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Rob Delaney

Robert Delaney (born September 8, 1984 in Westwood, New Jersey) is an American professional baseball pitcher for the Miami Marlins organization.

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I had always loved comedy, and acted out Steve Martin and Bill Cosby a...
r (are) u (u) the Rob Delaney from 'twiter' fame or the guy who was ressted (I'm black) for poo-ing on my driveway this mornang?
Utica College track and field athletes Rob Tutein and Nic Gambill on competing at NCAA meet.
Everyone was ready to hate Rob Delaney but then he turned British and became more powerful than ever
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But I also know in standup, there's nowhere to hide. You get on stage ...
If you couldn't make it to Rob's funeral today, here is a link to the memorial video I made for him:
I'm sure Cheggers would steal Rob Delaney if he could!
The way Rob Delaney says basically every word is the funniest thing ever
Watching Catastrophe is not helping with my crush on Rob Delaney.
Rob Delaney has been in my Netflix queue for 900 years and I finally watched it and it’s great
In real life, I am alarmingly boring.
Did you run this past Delaney for approval before you posted it?
baby making music. Just give it a bit, trust me
Buddy just finished this, I think you'll like it
Rob Delaney's stand up special is friggin outrageous 😂😂😂
I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins a...
It makes me sad that corporations and media and Hollywood conspire to ...
Eating some cake with fruit on it and all I can think about is story about getting hepatitis.
Rob's funeral 1:00 Friday the 20th at Tomoka Christain
Love how Rob Delaney's perfectly judged typos catch out dullards every. single. time.
Sharon Horgan and Rob Delaney won last month for Catastrophe. But there was a comedy section last night too?
Rob Delaney: 'My wife has made me laugh the most'
you'll dig it. I recommend starting with the Maria Bamford, Rob Delaney and Paul F. Tompkins episodes.
So Rob Delaney was everything I hoped he would be and more last night 👌🏼
Just remembered Rob Delaney is in Dublin on Friday night. Huzzah!!!
The best moment in my life was when Rob Delaney posed for picture with Weed Hitler. 2no best moment is soon when Stardew Valley sells 1 mill
"It's amazing how low the bar is!" -the best talks to in the best way about the best show
America's next great project should be cloning Sharon Horgan and Rob Delaney so we can get more than 6 episodes at a time of "Catastrophe."
heh brend,., new guy on the block over here heh listen have you followed Rob Delaney?
I should be pleased that Rob Delaney said I was 23, but given his tendency to exaggerate, that's probably his way of accurately guessing 31.
Listen to Rob Delaney & Sharon Horgan discuss the best you'll ever experience!
Season 2: Could a drama be this honest and succeed?
do people dislike Rob Delaney as a person? I've never seen him as a controversial figure???
"Catastrophe" is based on the flawed premise that any woman pregnant with Rob Delaney's demonseed wouldn't throw themselves down a staircase
Catastrophe's talks about guilty pleasures and raising 3 boys to be feminists
I just purchased tickets for Rob Delaney. He's meant to be ok.
Didn't know who was before seeing Now I just really want him to have a beer with me.
Rob Delaney has a refreshing take on Parenthood:
Sharon Horgan and Rob Delaney still fancy each other in exclusive Catastrophe trailer
Catching up on Adam Buxton podcasts. and I think valuable talk with Rob Delaney about depression
Do you think John Mulaney and Rob Delaney ever get confused for each other?
In Comedy Bang Bang terms, Ian is Paul F. Tompkins and you're Rob Delaney weirdly annoyed at fake Michael Jackson.
It was cruel, that's the word I needed. Cruel. Close to the bone is Rob Delaney (yawn). I miss Bill Hicks.
Just officially swapped in Rob Delaney for Greg Inglis from the South Sydney Rabbitohs on my 'can do' list
Not a day goes by that I don't think about Rob Delaney, AC Newman, El-P, & Colin Meloy holding hands around me & gently wiping away my tears
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omg what Cheryl Strayed and Mary Norris and Rob Delaney and Abdul Abdullah all on one line-up!? http:/…
A lot of scenes in &take place in bedrooms; the stars of the Amazon comedy, Rob Delaney and Sharon Horgan, shine
It's amazing to think that we could, someday soon, live in a world where Rob Delaney and Amy Schumer are making movies together.
Rob Delaney and Sharon Horgan on their 'brutally honest' rom-com ...
She reminds me of rob delaney. I love random, crazy and sometimes really vulgar humor.
| rob delaney: Hey Usain Bolt, what's the rush? JK buddy |
| rob delaney: I just drank way too much *** |
I think it's ridiculous that Rob Delaney's character, who cares about equality & satisfaction of his love interest, is unusual
| rob delaney: I wore a diva cup in protest. |
In the past 1 month I've seen Lena Dunham, Rob Delaney, and now Ellen Page look/sound like CHILDREN discussing political/social issues
.Your Shendu teacher, Koby, is going around saying he will "F*** up anyone who dares make fun of Rob Delaney online." Please con
Happy birthday Hope it's a great year. Here's us looking v tiny with rob Delaney
There's a new manager in my dept who looks so much like Rob Delaney it startles me every time.
| rob delaney: b there in 40 min I'm eating a brazil nut |
Rob Delaney and Margaret Atwood's friendship is the most outrageously fitting thing since Jeeves and Wooster.
unlimited calling, voip, phone service
Late RB Joe Delaney was a man who was all about doing the right thing, by
people can disagree with Donald Trump,but when a lowlife like Delaney tells Donald to F off, they are going to hear from us
.that's a thing I enjoy about Rob Delaney: he is stoked about being married and his humour builds off of that.
You're right...has-been comics like Rob Delaney take SHOTS (pun intended) hoping something sticks, b4 they FALL
I wasn't talking about Donald Trump, I was talking about the dirt bag Rob Delaney
.Comedian talks about his experience w/ depression. excellent interview
But what Rob Delaney says in that article about getting out of your own decision making process probably literally saved my life.
Hello. I may have one or a pair of spare Rob Delaney tickets for his show at the Southbank Centre this eve. Anyone interested?
Rob Delaney has reached Dane cook level
DEN : Sharon Horgan, left, and Rob Delaney co-star in the new Amazon romantic comedy, Catastrophe. Ed Miller…
would anybody be interested in going to see Rob Delaney at the Southbank Centre with me in June? *dustball*
if Jerry Seinfeld, Letterman,Leno, Maher, Dennis Miller, Daniel Tosh & Rob Delaney all got thegether It'd b like 1 big *** Summit.
We've got Rob Delaney, Nick Helm, Katherine Ryan, Romesh Ranganathan and many more coming up:
Brilliant WILTY filming on Tuesday with Nick Grimshaw, Rhod Gilbert, Rob Delaney and Clare Balding. And
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Here is a photo of Rob Delaney wondering aloud to Johnny Carson why he's doing at tonight.
Rob Delaney is going to be at St. Andrews tonight. Hm
I like Catastrophe but it makes me sad because I want Sharon Horgan and Rob Delaney to be my friends.
I only recently learned that Rob Delaney and John Mulaney are, in fact, not the same person.
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New situation comedy thingy coming in new year. Has Sharon Horgan and Rob Delaney. Looks like we might like it.
30) Best 2015 show seen in 2014: Sharon Horgan and Rob Delaney's Catastrophe
Carrie Fisher is to co-star in Sharon Horgan & Rob Delaney's Catastrophe, on Channel 4 from January 20.
Follow to get info on my comedy night in Brighton. Acts coming up inc Adam Buxton, John Kearns, Rob Delaney, Nick Helm
Old thing I wrote about being a straight white dad who supports a woman's right to choose: cc:
Cracking line-up at this evening. Joe Wilkinson, Richard Herring, Nish Kumar and the incredible Rob Delaney.
Some days you are Kim other days you are Rob
Listen. Today's encore play of Q interview is especially resonant after death
Ankle bones everywhere. Rob Ryan about to throw up second lunch. TD Rodgers
Shame, you could have been the Rob Delaney of Brazil ;-)
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Rob Delaney and I have so much in common
“Hard truths with my friend Pat: me and Rob Delaney txt sometimes, it's nbd
Hard truths of why wanted to see Rob Delaney... “Hard truths with my friend Pat:
Trying again, 30 seconds in and I'm already in trouble
I'm watching rob delaney standup on youtube... soso bad
And thats why theres only one Rob Delaney.
Rob Delaney guy just told me I had good squat can only conclude that he was checking out my *** thus making him ***
and yes I'm friends w Delaney. And not ashamed of it. I'm also friends w ardent rob fans. So...go get your pacifier.
my big fat obnoxious boss. Rob Delaney. Blue grass boys. Red van winkle
Here is Rob Delaney from on another show. "My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss"
My mother got to meet Rob Delaney last night. She was very excited
no I'm Bo Burnham and rob delaney and she's not funny. I win she loses. Plus I'm divorcing her
Last night Rob Delaney laughed at one of my jokes, so, you know, feel free to put that on my gravestone or whatever
"delaney : Sickened that global media (and of all of you) let my find out for myself that Benjamin Black wrote a Philip Marlowe novel."
If you're the reason Rob Delaney pops into my feed I will block you featured in NBC s Science of Love
Still super impressed by the room set up at Concourse at last Wed for the Rob Delaney show.
between the release of Alice In Thunderdome and the Mallon trailer I'm having a great week.
I think Rob Delaney used to do that. Remember that 30 seconds after following him were you thought he was funny?
🎀no, oh rob, of little faith. Several dreams of mine HAVE come true already.! Delaney is my witness!
I was rob delaney's father in law. A Japanese company designed a piano based on Dune, and i was getting a tattoo.
I had a dream that I was rob delaney's father in law and I called him a ***
I need you to take me to this. Our marriage depends on it.
“• Please attend my shows this month: hit Park City mang.
SOMEONE ANYONE COME WITH ME!!. “• Please attend my shows this month:
• Please attend my shows this month:
Awesome! I get to see my favorite comedians and Rob Delaney!
My sole goal in life is to be as funny as Rob Delaney
Rob Delaney I know you see this please call me
Do you not count Rob Delaney in your top 50? Didn't see him there last year.
It's clearly Rob Delaney's pet project and it is hilarious.
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That was my best Rob Delaney impression
Even Rob Delaney enjoys when I get sick of him trying to be political.
Rob delaney is moving to London so I'll literally never ever see him and I'm upset about that
Remember: When you make cliche Germany joke, it's hacky & stupid. If Rob Delaney does it, it will get 10.K RT's & no verbal thrashing.
I was just going to write a lame joke about Poland but decided it was too lame but then Rob Delaney wrote it. 611 RTs and 547 favs.
idk, just happened. think Rob Delaney got on board too.
Having trouble dealing with the fact Rob Delaney finds funny
If Rob Delaney and Mark Hoppus actually lived in London together I'd actually sit outside their house till they let me in
Yall lucky rob delaney is so entertaining he let yall off da hook
LA peeps. Rob Delaney and Bo Burnham are playing a show in LA later this month. Anyone interested in going?
“If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you’re a weirdo.” Rob Delaney
He doesn't know it yet, but one day, Eric and I will see Rob Delaney
how to be successful? "be reliable, be honest, be competent.". Kate Delaney .
I learned if I dont follow say...Jenny Johnson or Rob Delaney, all the good ones will still end up in my TL
Ugh I just RT'd rob Delaney I feel so dirty
It's difficult for me to come to terms with how much I want to have sex with Rob Delaney.
Apparently Rob Delaney is moving to the UK. This means more chance of us being together.
Rob Delaney and Bo Burnham in the same room? I can't be there? Bulldookie
Me when Rob Delaney announced he was moving to LDN: 😛😉😛😉
I dont know who that is.. truth be told, I dont know who rob delaney is either.. is he famous?
I wish there were another Rob Delaney out there for every straight female comedian who hopes for the love of a worthy man.
Reminded of that Rob Delaney bit where his wife wants him to try being anally penetrated, and she pulls out "a small vibrator-
Dad's two friends here are dead on looks/personality/mannerisms replicas of Mike Birbiglia and Rob Delaney.
I really thought a Biden joke would kill at that moment. I should have attributed it to Rob Delaney or something.
Quick search shows hes on here, u can bet $$$ to doughnuts he name searches & we'll get pass agg favourited a la Rob Delaney
Jesus Christ Rob Delaney's mustache, and we call this guy a feminist?
This episode of Riot has Rob Delaney and David Arquette as the special guests because...they answered the phone?
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“• I have 6 shows this week. Tkts: ⚓️” Wish I could afford tix. Someone go and laugh for me!!
I just realized there must be a sizable Dane Cook/Rob Delaney body of slash fiction out there and I gotta go outside now
rob delaney? more like robbed de lady. of tickets. to his show. ~4got 2 mention that I am in college so no $. Help me *** plz~
Rob Delaney's Mobile Pot Intervention & Grilled Cheese Sandwich Truck is on the way!
You should see this weekend at Trust us. Tickets:
"If my children are going to try and lie to me about breaking the rules, I at least expect some effort to be into it." - Rob Stoner
• On a plane to come spread this mayonnaise on your buns: 🍮
started from the bottom. then brian gaar and rob delaney followed me. now I'm back at the bottom with a dozen grumpy cat parody accounts
I cant believe rob delaney followed shrek *** slave but not me. im a failure
rob Delaney is for iq's lower than 87. For realz. Idk if he is an imbecile, greedy or evil. For sure a sell out.
"- My shows at are this week: Tell a 🌲". Good notice, douchy
I feel like rob Delaney would want to do sex in a barn
Dreamt that I got caught having shower sex with Rob Delaney.
“- My shows at are this week: Tell a 👭”
“- My shows at are this week: Tell a 🌲” wah
- My shows at are this week: Tell a 🌲
Even though my kids in Costa Rica & Vietnam didn't send cards, I sense they wish me a fantastic Father's Day. Delaney
Jeff 4 Justice ● Comedian Rob Delaney (opens up about his struggles with drug abuse and...
Our friends over at Buzzfeed came up with a pretty comprehensive list of things that are better baked. Something missing? Leave it in our comments section! 1. Sex. 2. Sandwiches. 3. Wraps. 4. Blankets. 5. Pillows. 6. Lying on the floor. 7. Naps. 8. Sour patch kids. 9. Water. 10. Gatorade. 11. Sitting on an exercise ball. 12. The Chapelle Show. 13. Adventure Time. 14. Every single Beatles album. 15. Tossing a frisbee around with friends. 16. Beating your friends in Madden. 17. Skipping school with friends. 18. Chilling in a car with friends. 19. Circling around the same neighborhoods with friends. 20. Listening to bass lines through loud stereo speakers. 21. When Clams Casino collaborates with A$AP Mob. 22. Thai food. 23. Archer. 24. Rope swings. 25. Sitting under trees. 26. Lying in a field not caring about the exact number of bugs crawling on you. 27. Staring at the stars. 28. Road trips. 29. Snacks. 30. Camping. 31. Stretching. 32. Jogging. 33. Cooking. 34. Marshmallows. 35. Trampolines. 36. Disney movi ...
Rob Delaney is a bit confused by Jessica's twerk moves.
Bo Burnham - What is mandatory. Like it should be in our curriculum. John Mulaney - New in Town is awesome. Rob Delaney's is ok
to an adulterous relationship with Rob Delaney: even after discussing his public humilitation of her, and Mia Farrow had to
There are two comedians: one named Rob Delaney, the other John Mulaney. Get a room guys, your names are practically making out.
All about he, himself, and him: In the lobby beforehand, they were doing brisk business selling Rob Delaney's...
Thank you, Rob Delaney. Thank you, Patrick Stewart. [r/funny]
I've moved onto Rob Delaney's stand-up now.
Had no idea about Rob Delaney's past. What an incredible guy
“Am I the only one that doesn't find Rob Delaney funny?”
Can anyone explain how Rob Delaney isn't the president yet?
I bet rob delaney took pictures of his mangina
NEW gets candid about his new memoir & fame w/
if I can't have Rob Delaney I'll take his protege
Rob Delaney on the symptoms of depression. Accurate, heartbreaking, eye-opening.
I asked the lady at the bookstore if they had your book. She replied with "Who the *** is Rob Delaney?"
Pretty sure Rob Delaney and Todd Glass are the same person.
is this the video with Brian baumgartner and rob Delaney because this is already looking like it will be all kinds of perfect.
I never get through a whole episode, PC is unfunny. Rob Delaney on the other hand holds it together when he's on!
Rob Delaney is one of the funniest comedians I have ever seen. He's also one of the most intelligent people. More Rob Delaneys should exist.
I'm so glad rob delaney is in touch with his dreads
I nominate for a Shorty Award in because he makes Rob Delaney look like Dane Cook.
I wonder how many people have bought Rob Delaney's book just so they could take a picture of it and get a RT
You know who isn't funny? Patton Oswalt. He's not as unfunny as Rob Delaney or Family Guy, but he's highly overrated. HIGHLY. Time for bed.
I wanna say rob delaney may have invented it. Notorious for it. Would make sense. King of tw
I stopped trusting you when you followed Rob Delaney.
Rob Delaney, do these sneakers look familiar??
Rob Delaney: It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.
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The Adam Carolla Show is brand new with special guests Dr. Spaz and Rob Delaney! was once called "A fat Jon Hamm" Have you ever been compared to a celebrity with a 'flaw'? We wanna hear about it in the comments.
Rob Delaney is playin Philly in March and I am elated.
Get tickets to Rob Delaney at Trocadero Theatre, Philadelphia, PA on 03/28/14
Today's podcast with TV Guide's Michael Schneider, Rob Delaney, Adam Carolla, Sara McMann, Daniel Cormier and more is now available to download.
I'm a Runner: Rob Delaney I'm a Runner: Rob Delaney The comedian talks about what running means to him, and why he doesn't talk about it in his act. I'm A Runner: Drew Carey
Rob Delaney: Rob Delaney is a writer/stand up originally from Boston and graduated from New York University's Tisch School of the Arts. Much of Delaney’s success can be attributed to his massive following of over 650,000 followers that grows every day. In 2012, he won the award for “Funniest Person...
Watch the video I Was in Jail in a Wheelchair on Yahoo News . Comedian Rob Delaney opens up about his struggle with addiction and mental health issues.
Rob Delaney...never complain about the kitties again. This could be Games or the land shark. Lol
“Running is special. We’ve all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It’s just elemental. Running is like fire.” -- Rob Delaney
Kissing your sons is vital to their emotional development. Doug Zeigler tells us why. I have two sons that I kiss every day I’m with them. They’re not babies, either. My oldest son is 9 and my youngest son is 6. I give them kisses regardless of whether it be in public or private. I’m proud of the fact that they aren’t worried about how it looks to strangers or who sees them puckering up to lay one on their dad’s scruffy face. I like when both of them grab the patch of hair on my face that passes for a beard and tell me I need to shave because it’s scratchy when I give them a kiss good night. Being a very affectionate human myself, I don’t see this as anything but showing my boys that I love them. But when I look at, and I mean REALLY look at, fathers and how they interact with their sons when I’m in public, I feel like I’m in the minority. Comedian Rob Delaney recently posted something on his Tumblr account that was printed in an Australian magazine named Smith Journal about men kissing ...
Oh, that Rob Delaney. What a sillypants he is!
Hello there, The UK. Rob Delaney here, overweight author and drinker of Monmouth Coffee whenever I’m in town. I know I shouldn’t open with an advert, but Christ’s Scimitar, have you tried that stuff?...
Heads up! Another contest coming this afternoon... right here on fb! Winner gets Rob Delaney tix, RSC comedy albums, and a prize from Ticketstorm!
8 mile run in the rain this morning with my sweet hubby Rob Delaney.that is how we start 2014
'Another reason to not have kids is that you will ROUTINELY look at their filthy little feet & think “This is better than a sunset.” Madness' Rob Delaney. 2014 is yours for the taking. Count your blessings everyday and it will be a beautiful year :)
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Shouldn't there have been ONE scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel's mom was like "Why are you constantly in that old man's shed?" -Rob Delaney
The only thing I miss about being a is my friends asking me to smell their fingers. My adult bros always hog that nectar. - Rob Delaney Dec 30 2013
When I was a kid I wanted a pet giraffe & swinging saloon doors for my bedroom, but then I found out about boobs. -Rob Delaney
"I'll practically *** to photographs of abandoned and dilapidated buildings. And old mental hospitals? Don't get me started." - Rob Delaney
"Here’s just one reason the way I raise my sons matters to the world at large: my sons will one day wander out into the world and meet your daughters." Preach, Rob Delaney:
With this extra Christmas money I may end up getting a record player and Rob Delaney and Keith Richard's books. Solid choices if you ask me..
"This Christmas is bittersweet, for as a Straight White Male Christian Patriot, I am now persecuted & disrespected by local teens 24/7." - Rob Delaney
Christmas reading list: Rob Delaney (title to long to type), Patti Smith "Just Kids" and Dave Eggers "The Circle."
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For a holiday treat, we give you these great new shows & more! On sale now are Rob Delaney (3/28), Gary Numan Official (3/23), Memphis May Fire (3/04) and Slaughterhouse (4/25). For tickets and more information head to and grab the perfect last minute gift for the people on your list!
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Brand new Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, Rob Delaney an Sharon Horgan's Catastrophe to air on UK's Channel 4, A Puddin' Christmas with Eddie Pepitone, and more.
Eric Andre, Rob Delaney & The Birthday Boys (so hopefully Bob Odenkirk). Seriously, this line up is stacked! Who's coming with me? Bueller? Bueller?
Not sure if stand-up is your thing, but Rob Delaney, Moshe Kasher, Marc Maron, Todd Glass all have very good new(ish) specials.
ICYMI ROB deputy editor Rob Delaney and presentation editor Liza Sardi leave Globe as part of company management cuts
Book Review: Rob Delaney: Rob Delaney is a comedian. I don’t know if I even know who he is. But books by comed...
Come on news outlets. We simply don't have enough stories on Russell Brand and Rob Delaney!
Hurricane Sandy is a reminder of why Medicaid is so important | Rob Delaney | The Guardian
Rob Delaney should have a few good jokes as well.
So has written a brilliant piece on how men should defend a woman's right to abortion:
Starting the Rob Delaney stand up special. Bet it ***
Please redirect all Rob Delaney complaints to
not watching the rest of the Rob Delaney standup we started yesterday?
indeed. Followed it up with Detropia...and now a Rob Delaney stand up
Pregnant women are beautiful. And they fart a lot, so double bonus. -- rob delaney (...or burp
Rob Delaney is going to be at the Wilbur Theater July 26th! Stay with us after the show!
aha yes, ninja. I enjoyed it, fwiw. And that was before your big rob delaney RT. I only remember all this cause it was all>
rob delaney just referred to a comedy show as a jokes concert. I am dying.
got favorited by rob delaney so I guess things are ok
Sweet, 350 followers. I'm statistically 1/2559th as funny as Rob Delaney.
Listening to Rob Delaney. He failed to mention that the Asians in the national parks are all working as surveyors.
I'm going to miss Rob Delaney in Boston by three days...
I rap harder than Rob Delaney. When he realizes that it will get rainy. In his butt he will get a painy.
*Person follows me*. First three things on TL: Ricky Gervais, "Ted" and Rob Delaney RT's. Yeah uh, no follow back for you. Yes, you.
I made my dad watch Rob Delaney and he cried of laughter
Bucket List. -Play horse with Michael Jordan. -Sing with Norah Jones. -Put an almond in my butt with Rob Delaney. -Pray with his holiness the Da
If anyone wants to get tickets to see Rob Delaney in Boston I'M TOTALLY DOWN
I watched the Rob Delaney comedy special on Netflix. It was beautiful
Rob Delaney: Simultaneously horrifying my mother and increasing my confidence each and every day
Hey, Rob Delaney and Margaret Atwood: Get a room! -
the real rob delaney is scarier than the fake one and frankly I am not sure if I can handle this podcast.
Rob Delaney is great. I don't care what anyone says.
Wasn't Rob Delaney the one who ripped off Norm Macdonald? The van/sandwich bit.
If I can't marry Mark Ruffalo or Marcus Ziegler I choose Rob Delaney
By the way! We just watched your Wits show with Rob Delaney and Kelly Hogan and we hate you now bc you're also so funny ;)
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Orioles Insider: Orioles acquire catcher Chris Snyder from Angels for RHP Rob Delaney why do we need a sing…
Rob Delaney: I so love my kids, I can be envious of my wife for carrying them when pregnant. But I care about her right to choose just as much
I'm a loser for missing Rob Delaney
Recommend me some American comedians who are not Doug Stanhope, Louis CK, Rob Delaney or Sarah Silverman.
I do not understand the appeal of Rob Delaney. He's as funny as wet socks in 43 degree weather.
Sub-Par What do you get when you cross Caddyshack with Christopher Guest? Maybe something like this country club-set mockumentary starring Marc Evan Jackson,...
"If something is funny to a group of men and it isn’t funny to a group of women, it isn’t funny." - Rob Delaney
Just saw the hilarious Jim Norton and Hannibal Burress crush at The Comedy Cellar...Oh, Aziz Ansari and Rob Delaney dropped in as well. Wotevs.
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Alright my friends.i need you help. What is that one song that when it comes on u cant help but shake it to the beat?? I need new music for Buti!
LA-based comedian Rob Delaney caught up with his friend, the Mountain Goats' frontman John Darnielle, at home in Durham, North Carolina; the two discussed suicide, fatherhood, adoption, dance, improvising, and digital high-fives.
Flights booked.. Visa approved.. this day next week ill be heading for Australia!! Goodbye Ireland :)
"You can go out every friday night to party... but partying while broke and struggling paycheck to paycheck seems illogical to me. A better idea - bust your butt for 18months, save your drinking money, your party money, put it to builder packs and travel expenses. In 2 years we can rent out an entire club in Vegas and party like a boss...but 2$ calls buying drinks on a credit card at the local bar for girls you will never see again is cool too. You can play video games for 6 hours straight. A better idea - spend that same time on skypes and conference calls learning how to build a monster business. You probably sucked at halo and fifa the first time you played it... but after the 1742hrs you spent playing, you are freakin God. Spend 1742hrs doing Vemma and educating yourself and I bet you will be able to play halo on the times square big screen if you want to. You can complain and moan about how your first 4 sign-ups are not juggernauts yet...What makes you think that 4 phone calls should produce a $10,00 ...
Loveing he way June is shaping Telford with Roger Swift the Neath with Paul James and Gary Delaney ..Joxers big good by with Neil Reading and Rob Halden its gonna be great
Review and photographs by Rudy Lu The blues is a musical genre spawned by spirituals, work songs and field hollers from the South. But it's also the forefather of so many more contemporary American...
There are some things that can't be celebrated enough. One of those things is cheese.
We are proud to honor the Lincoln Middle School Students of the Month at our luncheons at Gladish View Room. Honored recently for May 2013 were, for GRADE 6: Alan Ndambuki, whose parents are Mercy Ndambuki and Rob Mutisya; GRADE 7: Kaden Hildenbrand, whose parents are Kasee and Kyle Hildenbrand; and GRADE 8: Delaney Williams, whose parent is Rosiland Williams. Honored as fine citizens of LMS. Congratulations!
The office of Defence Minister Peter MacKay requested an investigation by the military’s elite investigative arm last year after an Ottawa Citizen journalist published information contained in a press release.
Eddard Stark, now Rob Stark! George RR Martin is the real kingslayer. Stop murdering my fantasy heroes and role models.
rob delaney (3:26 PM Game of Thrones? Not on my watch! This is a King of Queens household, thank you very much!
These podcasts are great, with guests like, David Mitchell, Graham Linehan, Charlie Brooker and Rob Delaney and Rich's silliness, I guess that's not surprising!
Mommy/Daddy friends: Did anyone's little ones have side effects for shots for more than 48 hours? Delaney had them Friday morning and still is having a rough time :(. Did your kiddos have more difficulty with one series more than another? (Like 4 month shots more difficult than 2 month). We're just trying to figure out if its still the shots giving her a rough time or if something else is up...
For each and every one of you on my friends list, I catch myself looking at your pictures, sharing jokes and news, as well as support during good and bad times. I am also happy to have you among my friends. We will see who will take the time to read this message until the end. If you appreciate your friends from all over the world, go ahead and copy this into your status too, even if just for a minute. I'm going to be watching to see who takes care of the friendship, just like me. Thank you all for being a part of my life. Copy and paste, don't share
So close to school being out for summer! Hang in there guys! Alison is already in Munich and Friday Delaney is off to Italy!
Does anyone know what the two most noble words are in the world?
Good having mates to watch your back Ryan Delaney Luke Dempsey Alex Pepper Eric Hook Man Phelan Benny Lukoki :)
Hey everyone, turtleman is back with new episodes at 9 on a animal planet! If you have never seen him his old shows have been all day , and he rescues stranded animals and relocates them to safer places! Once you watch him one time you won't want to miss him! The show is actually called "Call of the Wildman"
"When a guy calls a woman a 'feminazi,' it would be a funny joke for her to work him to death and then cook him in an oven." -Rob Delaney
Who wants to go see Rob Delaney next week?
X rays have confirmed Danny McGuire has suffered a break to his fibula bone in his leg, he will have further scans on Monday Kallum Watkins will have scans early next week on ligament injury
The Rhinos trail 12-0 after 20 minutes at KC Stadium with Ben Crooks scoring the home side's second try after a break by Lineham, who out jumped Ryan Hall to take a Sinfield cross field kick and race clear. Hull had a try disallowed for Kirk Yeaman after the replay showed he had knocked on but the Rhinos have been dealt with another blow with Kallum Watkins helped from the field with a leg injury midway through the half
Very proud of my son Robbie Delaney on his great report from school lv ya x
My hour special, "Rob Delaney Live at the Bowery Ballroom" is available at
A very hot day + 4 hours walking around at Jersey Garden + my 4 year old nephew in uncomfortable shoes = the BEST birth control ever!!
First attempt at mustache wax seems to be more of a moisturizer - fail. Seeing Dimitri Martin for free tonight in just a few - win.
Darwin Trial Perspective! Today Zoocheck representatives attended the first day of the trial to determine custody of Darwin the IKEA monkey. On the stand for the entire day was Yasmin Nakhuda, Darwin’s former “owner.” She initiated the lawsuit in an attempt to regain custody of Darwin. In many respects, today’s proceedings were disturbing and provided clear evidence as to why monkeys should never be kept as pets. The day also provided a glimpse into the uncontrolled, largely hidden, trade in exotic animals. No matter the outcome of this particular case, the body of material it has generated should prove invaluable to anyone working to stem the exotic animal pet trade. Day 2 of the trial is tomorrow.
Congratulations to Marlon Williams and Delaney Davidson - winners of the APRA Best Country Song of the Year 2013 with their song 'Bloodletter'. A big thank you to the finalists - Rob Joass and Jess Shanks for travelling down to the awards in Gore and the Mataura Licensing Trust for organising another exceptional awards night.
What is the ugliest word in the English language?
A night of deep house and classics with the original Ibiza party boy... BRANDON BLOCK!!! The whole night is being broadcast live on OTB Radio ! ( Also confirmed are Luke "nukem" Delaney, Rich "Guru" F and Pure Resident Rob Deluxe... £5 Before Midnight, £7 after... Arrive early! This is gonna be massive
Only one more sleep! Can't wait to hit the decks after the blockster! DJ line up 10pm -11pm Luke 'Nukem' Delaney 11pm - midnight Rich Guru Fletcher Midnight - 2am "BRANDON BLOCK" 2am - 3am Rob Deluxe 3am - 4am Rich F & Rob D Back 2 Back! 4am - 5am Lets see how smashed we are!
The homie right here. This girl was one of the main factors that lead me to come to Oakwood. everytime I come home we get up. Just one of those things. She's moving to MI so I wil def be coming to check you out and execute judgement on anyone who needs to get dealt with. I.Love.You my sister in Christ! Jerrica DeLaney by the way we dont have any pics together, that need to be remedied!
Some people just needed to flip out ,, and they don't even know it .
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