First Thoughts

Sallie Mae

SLM Corporation (commonly known as Sallie Mae; originally the Student Loan Marketing Association) is a publicly traded U.S.

American Dream Uncle Sam Freddie Mac


Remember yall said if Sallie Mae was a person she'd look like Dottie Peoples? im still hollering
*** said AKAs hit up they food *** more than Sallie Mae when you miss a payment on your student loans
No car note โœ… ๐Ÿค”Now if I can just finish paying Navient (Sallie Mae) back!
Sallie Mae is now enabling you to pay your student loan via the Apple Watch. Yay, debt on your wrist.
Shares of Sallie Mae have soared 60% since Donald Trumpโ€™s electionโ€ฆ
I need to go to magical graduate school, but somehow I don't think Sallie Mae would approve.
I'd love that sallie Mae bar if it's sung by anyone other than him
*** Iโ€™d stomach another Sallie Mae bar rather than this folding clothes bs
. Don't trust Sallie Mae, she a greedy, Gold digging *** that will take your money. .
Sallie Mae ask me for $625 every month. You bet your sweet *** I wore sweats and basketball shorts to class. It's my money!
especially once they add other debt. And Sallie Mae interest rates over time. Ends up like $40k of debt. Lmao
11 Songs to get you pumped on paying off your student loans! .
Sallie Mae violated my account slow for going anywhere.
Nothing makes my heart break more than making a payment on the wretched Sallie Mae loans ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”
should I tell this girl about Sallie Mae or...
W...wasn't sallie mae the one youre not supposed to sign up to?
 border=
Because Sallie Mae doesn't have a return policy on my Degrees.
will the new president and Congress cut back federal student loans; they had better or we will put a stop to them.
Thanks to KTC I now understand why J. Cole said "-maybe then I could pay Sallie Mae"
2017 was suppose to be the year where my fits glo up BUT sallie Mae knocking at my door like...
Can we talk about Sallie Mae being a nice lady for once and already sending that tax document?
Sallie Mae Reminds Students and Families to Resolve to Complete the FAFSA in 2017. Read full news release here:
Had it set up since day 1, so I don't miss the $.. Probably gonna take 1 large withdrawal for like 15k in another 3 years and pay Sallie mae
She and Sallie Mae should become friends.
You are talking about the right to education and your are citing America as example...I laugh in sallie mae
I haven't looked at my Sallie Mae account in 2 years. They just sent me an email about a bill ๐Ÿ˜ I did not graduate yet, girl. Cool it
LMFAO if I had a dollar for every time that was said on a novela . Sallie Mae would be paid off
Women want you to pay for their nails, hair, eyebrows, shoes, bags, and their half of the rent? Come on queen I'm stillโ€ฆ
ninjas on IG asking if couples paying 50/50 yall must not owe Sallie Mae to have time for these dumb questions
. Save every penny you get, cause ya Uncle Sam & ya Auntie Sallie Mae want it all.
We live in a world where Drake can buy JLo a $100k necklace just cuz and I got Sallie Mae calling me from different regular looking numbers
New! 190-Calorie VitaPizza- Get Free Shipping
Bro your bio. Also currently Sallie Mae is on my credit report preventing me from getting my PJ off layaway.
I think needs a series. Maybe a Horror/Comedy. Maybe I'll write it, get paid, and tell Sallie Mae to eat a ***
Can President Obama endorse student loans too so that the GOP can repeal Sallie Mae? Asking for a friend.
if I talk enough trash, he'll fight me... You'll never retire this way. If you want to fight, help me fight Sallie Mae!
Just responded to my Sallie Mae bill email with "This is fake news"
Sallie Mae: *6 months after graduation* We're gonna need you to pay us back. Me: *Enrolls in grad school*. Me:
Congratulations to all the Fall 2016 graduates. Just remember, Navient(aka Sallie Mae) will be reaching out to you Monday.
Me when I realized Sallie Mae wasn't hacked
All this hacking going on and yet Sallie Mae is still flourishing smh
Sallie Mae, and her first cousin Navient,won't let me be great!
That slapping sound you hear is Sallie Mae execs high-fiving each other at the prospect of eliminating PLUS loans.
Sallie Mae loans for U.S. students and CSLP for Canadian students for those who qualify
Sallie Mae, I did not give you my permission to take 120 dollars out of my account.
2.05 Percent? Mine were over 6 percent before the Department shoved them into default via Sallie Mae.
if I can get my son threw college and Sallie Mae off my back
Thomas Kinkade Collectibles from The Bradford Exchange Online
Gotta cut back on the extra I was giving Sallie Mae, but it'll work out. I think I'm still on track to have my loans paid by 35ish
Sallie Mae's motto is "Smart Option Student Loan." I would love to see a about Sallie Mae's marketing.
I salute y'all who stay ducking sallie mae
One time for Jackson treating Entergy like Sallie Mae
MOOD MUSIC - cos as at Today, I too just finished paying Sallie Mae (well, technically, back...
Rapper's song about paying back Sallie Mae is the new American Dream via
Dear While you're chumming with Russia, please have them hack Sallie & Fannie Mae along with Experian Equifax & Transunion
Between Ruth Chris and Sallie Mae...I need this job. I just to find these men.
Great to see scholarship winners at Nasdaq Sallie Mae rings opening bell at NASDAQ viโ€ฆ
Trying to graduate without even seeing a check from sallie mae. I got like one more full year. Y'all pray for me lol
No more sallie mae for me ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ they gave me 5 years to pay it off and did it in โœŒ๐Ÿพ
Good news: I shaved $50 off of the car rental I had set up for the trip home. Bad news: Sallie Mae called my dad looking for $50 I owed.
Sallie Mae please โœ‹๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜ฉ let me enjoy my social media life before you wreck my high with thoughts of loan repayment ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ญโ€ฆ
Cool. Say, can you tell Sallie Mae, my landlord, & the utility companies. It to worry about money? Market Basket too whileโ€ฆ
Private lenders like Sallie Mae and Navient are the bigger problem, not so much government student loans. Private lenders are predatory
Are you or someone you know looking to buy a soul? Navient (nรฉe Sallie Mae) owns mine but will let it go for $26,238.95. DM if interested.
Sallie Mae may look good but her valley is the densest, please don't hold formality against us.
Sallie Mae is literally the devil. Also, congrats!!
Dentistry final tomorrow๐Ÿ˜ซ At least it's my last one EVER! Unless I decide to sell my soul to Sallie Mae and go to vet school
I wanted to ask why not Sallie Mae ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
.Receives "Champion of Diversity" Award from in Honor of its Diversity of Board of Directors: https:โ€ฆ
Sallie Mae nerfing the Barclaycard is the last nail in the coffin for 2016 :(
facts boy and stay away from that gold digger Sallie Mae
Recent College Grad: I can finally start living and enjoying my life ๐Ÿ˜Žโœจ . Sallie Mae:
Sallie Mae: We need to see your W-2s to see if you qualify for income based repayment . Me:
Sallie Mae don't care about your situation she just want your payment
Sallie Mae changed my address without my consent - #
Cool tune even if you're not a rap fan: Sallie Mae Back by
If I had a dollar for every horribly done mannequin challenge I just watched on snapchat I wouldn't owe Sallie Mae a penny
thanks Sallie Mae. I'm ugly and poor and unlikeable
Laptop insurance - because accidents happen!
Our story of conquering $17,831.65 of student loan debt in 54 days Kicking Sallie Mae to the Curb: Goodbye, ... -โ€ฆ
I love payday... Even though Sallie mae get hers off top
Every penny.. Then ima tell Sallie Mae and the rest of em to suck a ***
I wish I could tell Sallie Mae that im broke n she actually care
Have fun with that Libs... Can't run from the Sallie Mae.
I need Oliver to hack into Sallie Mae and clear up some stuff for me
Can I get a Black Friday deal on my loans? mae
Sallie Mae, soon I will be done with you and then I thanked it and promptly ate a bowl of assorted seashells.
I wouldn't know what to do if somebody paid Sallie Mae on my behalf... like I would cry tears of joy for weeks!
That's what I tried to tell Sallie Mae
Since you know so many people, hit Sallie Mae up for me I need a favor
Tired of these old women tryna get at me. What bills of mine are you going to pay, Ma'am? The *** is yours if you got Sallie Mae.
Don't know what it is but ever since NYCC I felt haunted by this 1 artist. Like I feel they stole my soul which I thought Sallie Mae took...
Sallie Mae getting out of hand? Let me show you how I help clients pay down student debt.
Ty Sallie Mae but it's an elementary school. Learn 2 read.
 border=
I loved cardi b when women were bashin strippin as a career before their first math class and Sallie Mae started sending them mail. Im proud
man I can't stand Sallie Mae. She stay in my pockets.
Look at Sallie Mae already trying to collect my monies
Don't ask for money if you can't pay it back, seems simple to me. . *stares at pile of letters from Sallie Mae*. I'm a hypocrite...
Why hasn't Anonymous screwed with Sallie Mae's servers yet and freed us from student loan ***
The only difference between leprechauns and elves is that they have pots of gold and I've got Sallie Mae on my ***
well sometimes you need luxury goods to cope with the daily/monthly/yearly/lifely abuse of Sallie Mae.
lmao girl!!! Sallie Mae is even more important then an luxury good.
Has anyone used sallie mae for loans?
let me know when you get some friends that work for Sallie Mae. -thanx in advance.
Listen.why spend that much, when y'all can just hit up Sallie Mae for me and donate to a good cause.
we need to find out what kind of firewalls Sallie Mae has, coz this is some BS forreal...lol
Working mad OT...but on the bright side, my divorce from Sallie Mae is official! (All her bloodsucking proxies too..lol)
Sallie Mae... recruiting veterans to screw over veterans. .
But y'all still letting Sallie Mae flourish.
 border=
Walk right up to Sallie Mae like we don't need you in this town.
Thursday, will talk to us about his life and planning for college. Plus he'll perform his hit single, Saโ€ฆ
Sallie Mae hurts me psychologically every time I get a statement
"I care about Sallie Mae and Freddie Mac... And the science fair is coming up!" ๓พŒด๓พŒด๓พŒด๓พŒด but seriously that science...
it seems bigger than it is. Still owe Sallie Mae and a couple of mortgages
When I got that notification that my credit score changed. I thought sallie Mae was being thottie again. But it incโ€ฆ
Somebody donate to Sallie Mae for me lmfao
I'm in a committed relationship with Sallie Mae.
Why Every Teen Needs to Attend College Fairs with tips from
Just opened the letter. I'M FINISHED! I need a shirt. Sallie mae back on repeat.
If my Yahoo account was hacked, they would just find lots of emails from Sallie Mae and some expired online coupons...
Everyone meet Melissa she is jokes wife he had to get signed before Sallie Mae tried to cut off his lights.
"Got a degree, but what that cost you? You make a good salary, just to pay Sallie Mae..."
*explaining Sallie Mae loans to your English friend*
Sallie Mae just asked me could I pay $18,000 today. . lol.
i already all Sallie Mae enough as it is. why not more?
I'm trynna take out the least amount loans possible I refuse to be paying back sallie mae all my life Fse
"I got the sallie mae blues" has the potential of being a top hit
My List of Most Hated. 1 Reagan . 2 Donald Rumsfeld. 3 Sallie Mae. 4 Every girl that decides to "Start Living Right" right when I meet them
*insert country name* sallie mae, tell this lady to get me another beer ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ we dying in this Mexican restaurant ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
When I accidentally answer my phone and it's Sallie Mae.
putting that Sallie Mae money to good use
No one is going to hack Sallie Mae and free us of its captivity?
Q&A on the with Paying for College Expert Sallie Mae
So my wave of Sallie Mae payments for this moment...
Hackers are hacking everything but Sallie Mae and the credit bureaus. Use your evil for good and put some money intโ€ฆ
Why my grandma treat me like Sallie Mae treat me ๐Ÿ˜‚, as soon as I grabbed my gig she was like what bill you wanna pay ,๐Ÿ’€
We the hackers going to crash Sallie Mae doe ๐Ÿค”
We consider it a public document so you're welcome to use it. We'd appreciate if you could attribute it to Sallie Mae by Ipsos.
I work for Mintel; want to use your data in one of our reports and want to properly cite Sallie Mae. Need permission to include.
 border=
Never put your kids through the same *** you're trying to escape from, that is Sallie Mae student loans.
Sallie Mae be calling me like I owe her money or something.
Gotta let Sallie Mae that the old me wasn't me at all ๐Ÿ™ƒ
Sallie Mae is here ready ready to Speaking at 3:15
Kicked it wit my lil sis Sallie Mae King for the first time since she was 7...she 19 now..new beginnings brings...
Wow calling Nelnet is freakin wonderful compared to calling Sallie Mae
๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ google it bruh. Who don't know what sallie Mae is
Make that money, don't let it make you. Shaina shares the steps to how she PAID Sallie Mae off in less than 2 years!
lmfao you askin for more than Sallie Mae ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Durant must have worn a wave of Sallie Mae payments to pay for lunch once a week.
Next step, get rid of Sallie Mae uglass. Financial. Freedom.
Maybe if the financial aid wasn't trash maybe alum would give back but instead they arranging payment schedules W sallie mae
I have sallie Mae but I'll consolidate with someone else
had a bad experience w Sallie Mae so I went w some1 else for grad school. Grad school cost about the same but done first lol
How bout Univ of __ class of __. Courtesy of Sallie Mae, FAFSA, HEOP, etc.
 border=
Sallie Mae, unfulfilled dreams, and mediocre weight lifting
If you cold go back, would you take out that Sallie Mae loan?
We're all running from Sallie Mae, sis. Doesn't mean you deserve the win any more than the others.
Student Loans are worse because I can't use a ship to kill Sallie Mae employees
The day I finish paying Sallie Mae I'm taking everybody out for drinks. That's how much of a burden she is.
If you work customer service at Sallie Mae, I think you should be tried for war crimes
I want everyone at Sallie Mae to kiss my ***
Y'all still have to pay Sallie Mae back at the end of the day lmao
Another mo th passed as Sallie Mae has come through like a thief in the night & robbed my coins
Options are sweet and we just added more with the new Sallie Mae Parent Loan.
I donโ€™t wanna pay Sallie Mae that high principle + the outrageous juice either. Who TF would?
the fact 50 & Birdman can not pay bills & live lavish but Sallie Mae wanna garnish my lil check ๐Ÿšฎ
Control ha like Ike. Eat the cake Anna Mae. Got my bread right, still dodging Sallie Mae.
Sallie Mae is literally waiting on FAMU so they can disperse my loan.. it's been 3 weeks. 3 mf weeks
Thought it was my insurance company calling to tell me I was getting paid from my accident.. *** Sallie Mae ooo they slick! ๐Ÿ˜ 
PerfectMatch - Fall In Love Today
Sallie Mae got bailed out, Students get sold out
My son is a victim of the for profit college scam. I can't fight Sallie Mae but I can help spread the word
Sallie Mae keeps students in debt,earning large profits off of high interest private student loans
Then of your friends expects shop quality hairdos for the free. Like u paying Sallie Mae for freebies๐Ÿ˜’
Let Sallie Mae email me one more time and I'm goin to the head quarters and squarin tf up with the first person I see
And sallie mae is just as unhacked as ever
Sallie Mae and Little Debbie - the two women that ruined my life.
When Sallie Mae wants to know if I'm working and how much I can pay monthly.
It's crazy too, but I had a whole lot of other things to focus on. Also, Sallie Mae called me today about payments
Sallie Mae snatching my money like:
Sallie Mae needs to grow up. She's forever bringing up stuff she did for me three years ago. Girl, move on. I did.
Ran off on Sallie Mae twice. Got loans & I ain't payin em back
3. These folks about to have me selling my soul to Sallie Mae
lol my vm says to "leave a message cuz I don't answer my phone and for sallie Mae/medicredit to kiss my *** "
Work that dress Need 2 get the cost down! After you're finished, go up to Sallie Mae for me. I need that gone Lol.
 border=
Someone cannot channel his inner Sallie Mae again?. Free Thugger, please!
we talking Sallie Mae or Fafsa interest
Nobody playing on your phone. It's Sallie Mae collecting their debt.
.I don't doubt it. I bet you it's better value than what Sallie Mae quotes me each month for my years of schooling.
*sells soul to Sallie Mae one last time*
dear hackers, we appreciate your effort but how about using that power for good. Go after Sallie Mae, Rupert Murdoch or the Koch's.
When .was chairman House Committee Ed & Workforce he got daughter job @ GRC. Later acquired by Sallie Mae. CoI?
they think Sallie Mae is Obama s aunt
At my brothers open house. My aunt: Derrik what will you do after college?. Me: Run and hide from Sallie Mae . My aunt walks away in disgust
"... He got fed up with paying Sallie Mae and has miraculously caught Benjamin Buttons disease. Slay, young baby manโ€ฆ. โ€“ Sheena. ASDGGJKLLKGH
Credit Card debt is no longer the biggest hinderance to black wealth creation.That now has been surpassed by the govt & aunt Sallie Mae.
For my fellow college saints who are currently fighting Sallie Mae with the whole armor of God๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
Dear 2016, . Stop taking our legends away. We offer you Sallie Mae. .
I love it dude, ala Ayanna sallie Mae foggy notion adore
Sallie Mae likely have me on a hit list.
Buy Miche Bag Online!
When the graduation is over and Sallie Mae start blowing up your phone bout some loans
Hand me the dough so Sallie Mae. Middle finger to college spend it all in May. ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฝ
I haven't trusted a woman with two first names ever since Sallie Mae ruined my life.
I don't ever answer calls from random numbers just in case it's Sallie Mae lol
Pay that college debt off! Sallie Mae loves you. Do you love her...?.
I told you all months ago... keep trying to legalize weed, running off on Sallie Mae twice, and overusing Snapchat. Donald Trump is on you.
An additional option to help with the rising cost of tuition!. Sallie Mae Now Offers Education Loans to Parents, Too
The whole HBCU / PWI debate pisses me off mostly because both of your uppity *** still have to pay Sallie Mae.
what if I send jordan crying meme to sallie mae in lieu of payment
wasn't Sallie Mae but it should've been the way I got cursed out over some money
Rent paid, sallie mae paid and capital one paid ๐Ÿ˜Š
Sallie Mae: You gon be able to pay us back soo-". Me:
I'll owe Sallie Mae the rest of my life
where is she? Can I get her to write a letter to Sallie Mae about my student loans?
Sallie Mae rolls out parent loans to pay for college
2012 Miche Year-End Clearance - Up to 75% off Select Styles!
I don't wanna pay Sallie Mae back. Help a brotha out
I really wish Sallie Mae was a real person. That would be the first female I would ever throw the hands with. No "lol"
On this journey to get out of debt by the end of summer (outside of sallie mae). Just scratch one of my accounts off. ๐Ÿค—
Meanwhile, I'm just dodging Sallie Mae before she starts garnishing wages.
I need help on how to end a relationship. So sick of the neediness and stalking. Seriously, how do I get Sallie Mae to leave me alone.
My baby mama is sallie mae, in case ya wondering
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Sallie Mae enlisting phone secks operators now
Gotdamn Sallie Mae got some pretty sounding women calling *** now. Well played, Sallie Mae. Well played
Thank you, Sallie Mae, for supporting DAPI's summer credit recovery program!
Paid that *** Sallie Mae her money and now I'm done with student loans
Student loans are like Child Support payments and Sallie Mae is the baby mama
Explain to me why plies don't have ur vote for president.. He wants longer lunch breaks.. And To abolish Sallie Mae httpsโ€ฆ
Get your REEL Guide to the from here ->
yeah cause Sallie Mae trying to get my money & I ain't for it.
When Sallie Mae garnished your income tax refund but you still trynna turn up with da squad during tax season.
 border=
Here's how you can pay Sallie Mae back like rapper
Hey Sallie Mae - Stop harassing new college students! SallieMae
Sallie Mae/Navient ...your prices way too high you need to cut it
My debt with Sallie Mae feels like it's 53 million
If I ever see whoever runs Sallie Mae in public
DJs if you need a HQ version of "Sallie Mae Back" send me your email and I'll make sure you get that
only if they will give me $ - not trying to pay Sallie Mae for the rest of my life. ๐Ÿ˜‚
Rubio: "I remember what it's like to pay Sallie Mae $1,000 a month," talking about student loans
*** Sallie Mae! Back at it again with the impossible loans!
can I use them to pay off Sallie Mae?
I gotta watch the video on break so I could watch in peace can't have Sallie Mae come behind me and see Rih arch back ๐Ÿ˜ญ
."I never met her, but I paid Sallie Mae a lot of money" over time
"the name Sallie Mae sounds so friendly; she's just your cute aunt making soup"
Talk about the pressure of paying back Sallie Mae through personification
27 year old teacher still in the clutches of Sallie Mae; just made by first donation of $10 to the Sanders campaign. The huge implications โ€ฆ
Sallie Mae don't wanna let me be great
I love student loans. ๐Ÿ˜ Me and Sallie Mae forever. Til death do us part.
I'm tired of telling Sallie Mae that I don't have a job to pay my student loans
People who think it's cool to be a freshman in college . 1) high school kids. 2) your moms friends . 3)Sallie Mae
USG created Sallie Mae created to handle student loans. Sallie Mae spun out Navient after it was privatized
Sallie Mae offers graduate school student loans. Take a look to see if you qualify. ^CR
Just got a status update email from Sallie Mae about the progress of paying off student loans...1 year down, 9 to go
I made a payment on my loans to Sallie Mae greater than my bi-weekly paycheck and a little piece of me died. Things really aren't going well
Let me hit the lotto I'm taking about 30 people first class to the department of education and Sallie Mae and we're cutting up!
"Someone hacked Sallie Mae and your debt is forgiven."
Ok so *** is the difference between navient and sallie Mae and why must they exist in the first place
If I win the I'm walking into the Sallie Mae/ Navient headquarters and smacking everyone in the mouth with some money!
So I guess since I didn't win the Powerball . Sallie Mae is still in my life ๐Ÿ˜‘
I feel bad for some of these folks. Sallie Mae & Great Lakes finna run a hardcore train on some of these college grads...
Sallie Mae and Navient need to work on their customer service.
 border=
4. With the money you owe sallie mae what kinda car could you buy?
How to maximize campus visits with free tools from
My greatest lottery fantasy at this point is showing up to Sallie Mae headquarters with a giant novelty check made out to "SO LONG, JERKS."
You think Sallie Mae give a *** whether you went to a PWI or an HBCU?
Once Sallie Mae starts harassing you on a Sunday and on a weekday after 8pm ... Calls for a new career choice on fast money.
lmao anyways seriously I would pay off loans ... Sallie Mae don't let up on these phone calls ! ๐Ÿ˜’
My new life quote and how I will be answering their calls now "Sallie Mae whatcha gon do?"
We don't talk about crying at the end of the month stressing out about getting your wages garnished and tax refund gaffled by sallie mae.
When you feel like you're saving up a decent amount of money and Sallie Mae calls looking for that payment
I'd slap Sallie Mae in her face with some money like this was ATL.
Me looking at Sallie Mae from the podium after I win the 1.3 billion this Wed.
Arkansas just took away that lead as quick as Sallie Mae takes away my money.
I just decided I'm going to be a Sallie Mae bill collector for Halloween. Y'all run.
Sallie Mae should send student loan agents to homecoming weekends like probation officers to find the people hiding fromโ€ฆ
great point...or a result of the Carter era Community Reinvestment Act, Freddie Mac and Sallie Mae debacle..
Sallie Mae that angry bitter baby mama that I have to pay child support to every month even tho I see my kids.
tell that to my baby mama and Sallie Mae...they aint trynna hear nun of that bo! Lmgao
Nothing like Sallie Mae emailing you your loan statement to ruin your whole day ๐Ÿ˜…
Sallie Mae lied to me said my loans would be outta default in August ๐Ÿ˜’ they don't want a young ninja back in school ๐Ÿ˜‘
Uncle Sam and Sallie Mae can suck a fat one
When you cant even die in peace because Sallie Mae keep calling your funeral home to collect your student loans..
Sallie Mae for private loans if you need quick approval and no fuss.
Can we cancel Sallie Mae for pain and suffering?
Somebody remind me to send Sallie Mae a pic of me making my nuts look like a brain after my final loan payment
Lisa Clark from Sallie Mae calls me tells me to return her call and when I do it's never Lisa on the phone im always stuck with an Abdul ๐Ÿ˜’
Tried selling my soul to Sallie Mae and she refused. I love America.
Anybody planning an attack on a government building, Sallie Mae's FASFA would be a great place to start.
Thank Sallie Mae for that. When the government tries to "make something affordable" the price invariably goes up.
Sweet! Does that mean I can delete the payment email reminders I get from Sallie Mae?
Yeah... i went free Sallie Mae just never got the memo. Ha! Via
Like for real! Sallie Mae all on my back about those two times I went to summer school ๐Ÿ˜’
You know what I'd like? If they'd just drop all existing student debt. Seriously. Just drop it. Sallie Mae is making more than enough cash.
"It doesn't matter how many times you reinvent your identity; Sallie Mae will find you". Quinn speaks the truth.
Why no celebrity wanted to pay for my college tuition ๐Ÿ˜ฉ now I Sallie Mae is the only hotline bling I got going on ๐Ÿ˜’
"Where ya *** was at wen I started paying Sallie Mae!" ( voice )
Gotta make a deal with the Sallie Mae devil, or wait until the Sanders presidency gets some reforming done
not with sallie Mae I know people that did that
Donald Trump Ringling Bros John Lewis President Obama Justice Department Nintendo Switch Star Wars Jennifer Holliday Carrie Fisher Hillary Clinton Michael Jackson West Ham Theresa May Lord Snowdon New Year Golden Globes Jeff Sessions Barack Obama Alec Baldwin Marcos Alonso Middle East Bailey Circus Johnny Depp Michelle Obama Badou Jack White House Joe Biden Leicester City Matt Ryan Toby Keith Joseph Fiennes Taraji P. Henson European Union Steve Harvey Paul Ryan Meryl Streep Capitol Hill Los Angeles Real Estate Martin Luther King Patriots Day Islamic State Amber Heard Martin Luther King Jr Dimitri Payet Tristram Hunt Australian Open Liberty Medal Mutual Fund National Security Adviser Prince George William Peter Blatty President Barack Obama David Bowie British Museum Chinese Super League Farewell Speech Chris Rock Dave Chappelle Andrew Garfield Marine Le Pen Nicole Kidman Jose Mourinho Democratic Congressman Survival Guide Diego Costa Doors Down Director James Comey Fresh Prince Scott Pruitt Star Game Chicago Police Department Tom Brady Wall Street Princess Margaret Democratic National Committee House Democrats Alexis Sanchez Princess Leia Emily Watson Martin Scorsese Ryan Gosling World Series Man Utd West Coast Harry Potter Super Bowl Vandenberg Air Force Base Vladimir Putin Tom Hardy Antonio Conte Little Mix Fake News Elon Musk Brit Awards Tap Water Cold War Milo Yiannopoulos Alan Rickman Central America

© 2017

Student Loan Uncle Sam Suze Orman Great Lakes