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Patton Oswalt

Patton Oswalt (born January 27, 1969) is an American stand-up comedian, writer, actor and voice actor.

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SO STOKED! For Christmas, Sally Rose Bates got me tickets for us to see my fave comedian, Patton Oswalt, live...
Got to watch Patton Oswalt’s Annihilation special on Netflix and *** that was one *** of a ride. Well done well done.
my uncle spent all of lunch poorly and incorrectly reciting Patton Oswalt's most recent stand up comedy and i think…
Patton Oswalt’s face is the only part of him that doesn’t age. He was born a normal child with the face of an angry…
Merry Christmas to those who celebrate! And if you need it, this commentary from is really wonderful
Merry Christmas to all! For your viewing enjoyment, my favorite Christmas comedy bit from Patton Oswalt:
Merry Christmas! What better way to celebrate than with Patton Oswalt's take on Christmas Shoes?
Are you the only famous person from Sterling? Cause everyone who has ever lived there has to identif…
Priceless...very grateful for one Mr. Patton Oswalt in this 24/7 flow of total bizarreness that we no…
Patton Oswalt has a great bit about this stupid *** song
Patton Oswalt is just an enabler who didn't have to pay for a divorce.
I added a video to a playlist Patton Oswalt - Christmas Shoes
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Patton Oswalt with a favourite Christmas story. You'll never watch Jerry Maguire the same way again. 😂😂
hah. Patton Oswalt does a guest spot.
You are so *** funny! And happy holidays to you too Patton Oswalt
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Patton Oswalt is so funny, sometimes i forget that he murdered his wife after he caught her smoking weed.
You look like a skinny Patton Oswalt.
Always my favorite Christmas video... Watch Patton Oswalt - Christmas Shoes on YouTube. I…
How have I gone my whole life -- or the last ten years, anyway -- without hearing Patton Oswalt's hilariously profa…
You just watched Patton Oswalt's take on it, didn't you?
Every time I'd think of the Sean Astin character, I'd picture Patton Oswalt. What's that all about?
Patton Oswalt: "How to conquer loneliness during the holidays"
I’ve been fortunate enough not to hear the god awful Christmas Shoes song this year. But I’ll always happily watch…
My show is GREEN WATCH. Christopher Meloni and Patton Oswalt (of Happy!) star in this 27-episode romcom (w a tone l…
I think Patton Oswalt’s Star Wars filibuster would have been more entertaining for me.
I know it could be hard to imagine Patton Oswalt as *** Grayson, especially since he's older than Affleck. Howeve…
No inclusion of Patton Oswalt's latest work?? He's the best in the *** world. List ***
You look like a Hindu Patton Oswalt with no sense of humor
I’m Sorry, Patton Oswalt, but We Have to Pick — Great read…article by John Stackhouse
And i typed the wrong list. It should have said Patton Oswalt, Hans Teeuwen and Mike Birbiglia's latest sh…
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“After eight years of Obama, it was time to elect either a very qualified woman or a racist scrotum dippe…
Can we count Stand Up Specials? Because the second half of Patton Oswalt's Annihilation made me curl…
Christopher Meloni is the best and Patton Oswalt has an amazing voice.
No more Dowell Loggains aka Patton Oswalt please, let´s move on from this entire coaching staff.
Wait...what Star Trek movie IS this?! Have I somehow missed some wonderful Patton Oswalt-esque cro…
Q&A: Patton Oswalt. Don't miss him at inside on December 2nd. via
.interview on Fresh Air is so worth your time, i promise. Patton Oswalt: Falling In Love Ag…
Looking for someone to ritually murder me, then frame Patton Oswalt to ruin his career
Painful in some parts, funny in others, so much heart and humanity all over. This interview with was…
.to donate half of the proceeds from upcoming show at to Las Vegas victims’ fund.…
In my ears? on Truly refreshing to me. Worth a listen.
Reminder that if you happen to like the Star Wars prequels, you will be seen as a racist, a homophobe and a pedophi…
“Zombies can't believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits.” . ― Patton Oswalt, Zombie Spaceship Wasteland…
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Let me get this straight:. So Zoe Quinn, you mean to tell me this average 5min easy-bake mem…
has faced the highest highs and lowest lows in the past couple years. Afte…
I am very happy for Patton Oswalt and Alice Oswalt. That he found love so…
Listening to this Patton Oswalt ep is really time well spent.
I notice that they keep going after "allies" aka people who don't just tell them to go eat a *** …
When you realize Sean Astin and Patton Oswalt look SO similar
Shame on you, Patton Oswalt! Shame on you for ever and ever and ever...
"The beauty of [comedy] is that you give people and yourself the opportunity to hold up something that's unspeakable and n…
What a joy it was just now to listen to interview.
The best thing I'll listen to all week: on grief and comedy and true crime and true love
This interview on is a good listen for folks coping with loss. Some insight into - and…
I hereby christen this the official Patton Oswalt Rat Chef Fanclub
After the sudden death of his wife in 2016, comedian Patton Oswalt turned to the one place he could express his grief constructive…
"One of the things I missed so much about being married and being so in love was at the end of the day you get to talk in…
We hear laughter is a great ab your new personal trainer: . See him LIVE on 12/2: https…
I mean it's definitely good, Netflix really does pick terrible jokes for their p…
Patton Oswalt explains what it was like to find new love after wife's death via
About a year and a half after his first wife suddenly died, comedian Patton Oswalt has remarried.…
Wedding joy! ties the knot with Meredith Salenger!
From me on CB: Patton Oswalt marries Meredith Salenger 8 months after they met
And they couldn't look happier in their wedding photo!
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So cute. These people commenting think Patton Oswald DIDN'T kill his wife!
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Spreading the misery!😂. Oswalt and Meredith Salenger are Married!
Patton Oswalt and Meredith Salenger are married. See photos from their wedding
Patton Oswalt remarries 18 months after first wife's sudden death
Let go of this, people! To each their own. He is lucky in love twice.
Patton Oswalt marries Meredith Salenger 4 months after engagement .
Patton Oswalt and Meredith Salenger are married: See the photos
He is sharing great perspective on a terrible personal tragedy. Thank you & Congratulations!
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"True love. True happiness. Forever and Always. The Oswalts.". via
Enjoyed the new Patton Oswalt special. Was a good’un
Nice to see Patton Oswalt in season 2. . What? That’s Sean Astin?
Whoa, when did Sean Astin and Patton Oswalt become the same person?
Sean Astin in Stranger Things looks like Patton Oswalt's older brother who wishes he'd quit comedy and work at their dads insurance company
is good. Sean Astin playing Patton Oswalt as Bob is great.
Watching a rerun of Seth Myers and Patton Oswalt was on talking about worst set ever and it was in Roanoke Virginia 😂
Should see this as a business opportunity "Tonight only Patton Oswalt" stand up LA to Boston flight 711!
Patton Oswalt speaks about losing his partner in a manner that is refreshing.
The only conspiracy theory I buy into(aside from 9/11, obvi) is that Sean Astin and Patton Oswalt are actually related.
Now that I know I can't watch his comedy specials in good conscience. I need some Patton Oswalt to make me feel better.
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Season 3 of Stranger Things will be about how Sean Astin turned into Patton Oswalt
i thought that guy walking into the general store was Patton Oswalt at first. Still cool that it's you man.
an alternate universe where Frank Luntz got into comedy and Patton Oswalt became a Republican pollster
when did Sean Aston turn into Patton Oswalt’s goofy older brother
.pattonoswalt on why realDonaldTrump is the worst distraction from grief
So since Lord of the Rings was released, Sean Astin has basically physically morphed into Patton Oswalt.
The older Sean Astin gets, the more he looks and sounds like Patton Oswalt. . I consider that a form of longbottoming.
this ain’t really a spoiler but Joyce’s new man this season looks like a knock off Patton Oswalt (the voice of Remy) and it kills me
Why is winona ryder's new love interest a literal copy of rob lowe and patton oswalt?
I think I like Patton Oswalt a lot as a person, but I'm not crazy about his stand-up.
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Patton Oswalt finds deceased wife's note about Trump
Patton Oswalt stand up is probably the biggest roller coaster of emotions you'll ever see in stand up
Ask Patton Oswalt. Ask Al Franken. Ask Art is important now even more than ever to help heal and defend. 4/4
I honestly thought Sean Astin was Patton Oswalt for a minute.
Makes me think of the bit Patton Oswalt did about "Deathbed: The Bed That Eats People" and someone will p…
Patton Oswalt shares note from late wife: "Donald Trump is still and will always be an *** https:…
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Wait, can we keep the Ricky Jay preamble with wetsuited Patton Oswalt in a tree?
Anyone know how much Ellen Pompeo, Steven Colbert, Bill Maher, Ted Lieu, Patton Oswalt, & Jennifer Lawrence have do…
1. Maria Bamford. 2. Bill Burr. 3. Patton Oswalt. If we're doing it posthumously wi…
John Malkovich for my high school; Glenn Close, Patton Oswalt, and John Steward (to name a few) for university.
Great place! Poop on the Patton Oswalt signature in the sidewalk in front of Michael Moore's theatre. It'll be a great time. 👍
For the longest time I thought Patton Oswalt and Nathan Lane were one person
Syfy’s Happy! casts its title horse: Patton Oswalt
*** Patton Oswalt got Black Betty in my head... Gonna have to run that down the rabbit hole and hopefu…
Patton Oswalt and his new love Meredith Salenger are engaged! 🥂🍾
Patton Oswalt is an angel on this earth and deserves some happiness
That was fast. Well, congratulations to the happy couple. :)
YASSS!!! Wishing you all the joy in the world, &
The news that Patton Oswalt is engaged to Natty Gann just made me gasp a delighted gasp.
Patton Oswalt's happiness is very important to me. 💕
I disagree with Patton Oswalt's bigotry, but I am happy for him as a person!
Fifteen months after wife's death, Patton Oswalt is reportedly engaged
Patton Oswalt is engaged to Meredith Salenger: Couple reportedly preparing to tie the knot
Meredith Salinger with Patton Oswalt is a grown up John Hughes film come to life.
DC movies are so dull. I want a fun Batman w Cranston as old Batman, Patton Oswalt as old Robin, and Mark Hamill as old joker. & a dog too.
*looks on the back cover, sees pull quotes from Mark Millar, Patton Oswalt, and Devin Faraci*. ME: Ah.
Patton Oswalt, Brittany Snow, and Seth Green and you leave us hanging?!? Bravo ! Season 2 was even better than 1!…
The Circle was absolute garbage. Aimless, anti-climactic plot that not even Tom Hanks or Patton Oswalt could save.
For Christ's sake, Emma Watson, John Boyega, Karen Gillan, Tom Hanks, Patton Oswalt. How the *** did they get roped into a bad movie?
I've heard some people say they don't like Felicia Day in the new MST3K and I just don't get it. she and Patton Oswalt are my favorite part
NPH, Felicia Day and Patton Oswalt singing? I need more of this in my life
I like the new MS3TK. At first I thought Felicia Day & Patton Oswalt were v stiff but then I rewatched a bit of the original.
I'd love to see a comedy tour with Patton Oswalt, David Cross & Zach Galifianakis.
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Latest stuff from Louie CK, Chappelle, David Cross, Patton Oswalt is all great. I also recommend Joh…
I actually see David Cross more than Patton Oswalt, but yeah
This is a slander. . He looks like David Cross in a wig, not Patton Oswalt.
Watching a 2016 Counting Crows concert on TV. Adam Duritz now looks like Patton Oswalt in an Adam Duritz costume.
Emma Watson, John Boyega, Tom Hanks, and Patton Oswalt in a movie together? SIGN ME UP!
Patton Oswalt faces a brain-sucking monster in first teaser for Hulu's Dimension 404
Sneak peek at Felicia Day and Patton Oswalt in 'MST3K' - CNET
Patton Oswalt is Oliver Platt with all traces of masculinity and likability wiped away.
Boy oh boy this new Patton Oswalt and Greg Kinnear buddy cop movie looks great
Patton Oswalt Reveals His Wife's Cause Of Death: Our heart goes out to Patton Oswalt for his……
ya too bad Patton Oswalt is ruining the joker
Reveals His Wife's Cause of Death: Patton Oswalt finally has answers about the tragic passing of his…
Patton Oswalt sharing about the passing of his wife Michelle McNamara.
Patton Oswalt discloses wife died from cocktail of Adderall, Xanax, fentanyl and an undiagnosed heart condition
Patton Oswalt discloses his wife's cause of death
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thanks for being Patton Oswalt, Patton Oswalt. I knew you kicked *** when I saw you at a GET CARTER screening in 2001.
Comedian Patton Oswalt discloses his wife's cause of death .
As sad as this is, nobody really gives a flying fk about Patton Oswalt.
Patton Oswalt reveals cause of wife's death
Patton Oswalt releases the cause of his wife's death - A.V. Club
Patton Oswalt reveals wife's cause of death
Patton Oswalt releases the cause of his wife’s death
Patton Oswalt reveals his wife's cause of death:
Patton Oswalt sums up why Trump trolls are in for a rude awakening via
Patton Oswalt shares the cause of wife Michelle McNamara's death
Patton Oswalt is on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend... I love this show so much. Vincent Rodriguez III and Rachel Bloom AND are everything!
"And just like that, Patton Oswalt isn't funny any longer ... in fact, he seems like a FAT *** like Michael Moore or Rosie ..."
And just like that, Patton Oswalt and Michael Moore were in a duel to the death over the last pallet of *** *** s at…
I used to think Patton Oswalt was a "funny outsider" ... Now he's like Michael Moore - one more fat ***
The sudden realization that Keegan-Michael Key, Patton Oswalt, and J. K. Simmons were all season long guest stars on Season 7 of Archer.
Ew. Was that Patton Oswalt with Paula? He was so creepy. Really creepy.
Paula that's Patton Oswalt, you could only be so lucky. 🦀🐟
is stepping up this season; Brittany Snow, Scott Michael Foster, and now Patton Oswalt. I mean..…
Moontower Comedy & Oddity Festival will return next year with big names like Patton Oswalt, Ali Wong, and more.…
Wannabe comedian Patton Oswalt is another far left CREEP like Hamill!
How would you feel if someone said 'Hey Terrorists, come attack Patton Oswalt's comedy shows!'? Probably wouldn't be so funny
Patton Oswalt, actor not a good one, asked for damage and death to the foreign properties of President Trump! who are these ppl? Disgusting.
This thug Patton Oswalt asked Obama's ISIS to attack & destroy all Trumps Hotels. I think I see a jail sentence coming…
My sources are telling me Patton Oswalt has given the kiss of death to Chapo. Rip in peace
Hollywood sell-out Patton Oswalt calls for ISIS terrorists to attack our president elect & innocent Americans.
I have never seen as many overt threats against a president elect in my life, Patton Oswalt encouraging terrorists to attack Trump Buildings
.‘Unlovable’ producer is calling for terror attacks on properties?! Not okay.…
this is so not funny. Find some real comedy - not shock-omedy.
Comedian Patton Oswalt is 'terrified' by what will happen after Trump's inauguration
Sounds like Patton Oswalt asking ISIS to kill Americans because Trump elected should be turned over the
Following Patton Oswalt, who's the next Hillary Man comedian turning into Grey Wolf?
supporter of ISIS Patton Oswalt "jokes" encouraging "list of targets". Congress should convene on Hollywood…
should have been taken in, not Kanye. Look at this fool.
Do you think someone will ever make a B-horror based on Patton Oswalt's joke about RAPE STOVE?
An apology doesn't cut it on this one
that's factoring in Avengers but not Agents of SHIELD (which would add Dichen Lachman, Patton Oswalt, Reed Diamond, etc) (2/2)
Do you feel like screaming every single moment of the day now that Trump has won? Patton Oswalt is here to help
What are some influences for your style of humor? — Patton Oswalt. Brian Posehn. Dave Attell. Buddy Hackett. Kyle Kina…
Any woman who has ever tried to accomplish anything could have told him that.
This comedian's explanation of why Hillary lost is resonating with a lot of people.
Wonder if Patton Oswalt has a hot take on all this?
Listen, Patton Oswalt doesn't get to tell us about racism or sexism. He just doesn't.
Patton Oswalt's summary:. "What I've learned so far tonight: America is WAAAY more sexist than it is racist. And it's…
I was hoping Patton Oswalt would if all together for us. How can we thank you. get lost.
Jeff Goldblum, Patton Oswalt, and more join Stephen Colbert’s election special
Patton Oswalt spins tragedy into a remarkable hour of standup comedy - by Peter Allen Clark
He's not just a brilliant comic. is also a good man. Thinking of him and his daughter.
"In comic book terms, I was married to a great crime fighter." This is so beautiful. Patton Oswalt...
This profile of makes you want to hug him forever. Also, fight crime.
This breaks my heart. He's one of my faves. . Patton Oswalt: ‘I’ll Never Be at 100 Percent Again’
How about someone dies, and they just get fat and angry and confused?
The best and saddest thing you'll read all day:
Patton Oswalt candidly describes his late wife's death and speculates on the cause.
Oof, this piece on hits you right in the feels. Soldier on, dude.
In April, Patton Oswalt’s wife died. Coping with grief, he returns to stand-up. My story.
Here is with an extraordinary story about Patton Oswalt and working through unimaginable grief.
.‘I’ll Never Be at 100 Percent Again.' Heartbreaking profile by in the
Great piece on Patton Oswalt in the about loss, grief and trying to move on:
Wonderful piece on one of my heroes got me all choked. Thank you for being open and honest,
Patton Oswalt, his late wife, and grief.
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NYT: “She said to me ‘Be honest and vulnerable about yourself’”
For Patton Oswalt the return to comedy has been a long, hard climb
Patton Oswalt is a national treasure and this made me very sad
Thank you, If it were me I'd only be able to get out, "me sad, cry now" and then I'd eat 6 bagels.
Beautiful & sad piece about Patton Oswalt living and working through grief:
Patton Oswalt for king of the world. I won't say president, because we know Hillary his the only one qualified for…
Stephen King just alluded to Mark Twain - if Harlan Ellison or Patton Oswalt throws out a Poe reference, my day is…
Yeah, that's why we have Patton Oswalt, Stephen Colbert, Lewis Black, Louis CK, Chris Rock, David Cross,
Do all parents just get to eat the scraps of the food they make...?
Patton Oswalt's explanation of what life is like after losing his wife is so moving: via
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Since when did Patton Oswalt become such cringy liberal *** kisser?
*tries to use internet to feel better*. *sees Patton Oswalt talking about happiness w/ late wife*. *it's all tears from here folks*
my brothers appearance last night on was a masterful balancing act of tragedy and humor. Wow.
It was the Patton Oswalt of kickboxing vampires movies
I really hope everyone watched Patton Oswalt on Conan last night instead of the debates.
Patton Oswalt on the loss of his wife: "Watching a bad movie with her ... that was happiness"
In culture today, we either avoid grief or whittle down into a twee, soundbyte emotion. So this is oddly refreshing.
Patton Oswalt helps define loss in a way many can relate to on
"I was a different, better person having met her and spent a life with her" - remembers his late wife
Just learned that Patton Oswalt has a brother named Matt Oswald and now I wonder if Matt is short for Matton.
. Patton Oswalt. Oswald, the octopus. Octopi are animals. Animal *** in my soup. Soup du jour. Du, jour the voice of Remy!
I do like standup!! Been watching Patton Oswalt, Ali Wong, Iliza, and Jen Kirkman recently
Said the name Patton Oswalt to Kelsey and she asked "who is Pat and Oswald" very seriously
Congratulations to Louie Anderson, John Oliver, and Patton Oswalt. All are so sharp and so very funny. And they're ni…
Watch as Tony Hale, Patton Oswalt, Alia Shawkat and many more will bring you drunk history S4:
Add him to the list of Hollywood *** like Judd Apatow, Jay Mohr, Will Smith, Patton Oswalt, and Matt Damon to name a few
Patton Oswalt opened up about grief in a moving post re: his wife Michelle McNamara's death.
Patton Oswalt opens up about his paralyzing grief and depression three months after his wife unexpectedly died in her sleep : Patton Oswalt…
102 days after his wife's death, Patton Oswalt describes grief as only he can.
Patton Oswalt compares grief to Jason Statham in beautiful tribute to his late wife 💌
Read This: Patton Oswalt opens up about his grief
It has been 102 days since Patton Oswalt's wife, Michelle McNamara, passed away unexpectedly in ...
Patton Oswalt writes heartbreaking post about grief after his wife's death: It has been 102 days since Patton...
Met Patton Oswalt exactly once; wouldn't expect him to recall. But it's enough of a connection for this to hit hard.
He was great as Patton Oswalt playing F. Lee Bailey.
My favorite comedians. 1. Patton Oswalt. 2. Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's
Birbiglia, Patton Oswalt, Jen Kirkman, Paul F Tompkins... Stop Podcasting Yourself is a good in for a lot of cool comics as well
Michael Madsen, Patton Oswalt and Kevin Costner all guest star in "The Moody Foodie" Bob's Burgers is the truth
Just compare Owen Wilson's voice performance to Patton Oswalt's: Lightning McQueen is a MUCH more engaging character than Remy.
Alright, alright, what about Patton Oswalt as Mario, Brian Posehn as Luigi, and Maria Bamford as Peach?
This is my favorite filibuster since Patton Oswalt's on Parks and Rec.
This sounds like a brag, but I know how to make good fried rice. I lea...
Filibusters might be the best part about government. They're not that great but I always think of Patton Oswalt's filibuster on parks & rec.
Patton Oswalt on his vivid memory of a radio jingle
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Ugh this is my version of Patton Oswalt's "Deathbed: The Bed That Eats People" moment:
I have a very tiny house in Burbank. I drive an 8-year-old car. I'm go...
"The only reason to visit Florida is to identify your daughter's dead body, and that's it."—Patton Oswalt
Get ready to laugh your hearts out as join the voicecast of '
So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just ...
Patton Oswalt is trending because of his new comedy special right?
There's all kinds of those moments in your life where either through a...
Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties where I really bega...
What you want to worship above youth, I think, is beauty, and beauty i...
A little flavor about the upcoming Boss Baby movie! Mmmm.
It's what Patton Oswalt said about Jim Gaffagin's Hot Pockets bit just taking all the meat off the bone. I can accept that
She's going to be the mad scientist in the new MST3k. And Patton Oswalt is going to be her "Frank".
I never said that movies were struggling behind TV. I'm just saying th...
Now we live in this DVD, iTunes, Hulu age, and show creators and netwo...
Having enough money has to go hand in hand with living in a way that y...
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I liked a video from Patton Oswalt say the smartest and funniest things about religion.
I've decided to continue my battle with Patton Oswalt because he's still around against all better judgement
And I watched this because I love you, Patton Oswalt, and you've never steered me wrong.
You just RTd a Samantha Bee video from Patton Oswalt, you are.
I want to watch Ratatouille but I lost all respect for Patton Oswalt.
Which is why Patton Oswalt calls him "Daddy Issues Donny."
Everyone needs to listen to Patton Oswalt's Ambien/vestibule of dreams bit.
Me and Patton Oswalt share the same thoughts on it lol
Writers Notebook: I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes. ~Patton Oswalt
Knock on wood, my groupies tend to be very artistic, creative people -...
If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to...
"So when you spot violence, or bigotry... just look it in the eye and think, "The good outnumber you, and we always will."" -Patton Oswalt
.Ironic that this is on Salon, the site that tried to shame Patton Oswalt for an Asian name joke.
A lot of nerds aren't aware they're nerds. A geek has thrown his hands...
is this guy you're talking to Patton oswalt?
Jimmy Kimmel, Lisa Kudrow, and Patton Oswalt confirmed to join voicecast of 'Boss Baby'
DreamWorks Animation’s Boss Baby adds Patton Oswalt, Lisa Kudrow and more:
Working on a device that lets you know which patton oswalt special you're watching.
I mean, all alternative comedy is are comedians that have being doing ...
I look pretty nondescript. I don't go out of my way to... I don't expr...
Alright guys, your call (maybe), who should I be? Torn between girl or Patton Oswalt's voice... Choices...
Jen Kirkman, Patton Oswalt, and my personal favourite of these isles, Dara O'Briain.
I don't have a massive fan base. I don't have Patton Oswalt numbers, b...
The fourth wall breaking stuff with Patton Oswalt and Brian Posehn is amazing.
Watching a film where Patton Oswalt and blind Natasha Lyonne take on Parker Posey and Triple H
Cap does NOT have Patton Oswalt or Parker Posey. My bad.
I added a video to a playlist Comedy School with Marc Maron, Patton Oswalt, Colin Quinn & Patrice
Margaret Cho & more sent all their love to Patton Oswalt after Michelle McNamara's death. https:…
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