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Penn Jillette

Penn Fraser Jillette (born March 5, 1955) is an American illusionist, comedian, musician, and best-selling author known for his work with fellow magician Teller in the team Penn & Teller, and advocacy of atheism, scientific skepticism, libertarianism and free market capitalism.

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My favorite thing about the internet is you get to into the private world of creeps without having to smell them." ~ Penn Jillette
Penn Jillette, Lil Jon, Trace Adkins at the All Star Celebrity Apprentice Red Carpet in New York: via
"If you wear your hair like Joey Ramone, don’t eat fire." -Penn Jillette
Talib Kweli, Penn Jillette, and Common all at that poetry slam. Dope
On page 108 of 228 of Sock, by Penn Jillette
Reasons Nick Gillespie talks with the one-and-only Penn Jillette about his best-selling new book, God, No!: Signs You May Already Be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales, his friendship with Glenn Beck, skepticism versus cynicism, the role of religion in terrorism, why he's a libertarian, and much mor…
Magician PENN JILLETTE has been bombarded with death threats over his outspoken atheist views.
Strange that many liberal folk clueless about their own faith. Even atheist Penn Jillette knows better:
Penn Jillette says he, Richard Dawkins and Trey Parker compared death threats about their atheism:
Penn Jillette's death threats over atheist rants via
Penn Jillette called me Boss when I got his autograph after a show. So I got that going for me.
Make drugs legal to save lives: Penn Jillette - City air news provide the various type of news of various...
Everyday Is An Atheist Holiday - More Magical Tales from the Author of God, No! - Penn Jillette: Everyday Is An...
"We have no idea what the center of our being is, but we hope it's chocolate cream." -Penn Jillette
Penn Jillette on receiving death threats over his atheism
"How much do u have to hate someone to believe eternal life is possible and not tell them?” -Penn Jillette, atheist
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On page 88 of 228 of Sock, by Penn Jillette
Penn Jillette: Make drugs legal to save lives
Make drugs legal to save lives: Penn Jillette - Business Insider (and he's a magician so he must be right)
"How much do you have to hate somebody to believe that everlasting life is possible and not tell them that?" - Penn Jille…
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Two more words: Penn Jillette. Two last words connected by an "and": Razor and Blade. :)
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Los Angeles, May 22 American actor Penn Jillette has urged policy-makers in the US to legalise all drugs, insisti...
Penn Jillette wants drugs to be legal to save lives. Oh, Penn. How we've missed your presence.
I liked a video John Stossel with Penn Jillette
So Nathan and I are walking down the street in DC today, and totally saw/stood by Penn Jillette... Also, Katie and I spoke to a man in NYC who was good friends with George Jung during his reign before incarceration... two crazy famous people experiences in less than 4 days!
A direct quote from outspoken atheist Penn Jillette. Couldn't put it into better words if I tried. .
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This may be the best Penn Jillette costume I’ve ever seen.
Richard Dawkins & Lawrence Krauss screen The Unbelievers New York Times bestselling author Richard Dawkins will tour the United States in April to screen his new film, The Unbelievers, and answer audience questions. The evolutionary biologist is joined by internationally known physicist Lawrence Krauss, and at one stop by magician Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller. Filmmakers Gus Holwerda and Luke Holwerda of Black Chalk Productions will also appear and take questions. The film is a road trip documentary that follows Dawkins and Krauss as they make stops around the world, from Australia to New York, to speak out for reason and science. “One of the most remarkable things about making The Unbelievers,” said Gus Holwerda, “was to reveal the Richard Dawkins that you don’t see in public life. He can be a bulldog at the podium when it comes to defending science and reason, but in the film we see him for the person he is, extremely warm and personable.” Several celebrities appear in the film to support Da ...
Jillette and Teller were introduced to one another by Wier Chrisimer, and performed their first show together at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival in August 1975. From the late 1970s through 1981, Penn, Teller, and Chrisimer performed as a trio called "The Asparagus Valley Cultural Society" which played in San Francisco at the Phoenix Theater. Chrisimer helped to develop some bits that continued, most notably Teller's "Shadows" trick, which involves a single red rose. The group disbanded in 1981 after Chrisimer quit show business, leaving Penn Jillette and Teller to work as a pair.
What will you ask Richard Dawkins and Lawrence Krauss, live on stage, hosted by Penn Jillette? See movie trailer, buy tickets at
Eventful evening: Met Victor Ortiz, Tim Tebow and Penn Jillette. Bumped into Mickey Rourke and Mel Gibson. Caught my first KISS show. Strengthened a few friendships. Grew dog tired. Is it time for Robocop yet?
"Magic is the Special Olympics of entertainment" - Penn Jillette.
"Well not a big risk. A big risk would be riding a motorcycle...while on crack." I love Penn Jillette. He's funny.
Penn Jillette explains why Social Security is stupid
Penn Jillette explains the most expensive card trick ever to Opie and Anthony with video of the actual trick.
“What I have a problem with is not so much religion or god, but faith. When you say you believe something in your heart and therefore you can act on it, you have completely justified the 9/11 bombers. You have justified Charlie Manson. If it's true for you, why isn't it true for them? Why are you different? If you say "I believe there's an all-powerful force of love in the universe that connects us all, and I have no evidence of that but I believe it in my heart," then it's perfectly okay to believe in your heart that Sharon Tate deserves to die. It's perfectly okay to believe in your heart that you need to fly planes into buildings for Allah.” --Penn Jillette
In about 2 very short months, our pork will be ready for processing. Members, I will be contacting you regarding butchers and cut requests. Our favorite butcher is Lahontan Valley Meats in Fallon, but we'll try to accommodate any requests to take the pigs to alternate butchers. Prepare... for bacon! :) And in honor of this decree of upcoming BACON: "Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.'" -Penn Jillette
That is not a completely accurate statement, Penn Jillette is a perfect example of live and let live. No offense.
"Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby." Penn Jillette
PLEASE get Penn Jillette on the podcast! just heard an old O&A with you two. Together you could break the internet!
Great meditation on how art is really made: Penn Jillette: Beatles, bootlegs and Vermeer
Video: Penn Jillette, Opie, and Anthony, and the Most Expensive Card Trick Ever (with the actual video of...
"My advice is the day you start your first job, you begin looking for a better one. When you get that one, start looking for an even better one. Keep doing this until you are working for yourself." Penn Jillette
Roger time to fire the Godless Greg Gutfeld.
Seriously, Penn Jillette, too? Again, I love the guest stars on this show! ^_^
Why does America keep putting Penn Jillette on celebrity competition shows? He is such a *** and so f'ing annoying.
(Thanks to Retna for the (in)direct inspiration. The following quote fits our situation in Namibia like a glove) When I was a kid, politicians wanted to avoid talking about religion if they could. John F. Kennedy couldn't duck the issue, being Catholic and all. So how did he address it? By reminding Americans that religion shouldn't be an issue, that he was concentrating on big things like poverty and hunger and leading the space race. Penn Jillette
"There is nothing I love more than an overextended metaphor." -Penn Jillette. Me too,
so who is your favorite atheist personality? Dawkins? Hitch? David Silvermen? Ricky Gervais? someone else? for me it is more a group of people as much as i love Dawkins, and come to love and respect Christopher Hitchens, and admire David Silvermans composure when he is being used as a punching bag by Fox news. it is the figures that bring atheism into the living rooms of normal people like Ricky Gervais, Penn Jillette, Seth MacFarlane. public figures that people have liked for years and the fact that their atheists doesn't matter...these people may have heard that Ricky is an atheist but it doesnt matter. public figures like these help to make atheism less "scary" for the masses, and that is why they are my favorite
Join us as Penn Jillette, Michael Goudeau, and YOU discuss the news of the week. We'll examine religious news, talk about monkeys, and anything else that seems funny or makes us mad. We'll also take your suggestions for things you feel like talking about. In addition, until he gets chucked o...
is that penn jillette? No, but makes a great MC. Good job Travis!
Your picture with Penn Jillette implies otherwise.
PETA kills more animals then it saves.
Lola's Thought for the Day You cannot fix a broken heart by pretending it's not broken. ~ Penn Jillette
Before animal rights ppl get twisted up abt Joe Namath's fur coat, they should see how many animals kills
you may have heard this quote from Penn Jillette before. Too bad not all evangelize with love though
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was right, PETA kills more animals per-year than it takes in and saves
Libertarian Penn Jillette debates the Science Guy Bill Nye on his weekly podcast, "Penn's Sunday School". Bill was on to discuss the fake article that had hi...
Fat man waddles to the lectern, Patting one of his hairpieces. Speaking through his hairy nostrils, He lectures us on Jesus. Jealous of his status, Question him, he'll hate us. Love him in his weakness And his faith in Jesus. Fat man waddles his way homeward, Meditating on his thesis. Wandering the city park, He's looked upon by Jesus. Blind to what's around him, Grace and light surround him In a love that never ceases From his faith in Jesus.     Once he climbed     A mountaintop so high.     When he came down     He was blinded in one eye. Fat man wakes up every morning, Eats his eggs and bacon. Staring out the window dreaming of Journeys never taken. There's safety found in duty. Danger hides in beauty. The bitter life is sweetest With faith in Jesus.     Once a one-eyed man     Walked a desert by the sea.     When he returned     He could no longer see. Fat man waddles to the pulpit, Dreaming while he preaches Of a girl who got away And left him there with Jesus. He knows he wa ...
"It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor and suffering people yourself is compassion. Voting for our government to use guns to give money to help poor and sufferin..." - Penn Jillette quotes from BrainyQuote.com
I would like to see Ken Ham debate Penn Jillette. That would be entertaining.
Earlier this week I heard this story on Radiolab. The main subject is about a pair of mind readers who were famous on Australian radio in the 1950s (20 million listeners famous, supposedly 20 million was roughly the population of Australia at the time). Told partially by the couple's grandson, the grandson and the hosts struggle to guess how the couple did their "trick" of mind reading throughout the story as well as recount tales etc. What I found more fascinating though (and why I am posting this here), is the final commentary by Penn Jillette (of Penn and Teller). I was struck by how he describes is broad terms the mechanics behind of how a magic trick is done, I found a strange allegorical similarity between how he describes that "that there is only one secret in magic and ...that is that you can not have a beautiful secret" to the production behind artworks (which is of course my business)... Just listen, perhaps I think you will see where I'm going with this. I also found it compelling that Penn st ...
to paraphrase Penn Jillette, I'd sacrifice every puppy on earth if it would save one homeless person with AIDS.
"'Psycho' is fascinating philosophically, because the point of 'Psycho' is that everything that's bad happens because of love." - Penn Jillette quotes from BrainyQuote.com
bonus: Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving. Penn Jillette.
Me gustó un video de Penn Jillette: Don't Leave Atheists Out on Christmas
"If you want to find utopia, take a hard right on money and a hard left on sex, and then it's straight ahead." - Penn Jillette
Clay Aiken is running for congress for North Carolina. In other news, DMX is running for president with his vice-president Penn Jillette; they're running on the platform of rubber shoes for ducks, and free cars for underprivileged cats. They announced that their Secretary of Treasury will be 50 Cent, since, quote, "that dawg's name is money, therefore, he a money man".
“It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza.” ― Penn Jillette
Penn Jillette, of the famed magic and comedy act, "Pen & Teller," tells it like it is. Penn is a professed atheist. He does not believe in God. After a show one night, a man whom based on this interaction I believe was a Gideon, complimented him, looked him in the eyes with honesty and love and gave him a Gideon Pocket New Testament. Did it change Penn's beliefs? Probably not. But it did lead him to make a video and share it. He makes a profound statement concerning proselytizing.. to paraphrase, "How much would you have to hate someone if you believed in something as big and important as what the Bible says, eternal life, etc. and not tell them?" He is still an atheist, but he appreciated the guy sharing God's word with him.
So this daiquiri factory thing is apparently big. Boycotting a place that makes a rape joke does not end or even fight rape. That joke dies not perpetuate rape or lead to it. Emotionally uneven and mentally unstable cause or commit rape. To borrow from penn jillette, i rape all i want, and that want is zero. Censorship is not how we fix the world. So i declare a boycott of the boycott. If you dont like the joke, dont go there or dont order that drink. Or find some charity the helps women who need it. Dont just blow a whistle on someone else.
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Classic Opie & Anthony: Penn Jillette, Part II (11/01/07-01/28/14) Penn Jillette is a friend of the show and an amazing guest, this part one of two of all of his Opie & Anthony appearances. This upload covers 11/01/07 to 09/... From: Steven Knight Views: 1234 16 ratings Time: 06:22:54 More in ...
Ok seriously... Now we just have to convince Penn Jillette to debate Ray Cumfart.
This new 9-minute video, for which embedding has been disabled, shows magician Penn Jillette relating engaging and affectionate stories about fellow atheists, beginning with Hitchens, when Jillette...
I miss Penn Jillette. I need more of him in my life.
Magician Penn Jillette has been doing magic with his silent partner Teller for years! I've seen them perform in Vegas a few times, and they are always incredibly entertaining. Jillette is now in the process of making a feature length horror film called Director's Cut. Jillette wrote the screenplay f...
Just ran into Penn Jillette at Starbucks in Vegas! He's a BIG dude!!!
Ugh...where's Penn Jillette when you need him.
Tomorrow, there will be "Ice, Ice, Baby" everywhere! But did you know of the "ice" sighting in Freeport last summer? Last year, Vanilla Ice, Herschel Walker, Florence Henderson, Penn Jillette, Tiffany, and Judy Gold, were in Freeport for the Rachael VS Guy Cookout at "Batting 1000" indoor sports arena right here in Freeport! Of course the show's namesake were here to and Guy...man. He's such a great Guy. I hope they had a chance to see what else is out here in our Village.
The first image is of Vermeer's "The Music Lesson". At right Texas inventor Tim Jenison's demonstration of "how he did it", in full and detail. Non-painter Jenner recreated the setting exactly and used optical devices to precisely replicate Vermeer's results. Camera obscura and a special mirror were involved is the thesis promoted in a documentary in current release, "Tim's Vermeer". It was produced by illusionist Penn Jillette who subscribes to the view that Vermeer's art was a trick. Do you?
Ralph Epperson Penn Jillette y postcards are NO LONGER A PENNY APIECE . but long distance calls have gone from DOLLARS to being free!!! And the reason is . THE GOVERNMENT DOES NOT CONTROL THE TELEPHONE SERVICE . but does control the post office!
here's the question on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire : in 2006 in the midst of being robbed, which magician actually you sleight of hand to hide his wallet and passport and make his pockets with empty. a) David Copperfield b) David Blaine c) Criss Angel d) Penn Jillette. I got this question right by deductive reasoning and rephrasing the question to myself . which magician looks like the most likely to be robbed ? Lol which one is your guess?
Dreamt I met Penn Jillette. I asked him if he could do it over again, would he have interviewed Billy West, or Mel Blanc (even though the latter died in 1989). I was shocked to find out he didn't know who Mel Blanc was.
Lourd De Veyra really has that Penn Jillette vibe :)
Magician Penn Jillette at Centre for Inquiry in Toronto. An exclusive evening with the skeptical funnyman talking about his experiences as a skeptic and athe...
There were no athiests before Darwin, but deists. Atheism in a phrase is "I don't know". - Penn Jillette Agnostic is not being able to know. Atheism is do you believe in god? The answer is still too many questions unanswered questions so he didn't know... -Penn Jillette
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Penn Jillette half of the magical duo of Penn and Teller was recently on the food network as a contestant on one of the shows. No one probably notices, but the ring finger of his left hand has a bright red painted fingernail. This was explained by him in one of his shows I happened to be watching. When he was younger he was told by his Mamma that hands were important, and their cleanliness and appearance was important as to the integrity of the man. So in answering he, painting this fingernail with polish, he asked her, "Like this?" So out of respect love and the honor of his beloved mother he continues to keep that one fingernail painted in the same bright red nail polish to this very day. It's remarkable how simple of a tribute he has made, and for so few to know what it represents... We all should show as much for our own loved ones. Mike
Anyone know of organizations like Opportunity Village in other cities besides Las Vegas? They give vocational training, job placement services, art classes, etc. to intellectually challenged people. This is the charity that you see a lot of celebrities supporting, such as Penn Jillette on Celebrity Apprentice:
James Randi has posted ONE too many Penn Jillette adoration posts, UNLIKED!
Penn Jillette expatiates on Hitchens and other atheists.
This goes out to Ann Magnuson, Michael Nesmith, Penn Jillette and Aimee Kilman
Penn Jillette, is a great example of a Libertarian and an Atheist.
"My whole take on libertarianism is simply that I don't know what's best for other people." - Penn Jillette
"Every time I see a chicken I think to myself, 'Why does anybody do comedy? Your never going to be funnier than a chicken'...You're not funnier than a chicken. Give up" - Penn Jillette, 'Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld' 1/28/2014
"We don't want the american nazi party to be underground, we want those *** talking where we can see them." Penn Jillette
Food Network will run Chopped: Tournament of Stars this March, a 4 week event where the winner gets $50K to the charity of their choice. Things kick off on 3/9 with Sports Stars (Brandi Chastain,Jackie Joyner-Kersee, Greg Louganis, Charles Oakley), followed by Rachael vs Guy (Penn Jillette, Coolio,Lou Diamond Phillips, Carnie Wilson) on 3/16, Comedians (Tommy Davidson, Sinbad, Gillian Vigman, Robert Wuhl) on 3/23, and Actors (Lucas Grabeel, Michael Imperioli, Peter Scolari, Tasha Smith) on 3/30 before a grand champion is crowned on Sunday, April 6th.
I like Adam Carolla. I like Mark Levin. I like Dennis Miller. I like The Rachel Maddow Show. I like Bill Maher. I like Penn Jillette. I like Joe Rogan. I like Dana Perino. I like Star Parker. I like Megan Kelly. I like Pat Condell. I don't always agree with everything any one of them says, but I like them. Sometimes they *** me off. Sometimes they are, in my opinion, right on the money. I like people who are sincere. I'm able to not meet them on every single point but still enjoy their honesty. It's a shame that many people can't do that.
'Rachael vs. Guy: Celebrity Cook-Off's' Florence Henderson: 'Penn Jillette comes up with the darndest lines'
Do you go from "Dancing with the Stars" to "Rachel vs. Guy Celebrity Cook Off?" Florence Henderson, Jake Pevelka (from the Bachelor), and Penn Jillette are on this season. At least it's for charity.
I thought this was gonna be the best season ever of Guy vs Rachel celebrity cook off when Florence Henderson (Carol Brady) and Penn Jillette walked on set. But then it lost some value when Chris Kattan arrived.then got worse when they introduced Jake Pavelka. However, it got much better when I found out Vanilla Ice was gonna cook...but took a hard hit when he revealed he's been a vegetarian for the past 8 years.
"If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means." - Penn Jillette quotes from BrainyQuote.com
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Penn Jillette giving a lecture on Saturday, November 2 @
Critics of the AGW are a diverse lot: from theists (e.g Cal Beisner) to atheists (e.g Penn Jillette) PJ calls GW male bovine manure.
Edited by Nuno Monteiro. Penn Jillette reading the lyrics on RSM's answering machine for the Tribute Project 2010. Song written & recorded by R. Stevie Moore...
Penn Jillette is an Atheist. His words in that picture were Christian-like.
I was referring to the picture of Penn Jillette and the statement he made.
As Penn Jillette pointed out, if we were a “Christian nation,” killing someone because they are a demon would be a defense.
Quite Long, But Hopefully Informative Post: Dear friends, allow me to wax philosophical for a moment, please. I once heard in a movie that "he who burns twice as bright, only burns for half as long." And is that not the way of the world? Those who make the biggest impacts on the world, whether positive or negative, always seem to leave before they are done. On some occasions we are sad. Like when those who preached for peace often meet violent, undeserved deaths. And sometimes, under our breaths or maybe even publicly, we cheer as those who call for violence often, eventually have their calls answered. But what seems to happen is that the universe tries to balance itself. It tries to right some of the wrong. Eventually, he who reigns at La Cabaña eventually finds himself at La Higuera. But there are too many things that are tipping the scales in the wrong direction. Africa, sweet Africa is being eaten alive from the inside out by corruption. The world's "superpowers" continue to rape the Motherland of he ...
I liked a video Penn Jillette: How to Raise an Atheist Family
No Schulz? What's next, Penn Jillette in the leg chair?
Ône of the worst Penn Jillette's girl Moxie CrimeFighter
"Frankly, it wouldn't surprise me much if [Penn Jillette] turned out to be Satoshi."
I never really had much interest in it, even though Penn Jillette talked about it every *** week.
"(...) We (Atheists) are doing God's work because God isn't going to." - Penn Jillette speaking about a wealthy atheist who has given a lot of money to cancer research. Just heard these words, loved it and thought I'd share this with you all. Aaand... that's pretty much it. Happy new year to whoever comemorates it and good day to you all. :)
Penn Jillette discusses freedom, Vegas entertainment scene: They’re avowed atheists and skeptics, a...
Penn Jillette : “Vegas has a kind of freedom that is the freedom of being ignored." Um, may I have less of that please?
unlimited calling, voip, $14.95 per month
“Tim’s Vermeer” Today at 5:45 p.m. Wheeler Opera House: Tim Jenison, right, and Penn Jillette are feat...
The liberal point of view seems to be 'everybody is really bad in this world and let's force them to do the right thing.' ~Penn Jillette
The 1: Comedy veterans and co-creators Penn Jillette and Paul Provenza…
It's time for my annual Musical Snobbery 2013 Best Of list. I am no Rock critic, I just like music.  As with previous years, I haven't heard everything, but when I get to look at the Paste Top 50 or the Pazz and Jop list, there will be a wealth of new things to search out.  I have again resisted the urge to look at any Best Of lists, so as to not be influenced by their Snobbery. Ahh 2013!  I almost gave up the Snobbery List, but figured it's gotta go on. This year, I think I listened to less new music than I have in years. Myself and Ben enjoyed the year seeking out old T.Rex, Zappa and Foghat releases!  But, there were some good new things that need attention.  For 2013, I figured a revamp is in order.  Not Top 10 rankings.  Just some of my favorite things.   So without further ado, Kyle's 2013 Musical Snobbery list...   Podcasts - Whilst traveling the back roads of Ky/WV up until August, the old Zune kept me company with a lot of Podcasts. Adam Corolla, Penn Jillette, Chris Hardwick, KSR, a ...
Penn Jillette on reefer madness, the Drug War & libertarianism.
John W has started a new discussion on your group: Everyone's Plan B Subject: Glenn talks to Penn Jillette about *** marriage, freedom, and the Constitution. - So what we need to do, I think, as people who believe in the constitution, is to start looking for allies that believe in the constitution and expand our own horizons. We are not going to a, we would have the ultimate think tank because the only ones who wouldn't be allowed in the tank is those who don't believe in the constitution. - Glenn Beck 19th century writers: The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet. - Mark Twain Kindness is the sunshine in which virtue grows. - Robert Ingersoll Veracity is the heart of morality. - Thomas Huxley
Penn & Teller’s Penn Jillette on the legalization of marijuana.
He just needs to keep hanging out with Penn Jillette.
I look like Penn Jillette I hear from Mr. DiPaola lol
sorry, but you've got your origins wrong. try following Penn Jillette if you like pop politics.
I wrote this blog post just so I could put the Penn Jillette gif in it. (not really). Shut up.
What Do Penn Jillette And Peter Kreeft Have In Common? "A healthy aversion to 'the idol of tolerance'"
What do Penn Jillette and Peter Kreeft have in common? An aversion to something that starts with a "T."
Penn Jillette is a weirdo, but he's 100% right.
Penn Jillette said a similar thing a few years ago, and I always keep it in mind when dealing with difficult people.
Rabbi Lapin asks Penn Jillette if he thinks world would be better if all Muslims became Evangelical
Ran 752 miles, sold 126 copies of my four books (including 26 Kindle versions), read 56 books, ran 13 races, celebrated my 10th anniversary, saw 9 movies in the theater, set 7 race PRs, learned 4 masechtos, learned 4 Nevi'im/K'tuvim (and I hope to finish NaCH in 2013 by my 3rd bar mitzvah), met 3 gedolei hador (Mary Roach, Penn Jillette, Dean Karnazes), started writing 2 books,  took 2 family vacations (MN, CT), ran my 2nd ultra (1 more and I'm officially an ultramarathoner), published 1 book (for the 4th straight year; a pace I hope to maintain and perhaps surpass), Went sub-4 at a marathon on my 20th attempt, witnessed my daughter's first racing trophy, continued learning Hebrew, got one of my books into the YU Seforim Sale, was published in the Jewish Press after a long hiatus, took days off work to spend time with my family, dined out with my wife on several occasions, successfully surprised my wife on multiple occasions, braved roller skates for the 2nd and 3rd time in my whole life, Sang the Joseph ...
used negatively by drones who don't get Penn Jillette.
You pay for government more than you pay for food, clothing, and housing combined. ✿ Penn Jillette
"Comedy? Libertarianism? Magic? Movies? Rants? Atheism? Penn Jillette's Sunday School has a little bit of everything for everybody."
I liked a video Penn Jillette on Agnosticism and Atheism
I loved your appearance on Penn Jillette's show!! Wish you were on more podcasts!!
Been watching the new show Independents w Kennedy. Tonight they had Penn Jillette of Penn and Teller fame on. Difficult to find a much better spokesman for Libertarianism.
Penn Jillette on The Independents... *** yes! Great show so far, tune in now!
John Stossel (Libertarian) asked Penn Jillette (Libertarian), "They say 1 in 5 Americans live in poverty. What does that say to you?" Penn Jillette replied, "That tells me there are four of us to help that one. I believe in charity, but the word 'government' should not be tied to charity." Personal and organizational charity is more effective and cost efficient than government charity.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone received death threats after announcing that Muhammad would be appearing on an episode of South Park, so the network scrubbed the episode of anything remotely offensive in order to avoid becoming a target. The writers for that week's episode of The Simpsons sympathized with Stone and Parker, acknowledging that criticizing Islam is simply too dangerous Likewise, Penn Jillette (of the comedy duo "Penn and Teller") said that he and Teller won't mock Islam because they "have families." Now the great Michael Palin is admitting that he's afraid to make fun of Islam.
"Average food with people you love, is a lot better than KOBE Beef with an A**hole" - Penn Jillette
BIG show planned for tonight w/ Penn Jillette, Anthony Weiner, and Nick Gillespie. LIVE at 9PM ET on Fox Business. SHARE the lineup with your friends!
"In my home office I have a urinal and a sink. I'm still not sure why you need both." Penn Jillette
This is the 2nd book I've read this year that Penn Jillette wrote the forward for. Good sign.
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Date approximate. A clip of Alex Bennett on WIOD. Alex has celebrity guests Penn Jillette and Tom Jicha. *** Farrell barges into the studio to confront Tom ...
Just finished two books by Penn Jillette. EVERY DAY IS AN ATHIESTS HOLIDAY and GOD, NO. A fun read for all who want to laugh and learn a bit about the baloney of God and religion
One of the finest quotes of 2013 comes from Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller on the subject of magicians who copy routines... "It's the singer not the song. You can't steal the voice."
"In the matter of war and peace, how you feel doesn't matter. It's whether or not you swing the axe." -Penn Jillette
This is the summary of The Bible of Unspeakable Truths by Greg Gutfeld, Penn Jillette.
The other day, after seeing this Vine… friend Penn Jillette emailed me: “unless they suck.” Now, I sort of spoke to that in this Vine… that’s an incomplete answer, as any answer given in six secon...
“ My feeling about morality is, if you’re doing what you’re doing for reward and punishment, it’s not really morality. When you add everlasting life as the reward and everlasting torment as the punishment, there can be no morality. We need to treat each other well because we love each other. And not for reward and punishment. ” — Penn Jillette
Magician Penn Jillette finds liberation to live his life more fully by believing there is no God.
Lisa Rinna is now the last female candidate left in the season; ironically, in her original season, she was the first woman fired. Episode 11: May the Spoon Be With You[edit] Final Four Air Date: May 12, 2013 Task Scope: The semi-finalists will be called into the boardroom to fight for their lives, with Trump firing two of them (one from each team) at the beginning of the episode. Fired: Lisa Rinna - for being unanimously deemed the weakest member of the final four by the other three contestants, and because Trump felt that she had heavily relied on Penn Jillette for both of her victories as project manager (despite Penn himself defending her on this point). However, Trump and all the other competitors gave her huge credit for her performance this season after her inferior appearance on Celebrity Apprentice 4. Lil Jon - for having an inferior overall track record (3-7) and having raised less money than Trace Adkins, and for being the only member of the final four to have done worse in this season than in ...
The Mayor of Stress Town[edit] Task 10 Air Date: May 5, 2013 Task Scope: The All-Stars are asked to design a Foxwoods Resort themed suite and host a party at the brand-new Barclays Center. Power project manager: Marilu Henner Plan B project manager: Lisa Rinna Judges: Donald Trump, John Rich, Donald Trump Jr. Tension: During planning, Marilu's controlling behavior got on Trace's nerves and he had a fit of frustration as she wouldn't consider his or Lil Jon's ideas. This led to some friction on Power which caused Trace to shut down for the majority of the task. Plan B had much better teamwork; but it all threatened to derail when a major snowstorm had Lisa and Penn coming up with another plan in case their entertainment guest (including Penn's partner Teller) couldn't make it Winning team: Plan B Reasons for win: The executives thought that the attention to detail in the suite was incredible, and appreciated the celebrities that Penn Jillette drew into the suite, including Teller, David Burke (who created ...
Episode 8: Are You My Zulu Dancing Man?[edit] Task 8Air Date: April 21, 2013 Task Scope: The players are tasked to promote an interactive travel expo for South Africa Tourism.[5] Power project manager: Brande Roderick Plan B project manager: Penn Jillette Judges: Donald Trump, Bret Michaels, George Ross Dramatic tension: At the task briefing, the teams were each offered one of two themes - "Adventure" or "Romance". Both wanted Adventure, with Lil Jon in particular pushing for Power to take that theme, and Power ended up winning it via a coin flip. The team intended to highlight safari, but to their shock the tourism executives forbade them from using it in their campaign because "everyone knows about it already," leaving them scrambling to find workable alternative ideas. Plan B also had trouble figuring out how to make their theme work, and were further hindered by Gary Busey's lack of focus on the task, leading to Penn Jillette realising that he and Lisa Rinna couldn't possibly organize the expo by them ...
the episode. Episode 2: Just as Simple as Making Soup[edit] Task 2Air Date: March 10, 2013 Task Scope: Team members must create a 3D interactive photo experience for Universal's marketing campaign. Power project manager: Omarosa Plan B project manager: Dee Snider Judges: Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr, Eric Trump Winning team: Power Reasons for win: Even though the brand messaging was poorly given by having the "Orlando" part of "Universal Studios Orlando" put in a position where it was illegible, their creativity of making it all about the films and characters made it very precise and not about the celebrities. The overall construction quality of their experience was also judged to be far better than Plan B's effort. Losing team: Plan B Reasons for loss: Even though they loved the slogan, they didn't like the simplicity of the project and that they disliked that they had cardboard cutouts of the celebrities, who were stood nearby in exactly the same clothing they had on the cutouts, meaning that passers-b ...
What is tolerance? It is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly - that is the first law of nature. ~ Voltaire Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions. ~ Gilbert K. Chesterton Tolerance is another word for indifference. ~ W. Somerset Maugham Tolerance it a tremendous virtue, but the immediate neighbors of tolerance are apathy and weakness. ~ James Goldsmith I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people. ~ Pat Robertson Tolerance is a very dull virtue. It is boring. Unlike love, it has always had a bad press. It is negative. It merely means putting up with people, being able to stand things. ~ E. M. Forster Tolerance - the function of an extinguished ardor - tolerance cannot seduce the young. ~ Emile M. Cioran Tolerance is you saying something crazy and me smiling and saying, 'That's nice.' ~ Penn Jillette Persecution was at least a sign of personal interest. Tolerance is composed of nine pa ...
Ego Depletion: Heard an interview with Penn Jillette. He was talking about his experience on Dancing With The Stars. The film crew follows them around for many hours. You are also working hard. The result is after 10 hours of filming you have less control over what you say and do. Your ego just gets tired and the filters start to fade. I remember during my Ragnar runs this was especially true for most of us. Hey you were in a cramped van for 27 hours with maybe an hour or 2 of sleep and running. In a way I am surprised we did not kill each other. Certainly, the language got more colorful. So you do anything that stresses the body and mind for an extended period of time (could be "just" hours) and you will be more effected by your surroundings. You may react more or feel more mood swings. (and add even a little booze to that and watch out) I know this has happened to me. In media res, I did not recognize it, it took maybe a week to have my DOH! moment. (Homer Simpson DOH! sound)
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I do not condone violence but in this instance I am for it. Stupid thing to say to a cricketer and I hope he keeps his opinions to himself next time. Pay back for the attempts he tried to discredit Penn Jillette.
"Give me a squirrel and a place to stand and I will stab my husband" - a paraphrase of Penn Jillette
Millions more have fled in disgust after REALLY reading the bible, Ray. "The bible contains equal parts fact, history, and pizza". Penn Jillette
Folks, I'm going to say something today that's guaranteed to offend someone out there. I fully expect my friend count to go down after this one. But I love you too much not to say it, as I have a insatiable need to uphold Biblical truth. The cross of Christ IS offensive, because it shows all your sins in stark, bloody display, and tells you the Son of God had to die to purchase your soul. But it also clearly displays God's love, and how far He was willing to go to save you. I would hope you've followed me long enough to respect what I have to say as a Christian. And I would also hope you'd respect me for standing up for what I believe in instead of pretending things don't exist. Penn Jillette, one of the most outspoken atheists today, says he absolutely respects Christians who proselytize, because if Christians believe these truths and don't tell you, then do they truly love you? With that said, I must bring to your attention untruths that are being spouted from very prominent Christian figures. "Unt ...
Emo Phillips is ace on the Penn Jillette podcast!
“If there's something you really want to believe, that's what you should question the most.” © Penn Jillette
Okay, if I needed a reason to like Miami Vice, seeing Penn Jillette die a violent death is definitely the reason. THANK YOU for shooting that portly *** in the face, Miami Vice.
"We should look at a problem and say 'can we solve this with more freedom' " -Penn Jillette
12/28 DENNIS MILLER 12-3am: Guests are PATRICK ROBINSON: Author of "Honor & Betrayal"; CHAD JENKINS: Army veteran, discussing the new book "All American"; PENN JILLETTE: Magician and author of "Every Day is an Atheist Holiday"; JEFF TREMAINE: Director of "Bad Grandpa" and *** 3-D"; DANA GOULD: Comedian; PAT SAJAK: Host of "Wheel of Fortune"; JILLIAN KAY MELCHIOR: Writer for National Review; ARTIE LANGE: Comedian and author of "Crash and Burn" and "Too Fat To Fish"; FRANK CALIENDO: Comedian; DANA CARVEY: Comedian. Listen at 990 AM or online at NewsTalk990.com.
"Don't smoke...unless you want to look cool." - Penn Jillette (of Penn & Teller)
In 2013 I read 146 books, an eight percent increase from 2012. Below are some notable ones. Best book – East of Eden by the great John Steinbeck. This one was not just the best book I read in 2013, it is so far the best book I have read in my life. It was so good, I limited myself to 30-40 pages a day to savor it. The dialogue between Adam, Samuel, and Lee is still some of the best written. Cannot imagine a better book being written, but I am determined to try and find it. Best fiction book – Beautiful Ruins by Jess Walters. Just an exceptional story set in modern day Hollywood and Italy during the filming of Cleopatra in the early 60’s. I loved this book, and the writing was brilliant. Best Sequel – Dr Sleep by the immortal Stephen King. This was the sequel to The Shining, and it more than lived up to that book. Catching up with Dan Torrence in the present day was amazing, and the King writing was, as always, a true joy to read. Best non-fiction – Five Days at Memorial by Sheri Fink. Wonderfull ...
I believe the equal rights amendment is a necessity of life for all citizens. The cabinet sometimes felt that I shouldn't be so outspoken. Betty Ford I admit that my wife is outspoken, but by whom? Sam Levenson A lot of people, to attack an outspoken atheist, one of the things they'll do is say, 'You are as bad as the fundamentalist Christians.' And my answer is always, 'I hope so.' Penn Jillette I don't know how many parts I've lost because a lot of the politics in California are very conservative, and I'm fairly outspoken. I always tried to get as much politics in as I could, because I do believe in class struggle, and I think that's what's left out. James Cromwell There is a deliberate and quite outspoken attack on the whole idea of people owning private property. Dixie Lee Ray In reality, American girls are among the most outspoken, ambitious, successful girls in the history of the human race. Christina Hoff Sommers When you sign on to be an activist in northwest Montana, people in the grocery store w ...
Penn Jillette said it best. "To those of you who celebrate Christmas, have a merry one, and for those of us who don't -- Let's have a great day full of love anywho. Ok?"
Oh Lord Jesus, Thanks for waking me up to commune with me. Help me to increasingly realize just what salvation means to me.to realize more and more in my heart the magnitude of the chasm you have bridged between me and my Creator. Let this increasing realization create in my heart a love, a devotion to please you. I wrote the above in the middle of the night on December 5th of this year. Be careful what you pray, I have been told. Well I see why. Again I have been awakened this morning by my Lord. Seems as if my creator has used a atheist and a believer to tell me what He wants of me. Penn Jillette,an atheist, of Penn and Teller fame says this "If you believe what the Bible says, HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE TO HATE SOMEBODY NOT TO TELL THEM HOW TO HAVE ETERNAL LIFE”. I was recently sent a book by a believer, you know who you are Carrie Kennedy Dean, by Corrie Ten Boom. She and her whole family was imprisoned for helping the Jews during World War II. Many in her family died in the concentration camp. She wa ...
I use Teller's broad definition of art: "Whatever we do after the chores are done." There's one show business and Bach, Dylan, Ron Jeremy and the guy at the mall in the Santa suit are all in it. -- Penn Jillette
Something to Think About: If every trace of any single religion were wiped out again and nothing was passed on, it would never be created exactly that way again. There might be some other nonsense in its place, but not that exact nonsense. If all of science were wiped out, it would still be true and someone would find a way to figure it out again. Without hype, Lot's salt-heap *** would never be thought of again. Without science, the Earth still goes around the sun and someday someone will find a way to prove that again. --Penn Jillette (in God, No!)
Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Share337 I think there's every reason this 21st century will be much happier. Dalai Lama Think, Will, Every It's time to fundamentally change the way that we do business in Washington. To help build a new foundation for the 21st century, we need to reform our government so that it is more efficient, more transparent, and more creative. That will demand new thinking and a new sense of responsibility for every dollar that is spent. Barack Obama Change, Time, Government I believe that the rights of women and girls is the unfinished business of the 21st century. Hillary Clinton Women, Business, Girl 'Indian policy' has now been brought down upon the American people, and the American people are the new Indians of the 21st Century. Russell Means Been, New, Now The thing about living in the 21st century is you can get to fortysomething and not have anyone major in your life die. Douglas Coupland Life, You, Your Heathenism is a state of mind. You can take it that I'm referring to one who doe ...
I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight. Penn Jillette
I love when people post these things about random stuff and they use numbers in the millions, billions and trillions heck even in the thousands. i dough they really even know what they are agreeing with or sharing. Prime example, Google published that it got one hundred thousand (100,000) people to sign a petition for open internet access ((I do not disagree with the topic at hand. Just using it to make a point.). That's great right, it sounds like a LOT of people right? Well lets put that in some prospective. According to the US Census Bureau the population of the US is over three hundred seventeen million (317,000,000)(For this lets just round it and use 300,000,000 which is a really big number... Now take another look at that 100,000. Doesn't look as big now does it? That is only one out of every three thousand people. Which when people into a prospective we can actually kind of picture isn't very much. The count is now up to something like three million now, which don't get me wrong is a lot but that' ...
There's a cooking competition show coming soon with Vanilla Ice, Judy Gold, and Penn Jillette as contestants? I didn't realize how much I needed this.
People trip too much when I tell them I don't believe in god. Sorry I'm a person who doesn't believe anything they hear and only half of what they see. I believe I officially lost faith 8 years ago when my granny passed away. That's when I knew my prayers would continue to go unanswered. That's when the door opened for me to look into this whole religion thing a bit more in depth. I just don't understand how anyone can follow a religion that constantly contradicts itself. How is homosexuality not natural but yet talking snakes, walking on water, dead rising, people parting seas and virgins giving birth all natural? How do you follow someone who willingly killed over 2 million people (excluding the flood). That's gods kill count from the bible and guess what Satan's kill count was? A whopping 10 people. Oh but he is your lord and savior Jesus Christ and he loves you all. This is why I laugh. People think evolution is a outrageous concept but yet virgins having babies is totally normal and happened IRL YALL ...
Looking for more tricks to show off? Check out Scam School with Brian Brushwood: Assuming Obama is the PERFECT president, Penn Jillette exp...
This is true. And the reason is: (according to out-spoken, edgy comedians Penn Jillette and Sarah Silverman) they are terrified of Muslims because they are more likely to follow through with (death) threats than harmless Christians...
Penn Jillette (an atheist) talks about the importance of Apostatizing
I wish Penn Jillette was growing up now and not 50 years ago..then we could be bros.
I wonder at the words of Jonathan Swift. Come wonder at the wonders the world has wondered about. This week I met a dragon named Piff, And saw an old book that it was all about. Not one dime was spent in the one armed bandit And the cost was not a lot. And I am sitting at the airport and say "dammit." How did the all come about? I have some friends that lots of people know And I do name drop a bit. But you talk about your friends don't you? So do I, just a bit. The tears flow, the heart beats I want to shout out loud. All because I know a couple honest cheats. And I thank you all in the crowds. Zappa said, music is the best. I now have to differ with the man. He never had a card trick from a bear. Or seen magic done with one hand. Or seen a movie with Penn Jillette, Or held Teller's special book. Or seen a letter by Harry H. Or sat with Z in a nook. Harry Potter said he really loves magic If he were real he'd know. I have seen the real kind of magic. Dear friends, I love you so. So thank you all, Mcbride, ...
Wait, Penn Jillette was famous before he started competing on all the shows like Celebrity Apprentice & Celebrity Cook-off?
Cute line from Penn Jillette: "My real love is music, but 'If I go into music I'm competing with Bob Dylan; if I go into magic, I'm competing with Doug Henning' "
Watching Glenn Beck talk to Penn Jillette makes me think Beck is actually sane.
I added a video to a playlist Penn Jillette: Reading the Bible (Or the Koran, Or the Torah) Will Make
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did you hear Penn Jillette's podcast from the day Lou died? You must. Hilarious and heartfelt. www.pennsundayschool,com
Like Penn Jillette I'm a Libertarian. Libertarians are Conservative on fiscal issues and liberal on social...
Great video of explaining why the title EVERY DAY IS AN ATHEIST HOLIDAY is a positive one!
Watch this video: Penn Jillette, anchor spar over atheist book title
Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette, not that anyone takes penn jillette seriously anyway
Stephen Elop is also Penn Jillette in disguise
Penn Jillette explains his liberal philosophy.
Not a fan of Penn Jillette but Robin Baumgarten was out of line asking if the title was hostile.
WGN's Robin Baumgarten, Penn Jillette clash over the title of the latter's book, "Every Day Is An Atheist Holiday":
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The only husky atheist that should be wearing a fedora is Penn Jillette.
“Here I am talking atheism in Canada. Did you run into Rob Ford? He needs some straight talk...
You and Penn Jillette should hang out ! You guys are atheism's answer to born again Christians !
We thought Greenfield was cool way before Penn Jillette did.
"Don't vote to beat up the person different from you" Penn Jillette
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“the absolute secret of magic” is that the magician is willing to work harder than the audience would expect. - Penn Jillette
HEY this may intrest you:. Director's Cut by Penn Jillette and Adam Rifkin via
Just shook Penn Jillette's hand. Very cool. Also big. A very big hand.
“We all get the Moriarty that we deserve” - Penn Jillette in his interview of Adam Savage. Our nemeses will only rise to our level…
Performer and magician Penn Jillette stops by HuffPost Live to talk about the crowdfunding campaign to fund his new thriller "Director's Cut" and more!
"The human *** is dirty.and sexy.but dirty.but sexy" -Penn Jillette
Illusionist Penn Jillette spared with WGN anchor Robin Baumgarten over the title of his new book "Everyday is an Atheist Holiday." Robin called the title negative and Penn disagreed.
This is just one of MANY reasons Penn Jillette is Awesome!
"There certainly are women who no longer believe, but it's even harder for them to get out. They can't even drive for Christ sake, maybe 'for Christ sake' is the wrong ejaculation to use there." - Penn Jillette talking about ex-Hasidic Jews in his book "god, no" ( hasidic jewish women aren't supposed to drive)
Organic food is the dietary equivalent of a Toyota Prius ~Penn Jillette
Just watched a great debate btw Penn Jillette and Glen Beck about Religion and Atheism in politics, and it was honestly one of the most fascinating debates I've seen in a while, also the more I listen to him the more I think Penn Jillette needs to hold a space in public office someday
A few months ago Adam Rifkin’s phone rang… on the other end was Penn Jillette. He’d written a script called Director’s Cut and wanted Adam to turn it into a movie. What compelled Penn to make that early morning call? … Continue reading →
Up(re)cycled: Trace Adkins and Penn Jillette of Celebrity Apprentice Make Delishiousness
for those of you keeping score at home Penn Jillette has $716,337, very funny updates too!
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This is what happens when an atheist thinks you should evangelize [video]
JTA is concerned that I'm turning into a bad guy. Watch the videos.
" If they land an actress as good as the 1 they’re hoping 4..." SURE ... you TOLD her name.
Happy anniversary to Jax 19yrs married ~ congrats ~ U rock the Penn Jillette look BTW
my haiku(ish) for : . funny penn jillette ---. directions change with Director's Cut ---. fear the juggler
I liked a video Richard Dawkins Interviewed by Penn Jillette (1 of 6)
Corpsy hung with Penn Jillette the other night at a private magician show at a famed private estate where they did...
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Penn Jillette is like atheism's answer to a born again Christian ! Don't end up a broken record like Penn ! Thanks !
Billy , I don't care if you're an atheist . Just please don't end up being an *** like Penn Jillette ! Thanks !
The purpose of art is to stand naked onstage. —Penn Jillette
A quick check shows some other notable grads: Penn Jillette and Leslie Nielsen.
you'd like the video I posted earlier today of penn Jillette here it is...
Penn Jillette? “Look who's rubbing hops before Single, Fresh, Wet & Wild gets going!
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PENN JILLETTE IS THE ANTICHRIST ! Actually , he's not that important . He's kind of like one of Satan's little helpers !
Penn Jillette is an atheist and an *** , you're 100% right God !
Dear God , Penn Jillette continually keeps saying you don't exist ! Can you put him with Mao , Stalin , and Hitler please ?
Penn Jillette is a very intelligent man. And he is right about this.
Dear Robin , if you could just give Penn Jillette a Three Stooges eye poke , I would be forever grateful ! God bless !
Penn Jillette is so funny ! He's right up there with Carrot Top and Bobcat Goldthwait !
Penn Jillette says there's no God and he knows everything ! Now I have no hope ! Excuse me , I'm going to go kill myself ! Not !
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Dear Howard , your friend Penn Jillette is a pain in the *** ! You have my sympathy ! You're a saint for putting up with him !
Dear Margaret , I was only joking about smacking Penn Jillette ! Maybe you could kick him in the shin instead ? LOL
Dear Joan , would you please smack Penn Jillette for me ? He won't hit back , he's a pacifist ! God bless !
culinary boot camp celebrity edition. Penn Jillette = BAMF in the kitchen.
One my favorite entertainers out there "Penn Jillette" explains whys he's a libertarian
Penn Jillette has actually touched the biggest boobs on the planet ! He still doesn't believe in God ! No hope for him !
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I make fun of Penn Jillette a lot ! I actually like him , he's just so far out in left field ! He's the wind beneath my wings !God bless him
Penn Jillette says that he never smoked pot ! He probably should have ! I really think it could of helped him , maybe he could start !
I'm adopting Penn Jillette as my big brother ! He's the hippie commie pinko brother I never had !
"Skeptics and atheism do not arrive by relevation or authority. In our culture it's a slow, thoughtful process." - penn jillette
Calling all fans! Get your *** over to Director's Cut by Penn Jillette and Adam Rifkin
The big man meets a little girl! AVN - Adam Rifkin, Penn Jillette Solicit Crowdfunding for Horror Movie:
Do you know what would be awesome? - A fantasy film with magic and psychic and unicorns and gods and stuff - casted only with debunkers, skeptics and athiests. I think Teller should be the hero, and Penn Jillette should be the goblin king. James Randi can be a super wizard, Richard Dawkins is the evil wizard, Christopher Hitchens as the "guy who gives critical information in a ran down tavern" and Derren Brown to be in the segment that hypnotizes the viewer into thinking the films was better than it actually was. Okay, the last bit was a joke, but a great score of seriousness is across my brain right now. Those guys would be amazing in a fantasy epic. Better than all those who actually believe it.
Penn Jillette often says things I want to say infinitely better than I can.
Weird Celebrity Baby Name Game! Would you ever use this name for one of your kids? ~El~ Yay or Nay: Moxie Crimefighter (parent: Penn Jillette)
Thank you Penn Jillette for keeping it real !
Ben Stiller wants you to know something - Penn Jillette is a BAD guy. Click here to find out what's making Penn so BAD -
For all of my FB friends who have ever been offended by my attempts to convince them that if they are not born-again that they are going to *** take a moment and watch the always entertaining Penn Jillette:
CFI Canada is proud to present an exclusive evening with skeptical funnyman and magician Penn Jillette. Penn will talk about his experiences as a...
Everyone says I look like Penn Jillette... I think I look like Walter Matthau. :/ The life of a celebrity look-a-like I guess. Kekeke
Finally got the Las Vegas trip sorted out. Leaving in 3 days and I STILL found decent flights and rooms at the Venetian! Ha ha. I didn't actually do anything, it was his turn to play travel agent. :) I've never wanted to go to Vegas (not with my headaches!) and we don't gamble BUT I really want to see Penn and Teller. And eat at Scarpetta. Elton John is performing there Sunday! Why waste money gambling? (I say that about alcohol, too so consider this rhetorical). Penn Jillette is a hero of mine so it's like a pilgrimage. Unfortunately, the Grand Canyon is closed (!) but I think we'll do a helicopter tour so we don't have to make a return trip there just to check off a bucket list item. Burro rides are not on George's wish list. *** you, politicians. Can't someone just leave the door unlocked so we can sneak in? That glass overlook was on my bucket list too!
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I think Jacoby associates Penn Jillette, James Randi, Shermer with "skeptic" and hippies as humanists.
I love Mike Huckabee, but I have to do this for the sake of everyone out there.  It hurts me so much to have to crush him like this because I love Mike Huckabee so much.  Once in a while, he has some great things to say that I completely agree with.  Unfortnatuely, he falls into the same category that most of the people in the Republican party fall into unforutantely.  It is not that he is stupid or dumb.  It is merely that he fails to do the proper research when someone tells him something.  Instead of questioning it as true or false before posting it to his 1.2 million followers, he blindly went by what some angry-at-the-world person told him.     The Quote   "Some people who’ve spent the past 48 hours trying to log onto Obamacare exchange websites finally got in only to discover they’ll need health insurance to cover their cases of sticker shock…If you expect the Affordable Care Act to make your insurance more affordable, then you don’t understand how Congress names laws. The Santa Cru ...
Me: please sign my army-issued Jewish bible. Richard Dawkins: I can't sign that book. Me: I only let atheists sign it. RD: who's signed it? Me: Penn Jillette, James Rand-- RD: I'll sign it.
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Remember when Kickstarter was a way for small people with a good idea to raise the funds to get said idea off the ground and into consumers hands? First case I heard was Zach Braff and his "Wish I Was Here", now I see Penn Jillette doing it for his movie "Director's Cut". I like both of these guys, don't get me wrong, but since when did Hollywood need MORE money from us? Not only are we supposed to pay to see their crap, but now we're supposed to pay for it to be made? *sigh*
And where are all the Hollywood voices on this? Silent, as usual when it comes to their own man making the noise!!! DIM STARS Hollywood mum on Obama foreign policy Celebrities won’t agitate against idol By L. BRENT BOZELL CREATORS SYNDICATE In the era of “warmonger” Republicans in the White House, the Toronto International Film Festival would have been fertile ground for bold, outspoken “dissent” from actors against war in the Middle East. Now, with Barack Obama on the brink of missile attacks in Syria — last week’s developments have hardly settled this issue — you would expect the same agitation, but this time coupled with a dash of betrayal. Instead, the Hollywood Reporter found nothing there but an icy pile of “no comments” from more than a dozen celebs, including Susan Sarandon, Josh Brolin, Penn Jillette and Tim Robbins. For divorced Sarandon and Robbins, left-wing rabble-rousing against the Pentagon was too reminiscent of “The Way We Were.” It’s the Obama era now; the gover ...
Penn Jillette took a bite out of his friend Greg Gutfeld for sitting and watching his colleagues on Fox's The Five suggest that atheists should just leave the country. A controversy has exploded after anchor Dana Perino suggested that atheists should leave because they are upset that the United Stat...
Great interview with Tim Jenison, Penn Jillette & Teller on filming of "Tim's Vermeer":
After interviewing Penn Jillette, I was a left-wing liberal. After interviewing Max Lucado, I am a right-wing...
James Randi and Penn Jillette immediately come to mind. I wish their opposites were as thoughtful.
he's the fourth nerd-star by my count: Penn Jillette, Steve Wozniak and Buzz Aldrin!
..March 5th b-day, got Michael Irvin, Kevin Connolly, Paul Konerko, Penn Jillette and Eva Mendes.
Eva Mendes, Michael Irvin, Kevin Connolly, Penn Jillette (magic), and Wally Szczerbiak...how bad is march 5th?
Starring Vince Vaughn and Penn Jillette. He had to cut his hair and shave for the role.
Ah, his "owning" of Phil Plait. That rankled me, too, almost as much as Penn Jillette cheering on Rogan on PSS.
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NASA'S SUCCESSFUL QUANTIFYING OF COMEDY TIMING (By Penn Jillette and Teller) Excerpt from “How To Play In Traffic", Penn Jillette and Teller, 1997 (out of print). This is long, but for my money, it’s...
I just realized that Hollywood is beginning to accept libertarianism. Vince Vaughn, John Cusack, Jeremy Irons, Clint Eastwood, Trey Parker, Penn Jillette, Tommy Chong, John Popper, Drew Carey... and growing everyday. This makes me hopeful for the world :)
"The question I get asked by religious people all the time is, without God, what’s to stop me from raping all I want? And my answer is: I do rape all I want. And the amount I want is zero. And I do murder all I want, and the amount I want is zero. The fact that these people think that if they didn't have this person watching over them that they would go on killing, raping rampages is the most self-damning thing I can imagine."- Penn Jillette
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