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Steve Urkel

Steven Quincy Urkel, generally known as Steve Urkel or simply Urkel, is a fictional character on the ABC/CBS sitcom Family Matters, portrayed by Jaleel White.

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Steve Urkel frantically dashed through the barren streets of the planet New Jersey Omega
Beauty of being a starter is that can fulfill his role as 90s childhood hero, Steve Urkel, on off days
โ€œWhen you really in love with her Need to find me a Steve Urkel ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ
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Africa has their own version of Steve Urkel
Okay who really misses Steve Urkel and his "did i do that" raise them ๐Ÿ™Œ UP
& u dont need glasses to see im loaded no Steve Urkel
Wack that Key & Peele is ending, but they turned Steve Urkel into an Otomo character, so give them a Peabody, Pulitzer, and Nobel.
just realized we're all Steve urkel out here
I salute all me and all my Steve Urkel men.we live those who we can't have but try to prove it rather than talk about it
Steve Urkel is the voice for all of us
bro you're getting weaker than Steve Urkel
A. Moore Jr. | Amtrax Music | The Bird = all the same person... Steve Urkel & Stefan Urquelle
Every Steve has his Laura, every Urkel has a Myra, and every Laura dreams of Stefan. ..point is don't be Myra
When Steve Urkel was asking, โ€œDid I do that,โ€ he was just questioning the Winslow's failed marriage.
"So I had that thought that only black out drunks and Steve Urkel can have.. Did I do that?"
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I wake up & stare wide-eyed at the drool stain on my pillow: it's the spitting image of Steve Urkel. "Did I do that?" I whispโ€ฆ
Hulk Hogan don't like *** Bill Cosby raping women. What's next? Steve Urkel is a serial killer??
if I got an ERB tattoo, would we get Sheldon Copper vs Steve Urkel?
Watching Family Matters, Steve Urkel is hilarious, love old time shows!
I'm Screech from Saved By The Bell, Roger from Sister Sister, and Steve Urkel from Family Matters.
Delly went from Stefan Urkel to Steve Urkel in less than 48 hours
TGIF! Miss the days when you came home to the likes of Steve Urkel, Corey Matthews and Mr. Cooper on Friday primetime...
Steve Kerr is to Stephen Curry as Steve Urkel is to Stefan Urquelle
Byron looks like someone put PeeWee Herman in that machine that turned Steve Urkel into "Stefan Urquelleโ€
lol he be looking like Steve urkel and sounding like him on the ground ๐Ÿ˜‚
I didn't get a picture in my Steve Urkel shirt and I'm pretty salt about it
Willie Fuffner! That's right! Yung LT on an episode of causing problems w Steve Urkel ๐Ÿ˜œ Ha!!
I look like the white female version of Steve Urkel.
My college teammate dead *** pulled a Steve Urkel to Stefan Urquelle ..., ain't even know it was him
Bought this clean Steve Urkel shirt at the mall today ๐Ÿ˜
Steve Urkel will go on a date with Laura
The Bushwhackers still funny lol. I remember when they gave Steve Urkel and Carl dat work on Family Matters
I hope the bushwhackers talk about the match with Steve Urkel and Carl Winslow.
Harry Potter vs Steve Urkel. Map 5 round 11 1v1 would be classic.
Dave Chapelle and Steve Urkel was both in my restaurant last night. Don't know Urkel real name lol
Got to see Steve urkel at work today !
Money got me walking like I'm Steve Urkel
.is and will always be Steve Urkel Tonight on Lucas Bros Moving Co on FXX at Midnight.
In 2015, 100% of Steve Urkel's behavior towards Laura would be considered sexual assault.
My bro carry straps like Steve Urkel
Pray 4 my mans mark. Nothing wrong with him, he just look like an oversized Steve Urkel
U gotta keep people out ya business
lmao I'll put u on yo wallet Steve Urkel.dis ain't what u want fam
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ looking like Steve Urkel about to hit the whip
I think you look like a white version of Steve Urkel lol ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ˆ
I'd do ya even if you are tryin to be Steve Urkel.
but who can beat Steve urkel and Waldo tho?
โ€œSteve Urkel could be whiteโ€ why because he isn't "hood"? I respect you dude but your view here is ridiculous
Me bopping around the house to the new
but who can beat Steve urkel and Waldo? ๐Ÿ˜ค
Watching a Halloween episode where Laura is a princess and Steve Urkel is a frog prince. Sound familiar DISNEY?!
I like to think that Justise Winslow is the love child of Laura Winslow and Steve Urkel.
Kcamp had ttown jumping last night or nah??
Father told me don't seek revenge just remember.
Anything worth having never came easy
Remember this: Failure is essential to learning.
Been on a natural high last couple of days. ๐Ÿ™Œ
I don't look like a *** just look like a church usher, or Steve Urkel lmao Kirk Franklin
I shared the camera with Pauly Shore and Steve Urkel tonight
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Steve Urkel would surely oppose the Marketplace Fairness Act. Seems like a dude who likes limits on state tax power.
Right up there with Steve Urkel, Lisa Simpson and Carlton Banks...
Carl Winslow was trash. How you a cop & let your youngest daughter vanish cause you were Kung Fu fighting with Steve Urkel.
Steve Urkel driving in against Will Smith and Reggie Miller
Morgan just asked me who Steve Urkel was. oh my god...
Of course I was ALWAYS called Steve, I was the one with the brown-rimmed glasses, KMart clothes, & obsessed with SEPTA schedules
Ever wonder how Steve Urkel grew up to be so successful? Because he was on Beyond Scared Straight on A&E when he was little!
TIL Jaleel White (AKA Steve Urkel from Family Matters) was the voice of the sister hedgehog in the cartoon Sonic ...
I was told hella long ago the actor Jaleel White aka Steve Urkel committed suicide years ago and just found out he's very much so alive
Jaleel White ("Steve Urkel") was the voice of Sonic in the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon.
Jaleel White, the actor who played Steve Urkel, was also the voice of ย“Sonic The Hedgehog.ย”
That Family Matters skit on Key & Peele would be even funnier if Jaleel White played Steve Urkel
Obviously thought I could sing like Steve Perry. I sound like Steve Urkel..
Every time I see French Montana I think of Steve Urkel...Goofy dude trying to act cool.
Look what i found on craigslist... Steve Urkel stuffed doll with orig. tag (lower nob hill) $30
OMG and this movie has Winnie Cooper AND Steve Urkel in it. It's like I won the 80s kid Lifetime movie LOTTERY.
Lifetime would make a movie with Steve Urkel & Winnie Cooper.
let that image sink in: Steve Urkel driving down the lane to lay it up on Reggie Miller & Will Smith
I do it for Steve Urkel, Screech Powers, and them other odd cats that was slept on.
They sweat you when your Stefan , but when your Steve Urkel your a bimbo , so this Steve puts his cheese over Laura Winslow !!!
First ever OTP, Steve Urkel & Laura Winslow. Latest one, Jenry from
TIL that Steve Urkel was Sonic, Rufio was Zuko, Uncle Phil was Shredder, and Levar Burton was Kwame.
... so essentially what Steve Urkel did with Laura Winslow? After a decade+ that dude became her prefence?
I can't decide whether to be the white Steve Urkel or a Greek God for icon day. Hmmm
absolutely, I'm too nice to be an *** I treat women how Steve Urkel use to treat Laura Winslow lmao
There's an awful Lifetime movie on right now with Winnie Cooper, Steve Urkel, Aaron Samuels, and Jerry Gergich. I can't stop watching ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
I wish they would play Fresh Prince or Steve Urkel not Hanging with Mr. Cooper nasty
high sleep is so therapeutic. I woke up in a good *** mood yo.
big Sean still sounds like he never got passed the initial puberty phase. Isnโ€™t he Steve Urkelโ€™s hype man?
Steve Urkel got the girl in the end. Be patient, Monique. Every nerd who later turned into a hunk always wins!
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Who can say no to this face? I have the potent, raw sexuality of a white Steve Urkel.
There is a girl in one of my classes that looks like Steve Urkel...
DJ Tanner, Steve Urkel and other 90's sitcom has-beens go to summer camp.
A White Steve Urkel tells farfetched stories of his past. .
Steve Urkel from the purple y'all can smell it on my shirt
If Steve Urkel can make it out the friend zone anyone can make it out
Throw that *** in a circle and call it Steve Urkel
Speakin of roids&juice have yall ever seen early footage when Dana spoke?He sounded like Steve Urkel not the muscle bound oaf he is now
I feel like Steve Urkel using this nasal spray but my allergies got a young *** suffocating so...
Jaleel White, who played Steve Urkel got 100,000 per episode.
This 80's dance will only be a success if someone dresses up as Steve Urkel๐ŸŽ‰
ain't your phone suppost to be dead I'm sleep
bro i love ya but are those Steve Urkel pants?
Jess you be snorting like Steve urkel when you laughs?
Don't let this kindness be taken for a weakness...
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Weeelll, it's about a family in Chicago that has an annoying neighbor named Steve Urkel. :P
Dear viners,. Please stop ruining the sanctity of Steve Urkel by putting him in VoiceOver twerking vines.
Bout to transform from Steve Urkel to Stefan Urquelle tonight.
That depends on how much your normal voice sounds like Steve Urkel.
I'd rather let Steve Urkel recite the entire text of War & Peace directly into my ear than hear Tom Shane say the word "sparkle" ever again.
Steve Urkel was a trooper. Couldn't had been me. I would've disappeared like Laura's little sister, after all those rejections.
My professor acts and talks like Steve Urkel ๐Ÿ˜‚
Look at Steve Urkel in a wig in the orange dress.
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These 2 stayed fresh no matter what
already kno bro proud of ya imma be at game when y'all play A&M
Ever have a stranger walk by and they smell so good that you stop in your tracks and make that "Steve Urkel excited about cheese" face?
Screech has to be the most annoying friend in television history. I'd take Steve urkel over him.
Steve Urkel impersonation. This guy is nice with it lmao
It may seem like I never pay attention in class, but when there's a test on the line I'm the undercover Steve urkel
That's that Steve Urkel and Laura Winslow level... That Denise Huxtable and Dwayne Wayne level. lol
Taylor Swift is the white girl version of Steve Urkel.
I make all my classes fun doesn't matter if i have Steve Urkel or Ferris Bueller
My brother thinks that betty white and Steve Urkel were characters on everybody loves raymond
The video of Steve Urkel to that tip-toeing in my Jordan's๐ŸŽถ funny af
Caught a pic with Jaleel White earlier aka Steve Urkel.told him I wasn't tryna make it hot lol
Fun fact: Jaleel White, best known for his role as Steve Urkel in Family Matters, voiced Sonic the Hedgehog in all the 90s era cartoons.
Jaleel White can never win an Oscar because he was Steve Urkel in the 90s
Sonic the hedgehog is voiced by Jaleel White. That's right, guys. Steve Urkel and Sonic are the same dude!
Jaleel White was at the Yankees Stadium today! For those of you who don't know its Steve Urkel ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‹
Jaleel White, who played Steve Urkel, is at Yankee Stadium today.
Jaleel White (also known as Steve Urkel from Family Matters) was at Max Brenner today. Very kind man I must add!
According to Wikipedia, Angela Merkel is NOT the German version of Steve Urkel.
she had common dressing like Steve Urkel so there's that.
throw your *** in a circle and twerk it like Steve urkel
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That's some Steve Urkel and Laura Winslow type stuff. ๎’
Aint nobody got kicked out more then Steve urkel and jazz from the Fresh Prince
If I randomly start talkin Spanish it's because I got in Steve Urkel transformation chamber and changed into my alter ego Emanuel
In Jason Aaron's hands it could be Steve Urkel taking the mantle of Thor and I'd be like, "I'll see where this goes..."
Why'd I just bust my *** walking onto septa yo. In front of the whole bus.. ๎
stfu steve urkel. Why you admiring my chest for? Was it calling you over the same way your mum was after iftar, sn
Steve Urkel has to be in there someplace. Same physique & they're equally coordinated without Steve's Glasses?
I'm so last minute with everything..
Or as Weird Al would say, time is a fat Steve Urkel
Just saw the tip toeing in my Jordans vine. What was a funny guy like Steve Urkel doing on an unfunny show like Full House? Ratings boost?
Dwayne Wayne's transformation from nerdy to desirable was MORE believable than Steve Urkel to Stefan Urkel IMO
โ€œlmao tf was up with us in those *** 3D glasses smfhโ€ y'all wanted to be Steve Urkel so bad
Saw a guy on the bus with a full portrait of Steve Urkel on his leg.
Everyone remembers Steve Urkel from Family Matters but what about Waldo Geraldo Faldo.
โ€œWhen you realize bae doesn't want you no more Steve Urkel looking boy ๐Ÿ˜‚
Where can I go to get a pair of Steve Urkel jeans?
This has me weak! Steve Urkel was the man back in the day lol. Loved one of my fav shows all time! .
Pac-Man inspired suspenders that Steve Urkel would love: (via
josh thought that Steve Urkel was the crocodile guy who died from a stingray..
If I do replay the Sims 3 I may make Steve Urkel
Yep my mom just said I look like Steve Urkel when I was trying on glasses ๐Ÿ˜ณ
I'm only stephon in my avi, I'm pure steve urkel in person
One of my campers acts like, sounds like and looks like Steve Urkel so that's a +
No to the guy who wear Steve Urkel pants.
"When you see a back to school commercial on tv sounds like a wild steve urkel lmfao
The actor (Jaleel White) who played Steve Urkel on Family Matters looks super fine now... woah!!
Steve Urkel got curved the most lol.
High wasted pants got these girls looking like Steve urkel but that's none of my business โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด
I also have seen several make out sessions in that store. C'mon PLEASE non of us is Steve Urkel and non of us is fixes their glasses w/tape
Wait Steve urkel was on Full House ?!
Steve Urkel had swag idc what anyone says
I just want to rock high waisted jeans like Steve Urkel
I didn't like Steve Urkel when he turned into Stephon...Stephon was fake suave & wack af.
Wen I hit the purple I be geeked like Steve Urkel
Steve said he got the urkel blues and he got to pay his dues lol
We're a rare breed were unfortunately taught the ways of game by Steve Urkel.
This kid be looking like Steve urkel thinks he has the right to make fun of smalls smh
Attention all girls wearing high wasted shorts. You look like Steve Urkel lol
love it. Do you feel Steve urkel should have gotten the girl?And are you concerned there hasn't been a 90210 reunion?
I didn't realize that Steve Urkel wasn't on the first handful of Family Matters episodes. First Complete season at from
There's a steve urkel got any cheese joke in there somewhere. I'm too lazy to think of it tho.
Whhaat Steve Urkel was on Full House? I want to see this episode
Erick and Luke's theme song reminded me of Steve Urkel playing his accordion. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
What's with the f'in polka music? I thought Steve Urkel was coming out for a second
She must have Steve Urkel's transformation chamber...
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MEGA SHARK VS. CROCOSAURUS starts at at 8 pm as part of Camp B-Movie. Watch Steve Urkel battle monsters in this "mockbuster"!
Steve Urkel should of raped Laura and escaped the country with Eddie
Ol' dude said ice jj fish found the Steve Urkel machine ๐Ÿ˜‚
what kind of thotties? The ones with STD's or the clean ones?
.I'll drive a steve urkel car before another ford
Malik look like he got an alter of Steve Urkel in his closet
Photo: mannyyposts: Steve Urkel survived 9 years in the friendzone. Thatโ€™s dedication
eventually even Steve urkel married
I always feel like Steve Urkel on the first day of a new job
idek I'm not up Cheltenham. you need bre number?
"Uncle ๐Ÿ˜" didn't even peep we follow each other chump lol sup young
Steve Urkel in the streets. Stefan Urquelle in the sheets.
2 real life struggles of cutting body fat 1) forever freezing 2) having to wear your pants up past your belly button. Steve Urkel over here
I added a video to a playlist MCSG I'm Steve Urkel! - W/OFWG_Tyler!
My niece said I remind her of Steve Urkel when I laugh and snort. She didn't know his name and called him "the guy from the olden days..."
Reality TV makes me nostalgic for the days when the worst things on TV were Steve Urkel and Kimmy Gibbler.
Jaleel White chats with Mike Hill about using 'Steve Urkel' to his benefit, the Lakers vs. Clippers and has some choice words for Jeff Garlin.
Dang I found STEVE URKEL!! I gotta watch me some Family Matters soon!! LOL.. Jaleel White played a VERY GOOD Steve Urkel, man, lol.. The BIGGEST LOVABLE NERD I ever saw on TV! lol.. Sitcoms are so nOt that great anymore.
I'm only interested if they get Jaleel "Steve Urkel" White to voice Sonic again.
Russell Wilson, Steve Urkel of the NFL. He'll never turn into Stephon with that wack rookie contract. Even his barbers make more per annum.
That thought that only black out drunks LSD users and Steve Urkel have.. Did I Do That???
Tim Duncan out there thuggin on the court then sound like Steve Urkel in the interview.
Did anyone else think Russell Westbrook looked like Steve Urkel in the post game press conference?
Steve Urkel survived 9 years in the friend zone. That's dedication.
If someone dresses like Steve Urkel tomorrow, my day will be made ๐Ÿ˜‚
โ€œboth my boy Bestfriends girlfriends are BEAUTIFUL lawd they did that ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘โ€
I put Steve Urkel and the entire Tanner Family from Full House (including that annoying bean pole neighbor girl) ahead of him.
of course, every great turn up starts with a lol. ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜(I look like steve urkel)โ€ฆ
Steve Urkel where you at I miss you
Steve Urkel started out onna Apple Jack's commercial
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= A female slightly more hip Steve Urkel
Lmao they firing me up in they GM after they kicked me out how many times have we heard the Steve urkel joke for any *** with glasses
๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’– we have a Steve Urkel and Laura Winslow thing going on
I am currently watching the YouTube video of the God Emperor (Empress?) speaking at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. He is appearing and behaving even more like Steve Urkel than usual, cracking alleged jokes about his policy failures (not kidding), and the fawning, obsequious audiences are apparently intoxicated enough to find his so-called humor funny.
I tried taking some but I look like Steve urkel in the face today. But you got the full body selfie going on. Still learnin
My son has channelled the spirit of Steve Urkel and pulled his shorts to his armpits...they'll hafta jump up to pull his flag
Especially when I used hit my Steve Urkel impression
Family Matters just came on TV!. Steve Urkel is the best character ever! :D.
Just look at Steve Urkel and Laura Winslow lol. ๐Ÿ˜‚
matter what he acting in he'll always be Steve Urkel
Only my sisters girlfriend would get Steve Urkel confused with Pee-Wee Herman. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
I never imagined this is how Steve Urkel would grow up to look!!
These softball pants make me feel like Steve Urkel & this "one size fits all" belt is a lie ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
โ€œSquad why does Khalid look like Steve Urkel
Gmorning beautiful ladies... stay Blessed stay Positive n keep dem squares out yo circle shyt gon get better before it get worser... dats y im rolling up dis purple im a Pimp n u Steve Urkel
How do my leggings get pulled up so high? Walkin' around looking like Steve Urkel.
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Is Kareem for one is going to put a player on their team who's not any good.. It is a KNOWN fact that African American men tend to be very good at that sport... SO with that being said, if you want to win, you're going to have them on your team whether they're black or not..whether you like them or not ...No Steve Urkels or Woody Allens...Money is the end result...but if your tongue starts to wag about your personal feelings about race in a negative light, you tend to shoot yourself in the foot every time..ijs
lol, I guess so bc Steve Urkel is bae.
Okay just realized it is not Mothers Day. So for all that I wished Happy Mothers Day. As Steve Urkel would say "NEVER MIND"
"I have a huge crush on Steve Urkel tbh. That boy is just everthing." Wow
walking out with is the equivalent of being escorted to the ring by Steve Urkel.
I can't believe that way you dubstep out of the house, you're like emo Steve Urkel, ughh!! Reek of dead mouse!
You cool kids look up to Steve Urkel
OK. these "Boys" need to be wearing "Steve Urkel" pants because I am about to faint up in here! Sink me!. laffn
Vin Diesel was the voice of the iron giant! What! Steve urkel also did the original sonic. Uncle Phil was the Shredder in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Holy crap Steve Urkel hanging out with Niner LEGENDS!! AWESOME SAUCE
Jaleel White is a Sagittarius 11/27/1976 Always wondered why I felt a special connection to Steve Urkel... now I know why! Lol
Kolton just said "sorry sissy, was that my fault?" All I can think of is Steve Urkel saying "did I do that?" Lol oh goodness!
Steve Urkel proof that the friend zone is just a lie, and that all it takes is a little confidence, and never giving up.
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*** been in Paterson Nj all day had a great time with my cousins and friends but as soon as i get back to Trenton they shoot up the bar *** (im not going to take this im going home in my steve urkel voice) here I come
Jesus, Daniel Cormier is horrible at telling jokes. Steve Urkel is less awkward.
It's unbelievable how clumsy and awkward I am. I make Steve Urkel look like Prince Charming.
Steve Urkel survived 9 years in the friendzone. That's dedication.
I was all Master P and u were all Steve Urkel lol
When I was in 7th grade I had a crush on Steve urkel๐Ÿ˜ณ
It's about time someone did the Steve Urkel book. Boom? IDW?
Getting new contacts on Wed after four months of glasses. Bout to make that Steve Urkel - > Stefan Urquelle transformation
If you didn't know... That's the sound of an accordion instrument in the loyal song. Yea the thing Steve Urkel played
โ€œPaid Ritz $45 to hand wash my truck this morning and it got pollen all over it now ๐Ÿ˜’โ€ look what you did ๐Ÿ˜’ *steve urkel voice*
Getting a fresh chop made me go from Steve Urkel to Stefan ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Ok so here's the story from last night. We went to LR for dinner and the comedy club. Around 12:45 am we get a flat. I limped my car to the Valero on Malvern. This is my new car so I didn't realize that it doesn't come with a spare! It has a fix a flat air compressor instead. So we dig it out and watch in horror as it doesn't work and the fix fluid pours out of the tire. I called our EasyTow line and they contacted a towing company. This was at 1:15. At 2:40 the tow truck driver (heretofore known as Uncle Tweaker) shows up. Apparently Cousin Twitchy had a wreck right after we called (yeah right) so Uncle Tweaker had to respond in the tiniest tow truck ever. I mean this was the Steve Urkel of tow trucks! After multiple attempts to get my car hooked up all the while making little jokes, my spirit of Christianity was being pushed beyond it's limit! Finally we were off! To be fair, Uncle Tweaker did take us home after dropping the car at the dealership. Needless to say we crawled in bed at 4:00. Best Date ...
I just googled "Did Steve Urkel marry Laura?" So yeah, my Saturday has been pretty productive so far.
Withholding information from Steve Urkel is now classified as a suicide attempt
Ok... Bare with me LOL , I woke up this morning and thought to myself why is Steve Urkels last Name Urkel.? Oh, because he Urks everyone around him, lmbo !! Im crazy
never was the type to act brand new, unless I stop fxckin with you.
Game of one on one. Me vs Steve Urkel. Who ya got?
You can be Steve Urkel and females gonna say "you got *** lol why do females say every *** got *** ??
2 secrets... I'm addicted to combos cheddar chz pretzels... I used to wear some thick glasses & act like Steve urkel on purpose.
So I never realized that Carl Winslow was in Ghostbusters. Apparently this poor cop started off in New York, moved out to LA after the ghost incident there, only to face off with not one, but two terrorist attacks, only then to move to Chicago and have to live next to Steve Urkel
Telly party?? Eh. Y not .. I'm like 30 but they don't know that. Lol let me hop into my Steve urkel transformation chamber.. P.s I'm sleepy already
Watching battle of the sexes. This 21 guy never had a girlfriend before and calls himself a loser. Umm no hun you just have a nerd gone wild thing happening. Lose the mommy hair cut, Steve Urkel glasses and voice, and you should be fine. Oh and the stripped shirt thats tucked in. I call it the way I see it.
A woman of obvious needs asked me to buy her a sandwich as I was going into Cafรฉ Phillips (a very nice sandwich place) and she was coming out. My first response to her was โ€œIโ€™m sorry but I can barely feed myselfโ€ (itโ€™s pay day/treat day for me), I didnโ€™t feel right so I called her back and told her to come back in and I would buy her a sandwich. She asked me could I get it from Subway. I told her Iโ€™m not eating at subway. She said โ€œI want to get a foot long for 5 dollarsโ€. Iโ€™m like โ€œyou rather eat a subway sandwich than one from here. I gave her $5 and she went on her way. YOU BEGGING AND YOU BEING PICKY!! Blown away, feeling stupid, โ€œDID SHE JUST DO THATโ€ in my Steve Urkell voice.
What if I was them, I would be a symbol of DOPENESS Will ever ever be my aura Steve Urkel *** lookin for a Laura B)
Yo this guy steve urkel is too funny :'''(
"You're a circle. You look like Steve Urkel."--what I heard during an 8th grade "rap battle"
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If Laura Winslow and Steve Urkel are having sex, and he changes into Stephan -- would that be considered a threesome??
Cary Grant & Steve Urkel in Critz has one headed our way! Come to our BMW dealership to see it!
B.C. means "before Christ", right?? How come there are so many pictures of Jesus??? I mean wasn't Jesus's time long before cameras were even invented? For all we know, Jesus could've looked like Steve Urkel or Roseanne Barr or Gabriel Iglesias? Doesn't B.C. also mean "before cameras"???
*** turned Steven Rogers into Captain America wif the same machine Steve Urkel used to turn himself into Stefan,
"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival." - C.S. Lewis Thank you all for the birthday wishes! Though I didn't get to have a drink with JJ Watt, William Shatner, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Reese Witherspoon or the gal who played Steve Urkel's crush on Family Matters, I still had a great day. Looking forward to more. Speaking of sharing a birthday with mine, I just caught a little article talking about Pantera's Far Beyond Driven album turning 20 years old yesterday. Along with plenty of great songs it contains a cover of Planet Caravan by Black Sabbath. Something mellow compared to their primarily heavy, screaming fare. Enjoy.
Ponder this: In the Show Family Matters, Steve Urkel drove a BMW.
Where can I buy or order ALL the seasons of Family Matters?? That's like the only tv show I watch kids grow into adults.. And I notice that Steve Urkel been in the friendzone all his life.. He never gave up tho!! Lol
yea they tried to stop a guy from killing himself but it was too late... He just lost his job
Heard was a sniper on roof down town
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aight Boosie. I'll see you April 13! Can I get some VIP passes??
Myrtle is The chick from Family Matters btw.. Steve Urkel cousin I think.
is As much of a father figure to you in real life as Carl Winslow was to Steve Urkel?
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swat team at silver truck/blue car. Suicidal man apparently in red truck
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