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Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield (born Jacob Cohen, November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004) was an American comedian, and actor, known for the catchphrases I don't get no respect!, No respect, no respect at all...

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Experts think too much. When understanding Trump, think Occam's razor (or Hanlon's razor). Imagine Rodney Dangerfield.
You may already be a loser.-- Form letter received by Rodney Dangerfield.
Give a pair of plaid pants and it's like we elected Rodney Dangerfield for president.
Don't credit him for daring and savvy. Complete ignorance is more likely. (think Rodney Dangerfield...)
Telling any lies you want, but for Christ's sake stop blundering around like Rodney Dangerfield, *** buffoon.
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet, ~Rodney Dangerfield RT
One night she told me to put out the garbage, I told her You cooked it, you take it out," ~Rodney Dangerfield RT
I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be, ~Rodney Dangerfield RT
Rodney Dangerfield: One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control. |
Rodney Dangerfield: I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to. |…
Rodney Dangerfield: What a childhood I had - I was ten years old when I found out Alpo was dog food. |
I now want Wade to do some kind of Rodney Dangerfield 'I don't get no respect' routine while keeping tomorrow. Mix…
"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass." - Rodney Dangerfield
What happened if you have with Rodney Dangerfield?. You get AUSTIN DANGERFIELD!
Are we sure there isn't a lost Rodney Dangerfield movie out there somewhere that would show us how this whole thing ends?
"Rodney Dangerfield wakes up from a nasty coma, is transformed into the "Next President!" January 20"
"He didn't know any better... He's skipping his briefings... Have you ever seen a Rodney Dangerfield move in Beijing?" https…
If you think 2016 has been weird, in 1983 Rodney Dangerfield's first hip hop record peaked at 83 on the Billboard Hot 100.
With Rodney Dangerfield you can get both!
Jake Browning will take one look at Jonathan Allen and pull a Rodney Dangerfield. "I think it's broke!"
I don't care who you are, that there is funny. Is that said as a Rodney Dangerfield impersonation?
The viola is the Rodney Dangerfield of the orchestra world.
As Rodney Dangerfield said, "I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap!"
Rodney Dangerfield hates Hillary, and was secretly messaging people from the grave.
My favorite Rodney Dangerfield movie!. Life imitates art.
Rodney Dangerfield told me I only get one chance to be NEW, so don't arrive too soon, polish your skills, & bring work ready to roll.
Rodney Dangerfield: I'm worried about my *** son. He wants to go to Mount Vernon. Then he wants Vernon to mount him.
"Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel!" ~Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield worked out new bits by going to sm club, test w/o personality, go back next day w…
WA'SUP Rodney Dangerfield was great in Caddy Shack. On the late shows his humor was non stop just a great comedian
says Rodney Dangerfield, Marsha Mason, Tim Severin & Benny Goodman will be on his show on June 22, 1978
I do love myself, but myself doesn't love me back! Unrequited self love (Sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield line)
Mr President U do a good Rodney Dangerfield impresonation
Frank Rich on tonight re: GOP nom, “he makes Rodney Dangerfield look like aristocracy”. . We're still laughing over here.
read Dawn Wells, Barbara Eden, Rodney Dangerfield, Steve Martin. Comedic genius at its best
I know right! It's so bizarre. Russell is seriously Rodney Dangerfield with the level of disrespect he gets sometimes
Obama stole the apple from Eve and gave it to Rodney Dangerfield
This family reunion is just a big Rodney Dangerfield convention
I can't watch Table Tennis without thinking of Forrest Gump. Then again, I can't watch diving without thinking of Rodney Dangerfield.
before I got a good look at this picture, I thought charlotte was with a guy doing Rodney Dangerfield Cosplay lol!
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield :0
Is anyone going to do the triple lundy in the Olympic diving? Got to honor rodney dangerfield somehow.
Looks like the last breath of Rodney Dangerfield.
A "to-do" list is the Rodney Dangerfield of the time-management world, Ann Gomez tells PD session. She calls it her "master plan."
That pic always looks like Rodney Dangerfield getting his *** caught in his zipper to me 😂
That pic looks like Rodney Dangerfield killing onstage. I’m wondering whether Mitch wants to be your co-host. lol.
I'm reading It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex & Drugs by Rodney Dangerfield
Poor OBAMA the Rodney Dangerfield of President's .No respect,because OBAMA show's no respect to other's.
Warner Bros. made Rodney Dangerfield drastically change his 1991 animated movie and then just dumped it anyway.
20 yrs ago, we had Rodney Dangerfield, Lemmy Kilmeister, and David Bowie. Now we're safe: no Dangerfields, Kil(l)meisters, or Bowie (knifes)
Remember when Rodney Dangerfield voiced a character on The Simpsons?
That awkward moment when you tell someone you do comedy and he does a horrid Rodney Dangerfield impression to show you how comedy works.
Pete did really, really well back then signing autographs in his Rodney Dangerfield Regular Guy suits from "Easy Money".
Rodney Dangerfield: I get no respect. My car broke down the other day. I called Triple A. They came and towed me away. |
She was old, she was so old that when she was born, The DEAD SEA wasn't even sick.-Rodney Dangerfield
Perhaps you should hire a drummer to do a rim shot during your tired Rodney Dangerfield remake? BaDumPum!
Rodney Dangerfield: My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. |
Find out why we feel this bull market is the Rodney Dangerfield of markets by reading this week's post here.
I`m at an age where I think more about food than sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table. By Rodney Dangerfield
I'm feeling quite needy tonight. Could somebody come and tuck me in?. No funny stuff though. Okay - maybe some early Rodn…
. Last time I saw a mouth like that... it had a hook in it. ~ Rodney Dangerfield
Why didn't anyone think to cast Rodney Dangerfield as President? It would be perfect now.
Rodney Dangerfield dropped his former name, Jack Roy, because he was the subject of an FBI sting op for ripping off WWII widows.
More old Hollywood stories: Jacob Cohen got the name Rodney Dangerfield came from two episodes of the Jack Benny Show.
I just keep picturing Sam Kinison yelling at Rodney Dangerfield in Back To School.
Donald J. Trump is the prototype of a new kind of politician. He’s a Rodney Dangerfield outsider who has come... https:/…
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn`t met me yet. By Rodney Dangerfield
I'd like to see Rodney's favorite child give No Respect to opposing quarterbacks this season. Jordan Dangerfield
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. . - Rodney Dangerfield
"(She) really seems to care... about what I have no idea!" -Rodney Dangerfield
I've given up on trying to take advantage of the movie where Rodney Dangerfield goes back to Qwerty at two minutes past.
The Steelers have a player named Dangerfield. Wonder if he's funny...
Tony LaRussa is the Tony Danza of baseball managers. Tommy Lasorda is Rodney Dangerfield.
Just realized why .is so engrossing: He has a mix of Rodney Dangerfield and Sam Kinnison in his approach. That's brilliant
As a youth my only Rodney Dangerfield phase was when he was in "Lady Bugs" with Jonathan Brandis. Rip.
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Hey, how weird were those cameos in the Casper movie? Clint Eastwood, Rodney Dangerfield, Dan Akroyd as a Ghostbuster, and Mel Gibson?!
trials for men's diving is cool but nothing beats Rodney Dangerfield's Triple Lindy
a remake of Caddyshack is in order, with John Daly in the Rodney Dangerfield role
Watch for A couple of very large body from Rodney Dangerfield's Easy Money
I think they are like Rodney Dangerfield; they don't get respect.
What makes us raised Conservative get-off on Ronald Reagan is the idea of the crazy Rodney Dangerfield businessmen spending all their money
that song was in the movie Back To School with Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield probably has the best Simpsons guest role ever. Some of his one liners still kill me 20 years later.
"I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with." Rodney Dangerfield
Is it wrong that I read this in Rodney Dangerfield's voice, from when he recited it in Back To School? 😛
Rodney Dangerfield: Boy, I'm getting old. My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope. |
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He...
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobo...
. Must be nice; I made cereal!!! . "I get no respect"-Rodney Dangerfield.. ENJOY Buddy.. HFD...
"My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair." - Rodney Dangerfield
"Me and my Dad used to play tag. He'd drive". - Rodney Dangerfield. . Wishing all fathers a great day!
My wife's not too smart. I told her our kids were spoiled. she said, all kids smell that way. - Rodney Dangerfield
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. -Rodney Dangerfield
On this day in 1986, 30 yrs ago, the film Back To School starring Rodney Dangerfield was released in theaters. https…
“My Dad and I used to play Tag. He’d drive.” . Rodney Dangerfield and I must have had the same father.
"Gambling never agreed w/ me. Last week I went to the track & they shot my horse w/ the opening gun."~Rodney Dangerfiel…
Yeah I know, I know, but it's not like Rodney Dangerfield ever said anything about Hoppips. I tell ya, I get no respect.
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
Bisexuality immediately double your chances for a date on Saturday night. ~Rodney Dangerfield~
The Big Bang Theory is driving me mad. I hear regular laughter, but no jokes. It's like the Rodney Dangerfield part of Natural Born Killers.
Guy named Rodney Dangerfield took care of that ...
According to Rodney Dangerfield, "Nothing Works Out." And his kids ain't no bargain either. https…
.Unfortunately I'd bet the same thing would play out at his next destination. He's the Rodney Dangerfield of the NHL.
A very rare clip of an interview of Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Murray and Ted Knight right after the...
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Watched you on a 1980' Johnny Carson rerun that also had Rodney Dangerfield. Enjoyed!
This will be like the dynamic between Ted Knight and Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack.
Hint to Barak Obama: You could really take Rodney Dangerfield's "I get no respect" to the next level.
Rodney Dangerfield: I come from a stupid family. My uncle is the only man I know to choke to death on a lifesaver. |
Rodney Dangerfield: I took my son to Coney island. I asked, "Wanna go in the crazy house?" He said, "Save your money w…
Rodney Dangerfield won the 1983 best new artist Grammy for "Rappin' Rodney.".
hmm.. phone doesn't reply to convos via sms? I'm all over the place with my Rodney Dangerfield- Chris Farley self
Taylor Hall is the Rodney Dangerfield of the NHL.
Rodney Dangerfield and Redd Foxx, 1970s via /r/OldSchoolCool
"I had a dog once I tell ya.We named him Egypt 'cause he left little pyramids through the whole house"Rodney Dangerfield
is the Ted Knight and Rodney Dangerfield characters from "Caddyshack" rolled into one
The hero of Caddyshack was Rodney Dangerfield; not Ted Knight or Chevy Chase
Ted Knight: GOPe. Rodney Dangerfield: Trump ("This whole place *** "). Chevy Chase: Not Ted Cruz. Country club is about to get blown to ***
…that’s why I love Back To School. It’s got Rodney Dangerfield it. Keith Gordon lets the side down though - Downey Jr steals his thunder
the establ has a chance to b Rodney Dangerfield and not Ted Knight w his sailors cap in Caddyshack, let's lose our sailors caps! featured in NBC s Science of Love
brilliant. But go in with an open mind. Chevy Chase, Bill Murray and Rodney Dangerfield. Ahead of its time.
Rodney Dangerfield said the Academy has no respect for comedy. But who always hosts the Oscars? A comedian.
Keith Gordon, who you remember as Rodney Dangerfield's son in Back To School, is 55 years old today. Celebrate accordingly.
When at Pete's Frootique in Bedford, I often feel like Rodney Dangerfield at the Country Club in Caddyshack.
"On Wall Street, novels are like Rodney Dangerfield. They get no respect."
This is like Judge Smails endorsing Rodney Dangerfield in 'Caddy Shack'.
Unless your guy is the Rodney Dangerfield character in "Caddy Shack"
Angie Tribeca is seriously hilarious. It has a Rodney Dangerfield, Leslie Nielsen, Police Academy feel and I love it!
This should fit your disguise criteria. Ladybugs (1992) Rodney Dangerfield & Jonathan Brandis
Trump has political sense of Palin,personality of Andrew Dice Clay, and a pinch of a sadistic Rodney Dangerfield!
Congressman Peter King reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield in both speech and appearance.
Rodney Dangerfield. Evander Holyfield. At some point in history a very divisive field shaped the fates of two families...
I liked a video Johnny Carson with Rodney Dangerfield
Cue Sam Kinison talking to Rodney Dangerfield in Back To School:. “Good Answer.."
"My doctor examined me and told me I was ugly. I asked for a second opinion. He told me I was stupid too." - Rodney Dangerfield
probably this best Rodney Dangerfield impression now do Sam Kinison
"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!" -Rodney Dangerfield 'Caddyshack'
truly the Rodney Dangerfield of our time.
Am I the only one adding Rubio to that list? Rodney Dangerfield got more respect from me last night!
I get no respect like Rodney Dangerfield
"Even as a kid I got no respect. When my parents got divorced there was a custody fight over me...and no one showed up." -Rodney Dangerfield
Definition, Tough crowd: ala comedian Rodney Dangerfield - he would say it when a joke bombed.
Rodney Dangerfield could not have delivered that line better...
FNC "reporter" kicked off Cornell Campus for being creepy. (Surprised he didn't use the Rodney Dangerfield line...
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say that with your Rodney Dangerfield impersonation
I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps - from moving cars. -Rodney Dangerfield ☺
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was -- Rodney Dangerfield
“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. “ – Rodney Dangerfield
I only rule the porcelain throne in my house. Im the modern day Rodney Dangerfield
yeh I put my name down for that. Its £8 cheaper than the fine! I'm so gonna Rodney Dangerfield the crap outta it 😂 x
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. ~Rodney Dangerfield
Group sex are you kidding I had group sex - My wife screwed me in front of the jury, ~Rodney Dangerfield RT
I haven't spoken to my wife in years, I didn't want to interrupt her, ~Rodney Dangerfield RT
My doctor told me to watch my drinking, Now I drink in front of a mirror, ~Rodney Dangerfield RT
Rodney Dangerfield: I get no respect. A travel agent told me I could spend seven nights in Hawaii… no days, just night…
Rodney Dangerfield: I'm gettin' old, why, when I was young they called me "self-deprecating." Now it's usually "self-d…
Clint Eastwood, Rodney Dangerfield, Mel Gibson, and the Crypt Keeper all had cameos in Casper and I totally missed it when I was a kid.
that's like my Rodney Dangerfield line
Boogie might need to keep that headband askew the rest of the season just to show he's the Rodney Dangerfield of the NBA.
Just imagine Rodney Dangerfield saying it (and no attempted assault prompting it) and you'll feel better.
It's been great exorcising selfish, mean spirited, hurtful people from my life. To quote Rodney Dangerfield, I feel like I just got paroled
"People seldom live up to their baby pictures." ~ Rodney Dangerfield
Rand Paul is the Rodney Dangerfield of the candidates. "I'm telling you. I get no respect".
Oh, poor Rand Paul. He's Rodney Dangerfield, he can't get no respect.
I know this is about the economy. When it comes to I'm like Rodney Dangerfield in Back To School. My answer is 4?!?
OH (via DM): Oracle is the Rodney Dangerfield of Cloud.
Jeb's tie courtesy of the Rodney Dangerfield collection.
It looks like is wearing one of Rodney Dangerfield's old suits and it's working.
Trump has that Rodney Dangerfield punchline "amirite" arm reach
"When I was young, I was so poor, I used to go to orgies just to eat the grapes. -Rodney Dangerfield
"I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the he moved." ~Rod…
At my age food has replaced sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. - Rodney Danger…
Remember that Rodney Dangerfield movie, Back To School?. Going to...
could you imagine the late greats comics of Sam Kinison or Rodney Dangerfield playing dark brown especially back in 1885
Ready to be the bay areas Rodney Dangerfield
played golf this week in my new Caddy Shack/Rodney Dangerfield blue and yellow plaid pants. Thought of u.
Don't get the "triple axle" burnout confused with the Rodney Dangerfield "Triple Lindy"
Poor Jim Gilmore, the Rodney Dangerfield of this campaign, even gets dissed in an article about the Dem debate:
Sally Kellerman is on Star Trek, now I miss Rodney Dangerfield. Triple Lindy, lol.
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"Ted Cruz has become the Rodney Dangerfield of the GOP."
Wish we could toke up with James Garner, Carl Sagan, Rodney Dangerfield, Peter Boyle - all very interesting stoners
No King of the Hill? You serious? The show was on for 13 effing seasons! Continues to be the Rodney Dangerfield...
Jonathan Brown looks like he is doing the Rodney Dangerfield 'No Respect' collar tug
My goal was Fred Astair or Dean Martin, and it ended up a mix of Rodney Dangerfield and Jerry Lewis.
Donald Trump reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack, when he drops anchor through Judge Smails' boat - only withou…
Rodney Dangerfield as Mr. Burns' son, Larry, is the greatest Simpsons guest star ever.
Rooting 4 Trump over the GOP Establishment is kinda like rooting 4 Rodney Dangerfield over Ted Knight in
"Justin" and "third-party leader"...must be feeling a bit like Rodney Dangerfield this week.
who are you today Rodney Dangerfield or Henny Youngman ?
“Heck, all the Ramones want, like Rodney Dangerfield, is a little "respeck." -Trouser Press, upon the release of "Rock…
.TBT Johnny Carson and Rodney Dangerfield killing it! Check it out here.
Leslie Nielsen and Rodney Dangerfield... two of my favorite comedians of all time.
Wow. To quote Rodney Dangerfield from Caddy Shack "It looks good on you though"
Someone should do a cut of DIRTY DANCING where Rodney Dangerfield jumps in at the end and says “Hey! Everybody! We're all …
that was my triple fake Rodney Dangerfield face while doing the Triple Lindy
I heard that Rodney Dangerfield's ghost will be doing the Triple Lindy?
JAMESTOWN, New York (AP) — Did you hear the one about Bob Hope, Rodney Dangerfield and Andy Kauffman performing on…
Corey Parker - the Rodney Dangerfield of rugby league
I already posted that. Joan's one of the influences on my comedy like Tony Clifton, Rodney Dangerfield, & Sam Kinison
Watching "Back To School" and it's so great. Rodney Dangerfield, Sam Kinison, Billy Zabka, RDJ. So 80s.
You were great on the radio tonight I loved when you talked about Rodney Dangerfield & Robin Williams...miss them both!
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