Frederic Ogden Nash (August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971) was an American poet well known for his light verse.
"The only problem with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat." -Ogden Nash (Just kidding! I love cats!)…
"Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all". (Ogden Nash)
To keep ur marriage brimming with love in the wedding cup , when ur wrong, admit it; when ur right, shut up . --Ogden Nash
"No man is greater than his estimation of sleep." Ogden Nash
My senior quote is now:. "Candy is dandy. . But liquor is quicker." - Ogden Nash
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.-- Ogden Nash
"Ogden Nash wrote: 'Who and what is Stevie Smith? / Is she woman? Is she myth?'".
I just wrote a hilarious villanelle. Seriously, I don't think a poem's been that funny since Ogden Nash was alive.
"When you're wrong admit it, when you're right, shut up." Ogden Nash
Betty Jo is said to have a flair for light comic poetry in the style of Ogden Nash.
Tomorrow's 7.30pm concert, Songs from America also features lyrics by Charles Ives & Ogden Nash. What's not to love?
We have found debate as to the true author. It has been attributed to Strickland Gilian, Ogden Nash & Shel Silverstein.
Just what does the poet mean when he says he came down like a wolf on the fold? - Ogden Nash
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you s...
"No, you never get any fun out of the things you haven't done." Ogden Nash
Being non-gluten intolerant isn't unmeaningless. It only provokes you to raise the pen thanks to Ogden Nash, and...
Fair to say, that Boris is notorious. (If I were Ogden Nash that'd be wittier.) He was dead drunk the once I saw him.
"Adventures of Isabel," by Ogden Nash. We had fun with the different characters' voices!
So sweet! - Drinking an Ogden Nash's Pash Rash by -
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond you...
CHILDREN aren't happy with nothing to ignore, that's what parents were created for. ~ Ogden Nash
This Seymour Chwast illustration for Ogden Nash would make a good Dent May LP sleeve.
'To keep your marriage brimming. full of love in the loving cup,. whenever you're wrong,admit it,. whenever you're right,shu…
I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. -Ogden Nash
Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. Ogden Nash
“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.”― Ogden Nash. At 62, I'm living proof of this!
I remember my mixed ability state school class at 10 enjoying (selected) Wordsworth & Blake as well as Ogden Nash.
"";Middle age: When you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.""; - Ogden Nash
"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold." - Ogd…
"Happiness is having a scratch for every itch" - Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets. By Ogden Nash
Bud and Ralph OGDEN under Bud's retired Jersey at Santa Clara University next to Steve Nash's banner.
In the Vanities. No one wears panities. - Ogden Nash
Middle age is when you`ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. By Ogden Nash
The drier the wit said in perfect deadpan, is a thing of beauty. The works of Calvin Trillin or Ogden Nash come to mind.
"Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;. Whenever you’re right, shut up" (A Word to Husbands). Such a short funny poem by Ogden Nash 😁
The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure." Ogden Nash
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. Ogden Nash Job
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no ternunstoned.-- Ogden Nash, "Everybody's Mind to M
Sunday musings... The Dog by Ogden Nash. The truth I do not stretch or shove. When I state that the dog is full...
'To keep your relationships brimming with love, when you're wrong admit it, when you're right, shut up' (Ogden Nash) via
“Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.”. – Ogden Nash.
I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he. has income and she is pattable. -- Ogden Nash
I find this Ogden Nash bathroom key strangely appropriate for a library bathroom.
"No man ever forgets where he buried the hatchet." —Ogden Nash. Which is why forgiveness is more "forgiving" (ongoing) than "-ness" (done).
acc. to Ogden Nash "When called by a panther, don't anther." Acc. to "if a bobcat knocks, …
Ogden Nash poem Bankers are just like anybody else, except richer.
I like when Ogden Nash called Duty "fifty percent martyr and fifty-one percent Tartar."
. There's an Ogden Nash. Who's considered my bestie. She is very sweet. Is nimble on her feet. But is not white haired like a Westie.
One bliss for which. There is no match. Is when you itch. To up and scratch. . (Ogden Nash). (
Channeling some Ogden Nash here. In a good way.
Or as Ogden Nash.wrote~Candy is dandy...but liquor is quicker.
. The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually becomes a cat. - Ogden Nash
All I know of Kansas City I learned from Ogden Nash's "Spring Comes to Murray Hill"; said to be his very first...
I've also found, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest - Ogden Nash 2/2
Ogden Nash comes to mind. Confessions of a born spectator :)
If they're fans of Ogden Nash, you're safe.
If you are married, it just takes one to make a quarrel...! [Ogden Nash]
I just love Ogden Nash Poems - here's one for all you dog lovers out there!
A friend's post and Ogden Nash are responsible for this:. Feline is fine. When supine. Jaws, claws in action. Prey is a byline.
CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.-- Ogden Nash, "Reflections on Ice-Breaking"Fortune updates the great quotes: is da
Gorgeous black panther. Wow. In the words of Ogden Nash: "If a panther calls, don't anther."
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin. - Ogden Nash
The world's shortest poem is Fleas by Ogden Nash! :P .
“Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that’s both is dental.” – Ogden Nash
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it. -- Ogden Nash
Minute 20 of this call. I wonder if she knows this Ogden Nash poem:
I'm more Ogden Nash but the challenge is on!
But at least he's not having a bash. At Ogden Nash
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And thats what parents were created for. (OGDEN NASH).
"I remember Daddy's warning that raping is a crime; Unless you rape the voters a million at a time" (Ogden Nash, adopted by…
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. . Ogden Nash
"I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance,. Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance." Ogden Nash
'A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of' Ogden Nash and a small poem >>
'The Lord in His wisdom made the fly. And then forgot to tell us why.' . - Ogden Nash
I can't remember who wrote it. Ogden Nash, maybe?
POTD: Egmont Key, FL. "A wonderful bird is the pelican,. His bill will hold more than his belican," Ogden Nash
I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.-Ogden Nash
"Any kiddie in school can love like a fool,. But hating, my boy, is an art." ~ Ogden Nash
The camel has a single hump; The dromedary two; Or else the other way around. I'm never sure. Are you? -- Ogden Nash
""Some days are good… and some days you just feel like the only dog at a llama orgy." Ogden Nash...
Ogden Nash Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. Ha
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk. Ogden Nash 5/15
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny did you ever try buying them without money? ~ Ogden Nash
Get the Ogden Nash people on the Upton Sinclair. Your Prussian library card is revoked. Sounds like the beach. US moonlight
Graham Burchell & Ogden Nash in Belarus. Burchell: 'The quality of mercy is not strained?' Nash: 'On the fiddle!'
Earliest? Musta been Shel Silverstein or Ogden Nash-- if Shel, then Diving Board was my first love
Michael The Lord created the fly, then forgot to tell us why. A poem by Ogden Nash. Find the deep theological meaning here
Ogden Nash was wittier. . How odd. of God . to choose. the Jews. Not news. not odd. the Jews . chose God.
Had my final calligraphy session, and re-did the Ogden Nash piece. Apparently it is traditional to have wine after, and who am I to argue?
Nothing but Wodehouse edited by ogden nash (1932, Hardback)
The one L lama, he's a priest. The two L llama, he's a beast. And I will bet my silk pyjama. There isn't any three L lllama. - Ogden Nash
. Sorry, Ogden Nash. "I love eels. Except as meals. And how they feels"
Spring has sprung, the grass has riz. I wonder where the bunny is. . Bases on a poem by Ogden Nash.…
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. (Ogden Nash)
What message was Ogden Nash trying to send with his poem Adventures of Isabel?
You're confusing a hipster beard with an Ogden Nash beard. Move over, owls! :-)
I never saw a purple cow , I never hoped to see one , but I can tell you anyhow; I'd rather see than be one. Ogden Nash
Sins of omission, or sins of commission? Surely the latter. Thanks, Ogden Nash!
The Perfect Husband (Ogden Nash): "He tells you when you've got on too much lipstick, And helps you with your girdle when your hips stick."
Wert thou but houri instead of a hag. Then would my halo indeed be in the bag!. -- Ogden Nash
WINTER MORNING by Ogden Nash. Winter is the king of showmen. Turning tree stumps into snow men. And houses into...
You are the man! Would you like to recite some Ogden Nash in an upcoming musical performance w/a fellow Juilliard grad?
Ha ha it's Ogden Nash, but next time I get snow peas Imma try them with honey :D Canned peas are foul :P
Dad is forcing us to listen to recitations of Ogden Nash poems.
I'm not sure if I've seen that or not. Was the screenplay written by Ogden Nash?
“Life begins at the end of your comfort zone” . -Ogden Nash
'I wish I were a cassowary, on the plains of Timbuktu. I would eat a missionary and eat his hymn book too' Ogden Nash
Mathewson is mentioned in the poem "Line-Up for Yesterday" by Ogden Nash:
Bard Ogden Nash died before blogs; But he sometimes wrote verse about dogs;
"There is only one way to achieve happiness...& that is to have either a clear conscience, or none at all." -O Nash htt…
In high school, we barely brushed against Ogden Nash, Lewis Carroll, Edward Lear, or any of the other so-unserious writers who delight every
Happy National Liqueur Day! 'Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker'~ Ogden Nash #
This little poem by Ogden Nash turned out to be perfect thing to read at a sweet & quirky wedding:
I loved Ogden Nash when I was little :) ❄️
"He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more.". ― Ogden Nash
I'm in the mood for recommending things to you tonight. We've done Latin and Greek, now try the poems of Hilaire Bellock and Ogden Nash -fab
Happy October 12th, via Ogden Nash: In fourteen hundred and ninety-two, Someone sailed the ocean blue. Somebody borrowed the fare in Spain For a business trip on the bounding main, And to prove to the people, by actual test, You could get to the East by sailing West. Somebody said, Sail on! Sail on! And studied China and China's lingo, And cried from the bow, There's China now! And promptly bumped into San Domingo. Somebody murmured, Oh dear, oh dear! I've discovered the Western Hemisphere. And that, you may think, my friends, was that. But it wasn't. Not by a fireman's hat. Well enough wasn't left alone, And Columbus was only a cornerstone...
Life is sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating. -Ogden Nash
Women would rather be right than reasonable.-Ogden Nash
Then Isabel quietly ate the bear up. - Ogden Nash
- Ogden Nash: "Marriage is the alliance of two people,
Seems likely that Prince Albert (1819-1861) had , and Ogden Nash (b.1902) definitely did. Did not go well for them.
I never see anyone mentioning Ogden Nash anywhere which makes me sad because he's one of my favourite poets.
Which Snodgrass do you speak of? I did find a nice tribute by Ogden Nash
Great humorist/poet Ogden Nash is pretty much forgotten, but I still quote his, "A bit of talcum is always walcum."
Yesterday I discovered Ogden . Today brevity is preceded by a tagged .
For Ogden Nash fans (and cat lovers!!):. 'The Kitten'. The trouble with a kitten is. THAT. Eventually it becomes a. CAT.
Go to resale shops & buy randoms for $1. How I found Noel Coward reading Ogden Nash's words for "Carnival of the Animals"
Great from Ogden Nash. "you are only young once, but you can be immature indefinitely."
Ogden Nash's billboards and trees poem.
Speak low when you speak, love. Our moment is swift, like ships adrift,. we're swept apart, too soon. - Ogden Nash
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals? -Ogden Nash
That which makes people dissatisfied with their condition, is the chimerical idea they form of the happiness of others. — Ogden Nash
I sold a greeting card of panthers - "If called by a panther, don't anther" ~Ogden Nash
I know. Very unsettling. Here's an Ogden Nash to restore equilibrium before bobos
My parents had a bunch of Ogden Nash books when I was young. I read that poem at my father's funeral.
"Ogden Nash on Middle age.true enough I guess..
In his wisdom. God made the fly. But then forgot. to tell us why. Ogden Nash
"Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker" also applies to death from diabetes vs. cirrhosis. Yep, I just sucked the fun out of Ogden Nash.
Time is like the ocean, always there--always different!! Ogden Nash
I wish I was a glow worm,. A glow worm’s never glum. ‘Cos how can you be grumpy. When the sun shines out your bum!. - Ogden Nash.
Some sage advice for Ron Hextall regarding Vinny Lecavalier, by Ogden Nash: "When called by a Panther/don't anther."
Diaper, diaper, warm buffalo, Have you any powder? How Meryl Streep is Related to Ogden Nash: Oh, Too Bad
Everybody Tells Me Everything by Ogden Nash I find it very difficult to enthuse Over the current news. Just when you think that at least the outlook is so black that it can grow no blacker, it worsens, And that is why I do not like the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
Marriage is the bond between a person who never. remembers anniversaries and another who never. forgets them. Ogden Nash
Last night, church campout with my daughter. Tonight, Ogden Nash volume from Goodwill. Tomorrow, sunshine & steak. Perfect weekend
A bit of talcum. Is always walcum. -- Ogden Nash
What can an arts non-profit dedicated to education & community do to convince you to recite some Ogden Nash live in concert?
Love this! Only know the humorous side of Ogden Nash. Must read further… Thanks!
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. ~Author Unknown There is still no cure for the common birthday. ~John Glenn A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. ~Author Unknown Believing hear, what you deserve to hear: Your birthday as my own to me is dear... But yours gives most; for mine did only lend Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend. ~Martial Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~Chili Davis Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990 Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars fo ...
From Ogden Nash: A million dollars could also be well spent in hiring somebody to invent some better rhymes for wife than rife and knife and strife, But I think what I would really do if I had a million would be to buy a million dollars' worth of books written by me and then besides having lots of good books I could sit back and live on the royalties for the rest of my life.
Oh,what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that children are naive. ~Ogden Nash
Almost done with "The Mysterious Benedict Society" for 7 y/o & our 5 year requested poetry "Oh How Sylvester Can Pester". Need to find copy of Poetry Speaks to Children. It has works from artist like Langston Hughes; Sonia Sanchez; Nikki Giovanni; Roald Dahl; J. R. R. Tolkien; Robert Frost; Gwendolyn Brooks; Ogden Nash. Has anyone read from Life Doesn't Frighten Me by Maya Angelou ? I think this will be a good intro for my little ones to Dr. Angelou.
One thing about the past. It's likely to last. -- Ogden Nash.
And Ogden Nash is asking for credit! :)
Ogden Nash : "Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited."
Have you ever read poetry of Ogden Nash? You have a certain Nashean flair, it seems to me. An effective poem, there.
Private commission for Ogden Nash's "The Tale of Custard the Dragon"
"Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. ~Ogden Nash"
I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it. -Ogden Nash, poet (1902-1971)
The reason for much matrimony is patrimony.-Ogden Nash
'To be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is' (Ogden Nash 1902-1971)
Challenge your brain today and try to memorize this fun poem! The Panther By Ogden Nash The panther is like a leopard, Except it hasn't been peppered. Should you behold a panther crouch, Prepare to say Ouch. Better yet, if called by a panther, Don't anther.
The turtle lives twixt plated decks Which properly conceals its sex I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile Ogden Nash
Photo: Closing in on this commission for Ogden Nash’s “The Tale of Custard the Dragon”.
Oops! Welcome gals & guys to the unalterable fact, getting old! Enjoy and ride a fact of life. It's getting near and somewhere! As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer. - Robert Quillen For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done. - Richard Needham When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile. - George Burns There is absolutely nothing to be said in favor of growing old. There ought to be legislation against it. - Patrick Moore Middle age ends and senescence begins, the day your descendant's outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash Age mellows some people; others it makes rotten. - Anonymous Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner You know you're getting old when everything hurt. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardne .. ...
Courtesy of Tony Finstrom: 1907 - Birthday of Sir LAURENCE OLIVIER (1907-1989), preeminent British actor of his generation, born today in Dorking, England. 1945 - Paul Robeson stars as Shakespeare's OTHELLO at City Center for 24 performances opposite Uta Hagen's Desdemona, beginning tonight. Margaret Webster directs this Theatre Guild production. Jose Ferrer is featured as Iago. Setting: Venice and Cyprus. 1956 - Joel Grey, Tammy Grimes, Charlotte Rae and Larry Storch open tonight in THE LITTLEST REVUE, for a 32-performance run at the Phoenix Theatre. Conceived by Ben Bagley, the music & lyrics are mostly supplied by Vernon Duke & Ogden Nash. Paul Lammers directs, and Charles Weidman is the choreographer. 1961 - Kyle Onstott's novel of slavery in the old South, MANDINGO, is dramatized by Jack Kirkland and opens tonight at the Lyceum Theatre for a run of just eight performances. Directed by Louis MacMillan, the cast includes Franchot Tone, Dennis Hopper, Arnold Soboloff and Brooke Hayward. Setting: ...
I just read that poet Ogden Nash, like Edgar Allen Poe and H.L. Mencken, was a Baltimorean. Something in the water? Although the water never hurt him, what killed him (or at least aggravated the process) was a bad batch of coleslaw. It almost seems worthy of an ironic little quatrain...
Day 4 of heavyweight light versist Ogden Nash weighs in: "Who wants my jellyfish?/ I'm not sellyfish." Thanks,
THE TRUE STORY OF "PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON" Now, we've all heard the song, but very few know the back story. When I was young, in the wild & free 60's, this song came out. Even as young as I was, it made me cry, because of the inference to the loss of a child's innocence, when a child grows up and stops believing in magic, and puts away childish things. Very much like the story of "Jessie" from "Toy Story 2", which also made me cry (Hey, I'm a wimp, okay?) Anyway, here's the back story and the TRUTH about "Puff": The lyrics for "Puff, the Magic Dragon" were based on a 1959 poem by Leonard Lipton, a 19-year-old Cornell University student. Lipton was inspired by an Ogden Nash poem titled "Custard the Dragon", about a "realio, trulio little pet dragon." The lyrics tell a story of the ageless dragon Puff and his playmate Jackie Paper, a little boy who grows up and loses interest in the imaginary adventures of childhood and leaves Puff alone and depressed. (Because of the line "A dragon lives forever, but ...
From Andrea Vance: Everyone reading this: consider yourself tagged. The Rules: Don't take too long to think about it. Fifteen authors ( poets included ) who've influenced you and that will always stick with you. List the first 15 you can recall in no more than 15 minutes. Tag at least 15 friends, including me, because I'm interested in seeing what authors my friends choose. To do this copy this intro and start your list. (in no particular order): Robin McKinley, Robert Heinlein, Andre Norton, Anne McCaffrey, Robert Frost, Chris Claremont, Julian May, L. Frank Baum, Norton Juster, Maeve Binchy, Stephen King, Joss Whedon, Mary Stewart, Mercedes Lackey, Ogden Nash
That's *GOOD.*. Ogden Nash, presumably in heaven, is envious.
.You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation.You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash. Go ahead, sneer if you must. But he's but turns insightful, playful and wistful.
National Poetry Month - Posting poems this month ( you should too!) Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer Frederic Ogden Nash (Rye NY, August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971) This is a song to celebrate banks, Because they are full of money and you go into them and all you hear is clinks and clanks, Or maybe a sound like the wind in the trees on the hills, Which is the rustling of the thousand dollar bills. Most bankers dwell in marble halls, Which they get to dwell in because they encourage deposits and discourage withdrawals, And particularly because they all observe one rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it, Which is you must never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it. I know you, you cautious conservative banks! If people are worried about their rent it is your duty to deny them the loan of one nickel, yes, even one copper engraving of the martyred son of the late Nancy Hanks; Yes, if they request fifty dollars to pay for a baby you must look at them like Tarzan l ...
Always Marry An April Girl . by Ogden Nash. Praise the spells and bless the charms,. I found April in my arms.
by Ogden Nash… SPRING COMES TO MURRAY HILL I sit in an office at 244 Madison Avenue And say to myself You have a responsible job, havenue? Why then do you fritter away your time on this doggerel? If you have a sore throat you can cure it by using a good goggerel, If you have a sore foot you can get it fixed by a chiropodist, And you can get your original sin removed by St. John the Bopodist, Why then should this flocculent lassitude be incurable? Kansas City, Kansas, proves that even Kansas City needn't always be Missourible. Up up my soul! This inaction is abominable. The pilgrims settled Massachusetts in 1620 when they landed on a stone hummock. Maybe if they were here now they would settle my stomach. Oh, if I only had the wings of a bird Instead of being confined on Madison Avenue I could soar in a jiffy to Second or Third. The Best of Ogden Nash. © Ivan R. Dee, 2007. for DB NYC Angel Fountain In The Spring, oil painting Stacy Ingram, contemporar ...
Nine Miles To The Railroad The country is a funny place I like to look it in the face, And everywhere I look I see Some kind of animal or tree. Indeed I frequently remark The country is rather like a park. The country cows give milk and moo Just like their sisters in the zoo The rural squirrel in his rage Chirks like a squirrel in a cage. Animals in their joys and passions Like women, follow city fashions. The horses here pull plows and carts All day until the sun departs. In summer, or when fields are frosted They work until they are exhausted. Next, to the track themselves they hie To be bet upon by the likes of I. As through the countryside you pass You look at grass and still more grass. Grass leers at you where ever you turn Until your tired eyelids burns. They ought to break it up, or soften it With pretty signs saying please keep offen it. I like the country very much It's good to hear and smell and touch. It makes you feel akin with Nature Though wobbly on her nomenclature. I'd free my lungs of ci ...
"April soft in flowered languor, . April cold with sudden anger" . ~ Always marry an April Girl, Ogden Nash.
The trouble with a kitten is that When it grows up, it's always a cat ― Ogden Nash.
Celery raw develops the jaw, But celery stewed is more quietly chewed. - Ogden Nash
There is nothing more perky than a masculine turkey. When he struts he struts with no ifs or buts. When his face is apoplectic his harem grows hectic, and when he gobbles their universe wobbles. --Ogden Nash-- This turkey visited my yard this morning.
GRAMMAR ALARM: An official from the Malaysian airplane search said that objects floating at the site could be "flotsam from fishing activities." Wrong! "Flotsam" is what they hoped to find (remnants of a disaster); trash from fishing boats is "jetsam"(it's been "jettisoned".) "Want some flotsam? I've gotsam. Want some jetsom? I can getsam." (My cousin, Ogden Nash)
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for. ― Ogden Nash
“Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year.” - Ogden Nash
Moving toward August & the centenary of the Great War, birth of wanton mod-mechanical slaughter leaving 37 million dead for no reason at all, I'll be looking at poems of Brooke, Sassoon, Trakl & others. And of the black-humored mystic wordsmith Christian Morgenstern, an Ogden Nash gone dark, who died just before the war.
I think I saw a purple trillium, i always hope to see one. When it comes to four strange leaves, I’d rather see than be one. - Trilium raw develops the jaw, but trillium stewed is more quietly chewed. Thanks Ogden Nash.
Juliet Johnson recites The Common Cold by Ogden Nash...before we sang it!
'I Didn't Go to Church Today' by Ogden Nash, and the literary and historical notes for Saturday, March 29, 2014.
Oh, to be Odd by Ogden Nash Hypochondriacs Spend the winter at the bottom of Florida and the summer on top of the Adirondriacs. You go to Paris and live on champagne wine and cognac If you're dipsomognac. If you're a manic-depressive You don't go anywhere where you won't be cheered up, and people say "There, there!" if your bills are excessive. But you stick around and work day and night and night and day with your nose to the sawmill. If you're nawmill.
Where There's a Will, There's Velleity (by Ogden Nash). Seated one day at the dictionary I was pretty weary and...
How are we to survive? Solemnity is not the answer, any more than witless and irresponsible frivolity is. I think our best chance lies in humor, which in this case means a wry acceptance of our predicament. We don't have to like it but we can at least recognize its ridiculous aspects, one of which is ourselves.-Ogden Nash
When I consider how my life is spent, I hardly ever repent - Ogden Nash
For those of you who don't know who Ogden Nash is, I guarantee, you do. Here's why,...
Toothache is more nagging than a nagging wife and more irritating than an ex-girlfriend,” . Ogden Nash.
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