Renée Kathleen Zellweger (born April 25, 1969) is a Norwegian-Swiss-American actress and producer. Zellweger first gained widespread attention for her role in the film Jerry Maguire (1996), and subsequently received two nominations for the Academy Award for Best Actress for her roles as Bridget Jones in the comedy Bridget Jones's Diary (2001) (which she reprised in its sequel Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)), and as Roxie Hart in the musical Chicago (2002).

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A stellar line up in Marty's memory- Clive Davis, Liz Callaway and Renee Zellweger. Even Michael Douglas is in attendance. Thanks for all h…

YES or this video when he dances with Renee Zellweger...

Why the *** did renee zellweger annul her marriage with kenny chesney..like is she dumb or something

I want to be every character in Chicago except Renée Zellweger but especially Christine Baranski.

Wait a minute, there are people that think Renée Zellweger is attractive?? How can this be?!?

So...Renee Zellweger has no boobs. Like at all. What's up with that? Is that natural or did she have reduction surgery?

I don't know why people are just now blaming Botox. Renee Zellweger's eyes have always looked like two buttholes.

Renee Zellweger in Me, Myself and Irene orrr Bridget Jones' Diary.. Agreement pending.

I have Renee Zellweger going all the way in my March Sadness bracket.

Renee Zellweger actually looks pretty in this movie

Renee Zellweger is annoying. She has a baby quality that never goes away.

I could never be an actress on film. When I cry, my face gets all puffy like Renee Zellweger's face and that's just gross...

Just remembered I got told I looked like Jennifer Lawrence yesterday. Absolutely okay with that. Anything's better than Renee Zellweger.

I love CHICAGO but didn't really like Renee Zellweger

Renee Zellweger is so cute in Bridget Jones' Diary

Taylor Swift seems to have the same "face looks like it's sucking on a lemon" problem that Renee Zellweger has.

Taylor Swift is the Renee Zellweger of singing.

I admit it..I do like Renee Zellweger movies

How is it that Renée Zellweger is NOT the official face of cough syrup?

Ouch! Renee Zellweger just took out Toni Braxton in Who would you pick?

Renee Zellweger is just not an attractive white woman...at all

Watching me, myself and Irene on the bus, young Renee Zellweger looks a lot like Haley Joel Osment, agree?

Susan would have us watch with her films with Meg Ryan, Renee Zellweger, and Julia Roberts, but I liked her anyway.

Encouraged by Tilda, Renee Zellweger and Joey Lawrence Adams are going to stand at the top of Guggenheim wearing I'm With Stupid tshirts

Joey Lauren Adams is a combination of Renee Zellweger's face and Fairuza Balk's voice.

I guess it is actually time for bed. or as Renee Zellweger says to Jim Broadbent in Bridget Jones's diary, Bedfordshire.

how long have you got?? Renee Zellweger, Jim Carrey, Christian Bale, nic cage, jean Claude van damme, Steven segal .

Meet Mimi: the homeless laundry attendant Zach Galifianakis and Renee Zellweger have adopted

Not a lot of reader interaction today, so I'm left to stir the pot...CSI: Miami was both better acted and written than The Shield...Trial by Jury was the finest of the Law & Orders...Ellen Pompeo's post-Grey's series should be starring with Renee Zellweger as the world's least annoying sisters...How to improve Idol's sagging ratings? More Seacrest!...Why haven't I heard anyone named Kardashian mentioned in all this buzz of new late night talk show hosts?...I hope Sons of Anarchy goes back to focusing on Samcrow's activity in Ireland next season...I just deleted my season pass for Community and added The Big Bang Theory... Danielle Fishel didn't look that great on the cover of Maxim...Every year we get new syndicated talkshows but Ann Coulter's phone isn't ringing?!?!...The leader to-date for 2013 TTTP TV Entertainer of the Year? Donald Trump!...If you ask me, Parenthood has run its course and NBC should move on to something else in the Tuesdays at 10 timeslot this fall...Haven't we all had enough of Joel ...

Renee Zellweger deemed Jean Desses PERFECT for the Red Carpet in 2001!

"But Renee Zellweger comes closest, with her wide eyes, naive innocence and almost aggressive sincerity." -

Renee Zellweger and in 'Down with Love' (2003). A stylish romantic comedy.

Renee Zellweger you are the best actress I know. Thank you for Bridget and Ruby and so many more.Love you.

This season on Squinting With the Stars, James Franco, Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Renee Zellweger get a lemon juice IV & six black eyes.

Tyler Perry is to Not Funny as Renee Zellweger is to Not Hot

I don't know who told you pouting was an option for you, but all you're making me feel right now is hatred for Renee Zellweger.

Opening scene of Chicago, Renee Zellweger gettin rode is the closest I've ever come to watching beasteality

Timely public service announcement: don't go purchasing the Empire Records soundtrack expecting to hear Rene Zellweger with backing vocals on Sugar High, cuz she ain't on there. Such a rip.

Renee Zellweger looks like she gotta sneeze all the time.

I just posted Spotted &Renee Zellweger on a double date at Alta restaurant in NYC last night, read it here:

Renee Zellweger returned from Paris Fashion Week looking gorgeous as ever in oversized cat-eyes with gradient lenses!

i wish i marry Renee Zellweger i love her

oh I don't like her nor do I think she's perfect, at all. She & Renee Zellweger irk me to no end.

Renee zellweger is so pretty it's unfair.

My least favorite cinematic character is any character that Renee Zellweger portrays.

Renee! Where have you been? Please make a really good movie soon. Thanks.

From Paris with love! Renee Zellweger jets into LAX after fashion week in a chic black coat via

Can somebody open Renee Zellweger's eyes please? Apparently she doesn't know how.

I figured it out... Renee Zellweger is stuck in the longest oncoming sneeze of all time.

Watching "Empire Records" for the first time. Young Renée Zellweger & Liv Tyler. Do kids today even know what record stores were?

I had no idea Renee Zellweger had a small part in Dazed & Confused!

I love Chicago so much that I don’t even mind that Renee Zellweger is in it. She’s great in this part!

"And Renee Zellweger should only be the cute friend at best"

Does anyone know what happened to Renee Zellweger.she looks completely different

Renee Zellweger's face kind of makes us sad—Gina from "Empire Records" is starting to look a little weird.

January Jones and Renee Zellweger make their way through LAX Airport from separate inbound flights on Thursday…

: January Jones & Renee Zellweger: Back from Paris Fashion Week: January Jones and Renee Zellweger make their...

My boyfriend just compared me to Renee Zellweger.

I saw the headline "Kim Kardashian Rushed to Doctor," but was disappointed when I learned his last name wasn't Kevorkian or Mengele.

You know, if she had only been a bit older, Billie Piper would have made a fantastic Bridget Jones. Especially cuz she's actually, you know, British.

See comedian and New Jersey native Artie Lange live at the State Theatre this March! A Howard Stern Show veteran, this hysterical actor and radio personality made a name for himself when he became an original series regular on Fox’s comedy sketch series MADtv. He received further recognition for his work with Norm Macdonald on The Norm Show. His book Too Fat to Fish was co-written with Anthony Bozza, and became a New York Times best seller in 2008. In 2011, Lange returned to radio with Nick DiPaolo to co-host Fox News Radio show’s The Nick and Artie Show. Artie’s success on MADtv led to being cast opposite Norm MacDonald in Lange’s first starring role in the feature film Dirty Work. Lange's other feature films include The Bachelor, starring opposite Chris O’Donnell and Renee Zellweger; Lost and Found with David Spade; Kinka Usher’s Mystery Men; and the independent drama The Fourth Floor, opposite Juliette Lewis and William Hurt. Lange also had supporting roles in the feature films Old School a ...

Rumour has it Renee Zellweger might be starring in a West End production of The Hustler. If she did, who would you like to see in the Paul Newman role of Fast Eddie?

My Brush with Fame, part 4. Years ago I was at a "Portillo's" sandwich place in Chicago. It was lunch time, during the work week. The place was pretty full. I saw a table open, next to a table with two ladies. As I walked towards my table, one of the ladies, the blond with a round face, smiled at me. I nodded and sat behind her. Both ladies had big fur coats, crunched up on their seats, as they ate their junk food lunch. I heard the blond telling her friend that someone made her wear "Grandma undies".I thought she was gross and wished she would keep her voice down. A few days later I saw a commercial for "Bridgit Jones Diary" and realized the blond behind me was Rene Zellweger. Never really liked her.

Directed by Ed Harris. With Ed Harris, Viggo Mortensen, Renée Zellweger, Jeremy Irons. Two friends hired to police a small town that is suffering under the rule of a rancher find their job complicated by the arrival of a young widow.

Music in film was the theme of last night's Oscars, but one musical in particular seemed more important than the rest. Didja notice all those "Chicago" references? From Catherine Zeta Jones' (likely lip-synched) "All That Jazz" performance to a lineup of Zeta Jones, Renee Zellweger, Richard Gere, an...

Watching the Oscars on Hulu. I am sure Rene Zellweger was drunk during the Best Score award presentation.

Oh I finally figured it out.. Rene Zellweger is stuck with the longest oncoming sneeze ever!!

We'll always love Renee Zellweger for two things: her adorable on-camera roles and her chic red carpet style. Throughout the years, the actress has set the bar for glam Oscars looks.

Backstage at the Dolby Theatre was the place to be for nerves and jubilation.

...Well Good night everyone ! Had such a heavenly day ! God Is Good ! My baby girl MADE IT back home , Where she belongs ! And little pizza & a "VERY SCARY "movie party with with my two best guys Ricky & Diggz Munoz! Watched (case 39 )w/Rene Zellweger& BRADLEY COOPER That little girl scared the *** out of me...though {DON'T YELL AT ME !!! } ek! Lol And more importantly : So very happy to hear that'cousin,Mandy Peña's Son , Mario and my cousin Packy ! Are doing good , after THIER terrible accident , please all , PLEASE PRAY For ALL OF MY COUSINS. Their going through a lot, right now !!! Thanks again Mandy for Filling me in ! WE'RE HERE FOR YOU AND ALL YOUR FAMILY Girl!!!

Just watching the Oscars.thankful for DVR. Ill have what Jane Fonda is having. And none of what Renee Zellweger had.

I didn't watch the Academy Awards, so what is all the chatter about Renee Zellweger's face being jammed so full of Botox that she couldn't move her face?!

Amy Adams and Renee Zellweger get my Best Dressed top honors this Academy Awards. Adams takes the win as her grand Oscar de la Renta skirt looks light and dramatic, the way a train should on a ball dress, and its powder-blue shade was the most sophisticat

I have been on a "blackout" from all news for 2 days waiting to watch the Oscars. Ben and I watched half last night and I woke up this morning excited to watch the BIG awards! Guess what.. the DVR cuts off right after best screenplay! I had to google the winners... so sad!

Renee Zellweger drunk Oscars 2013. Renne Zellweger wasted swaying at the Oscar presentation.

Am I the only one that noticed Rene Zellweger looked weird last night *** was up with her??! Anybody?!

Ok just finished watching the PVR'd Oscars... AMAZED at Kristen Stewart's ability to look and sound like a trashy high school girl in ANY context. confused by what the *** Chicago has to do with anything... (and again amazed that Renee Zellweger can make that face for 15 minutes straight. totally DON"T want to see Amour. but do want to see Django, Chasing Ice, War witch, and No from Chile. Kinda loved Barba Streisand's adieu to her dear friend Marvin Hamlisch, totally diggin' Adele and her co-writer Paul Epworth and their lovidoviness, esp. with accents.and last but not least, Seth! You are so talented, but honestly. I've made better jokes during power point presentations. bring us more Tina and Amy!

Renee Zellweger dons a T-bar dress to emphasise her sculpted frame at Berlin Fashion Week

why does Rene Zellweger always look like she's having an allergy attack?

Holy cow.. Watching the Oscars... Rene Zellweger what the???!

Kristen Stewart hobbled into the Oscars on crutches last night and when she presented with Daniel Radcliffe, she limped and twitched like a strung out pimp suffering from severe diarrhea. KStew looked like her publicist peeled her off the bathroom floor, quickly sprayed her down with a hose, threw c...

What was your favorite part of the Oscars? Let us know!

I missed the Oscars last night. Did I miss anything interesting? ~ Clair

It's always been uncomfortable for me to watch Nicole Kidman try to present nominees. I now also understand that Kristen Stewart injured her foot walking on glass, but she was either stoned, drunk, got punched in the face or all of the above before presenting last night. Right?

Did anyone else notice that Rene Zellweger could literally be blind folded with a stand of dental floss?

If Mooch Obama didn't appear on Oscar show all we'd be talking about is Jennifer Lawrence going "full Rubio" on the staircase

Fill in the blank: The most memorable moment of the Oscars was_.

Renee Zellweger drunk presenting at the Oscars. Watch Renee Zelleweger drunk at the Oscars 2012

So I'm watching the last 3/4ths of the oscars right now. I wish I had stayed up last night and chatted on FB. So many comments to discuss! What's with Rene Zellweger, is she trashed? Kristen Stewart, can't even watch her? Really? Just to name a couple...

O.K. Yes... I watched The Oscars. Question: Who is Kristin Stewart? And was she drunk or is she always just zonked out in some way? Renee Zellweger also gave off a very weird vibe. And what was with presenting La Streisand as if she were an apparition in the Grotto at Lourdes? She didn't sing very well either. What was WITH all the totally unrelated musical numbers? Jennifer Hudson got so far off from the orchestra in HER number that by the end she was in a totally different key. That "Lincoln" joke by McFarlande was truly a turd in the punch bowl. And he and Kristen Chenowith laid a big egg in their closing "tribute" to losers. Losers... they should know. The only truly amusing moment in the night was Daniel Day Lewis's acceptance speech. Ah, well.ain't it always this way. ?

I'm in a miserable mood today and the only explanation I can come up with is that I saw Renee Zellweger on TV last night.

Wow, I did not notice how wobbly Renee Zellweger was last night. I bet she isn't happy that gifs & youtube exist.

I'm trying to figure out what was funnier last night at the Oscars,... Kristen Stewart or Rene Zellweger. Zellweger was totally drunk, swaying and stumbling while presenting, and then refused to read the card when Richard Gere called her out (probably because she was so blasted she couldn't read). But Kristen Stewart was excellent too, she walked to the podium to present an award last night with all of the poise and grace of a homeless junkie ordering a hot dog from a street vendor. Nice eyes...

After winning the coveted Oscar cookie for Best Role in an orange T-shirt, here are my Oscar thoughts. We watch the Oscars from the beginning this year. A large pizza with sausage and pepperoni is picked up and we ohhh and ahhh at the outfits, the pageantry and the music. Highlights for me include: 1. The performance of Goldfinger by Shirley Bassey brings down the house as she gets a huge standing ovation. She was amazing. Adele did not throw down as well, and it was good that she could see a master at work. A quick version of ‘Memories’ by Babs Streisand was unexpected and we get to see her newest face-work. Kinda freaky but she sounded good. Her voice in her old age is not what it was but I dig the raspy quality that it has now. I was very impressed by the song and dance number between Charlize Theron and Channing Tatum. Charlize was also the hottest woman at the show this year. Between her dress, hair and sexy/elegant dancing, she stole the show.for me. Rene Zellweger looked drunk or hig ...

I know the Oscars are a political platform for the Left and always have been. Many of you will remember the whacky chic dressed like a squaw who I think was there to pick up an Oscar for Marlin Brando. I could be wrong. Anyway, last night was no different in terms of politics and I'm not even talking about Michelle Obama. I understand that the Obama's owe a great deal to Hollywood and this was a little gift of recognition for the hard work of countless celebrity campaigners. It was the political commentary from the Argo group I found most fascinating. A few of the actors and producers mentioned what a great example their movie depicted of non-violence and how talking should be used more to achieve peace. Funny thing is that the Iranian terrorists didn't know what happened. The very reason for a secret mission is that we knew negotiating with them would not end well and more blood would be spilled. The only "negotiating" that went on was with peaceful allies like Canada and Switzerland. I truly am ...

It's obvious that to this day, Rene Zellweger is still addicted to Sour Lemon Candy.

Poor Rene Zellweger, she must have had some kind of allergic reaction yesterday. Her face was so swollen she couldn't even open her eyes.;)

My notes on the Oscars last night. Ben Affleck has as recovered from life with Jennifer Lopez. Rene Renee Zellweger (hiccup)seems to be in training for the next Bridgett Jones movie. Anne Hathaway needs a meal.

About the Oscars? one word.BORING!! About Seth MacFarlane? one word. NO! So disappointing. I wish they would bring back the classy glitz and glamour of the old Hollywood, but I guess I'll never see that again, unless it's throough my old classic movie library.

Am I the only person who thought Rene Zellweger and Kristin Stewart both looked drunk last night?

I'm 99.9% sure this isn't the only cause of this awesome look(not) However, it's a start !

Finally, an explanation for why Rene Zellweger is always so squinty.

Goodness gracious. The most bizarre Oscars telecast EVER. Rene Zellweger - what WAS that?

I like her but this made me laugh..lol

I don't usually watch the Oscars because as Benn Affleck so aptly put it, "...there are many pictures that don't even get nominated." I flipped iy on last night as Richard Gere, Queen Latifah, and Rene Zellweger were presenting the Oscar for best director. What was with Rene? Was she stoned or plastered? She shouldn't have even been up there.

Ok! What was with Rene Zellweger last night? She looked like she was drunk as a skunk. She should wait til the after parties to start hooting the sauce. Lol!!!

Here is my compressed top ten judgments of the 1. Adele is awesome but Looks like she had 'The Life of Pie" 2. Kristen Stewart's arm looks like she dated Chris Brown 3. Queen Latifah looked like a giant Smore in that white Dress 4. Quentin Tarantino looks like his face was put together by Picasso 5. Presenters were having as much trouble opening the envelopes as Renee Zellweger has opening her eyes 6.Travolta is so far in the closet he can see Narnia 7.The movie Amour looks like me after watching the Òscar 8.Radcliffe's eyebrows look like magnetic shavings from the old toy see below .. 9. Jennifer Lawrence can take a trip with me anytime 10. I want that Ted Puppet!!

Not an Anne Hathaway fan (all that fake humility) but she looked great last night. As did Renee Zellweger & Stacy Kiebler.

Thoughts on Oscars.. Fashion was lovely. Charlize Theron.. INCREDIBLE!!! Jessica Chastain.. stunning, Reese Witherspoon.. hair off the charts and smashing in blue and black. I loved Naomi Watts .. avant garde and sexy. Amy Adams looked absolutely gorgeous in Dove Gray. Disasters for me.. Anne Hathaway.. fit terrible, pretty color, but I thought she simply missed the mark for her big night. I thought Melissa McCarthy's hair was way too big. Renee Zellweger was a hot mess.. what has happening there???

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Rene Zellweger and Boyfriend Doyle Bramhall III Pack on the PDA in Hawaii ...

If nobody else has said it yet, I'm claiming it right now: "Zellwegered" is my new favorite euphemism for being drunk in public!

Exquweeze me, but what was up with Zellweger tonight?? Why is no one dissecting that weirdness? Something was happening there, and it weren't pretty.

Is it just me or is Rene Zellweger high or drunk or somethin'?

Anyone catch the Oscar's last night? What in the world was up with Rene Zellweger?? She looked like a grumpy old something.

Is it just me or was Rene Zellweger wasted on stage at the Oscars???

Miss the Oscars? Halle Barry looked like a million bucks... again. Jennifer Lawrence recreated Scarlett Ohara stairs scene. Anne Hathaway was perky. Renee Zellweger looked stoned. Michelle Obama surprised everyone. Jennifer Anniston was there in red. Bradley Cooper is smoking hot. Jennifer Chastain was gorgeous. One guy wore a kilt. Beards are in. Melissa McCarthy wore a sheet. Seth MacFarlane had guts. Nora Jones was retro-dreamy. Kristen Stewart had bed head. Adelle's eyelashes keep getting longer. Jennifer Hudson is a rock star. John Travolta, George Clooney and Catherine Zeta-Jones are still hot. Mark Wahlberg is still annoying. Babs still has pipes. Jack Nicholson is still creepy. Dustin Hoffman is still short. Sound editing people don't get haircuts. Daniel Day Lewis won wearing too-small pants. Amazing salute to movie musicals. Lincoln made history. Argo won best movie. Lots of great movies in 2012. What did I miss?

Kristen Stewart looked like a total crack head.

Also, the Oscar for biggest hot mess disaster goes to: Rene Zellweger

Wishing you all smaller hangovers than Rene Zellweger will have in the morning

I know I'm late to the game, but I just realized that Renee Zellweger looks like Jeff Dunham's "old man puppet"

"It's not hard. It's acting. Rene Zellweger just makes it look that way." -Peter Griffin

Thanks Sue Sena for hosting an amazing Oscars party coupled with the celebration of Jamie's birthday. Best part of the night definitely was getting to spend it with the most hilarious/amazing group of friends on the planet.

Did anyone else notice that Rene Zellweger didn't read the card... she kind of refused to read it and kept passing it on to everyone else. Weird.

Wonderful Oscar party tonight. Thanks to my beautiful friend Kelly. Great crowd and great food. Pics to come. My comments on the Oscars is that the one movie I wanted to see was Argo and now I will. And.what up with Renee Zellweger. I mean, really.

What surprised you about the winners at the Oscars?

Renee Zellweger and Sandra Bullock - try to hold back a bit on the plastic surgery. You're both looking more and more like a 50-year-old Michael Jackson.

Is it just us, or were Rene zellweger and Kristen Stewart a little high?

Renee Zellweger suffers from the early stages of Gilbert Gottfried Staring At The Sun Disease.. .

Favorite part of tonight...Rene Zellweger! Oh yeah and the FLOTUS!

A pretty entertaining Oscar night. Man, those Hollywood types are odd. What was going on with Rene Zellweger? Whatever she was on, she should have shared some with Kristin Stewart. I have never seen anyone on a stage that seemed so uncomfortable and awkward.

Another year. Another massive disappointment in The Oscars...

Jennifer Lawrence had the worst and best moment of her life tonight. Is she regretting her dress now? DDL had by far the best speech. So happy about Ang Lee winning. I hate the perpetual perkiness that is Anne Freakin Hathaway. SHIRLEY BASSEY! JHud was brilliant but what was wrong with Adele's microphone? Kristen Stewart needs a comb and almost smiled once. Can Rene Zellweger either retire or deflate her cheeks and lips, and open her eyes? Who was best dressed? No one stands out as a clear winner for me. Halle Berry or Jennifer Garner maybe... What were your Oscar thoughts?

So...what was up with Renee Zellweger and Catherine Zeta Jones presenting one of the Oscars. Body language from both of them were suspiciously hostile.or maybe I have always wondered if Renee Z. was a little upset by CZJ winning in 2003 as Best Supporting Actress in Chicago. Either that, or the two of them had a little too much to drink. Of course, this is just an observation.

I love the movies, and watched the Oscars every year with my Mom. I missed her tonight. I love to see the stars and all of the dresses and jewelry. This year's show annoyed me right off the bat with the hosts of the red carpet arrival show. Kristen Chenoweth, Hey Girrrll, Get over here, girrrlll, Oh, girrlll, You go girrrl. Give me a break, girl. Then there was a woman named Kelly, who said, "Let me ast you this, and I just want to ast you, and has anyone ever ast you. I think if you are going to be a tv host, you should be able to speak English. That's just me. Then the Oscar host Seth McFarlane. I never heard of him. He was NOT even remotely amusing. Not one bit. Every one of his jokes fell flat. He does have a nice singing voice though. Random thoughts: How does Adele keep her eyes open with all of those fake lashes? Does anyone think that looks attractive? I thought that it looked like two roaches on her eyelids. Does anyone else think that Renee Zellweger always looks like she smel ...

In a nutshell...the show sorta sucked. It was *** hum in my opinion. I expected more from TDK I mean, Seth MacFarlane. Adele sucked, Babs rocked it for an old chick.Halle was hot, Charlize lost me with the short hair and off the rack gown.Ben was breathtaking and he truly loves his wife and I love that.Clooney hot, but chick too spray tanned, Meryl picked her butt...super classy.Michele Obama has no personality and ruined the Best Picture announcement.and that is not even because I am a REPUBLICAN--and William Shatner in the opener was uncalled for.Bradley Coopers smile is electrifying...Sally Field looks better than most 40 yrs olds..Kristen Stewart is on her way to Lindsay Lohan status.Daniel Day Lewis bugs the crap out of me.Steven Spielberg got shined by his own peeps.GO ANG.and Rene Zellweger had to have been wasted-

Award shows are so Boring... I DVR them and skip past the CRAP!!! So I will say the Best dressed was Hale Berry and Charlize Theron, The Best Drunk off her *** award goes to Rene Zellweger, She looked like a Weeble Wobble up there and I am sure we will read about her entering rehab soon... Have a Great Week Everybody!!!

So was Rene Zellweger drunk or what? And her cheeks and eyes were so puffy! I didn't even recognize her at first...weird!

LOVED the Oscars tonight! Seth Macfarlane owned that stage, and Ben Affleck's speech was actually really moving...

8:19pm Me:"Renee Zellweger cant even open her eyes anymore" My mom: " she hasn't been able to open her eyes in years"

So, Rene Zellweger. Can you stand without swaying & falling asleep while presenting/reading in front of millions of viewers? :0

Did anyone else think the actor's ages were showing? Renee Zellweger, Sandra Bullock...I was quite surprised!

A German wins supporting role but Foreign language film is from Austria all very fitting since Christopher Plummer presented Melissa mc carthy's dress was made by a paper man. Bradly cooper was in a movie about a brave African American family. James Bond is 50 Shirley Bassie was 90 and looked 40 Tigers finally represented as equals in film as they rude above their slave days in Vegas. Tiger unchanged! Thank you Siegfried and Roy. And ang lee wins for broke back tiger. Siegfried and Roy challenge this decision- saying, "he's not the first to tag a tiger" Who knew gandolf was such a wizard at photography. Jennifer Lawrence is head over heals for Oscar. sound editing is so competitive!!! Russell crow sings live. Renee Zellweger does not cuz she a drunk eyeless *** Jennifer Hudson!!! Oscar overall. Fine.

Oh, and best dressed.It's a tie between Jessica Chastain and Rene Zellweger.

I saw someone trash Renee Zellweger on a TV page on here for looking bad- don't agree with them. She could have used a little more makeup or a pretty necklace, but I didn't think she looked that bad. What did you guys think?

Argo wins but the best part was watching Rene Zellweger tweaking out. Anyone else notice that... Very happy for Adele and Anne

Rene Zellweger is as high as a kite. What s she on?

Hey Rene Zellweger, open your BLOODY EYES, you look ridiculous... Geez

I feel ashamed to ask but did Rene Zellweger have a stroke?

SO, the Oscars. in my humble opinion, the jokes were CRASS and disgusting. WHO decided the Academy Awards gives permission for: 1. Thanking everyone in the entire world for your success, 2. Endlessly talking about how wonderful everyone else in your category did - when YOU won. 3. Giving us the names of 25 people we will never hear of again.4. Dieting yourself down to nothing so that everybody thinks being 2 inches wide is OK.5. Making up songs that celebrate ANYBODY'S BOOBS.6. Putting the orchestra in ANOTHER BUILDING and piping the music. 7. And on and on. BLAH. Let me do the thing next year - and if you talk more than 15 seconds, you drop through the floor!

Norah Jones, Renee Zellweger, Queen Latifa, Charlize Theron etc. What is with this horrendous Western habit of not accessorizing acres of bare ears, necks and wrists while spending thousands of dollars on fabric and facials? The lack of sparkling jewelry really offends me as an Indian woman and marketer.

Colton James Wright: Daniel Day-Lewis is British!? They got a British guy to play an American president!?

I think I should quit while I'm ahead after the Rene Zellweger picture. Don't think I can top that. I wish they'd just give Hugh Jackman so I could go to sleep

I'll have what jane fonda's having.

People with good surgeons- Jane Fona and Barbara Streisand. Renee Zellweger and John Travolta should ask for cards. I know. Meow.

Um, was Rene Zellweger drunk or high? eeep!?

My husband on Rene Zelleweger- "Rene Zelleweger looks like she sucked face with a waffle iron."

Renee Zellweger looked like a white Kermit the Frog. or head.

Catherine Zeta-Jones and Queen Latifah make Rene Zellweger look like a child.

I'm pretty sure Rene Zellweger was wasted or under the influence while presenting an award..did anyone else see that??!

Renee Zellweger looked like she was on something..

Is Kristen Stewart preparing to play the role of Courtney Love?

Think I'm a pretty decent respectful dude, but so scored bad points.never, I mean NEVER audibly express yer thoughts/comments re: hollywood when the oscars are on AND females present.ooops, bad move morrill.

What happened to Kristen Stewart and Rene Zellweger? I know Stewart has a foot injury, but DANG!

Rene Zellweger must be messed up out of her gourd.and Charlize Theron is amazingly graceful and gorgeous. that is all. :)

Rene Zellweger should consider skipping a few Botox injections.

I guess those envelopes should have been brailed for Rene Zellweger to announce the winners. Dies she not read?

OM frekin nerves!!!.I thought I'd never say this...but I wish I was Dustin Hoffman right about NOW.

Rene Zellweger hardly any make up AND no earings?

Who's watching the walking dead instead of the Oscars? After seeing Renee Zellweger and Kristen Stewart I think the Oscars are the walking dead!

My Vote Salma Hayek, Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Aniston.. all natural, NO PLASTIC surgeon work done.. (yet) it's sad.. i dont reconize some women movie stars.. their face is all "plasticed" out.. and look like martians.. lol!

Rene Zellweger is totally trashed... Poor thing

Adele is simply radiant... Love her hair... And now she has an Oscar.. Now can someone tell me why Rene Zellweger looks horrific.. Lay off the plastic surgery Rene and age as gracefully as Dame Shirley Bassey (age 76 lol)...seriously she looked awesome!

I think Rene Zellweger had a fist fill of SourPatch candy in her mouth.

What the heck happened to Renee Zellweger???

what's going on with Rene Zellweger face?

Is it just me, or does Rene Zellweger look like she's high?

Kristin Stewart and Rene Zellweger obviously have the same dealer...just sayin...

Who else thinks the Oscars should be set up just like the Golden Globes? Let 'em drink and have a good time!

what's up with the homecoming updos Nora Jones and Salma Hayek? what's up your butt Rene Zellweger?

An to Renee Zellweger for the best Melanie Griffith impersonation ever

Omg. Rene Zellweger. Wants going on with you??? Hammered.

Ok, so am I right, Rene Zellweger sooo wasted ??? She couldn't even talk... Too funny! Btw, I really like Seth!

Is Rene Zellweger loaded??? LOL. Can't stand straight, can't read or talk, eyes only slits!

Rene Zellweger looks like she had a very Tight plastic surgery open your eyes girl .

I feel bad that Rene Zellweger can't read.

Kristen Stewart couldn't wash her hair? Why is she even at the Oscars?

Life of Pi?.. First i'de like to thank the apples,Granny Smith and Mcintosh, with out you there would be no pi, to the best supporting rolls, butter and brown sugar, just awsome, and holding the entire cast to gether was crust, at 375 degrees for an hour you are just amazing.oh.im forgetting some one... ice cream, yes! that one scoop of vanila, with out you it would be just pi, but you, you made it ALAMODE!

Is Rene Zellweger drunk or just very odd.?

Renee Zellweger and Gilbert Gottfried should have a squint-off.

Nice to see Gilbert Gottfried, I mean Renee Zellweger sharing the stage with the cast of Chicago

Who is more wasted: Kristen Stewart or Renee Zellweger?

Renee Zellweger, bravely refusing to die from malaria.

Did anyone else notice that something was not right with Renee Zellweger? Was she drunk? Richard Gere turned to her to anounce the winner and she couldn't react and Queen Latifa jumped in to say it!

Norah Jones unearthed from the same time capsule as Renee Zellweger

Renee Zellweger is the female version of Gilbert Gottfried. Them eyes.

Anyone else think Renee Zellweger was dipping in the sauce before her appearance? Geez...she can hardly stand up or hold her eyes open (or maybe that's the plastic surgery).

Renee Zellweger has a worse squint than Gilbert Gottfried

Renee Zellweger has now morphed into looking like Tracy Gold and Holly Hunter combined

I am pretty sure Rene Zellweger is hammered...or worse...she can't even keep her balance to present.get it together! Lol

I think Rene Zellweger needs to see an optometrist.

Is Rene Zellweger stoned? If not she needs to fire her makeup artist. She looks different. But her butt shot looked good.

What happens when Renee Zellweger gets stoned?

The Oscars taught us what we already wondered: Can Renée Zellweger read? No, she cannot.

Rene Zellweger. What...what's going on, dear?! You doing okay?

We're all in agreement that Renee Zellweger looks terrible, right?

Renee Zellweger's eyelids just gave up

I don't want to say Renee Zellweger is dead in the face, but she looks like she spent the night at Oscar Pistorius's house.

Jesus, how bright it is up there? Poor Renee Zellweger can't even open her eyes.

You know its too much Botox when you can't see whats right in front of you Zellweger

Best performance trying not to be wasted while presenting goes to... RENEE ZELLWEGER!

Renee Zellweger is reliving her scene from Bridget Jones where she's too drunk to be at the fancy people party

Renee Zellweger'a face looks like the face from a Warhead wrapper

I seriously cannot stand Kristen Stewart and Renee Zellweger looks drunk

Renée Zellweger is acting like I do when I drink a lil' too much in front of my mom, but I try to hold it together.

Renee Zellweger is a walking PSA for the effects on sucking on too many lemons.

Okay, I'm not watching but I guess people are insulting Renee Zellweger and calling her illiterate? I mean if she actually is, you suck

Is it me or does Renée Zellweger looks like she's desperately trying to hold in a sneeze?

I want Renee Zellweger & French Stewart to star in a movie about people who squint for no reason. Taylor Swift can direct it.

Insult Renee Zellweger all you want she's amazing

Renee Zellweger needs to lay off the plastic surgery...unless thats her natural look, then maybe she needs it!

Why is Renee Zellweger giving me the stink eye?

"Renee Zellweger looks like Meredith Grey in a car accident."-

Renee Zellweger looks really drunk and ugly!!

I want my ringtone to be Renee Zellweger saying "Skyfall from Skyfall."

Is it just me or is Renee Zellweger drunk?

Renée Zellweger's face is looking busted. Or at least more busted than usual.

renee zellweger ??? I just don't know what to say. She couldn't read the winner's name, I don't understand

Renee Zellweger always looks like she’s trying to figure out the ending of Donnie Darko.

Has Queen Latifah been sucking the life out of Renee Zellweger?! Remember how different these two women looked ten years ago?!

I...am actually kind of concerned about Renee Zellweger. For several reasons. - J

So sad to hear from everyone that Renee Zellweger has yet to recover from being Renee Zellweger.

So Renee Zellweger is about to fall over, and Seth McJerk just made a *** joke to go with the fat, sexist, anti-semitic and racist stuff

Why did we have the awkward moment that it looked like Renee Zellweger can't read

Ya snooze ya lose, Renée Zellweger. Queen Latifah WILL read off that name if you don't.

Renee Zellweger, you're drunk go home.

When I looked at Renee Zellweger's face I couldn't stop thinking about that mine that collapsed on those Peruvian miners.

I miss the days when Renee Zellweger didn't look like she ate a coconut-sized lemon.

Do you guys remember when Renee Zellweger had eyes?

Renee Zellweger arrives as a Ghost of Christmas Future for Jennifer Lawrence, bearing warning about Botox.

I think maybe someone needs to carry Renee Zellweger backstage while the cameras are elsewhere.-H

Was it me or was Renee Zellweger just outta it hah

Did Renee Zellweger forget her glasses or something?

Is Renee zellweger drunk at the oscars# ?

Renee Zellweger appears to have visited a taxidermist.

Imagine Renee Zellweger opening her eyes all the way. You can't.

Renee Zellweger has just proven that you can indeed be TOO high.

Someone take the lemon out of Renee Zellweger's mouth.

Renee Zellweger is on some kind of Angel Dust.

Is rene zellweger drunk? Why does she keep twitching her eye and acting like she can't stand

So Rene Zellweger is a friggin wreck huh? Wow...

I think Zellweger is drunk. Enough with the duck face, Rene!

I have never noticed how many people are actually drunk presenting thank Kristin Stewart and Rene Zellweger.

Rene Zellweger, you can't read with your eyes closed. Ha!

Rene Zellweger is on something. She looks terrible.

Rene Zellweger could use a touch of makeup for this stage appearance

The transformation of Renee Zellweger into Dianne Wiest is proceeding as I have foreseen it.

Who let Rene Zellweger on stage? She seriously looks like she's about to pass out!

is it just me or does Rene Zellweger seem to have started her after party libations a little early?

What the heck is wrong with Rene Zellweger?

What is going on with Renee Zellweger?

I have a confession. My own personal *** is composing of Taylor Swift and Renee Zellweger staring with their squinty eyes and singing to me 24/7.

Is Rene Zellweger stoned or has she just had an awful facelift? Or what?

Rene zellweger, super high or bad botox?

Rene Zellweger looks two sheets to the wind. She can't even stand up without swaying lol

What?? Rene Zellweger looks so F'd up at the Oscars she can't open her eyes, stand still, or read who won!!!

Rene Zellweger is totally drunk up there!

Rene Zellweger squints better than Clint Eastwood. "Dyin' aint much of a livin', boy"

IM so weak right now.is it me or is Rene Zellweger drunk as duck...lmao

Wowsers, Rene Zellweger needs to stay away from the bar!

Rene Zellweger is looking puffy and sweatier than ever while she white knuckles it to keep from acting out.

Rene zellweger is continually having her butt kicked by Father Time.

“I'm convinced Renee Zellweger is an alien. Invasion of the body snatchers.

I'm 75% sure that Rene Zellweger does not have eyeballs.

2 questions: why are they featuring Chicago so much? Is Rene Zellweger ok?

Rene Zellweger makes Kristen Stewert look like she's stone cold sober. Rene is bobbing and weaving more than Muhamid Ali

I thought it was telling that when Richard Gere told Renee Zellweger to read the card, she couldn't. Poor thing doesn't open her eyes clearly because she is trying to hide her illiteracy.

Rene Zellweger...what is wrong with you?! Pain Killers?? That was just plain weird...

What did Rene Zellweger and Catherine zeta jones do to their faces? Jesus, enough with the Botox already.

OMG Renee Zellweger!!! Is it a nose job? Cheek implants? Face lift? Weight loss? Botox? Not judging, you just do not look like.YOU!!!

"It was at that moment that we discovered... Rene Zellweger could not read!" - Will Stanford

Dan: "She (Rene Zellweger) couldn't read who won because her eyes were closed."

Is Rene zellweger high or drunk. Please vote.

It's official Rene Zellweger has no eyes.

If Rene Zellweger and French Stewart had a baby it would be born without eyes.

Was Rene zellweger that drunk that she could not read the card.

I am forever fascinated by how Rene Zellweger is able to see anything.

Why did Rene zellweger look so stupid just now ?

Some of these celebs needs to b banned from all plastic surgeons.( I.E. Renee Zellweger) and others

And Rene Zellweger most recently known for her latest gig... Babysitting her sister's kids.

Is it just me or does anyone else think Rene Zellweger needs a makeup artist and a hairdresser?

Rene Zellweger is drunk. That is all!

Renee Zellweger is starting to look like Gilbert Gottfried.

Ok so earlier Rene zellweger looked hammered- now they at least redid her hair - but OH MY she can't even see straight!

Ha! I think Rene Zellweger forgot how to read

Renee Zellweger couldn't even open her eyes enough to read the winner!?!?!?! STOP SQUINTING YOUR WHOLE FACE!!!

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