Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American comedian, actor and writer.
Red Sox Heath Hembree Joe Kelly Zeke Spruill Justin Masterson Eduardo Rodriguez Tim Wakefield Tommy Layne Brian Johnson Robin Williams Patton Oswalt Anthony Ranaudo Andy Kaufman George Carlin Mitch Hedberg
"I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering." - Steven Wright
"I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, " Got any shoes you're not using?" - Steven Wright.
Roger Federer is exactly what people want Tiger Woods to be at their respective career points.
I have an existential map; it has `you are here` written all over it. By Steven Wright
Ugh, we need a reseed pronto. Afraid we're going to miss out on Federer-Murray. Been the best two, but Raonic can reach the final.
Light travels faster than sound, isnt it why that some people appear bright until you hear them speak? - Steven Wright
When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid...
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. – Steven Wright😃
♥If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? ~ Steven Wright
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. -- Steven Wright
“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”. —Steven Wright
“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.” . ― Steven Wright.
"I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it." ~ Steven Wright
"If at first you don't succeed, Skydiving may not be for you.". -Steven Wright
roboko_001 I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and4 people died.-- Steven Wright
Why is it a penny for your thoughts but you have to put your two cents in? Someone's making a penny. (Steven Wright) ht…
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. Steven Wright
"When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobodys perfect so I stopped practicing.". Steven Wright
did Mitch Hedberg or Steven Wright make that list of comedians from the show this week?
I'd include Steven Wright, and to a lesser extent Brian Johnson.
Can't decide who is more dynamic: Steven Wright or Al Trautwig.
My friend George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk ~Steven Wright
(A quick laugh for writers). “I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.” . ― Steven Wright.
If God dropped acid, would he see people? ~Steven Wright
did Steven Wright age 20 years since the season ended!?
Steven Wright: "I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."
♥Is it weird in here, or is it just me? ~ Steven Wright
A clear conscience is usually the sign of bad memory. -- Steven Wright
Okay Steven stop acting hard because your auto Correct is sorting all of your spelling out for you
Two Emerson College grads on stage at Comics Come Home. Dennis Leary and Steven Wright.
"I want to get a full-body tattoo of myself except taller.” - Steven Wright
Steven Wright: There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an ***
Gaffigan, Jim Norton, Robert Kelly, Joe Rogan are all great, Steven Wright another great one, Amy Schumer too.
If the season started today, I guess you could keep Joe Kelly in the bullpen with Steven Wright, and let Henry Owens open in the rotation
Really not much voice difference between a Steven Wright impression and a Coach Pagano lookalike do the Stanky Leg on the dance cam.
When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well.I said, "No, I made a few mistakes."-- Steven Wright
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' Steven Wright
"I just put instant coffee in the microwave and I think I went back in time." - Steven Wright
"The imagination is the golden pathway to everywhere.". -Steven Wright.
"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it." ~ Steven Wright
I just got out of the hospital after a speed reading accident.I hit a bookmark.-- Steven Wright
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. -Steven Wright
You can't have everything. Where would you put it? ~ Steven Wright
Steven Wright would be the king of filibusters
"I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific." Steven Wright
Comedians? Not really. Steven Wright, for instance, looks like he's paying homage to Ron Palillo.
"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it." - Steven Wright. //cc
faced Chris Sale twice this year, starting Steven Wright and a fresh-off-the-DL Rick Porcello. They won both games.
Yeah that was good. Steven Wright delivery with an Andy Kaufman surrealism. I’m going to watch her HBO special tonight.
GIF: If you can't catch Steven Wright's Knuckleball, you definitely can't hit it.
Steven Wright out on a sacrifice bunt, pitcher Justin Nicolino to second baseman Dee Gordon. Jackie Bradley Jr. to 2nd.
I didn't know the Red Sox had called up Steven Wright.
Pat and Jake's Sox Take: the Napoli trade, Steven Wright, Blake Swihart, and more.
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? -Steven Wright
“I need a baby monitor that goes from my subconscious to my consciousness, so I can tell what the *** I’m thinking.” Steven Wright
Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home. Steven Wright
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright
'Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you' - Frank Lloyd Wright
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. - Steven Wright
[Boston Herald] - Steven Wright leads Red Sox to win over Yankees
[Mass Live] - Steven Wright's value to Boston Red Sox longterm can be Tim Wakefield-like because he has the talent
[ESPN Boston: Red Sox Blog] - Steven Wright on the way up after nearly choosing a way out
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.~ Steven Wright
If he's done, this becomes the best outing Steven Wright has ever thrown in the major leagues, surpassing his last outing.
Steven Wright (8IP R 4H 9K) is WE's Box-Toppers AL Player of the Day. Top player from each of WE's games—
On This Day in History-August 6,2013 - With knuckleballer Steven Wright making his first major league...
Steven Wright strikes out 9 and allows just 1 run over 8 IP as Red Sox beat Yankees, 2-1.
Robbie Ross Jr. replaces Steven Wright, who made basically one mistake tonight in the first inning
I'm pretty sure after being outpitched by Steven Wright, Sale could be traded for maybe Kelly and Craig.
Adam Eaton steps in against Steven Wright, and White Sox are under way after 51 minute delay.
With Chris Sale on hill, (49-50) try to make it 8 wins in a row, against Steven Wright, Red Sox (44-58):
Cruz adds to his team in Iowa and South Carolina. Jake Dagel joins Iowa team and Steven Wright joins South Carolina team.
today announced the hire of Jake Dagel as Iowa senior field director and Steven Wright as S.C. low country field director.
Thanks to and Steven Wright who have both just pledge to our project. All welcome on our walk up snowdon w…
Red Sox who make more than John Lackey this season: Robbie Ross, Sandy Leon (DFA), Tommy Layne, Steven Wright ...oh, the *** with it.
Steven Wright only got to pitch at Angel Stadium in high school because Mike Carp played Pepper before a game ...
Steven Wright is pitching correct, perhaps Dangerous Doug Mirabelli is on board
Buchholz, Rodriguez, Miley, Porcello and ... B Johnson? Steven Wright? Not a fan of trying Masterson or Kelly anymore tbh
Edgar Duran even gets a hit off Steven Wright, but Logan Moore out at the plate. 5-0 top 2. Buchanan back out there.
plan on moving Brandon Workman to the starting rotation for the series against Texas, RHP Steven Wright will be considered a spot
On the mound today in the Red Sox minors. Steven Wright- Pawtucket. Kyle Kraus- Portland. Ty Buttrey- Salem. Reed Reiley- Greenville
Id give a lot to have a voice like Morgan Freeman or Steven Wright
Trade proposal- Joe Smelly and Rick Poorsmello to Pawtucket for Steven Wright and a bag of balls.
Steven Wright, Dennis Miller, Tom Kenney (voice of spongebob) and Jim Krenn. Those were the days.
"Do you think when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?" -Steven Wright
Alex Rios welcomes Steven Wright into the game with a ringing single to LF.
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"He was an East German Sheppard. Very, very disciplined!" Steven Wright
you Steven Wright, Ron Shock, Robin Williams and George Carlin are the only comedians to ever make laugh out loud.
Red Sox take out Eduardo Rodriguez after giving up 8 runs. First pitch from Steven Wright is a two-run home run.
T5 (so far) Colabello scores on Martin RBI-2B; RHP Steven Wright for Eduardo Rodriguez; Valencia due up; 8-0 TOR;
"I wrote a few children's books...not on purpose." . -- Steven Wright
and Wakefield just works with Steven Wright
Please do not make us watch Joe Kelly start another game. Steven Wright is more deserving.
Steven Wright, Patton Oswalt & More Added to Mondavi Center for the Performing Arts' Schedule... .
L.I. in the A.M.'s Spotlight Segment has comedian, Steven Wright on with Jay right now!.
Sarah Anker and Steven Wright are on today's L.I. in the A.M. show. Be sure to tune in. It all starts at 8!
Screw it, just start Steven Wright on the four days Eduardo Rodriguez isn't pitching.
Steven Wright coming in relief with his knuckles reminds one of Tim Wakefield
Clay Buchholz is beyond 70 pitches with nobody out in the fourth inning. Steven Wright is warming in the bullpen.
Joe Kelly will remain in rotation and start Friday. Steven Wright to bullpen
Joe Kelly deserves to be in this rotation over Steven Wright no doubt
Joe Kelly or Steven Wright for 5th spot in rotation? -
FWIW Leave Joe Kelly in the rotation. Steven Wright can be valuable in so many ways.
Safe to say either Steven Wright or Joe Kelly will shift to the bullpen in the coming days, making Kelly's outing today especially important
Time to take Steven Wright out of the game
Also, Steven Wright is knuckling for BOS and I really believed for a second it was Tim Wakefield. And by a second, I mean 30 seconds.
Steven Wright's come a long way since he & Marc Andre Lavarnway teamed up to slap more balls against the backstop than a Kardashian's chin
can go to .500 with a win. Steven Wright will start in place of Justin Masterson who is on the DL.This will be Wright's first start.
In more news,SP Justin Masterson is on the DL. Steven Wright will replace him. Wright has thrown in 2 games for the Sox this season.
Steven Wright will be replacing Justin Masterson on Sunday night to ends the series with the Mariners. Red Sox claim "good, short move."
blank Syracuse 4-0 behind Steven Wright (7 IP) and Zeke Spruill (2 IP). Matt Barnes to mound on Friday vs Durham at 6:15 pm at McCoy
4, Syracuse 0 here at McCoy Stadium. Steven Wright and Zeke Spruill combine on a 6-hit shutout in a tidy 2:24.
Zeke Spruill on to pitch the 8th for Final line on Steven Wright -- 7 IP, 4 H, 0 R, 2 BB, 7 K, 114 pitches/70 strikes.
Boston recall knuckleballer Steven Wright; Heath Hembree optioned back to Triple-A Pawtucket
Steven Wright is back with the Sox after being recalled from AAA, Heath Hembree back down.
Steven Wright back up, Heath Hembree back down for Boston
The Red Sox have recalled Steven Wright from Triple-A Pawtucket and optioned Heath Hembree back to Pawtucket today... --Admin Markley
Steven Wright in, Heath Hembree out. And there's your pitching move du jour
.call up prospect Steven Wright from option Heath Hembree. Top 30 list:
.recall RHP Steven Wright from Triple-A Pawtucket; option RHP Heath Hembree to Pawtucket.
today recalled RHP Steven Wright from Triple-A Pawtucket. To make room on 25-man roster, RHP Heath Hembree optioned to…
announce they have recalled Steven Wright; optioned Heath Hembree to Triple-A.
Feels like we will be seeing Tommy Layne and Steven Wright tomorrow with Hembree and Ross to AAA.
Guessing Hembree gets in the revolving door back to Pawtucket. Steven Wright could return.
I can't believe I just watched the entire 1985 Steven Wright HBO comedy special on YouTube.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.Steven Wright. 😊
Steven Alan Wright has a show on 05/02/2015 at 05:30 PM @ La Playa Me... in Corpus Christi, TX
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route. - Steven Wright
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?Steven Wright
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright
I was born by Cesarean section. You'd never know it. But, whenever I leave my house, I go through the window." ~ Steven Wright
Thought it was interesting that looks like they have Steven Wright on the drums too. Not very funny tho:
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.Steven Wright
At McCoy Stadium for home opener. Steven Wright on the mound, opposed by Taylor Rogers for the Rochester Red Wings.
option RHP Steven Wright to activate Joe Kelly from the DL, as expected.
Who else did Steven Wright give a heart attack to?
I've got knuckleballer Steven Wright on one screen and non-knuckleballer Craig Kimbrel on the other. Contrasting approaches.
It's after midnight, so we now see Allen Craig pinch-hitting and Steven Wright warming in the bullpen.
If needed, the can get six innings out of Steven Wright. Probably getting optioned tomorrow anyway.
Steven Wright to get Saturday start against Yankees - WEEI blog Rob Bradford
I met my latest girl friend in a department store. She was looking at clothes, and I was putting Slinkys on the escalators. -- Steven Wright
Nope! They have Steven Wright! As if the rotation isn't a big enough joke as it is.
Talking to comedy legend Steven Wright later today for He'll be at the Wilbur next weekend.
“I'm writing a book. I'm almost finished. I numbered the pages. Now all I have to do is fill them in.” ― Steven Wright …
W/ shootaround 2day at Emerson College, remembering old friend Conrad Smith. Called it "The Big E" & was 2nd famous grad to Steven Wright.
Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business. Steven Wright
All I really want is an XM comedy channel thay only plays Mitch Hedberg, Demetri Martin, Steven Wright, and Brian Regan.
Season 2 of Serial should just be Sarah Koenig reading Steven Wright jokes.
‘I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done, so now I just have to fill in the rest.’ --Steven Wright
I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.
My distributor and radio promotion people just put this out and I had to share: "We are pretty excited about the latest release by James Lee Stanley (his 27th) and The Apocaloptimist is the crowning jewel. James is not your typical artist by any means. All his releases have read like a who's who of pop, rock and blues with contributing artists like Bonnie Raitt, Sheila Escovito, Rita Coolidge, Robben Ford, Larry Carlton, Stephen Bishop, Russ Kunkel (James Taylor), Jim Gordon (Derek & the Dominos), Timothy B Schmit (Eagles), John Densmore and Robby Krieger (The Doors)...the list goes on and on and their participation is a testament to the calibre of music that James Lee creates. He has toured with most of the greats including Robin Williams, Steven Wright, Bonnie Raitt, Chick Corea, Art Garfunkel, Freddie Hubbard, Jorma Kaukenon... you get the idea. First featured in the Universal Syndicate's Cathy cartoon strip, James Lee went on to score all three of the CBS-TV Prime Time Specials, one of which won an .. ...
[1/2] Craig Ferguson to Steven Wright: "In 10 years I've never heard you talk so much." Cause you're usually talking about yourself!
Remember the Joe Pesci character from Lethal Weapon? Two woman talking @ next table make him seem like Steven Wright
"I was driving & saw a guy hitch hiking on the side of the road holding a sign that said heaven, so I hit him" Steven Wright
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the. road an hour. -- Steven Wright
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?". -- Steven Wright
"The ice cream truck in my neighborhood plays Helter Skelter." -- Steven Wright
(November ’99) Boston, MA – Orpheum Theatre – 5th Annual Comics Come Home – a stand-up comedy benefit for the Cam Neely Foundation hosted by Denis Leary featuring Jim Breuer, Dane Cook, Janeane Garofalo, Jay Mohr & Jon Stewart … ridiculously FUN(NY) night … it didn’t take us long to make some new, rather high-profile friends … Dane Cook – who stole one of OUR jokes as a result of what happened in a taxi we later shared with him – ‘You know you're drunk when you think that the cab fare is the time!’ and Steven Wright – who I love for his role in ‘Half Baked’ as ‘The Guy on the Couch’ – he affectionately dubbed one of us ‘Candy Selfish’ … ah, the memories!!!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. - Steven Wright
A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory. ~ Steven Wright
Steven Wright continues to impress me every time I see him pitch
I plugged my phone in where my blender used to be. I called someone. They went Aa. Steven Wright. I love it. John Gross...
Quoter: I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under coasters - Steven Wright
on the mound today in the Red Sox minors. Pawt: Steven Wright. Port: Keith Couch. Salem: Cody Kukuk. Green: Jamie Callahan. Lowell: Kevin McAvoy
The Orleans has Steven Wright, Don Rickles, Frank Caliendo, and Dana Carvey all lined up for later this year? Finally, things go my way.
First pitch swinging, Avisail Garcia lines a Steven Wright knuckleball to left for a single.
The genius of Ben Cherington's move today to option Alex Wilson & recall Steven Wright
Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film ~ Steven Wright ~ GoodMorning
if you love Louie then Patton Oswalt, Marc Maron, Sarah Silvermans 2013 HBO Special, some classics like Steven Wright, etc
Today's Inspirational Quote: . . "Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time." . . -- Steven Wright
“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.” ― Steven Wright
Steven Wright is a really funny comedic >>
"I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, 'Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.' I spent last summer folding it. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, 'E6." — Steven Wright
"I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else’s property. " — Steven Wright
"When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety." — Steven Wright
"You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m like that all the time." — Steven Wright Exactly! That's my life.
"The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows." — Steven Wright
Steven Alan Wright has a show on 06/08/2014 at 06:30 PM @ Doc's Se... in Corpus Christi, TEXAS
"The doctor says he has to amputate all of me." — Steven Wright
"I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it." — Steven Wright
"I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I didn’t have that much time." — Steven Wright
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. ~Steven Wright
Steven Wright this is our new house
Tonight we get CRAZY at Sutra! TIME TO UNLEASH A MAD FIRE BLAST! Free Guestlist Before 10:30PM if you say Steven Wright. Don't be late (9:45PM arrival suggested) Get ready to RAGE your FACE OFF!
Keenen Ivory Wayans: Well, Steven Wright, I thought you were a little too laid back. Your mumbling was distracting. Idk it didnt work for me
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see 'em at the beach. Pisses me off. ― Steven Wright
Internet marketing making wines at home, however I allow it to be out of raisins, so itll be older automatically. ― Steven Wright
"If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?" - Steven Wright
It very own STEVEN WRIGHT tonight at SUTRA! with a special performance you won't want to miss!!! Hit me up
“I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.” ― Steven Wright
| If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey? ~ Steven Wright
Whenever I think about the past, it's just bring back so many memories. ― Steven Wright
Hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights I hit the gas&ppl behind me stop&Im gone Steven Wright
"You can't have everything... where would you put it?" - Steven Wright
' I put instant coffee in a microwave and travelled back in time'. Steven Wright.
come on folks please donate so i can reach my target thanks to yet another Jambo Steven Wright for his £5.01 cheers mate. Thats been 4 jambos and 1 hibby donating. all the hibbys better get the finger out lol here is how to donate folks
TONIGHT. Our very own Steven Wright taking over Sutra!. Bring the house down every time!!!. Doors open at...
"It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules." -Steven Wright
Going to be a good night tonight with Steven Wright! @ Sutra
Come Party with us tonight at with headlining DJ Steven Wright! Also special guest…
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?" --- Steven Wright
When ever there is crappy, hard to watch news on TV, I migrate towards quotes of Steven Wright that put a smile on my face. Here's one! "When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded" Have a good weekend everyone and stay safe! :)
My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out. Steven Wright
June 6, 2014 "I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday'. Steven Wright Happy Birthday to my husband Michael. It is today isn't it?
Fun day with the daughter! Had to go to the dmv since apparently I lost her wallet and we needed to get her another permit. Also made her drivers test appointment! Then proceeded to have a phase 10 tournament with her after Denis Rosa and Steven Wright went to go work out. And even though I am competitive, didn't even mind losing on the last hand. She was pretty happy and she probably has learned some celebratory dance moves from me! Love days like these
Tampa's Alex Colome scattered four hits over eight frames to top Steven Wright, who went seven shutout frames, as Durham beat Pawtucket, 2-0, on Thursday.
Aside from obvious choices (L.C.K, Steven Wright, Eddie Murphy) I'd hafta go with Chelsea Peretti or Bryan Callen
On to Friday; "Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears." — Steven Wright
A triple and a walk to start the 9th go for not as the Bulls close out a 2-0 victory over the PawSox. Steven Wright pitched a gem in the loss
I intend to live forever, so far so good! Steven Wright
Steven Wright When I saw this I thought of you
My brother Steven he is single ladies like him up Steven Wright
I am doing my own version of throwback Thursday. This is actually the second and third entries on my five plus year mission into the final frontier of fatherhood. October 8 and 9, 2008 Five or six times in my life (or at least the last 10-15 years) I have been compared by people who don’t know me very well (and some who do) to the comedian Steven Wright. If you don’t know him, he’s a fairly quirky guy who looks like he’s from Cambridge (People’s Republic, not England) and relates anecdotes and weird observations about life in a dead monotone while never smiling. Example: “I spilled spot remover on my dog, now I can’t find him.” I have no problem with the comparison, because I think he is dead on and very funny. One of his stories has always been my favorite: “The other day, someone asked me how I was feeling. I told him ‘you know that feeling when you’re leaning back in your chair and you almost tip over but you don’t quite? I feel like that all the time’”. My chair has been a ...
In June of 1985, the first of several HBO Comedy Specials "A Steven Wright Special" aired making Steven Wright one of America's favorite and most respected comedic minds. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations. His style was so unique and his writing so funny that when Johnny Carson watched him debut on The Tonight Show, Carson insisted on wright retuning within two weeks. Very few comedians impressed Carson at that level. He began performing stand-up comedy in 1979 at the Boston comedy club the Comedy Connection. He cites George Carlin and Woody Allen among his influences. I never had the honor of crossing paths with Steven Wright but his television appearances and comedy specials were inspirational. When a comedian takes the stage with an act full of long form style jokes, he has to remember a few topics and the show will be ok. If each ...
Steven Wright, not Anthony Ranaudo will pitch on Saturday. Why does Ranaudo have suitcases at the ball park? Could it be a trade?
According to Steven Wright will start for the Sat. in Norfolk. Anthony Ranaudo was the scheduled starter. Interesting.
though Steven Wright would have been a better answer.
Steven James Wright Private First Class M CO, 3RD BN, 5TH MARINES, 1ST MARDIV, III MAF United States Marine Corps Norco, California August 18, 1947 to September 04, 1967 STEVEN J WRIGHT is on the Wall at Panel 25E, Line 112 See the full profile or name rubbing for Steven Wright... Operation Swift. The mission, involving forces of the 1st Marine Division, was carried out to rescue two Marine companies which had been previously ambushed by the North Vietnamese Army. Launched on September 4, the ensuing battles killed 127 Americans and an estimated 600 North Vietnamese. Despite their withdrawal after having suffered much higher losses, the NVA had accomplished their objective of inflicting remarkable American casualties. The operation, intended to be the fourth and the last of the 1967 operations in the Que Son Valley, began unofficially the morning of September 4 when Delta Company, 1st Battalion 5th Marines (1/5) was attacked before dawn by a superior PAVN force while setup in a night-time defensive perime ...
What a save. As clutch as it comes for Kaymer.
Ex keeper Richard Wright has more Premiership winners medals than Steven Gerrard.
Without a doubt, Kaymer just got one of the luckiest breaks in recent memory.
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. -Steven Wright ☺
I think Steven Gerrard did more to win man city the premier league than Richard wright.
The Academy Award winning short film starring and co written by Steven Wright The Appointments of Dennis Jennings is a 1988 American short comedy film starring and co written by Steven Wright which won the Academy Award for Live Action Short Film at the 61st Academy Awards in 1988 Dennis Jennings St…
National sports columnists, Martin St. Louis just gave you your Mother's Day story for tomorrow.
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer? ― Steven Wright
Jordan Reasoner and Steven Wright of and authors of the book Surviving to Thriving are...
Sponges grow in the ocean. That kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be, if that didn't happen. ― Steven Wright
Richard Wright has won the Premier League, Steven Gerrard hasn't
Once I stayed in a hotel where the pool was on the 23rd floor. I couldn't believe how deep it was. ― Steven Wright
"I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly." - Steven Wright quotes from BrainyQuote.com
"I put instant coffee in a microwave - I think I've invented time travel" What's another word for "thesaurus"? Steven Wright 😂
Steven Wright on ! . "He has false teeth ,but he has braces on them" .
that is a start, switch roster with Vegas roster except starters and wright and Murphy
Richard Wright has won more Premier League titles than Steven Gerrard... And they say Gerrard is world class.
"What a nice night for an evening." - Steven Wright quotes from BrainyQuote.com
Black holes are where God divided by zero.-Steven Wright
Steven Wright- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
This is funny in a Steven Wright sort of way
Richard Wright has more Premier League titles then Steven Gerrard.
Richard Wright has more PL medal's than Steven Gerrard. = You'll Never Win Again
So Richard Wright has more premier league medals than Steven Gerrard 😂😂
I have found a key if anyone is missing what looks like a door key, also a bag of chomps but I'm claiming them. I've also found one brown stripey sock? Any takers? Andrew Bailey I have found your green construction site card. Stephen Wall or Steven Wright let me know if you'd like the t-shirts keeping :-) hope everyone's not too broken xx
Happy mom's day to all the moms out there! I have to say it is the best job! Steven Wright, Lance and Abby you make my job so easy! Thank you for the honor of being your mom and letting me be involved in your lives. I am so proud!
Thought for today: If toast always lands butter side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast in the back of a cat and drop it? -Steven wright
"One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TVs all over the world." -- Steven Wright
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. ( Steven Wright )
"In a past life I tried to hang myself with bungee cord. It was bad. I kept almost dying." Steven Wright lmao
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. -Steven Wright.
“The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese.” Steven Wright
"I like reminiscing with people I've never met; grant it, it takes longer." - Comedian Steven Wright.
Abby scratched on all her jumps this morning. Pretty proud she is out there even trying!! Now she and Steven Wright have the same record!
My Cousin was arrested for making counterfeit pennies. He went to a minimum security prison. They put him on a wiffle ball and chain. -Steven Wright
Only Steven Wright could come up with a book like this:" Stanley and the Magic Penny: Hitler's life story if he'd never been born, seen through the eyes of Dorothy Hamill"
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now. -- Steven Wright
In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, "Cut it out." -- Steven Wright
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