom Cruise, Bruce Willis & Arnold. Kind of ridiculous.

When my grandma and aunts start debating Channing Tatum, Tom Cruise, and Bruce Willis as good looking actors 😏 lol

Difficult to see Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher. When I read one of Lee Child's books I imagined Reacher to be more like Die Hard Bruce Willis.

Bruce Willis, Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise had previews for new flicks. Can we try to get some new movie stars this decade?

Danny Cipriani returns at fly-half for Sale Sharks for the game against Worcester. Tom Brady and Cillian Willis also return to the side.

Bowman and Willis..wholetime the 9ers got like 9 ppl going lol

A new Die Hard (Still with Bruce Willis), Mad Max with Tom Hardy, and Man of Steel coming in 2013

Imagine if Disney put out a press release days before SIXTH SENSE came out saying "Bruce Willis is dead the whole time!" That's comics.

LB Patrick Willis is first player in franchise history named Pro Bowler in each of his first six seasons.

continues now. Trivia answer: Little Shelly woulda been 9 years old when he created the infamous ENEMIES list!

continues in a min. B4 that, Trivia Time: If Sheldon created his Enemies list in '89, how old would he hv been?

what in the world?!!? Bruce Willis needs to retire.. just like Tom Cruise. Let the young'uns have it now!!!

Tom Cruise one? Or we watch the Jackie Chan one I guess?

Ehh Tom Cruise you no longer can qualify as a badass actor...sorry. Bruce Willis still looks golden in the new Die Hard trailer, however.

have you seen the ad for Tom Daley's TV show Splash?!

They should have got Tom Hardy to play Bruce Willis son in Die Hard

Wow, I love Sloe Gin. Cheers for that, gonna sleep well tonight. tried and liked it, too. Nice.

Bruce Willis, Tom Cruise, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all out here tryin to pay bills with these upcoming action movies

If Bruce Willis got a movie coming out that means Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt got a movie too.. Smh

What happened to Tom Harvey's two brothers, Virgil and the other one? Also what happened to Willis, his son?

I like the fact that myself and Bruce Willis have got something in common. At least I'm fatter than you! :)

“white turkey chili” sound like one of those insults George Jefferson used to fling at hapless Tom Willis.

i forgot Rodney King died, yet Sherman Hemsley is still cold, upright, and just called Tom Willis a honky

If you like to hear a baritone voice singing standards and blues with a deep passion, Tom Willis is your man ! Come in tonight at and...

Who's seen Rock of Ages?? I was worried tbh but holy moly Tom Cruise is HOT!!!

Okay Tom Willis you gave me this-no breathing, coughing, chill inducing icky stuff. I hope this goes away by Monday but I have to kick butt and get everything packed by Wed. Poor Paula, pity poor Paula.

So after a great night last night lets do it all over again , tonight we have cloe & Tom accoustic followed by DJ Willis and DJ Pete ! ;)

Actually, it's like Tom Fletcher/James Bourne/Matt Willis mix. That's... probably why I actually like it. *dance*

End of 500 days of summer: cuts to older Tom Hansen (Bruce Willis) who was narrating the whole time

And before anybody says 'er that was Busted', yes it was a Busted song, but Tom was taught by the same Miss MacKenzie as Matt Willis. Booyah

Tom Hanks is better than Bruce Willis. That's it.

Oy, stop leading him astray, he's got work to do.

If she's cute enough you make time! But as it was a guy I'd say keep you head in the books & buy ear plugs. :-)

Wireless should be live on Mendip, Quantock and Carroll Court by the end of the month - more updates as soon!

I wouldn't have time for that! And it's a guy who set his burger alight.

Perhaps if its a cute girl you could give her some cooking classes. :-)

Someone needs to learn how to cook and stop setting off the fire alarm!

Oh, I see, you're pulling that one out are you!? In that case... IOS6... On my phone...

It does! Btw.. Just putting it out there... Retina display...

“I'd like to see Morgan Freeman, Tom Hardy and Bruce Willis star in a film about shoes.” ha ha

Oi, pipe down! Building roman architecture out of cardboard doesn't sound that much more fun!!!

Best comment I could come up with would be "Oo-er misses"

Sounds more like a surgical procedure. Perhaps could comment.

Fluid testing with a Venturi tube, Orifice and bend.

Really sorry my Agent Tom has had to close the agency to look after his health-Gonna try the Freelance thing for a while. Get well soon Tom!

Tom Cruise has apparently signed up for a time travel flick where he goes back in time and meets himself. Bruce Willis must be pleased.

I have a man crush on Patrick Willis, Jeff Goldblum, Blake Griffin, and Tom Hardy.

Newton's Third Law of Emotion: "For every male action, there's an opposite female overreaction."

I need a film that doesn't have any love interests, isn't a comedy, isn't a Bruce Willis cliché ridden film. O and it can't be depressing.

I think they could make a great action couple, way better than Tom Cruise or Bruise Willis.

The ISS is really fast and really bright tonight!

If you like Tom Waits or gritty music with creative lyrics and soulful singing, check out this full album stream.

Make sure there's nothing wrong with the PHALANGE.

The choice couldn’t be clearer in SC’s new 7th CD. Tom Rice has lived in the 7th for 50 years and knows its residents and needs.

Really like the 'Do Not Disturb' feature on Can effectively silence my phone without affecting the alarm clock.

Tom Coughlin needs to realize that Willis McGahee doesn't need to be carrying the ball so much.

Join 75 Main Tomorrow (Thursday) for Jazz on the Ave + Tom Willis live 6-10p. $5 Paella and complimentary Sangria street side. Come by...

So is Jerry's Jeans gonna be like Wendy & Lisa meets Tom Tom Club meets Wesley Willis

Thank you, Ryan Case, Tom Willis, Rob Thomas, Joyce Anderson, Randy Hall, Eugene Alexander Williams Lisa Mendez, Stephanie Pistello , for a great day of tech rehearsal! From the bottom of my heart I promise that in your honor I WILL LEARN TO SPEAK AND POUR THE *** COFFEE AT THE SAME TIME! Starting to practice as we speak: "Our coffee should be ready."

My new favorite TV moment courtesy of The Jeffersons...the Jeffersons and the Willis are all in the same room together when Alan Willis, the "biracial" son of Tom and Helen Willis, ask "So who in this room hasn't wondered what it is like to be white?" Of course everyone in the room seemingly acknowledges that they have except...Tom Willis, who slowly raises his hand. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. If you've seen the episode, you know what I'm talking about :) It was especially funny given my own interracial marriage and biracial children :)

George Jefferson is teaching Tom Willis to be cool...*Cracking Up*

Watching clips of George Jefferson slam the door in Tom Willis' face. Sherman Hemsley was the greatest.

He was born without arms, but that hasn’t stopped Tom Willis from spreading the word about people with disabilities….

I think I pulled a muscle in my back today at work I need somebody to stand on my back like George Jefferson did Tom Willis...lol!

I feel sorry if you're related to Tom Daley, I mean you can't have sexual fantasies over him

Tom Daley has a bronze Olympic medal and all Rileyy_69 has is a bronze primark belt

Bravo Tom Daley!! An inspiration to everyone. At last youngsters can admire real talent, and not Big Brother contestants

Bronze for Tom Daley. At 18, what a result.

Fair play to Mo and Tom tonight. You do your country proud! :D

Tom Willis at the GRILLE tonight smooth music quit enjoyable was there last week.

Tom Daley stop teasing me when you get in that shower

Tom Daley and David Beckham in the same room...OMFG!

My brother kept saying Tom's going to lose so I kinda kicked him and told him to get out of my room :))

I'm not sure who's wetter after Tom Daley's dives, me or him!?

I'll be so happy if Tom wins a medal

Earlier my mum said "it would be so much better if Tom Daley dived naked" I was like :O and she was like "i know you'd like that tayla"

That tom daley montage was a little lewd, no?

Miranda Hart: "If Tom wins Gold, I will jump in the pool in my bra and pants."

I really do hope Tom gets a medal tonight

Tom Daley, Michael phelps, Ryan Lochte, Bob Willis, David Boudia, the list can go on and on. I'm not picky.

Off to see Tom dive. If he wins Gold I will jump in pool in my bra+pants. Then we'll see who should have the swimwear advert.

I'm going to wait for Tom Daley in the little pool he goes in after he dives and cuddle him too hard.

I want Bruce Willis, Tom Cruise and their families MDK!

My timeline is all about Tom Daley right now

today would of been my dad(tom willis) 83rd birthday. Happy birthday dad .

Tom Daley in the shower is worth a 10

Tom Willis, Energy Services Engineer at OMPA, does a great job helping their 39 member utilities provide great...

“I am what Willis was talking about... he was just too afraid to say my name.” what you talkin bout Tom

this picture look like Hunter giving the "What you talkin about Willis" look to Tom Green :-P

And my dad doesn't even know the difference between Bruce Willis and Tom Hanks.

Mobile Internet is not worth having without 3G support.

.interviews Tom Willis, CEO @ Cornerstone Charter Schools, which will open 2 schools in Detroit:

Cornerstone Charters anchor Detroit's reflects in an interview with Tom Willis:

Best night ever, alec, beer glass, tom willis, steff had flaming shots for the first time, feking quality

That's quite a chunk out of your pay! (I'm assuming you're on minimum wage)

Yeah, from my house to KFC it's £1.65... A child can go to Westbury from my house with that cost!

Well yes, this is true. But I suppose there's nothing you can do about that!

Doing that a few times a week adds up.

Yeah. everytime I have work its always 40 mins in total back and forth.

Well you have to walk to work, right?

Give me and a big shout out we are your biggest fans we love Jamie east and Emma Willis :D

Walking is ite... if I'm in a mood to walk! :L

Yeah, it was. Wasn't that far really. Bout 6 miles (7 if you take into account the topography)

I didn't know they've gone to the pub! But not feeling too great anyway. So, no. Ha!

Pinks new song is quite different to her others.

I just can't take this 'Heatwave' seriously.

I really need a Wispa Gold McFlurry right now.

Nah, you'll be making a mistake. Windows PC all the way...

its an old Mac. Slow..can't wait to get a new one

More on CBI from Willis' Tom Teixeira at our annual congress on 27 November

What does determination look like? No Hands, No Arms, No Problem. Tom Willis pitches with just his feet.

I don't want to look like Zac Efron. I don't want a body like Tom Daley. I want to be individual & for people to like me for what & who I am

So I think it's the end of the and craze.

Filling the car up and going 1p over.

Dear Tom Cruise, you'll never be as sexy as Bruce Willis

I don't doubt that but Bruce Willis is a champion in my heart. I love Tom hardy too though

Highlander is just such a poor attempt at an Action film :(

here's what would've actually happened. Tom Brady runs over Willis for 90 yard rushing td.

great to see all my boys, Div, Willis, Alex, Robbie, and of course Tom!

i count all the famous welsh people i can think of. Terry griffiths, her off hi-de-hi, tom jones, catatonia bird, giggs etc

I just saw an old "Jeffersons" episode where George gets disco fever. Of course they had to show Tom Willis doing his super honky dance. LOL. Good stuff Maynard.

Are you a fan Bruce Willis or Tom Cruise Movies ? ☺

Hey, Nick Willis gets a mention as a former Michigan Wolverine from Tom Hammond! 1500 m heat right now.

Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

That's 3 films seen this summer. What will be number 4?

Did you happen to have any bread earlier today!?

Yeah I think mine was just saliva in it. xD

yes, all the originals coming back... James Bourne, Charlie Simpson, Matt Willis, Tom Fletcher and of course Gerard Way ;-)

Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro, Denzel Washington, Tom Cruise, Bruce Willis. Easily some of the greatest actors ever.

Speaking of The Jeffersons, I don't Tom Willis gets the credit he deserves.

So Dark Knight was beyond words. Tom Hardy you are my hero.

-Picking up the phone as it rings - Tom Willis Ya I know them ya that's right no no ya had to check bye

the nearest office as they push us into the office - Call Tom Willis the number is on the ID

-The security guard following you asking you for your ID again the other taking mine - You can check out with Tom Willis

Meh, now I've experienced going in the cinema on my own I don't really care! xD

Not recommended. I got weird looks when I was sat in there on my own yesterday.

These people that use hashtags in a text.

Poor choice of words again there from bob Willis

extended his stay in untill October!! Everyone MUSTT go see it! Its amazing:)

How did Willis finish 8th. Was 3rd at one point

Olympic heads-up: Jamieson and Willis with plausible GB medal chances in the men's 200m breaststroke final at 19:30...

Just cut off Goyte for Alex Clare. He won't be happy.

Being described as a sheep because of my hair. Not sure if that's good or bad.

Jason statham is smart,Bruce willis is extra ordinary,Will smith is attractive,Vin diesel is fabulous..All the way Tom cruise is supreme

Sharing a lecture theatre with former All Black captain Tom Willis? Absolute chat. I'll probably have a yarn at some stage.

watchu tom bout Willis??! Lol volleyball basketball an tracc are the only things worth watchin durin olympics

'If Bruce Willis was Tom Hanks, he'd be Tom Hanks.'

Whoever remixed Katy Perry's 'Wide Awake' has ruined it.

The Rowan Atkinson scene from the London 2012 opening ceremony needs to be put up on YouTube. It was brilliant!

Wow. Two GB swimmers in the mens 200m breaststroke final. Jamieson with a British record and then Willis with an English record. Top effort!

Andrew Willis finishes his second in his semi final and joins Jamieson in the final. Fantastic performances from the duo

That's Spiderman and Batman seen. Both were incredible.

personally I don't think he should be put in prison maybe just allow Tom D to kick him full force in the *** seems fair?

Matt Willis went on the 3rd and Tom Fletcher on the 5th it was great, did you go see him busking?

Using my iPhone to get around Bath. It's actually quite accurate.

This Network Rail iPhone app is really good. Can set favourite stations and everything.

So many movies I haven't seen. Which to go and see first?

My next fight close to being confirmed!!

Andrew Willis wins his heat in the men's 200m breaststroke

oh wow your cool. Props to how funny you are Tom.

getting invited round Mr Willis' house to do some 'Gardening'

World's Longest Wind Turbine Rotor Blade is Bigger than a Jumbo Jet! (via

Mr Bean should have defo dived for Team GB!!

Tom Hardy has got to be one of the most exciting actors around at the moment. Love watching him.

Finding a picture of Anselm and his snowman hat.

Which one of you hilarious people took pictures on my phone this evening!?

I know the tune and the words. But I can't figure out the song name to listen to it!!! Argh!

100% sure Tom's Dad will be looking down on him, and be a very proud man. Good look in your individual Tom Daley!

Tom daley in the shower, he killed me.

Tom Brady Justin Verlander LeBron James Patrick Willis Ray Lewis and Dwight Howard with Jimmy Howard in net

Well done today Tom,no matter what the great Britain are proud of you good luck for the individuals,I'm sure you'll be fab :)

Who in their right mind could abuse Tom Daley after all that he's achieved through the toughest time of his life!

oh jimmy, does someone have a soft spot for Tom Daley? ;)

Tom Daley aced his GCSE's & A Levels, became world champion & represented his country, all while his dad was dying of cancer

Gutted for Tom Daley & Peter Waterfield in the synchronised diving, but still amazing!

Who is Tom Daley and why is every one talking about him and liking his photos ?

The world seahorse population has dropped 70% in the past 10 years.

Surviving TheEnd! Just scored 2.196.202 points with TheEndApp. Awesome! Check it out!

'Tom Daley sounds *** hes been bullied for it,lost his dad yet got amazing exam results and represents the county, stop being so shallow

R.I.P. Sherman Hemsley - aka George Jefferson.. man I was reading through some quotes from the Jeffersons and just to see how much TV has gone P.C., check out this back and forth from an episode in 1976.. "The Jeffersons: The Breakup: Part 1 ((1976) Tom Willis: [Helen and Louise are fighting] Now, now, now! This is no way to break up over crazy George. George Jefferson: HEY! Who you calling crazy, honky? Tom Willis: [enraged] Don't call me honky! George Jefferson: Huh! Why are you so sensitive all of a sudden? Helen Willis: He's not the only one! Tom Willis: How would you feel if I called you *** George Jefferson: [appalled] Huh! He called me *** Helen Willis: That's no worse than honky! George Jefferson: You're right. Nothing's worse than a honky except being married to one!

Euripides: "Now if you ask me, George Jefferson was a sellout, man. Because he thought success was living in a White man's building, and disrespecting his African American employees." Albert: "No, no, no. See you don't understand. The cool thing about George Jefferson was he hated every White person he ever met... unless they had a check for him. Tom Willis come over: The door slam right in his face. But soon as somebody had a check for him, he was like, 'Hey Weezy, fix him up a plate!' Ain't I right, Otis?" Otis: "Yeah, Yeah. Right, tight." Albert: "Now that's a real role model to me."- from the movie CB4

'The Jeffersons' was one of those comedies I grew up with. George and Louise(Weesie!) were one of my favorite couples. Loved them, Florence the maid, Mr Bentley, The Willis couple(even if Tom Willis was the biggest TV wimp ever=). Oh good times. Rest in peace, Sherman.

Farewell, George Jefferson. I'll never forget the time you called Tom Willis a honky. It was the first time I heard that word and I've been laughing ever since. Now it's time to join Weezie in the ultimate dee-luxe apartment in the sky.

My man George J. Passed on. I used to mimic his walk. I can recall a episode when he asked his best friend Mr. Willis," would you like a drink"? Mr. Willis says, " sure what kind"? George replies, " A white Mule ". Mr. Willis asks, " What's that "? George replies, " A Honky Donkey ". I laughed till I fell on the floor. If you knew George, Honky was his favorite nickname that he use to address Tom Willis by. Memories ...

It's hard enough for some people to get the ball from the pitcher's mound to the plate. And they've got two hands. Tom Willis, who threw out the cerem...

Tom Willis Obama's hometown of Chicago, 284 murders so far this year, up 32% from 2011. Some of the strictest gun laws in the nation. (Lou Dobbs) More gun laws don't help!

I hope Bruce Willis has a bigger part in this one

thanks Tom. I always knew you were a man of good taste! X

Read "Tom Willis, a Man Born with No Arms, Threw the First Pitch at Wrigley Field Yesterday (Video)" and other MLB articles from Total Pro Sports.

Many actors started out as bartenders: Sandra Bullock, Bruce Willis, Tom Arnold, Chevy Chase, and Bill Cosby are a few of these.

Willis Earl Beal is an interesting mix of Screamin' Jay Hawkins and Tom Waits weirdness

headed to the gym! Braton Hart, Tom Hiddleston, and Taylor Lautner are my inspirations!!! woot woot!

Willis Earl Beal performed two unreleased songs yesterday. They sounded like Tom Waits covering Salem. I don't make that comparison lightly.

Assists go to Tom Woods of Salt Lick and Danny Willis of Frankfort...

This is the Bruce Willis/Woody Harrelson/my Uncle Tom rule: The balder you get, the more you have to work out. Tom is killin' it.

Willis Earl Beale. This guy has called himself 'the black Tom Waits'. He's got the drinking as @ Union Park

Willis Earl Beal just went from soulful a Capella vocals to a Tom Waits like growl over prerecorded beats on the Blue Stage.

Self-proclaimed "black Tom Waits" Willis Earl Beal cavorting like Elvis, backed by an old reel-to-reel & mixing Jack-n-Cokes on stage.

thanks mate... List count of the amount of people that asked me to make them a cocktail. You looked more like Willis today.

No arms, no hands, no problem. Tom Willis inspiring and entertaining Spirit of the Barrio attendees.

Owgh. I'm just casually dying here. Hope you're pleased. :-(

Well thanks a lot to both of you and your pathogens.

Which one to blame for this illness?

no I haven't! I didn't play the first one, does the second one look worth £45?

Have you seen the trailer for Black Ops 2? It's all futuristic. Nothing like the others.

Start with followed by then and finally

kegged Willis! It was HILAR no lucky enough Beth's mum picked us up :) you get home ok? X

oh good lord you were hilar. Thinks he's ite he got kegged LOOL.

I reckon its just gonna be footage of tom cruise and john travolta in alien masks fondling each other.

Don't worry. and I are busy casting an opposite-race Jeffersons with as George and Lenny Kravitz as Tom Willis.

I was thinking a younger Jane Curtin for Helen. If Lenny is laid back, Helen needs to be uptight like Tom Willis.

Would be cool if I had a name that was a palindrome. If only I was a girl I could be called Hannah.

Still a hit? Tom Hanks, Bruce Willis & Paul Hogan all turned down the role of Sam Wheat in 'Ghost' played by Patrick Swayze

as long as it has Willis at the end, so I continue going, "watcha talking about willis" at every time.

fine I'll go to the Internet and make GORGEOUS mash.

well they'll find out soon when baby Sheldon is born :/

Agree to disagree. But can agree that all their songs are good!

*** no. The Scientist is definitely their best song.

“Rugby Centre tonight with Tom Willis and Ross Filipo! Old school. Cuzy do they have this show on the web?

3 men clearing there throat. How is that soo funny!

Mitt Romney booed at NAACP after saying he'd repeal ObamaCare; also says he's rebooting "The Jeffersons" with Tom Willis as lead

Well Tom Cruise will ruin Jack Reacher for me. Ive been imagining him to look like Bruce Willis all this time.

willis saturday.. Immense times clive want u on point!

"Wisdom is the ability to find alternatives" - Peter Tom Willis

Got done swimming:) Going to my uncles for a bit then Supper and then tomorrow canoeing with Riley Swenson Tom Willis Marcia Moyle

Hope the weather improves for RIAT 2012

Quick hitters: Feel awful for Dontrelle Willis, feel awful for the guy mauled by the chimps, and Tom Cruise is still weird.

1990 Peter Tom Willis, 1 Hi Pro Rookie Card check it out! via

APPARENTLY many actors tend to be left handed ? Angelina Jolie, Bruce Willis, Tom Cruise.. The list goes on. Google it

Tom Jones is one cool cucumber. His vocals are flawless- Even listening outside, to sing live and still sound that good puts many to shame:)

think the would take a flier on Dontrelle Willis? Any shot he can negotiate his release from Baltimore?

Off to Box Office duty for Sir Tom Jones at The Old Vic Tunnels... It's not unusual:)

dont worry, me and tom had exactly the same when we started. I was soo quiet but you toughen up so quickly its unreal

Who's your favorite Cloud movie entertainment Host? Brad Pitt, Bruce Willis, Jason Statham, Vin Diesel, or Tom Cruise.

2 hours down the K&A canal and Zoe is knackered. And really muddy.

Wild garlic has a very distinctive smell

I will hunt you down bruce willis style if you do

Dosnt Gianluca Vialli remind you of a Italian version of Bruce Willis

"I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

Just earned the Mega Coaster achievement (Reach level 20) on Madcoaster!

Of all the different blood groups, Type Os make the most spelling mistakes.

Simply breathtaking on the photos from Tom McNeils, ' Kay Willis adn the quotes from Harold Klemp.made a...

Cracking movie him and Tom Hanks , topnotch . And Bruce Willis in the Die Hard movies , can't go wrong with them

Tom willis great to see the man back in Dunedin let alone in for a tube in 29 yeah boy

I like how it's 100+ TMBeasts vs Tom Willis. I think we all know who is winning ;)

No way are Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes divorcing omg

All my iDevices are dead or about to die. Sad.

If Bruce Willis and Tom Cruise were in a film together, it would be the best film ever.

My sadness for Tom Cruise & Katie Holme's divorce pales in comparison to the sadness I felt when Jenny Willis & Lionel Jefferson divorced.

I always get Tom Cruise and Bruce Willis mixed up. Oops. 💁

Looks like I'm headed to the greater Carol Stream area to hang out with Tom Willis tonight. Nothing crazy ever happens when we hang out, right? Lol! Not sure where we're gonna wind up, but there's a great chance that we're going to act like ***

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes to divorce: Seven years after famously jumping on a couch during an "Oprah" taping to d...

Tom Arnold, Sandra Bullock, Chevy Chase, Bill Cosby, Kris Kristofferson, and Bruce Willis are all former bartenders.

I can't believe all the jokes about Tom Crusie and Katie Holmes divorce. Really? Our hearts should be hurting for them and their family.

I'm still trying to get over Bruce Willis and Demi's split. Then there was Kim and Thurston. Now -- Tom and Katie?!?

"I have a Masters degree and two Doctorates. The things I *should* know, I do know."

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes getting divorced. Dakota Fanning and Bruce Willis better watch out.

Tom Cruise divorcing you say? Now there's a surprise In three months he'll finally come out

Adele's pregnant, Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes getting divorced ... I bet the editor of Now magazine has never been happier.

90s movies have the worst acting. Only Samuel Jackson Tom cruise and Bruce Willis came out alive

Yeah, but that applies to you just as much as me...!

You know what they say, some days you feel like Bruce Willis and somedays you feel like Tom Willis!

Looper looks great! Still, would have liked someone other than Bruce Willis. Tired of him and Tom Cruise. The are overused.

Too tired to wake up, but to bright too sleep.

I still enjoy watching bugs bunny and tom & jerry. lol

My fiance and I did a podcast chronicling the adventures of putting together a wedding. Please listen and share!

Tom and Helen Willis was primetime's 1st interracial couple.

(Tom cruise) & (Bruce Willis) - I will see both movies but who's getting your $$ first? Quinn

possibly not. Put your phone away and get home.

Pitch black down the lane. Was this wise?

North Korea El Pais President Obama Super Bowl Hillary Clinton Australian Open Manti Te John Kerry Li Na New York David Cameron Eden Hazard Prince Harry United States Australia Day Burger King South Africa East Dulwich Lance Armstrong Derek Jeter American Idol Robin Roberts Serena Williams White House Taylor Swift American Voices Spangled Banner Long Island Zero Dark Thirty David Ferrer Golden Globes Prime Minister David Cameron Michelle Obama Katie Couric Good Morning America San Francisco Justin Upton Wilfried Zaha New Zealand Wall Street Mad Men Tiger Woods Manchester United Notre Dame Middle East New Year Novak Djokovic Joanna Lumley New Delhi Charlie Brown Celebrity Big Brother Spanish Town Steve Jobs President Barack Obama Kathryn Bigelow New Mexico Foreign Office Lindsey Vonn Aussie Open Inigo Montoya New York City Barack Obama Princess Bride Colin Kaepernick Anna Soubry James Franco Lone Star College Green Day Natalie Portman Kate Upton Victoria Azarenka Black Swan Bradford City Border Agency Space.com Florentino Perez Brandi Glanville Chris Brown Brendon Ayanbadejo Gary Kelly Miss America Julian Assange Mark Zuckerberg Sloane Stephens National Anthem Torrey Smith Swansea City Barbara Walters Juergen Teller Capitol Hill Andy Murray Senate Foreign Relations Committee Banco Sabadell Year Low Colin Powell North Korean Sandy Hook South African Mali Islamists Jennifer Lopez

© 2013