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Nick Offerman

Nick Offerman (born June 26, 1970) is an American actor and writer best known for his breakout role as Ron Swanson in the acclaimed NBC sitcom Parks and Recreation.

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She's talking to Dum Dum Dugan, who is basically Nick Offerman with all the eyeliner of John Barrowman
WATCH: Nick Offerman provides a "gut check" to rally Americans for the next NASCAR season
Nick Offerman made it look interesting, but then I remembered NASCAR only goes left.
Nick Offerman's NASCAR Super Bowl commercial criticised for bullying gluten-free diets: Ron Swanson is a stubb...
The awesome makes look epic in this commercial -
Watch Nick Offerman give his take on NASCAR in this epic Super Bowl commerical!
If doesn't run for President in 2016, I'll be real disappointed, America. Certainly better than current possibilities.
Nick Offerman's 10 Tips for a Prosperous Life:. 1: Engage in romantic love
Even after revisiting Nick Offerman's nascar commercial several times I still want to kill myself
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16,000 people were offended by the Nick Offerman Super Bowl Ad
"Paddle Your Own Canoe." - - thank you You'll never know how much I needed to hear that right now.
Nick Offerman is the perfect person to advertise Nascar.
18,000 ppl. petitioned for the removal of NBC's video w/ Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson), it only makes it more awesome.
Nick Offerman's last name sounds like a superhero who gives people coupons for really great deals.
The number of commercials I hear on Spotify is absurd. I don't need to hear Nick Offerman's voice THAT often.
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Omg Nick Offerman is in this episode of Just had to announce that
Best ads: Dodge with the centenarians, Snickers with the Bradys, Nick Offerman for NASCAR, Doritos airplane seat.
Very cool room and awesome coffee table is it from Nick Offerman's wood shop?
Bummer. is the WORST for so many reasons. A big engine is fun, but driving in an oval is not. very, very, rare miss.
"When our idea of danger is eating gluten, there's trouble afoot". - Nick Offerman
.PLEASE STOP PLAYING THE NASCAR / NICK OFFERMAN AD TWICE IN A ROW ideally stop playing it at all
is back July 4th weekend thanks Nick Offerman!
i can't get over nick offerman's laugh. . IMC. RYING
I don't care how you pitch it- is cars racing in an oval. It's either your jam or it ain't. Nick Offerman won't change that.
i love the latest NASCAR commercial with so much that I might start watching NASCAR
Nick Offerman's hat in the Nascar commercial tho
Agreed. Tho the Nick Offerman NASCAR one was a close second for me.
& the ends in the most American way possible with in an ad.
The best part of the Super Bowl was the nascar commercial# MURICA
18,000 people want Nick Offerman's Super Bowl ad banned:
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As you can see from that Nick Offerman ad, football is over. Time for
Nick Offerman's NASCAR commercial makes offensive cracks explaining how we've become soft. People offended are petitioning it. NASCAR wins.
Nick Offerman to NASCAR on NBC is like Carrie Underwood to NBC Sunday Night Football.
Is it just me or do actor Nick Offerman and ESPN analyst Mark Schlereth look like brothers?
Tina Fay as Ray, Allison Brie as Egon, Amy Poehler as Venkman, Retta as Winston, Nick Offerman as Gozer.
Why was I not aware of Nick Offerman and Kieran Culkin's casting in season 2 of Fargo?
An old friend of mine is the creator of Axe Cop and I just wanna hang with him and Nick Offerman.
Sad day in facial hair: Nick Offerman shaved his Ron Swanson mustache
Kristen Wiig and Nick Offerman kick off Sundance with the first-ever Delta festival shuttle
Here is the cast for WALK IN THE WOODS! PREMIERES A Walk in the Woods / U.S.A. (Director: Ken Kwapis, Screenwriters: Rick Kerb, Bill Holderman) — An aging travel writer sets out to hike the 2,100-mile Appalachian Trail with a long-estranged high school buddy. Along the way, the duo face off with each other, nature, and an eccentric assortment of characters. Together, they learn that some roads are better left untraveled. Cast: Robert Redford, Nick Nolte, Emma Thompson, Mary Steenburgen, Nick Offerman, Kristen Schaal. SALT LAKE CITY GALA FILM
Nick Offerman on the final season: Has Ron Swanson changed?
Season 2 of keeps getting more awesome, adds Nick Offerman, Patrick Wilson and more: h…
The odds you'd heard of Nick Offerman before "Parks and Recreation" are slim. Now, he's the most quotable woodworker ht…
A number of people have joined Fargo season two, including Ted Danson, Patrick Wilson, Jean Smart, Nick Offerman, and Kieran Culkin.
The next group of stars to be banished to the frozen wilderness of Fargo has finally been confirmed, as FX has announced that Patrick Wilson, Ted Danson, Nick Offerman, Brad Garrett, and Jean Smart will all join the previously announced Jesse Plemons and Kirsten Dunst in the second season of its Coe
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Ted Danson and Nick Offerman on season two of Fargo? Don't mind if I do...
ICYMI: Fargo's second season brings Nick Offerman, Ted Danson, and more up north
'Fargo' Nabs Patrick Wilson, Ted Danson and Nick Offerman for Season 2: . Wilson, Danson and Jean Smart land se...
Is this the personality of Ron Swanson or Nick Offerman? The personality makes all the difference.
Season 1 was an all-time TV classic:. 'Fargo' scoop: Patrick Wilson, Ted Danson, Nick Offerman join season 2 via
Nick Offerman is going to be in season 2 of Fargo. That feels kind of perfect.
Tom Selleck and Nick Offerman... only 2 men who can pull off the mustache
It's way better to have 8 people with one beer than 1 person with eight beers. - Nick Offerman
I had no idea that Nick Offerman voiced Axe Cop, but that makes me happy.
If you are a fan of Nick Offerman and really trippy cartoons, go to Hulu and look up "Axe Cop" prepare to be perplexed and in hysteria.
Watching Axe Cop and it only took me two seconds to realize Nick Offerman voiced him and I got so excited
Is that... is that Nick Offerman as Axe Cop...
I'm feeling very about Alec Baldwin's voice, young John Slattery's face, and Nick Offerman's giggle right now
Introducing my dad to Nick Offerman and John Mulaney has resulted in an amount of laughter I've never heard from him
Had a dream Nick Offerman was a zombie & trying to kill me. I had to stab him with a fork while Amy Poehler and I drove away.
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Whew! Amy Adams, Nick Offerman and Foo Fighters. That was one *** of a good show,
Amy Adams and Nick Offerman who are both on were both on at one point
Between Amy Adams, Nick Offerman, and the Foo Fighters, Jimmy Fallon is loaded tonight
Nick Offerman has an American flag shirt and it's all I want for Christmas and Independence Day
Nick Offerman confirmed to be playing "Arn Anderson" in Jon Hamm film based on "Iceman" Dean Malenko!
If you have Netflix, you should watch Nick Offerman : American Ham at your earliest convenience.
Nick Offerman's "American Ham" is now required viewing for any and all future potential boyfriends.
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Nick Offerman offers up a lifetime of hanky advice in this clip from his upcoming special, American Ham, coming exclusively to Netflix on December 12th.
“Nick Offerman: American Ham. Watch it.” so much yes
I would highly recommend to watch Nick Offerman: American Ham
Nick Offerman's special, "American Ham," on Netflix is required watching. That is all.
You need to be watching Nick Offerman: American Ham.
'American Ham' + Nick Offerman is great. Good comedy, great lessons.
Nick Offerman's American Ham is actually amazing go watch it
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Glass of chardonnay and Nick Offerman: American Ham. Yup. I'm styling this Monday night 👍
If you haven't seen American Ham by Nick Offerman on Netflix, I suggest you watch it.
Everyone do yourself a favor and go watch Nick Offerman's special, American Ham, RIGHT NOW 🇺🇸
How long has 'Nick Offerman: American Ham' been on Netflix without me realising because !
If you haven't watched Nick Offerman's stand-up special American Ham on Netflix, I would suggest it
Just watched Nick Offerman's American Ham stand up special on Netflix. It's excellent and I want to take up woodwork.
Nick Offerman's American Ham stand up show is brilliant: wise, inspiring and emotionally touching. Highly recommend
⚠️️PSA: Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson) does stand up comedy and its on netflix⚠️
Oh my god. Nick Offerman's comedy special American Ham. Is so beyond glorious, I love that man.
Nick Offerman: American Ham is the best thing ever
I learned more from Nick Offerman's new special "American Ham" than I've learned from the past 15 years in the American education system.
Nick Offerman's American Ham had a great bit on "You Are Beautiful" (watched on Netflix last night). Suggested.
For someone that ascribes to the philosophy of "Paddle Your Own Canoe," Nick Offerman seems to be put off by those that paddle toward faith.
Nick Offerman was asked if he prefers "chubby Chris Pratt or six-pack Pratt," and his answer is perfect
here have this pics of Nick Offerman and a saxophone, they always cheer me up
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Nick Offerman, Sebastian Bach, AND Sally Struthers in one episode of Gilmore Girls?? This must be heaven.
Talk: Angelina Jolie, Nick Offerman on Fallon • Nicholas Kristof on Tavis • Dave Grohl on Daily • Rachael Ray on WWH • Decemberists on Conan
"...be left to the Rons (Nick Offerman) and Anti-Rons (Sam Elliott) of the world. But it really is a good cause." 2/2
Part of me wants to put Amy Poehler's book, Nick Offerman's book, and the Pawnee book in as my white elephant gift
They should have had Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman in the new Jurassic movie.
George H.W. Bush, Ryan Reynolds, John Kerry, Nick Offerman and more tell what they're thankful for
Nick Offerman is Axe Cop. lmao. he looks just like that dude too.
Nick Offerman's handcrafted wood emojis make chats hard
Is that Nick Offerman with a sax not dressed up as Duke Silver?
Home Depot clerk Nick Offerman can save your relationship
From John Goodman to Nick Offerman, "The West Wing" dripped with guest stars.
Photo: Nick Offerman attends The Hollywood Reporter Key Art Awards Powered by Clio at the Dolby Theatre on...
Inside The Hollywood Reporter's Key Art Awards 2014: Host Nick Offerman was joined by Frank Darabont and advertising and communicatio...
Going to the Key Art Awards tonight in Hollywood hosted by Nick Offerman in the hopes I can bump into Megan Mullally.
"Does anyone have an example of an overtly sexual celebrity couple?" Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally was my answer and it was correct.
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Nick Offerman sans mustache is still hot. Megan Mullally, you lucky wench!
Oh yeah! Nick Offerman is there too! Oh! Is it Thanksgiving? Is Jackson trying to deep fry a turkey??
We have 4 x DVD box sets of the multi-award winning comedy series Parks and Recreation Seasons One, Two, Three, Four and Five to giveaway. Comedy superstar Amy Poehler stars as Leslie Knope, an ambitious and hopeful small-town government worker, whose dreams are way bigger than her political talents. “I want to be President someday, so I have not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once. At a party in college. It was kind of indescribable really. I felt like I was floating. It turns out that there wasn't any marijuana in it, it was just an insanely good brownie” Leslie American political heavyweights are out in force, with cameos from Senator John McCain and Vice President Joe Biden. Plus Will Arnett (30 Rock) as Leslie’s blind date, Emmy winning stand up Louis C.K as the local cop, Will and Grace’s Megan Mullally as Ron Swanson’s manipulative and over sexed ex-wife. (Megan is married to Nick Offerman who plays Ron Swanson in real life), Paul Rudd (Knocked Up, Friends) as Leslie’s Pawnee City Co ...
Megan Mullally showing up in Parks and Rec is always great. Just like Nick Offerman showing up in Childrens Hospital!
We already loved Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman, now we love them more
Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally are married irl?! Omg that's just the best! :)
Sometimes I feel sad but then I remember Megan Mullally is married to Nick Offerman!!!
I really liked it! It has Tig Notaro and Nick Offerman in small roles, they're GREAT.
Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman's marriage is just as good as we imagined
Everything about Axe Cop is awesome, because it has Nick Offerman, which immediately makes me love it, and Pat...
The SAPB presents Nick Offerman (aka Ron Swanson from Parks & Rec) for this years Family Weekend Comedy Show
why would you do this to me? okay so Paget Brewster, Will Arnett, Nick Offerman, Dave Franco, Sandra Bullock maybe? lol you?
yup. Nick Offerman, Emma Thompson, and Robert Redford are slated to star.
Nick Offerman did a show the Mondavi center at Davis last weekend and I missed it. My heart is broken.
“Parks and Recreation's Nick Offerman will perform at Bailey Hall on Dec. 5" ...can't believe I'm missing Ron Swanson.
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In Case You Missed It (Last Night): Nick Offerman is the man.check this out - Steve...
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Finished season 1 of Parks and Rec. Can I just say that Nick Offerman can make me laugh just by being onscreen? 'Bacon wrapped shrimp.'
Hey Eric! Nick Offerman is in our new film, Believe Me! Be sure to get it here: …
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Nick Offerman, with all his grizzled wisdom and vocal gravitas, sat down to share the most profound things ever pondered in a shower. The tidbits of brillian...
Hey Josh! If you're a Nick Offerman fan, go see his new film, Believe Me! In theaters and on itunes now!
With this sticker on it, my flask never runs out of scotch... nick_offerman
Dug through my old Lego, when suddenly Nick Offerman!
I'm 36 and started playing the sax when I was 12. What age did you start playing?
I always felt that Flanders looks like Nick Offerman from Parks and Recreation.
A humorous handbook for all aspiring manly men!. Laugh'n'Learn. - by
Nick Offerman's character appealing to the government for funding. Basically the opposite of Ron Swanson lol
I wanna be invited to the Nick Offerman funeral...
Chris Pratt/Anna Faris, Emily Blunt/John Krasinski & Nick Offerman/Megan Mullaly are making me believe in marriage
Thx to JFL42 for: Birbiglia, Tompkins, Holmes & Offerman. Great times w all!
Was it just me or did Chris Pratt look like the son of Nick Offerman in the NFL skit?
New movie “Believe Me” featuring and is now on iTunes for rent or purchase!
Just saw The Gunfighter at the South Dakota Film Festival. Can you narrate my life?
Off to a great morning, thanks to and
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Nice Tweedy video by Nick Offerman with cameos by Mavis Staples, Melissa McCarthy, Conan O'Brien, Andy Richter.
An accurate review of thanks and for showing me the light.
Wristcutters: A Love Story, you've got Patrick Fugit, you've got Nick Offerman, you've got Tom Waits... ***
Nick Offerman directs John Hodgman in a Tweedy music video
1. Nick Offerman is a different person than Ron Swanson, which can often be pretty easy to forget. 3. Like in this June interview with Maxim, where Offerman gave a very Ron Swanson-like answer on whether, as a woodworker, he would build his own casket. 5. Here’s his amazingly elaborate response, which involves Chris Pratt shooting a flaming arrow: 6. “In a manner of speaking, for I shall con­struct my own elvish watercraft in which I’ll undergo a magnificent Viking funeral.” [ 152 more words. ]
"If humans could fly, we'd consider it exercise and never do it." - Nick Offerman.
Nick Offerman is here to blow your mind:
Nick Offerman may be the single greatest man alive. Only the finest of men could be as fantastically mustachioed as this legend. If I could be 1/4 the man Ron Swanson is, my life would be complete
I love how Nick Offerman voices the Manwich commercials. Yes.
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Nick Offerman was amazingly hilarious tonight. 😂😂😂
Let's talk about how deliciously was speaking to my soul tonight. I appreciate every bit of wisdom and crass joke he offered.
A night to remember, thank you to the members of Concerts & Convocations, the staff, and of course,
The 2 most iconic laughs in the entertainment industry have to be and
sang 5000 Candles in the Wind tonight at his show...it was touching.
Martin McClendon is one of the greatest people I have ever known.
Want to keep the night rolling after Head over to the last showing of Maleficent in the Family Room!
wish I could teleport myself to Toronto to accompany Mr. Ted to your show tomorrow.
Guys I am very happy! I just saw Nick Offerman and I am finally done with my ex!!!
"If you prepare bacon and put it in my belly; that's the best way."-Nick Offerman upon being asked the best way to prepare bacon.
I'm still waiting for a Theodore Roosevelt biopic starring Nick Offerman.
I saw you tonight in Laramie. Great show!! Upon your advice I Googled Wendell Berry. Wow! Which book should I start with?!
.I hope you enjoy our beautiful stars tonight in Laramie!
Has ever yelled at you? Or threatened to call the cops? He yelled at THIS guy, probably cuz I don't have a mustache...
Thank you for coming to the University of Wyoming. You put on a great show.
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Everytime I go through Minooka I want to find Nick Offerman's childhood home and sleep in his childhood bed 💕
Nick Offerman's book affected me way more than I expected it to. He seems so much cooler than Ron Swanson.
Go see Nick Offerman comedy stand up tomorrow in the festival. Its just a suggestion
Nick Offerman is in this movie as a typical white dad and it's so funny
I always said I wanted nick Offerman to be my dad and now I understand why Rosie always wanted Liam neeson as her dad.
Bout to see with Lee for his birthday!!!
Can't wait for to address the Laramie, WY vs Pawnee, IN similarities.
Ready to rock my awesome seats at Nick Offerman's show, sure to be great
Fifth row seats for Nick Offerman lets go!
Nick Offerman at UW tonight in just a few minutes. @ Arts & Sciences Building, University of Wyoming
"It is an incredible gift to be able to make your own fun"- Nick Offerman
pretty sure that was narrating the manwich commercial I just saw??
students, be sure to relieve yourselves before takes the stage. I am already prepared to laugh so hard I cry.
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Words of wisdom for college Freshman from Nick Offerman a.k.a Ron Swanson---
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I dunno about you, but I'm spending my evening with
It's day two of Who's in? What's funny? Is 24-hrs appropriate time to start prepping our upper lip to rival
Happy Friday! If you're going to see Nick Offerman tonight, come check out our table!
well, shoot...I'm not as cool as I thought I was!
I knowww, but I'm in row 2...so I would so ditch you anyways!
will be at the University of Wyoming tonight. Brush-up on a few of his non-Ron Swanson roles here -->
Further proof that me and have the best state-level meetups: do YOUR meetups involve NO THEY DO NOT.
People of Laramie: It is a little late to be calling right now to get tickets to see Nick Offerman tonight. Just a teeny bit late.
Stoked to go see Ron Swanson I mean Nick Offerman tonight at UW. He is one of my favorite actors hah
Picture sent to me of a wood working kit that was posted online. Felt I had to share it with you.
Anyone have 2 extra Nick Offerman tickets they want to sell?
. would be great as Teddy Roosevelt. Also, as
If I wanted to bring a large number of deviled eggs, but didn't have any tickets, could you guarantee fridge space?
not sure if you actually like scotch, but if you do I hope it's Laphroig
The husband is taking me on a hot date to see Ron Frickin' Swanson (tonight...may all my wooden canoe dreams come true.
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Every man strives to have the caliber of Nick Offerman's mustache
I'm so upset your only in Toronto for one night !
I used to like you, Nick Offerman...
Please God let my marriage be as much fun as Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally's
if I ever got famous Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally would be the first people I would actually ask about meeting
Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman answer your questions on how to “engage in romantic love” via
Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally, 'Parks and Recreation' are really married
Fun show tonight! Hugh Jackman & Nick Offerman are here. Plus music from Luke Bryan & new
having a threesome with Nick Offerman and his wife, Megan Mullally; my greatest dream.
This is the best. Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman are my favourite.
Hmm... I don't think it sounds like her. Might be Megan Mullally since she's Nick Offerman's wife.
Found out from cute RD that Nick Offerman has his own wood shop!!! He actually is Ron Swanson.
Watching West Wing for the first time. Funny seeing Elisabeth Moss and Nick Offerman looking so young.
Nick Offerman aka Ron Swanson us coming in October! This year is going to be amazing with him, Walk The Moon on Slayter and Neon Trees!
Nick Offerman doing slam poetry about bacon. The dude's the best.
. How do you feel about bacon taking the shape of harmless seahorses?
A poetry slam by Nick about something ALSO near and dear to my heart...
I added a video to a playlist The gunfighter - (voice by Nick Offerman)
.Who is Nick Offerman and why has anyone ever Googled him?
He had face and Sebastian Cabot's beard. I wanted to follow him into battle.
"Nick Offerman's 5 rules for being a man"
I would also sign a petition to have Duke Silver play the halftime show.
It's the only thing that really makes sense
please dont sue me for naming my fantasy team May use your bearded face too. Almost done with your book, good read
Lol: Nick Offerman's 5 rules for being a man
'Believe Me' looks fantastic! How could it not with Nick Offerman doing what he does best?!
Nick Offerman's 5 rules for being a man
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It's most definitely the face of love! I bet was in on the making of this facial expression.
I mean, the face he's making. It's like he saw the perfect ribeye and started weeping
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Ron Swanson is my ultimate role model
It must be pretty awesome to be nick offerman
Shaved the beard, had a stubble and a mush by the end of this onslaught by
Nick offerman is the definition of a manly man
I want Kyle Kinane's beard and Nick Offerman's hair.
"Watching in episode 5 of I need to go back and find this, first season?
Here at Random Nation, we are big of Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson, Parks & Rec) and we would like to share some...
''Dear frozen yogurt: You are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing.'' - Ron Swanson
I'm gonna be so sad when parks and rec end
REALLY funny short I just found featuring Nick Offerman. You should really give this a watch.
watching with my kids has been the best part of summer. Thanks. too.
has the best laugh. It makes my heart happy.
Believe Me: See Alex Russell scam the masses in new trailer: The upcoming comedy film features Nick Offerman a...
you got to be on Gravity Falls and it's the best thing.
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Had a dream that showed up in an Iron man suit. and were there too. It was Epic!
I'd like to see Nick Offerman in a Bollywood movie
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. MullallyOfferman do live sex and other acts of ribaldry!. 6/13 DC http…
I forgot that Nick Offerman had been on The West Wing!
A Walk in the Woods apparently in post-production, with Robert Redford as Bryson and Nick Nolte as Katz. Offerman and Schaal in it, too!
[It was so intense, I didn't know where my flesh ended and her's began.].
Nick Offerman's 5 rules for being a man:
A lot of people tell me my cat reminds them of Ron Swanson.
Photoset: fallontonight: Jimmy, Blake Shelton, and Nick Offerman perform *** Hey” by The...
Nick Offerman's mustache is crooked and it bothers me
I would like to thank I just had a second round of reading your book. It has help me get out of the darkest of times. Thanks
Nick Offerman has a really relaxing voice
Nick Offerman's 5 rules for being a man This is why HE is a better comedian than, say,
My dad used to look like my Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson)
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Here's another very entertaining trailer for 'Believe Me', featuring the likes of Lecrae and Nick Offerman.
Ron Swanson is a lot of fun. But let's remember that knows that being manly is actually very simple.
This fact, without citation, is on Nick Offerman's Wikipedia page: "He likes to roast marshmallows with the Spear of Destiny and gives out mini liquor bottles and beef jerky to trick-or-treaters." That's not a reference to anything about either him or Ron Swanson that I can find.
Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman are married?! Whaaat?? Karen Walker and Ron Swanson? I LOVE THAT
Nick Offerman and Liam Cunningham have to be the same person.
Nick Offerman on just legit made me put beer through my nose (Seriously, New Belgium Ranger IPA, burns like *** .
Chelsea Peretti hiving by far the best speach of the evening (and Nick Offerman was way out ahead).…
Just a reminder, Fargo Forum folks, that this is around the time of year that Nick Offerman of Parks & Rec takes a fishing trip near Fargo
People who deserved yearly comedy noms: Daniel Davis for the Nanny, Nick Offerman for Parks, Max Greenfield for New Girl, David Hyde Pierce.
Just got JFL tickets for Brooklyn 99, Pete Holmes, Improv4humans, Nick Offerman, Doug Loves Movies, and Marc Maron!
In one episode of I have seen Nick Offerman and Elizabeth Moss. My inner IMDB is having a playday.
Today is the birthday of Aubrey Plaza, Nick Offerman, Jason Schwartzman, and Paul Thomas Anderson.
Sam Elliot and Nick Offerman just canceled each other out.
22 JUMP STREET MPAA Rating: R/ Genre: Comedy/ Stars: Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill, Peter Stormare, Ice Cube, Wyatt Russell, Amber Stevens, Jillian Bell, Nick Offerman, Rob Riggle, Dave Franco, Richard Grieco, Steven Williams/ Runtime: 112 minutes Now to be sure, no one expected the 2012 feature film 21 Jump Street starring Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill to become the runaway success that it did; but instead of a straightforward update, its helmers Lord and Miller decided to turn a police procedural of youthful-looking cops going undercover in schools and colleges into a self-mocking romp and with just the right amount of self-awareness and some inventive flourishes, the retooled '21 Jump Street' became both a critical and commercial hit, which of course is the reason why this sequel is seeing the light of day. Now before you start accusing '22 Jump Street' of being more of the same, well writers-directors Phil Lord and Christopher Miller want you to know that they hear your lament. Yes, the duo whose Midas t ...
It's only a sin if you get caught. The film is starring Alex Russell, Zachary Knighton, Johanna Braddy, Miles Fisher, Sinqua Walls, Max Adler, with Nick Offerman, and Christopher McDonald. It releases on September 26th in theaters and on demand.
Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum, and Ice Cube are back for "22 Jump Street." My review. In this second outing, the Jump Street crew are back with more or less the same thing they were doing last time. There is a drug out there and it is being spread across a college and the duo goes undercover to find out who is dealing it out. The only difference this time, is it is college instead of high school. It is noted from the players in the movie including Nick Offerman that no one cared about a reboot the first time, but they got lucky and this time they've spent more money for essentially the same thing. They make plenty of fun of themselves and the reboot/sequel and it works nicely here. Ice Cube steps it up here and is really funny. We get appearances from Rob Riggle and Dave Franco reprising their roles from the last film and there are a number of guest star appearances. The end credits feature a very clever entertaining look at what future installments could look like. This is a funny film and a worth ...
Nick Offerman roasts Time Warner and Eric Cantor in this very funny speech--WATCH:
Oklahoma City's annual deadCENTER Film Festival is this weekend, and in today's blog, Nate runs down some of the films he's looking forward to seeing. Nick Offerman of Parks and Recreation makes an appearance, as do Dan Harmon of Community, Stax Records, and at least one member of the Official Village People.
Alright this will be a long post, just going to put down my 5 favourite sitcoms, sans Laugh Track. Laugh track ones will come later Honourable mentions: My Name Is Earl, Arrested Development, Go On, The Office, Modern Family. Special Mention: Corner Gas This series isn't well known to Americans, as it was set and initially broadcast in Canada, but this series' blend of snarky humour and small town charm will strike a cord with fans of comedy. 5)Parks and Recreation The first two seasons were pretty slow, but a great cast including Amy Poehler, Aziz Ansari and Chris Pratt hooked me to the quirky mocumentary series. Though the cast has many great actors, the stand out of the series is clearly Nick Offerman as the gruff Ron Swanson. Season 3 added Adam Scott and Rob Lowe to the cast and it only improved things 4) 30 Rock. I honestly didn't like this show initially. The more I watched, the more I was interested. Watching Liz Lemon try to handle her tempermental stars while getting advice from her charismatic ...
Photoset: My favorite thing about Parks and Rec is that Aziz Ansari, Aubrey Plaza, Retta, and Nick Offerman...
JFL42 registration complete - seeing BROAD CITY, Rory Scovel, Chelsea Peretti, Ron Funches, Chris D'Elia and Kumail Nanjani in addition to Nick Offerman. September is going to be busy as *** with this, TIFF and Fan Expo!
Just finished reading Nick Offerman's Paddle Your Own Canoe. Lovely book and a lovely man. Do check it out.
If any of you consider my suggestions, I highly recommend reading 'Paddle Your Own Canoe' by Nick Offerman. I owe it to the world to pass on
Hey TV God's, I would like you to bring back Battle of the Network Stars (American Gladiator style, this time). My team captains would be David Boreanaz (FOX), Nick Offerman (NBC), Mark Harmon (CBS), and Ed O'Neil (ABC). Who would you like to see suit up for competition?
The Lego Movie [DVD] Chris Pratt, Elizabeth Banks, Will Arnett and Morgan Freeman lend their voices to this CGI-animated comedy based on the line of toys made by Lego. The wicked Lord Business (Will Ferrell) is determined to destroy the Lego universe and rebuild it using glue - which goes against the very nature of Lego. Mistaken as the 'Special', the only surviving Master Builder, the rather ordinary Emmet (Pratt) is selected to lead a group of figures on a mission to put a stop to Lord Business's evil plan. Emmet is helped by wise wizard Vitruvius (Freeman), tough girl Wyldstyle (Banks) and DC superhero Batman (Arnett), but can he find something extraordinary within himself in order to save the world? The film also features the voices of Channing Tatum, Liam Neeson, Nick Offerman, Alison Brie and Jonah Hill. Numbers 1-6 £2 per number
"I mean, we're Americans so, like oxygen and food, we love Glen Campbell.» – Nick Offerman (og kona Megan Mullally)
Nick Offerman & Mary Steenburgen Taking 'A Walk in the Woods': . With Nick Nolte and Robert Redford teaming up ...
I had a wonderful time Theater with Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman
Andy Sandberg, Nick Offerman, Seth Rogen and Aziz Ansari are coming to montreal for just for laughs. WHAT
I had a dream last night that I was REALLY trying hard to seduce Ron Swanson. Not Nick Offerman. Ron Swanson.
"The fact that creationism can even be a conversation is a *** shame and blight on our nation's character." -Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson)
I just copied this from the Bill Bryson Author Page: Emma Thompson Off For A Walk In The Woods With Nick Offerman and Kristen Schaal 05 May 2014 | Written by James White | Source: Variety After years of trying to push the idea through the thickets of the development forest, Robert Redford is finally close to turning Bill Bryson’s comic memoir A Walk In The Woods into a film. Emma Thompson, Kristen Schaal and Nick Offerman have now signed on to co-star. Redford, who had at one point considered picking up the megaphone himself, is instead letting Ken Kwapis handle the directorial chores, with Michael Arndt providing the adaptation. The actor will star in the film alongside Nick Nolte, with the story following their haphazard attempt to walk the Appalachian Trail from Georgia to Maine. The book is entirely hilarious, making this film a likely change from Redford's recent, more serious adventures in All Is Lost.
Photo: Nick Offerman with an ax in front of wood…enough said!
Need to see James Franco and Chris O'Dowd in Of Mice and Men. Come with me! (I also need to see Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally in Annapurna). Why is the theatre so expensive?=[
Sam Elliot and Nick Offerman on screen together in Parks and Recreation is perhaps the greatest thing ever. Sorry, kitties.
Tonight in Primetime on KCBD KCBD-NewsChannel 11 - 11.1 7:00PM - PARKS AND RECREATION: MOVING UP Leslie (Amy Poehler), Ben (Adam Scott), and Andy (Chris Pratt) head to San Francisco for a National Parks Conference. Tom (Aziz Ansari) opens his restaurant, Ron (Nick Offerman) has another run-in with his ex-wife Tammy 2 (Special Guest Megan Mullalley), Andy lives a rock and roll fantasy, and Leslie makes a huge decision about her future. 8:00PM - NBC SPECIALS: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE PRESENTS SNL SHORTS 10:00PM – KCBD-NewChannel 11 at Ten KCBD-THIStv - 11.2 7:00PM - 9:00PM – Death Wish II (TV-14, R) After his family is victimized by hoodlums for a second time, a one-man vigilante sets out to target the criminals on the seedier side of Los Angeles.
Nick Offerman on directing 'Parks and Recreation's' big surprise - Nick...
So I want to remake Aliens starring me, Nick Offerman, Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Terry Crews, George Clooney (but only funny George Clooney), Jeff Daniels, Tina Fey as Ripley and of course Bill Paxton.
Am I the only one who wants to see a movie where Nick Offerman and Zach Galifianakis are brothers?
Watching The Kings of Summer and it has Alison Brie and Nick Offerman and I'm only 07:48 in andt I already love it :)
Of course Nick Offerman reads George McDonald Fraser. Was it ever in doubt?
FREE ACCESS to ISSUES 1 AND 2 - Hey look at this! Issues 1 and 2 of Muze are online right now. You can page through them at your leisure. With cover model Kira Dikhtyar, plus Elisabetta Leli Roselli, Ava Andreina, Chelsey Merrill, Mariana Rodriguez, excerpts from books by Jeremy Scahill and Nick Offerman, photography from Ben Tsui, Alessandra Fiorini, Luca De Nardo, Alberto Buzzanca, Malachi Banales, Ján Hronský, and Fabio Pregnolato. Find them online here:
What a day! Filmed the Carnegie Hall production of Guys and Dolls with Nathan Lane and Megan Mullally, met Ron Swanson himself (Nick Offerman) Then to the Raisin In the Sun opening. Got a great interview with Denzel Washington. Got back to the office at 1am and now will be up all night editing video. Things are a bit crazy but I thank God for every second. He has been very good to me.
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