The Oscar Mayer Company is an American meat and cold cut production company, owned by Kraft Foods, known for its hot dogs, bologna, bacon and Lunchables products.
If he did, they could just as well give him an Oscar Meyer weenie.
i keep thinkin ur typing oscar meyer like... the Weiner...
Oscar Meyer need to ramp up their online presence.
"This puppy vacation stuff is hard work" Oscar Meyer
Monsignor Oscar Meyer, patron saint of the Bacon Frock.
Lol I know. But turkey bacon is really good tho. Especially the Oscar Meyer one. ๐
check out the Mets Colon, I hear he drives the Oscar Meyer hot dog mobile
Hรฅvard you crack me up with your funny accent and your silly Oscar Meyer picture.
I think the next time will smith gets an oscar will be when it has Meyer Bologna at the end of it.
is hosting a tapeworm he got from an Oscar Meyer Wiener
I just saw the Oscar Meyer Weiner truck... I want hot dogs now ๓พฆ
Is still rating lunches? Today mine was Oscar Meyer turkey and reduced-fat swiss on toast. No condiments. I am an adult.
Did you know that Burger King sells hot dogs now because the same company that bought Oscar Meyer bought BK? So that's coo.
Amish market turkey bacon will have u never buying Oscar Meyer again.
I would rather get hit by the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile than go into work today.
I'll buy stock in Oscar Meyer... Just say when...
Think Vega could pimp out the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile for Panda?
Let's start a campaign to give Oscar Meyer Wieners instead of Oscars and donate the money saved to better pipes in Michigan
Memory... is the diary that we all carry about with us. - Oscar Wilde
you like Oscar Meyer or farmer John more?
Must be a lot of weenie's in Oscar Meyer marketing!
I can't stop humming the Oscar Meyer Weiner song... I still can't decide if this is a good thing or a bad thing
If you were socks you'd be the kind with nubbins so you don't slip and if you were a hotdog you'd be an Oscar Meyer Weiner
Nothing to cheer up rush hour traffic like spotting the Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile on the wayโฆ
Trump Militia leader Gudger Smallworth carjacks the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile to serve as lead Sharia Patrol vehicle.
Hey which is better, Armour hot dogs or Oscar Meyer Weiners?
There are a lot of Oscars out there including Oscar Meyer but there is only one golden Jess.
pimped out Oscar Meyer Weiner truck!!
Minnesota Twins Alex Meyer greeted by Oscar a miniature goldendoodle @ the end of a spring training workout httpโฆ
Pretty sure Donald Trump is made of 86% Oscar Meyer Bologna and 14% Propecia
Oscar Meyer Kids Revisited: โThe was a re-shooting of the famed kids photo of our childhoo...
"I want to be an Oscar Meyer Weiner" . Best thing ever said ever in my entire life
I'm an Oscar Meyer man. Been thinkin about Hebrew National one day if I hit the lotto.
*drives Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile back and forth in a tunnel entrance*
You too much girl!!! I went from Oscar Meyer Wiener to Ball Park frank like THAT!!!
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener. ๐ญ
A personal favorite from my shop Oscar Meyer Wiener whistle! Memories!
Anderson is the real Oscar Meyer Wiener
Very proud to see that the Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile had 0 shrinkage in this weather. Wish I could say the same
. Oh I wish I wash an Oscar Meyer Wiener.
But does he know all the words to the Oscar Meyer Wiener song?
our official stance is that we'd love to be an Oscar Meyer Wiener and that that is what we truly like to be.
finding my wiener dog dead in the dog house was not how I planned to spend my day... soo upset ): I love you Oscar Meyer
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener then everyone would be in love with me
Our Kirby Gottschalk's journey: from examining parasites from an Oscar Meyer plant to studying disease:
Oh, I want to be an Oscar Meyer Weiner!
Invoking the Oscar Meyer love spell. Jack hammer. Jazz yourself. Jerk Jamby. Jerk the gherkin. Left to your own devices
Oscar Meyer oven roasted turkey slices kinda smell like weed. That's how they get you stay woke
Oscar Meyer Bailey, always sung to the tune of Yankee Doodle.
if I go to a restaurant and they give me that paper thin Oscar Meyer bacon that tastes like paper, no tip.
this is like asking Oscar Meyer how many people they'll kill with hot dogs today. You're doing well. Very well.
The real gumbo. Not the kind with Oscar Meyer's weiners in it. Lol
just because Oscar Meyer chooses to conform to bourgeois norms doesn't mean I have to
but everyone loves an Oscar Meyer Weiner
be stunting like she don't want my Oscar Meyer ๐
this is (so far anyway) cheap Oscar Meyer while Jackson and Goggins and Russell (and Morricone) are the finest of prosciuttos)
If you were a food you would be microwave sausage by Oscar Meyer
Instead yall coming to me with Oscar meyer and a mix tape ๐
Why your fingers look like Oscar Meyer Wieners ?
Oscar Meyer bologna placed carefully in a 900 degree tandoor for six hours
. After seeing this picture,. I WISH I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner!! LoL
Only "job" Ryan had was driving the weiner mobile for Oscar Meyer. Sucked free college and social security.
Neil finally getting his Oscar Meyer weenie whistle is such a heart warming moment.
when she ate all my *** Oscar Meyer Cajun turkey breast lunch meat. That's when I knew she had 2 go.
My son got a selfie stick for Christmas. . This means my selfie with the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile will be so much better than expected.
"I was three. It was an Oscar Meyer weenie whistle." I feel you Neal.
This post right here is like 85% of why i want to quit social media. Like its a slice of Oscar Meyer's Ham on hi...๐
right?! and that stupid Oscar Meyer Weiner Whistle?! Worst psychiatrist ever.
I got that fire I got that fire holla at a *** if u want that Oscar Meyer
I was three and it was an Oscar Meyer wienie whistle. Christmas morning came, no wienie whistle.
That BACON melted in Our MOUTHS & down in the TUMMIES ! Thank you OSCAR MEYER -Still want some STEVE HARVEY BACON ? LOL
lol I'm gonna name him Oscar Meyer ๐๐
i was 3. and it was an Oscar Meyer Wienie Whistle. Christmas came...no wienie whistle. and that's when i stopped believing.
It really does look like an Oscar Meyer Wiener car, or something...
The homie think he Oscar Meyer or what
This not a slice of Oscar Meyer ham?
well if he had gotten is Oscar Meyer whistle maybe he wouldn't be.
will I get my Christmas wish of another two NFL SportsPicks lines? It's my red Oscar Meyer Wiener whistle man
Couple in checkout line. Woman: I saw the same shirt at Meijer. Man: Meijer? I ain't getting no shirts from Oscar Meyer!. Man leaves ANGRY
omg it is ๐ I was here hoping that the dog with no face was ok. His owner is just doing Oscar Meyer promo โ๐ฟ๏ธ
Wow, I love I just won this for free, A500 HOT WHEELS Oscar Meyer Wienermobile 1991 BLU
Only reason I learned how to spell "Bologna" as a kid was because of an Oscar Meyer commercial. Thanks standardized education.
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer executive.
Lmao y'all need to put your momma Oscar Meyer back in the fridge drawer ๐๐
*Oscar Meyer responds* "Hi, it sounds like you're having trouble with burning bacon! Make sure your heat is on medium!"
On my free time I like to stick my BIG *** in a hot dog bun and sing the Oscar Meyer Wiener song !
Just passed the Oscar Meyer Wiener on 81. It's casual
Despite the insistence of my current earworm, I do not wish to be an Oscar Meyer Wiener.
"I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener..."๐ถ
just keeps coming back for more I see. Oscar Meyer Wiener hands.
He wished he was an Oscar Meyer Wiener and now he is one.
I have seen the Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile in person on more than one occasion. As a five year old, it was pretty exciting.
Today I got a pink box from voodoo and saw the Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile. So a pink box and a wiener. My day is complete.
That's hilarious you're quoting Oscar Meyer Wiener I guess you really are a weaner!!!
๐ก hope it's the Oscar Meyer Wiener bowl.
pull your Oscar Meyer Wiener whistle out!
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener. dreamin'
Wishing you were an Oscar Meyer Wiener is like wishing you could be ingested, right?
When the Oscar Meyer Wiener truck is literally driving around your campus
When you pass the Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile on the freeway ๐ณโ๏ธ
7 Kraft Heinz plants to be shut, 2600 people losing jobs $KHC including Oscar Meyer plant in Madison WI httpโฆ
WI Ryan has 2 go 2 Chicago 2 drive Weiner mobile. Oscar Meyer moved its headquarters 2 Chicago becuz of Republicans
One of my favorite things to do in college was drive past Oscar Meyer with the fleet of Weiner mobiles outside.
๐ถ Oh I wish you were an Oscar Meyer Weiner๐ต
Oscar Meyer is moving to Chicago. This provides the opportunity for the Weiner Mobile to be used in a drive-by.
Oscar Meyer Weiner mobile spotted near Falfurrias headed south to the Rio Grande Valley
I just passed the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.
Greg Zuber is driving the Oscar Meyer Weiner mobile through Columbus!
that's the Millennium Falcon crossed with the Oscar Meyer Weiner-mobile!
Itโs the Oscar Meyer vs the Classic Which one do you suppose will win?
Oscar Meyer's new dating app measures compatibility by bacon preferences. Genius.
Wait, I thought I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner?!
I remember how to spell bologna by signing the Oscar Meyer song
Another milestone achieved today: See the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile inโฆ
Reesekaine's stream is now live at (I think that I'm an Oscar Meyer Weiner.)
He's qualified, after all, he has paid experience behind the wheel of the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile...(sigh).
Old enough to remember when the only wiener pics around were by Oscar Meyer.
Yeah I love it too. *Oscar & Meyer lay in their beds* They are all tuckered out from running around Hans & I.
*Kissing your lips* So do you Baby. JJ has his own special body wash. Did you get all the wood chopped? *Oscar & Meyer >>
I was on the phone with her at the time and she said "hang on I gotta take a photo of the Oscar Meyer Weiner" ๐
Oscar Meyer knew he was just a pretty face
Ryan would be the 1st GOP Speaker to have driven the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile.
Don't tell me it doesn't make your day to see the Oscar Meyer Weiner-mobile on campus
It looks like an Oscar Meyer Weiner for real.
Old TV Commercial - I Wish I Were an Oscar Meyer Weiner โ Oscar Meyer Classic Jingle Get one today! :)
Erick Erickson resigns from RedState to spend more time in the grocery store between Smithfield and Oscar Meyer.
I'm poor. Spam is a luxury food at this rate but I ain't touching no *** oscar meyer hotdog
Today the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile visited and we got to tour it and worship with/encourage the driver
OMG the Oscar Meyer Weener car is here. Time to redeem myself from my first audition when I was 5 where I just cried
Just in case you guys didn't know Oscar Meyer has a dating app strictly based on how you like your bacon cooked.
the fact that this happened on the day the Oscar Meyer mobile came to campus is not a coincidence
he stole all of them. hes just beyoncรฉ but with oscar meyer hotdogs in the back of the head
I was wondering when Timbaland Oscar meyer neck *** was gonna make a cameo
Even when I ate meat, I found Oscar Meyer products to be revolting
guys an Oscar Meyer commercial popped up in the middle of this chat thread!!! *** !?
Hey guys tonight at 9 the Oscar Meyer car will be here! They are wanting to do a worship shesh. Message me 4 details
.Oscar Meyer has better looking weiners
Bailey, allow me to introduce my self. I am Oscar, Oscar Meyer Weiner!!
Oscar Meyer has a new dating app called Sizzl - for bacon lovers. Not even joking.
ON THE LINE: Diggity Dog Donald of the Oscar Meyer chatting with us live!!
Bad: A professor used the phrase "fails magnificently" to describe my essay. . Good: The Oscar Meyer P3 pack I ate this morning was delicious
She hit me when she want that Oscar Meyer ,,, yea she got a man but she say don't remind her
Since a juvenile bytch I had tht Oscar Meyer
Yo is it true you're made entirely out of discarded Oscar Meyer deli meats?
Each morning I listen to the radio & pick out a theme song. Usually it's Phil Collins or Whitney. . Today's theme song: Oscar Meyer. BOLOGNA
the Oscar Meyer jalapeno baloney is sooo good!!
i think this Halloween is the time to be an Oscar Meyer Weiner because that's what i'd truly like to be
It's not every day that you drive by the Oscar Meyer truck on the freeway.
my lunches: Oscar Meyer Ham and Cheese Loaf sandwich, Chili Cheese Fritos, and Peanut Butter Twix
My dream is to drive the Oscar Meyer hot dog car.
Oscar Meyer hot dogs every night. Not even with a bun every time.
wow, the internet is creepy sometimes. (I'm giving Oscar Meyer the stink eye right now)
Alissa Endres and Angela Bunstead, the official "hotdoggers," or drivers, of the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.
If Oscar Meyer boats to the Miami Dolphins job, make no mistake, its because Harbaugh happened in Ann Arbor.
10 things you didn't know about Oscar Meyer:
We all have that one homie who always gotta lie. The homie who's phony and Bologna.. Thanks Oscar Meyer
Bet she's had more weiners than Oscar Meyer.
"How does it feel to be dating an Oscar Meyer Weiner"
don't forget the Oscar Meyer Weiner mobile
On my way home from work today and what should drive past me?,the Oscar Meyer Weiner mobile. A little happiness on the road today.
ROFL! His wish to be an Oscar Meyer Weiner came true, apparently!
LOL. idk what would be cooler... Getting to pilot that or drive the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile?
Oscar Meyer found its way to my timeline in the midst of Cameron's pig romance
Oscar Meyer created a hilarious dating app entirely based on your love of bacon โ via
almost looks like what the Oscar Meyer Weiner mobile had a kid
My roommate yelled "No don't eat the bologna!" b/c she dreamt she was married to Oscar Meyer & the bologna was talking.
We'll finish w this ..EVERYONE! meet Kevin. B4 the Mirage called Jason, Oscar Meyer named John, there was U. Innovate, Lead, Be You
Sean Maloney should be the spokes person for Oscar Meyer bologna. Maloney Bologna!
Oscar Meyer makes fun of fitness fads ... And it's pretty funny. Check out out here:
get used to the nauseously beautiful playing nerds Oscar Meyer. It won't be going away any time soon
just saw the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile on the highway. i am very happy about it. ๐๐ป
Some of my better Fallout Shelter baby names: Oscar Meyer, Jon Snow, Louis Anne Clark, Joseph Smith
-turns his head- "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener."
Sheena was a man So, I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer Wiener You must be sure that the girl is pure
kook look like an Oscar Meyer Wiener
I will slap you with an Oscar Meyer Wiener
Industrial trains and Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile have delayed my commute to work and around the district. Quite an interesting day.
What an Oscar Meyer Wiener: Truck driver cops to trading $50 in lunch meat ... - New York ...
I'm not watching the Oscar Meyer Wiener eater competition. That's the oscars everyone's talking about right!?!?11!1!1
As the great Oscar Meyer used to say, "That's a Wiener!!"
Just literally saw an Oscar Meyer Weiner car driving down the street so checkin that one off the bucket list
To the Oscar Meyer Wiener truck outside my window: shut up I'm napping
Every time I watch an office episode, I find a new funny line. Like, "hello Oscar Meyer Wiener lover." Oh Michael Scott.
"I wish I wasn't an Oscar Meyer Wiener." -
No, cole, you're not an Oscar Meyer Wiener, but you sure are full of balogna.
Cole you will always be a Oscar Meyer Weiner.
Thought I was jus high...but da Oscar Meyer Wiener car was behind a young ***
your ding a ling looks like a sad skinny Oscar Meyer Wiener
Her bf looks like one of those *** on Oscar Meyer Wiener commercials.
another jerk sockeye fan who loves to a with Oscar Meyer's weiner.
So it turns out you CAN fit the Oscar Meyer Wiener song in your bio. YOU OWE ME A COKE, NICOLE!
and I just saw the Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile.star struck ๐๐
Saw 20 corvettes on US23 followed a few minutes later by the Oscar Meyer Weiner mobile. WHAT IS HAPPENING
Oscar Meyer is crying in his weiner tonight hahhaah.
Might I suggest an Oscar Meyer charcuterie platter on three dirty paper plates taped together.
Felix Frankfurter?! Sounds like the mascot for Oscar Meyer hot dogs.
I also got an Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile and boy does it look swell in my retro kitchen
I've spent the last 20 minutes of my commute behind the Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile. I am fulfilled as a human being
I'm so disappointed that I missed out on seeing the Oscar Meyer Wiener-mobile today.
Saw the Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile today
oh so was the Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile involved?
saw the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile today
Drove by an Oscar Meyer Weiner mobile today with a "tamp stamped on the back.
Back in kindergarten they used to always call me "Oscar Meyer Wiener" smfh
โWienermobile cRASHES into Pa. pole: someone hurt their
โWienermobile cRASHES into Pa. pole: this your doing
"Wienermobile cRASHES into Pa. pole: hmmm.I knew this day would come
I think that's an Oscar Meyer Lunchable, which I won't let my 10 yo eat...
Academy Award Trivia: If Birdman wins on Sunday it will be the first time a non-human has won.
"Come on, Benny man. The kid is an L-7 weenie! Yeah yeah, Oscar Meyer even, foot-long Dodger Dog! A weenie!"
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner. ..
Where does Meryl Streep put all of her Academy Awards? I donโt know. Iโll Oscar.
FYI: If you're not following on Snapchat (we're guidelive), you're missing the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile
then pipe jingle in her cell..ohhh i wish i was an Oscar Meyer Weiner
So one time I saw the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile and I took a picture and then I accidentally deleted it and never told anyone...
I got that fire , you can holla at me wodea if you want that Oscar Meyer'
(Catching up on important news.) Oh they wish they had an Oscar Meyer tow truck.
If hostessing were an Oscar Meyer Weiner That is what Id truly like to be
Yes -- I'll consume at least one Oscar Meyer product this weekend.
id consider selling both kidneys if i could just own the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile. id prob die from lack of kidneys, but id have a sweet car
I think parts would be a hassle but we'd sure like to try fixing one of these bad boys!
u do realize Harbaugh has his foot on Oscar Meyer throat already & get use to it !!! GOBLUE
๐ *** Oscar Meyer, all they talk is that bologna๐ถ
I'm going to build a scared person-mobile that drives in front of the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile & screams "A hotdog is trying to kill me!"
Then you must know my uncle Bob from Cedar Rapids. He used to be an Oscar Meyer salesman. Pork was his life.
North Dakota girl is part of documentary up for an Oscar: Leevi Meyer and her family are anxiously waiting for theโฆ
Oscar Meyer Wienermobile crash leads to social media field day
But legit whys Oscar Meyer Wiener on campus..
Literally a Oscar Meyer Wiener hotdog car just sped past me.ok
My boyfriend is currently chasing the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile. ๐๐๐
So, ... this construction castle will apparently have the Oscar Meyer Weiner out front!
Y'all gone think I'm childish but I just saw the Oscar Meyer hotdog truck for the first time!๐ฉ๐. I have never seen it in person,, only on tv!
Janie Jones asked me what we should have for dinner on Oscar night. I suggested Oscar Meyer hot dogs?
Your best bet is to strip down yelling "I'm an Oscar Meyer Weiner!" while flailing your arms. & when you feel tired, go w/ it.
All I'm getting out of this Oscar Meyer ad is "Don't marry a white man"
She hollar at me when she want that oscar meyer
She holla at me when she want that Oscar Meyer
well tanner it's an Oscar Meyer Weiner truck
You didn't hear it from me, but Oscar Meyer has his way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a. He always has his way...
I'm more interested in how the guy in that Oscar Meyer commercial immediately recognized Paul Revere.
Good roast joke about a whorish woman up for grabs: She mushes together more lips and anuses than Oscar Meyer.
Leo DiCaprio loves Kraft Services. He makes baloney sandwiches while whispering to himself "and the Oscar-Meyer goes to"
He holla at me when he want that Oscar Meyer. ๐ฒ๐๐
we smashed BAMA with a third string QB with a drop back passer in a mobile QB offense. Urban won't feel worth an Oscar Meyer ?๐๐
Hey that's funny I'm home too *laying on the couch JJ on his play mat with Oscar & Meyer watching him*
"seeing the Oscar Meyer Weiner-Mobile is such a spiritual experience for me" -my dad on the phone after his 4th Weiner-Mobile sighting
Oscar Meyer Wieners and chili in a can for dinner tonight, because it's that kind of night. And that's being...
right there with ya with Oscar Meyer Weiners and chili from a can.
Come see and talk Oscars tonight in Napa: via
Someone obviously ignored Oscar Meyer Rule Number 1: No partying in the
Just passed the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile AND the Planter's Peanutmobile. Didn't know they were friends.
saw the peanut mobile going down 34th heading to archer a couple hours ago. It was following the Oscar Meyer car lol
4 of my family members sent me different pictures of an Oscar Meyer Wiener car with out ANY context. How do I even respond? Why? How? Neato?
Come see me and and me talk Oscars tonight in Napa: via
It still makes me laugh that . Oscar Meyer still calls their hot dogs weiners. I'm still in elementary school.
My dad's walking around holding the Oscar Meyer Weiners asking everyone "do you like weiners?"
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