Milton Teagle Simmons (born July 12, 1948), known professionally as Richard Simmons, is an American fitness personality who promotes weight-loss programs, most famously through his Sweatin' to the Oldies line of aerobics videos and is known for his eccentric, outgoing and frequently personality.
Keshet made a shechiyanu in the House of Commons this week
Richard Simmons Sweating to the Oldies. It's a good laugh and gets you goin
And number three, you've got to squeeze your buns. That's my formula. -Richard Simmons
I hope Richard Simmons tells to never pose naked again
oh good point. Yea the app blows more dock than Richard Simmons. Too far? Lol
Who is the happiest person you know? — My boy Richard Simmons
Man heater had to go off.shoot .sweating to the oldies n here.Richard Simmons...ain't got nothing on me...
he makes Grizz Wylie seem like Richard Simmons.
Welcome to your shock therapy session if you'd like to get seated comfortably we will start the Richard Simmons workout tapes.
How about my take on Richard Simmons for Halloween?
“Richard Simmons (national treasure) just told me I was pretty in front of Koontz's Hardware for the win.” I told u first!
This is going to be my new profile picture - lol - I LOVE RICHARD SIMMONS!
God gives us a bracelet. And we put the charms on it. And they're not all happy charms. - Richard Simmons
Richard Simmons doesn't need the added hilarity of riding a turtle to be completely ridiculous.
Day 243- Richard Simmons, carrot cake and maneuvering.
Can't wait to see pictures of Richard Simmons tomorrow.
My have confirmed that Richard Simmons is the love child from relationship between Elvis and Phyllis Diller.
I hear they are trying to be this years Still negotiating with Russell Wilson, Richard Simmons and Earl Thomas.
My dad has Richard Simmons on vinyl. He says he doesn't know where it came from. I don't trust him
Top 10 things I would rather do than book with Expedia. 4. Work out with Richard Simmons.
me too! Lucy and Richard Simmons are hilarious!
so the Richard Simmons movie better become a thing. I was dying the entire time!
What did we learn today? Jared Leto really wants to show off his hairless crotch & should actually go thru with the Richard Simmons movie.
I liked a video from Richard Simmons Charity Fat Buster
Mom just said to me "When you grow up I could see you being either a Kermit Miller or a Richard Simmons."
I think if Richard Simmons was a dude would have a shot
I think I need a richard simmons tattoo. slimmons.
The motivational talk I have to give myself to get on a treadmill would rival Richard Simmons. Goodbye, outdoor running weather :(
"You look like Richard Simmons just crapped out a g- *** hobbit."
Is it possible that Richard Simmons is just a future Jedward?
Richard Simmons' Bizarre Macy's Parade Appearance~. Equally bizarre was his appearance on 's show. Watch ht…
Guess who? Check out HILARIOUS interview with Richard Simmons
Richard Simmons on Australian TV: (I got left on the cutting room floor - oh well!)
Was just at Spandex World. I wish Prince, Richard Simmons and David Lee Roth were with me.
New blog post about dropping into Richard Simmons Slimmons Studio & Meeting Richard Simmons
I go richard simmons and stick out my tongue like KISS while im at the gym
I think opinion peices have been sharper since he had Richard Simmons on the show. A classic Cavuto moment.
.Neal, you are on today! You don't need no stinkin' Richard Simmons!
"Astronomy" Bill: I am an Astronomy teacher, and I'm here to teach everyone about the planets of our solar system and those who reside there: Mercury: The closest planet to the sun and home to Freddie Mercury. Venus: Planet named after the Greek goddess of beauty and home to the Goombas and Koopas. Earth: The home of humans and Batman. Mars: The Red Planet and home to Marvin the Martian. Jupiter: The largest planet in our solar system and home to Peter Griffin. Saturn: The planet with rings and where the Sega console of the same name was made. Uranus: Comes after Saturn and is where Pokemon come from. Neptune: Santa is based here. Pluto: No longer a planet and Mickey Mouse's dog lives here. Planet X: The place Duck Dodgers once visited. Planet Hollywood: A fancy family casual dining restaurant that circles the Asteroid Belt and matching Purse. Planet Fitness: A planet where Richard Simmons lives. Planet Mobius: The planet Sonic the Hedgehog (comics) lives on. Planet Drool: Sharkboy and Lavagirl live here ...
MT Richard Simmons "The Obamas totally rejected me. I can’t believe they chose John Kerry for Secretary of State over me!”
From crying to crooning show tunes, Richard Simmons may have given Fox News its most awkward interview of all time.
re: Richard Simmons, from Dave Holmes a while back. The price to be paid for never coming out of the closet.
Found three bums on a park bench ;) Floats and balloons were so fun to watch! Marching bands, color guard, and other performances, Joan Jett, Miss America, Florida Georgia Line, Goo Goo Dolls, Richard Simmons, Jimmy Fallon...Bonus :) Heading home for dinner!!
I can't wait for Steve Gutenberg to star in the Richard Simmons biopic.
Today at the parade I sat in Jack Dawson like cold for three hours, I saw Joe Namath, Duck Dynasty, Jimmy Fallon, The Goo Goo Dolls, Fall Out Boy, Joan Jett, Florida Georgia Line, the great JMU Dukes all the great big balloons and finally the amazing Richard Simmons riding a try-circle in a one piece. But, most importantly I saw Santa. And, after the anticipation of more than five hours--Santa arrived...and the children went insane--as did I, and every parent, and everyone in the whole city, every cop, couple, and wealthy executive, every baker, waiter a store clerk. For a brief moment, this man was Santa. He looked as Santa looked, acted as Santa acts, everyone called out to him as Santa, everyone believed he was, and thus,he was--and it was magic. I'm thankful for that, for the opportunity to witness that, and to lead the life I lead. I'm thankful for my family, friends and all those that made that possible for me. For the love and acceptance I receive from those near and dear to me. You make my life tr ...
Random thought for the day: It's really sad when you're so old that the only celebrities in the Thanksgiving Day Parade whom you actually recognize are Richard Simmons and Joe Namath.
Add to the chorus of celebrities piling on the Obamas this Thanksgiving the fitness legend Richard Simmons. Speaking to HuffPost Live Wednesday afternoon, Simmons lamented that while he "loved" Michelle Obama, he had been "totally" rejected by the White House.
The most intelligent Fox News report I've ever seen. Let's all be thankful today for Richard Simmons. Why not?
Something great happened over at Fox News this Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Fitness guru Richard Simmons dropped by the Fox studios for what amounted t
They let Richard Simmons ride a turtle in the parade? Why is he there? Who's next? Bob Ross?
THANKSGIVING DAY INCREDIBLE NEWS STORY: Ariana Grande is engaged to Richard Simmons. This would be an impossible thing to imagine until you realize that Bruce Jenner was once Maria Gaglio & you do see the resemblance if you know.
Richard Simmons got burned with lighter fluid as a child, and ruined Neil Cavuto's stellar journalism career.
Thanksgiving is fun now thanks to Richard Simmons.. Boom..
You played it well tonight.It must be politically correct to "love" Richard Simmons; but I thought he was creepy tonight.
God bless Richard Simmons, for real. What a pure heart.
This is Richard Simmons. This is how I get bonus marks in English
just re-remembered that I stretched with Richard Simmons today, in all his bedazzled glory, and was psyched. And on that note, g'night tweep
I love Richard Simmons. I can't help it. I just want to give him a big hug.
Word in the garage is you& Richard Simmons will be sponsoring a car in the 2014 NASCAR Sprint Cup…
Wait, wait, what on earth did I miss when Richard Simmons is namedropping Love this!!
Richard Simmons is to good for that lot. Maybe Ted Cruz or Paul Rand would fit the bill much better.
I want to be as crazy as Richard Simmons when I am his age!
Thx 4 You & Richard Simmons?! Didn't know if I should laugh, cry, run to the potty. Did all 3, unfortunately, Not in that order!
*** The HuffPo whine wasn't enough self-inflicted damage for ya, Richard? THIS is why POTUS & FLOTUS blew you off.
Roger Ailes should look at hiring Richard Simmons at He'll fit in perfect w/the cast of clowns on that network.
Men in spandex pants is not attractive. It never will be. And I'll compare you to Richard Simmons
Your relationship is cute and all, buuut you're gayer than Richard Simmons flying over a rainbow on a glitter-farting unicorn.
Those awkward moments when Richard this is hilarious! Simmons repeatedly hits on Neil Cavuto [video] -
If you could go back in history, who would you like to meet? — richard simmons
Sometimes I wonder what's the bigger trainwreck, Richard Simmons or Obamacare.
"WATCH: Richard Simmons cries, A man with a really good heart on . .
Do yourself a favor and watch Richard Simmons&Cavuto FoxNews today Haven't laughed this hard in maybe years
Cavuto turns red as acts Makes passes at Cavuto - Nov 28 @ 12:07 AM ET
I like how You think, I wonder if we could fit Richard Simmons in there somewhere, since he calls under "ambiguous"?
WATCH: This Fox News interview with Richard Simmons is the greatest thing to ever happen on cable TV
Richard Simmons has gotten no love from the Obamas. When the fitness guru joined HuffPost Live on Wednesday to discuss his new single, "Hair Do," host Ricky Camilleri asked for his thoughts on Michelle Obama's work to fight childhood obesity.
Richard Simmons just killed it on Best TV segment I've seen all week.
Richard Simmons just said that Steve aoki is the number one DJ in the world 😂😂😂
Lord now The Obamas are guilty of rejecting Richard Simmons, funny I didn't see at Bush WH, Clinton WH, shall I go on?
See & Rune RK's new "Bring You to Life (Transcend)" video, which features Richard Simmons (via h…
"We men so often define ourselves by what we do, who we know, or what we own. When we do this we set ourselves up for anxiety, depression, confusion, and failure in our personal lives. Christopher Lasch, author of The Culture of Narcissism said, “Men would rather be envied for their material success than respected for their character.” We are what we are in the eyes of God, nothing more or nothing less and should let God determine our worth. Richard Simmons author of True Measure of a Man said, “Character, wisdom, and love make up the essence of what it means to be an authentic man and humility comes into our lives when God becomes the audience we perform for. When this happens, human opinion becomes less and less important to us.” (cf. Coach Dale Brown)
Check out some of the celebs that have been on like Marcia Cross, Richard Simmons & Stedman Graham
So, I'm a little confused by the term "celebrity trainer." I mean, if you train celebrities, good for you! But I just don't think that makes you a celebrity trainer. If someone trains folks who are not celebrities does that just make them a "human trainer?" Last I checked, celebrities are humans too! ..except Koko the Gorilla. If you are famous BECAUSE you are a trainer (i.e. Jillian Michaels, Richard Simmons, etc.) then I think you are actually a "Celebrity Trainer." However, if you are a personal trainer and your clients are celebrities... well... regardless of how fantastic they MAY look, your walking billboard is not famous because of you, they are famous because of their talent, whatever that might be. Get over it and quite trying to make a fortune off of someone else's fame. This is not to mention when "fit celebrities" (such as Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds, Beyonce Knowles, Ryan Gosling, etc) are interviewed on their physiques, they talk about what they do but RARELY mention their trainer and ...
Okay, someone thought they were funny giving me so here goes 1. I was born in Superman City, Metropolis, Ill 2. Sadly, I became a widow at 38 3. I am tone deaf, can't carry a tune to save my soul. 4. I LOVE RAIN, sleep in it, walk in it, drive in it, play in it...love it!! 5. My favorite comedian ever...hands down BILL MURRY 6.I can touch my nose with my tongue 7. I want a HARLEY! 8. I have never seen any of the GodFather movies.. 9. I bowled in a doubles tournament years ago with pro bowler Pete Weber as my teammate...I bowled a 289 one of the games and both other games over 200 and actually beat Pete's score. :-) 10. I love dogs and I dog and house sit on the side. 11. I have LOVED Johnny Depp before anyone knew he was.cool!! 12. I have personally met Michael J Fox, Richard Simmons, Mr. T, George Frasier, George Foreman, Michael Spinks, Lou Brock (twice) Ozzie Smith and Dan Dierdorf. The two that were the craziest and most fun.Richard Simmons and Mr. T! 12. I want to learn to.play the.piano and the dru ...
Ok 10 things you might not know about Bevy. 1) Always wanted to be an actress since I was a little kid. My first role I played a boy in my Jr. High school play. Character name was Pud. Play was On Borrowed Time. 2) I was friends with David Carradine back in the 80's and got to go to the Hollywood premier of King Fu The Movie. He was such a cool guy and so kind to everyone. 3) When I worked for Princess Cruise Lines I met Richard Simmons at the corporate offices. He is exactly the same as you see him on TV and he has a great big heart. 4) I'm an official 80' video vixen as my friend Timmy calls me. But if you watch The Romantics - One in A Million video please don't laugh too hard. It was the 80' after all. 5) when I lived in LA with some friends I woke up one morning and a midget was sleeping on my couch. His name was Sugar Bear. He was an actor and my friend brought him home and gave him a place to sleep. That was weird! 6) I'm 7 years older than my husband. The first night I met him he told me he was g ...
Amazing 80's celebrities at Auction last night! Robert Palmer and his girls, Devo, Tom Cruise and the guy from Nerds, various punks, lots of long haired rockers, Ghostbusters, Richard Simmons, and E.T.!!
I have been given the number 5 and even though I am a pretty open book, I am sure some of you don't know. 1. When I was around 6 I had an " incident " with a ground wasp nest and received over 400 stings. 2. I have wanted to work with puppets and magic since I was five years old. 3. I am a certified Critical Incident Debriefer through the Justice Institute. 4. I have received a number of encouragement letters and emails from Richard Simmons. 5. I once got to work with Ray Milland on an episode of The Love Boat. If you don't know Ray Milland Google him.
All right, I got tagged and my number is 8, so I'll try to mention some stuff I haven't already told people... 1. I graduated from high school at age 16; I started kindergarten right when I turned five and I skipped fourth grade. 2. I started college as a computer science major but switched to mass communications a few years in. 3. My first regular job was as a dishwasher and only lasted one weekend. 4. I've lived in the same house for my entire life. 5. The farthest I've ever traveled has been Chicago. 6. I was running Lizz Brown's morning show at WGNU when she had then-Illinois Congressman Barack Obama as a guest in the studio. 7. Richard Simmons called in to the station for a phone interview once. I felt fat. 8. I'm NOT a virgin, amazingly enough.
I feel like if AOTS knew that was on Richard Simmons and captain kangaroo, it would still be alive and well.
Fellow White People: Please note, especially as we celebrate Halloween, that it is completely inappropriate (not to mention grossly offensive nearly 100% of the time) for us to appropriate the cultures, experiences, and/or tragedies of people outside our racial identity. This includes but is not limited to, such things as blackface, dressing in our "sexy Indigenous American"/"Taliban"/"illegal immigrant" costumes, or going out as the most flamboyant, feminine *** man (complete with Richard Simmons booty shorts) ever to exist. If you are one of the people that has considered or done this, do not think that I am demonizing you as a person or that you will be demonized by the community which you may have offended. However, you will need to prepare yourself to be aggressively educated as to why what you have done or will do is offensive to others - and this education may become a bit hostile because you have unknowingly (or knowingly) triggered profoundly deep, vivid, and historical memories of the inequali . ...
🙈 yeah my parents are actually Olivia Newton-John and Richard Simmons.
09/24/2013: James Caan, Joseph Gordon Levitt and Richard Simmons all stopped by today on the show..
OK - this is for Red Sox fans. Can someone explain to my why Jarrod Saltalamacchia has Richard Simmons' hair in mullet form?
Richard Simmons: Ta-da! The exercise guru really gets into the bathing-beauty spirit at Swim for Relief benefiting Hurricane Sandy re...
I just squirted a rainbow! 2ft from Mr. Richard Simmons at Herald sq!
Humor me, but would any of you like to meet me at Macy's tomorrow at 8AM to watch Richard Simmons "race" Diana Nyad? Note, besides this being a once-in-a-lifetime event, he will be dressed in a suit of 300 Swarovski crystals. Too great to pass up!
Nyad to swim two days for a good cause by ZwemZa on October 8th, 2013 Just a month after recovering from relentless jellyfish stings and lacerations she suffered during her record-breaking Cuba to Florida swim, endurance athlete Diana Nyad is ready to make some more waves. On Tuesday morning, the famed 64-year-old will dive into a two-lane pool being installed smack in the middle of New York City and will swim for 48 hours straight to raise funds for Hurricane Sandy victims, according to her fundraising page. She’ll be joined by a number of other big names, including Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte and Richard Simmons (who will be sporting a one-piece bedazzled with nearly 300 Swarovski crystals and a crystal swim cap that will be auctioned for charity). “I’m from New York City and last year I was in town right after Sandy hit…You feel such tremendous compassion for people,” Nyad told CBSNews.com. “You might sit down and write a little check for disaster relief — whatever ...
Everybody wants to go to my party aha ... Even George Bush, with his buddy Danny Bonadouche, I mean, Danny Bonaduce, Flavor Flav and Gary Busey, Gary Coleman begged me please, Kenny G got on his knees, Richard Simmons, Baby Spice, Ron Jeremy, Vanilla Ice- Ice Ice Ice
Why was Richard Simmons not in the music video for "Jump (For My Love)" by The Pointer Sisters?
Tierra: my spirit animal is Richard Simmons, Erin: my spirit animal is john stamos, max: my spirit animal is nene leaks, me: Hugh jackman💕
So today is National Mud Pack Day so go on down to your local beauty salon and.huh...what's that? No, no, no.tell Richard Simmons, Clay Aiken, and Ben Roethlisberger to settle down. I said MUD pack day, not FUDGE.
Naturally, this overlord would be disguised as a human. Probably someone they'd never suspect, like Martha Stewart or Richard Simmons.
I have to admit that I love to dance. More than Richard Simmons. More than Richard Jenkins even.
EXCLUSIVE: Richard Simmons goes to Hakkasans in Beverly hills.
Liking Richard Simmons on fb was the best decision I've ever made
Me on the Dr Oz show with Richard Simmons!!
Had such a great time dancing with Richard Simmons on The Dr Oz Show!
Here's a prank call I made to Richard Simmons in the QVC greenroom...
The sun is yellow. Ergo you are Richard Simmons.
Does Richard Simmons get any part of the money ? Charlene
Is there anyone more exhausting to interview than Richard Simmons?
Sara Whale said my outfit looks very Richard Simmons...
Or Richard Simmons is still putting out dvds.
At one point, he was so bored, he left her side & went over by Richard Simmons.
aw man...I was just about to drop my twerk tape...it's a collab with Richard Simmons called "Twerkin To The Oldies"...
laundry, dishes, kids room... yup. all by noon. lets do this ladies! *Richard Simmons voice*
"Everyone in this world is somehow connected. So why not just be nice to everybody?" - Richard Simmons
It was nice to see some of the Vets back for the anniv. but I'd much rather see Julian/Ava than silly Richard Simmons.
shouldn't have pulled Richard Simmons off of console? Not ??
Richard Simmons had an amazing appearance today! For pictures, videos and a link to his new music video go here
I feel pretty cool 😜 about to work out with Richard Simmons on Dr Oz!
Did y'all see that Richard Simmons answered me again? That's ever day! He is absolutely awesome.
Alright world. If this gets 100 RTs by October 15th, I will do Halloween 2013 dressed as Richard Simmons.
So it's either Walt White a pro wrestler or Richard Simmons for Halloween
Move over, Richard Simmons: How to exercise like the Free Syrian Army
I think a good set of uncles would start out with Kurt Russel, Alec Baldwin, Richard Simmons, and Cheech Marin
gon have a celebrity team wit Frank Ocean, Richard Simmons, Elton John, Terry Crews and Spectacular from Pretty Ricky..
Why only Dennis Rodman? Someone tell Kim Jong-un we have Richard Simmons and Paul Reubens available for cheap. You buy, you buy.
Shoe game prolific this hublot a ticket this Ron Simmons meets Richard Simmons go google the difference
Richard Simmons on just topped Bill Cosby on Didn't think it was possible
Wanna buy a doll of Richard Simmons' sister-in-law?
Ben Affleck is announced as the next Batman. The studio's first and second choices, Howie Mandel and Richard Simmons were both unavailable.
Richard Simmons in drag in his new music video looks a lot like Jessica Walters and it's all I can see now
speaking of Richard Simmons junk branding - your branding should be on a HS line of John Varvatos! Classy!
Richard Simmons' new music video is a must-watch
Henry Winkler vs Richard Simmons. NICE OFF who would win?
Now instead of Richard Simmons selling jewelry on TV. Howard says he can never turn anything down.
》 listen to you 2 shvitzers. First its England and its cold and secondly I'll be in israeli attire open shirt.
Honey, you look like Richard Simmons crapped out a *** hobbit.
did yaw kno in the beginning of the Nutty Professor that’s Eddie Murphy doin an impression of Richard Simmons? I’m late…
i wish Richard Simmons would sing singing a duet with Elton John on a rainbow after an epic high five
'Kaila! Why are you doing Richard Simmons in bed??' Oh the late night conversations with and
I picture my 8am group exercise class as something similar to that of a Richard Simmons exercise program. Anything less is a disappointment.
You can call me Richard Simmons, because I am whipping this apartment into shape!
Just so people are aware, your face can easily be photoshopped onto Richard Simmons body
it'll be Richard Simmons next...I just know it
Isn't that what Richard Simmons does?...No wait that would be jumping jacks
You look like Richard Simmons crapped out a god *** hobbit
almost as legit as Richard Simmons workout videos
you know that's not the real Richard Simmons right
I am so confused by Richard Simmons on
Richard Simmons had lunch with Hanoi Jane today! and of course praised her! I had to call him out unfortunately!
Oh God!!! Why is Richard Simmons playing in my living room?!?!?
Lookey here. Richard Simmons gets more screen time than the little boy with cancer. Makes sense. Only it doesn't.
no thank you! I'd rather watch Richard Simmons 24/7 before I'd watch big dudes in tights.
Mitchell: is Richard Simmons *** . Me: Mitch, he's wearing a bedazzled blazer over a leotard
Who would you say is hotter: Nathan Parsons or Richard Simmons? Think long and carefully ; )
"I'll name them Richard, Simmons sweating to the oldies" I'm gonna miss li
Energy is that amazing feeling that comes to life inside of you when you?re happy and believe in yourself. - Richard Simmons
and the day Johnny depp gets an Oscar is the day you marry Richard Simmons...okay maybe it will happen
Richard Simmons is the Greg Louganus of exercising
Bill Blanks and Richard Simmons want me to do a workout video with em got my short shorts and bald head on deck
I strive to be the Richard Simmons of my generation 👯
I think Richard Simmons is at my door selling Avon.
exercising with lance is like watching a Richard Simmons workout video. never again
anyone calling you a bad person deserves to spend an hour locked in a room with Richard Simmons
Got some down time at work so I'm catching up on my ..all the way till Fridays show..Don't hate but I love Richard Simmons!!
I don't understand why people try and mingle at the gym, i'm sweating and i look like i just came out of a Richard Simmons work out video.
I'll be your cinema date you directioner
my back is still done from your mate! £200... Cash
sadly not. Was kindly invited by but its my anniversary! ill go to the cinema with you when it comes out dicky!
not that desperate. Could you do it?
£100 if you put him on your shoulders for 90 seconds.
will you be attending the 1D premier tmrw night?
Good for UK Chief Rabbi Sacks! "Let's put multiculturalism behind us". Societies have to integrate. Muslims find it h…
I am going with just the two for this wedding. He drenched me at my wedding
bookies are offering a shirts spread on the night at under/over 3.5. I think it will be 4-5 shirts svitzed through
he is only here for 3 days and one of them is Ilana's wedding where he will shvitz like no1 has seen before
Send him to a two month long exercise camp with Richard Simmons
Toby reads gayer than a Richard Simmons cameo on
Wonder if Russell Simmons gets his name mixed up with Richard Simmons, and if that makes him angry.
I hate Richard Simmons on so much I have to skip the entire episode.
I started to watch but couldn't get through it. Richard Simmons is so annoying ...I wasn't remotely entertained
Then, Mac & Felicia's wedding was a showcase for Richard Simmons. Far less okay with that.
Richard Simmons w/ that pink lipstick looks like a cross btwn Gene Wilder in Charlie & the Chocolate Factory & The Simpsons Krusty the Clown
Oh em gee, Richard Simmons looks like a miniature Sigourney Weaver with a fro
I've sent you my Garfield the Cat pics. . Now I'm waiting for my *** pics...Richard Simmons, Richard Nixon, & Richard Ge…
u can check the show with interviews with Marcia Cross, Richard Simmons
"Boys y'all leave Richard Simmons alone! I loved his workout videos just as much as Kathy Ireland's" -
When I become a Mad Scientist, I'll make a baby that combines the best parts of Richard Simmons and Richard Dawson.
you were mentioned on the Howard Stern Show during Adam Carollas interviee today. Reffered to as Bill Evans & Richard Simmons
Watch interview Richard Simmons. It'll make you laugh. We promise. Here:
. o O ( Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, Muddy Waters, dirt roads, Chuck Norris, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Bill Murray, freedom fries, Bob Dylan, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Woody Allen, Natty Light, the A-team, Michael Phelps getting stoned and swimming really fast; faster that those *** foreigners, Mary Lou Retton dressed in red white and blue flipping and twisting and stuff and then crying, justified xenophobia, Star Wars, The Wizard of Oz, light bulbs, Richard Simmons sweating to them oldies, electricity, phonographs, Cheech and Chong, Chuck Norris Again, getting drunk and shooting guns because it is our god-given right, sugar-coated toothpaste, McDonald's, Mickey Mouse, Sesame Street, Bruce Lee, wait what? he's not 'Merican, wrong yes he is, George Jones, Richard Pryor, action movies starring action stars that speak with accents but are still more merican than you, Breakfast of Champions (the book), Breakfast of Champions (the Wheaties), Wheaties with Mary Lou Retton and/or Michael Phelps or Michael Jordan . ...
I got picked to be in Richard Simmons video.
Hi - when flying to Melbourne, try Air New Zealand, they have great in flight videos - Richard Simmons eat your...
Well I must be suffering from the Richard Simmons disease ever since I have lost my weight I want to help others whom are over weight like this girl whom I always see every week who is over weight and eating French fries she looks so sad I just want to go and hug her and try and build up her confidence so she can loose weight and tell her she isn't alone that I have been there and with a lot of hard work and confidence that she can loose weight and that I have lost 383 lbs I know we're she is comming from
I've seen the Liberace biopic, "Behind the Candelabra." Can't wait for the Richard Simmons' story, "Inside the Hot Pants."
I support but they themselves voted in the Muslim Brotherhood. What did they think they were getting? Richard Simmons?
OK, so on Friday, I have 10 minutes to shoot a video with Richard Simmons. The only requirement is that he has to sit still in a chair the entire time. What should I do?
Top 10 Reasons You Shouldn't Buy This House... 1. Realtor takes time out from sales pitch to return fire 2. The realtor has to cut through police tape to open the door 3. Kitchen door frame sports line labeled "high water mark"at eye level 4. A cockroach the size of your cat came up to you and said "Hello" 5. Only thing bigger than the hole in the roof is the hole in the floor 6. Chalk outlines on all the floors 7. Your neighbors: Richard Simmons on the left, Celine Dion on the Right 8. The cracks in the hall floor weren't there when you came in 9. Back yard gate opens onto runway 17 10. Water heater has been painted exactly like a bud light can
I really missed you making fun of me for Richard Simmons and Ray Liotta. Please dont ever get grounded again.
I watch so much "Cold Case Files" that my inner dialogue now sounds like Bill Kurtis. It's better than the old voice; Richard Simmons.
Had a wonderful day at the San Diego Zoo with Family. The new Koala area is great. Got a hug from Richard Simmons!
Taec’s actually kinda smart and not as stupid as he seems but an Richard Simmons, and Junsu’s not that close with the members.
you guys are gayer than Elton John and Richard Simmons put together.
Your Face Off was awesome! Saw Debbie Gibson and Simmons steals the show! He is truly an entertainer!
“I need a massage badly”"I hear RuPaul and Richard Simmons are available."
Giving my cousins the pop culture lesson of the day: Jimi Hendrix does not equal Richard Simmons.
lmao this dude love Richard Simmons
. Everytime I see Richard Simmons I can't help but wish he had enough money to just go away so I wouldn't have to see him anymore
ROFLMFAO... i remember that... the one w/ richard simmons had me rollin cuz they all couldnt stop laughing LOL
Listen as Richard Simmons pops the "Cork of Life" w/ &
Too many *** *** clocking my spending Exercising your *** like minds like Richard Simmons
is hotter than Richard Simmons' thighs outside!
can they be Richard Simmons workout videos?
please tell me Richard Simmons is involved.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. For Chuck Norris, there is Richard Simmons.
Happier than Richard Simmons at the rec center
Ok 3 people to meet before i die, Richard Simmons, Martha Stewart, and Shigeru Miyamoto.
I just realized something! I was thinking about Richard Simmons today! I never usually do, just randomly today.
Cheers If my story is written, I want Richard Simmons to play me in the movie. Go see the life of >>.
Hanging out with Richard Simmons every evening is great :))
Atomic Cardio Ball sounds like Dodgeball with Richard Simmons as coach. I really don't think it's any better.
I always dress 4the occasion. I don't know why my gym hates me 4 dressing up like Richard Simmons, hello!!! He is the ki…
hey harry Richard Simmons called he wants his shorts back
They can go suck a giant lemon *** with venom-laced spikes that belongs to Richard Simmons.
This ain't no sweatin to the oldies Richard Simmons! (@ CrossFit Yuma)
Kevin Temple with the Richard Simmons' dance while we walk a trail with Mike Rogers in Helena!
She had on pink pants and they were shiny like Richard Simmons ctfu
So happy to have met you Richard Simmons Hugs! ;)
Richard Simmons is in front of me in line in chipotle and he's holding a small dog
I throw it back at the cop and hit him in the shoulder. He on the ground sounding like Richard Simmons.
I can’t wait for the whole Cross Fit thing to pass, so we can get back to real workouts like Richard Simmons’ “Sweatin’ to the Oldies.”
What's a cross between a Prince Harry and a Carrot Top, after an all night wild party ? A Richard Simmons
You may be able to dance, but you've got nothing on Richard Simmons
Nothing is more humiliating than people walking into your aerobics class while you're doing a Richard Simmons workout.
Just saw Richard Simmons' doppelganger jogging down Lake, sweatbands and all
Today, richard simmons is here. Silently wishing he would turn into a robot and attack homer simpson with choreography.
Find your voice. Unless it sounds like a coked up Richard Simmons. Then just leave it be and do impressions.
in line @ Disneyland, Dad imitated Richard Simmons, by yelling I'm a pony. girls were next to us ,me embarrassed
No, no I think they have yours mixed up with Richard Simmons
The Richard Simmons of the brass family
Ep97. Kane tries heated yoga but refuses to do it in anything but his wrestling attire. Paul bearer wants to be the new Richard Simmons.
Hes gayer than clay aiken pulling out of richard simmons. Gayer than six *** sleeping with seven ***
Remembering the days when I was a little girl just rocking out doing the Richard Simmons workout videos.
I'm all about that cute leafy seadragon thing. Also why is Richard Simmons not a fairy type?
What, if that is butch, Richard Simmons Is Macho...
Why does Harry have a picture of Richard Simmons & Marie Osmond on his shirt?!
If you were granted an autograph from anyone, who would it be? — richard simmons.
Richard Simmons has a better chance of helping you lose weight than half the crap people try to sell you these days
Secretly hoping someday mom will tell me Richard Simmons is my real dad.
I just finished working out to a Richard Simmons DVD. Don't judge.
Another great purchase from good price and good product
I'm naming my next dog & it better be fckn awesome & call me ugly, otherwise I'm naming it Richard Simmons. Cuz its a poodle.
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Now that Duke has done drag, I want Richard Simmons to host a RPDR parody drag show. Sonny, Franco, AJ & Nikolas can compete.
Some white boy is doin burpies outside of Jordan Hall. He wanna be Richard Simmons so bad.
Richard Simmons (is this what you were like growing up?
To the girl in my class who thinks she's Richard Simmons one day, a cheetah the next, and to top it off Tupac. Please stop
Our friend working out in our Midnight Blossom headband with (Richard Simmons)!
Can't wait to get home and do my Richard Simmons workout!!! :)
Alot of tough guys doing Insanity to Shaun T but wouldn't work out to Richard Simmons in the 90s. 😂
I used to kind of get those cartoons with the good and bad angels whispering into opposite ears. But I have decided the angels are both going in the purse, and from now on I will imagine a tiny hyperactive Richard Simmons on my shoulder and he'll be screaming "You can DOOO it!" while grinning maniacally. I think I'll get more mileage out of that. I'll get the angels out for a bit to occasionally debate whether I SHOULD do it. But Richard stays. Feel free to have your own Richard. I will also be giggling more, because Lord knows that man does not shut up.
"Mark Driscoll is to biblical wisdom as Richard Simmons is to cage fighting." -
Frank and Kathy Giffor,d The Cajun Chef (Justin Wilson), oh, and some guy named Richard Simmons
Richard Simmons is giving you that Danny Trejo stare!
She made fun of Ray Liotta and Richard Simmons
next time maybe you'll think twice about badmouthing Ray Liotta and Richard Simmons
One time I mixed up Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons.
Beware of judgmental fitness trainers, nutritionist and people that think they know more than others about healthy eating. People are too quick to judge what others eat without walking in their shoes. I grew up eating foods that I no longer eat because of education, better finances and life's experiences. As an expert on child and adult nutrition I strongly recommend the next time someone makes a negative comment about what someone else is eating - remind them that to judge is not cool. Compassion rules!!! Take the Richard Simmons approach and introduce yourself to the people or parent you're pointing your finger at and offer help in a loving way. Lead with grace if you want to help the human race.
Why can't you find men's shorts that are shorts? If I wanted to wear shorts that were as long as pants I would simply put pants on. I am not looking for the Richard Simmons hot pants, but I would like something that does not hang down to my calf. I guess that settles it. I am now going to wear a speedo bathing thong.
says its like Stepford wives and Richard Simmons had a baby then had Salman Rushdie paint his face ~
Chris Powell is so hot. He looks amazing. How old is he? Richard Simmons, get off your throne.
I REMEMBER AN EPISODE IF CHiPs with special appearance by Richard Simmons. Simmons played himself as a fitness center manager. He was leading an aerobics class, and Ponch happened to be in the class when a man in a ski mask ran in, grabbed simmons, and forced him to open a drawer and hand over a ba...
My top rock star moment (after B Ferry show, '95): He'd recently been on talk show after Richard Simmons.
yu need a ride Richard Simmons? I'm picking up yung bobby brown from down the block anyway
Seen a guy on YouTube watching Richard Simmons on David Letterman
The FLEET FEET Blog ►The Way Richard Simmons Loves His Shorts2 Comment(s) | Posted May 7, 2013 by Amy L. Marxkors | FeaturesSo it occurred to me. Richard Simmons has something. The guy’s a nut, but he always looks like he’s having the greatest time of his life. He runs around smiling and dancing, ey...
it came from Richard Simmons butt hole
Elton John is one of my all time favorites followed by Richard Simmons and Neil Patrick Harris.
Richard Simmons. Robin Williams was funny, but Wayne and Richard as intertwined canoes was priceless
Talk about the ultimate work-out. Richard Simmons, Jane Fonda, Kathy Smith... move over! I wonder if the disciples jogged... with Y'shua (Jesus)? But then again, they walked everywhere so they probably didn't need to jog.
"If I could be anyone in history I would be Martha Graham, Mahatma Ghandi, or Richard Simmons," -
“bobby should get a Richard Simmons tattoo” -the smartest thing ever said, ever!!
bobby should get a Richard Simmons tattoo
breaking news:bill does Richard Simmons hot yoga sitting Indian style with a mesh shirt
He wasn't the first guy to admit he was *** RICHARD SIMMONS was.lol
I dont even think Richard Simmons would say that lol
That awkward moment when u see wearing a Richard Simmons get up, tryin 2 get people 2 exercise with her... 😳
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