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Nick Offerman

Nick Offerman (born June 26, 1970) is an American actor and writer best known for his breakout role as Ron Swanson in the acclaimed NBC sitcom Parks and Recreation.

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Off to a great morning, thanks to and
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Nice Tweedy video by Nick Offerman with cameos by Mavis Staples, Melissa McCarthy, Conan O'Brien, Andy Richter.
An accurate review of thanks and for showing me the light.
Nick Offerman directs John Hodgman in a Tweedy music video
1. Nick Offerman is a different person than Ron Swanson, which can often be pretty easy to forget. 3. Like in this June interview with Maxim, where Offerman gave a very Ron Swanson-like answer on whether, as a woodworker, he would build his own casket. 5. Here’s his amazingly elaborate response, which involves Chris Pratt shooting a flaming arrow: 6. “In a manner of speaking, for I shall con­struct my own elvish watercraft in which I’ll undergo a magnificent Viking funeral.” [ 152 more words. ]
"If humans could fly, we'd consider it exercise and never do it." - Nick Offerman.
Nick Offerman is here to blow your mind:
Nick Offerman may be the single greatest man alive. Only the finest of men could be as fantastically mustachioed as this legend. If I could be 1/4 the man Ron Swanson is, my life would be complete
I love how Nick Offerman voices the Manwich commercials. Yes.
Nick Offerman was amazingly hilarious tonight. 😂😂😂
Let's talk about how deliciously was speaking to my soul tonight. I appreciate every bit of wisdom and crass joke he offered.
A night to remember, thank you to the members of Concerts & Convocations, the staff, and of course,
The 2 most iconic laughs in the entertainment industry have to be and
sang 5000 Candles in the Wind tonight at his was touching.
Martin McClendon is one of the greatest people I have ever known.
Want to keep the night rolling after Head over to the last showing of Maleficent in the Family Room!
wish I could teleport myself to Toronto to accompany Mr. Ted to your show tomorrow.
Guys I am very happy! I just saw Nick Offerman and I am finally done with my ex!!!
"If you prepare bacon and put it in my belly; that's the best way."-Nick Offerman upon being asked the best way to prepare bacon.
I'm still waiting for a Theodore Roosevelt biopic starring Nick Offerman.
I saw you tonight in Laramie. Great show!! Upon your advice I Googled Wendell Berry. Wow! Which book should I start with?!
.I hope you enjoy our beautiful stars tonight in Laramie!
Has ever yelled at you? Or threatened to call the cops? He yelled at THIS guy, probably cuz I don't have a mustache...
Thank you for coming to the University of Wyoming. You put on a great show.
Everytime I go through Minooka I want to find Nick Offerman's childhood home and sleep in his childhood bed 💕
Nick Offerman's book affected me way more than I expected it to. He seems so much cooler than Ron Swanson.
Go see Nick Offerman comedy stand up tomorrow in the festival. Its just a suggestion
Nick Offerman is in this movie as a typical white dad and it's so funny
I always said I wanted nick Offerman to be my dad and now I understand why Rosie always wanted Liam Neeson as her dad.
Bout to see with Lee for his birthday!!!
Can't wait for to address the Laramie, WY vs Pawnee, IN similarities.
Ready to rock my awesome seats at Nick Offerman's show, sure to be great
Fifth row seats for Nick Offerman lets go!
Nick Offerman at UW tonight in just a few minutes. @ Arts & Sciences Building, University of Wyoming
"It is an incredible gift to be able to make your own fun"- Nick Offerman
pretty sure that was narrating the manwich commercial I just saw??
students, be sure to relieve yourselves before takes the stage. I am already prepared to laugh so hard I cry.
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Words of wisdom for college Freshman from Nick Offerman a.k.a Ron Swanson---
I dunno about you, but I'm spending my evening with
It's day two of Who's in? What's funny? Is 24-hrs appropriate time to start prepping our upper lip to rival
Happy Friday! If you're going to see Nick Offerman tonight, come check out our table!
well, shoot...I'm not as cool as I thought I was!
I knowww, but I'm in row I would so ditch you anyways!
will be at the University of Wyoming tonight. Brush-up on a few of his non-Ron Swanson roles here -->
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Further proof that me and have the best state-level meetups: do YOUR meetups involve NO THEY DO NOT.
People of Laramie: It is a little late to be calling right now to get tickets to see Nick Offerman tonight. Just a teeny bit late.
Stoked to go see Ron Swanson I mean Nick Offerman tonight at UW. He is one of my favorite actors hah
Picture sent to me of a wood working kit that was posted online. Felt I had to share it with you.
Anyone have 2 extra Nick Offerman tickets they want to sell?
. would be great as Teddy Roosevelt. Also, as
If I wanted to bring a large number of deviled eggs, but didn't have any tickets, could you guarantee fridge space?
not sure if you actually like scotch, but if you do I hope it's Laphroig
The husband is taking me on a hot date to see Ron Frickin' Swanson (tonight...may all my wooden canoe dreams come true.
Every man strives to have the caliber of Nick Offerman's mustache
I'm so upset your only in Toronto for one night !
I used to like you, Nick Offerman...
Please God let my marriage be as much fun as Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally's
if I ever got famous Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally would be the first people I would actually ask about meeting
Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman answer your questions on how to “engage in romantic love” via
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Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally, 'Parks and Recreation' are really married
Fun show tonight! Hugh Jackman & Nick Offerman are here. Plus music from Luke Bryan & new
having a threesome with Nick Offerman and his wife, Megan Mullally; my greatest dream.
This is the best. Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman are my favourite.
Hmm... I don't think it sounds like her. Might be Megan Mullally since she's Nick Offerman's wife.
Found out from cute RD that Nick Offerman has his own wood shop!!! He actually is Ron Swanson.
Watching West Wing for the first time. Funny seeing Elisabeth Moss and Nick Offerman looking so young.
Nick Offerman aka Ron Swanson us coming in October! This year is going to be amazing with him, Walk The Moon on Slayter and Neon Trees!
Nick Offerman doing slam poetry about bacon. The dude's the best.
. How do you feel about bacon taking the shape of harmless seahorses?
A poetry slam by Nick about something ALSO near and dear to my heart...
I added a video to a playlist The gunfighter - (voice by Nick Offerman)
.Who is Nick Offerman and why has anyone ever Googled him?
He had face and Sebastian Cabot's beard. I wanted to follow him into battle.
"Nick Offerman's 5 rules for being a man"
I would also sign a petition to have Duke Silver play the halftime show.
It's the only thing that really makes sense
please dont sue me for naming my fantasy team May use your bearded face too. Almost done with your book, good read
Lol: Nick Offerman's 5 rules for being a man
'Believe Me' looks fantastic! How could it not with Nick Offerman doing what he does best?!
Nick Offerman's 5 rules for being a man
Nick Offerman's 5 rules for being a
It's most definitely the face of love! I bet was in on the making of this facial expression.
I mean, the face he's making. It's like he saw the perfect ribeye and started weeping
Ron Swanson is my ultimate role model
It must be pretty awesome to be nick offerman
Shaved the beard, had a stubble and a mush by the end of this onslaught by
Nick offerman is the definition of a manly man
I want Kyle Kinane's beard and Nick Offerman's hair.
"Watching in episode 5 of I need to go back and find this, first season?
Here at Random Nation, we are big of Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson, Parks & Rec) and we would like to share some...
''Dear frozen yogurt: You are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing.'' - Ron Swanson
I'm gonna be so sad when parks and rec end
REALLY funny short I just found featuring Nick Offerman. You should really give this a watch.
watching with my kids has been the best part of summer. Thanks. too.
has the best laugh. It makes my heart happy.
Believe Me: See Alex Russell scam the masses in new trailer: The upcoming comedy film features Nick Offerman a...
you got to be on Gravity Falls and it's the best thing.
Nick Offerman's 5 rules for being a man [r/funny]
Had a dream that showed up in an Iron man suit. and were there too. It was Epic!
I'd like to see Nick Offerman in a Bollywood movie
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I forgot that Nick Offerman had been on The West Wing!
A Walk in the Woods apparently in post-production, with Robert Redford as Bryson and Nick Nolte as Katz. Offerman and Schaal in it, too!
[It was so intense, I didn't know where my flesh ended and her's began.].
Nick Offerman's 5 rules for being a man:
A lot of people tell me my cat reminds them of Ron Swanson.
Photoset: fallontonight: Jimmy, Blake Shelton, and Nick Offerman perform *** Hey” by The...
Nick Offerman's mustache is crooked and it bothers me
I would like to thank I just had a second round of reading your book. It has help me get out of the darkest of times. Thanks
Nick Offerman has a really relaxing voice
Nick Offerman's 5 rules for being a man This is why HE is a better comedian than, say,
My dad used to look like my Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson)
Here's another very entertaining trailer for 'Believe Me', featuring the likes of Lecrae and Nick Offerman.
Ron Swanson is a lot of fun. But let's remember that knows that being manly is actually very simple.
This fact, without citation, is on Nick Offerman's Wikipedia page: "He likes to roast marshmallows with the Spear of Destiny and gives out mini liquor bottles and beef jerky to trick-or-treaters." That's not a reference to anything about either him or Ron Swanson that I can find.
Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman are married?! Whaaat?? Karen Walker and Ron Swanson? I LOVE THAT
Nick Offerman and Liam Cunningham have to be the same person.
Nick Offerman on just legit made me put beer through my nose (Seriously, New Belgium Ranger IPA, burns like *** . featured in NBC s Science of Love
Chelsea Peretti hiving by far the best speach of the evening (and Nick Offerman was way out ahead).…
Just a reminder, Fargo Forum folks, that this is around the time of year that Nick Offerman of Parks & Rec takes a fishing trip near Fargo
People who deserved yearly comedy noms: Daniel Davis for the Nanny, Nick Offerman for Parks, Max Greenfield for New Girl, David Hyde Pierce.
Just got JFL tickets for Brooklyn 99, Pete Holmes, Improv4humans, Nick Offerman, Doug Loves Movies, and Marc Maron!
In one episode of I have seen Nick Offerman and Elizabeth Moss. My inner IMDB is having a playday.
Today is the birthday of Aubrey Plaza, Nick Offerman, Jason Schwartzman, and Paul Thomas Anderson.
Sam Elliot and Nick Offerman just canceled each other out.
22 JUMP STREET MPAA Rating: R/ Genre: Comedy/ Stars: Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill, Peter Stormare, Ice Cube, Wyatt Russell, Amber Stevens, Jillian Bell, Nick Offerman, Rob Riggle, Dave Franco, Richard Grieco, Steven Williams/ Runtime: 112 minutes Now to be sure, no one expected the 2012 feature film 21 Jump Street starring Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill to become the runaway success that it did; but instead of a straightforward update, its helmers Lord and Miller decided to turn a police procedural of youthful-looking cops going undercover in schools and colleges into a self-mocking romp and with just the right amount of self-awareness and some inventive flourishes, the retooled '21 Jump Street' became both a critical and commercial hit, which of course is the reason why this sequel is seeing the light of day. Now before you start accusing '22 Jump Street' of being more of the same, well writers-directors Phil Lord and Christopher Miller want you to know that they hear your lament. Yes, the duo whose Midas t ...
It's only a sin if you get caught. The film is starring Alex Russell, Zachary Knighton, Johanna Braddy, Miles Fisher, Sinqua Walls, Max Adler, with Nick Offerman, and Christopher McDonald. It releases on September 26th in theaters and on demand.
Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum, and Ice Cube are back for "22 Jump Street." My review. In this second outing, the Jump Street crew are back with more or less the same thing they were doing last time. There is a drug out there and it is being spread across a college and the duo goes undercover to find out who is dealing it out. The only difference this time, is it is college instead of high school. It is noted from the players in the movie including Nick Offerman that no one cared about a reboot the first time, but they got lucky and this time they've spent more money for essentially the same thing. They make plenty of fun of themselves and the reboot/sequel and it works nicely here. Ice Cube steps it up here and is really funny. We get appearances from Rob Riggle and Dave Franco reprising their roles from the last film and there are a number of guest star appearances. The end credits feature a very clever entertaining look at what future installments could look like. This is a funny film and a worth ...
Nick Offerman roasts Time Warner and Eric Cantor in this very funny speech--WATCH:
Oklahoma City's annual deadCENTER Film Festival is this weekend, and in today's blog, Nate runs down some of the films he's looking forward to seeing. Nick Offerman of Parks and Recreation makes an appearance, as do Dan Harmon of Community, Stax Records, and at least one member of the Official Village People.
Alright this will be a long post, just going to put down my 5 favourite sitcoms, sans Laugh Track. Laugh track ones will come later Honourable mentions: My Name Is Earl, Arrested Development, Go On, The Office, Modern Family. Special Mention: Corner Gas This series isn't well known to Americans, as it was set and initially broadcast in Canada, but this series' blend of snarky humour and small town charm will strike a cord with fans of comedy. 5)Parks and Recreation The first two seasons were pretty slow, but a great cast including Amy Poehler, Aziz Ansari and Chris Pratt hooked me to the quirky mocumentary series. Though the cast has many great actors, the stand out of the series is clearly Nick Offerman as the gruff Ron Swanson. Season 3 added Adam Scott and Rob Lowe to the cast and it only improved things 4) 30 Rock. I honestly didn't like this show initially. The more I watched, the more I was interested. Watching Liz Lemon try to handle her tempermental stars while getting advice from her charismatic ...
Photoset: My favorite thing about Parks and Rec is that Aziz Ansari, Aubrey Plaza, Retta, and Nick Offerman...
JFL42 registration complete - seeing BROAD CITY, Rory Scovel, Chelsea Peretti, Ron Funches, Chris D'Elia and Kumail Nanjani in addition to Nick Offerman. September is going to be busy as *** with this, TIFF and Fan Expo!
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Just finished reading Nick Offerman's Paddle Your Own Canoe. Lovely book and a lovely man. Do check it out.
If any of you consider my suggestions, I highly recommend reading 'Paddle Your Own Canoe' by Nick Offerman. I owe it to the world to pass on
Hey TV God's, I would like you to bring back Battle of the Network Stars (American Gladiator style, this time). My team captains would be David Boreanaz (FOX), Nick Offerman (NBC), Mark Harmon (CBS), and Ed O'Neil (ABC). Who would you like to see suit up for competition?
The Lego Movie [DVD] Chris Pratt, Elizabeth Banks, Will Arnett and Morgan Freeman lend their voices to this CGI-animated comedy based on the line of toys made by Lego. The wicked Lord Business (Will Ferrell) is determined to destroy the Lego universe and rebuild it using glue - which goes against the very nature of Lego. Mistaken as the 'Special', the only surviving Master Builder, the rather ordinary Emmet (Pratt) is selected to lead a group of figures on a mission to put a stop to Lord Business's evil plan. Emmet is helped by wise wizard Vitruvius (Freeman), tough girl Wyldstyle (Banks) and DC superhero Batman (Arnett), but can he find something extraordinary within himself in order to save the world? The film also features the voices of Channing Tatum, Liam Neeson, Nick Offerman, Alison Brie and Jonah Hill. Numbers 1-6 £2 per number
"I mean, we're Americans so, like oxygen and food, we love Glen Campbell.» – Nick Offerman (og kona Megan Mullally)
Nick Offerman & Mary Steenburgen Taking 'A Walk in the Woods': . With Nick Nolte and Robert Redford teaming up ...
I had a wonderful time Theater with Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman
Andy Sandberg, Nick Offerman, Seth Rogen and Aziz Ansari are coming to montreal for just for laughs. WHAT
I had a dream last night that I was REALLY trying hard to seduce Ron Swanson. Not Nick Offerman. Ron Swanson.
"The fact that creationism can even be a conversation is a *** shame and blight on our nation's character." -Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson)
I just copied this from the Bill Bryson Author Page: Emma Thompson Off For A Walk In The Woods With Nick Offerman and Kristen Schaal 05 May 2014 | Written by James White | Source: Variety After years of trying to push the idea through the thickets of the development forest, Robert Redford is finally close to turning Bill Bryson’s comic memoir A Walk In The Woods into a film. Emma Thompson, Kristen Schaal and Nick Offerman have now signed on to co-star. Redford, who had at one point considered picking up the megaphone himself, is instead letting Ken Kwapis handle the directorial chores, with Michael Arndt providing the adaptation. The actor will star in the film alongside Nick Nolte, with the story following their haphazard attempt to walk the Appalachian Trail from Georgia to Maine. The book is entirely hilarious, making this film a likely change from Redford's recent, more serious adventures in All Is Lost.
Photo: Nick Offerman with an ax in front of wood…enough said!
Need to see James Franco and Chris O'Dowd in Of Mice and Men. Come with me! (I also need to see Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally in Annapurna). Why is the theatre so expensive?=[
Sam Elliot and Nick Offerman on screen together in Parks and Recreation is perhaps the greatest thing ever. Sorry, kitties.
So so far this year, I’ve seen Russell Tovey and Nick Offerman naked on stage. Andrew Scott, Harry Melling, Matt Smith, NPH in undies. Yup.
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Tonight in Primetime on KCBD KCBD-NewsChannel 11 - 11.1 7:00PM - PARKS AND RECREATION: MOVING UP Leslie (Amy Poehler), Ben (Adam Scott), and Andy (Chris Pratt) head to San Francisco for a National Parks Conference. Tom (Aziz Ansari) opens his restaurant, Ron (Nick Offerman) has another run-in with his ex-wife Tammy 2 (Special Guest Megan Mullalley), Andy lives a rock and roll fantasy, and Leslie makes a huge decision about her future. 8:00PM - NBC SPECIALS: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE PRESENTS SNL SHORTS 10:00PM – KCBD-NewChannel 11 at Ten KCBD-THIStv - 11.2 7:00PM - 9:00PM – Death Wish II (TV-14, R) After his family is victimized by hoodlums for a second time, a one-man vigilante sets out to target the criminals on the seedier side of Los Angeles.
Nick Offerman on directing 'Parks and Recreation's' big surprise - Nick...
So I want to remake Aliens starring me, Nick Offerman, Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Terry Crews, George Clooney (but only funny George Clooney), Jeff Daniels, Tina Fey as Ripley and of course Bill Paxton.
Am I the only one who wants to see a movie where Nick Offerman and Zach Galifianakis are brothers?
Watching The Kings of Summer and it has Alison Brie and Nick Offerman and I'm only 07:48 in andt I already love it :)
Of course Nick Offerman reads George McDonald Fraser. Was it ever in doubt?
FREE ACCESS to ISSUES 1 AND 2 - Hey look at this! Issues 1 and 2 of Muze are online right now. You can page through them at your leisure. With cover model Kira Dikhtyar, plus Elisabetta Leli Roselli, Ava Andreina, Chelsey Merrill, Mariana Rodriguez, excerpts from books by Jeremy Scahill and Nick Offerman, photography from Ben Tsui, Alessandra Fiorini, Luca De Nardo, Alberto Buzzanca, Malachi Banales, Ján Hronský, and Fabio Pregnolato. Find them online here:
What a day! Filmed the Carnegie Hall production of Guys and Dolls with Nathan Lane and Megan Mullally, met Ron Swanson himself (Nick Offerman) Then to the Raisin In the Sun opening. Got a great interview with Denzel Washington. Got back to the office at 1am and now will be up all night editing video. Things are a bit crazy but I thank God for every second. He has been very good to me.
Nick Offerman have fun with photographers after leaving the Late Show in New York .
Featured Artist: Nicholas T. Offerman - Nick Offerman is a cartoonist and musician from New Jersey...
Okay so last night me and Vera Ellen Williams went to the infamous dive bar known as 'Cafe Wha?', (Where Hendrix was discovered and artists like Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen started out). We were just going to see a Hendrix cover band. Halfway through the show the guy announces he has a surprise and brings on Juma Sultan, (Jimis congo player from Woodstock!). They play a song and then he announces there will be another special guest (as if that wasn't incredible enough), the only surviving member of both the Jimi Hendrix experience AND the Band of Gypsys, the amazing bass player and friend of Jimis before he was even famous the legendary BILLY COX!!! They then brought out the WHOLE of the experience whom are touring right now for around $100 a ticket (we got in for $12). After the show we met Billy Cox and got the picture down below. TODAY we went on Letterman and EMMA WATSON and NICK OFFERMAN! were on the show. Afterward we went outside and got to meet Nick Offerman. I asked him to sign my passport an ...
It's official, I am going to New York to work as Assistant Lighting Designer on the Off-Broadway revamp of Annapurna! I'll be in the city from April 4th until the 15th and cannot wait to start working! The show stars Megan Mullally (Will & Grace) and her husband Nick Offerman (Parks and Recreation). Thank you so much to Michael Gend for this amazing opportunity, I could not be more excited!!!
Official Press Release Parks & Recreation’s Nick Offerman to headline RTCA Congressional Correspondents Dinner Contact: Lisa Desjardins Lisa.DesjardinsRadio and Television Correspondents' Association is proud to announce that Nick Offerman of NBC's Parks & Recreation will headline our 70th Annual Congressional Correspondents dinner on June 12. Offerman is best known for his portrayal of craftsman, Ranger leader and anti-government government worker Ron Swanson on the hit sitcom. A stand-up comedian and actor, Offerman has appeared in dozens of movies and television shows, most recently including the role of Metalbeard in The Lego Movie. In addition to his entertainment skills, Offerman is the author of “Paddle Your Own Canoe” and an expert woodworker. He makes boats and other fine crafts out of his company, Offerman’s Woodshop. This is a renaissance man who could win arm wrestling matches but will instead spend June 12 lighting up our dinner with comedy. "I know that with announcements like thi .. ...
Kate Winslet trades Erudite blue for fire-engine red at the Divergent premiere. The expression on Nick Offerman's face in this pic is making us (and Parks and Rec costar Amy Poehler) giggle. Plus: See more shots of Ryan Reynolds, Lea Michele and more celebs in Star Tracks:
Nick Offerman, Patrick Warburton, Hugh Jackman, & Bear Grylls would be the manliest dudes to chill & smoke cigars with.
"She is like a superhero mixed with both Coach and Tammie Taylor from FNL, as well as Tim Riggins and a little Landry." - Nick Offerman
This episode of West Wing has guest star roles from Nick Offerman, Elisabeth Moss, Juwan Howard, and Ted from Scrubs
Don't know what I would do without Nick Kroll and Nick Offerman
Chris Pratt, Will Arnett, Nick Offerman, Alison Brie, Liam Neeson, and Morgan Freeman all in one movie??? That's Lego Movie, SON!
The Lego Movie MPAA Rating: PG/ Genre: Animated Comedy-Action/ Voices of: Chris Pratt, Will Ferrell, Elizabeth Banks, Will Arnett, Nick Offerman, Alison Brie, Charlie Day, Liam Neeson, Morgan Freeman, Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill, Cobie Smulders/ Runtime: 100 minutes Hollywood has a long history of taking beloved relics from our childhood and adapting them into big-screen entertainment, with the unfortunate truth being that the final product often bears little resemblance to the source material that our younger counterparts loved so much. Typically we're left with something that feels like a cheap, hollow cash-in (The Smurfs, Garfield, Alvin and the Chipmunks), or a bloated, special effects-laden film (Battleship, Transformers, G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra). So like many of you, the first time I saw the trailer for The Lego Movie (2014) I thought to myself, "Are you kidding me?!" Yet another movie based on a franchise of toys aimed towards families willing to cough up the cash just to shut their kids up. Can't w ...
If I told you there was a movie out right now with the following people in it: Morgan Freeman, Chris Pratt, Elizabeth Banks, Will Arnett, Charlie Day, Will Farrell, Alison Brie, Nick Offerman, Will Forte, Dave Franco, Billy Dee Williams, Liam Neeson, Jonah Hill, Jake Johnson, Cobie Smulders, Shaq, and Channing'd probably watch it. That movie is the Lego Movie, and it is absolutely brilliant. Everyone needs to see it, now.
Minor Mishap Marching Band storms in to close the Nick Offerman and Nancy & Beth show. A good time was had by all
Minor Mishap Marching Band, the closer to the Nick Offerman show - possibly one of the more randomly…
Marching band after the Nick Offerman show!
Everything is awesome!! Chris Pratt as Emmet Brickowski, an ordinary construction worker minifigure who is mistaken for the "Special." Will Ferrell as Lord Business, an evil businessman who is the company president of the Octan Corporation under the name President Business and tyrant of Brickville.[5][6] Ferrell also plays "The Man Upstairs" in the live-action part of the film. Elizabeth Banks as Wyldstyle/Lucy, a "tough as nails" and tech-savvy female fighter who is one of the Masters Builders.[5] Will Arnett as Batman, a DC Comics superhero. Nick Offerman as Metal Beard, a pirate seeking revenge on Lord Business for taking his body parts.[6] Alison Brie as Uni-Kitty, a unicorn/anime kitten hybrid.[6][7] Charlie Day as Benny, a "1980-something space guy."[5] Liam Neeson as Bad Cop/Good Cop, a police officer with a split personality who is a member of the Super Secret Police. Neeson also voices Pa Cop, Bad Cop/Good Cop's father. Morgan Freeman as Vitruvius, an old wizard who is one of the Master Builders. ...
The English dub of ERNEST & CELESTINE will have Forest Whitaker, William H Macy, Nick Offerman, and Jeffrey Wright? I'm so do…
if you watch the video Nick Offerman is just after 0:40
you have the same laugh as Nick Offerman
Parents of young ones should mark their calendars now; season two of Sofia the First premieres on Disney Junior on Friday, March 7th at 9:30am. The all-stat lineup of guest voices for the new season includes Alyson Hannigan, Ginnifer Goodwin, Melissa Rauch, Anna Camp, John Michael Higgins, Isla Fisher, Sean Astin, Nick Offerman, Robert Morse, Christian Borle, Oliver Platt, Tracey Ullman and Phylicia Rashad.
So if the previews for the new Lego Movie weren't appealing enough, I just learned that Morgan Freeman, Nick Offerman and Liam Neeson are character voices...thank goodness for having nieces and nephews so I'm not that creepy adult who goes to see kid movies alone.
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Yeah, so I definitely want to see the Lego Movie. The cast list is insane. Morgan Freeman, Will Arnett, Will Ferrell, Charlie Day, Cobie Smulders, Nick Offerman, Jorma Tacone, Jonah Hill, Elizabeth Banks. Seriously? I actually know all these people. Surprising!!!
Can we all just take a second to look at The Lego Movie cast? I can't even believe how many actors and actresses are in this movie that I look up to. Alison Brie, Will Ferrel, Nick Offerman, Chris Pratt, Charlie Day, Jonah Hill, Morgan Freeman, Liam Neeson, Jake Johnson, Will Forte and for the ladies they even got Dave Franco. There is literally no person this movie won't please. I am so excited.
Dear Anthony Kiedis, First off let me say I am a huge fan. Love you, love the Chili Peppers, thought you were great in the Super Bowl last night, and the fact that you are 51 and can still rock the shirtless...well let's just say I'm shocked! Now, that being said, I think that it is time to give up on the mustache. I think you tried, and honestly no one can really pull it off (the exception being of course, Tom Selleck, Nick Offerman and Will Ferrel playing Ron Burgundy). Where some may succeed, you look like a 12 year old Hispanic boy going to his "Bowling Birthday Party." Please shave it off, I promise that no one will think bad of you. Thank you!
Everybody knows that the upcoming Lego Movie has Will Arnett (Gob from Arrested Development), Will Ferrell, Morgan Freeman, Jonah Hill, Alison Brie, Will Forte, Charlie Day, Liam Neeson, Nick Offerman, Key (of Key and Peele - I guess Peele was too expensive), Shaq, Billy Dee Williams (yes, as Lando) and Anthony Daniels (yes, he original C-3PO, yes as C-3PO here) - right? Typical kid's movie cast, I guess. I wish I had kids so I could go to this.
Nick Offerman and Stephanie Hunt to Join Megan Mullally in Concert in Santa Monica, 2/22... .
Leonard Maltin and Nick Offerman on stage at the awards ceremony. @ Sundance Awards Night Party
My grade for In A World... is a B-, great premise and well put together by writer, star and director Lake Bell. Very few laughs although genuine make this a ok comedy outing but the acting isn't fantastic though it works good enough. Besides Bell, the cast features Demetri Martin, Rob Corddry, Alexandra Holden, Fred Melamed, Nick Offerman, Michaela Watkins, Geena Davis and cameos by Eva Longoria, Jeff Garlin and Cameron Diaz. Not a total laugh but it was certainly watchable eventhough Ken Marino is in it who I can't stand, great outing for Holden as a standout. Movie suffers with slow spots at the beginning but as the movie goes along it gets better. Interesting premise behind voice over acting, who knew!
The 2014 Sundance Film Festival awards ceremony is going down tonight, starting at 6pm PST. Husband and wife team, Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally, are hosting the ceremony. Watch a live stream of the show below.
Getting ready for the awards night. Goal: snog Aubrey Plaza or Nick Offerman. I'd view either as a successful evening.
FREE MOVIE TICKETS! We're giving away tickets to an early screening of The Lego Movie! 2 winners will be selected at random for each of the 10 cities listed below. Each winner will receive a family four pack of tickets. If you're one of the lucky winners you will be guaranteed tickets until 20 minutes before the listed start time.  Please do not enter if you cannot attend the morning of Saturday, February 1st. Winners will be chosen at random and notified on Monday, January 27th. Giveaway closes Sunday, January 26th at 9pm PST. Must be 18 or older to enter. List of Cities: Los Angeles  Chicago Miami  San Diego El Paso Huston  Dallas San Jose Phoenix New York Enter here: the Movie THE Lego Movie… assembling on February 7 Studio: Warner Bros Starring: Will Ferrell, Alison Brie, Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum, Cobie Smulders, Liam Neeson, Nick Offerman, Morgan Freeman, Will Arnett Directed By: Phil Lord, Christopher Miller Genre: Animated / Action / Comedy Rating: PG Runtime: 94 minutes   Synopsis: The ...
A lot of celebrities have talents other than those that made them famous. Here are a few dozen examples: Harrison Ford is an experienced pilot. He can fly helicopters and planes. John Travolta, Morgan Freeman, Clint Eastwood and Angelina Jolie are also licensed pilots. Jolie also collects daggers and practices knife-throwing. Bruce Willis is a harmonica player. He even released two blues-rock albums in the late '80s. Nick Offerman is a skilled woodworker and even owns his own shop. Christina Hendricks can play the accordion. Conan O'brien can tap dance. Colin Farrell was a country line dancer for CMT, and he even once taught a class. (Here's video of Colin talking about those days on "Conan". Skip ahead to about the 2:10 mark.) Chris Colfer from "Glee" knows how to handle a Japanese sai sword. Emma Roberts can impersonate a crying baby. (???) Jason Lee was a pro skateboarder before becoming an actor. Mike Tyson has been racing pigeons since he was 9. Susan Sarandon took up ping pong several years a ...
Axe Cop himself Nick Offerman previews the upcoming Axe Cop episode "No More Bad Guys". Subscribe now for more Axe Cop clips: Like...
Dear friends and fans - THANK YOU! We've had the pleasure of hosting some great author events in the last few months: Bobby Orr, Nick Offerman, Ian Rankin, Chanda Bell, James Franco, Jay Onrait and Amy Tan! Share your favourite author event memories with us!
Comedy, Drama - Friday 17 January 2014. Cast: Julianne Hough, Russell Brand, Octavia Spencer, Nick Offerman, Holly Hunter. After a near-fatal accident, 21-year-old Lamb Mannerheim is beginning to realise that the world is much bigger than her little God-fearing Montana town. Armed with a big, fat in...
Since I didn't get a chance to watch "We're the Millers" on the way to Vegas (for obvious reasons), I watched it tonight on my Apple TV. Great movie! I really enjoyed it. Definitely my kind of humor. A few things that particularly stood out at me: • Jennifer Aniston. You know what I'm sayin'? • Maybe it's just me, but for some reason Jason Sudeikis seems to closely resemble Ed Helms. I swear, they could be related somehow. • Nick Offerman is just plain awesome. • I was never a "Friends" fan, but that one part during the credits was a really nice touch. Easily worth a rental, if not a purchase.
Hold the phone. Morgan Freeman, Will Ferrell, Nick Offerman, Liam Neeson and Will Arnett are in this Lego Movie.
I don't think I'd love Axe Cop as much as I do if Nick Offerman wasn't involved.
Just saw Nick Offerman playing an extra in a really old George Lopez episode. Oh how the tables have turned
Check out this movie from 2000 w/Louis C.K., Nick Offerman, Kevin Corrigan, David Krumholtz, Jon Glaser and others call…
Axe Cop is the coolest, smartest, man who will ever live. Nick Offerman voices the character of Axe Cop created by Malachai. Subscribe now for more Axe Cop c...
My wife continues to amaze. Only a few lines into "Axe Cop," and she recognizes the lead's voice as Nick Offerman's.
Sam Elliot as Nick Offerman's rival town counterpart on Parks And Rec. Genius.
"Well, I hoped never to see you again," Nick Offerman as Deputy Chief Hardy says in the beginning of the new trailer for "22 Jump Street," referring to officers Jenko and Schmidt, played by Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill.
Looking forward to this, especially more Nick Offerman & Ice Cube. Red-band 22 JUMP STREET trailer:
Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill are back for more silliness in the big-screen follow-up to 21 Jump Street.Sony Pictures unveiled a red-band trailer Monday for 22 Jump Street, reteaming Tatum's Greg Jenko and Hill's Morton Schmidt for the action comedy.Nick Offerman's Deputy Chief Hardy gets meta when
The Parks and Rec episode with Sam Elliot AND Nick Offerman is by far the best thing that I have ever seen. So much man. My love grows deeper.
Ron Swanson/Nick Offerman is the most interesting man in the world! Grab a copy of his eBook in our digital...
Nick Offerman and Rob Lowe are standouts for comedic genius though, in my opinion.
‘Ernest & Celestine’ in English Premiering at Sundance New York-based distributor GKIDS has announced that the English-language version of acclaimed French film Ernest & Celestine, directed by Benjamin Renner, Stephane Aubier and Vincent Patar, will premiere at the Sundance Film Festival on January 18. The U.S. version of the festival favorite will enter wider release in New York and L.A. on March 14 before expanding to other major markets across the country. While the original French version is in the running for Oscars, Annies and Golden Globes (and already has the Cesar Award for Best Animated Feature under its belt), U.S. audiences are in for a treat with the A-list English voice cast. The new version features the voices of Forest Whitaker (Lee Daniels’ The Butler), Mackenzie Foy (Twilight: Breaking Dawn), Lauren Bacall (The Big Sleep), Paul Giamatti (John Adams), William H. Macy (Fargo), Megan Mullally (Will and Grace), Nick Offerman (Parks and Recreation) and Jeffrey Wright (Boardwalk Empire). ...
For the man who enjoys a good glass of Scotch while he stares out the window at night manfully pondering deep thoughts. Scotch is considered by many (including both Nick Offerman and his TV character Ron Swanson) to be the king of the expansive whisky family. Its caramely, biting taste is perfect to warm yourself during a winter night around the fireplace with a thick, manly tome in your hand (perhaps Ulysses by James Joyce). You can get a bottle of Scotch at most liquor stores for anywhere from $30 to $300, but the $60-$80 range is probably your sweet spot. Lagavulin 16, pictured above, is Ron Swanson’s choice, and fits nicely in that sweet spot. $30-$300
Aubrey Plaza was in that Father John Misty vid last year, Nick Offerman was in that FIDLAR vid, now this
for years I've been listening to podcasts/streams/etc which have been advertising ... Today I dropped the hammer on the free trial for one reason: Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman (read by the same).
The Backstage Gourmet Radio Show with PJ Grimes Monday, November 25, 2013 1-2 p.m. Pacific Time/4-5 p.m. Eastern Time (live program) Tune in at Special Guest: Chef Kate McAloon Theme: Green Holiday Cuisine Complements of Chef Kate, our scrumptious Backstage Gourmet menu includes: “Creamy Broccoli Soup with Nutmeg and Toasted Coconut,” “Broccoli with Sautéed Mushrooms and Peppers,” “Surprise Chocolate Mousse with Avocado,” and “Green Tea and White Chocolate Pot de Crème.” Chef Kate McAloon has cooked for many celebrity clients such as Steven Spielberg, Kate Capshaw, Miranda Kerr, Orlando Bloom, Gwyneth Paltrow, Sheryl Crow, Megan Mullally, Nick Offerman, Courteney Cox, Meg Ryan, and David Arquette. Among her many tasty life adventures is also that of being a book author as well as a featured blogger for Miranda Kerr’s KORA Organics. We’ll learn more about those and what’s ahead for Kate (always something wonderful!) Kate was born with a “mixing spoon” in her mou ...
Why am I only just not discovering Axe Cop, (created by a 5 year old), voiced by Nick Offerman.
"IN A WORLD" PLAYING SUNDAY ONLY AT 3:00PM NOV.30, The hilarious and heart-felt comedy In a World... stars writer/director Lake Bell (No Strings Attached, “Children’s Hospital”) as Carol, a struggling vocal coach who strikes it big in the cutthroat world of movie-trailer voiceovers, only to find herself in direct competition with the industry’s reigning king—her father (Fred Melamed, A Serious Man). Amid pride, sexism and family dysfunction, she sets out to change the voice of a generation—and let her voice be heard. Bell's directorial debut features a stellar supporting cast, including Demetri Martin, Rob Corddry, Michaela Watkins, Ken Marino, Nick Offerman, Alexandra Holden and Tig Notaro. Winner of the 2013 Sundance Film Festival Award for Best Screenplay.
The cameos in 21 Jump Street are great. Nick Offerman, Chris Parnell and Jake Johnson are all class.
"Paddle Your Own Canoe" by Nick Offerman... I think it's about time to start my free 30-day trial of
My grade for We're the Millers is an A-, oh my goodness what a hilarious movie with a premise that could of turned me away from this movie but the cast and trailer convinced me into watching this gem of a comedy. The 4 leads (Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Aniston, Will Poulter and Emma Roberts) carry this movie all the way through with Poulter as a standout plus a great supporting cast featuring Nick Offerman, Kathryn Hahn, Molly Quinn and Ed Helms. Absolutely hilarious movie but does have quite a few risqué scenes that some people will be offended by, also some viewers might find the laughs hit or miss but I for one enjoyed this comedy and even thought Aniston put in one of her finest comedic roles plus she is amazingly sexy in this movie. I certainly don't give comedies good grades very often but if a movie makes me laugh more than 4 times it deserves great praise and of course a good grade. Enjoy friends and family...
Just watch this great film. The Kings of Summer Official Trailer (2013) - Nick Offerman, Alison Brie Movie HD
Shut up everybody. Quit trying to make Nick Offerman "happen." He's a funny character on a funny show, but he is not, nor ever will be, Cosmo Kramer or Bill Murray.
Nick Offerman judging some meat at meat_fight. No big deal. @ Four Corners Brewing Co
Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Aaron Paul, Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally, & Octavia Spencer all in a movie?!? Yes, please.
benefit in LA on 11/18 also has Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally,
Screenwriters turning directors is not a new phenomenon, and it's something we covered recently in this extensive feature. And the latest scribe to give it a whirl is Diablo Cody ("Juno," "Young Adult") with "Paradise" featuring Julianne Hough, Russell Brand, Octavia Spencer, Nick Offerman and...
Adorable French animation Ernest and Celestine has been charming critics since Cannes last year, and is a dark horse in the Best Animated Feature race. Only now, however, is it getting asn English-language voice cast, with Forest Whitaker, Nick Offerman and Lauren Bacall among the big names.
Beard of Zac Brown, height of Tom Cruise, skin complexion of Robert Pattinson, manliness of Nick Offerman, hair of Jason Statham.
Recently, on Conan, Megan Mullally revealed that her husband, Nick Offerman, lovingly refers to her as his little ‘gizz jar.’ Imagine the fun of having had to explain what ‘gizz’ is to my 88-year-old father. xo♥∞.
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