Sam Northeast: Adam Milne has the X Factor we've been missing.
Thanks to Sam Lindsay for sharing this photograph
How about nominating someone else to be the chief scientist instead - like, an actual scientist?
Not the start to day three Kent needed. Sam Northeast edges a Ben Sanderson delivery to wicket keeper David Murphy, out for one, Kent 22/5
Kent line-up was Darren Stevens, Sam Northeast, Adam Riley, Matt Walker and 'extra' player in Mitchell Claydon
CRICKET: Sam Northeast goes 4,4,4,6 off Simon Kerrigan to get to three figures in the CC. He's 104*, Stevens 67*, Kent 445-5
Alex Hales perhaps? Or move Root up to open and bring in Sam Northeast. No stand-out replacements though.
Wicket! Glamorgan 224/6. Wallace walks for 1 after being caught of Matt Coles bowling by Sam Northeast.
Poor shot from Sam Northeast as he picks out George Bailey and Robinson has his second wicket. Kent 37-2.
For the record, Gayle's century not the only one at Taunton today after captain Sam Northeast's 114 from 58 balls.…
Sam Northeast has come into his own. Really talented lad. And showing himself to be a good captain too.
Sam Northeast was so befuddled and twisted around by Simon Kerrigan he changed his name to Southwest.
Sam Northeast goes for 55, caught by Peter Siddle at fine leg. A fourth wicket for Kyle Jarvis. Kent 242-9 with Riley & Thomas in.
Unbeaten half century for Sam Northeast and 32* from Matt Coles as reach 295-6 v Hants @ Southampton - moral victory coming up!
▪ Graeme Smith will not return to Surrey as Sam Northeast puts Kent on top: Kent 351-7 v Surrey Sam Nor...
Another catch in the deep for Sam Northeast off Riley, it's John Simpson (3) who skies one this time. 110-6 with 6.2 to come.
Sam Northeast has admitted that it was a “relief for everyone” at Kent when Darren Stevens was found not guilty.
Oh well, change of plan! Davies gets the ball to climb, Bopara edges and Sam Northeast takes a superb catch diving forwards. 20-2
Sam Northeast, Adam Lyth and Craig Kieswetter were the only other players to average 50+ over a decent number of games
Kent on top after Northeast ton: Sam Northeast hit 165 as Kent move into a strong position against Division Two ...
Fifties from Sam Northeast and Matt Coles helped Kent fight back against Derbyshire in the County Championship.
WICKET! Change of bowling does the trick. Matt Prior lifts a Brendan Nash delivery straight to Sam Northeast. He goes for 46.
Big Bres is limbering up to bowl the solitary over. No Rob Key for Kent so it should be Scott Newman and Sam Northeast to face the music.
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