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Nick Offerman

Nick Offerman (born June 26, 1970) is an American actor and writer best known for his breakout role as Ron Swanson in the acclaimed NBC sitcom Parks and Recreation.

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Dear Anthony Kiedis, First off let me say I am a huge fan. Love you, love the Chili Peppers, thought you were great in the Super Bowl last night, and the fact that you are 51 and can still rock the shirtless...well let's just say I'm shocked! Now, that being said, I think that it is time to give up on the mustache. I think you tried, and honestly no one can really pull it off (the exception being of course, Tom Selleck, Nick Offerman and Will Ferrel playing Ron Burgundy). Where some may succeed, you look like a 12 year old Hispanic boy going to his "Bowling Birthday Party." Please shave it off, I promise that no one will think bad of you. Thank you!
Everybody knows that the upcoming Lego movie has Will Arnett (Gob from Arrested Development), Will Ferrell, Morgan Freeman, Jonah Hill, Alison Brie, Will Forte, Charlie Day, Liam Neeson, Nick Offerman, Key (of Key and Peele - I guess Peele was too expensive), Shaq, Billy Dee Williams (yes, as Lando) and Anthony Daniels (yes, he original C-3PO, yes as C-3PO here) - right? Typical kid's movie cast, I guess. I wish I had kids so I could go to this.
Nick Offerman and Stephanie Hunt to Join Megan Mullally in Concert in Santa Monica, 2/22... .
Leonard Maltin and Nick Offerman on stage at the awards ceremony. @ Sundance Awards Night Party
My grade for In A World... is a B-, great premise and well put together by writer, star and director Lake Bell. Very few laughs although genuine make this a ok comedy outing but the acting isn't fantastic though it works good enough. Besides Bell, the cast features Demetri Martin, Rob Corddry, Alexandra Holden, Fred Melamed, Nick Offerman, Michaela Watkins, Geena Davis and cameos by Eva Longoria, Jeff Garlin and Cameron Diaz. Not a total laugh but it was certainly watchable eventhough Ken Marino is in it who I can't stand, great outing for Holden as a standout. Movie suffers with slow spots at the beginning but as the movie goes along it gets better. Interesting premise behind voice over acting, who knew!
Getting ready for the awards night. Goal: snog Aubrey Plaza or Nick Offerman. I'd view either as a successful evening.
FREE MOVIE TICKETS! We're giving away tickets to an early screening of The Lego Movie! 2 winners will be selected at random for each of the 10 cities listed below. Each winner will receive a family four pack of tickets. If you're one of the lucky winners you will be guaranteed tickets until 20 minutes before the listed start time.  Please do not enter if you cannot attend the morning of Saturday, February 1st. Winners will be chosen at random and notified on Monday, January 27th. Giveaway closes Sunday, January 26th at 9pm PST. Must be 18 or older to enter. List of Cities: Los Angeles  Chicago Miami  San Diego El Paso Huston  Dallas San Jose Phoenix New York Enter here: the Movie THE LEGO MOVIE… assembling on February 7 Studio: Warner Bros Starring: Will Ferrell, Alison Brie, Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum, Cobie Smulders, Liam Neeson, Nick Offerman, Morgan Freeman, Will Arnett Directed By: Phil Lord, Christopher Miller Genre: Animated / Action / Comedy Rating: PG Runtime: 94 minutes   Synopsis: The ...
A lot of celebrities have talents other than those that made them famous. Here are a few dozen examples: Harrison Ford is an experienced pilot. He can fly helicopters and planes. John Travolta, Morgan Freeman, Clint Eastwood and Angelina Jolie are also licensed pilots. Jolie also collects daggers and practices knife-throwing. Bruce Willis is a harmonica player. He even released two blues-rock albums in the late '80s. Nick Offerman is a skilled woodworker and even owns his own shop. Christina Hendricks can play the accordion. Conan O'brien can tap dance. Colin Farrell was a country line dancer for CMT, and he even once taught a class. (Here's video of Colin talking about those days on "Conan". Skip ahead to about the 2:10 mark.) Chris Colfer from "Glee" knows how to handle a Japanese sai sword. Emma Roberts can impersonate a crying baby. (???) Jason Lee was a pro skateboarder before becoming an actor. Mike Tyson has been racing pigeons since he was 9. Susan Sarandon took up ping pong several years a ...
Axe Cop himself Nick Offerman previews the upcoming Axe Cop episode "No More Bad Guys". Subscribe now for more Axe Cop clips: Like...
Dear friends and fans - THANK YOU! We've had the pleasure of hosting some great author events in the last few months: Bobby Orr, Nick Offerman, Ian Rankin, Chanda Bell, James Franco, Jay Onrait and Amy Tan! Share your favourite author event memories with us!
Comedy, Drama - Friday 17 January 2014. Cast: Julianne Hough, Russell Brand, Octavia Spencer, Nick Offerman, Holly Hunter. After a near-fatal accident, 21-year-old Lamb Mannerheim is beginning to realise that the world is much bigger than her little God-fearing Montana town. Armed with a big, fat in...
Since I didn't get a chance to watch "We're the Millers" on the way to Vegas (for obvious reasons), I watched it tonight on my Apple TV. Great movie! I really enjoyed it. Definitely my kind of humor. A few things that particularly stood out at me: • Jennifer Aniston. You know what I'm sayin'? • Maybe it's just me, but for some reason Jason Sudeikis seems to closely resemble Ed Helms. I swear, they could be related somehow. • Nick Offerman is just plain awesome. • I was never a "Friends" fan, but that one part during the credits was a really nice touch. Easily worth a rental, if not a purchase.
Hold the phone. Morgan Freeman, Will Ferrell, Nick Offerman, Liam Neeson and Will Arnett are in this Lego movie.
I don't think I'd love Axe Cop as much as I do if Nick Offerman wasn't involved.
Just saw Nick Offerman playing an extra in a really old George Lopez episode. Oh how the tables have turned
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Axe Cop is the coolest, smartest, man who will ever live. Nick Offerman voices the character of Axe Cop created by Malachai. Subscribe now for more Axe Cop c...
Tonight in Primetime on KCBD KCBD-NewsChannel 11 - 11.1 7:00PM - PARKS AND RECREATION: LONDON Leslie (Amy Poehler) wins an award from an international Women in Government organization, and travels to London with Ben (Adam Scott), Andy (Chris Pratt), April (Aubrey Plaza) and Ron (Nick Offerman) to accept it. 7:30PM - PARKS AND RECREATION: LONDON PART 2 Tom (Aziz Ansari) hunts down the mysterious businessman who is trying to put Rent-a-Swag out of business, while Ann (Rashida Jones) and Chris (Rob Lowe) settle into the next phase of their relationship, Jim O’Heir and Retta also star. 8:00PM - NBC SPECIALS: THE WOMEN OF SNL 10:00PM – KCBD-NewChannel 11 at Ten KCBD-THIStv - 11.2 7:00PM - 9:00PM – WarGames (TV-PG, PG, ***) A computer-game whiz previews a new video game, but he fails to realize that it is a military missile defense system that threatens to cause a nuclear war.
My wife continues to amaze. Only a few lines into "Axe Cop," and she recognizes the lead's voice as Nick Offerman's.
Sam Elliot as Nick Offerman's rival town counterpart on Parks And Rec. Genius.
"Well, I hoped never to see you again," Nick Offerman as Deputy Chief Hardy says in the beginning of the new trailer for "22 Jump Street," referring to officers Jenko and Schmidt, played by Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill.
Looking forward to this, especially more Nick Offerman & Ice Cube. Red-band 22 JUMP STREET trailer:
Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill are back for more silliness in the big-screen follow-up to 21 Jump Street.Sony Pictures unveiled a red-band trailer Monday for 22 Jump Street, reteaming Tatum's Greg Jenko and Hill's Morton Schmidt for the action comedy.Nick Offerman's Deputy Chief Hardy gets meta when
The Parks and Rec episode with Sam Elliot AND Nick Offerman is by far the best thing that I have ever seen. So much man. My love grows deeper.
Ron Swanson/Nick Offerman is the most interesting man in the world! Grab a copy of his eBook in our digital...
Nick Offerman and Rob Lowe are standouts for comedic genius though, in my opinion.
‘Ernest & Celestine’ in English Premiering at Sundance New York-based distributor GKIDS has announced that the English-language version of acclaimed French film Ernest & Celestine, directed by Benjamin Renner, Stephane Aubier and Vincent Patar, will premiere at the Sundance Film Festival on January 18. The U.S. version of the festival favorite will enter wider release in New York and L.A. on March 14 before expanding to other major markets across the country. While the original French version is in the running for Oscars, Annies and Golden Globes (and already has the Cesar Award for Best Animated Feature under its belt), U.S. audiences are in for a treat with the A-list English voice cast. The new version features the voices of Forest Whitaker (Lee Daniels’ The Butler), Mackenzie Foy (Twilight: Breaking Dawn), Lauren Bacall (The Big Sleep), Paul Giamatti (John Adams), William H. Macy (Fargo), Megan Mullally (Will and Grace), Nick Offerman (Parks and Recreation) and Jeffrey Wright (Boardwalk Empire). ...
For the man who enjoys a good glass of Scotch while he stares out the window at night manfully pondering deep thoughts. Scotch is considered by many (including both Nick Offerman and his TV character Ron Swanson) to be the king of the expansive whisky family. Its caramely, biting taste is perfect to warm yourself during a winter night around the fireplace with a thick, manly tome in your hand (perhaps Ulysses by James Joyce). You can get a bottle of Scotch at most liquor stores for anywhere from $30 to $300, but the $60-$80 range is probably your sweet spot. Lagavulin 16, pictured above, is Ron Swanson’s choice, and fits nicely in that sweet spot. $30-$300
Aubrey Plaza was in that Father John Misty vid last year, Nick Offerman was in that FIDLAR vid, now this
for years I've been listening to podcasts/streams/etc which have been advertising ... Today I dropped the hammer on the free trial for one reason: Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman (read by the same).
The Backstage Gourmet Radio Show with PJ Grimes Monday, November 25, 2013 1-2 p.m. Pacific Time/4-5 p.m. Eastern Time (live program) Tune in at Special Guest: Chef Kate McAloon Theme: Green Holiday Cuisine Complements of Chef Kate, our scrumptious Backstage Gourmet menu includes: “Creamy Broccoli Soup with Nutmeg and Toasted Coconut,” “Broccoli with Sautéed Mushrooms and Peppers,” “Surprise Chocolate Mousse with Avocado,” and “Green Tea and White Chocolate Pot de Crème.” Chef Kate McAloon has cooked for many celebrity clients such as Steven Spielberg, Kate Capshaw, Miranda Kerr, Orlando Bloom, Gwyneth Paltrow, Sheryl Crow, Megan Mullally, Nick Offerman, Courteney Cox, Meg Ryan, and David Arquette. Among her many tasty life adventures is also that of being a book author as well as a featured blogger for Miranda Kerr’s KORA Organics. We’ll learn more about those and what’s ahead for Kate (always something wonderful!) Kate was born with a “mixing spoon” in her mou ...   10% Off
Why am I only just not discovering Axe Cop, (created by a 5 year old), voiced by Nick Offerman.
"IN A WORLD" PLAYING SUNDAY ONLY AT 3:00PM NOV.30, The hilarious and heart-felt comedy In a World... stars writer/director Lake Bell (No Strings Attached, “Children’s Hospital”) as Carol, a struggling vocal coach who strikes it big in the cutthroat world of movie-trailer voiceovers, only to find herself in direct competition with the industry’s reigning king—her father (Fred Melamed, A Serious Man). Amid pride, sexism and family dysfunction, she sets out to change the voice of a generation—and let her voice be heard. Bell's directorial debut features a stellar supporting cast, including Demetri Martin, Rob Corddry, Michaela Watkins, Ken Marino, Nick Offerman, Alexandra Holden and Tig Notaro. Winner of the 2013 Sundance Film Festival Award for Best Screenplay.
The cameos in 21 Jump Street are great. Nick Offerman, Chris Parnell and Jake Johnson are all class.
"Paddle Your Own Canoe" by Nick Offerman... I think it's about time to start my free 30-day trial of
My grade for We're the Millers is an A-, oh my goodness what a hilarious movie with a premise that could of turned me away from this movie but the cast and trailer convinced me into watching this gem of a comedy. The 4 leads (Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Aniston, Will Poulter and Emma Roberts) carry this movie all the way through with Poulter as a standout plus a great supporting cast featuring Nick Offerman, Kathryn Hahn, Molly Quinn and Ed Helms. Absolutely hilarious movie but does have quite a few risqué scenes that some people will be offended by, also some viewers might find the laughs hit or miss but I for one enjoyed this comedy and even thought Aniston put in one of her finest comedic roles plus she is amazingly sexy in this movie. I certainly don't give comedies good grades very often but if a movie makes me laugh more than 4 times it deserves great praise and of course a good grade. Enjoy friends and family...
Just watch this great film. The Kings of Summer Official Trailer (2013) - Nick Offerman, Alison Brie Movie HD
Shut up everybody. Quit trying to make Nick Offerman "happen." He's a funny character on a funny show, but he is not, nor ever will be, Cosmo Kramer or Bill Murray.
Nick Offerman judging some meat at meat_fight. No big deal. @ Four Corners Brewing Co
Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Aaron Paul, Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally, & Octavia Spencer all in a movie?!? Yes, please.
benefit in LA on 11/18 also has Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally,
Adorable French animation Ernest and Celestine has been charming critics since Cannes last year, and is a dark horse in the Best Animated Feature race. Only now, however, is it getting asn English-language voice cast, with Forest Whitaker, Nick Offerman and Lauren Bacall among the big names.
Beard of Zac Brown, height of Tom Cruise, skin complexion of Robert Pattinson, manliness of Nick Offerman, hair of Jason Statham.
Nick Offerman and Jon Hamm in the same podcast?
Putting the Nick Offerman and Si Robertson books next to each other at the bookstore is the most tempted I've ever been to buy 2 books.
Recently, on Conan, Megan Mullally revealed that her husband, Nick Offerman, lovingly refers to her as his little ‘gizz jar.’ Imagine the fun of having had to explain what ‘gizz’ is to my 88-year-old father. xo♥∞.
We are doing an interview shoot today and one looks like Stanley Tucci and one looks like Nick Offerman lol
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I love Parks and Recreation, Aziz Ansari and Nick Offerman are awesomely too funny!
I did some bottling this morning and brought in a fair-sized load of wood early this afternoon. I'm looking at two long days of distilling on Wednesday and Thursday and am totally committed all weekend. So I grabbed the opportunity this afternoon to take my best girl to the movies. I got to put my arm around her and share the popcorn. We saw "The Counselor". It was a Cormac McCarthy script, so we expected bleak and violent. It was both, in spades. It did include an absolutely wonderful triple take by Penelope Cruz. Brad Pitt managed to be not bad in a character part. Javier Bardem has a haircut just as odd than the one he sported in "No Country for Old Men". Perhaps the best thought for the day was proffered by Nick Offerman on the Daily Show. Jon Stewart introduced him as a Renaissance Man because of his multiple skills in disparate fields. Offerman demurred, saying, "I'm not a Renaissance man. I'm just from the Midwest."
Voiced by Nick Offerman in the February 7 release
Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally are the only proof of love
Catching up on last night's Jon Stewart, and Nick Offerman's book is now definitely on my to-read list.
Note to self: Read the book "Paddle Your Own Canoe" by Nick Offerman. Also, Note to self: Look into making your own canoe.
kicks off this Friday. Check out Nick Offerman's Great Moments in Moustache History
Today's big question: Who has a better mustache? Sam Elliott or Nick Offerman (aka Ron Swanson)?
And that's my Fatbat of a husband between you and
Megan Mullally has always wanted a surprise party, but not the kind Nick Offerman threw for her.
I knew that Chris Pratt is in this movie, but I didn't know that is also... Cool! :P
Nick Offerman "These days if you know the difference between a Philips screwdriver and a standard head, you're a Renaissance Man"
Is there even a line between Ron Swanson and Nick Offerman?
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[(YouTube link)Nick Offerman of the TV series Parks and Recreation takes you through the history of mustaches, or at least the highlights, in a new video. The whole point is to draw attention to Movember, the annual observance of the growing of facial hair among those wh...
Nick Offerman on last nights Daily Show. The true modern day renaissance man!
Nick Offerman was on The Daily Show last night omg my life
'Somebody up there likes me' is on You should probably watch it and probably love it
From yesterday, but... John Stewart: you're a renaissance man. Nick Offerman: well, I'm a Midwesterner, that's what we call it.
"If you're an original thinker, you are going get told 'no' a lot."
Nick offerman is Ron Swanson, no acting necessary
John Stewart to Nick Offerman(Ron Swanson): "You're a Renaissance Man!" . Nick: "I'm from the midwest. It's the same thing."
Watched the Daily Show interview with him and holy crap, I am Nick Offerman in so many ways.
Nick Offerman will always be Ron Swanson to me.
I didn't think I could fall deeper in love with but I just did. His interview on was amazing.
Nick Offerman is literally the funniest person ever!😂
"Paddle Your Own Canoe" by Nick Offerman = birthday present. who's getting it for me?
"Imagine picking your teeth with a toothpick made by - Me to
Nick Offerman's laugh is my spirit animal
"Sadly these days, if you know the difference between a standard and a Phillips screwdriver you're a Renaissance man" - Nick Offerman.
Nick Offerman is officially the funniest man I've ever heard.
Dear Nick Offerman, please be my dad.
"It is not a book of rules for the citizens of the United States of America. Do me a favor and read that last sentence again." -Nick Offerman, on the Bible.
"I was bored so I built my first canoe" I love Nick Offerman
I told you so. Come back. I'm about to buy you a beer
are you watching Nick Offerman on the Daily Show tonight??
If anyone wants to get me a birthday gift, buy me the new book by Nick Offerman
Nick Offerman is my favorite person forreal
5 of 5 stars to Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman
It's weird seeing Nick Offerman in public appearances because he IS Ron Swanson
Wait is Nick Offerman just Ron Swanson IRL? This is wonderful.
You guys, Nick Offerman on last night's episode of
Nick Offerman is a wonderful human being.
"You're a Renaissance man!". "Well, I'm a Midwesterner, we call it." an American treasure.
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OH MY GOD Nick Offerman actually makes wood furniture and canoes and grew up farming and in the woods HE IS Ron Swanson FOR REAL
Can you teach me how to grow a beard? I'm not doing so hot. I'll be your friend
I really wish they would have let talk on today. Or at least have the camera on him to awe at his moustache.
Nick Offerman's laugh should be bottled and sold from behind the counter in the pharmacy.
My version of heaven is just Nick Offerman's laugh.
Just realized Alain Vigneault looks like Nick Offerman sans 'stache. That's it. That's all I got.
Nick Offerman is back for Movember 2013 and reminds us all of the importance of the moustache. Join our team to grow your own - register at Thi...
Nick Offerman discusses his book and his wood on WATCH:
and will be performing for FSU in just 17 days!!
your not a Hollywood sellout, you are someone who makes families laugh everyday and stand up for what you believe in, respect
it's the cutest thing ever. Imagine dinner with him & the Mrs..
"Suddenly knowing the difference between a philips and straight screwdriver makes you a Renaissance man" thank you Nick Offerman
Ron Swanson would be so disappointed in Nick Offerman...
Nick Offerman is the only man allowed to have a Mustache
A look at Nick Offerman's new book "Paddle Your Own Canoe"
So just found out Nick Offerman is married to Megan Mullally (Tammy 2) in real life... awesome news. Also I might 'treat myself' and get this for myself for Christmas Billy, Cade, Sepehr, Tanner, Alex Stewart
Our beatboxer, Lakiyra Oompa Williams, killing it. We loved opening for Nick Offerman at Center Stage!
I found a Christmas gift for Liz Jostes I'm pretty stoked about. Only to find out Nick Offerman has a new book out. Guess what you're getting for your birthday LJ?
"Its an incredible gift to make fun on your own" - Nick Offerman
In most cases, I am not fond of audio books. But I think I'd be pretty ok with listening to an audio book read by the author of said book, especially when that author is Nick Offerman.
This November, FOX rushes to the end zone with massive television events, series premieres and season finales, as well as all-new episodes with big guest stars, including the two-part season finale of MASTERCHEF JUNIOR Nov. 1 and Nov. 8; the fall premiere of ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF Nov. 2, plus special previews of new series LUCAS BROS. MOVING CO. and GOLAN THE INSATIABLE Nov. 23; the FOX homecoming of “Fringe’s” John Noble on SLEEPY HOLLOW beginning Nov. 4; Damon Wayans, Jr. reprising the role of “Coach” on NEW GIRL Nov. 5; THE X FACTOR’s LIVE performance shows Nov. 6, Nov. 13, Nov. 20 and Nov. 27 and LIVE results shows Nov. 7, Nov. 14 and Nov. 21; the return of GLEE Nov. 7; the season premiere of RAISING HOPE Nov. 15, featuring two all-new back-to-back episodes; and the two-night series premiere of J.J. Abrams and J.H. Wyman’s futuristic buddy-cop drama ALMOST HUMAN Nov. 17 and Nov 18.   Plus, don’t miss the Thanksgiving feasts on BOB’S BURGERS and AMERICAN DAD Nov. 24 and on BR ...
Nick Offerman discusses furniture making, Scotch and his book, "Paddle Your Own Canoe."
Nick Offerman would have had a very different life had he been named Jack.
Nick Offerman, you sir are a god among men.
2 tickets to see Nick Offerman: American Ham Tour at the House of Blues in Dallas on Saturday, Nov 16, 2013 07:00 PM. Nick Offerman plays Ron Swanson on NBC's Parks and Recreation. Tickets retail for $90.66 total..I'll accept the best offer. HMU if you'd like more information.
So Nick Offerman aka Ron Swanson was on the View this morning having to interview Corey Feldman about his new 'book.'
Woke up at 9 to Nick Offerman breakdancing. My life is complete.
Nick Offerman has the greatest laugh ever. He goes from serious looking manly man to goofy kid squeal laugh. The contrast is what makes it.
Nick Offerman is cohosting the view right now!!
We will have more Nick Offerman tickets to give away today. Be listening to win!
I would literally marry Nick Offerman, literally : )
Finally got to go to The Daily Show yesterday & met Nick Offerman! Also sat next to a guy from Wisconsin, and another from Minnesota. The Midwest is always around :)
//If there's a God, Nick Offerman, who's on the View today, will be asked a ridiculous question by Barbara Walters, Jenny McCarthy or Sherri Shephard and his reply will just bluntly destroy them...please, I ask for so little, make this happen.
Watching the View with co host Nick Offerman. He's so cute n funny, plus he is from Minooka.
Oh my goodness, Nick Offerman IS Ron Swanson! Especially in is normal tone. Cracking me up. Yes, I'm watching The View.
So I get to work over a half hour early and The View is on TV. Not the greatest way to start the day until NICK OFFERMAN IS THE GUEST STAR WHAT IS HAPPENING
I have to say, a View panel ultimately hosted by Nick Offerman, Jenny McCarthy, Sherri Shephered and Baba WaWa has my viewership.
Nick Offerman is on the view hosting. well played babs, well played
Today on The View, Nick Offerman guest co-hosts. Plus, Nancy Grace stops by for a visit!
Actor Nick Offerman, aka Ron Swanson from the TV hit "Parks and Recreation," on becoming an actor, and being a manly-man.
Nick Offerman is the man my dad wanted me to grow up to be.
With all due deference to Nick Offerman, if I hear much more about Movember or No-Shave-November, I'll be getting rid of my beard.
The older I get the more Nick Offerman-ized I become...
Comedian Nick Offerman, best known for playing the mustached, meat-loving reluctant government supervisor Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation (returns Thursday at 8pmET/PT), has written a funny memoir/book of
Nick Offerman plays himself as Ron Swanson? Mind blown...
Nick Offerman cracks me up. This man needs to be in everything!
Tonight: Nick Offerman is on the show to talk about his two passions: woodworking and being a clown.
Nick Offerman is a really cool cat. Check out his new book "Paddle Your Own Canoe".
Nothing warms my cockles more than hearing Nick Offerman talking about building scenery on The Daily Show.
Nick Offerman on Daily Show. What I'd give for that man to be my Uncle
Nick Offerman is on the Daily Show. What is this feeling? Is this…is this what love feels like?
Nick Offerman on the Daily Show in a few minutes!
FYI. Nick Offerman interview on NPR in 5 mins
Ron Swanson himself, Nick Offerman is on The Daily Show in an hour. Are you man enough to watch it?
"Maybe we can all take a drink of snake juice and have a dance party just the same." -Nick Offerman on politics
"If I come out with a line of fragrance, my first scent will be, Manchester" - Nick Offerman
Nothing makes water taste better than hard work. (Nick Offerman)
Sergio Flores Did you know that Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) grew up 2 hours from us?
So, I found out Nick Offerman has a woodshop that you can actually purchase stuff possibly made by Nick Offerman from. Now I want to buy something made of wood.
I forgot to mention that Nick Offerman (AKA Ron Swanson) was awesome!
When they're not working their day jobs, many celebrities like to get away from performing by doing something else. Sometimes it's a creative outlet; other times, it's a full-fledged business. For example, when he's not appearing on "Parks and Recreation," Nick Offerman is an accomplished woodworker...
"I think that means you have good manners and carry a handkerchief, being from Normal." -Nick Offerman on NPR, just unknowingly described Jared Alcorn.
Nick Offerman, on NPR talking about gardening, said, "get some *** . :::Ron Swanson giggle:::
Listening to Nick Offerman of Parks & Rec and Offerman Woodshop on NPR right now. The most important advice he wanted to offer was, "Make things with your hands." We couldn't agree more!
I get to see Nick Offerman today live. My beard is ready.
Fan girl squeal! Nick Offerman is going to be On Point with Tom Ashbrook this morning.
Would love to be a fly on the wall in Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally's house!
I have a MIGHTY need to own Nick Offerman's new book, Paddle your own canoe.
So I really want to see a "Lincoln-esque" film about Teddy Roosevelt starring Nick Offerman.
A few photos of the amazing Azumaya that Nick Offerman designed, built, (with help from his shop in LA and local woodworkers here in town) and donated to Japan house. Pretty *** stunning let me tell you. He also performed a sell out show in the Great Hall of Krannert. It was a grand weekend especially as Michael Goldberg, Michael Flanigan, Joe Foust, Jim Stark, Kara Locquist and Molly Glynn also came down to celebrate, lovely to be in the same room with all these special people after all these years
Former alum of the University of Illinois Theatre Deptartment, Nick Offerman sends this message to the students of the University of Illinois.
"Look at the table you built that will keep your beer from falling on the ground" - Nick Offerman
Amtrak heading north. MLB At Play app. Cheering on Cards! Amazing day with James Wyrsch and Nick Offerman. Photos to follow.
Nick Offerman has the best laugh ever.
If you have the chance, rent "Kings of Summer". Very well crafted indie coming-of-age film. Nick Offerman was great in it.
If I were to have a favorite celebrity couple, it would be Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman.
The promos for this movie are 400% better than the movie itself. However, Nick Offerman... Chazz Montgomery Croutar McDoogle Natalie Crowley
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So i totally met Nick offerman aka Ron Swanson at work today and my day has been made :-)
Nick Offerman is in town. I'm too excited right now.
Ready to drink some tea with the one and only Nick Offerman...
Nick Offerman is the only possible voice for Axe Cop.
Saw Nick Offerman perform tonight. Excellent show. I have had wisdom bestowed upon me, as well as a hunger for red meat and intoxicants. That man knows his stuff.
Nick Offerman is full of wisdom and my new role model.
Nick Offerman wrote a book and I'm just now finding out?! I know what I'll be reading all day tomorrow...
ok how can I block all the Nick Offerman related posts from my newsfeed because right now I'm sitting at work seething with jealousy.
Complimentary staches for Nick Offerman (aka Ron Swanson!!!) stand-up show. Love it.
So excited to see Nick Offerman at Krannert Center for the Performing Arts tonight!
I think I learned that from Nick Offerman from Parks and Rec. Harvey Specter laughs... clah, you bugging.
Dear Kim Jong-Un, I find it difficult to take you seriously when you have a haircut like yours. Also, I think you are the only fat person in all of North Korea. So while China tries to sever ties with you (because you are crazy), I will be giggling like Nick Offerman. Love, Bobbay
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The voice of Axe Cop is done by Nick Offerman or a.k.a. Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation!! LOL
I just caught an episode of this new cartoon called Axe Cop. Anyone heard of it? Apparently a 5 year old created the idea and his 29 year old brother wrote it for him. I would've never stopped it on that channel until I heard Nick Offerman's (a.k.a Ron Swanson) voice as the main characters. It was quite entertaining and very funny.
Nick Offerman needs to play Ernest Hemingway at some point.
Nick Offerman, Jon Hamm and in the series premiere of MUSTACHE WARS!
Having spotted both Jon Hamm and Nick Offerman on the same block within the last week leads me to believe I may have accidentally stumbled into the Bermuda Triangle of Ideal Masculinity.
Random thought of the day: Nick Offerman could make a good Ignatius Reilly.
And you have a wonderful canoe hanging in the garage!
I thought Nick Offerman was brilliant init!! 👍
Love the scene where he sings is so cringy luckily the film is so good
you would love it. "Paddle Your Own Canoe" by it's hilarious and great at life lessons and a kick in the pants
"Any dog under 50 pounds is basically a cat and cats are pointless." -Ron Swanson
Attention: Nick Offerman and Retta are coming to Tallahassee 11/15 who wants to go with me
your performance in The Kings of Summer is the best comedic performance I've seen all year!
I've been reading 's book all day, damnit I feel manly.
Just ordered Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman. It's about to be the best book I have ever read. Worth it.
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I want to be best friends with Mike Ditka and Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson)
I'm still more selfish and dickish than I would like to be, but yes! And according to his new book would agree!
The American Ham burger This is why Ron Swanson needs to stay on the…
Why couldn't get and for Gator Growl like FSU did for Pow Wow? If they did, I'd actually go.
I just want to apprentice in 's wood shop. That's it. That's all.
i didn't Nick Offerman was a joke dealer..?
Nick Offerman was at Book Soup last night and I wasn't. This is not okay.
finally watching the west wing (i KNOW), and i spotted this vintage nick offerman, playing a wolf-loving activist.
If I could be somebody else, I would love to be or They seem to have life figured out
The is a great movie. and Megan Mullally were hilarious and was awesome
OMG and this this this with my weird crush Nick Offerman
I don't know if you've seen this. bacon and eggs
About to watch Kings of Summer with and
it’s not just his character, I don’t even remember Nick Offerman or Tommy Flanagan being in it
Shout out to for an excellent Saturday night book discussion
You probably know him best as Libertarian manly man Ron Swanson on NBC’s “Parks and Recreation,” but actor Nick Offerman is also an accomplished stage
I can't believe Ron Swanson married for a third time!?
I love Ron! Got to meet Nick Offerman at comedy week. So friggin amazing. He's basically himself on the show lol
“How to build a chair from Paddle Your Own Canoe love it
Grew my beard out just so I was prepared enough to read this book.
Nick Offerman with full on blonde beard and hair is probably one of the most awful things i have ever seen
Me n the homies n A lot of funny in here. http:/…
Think Nick Offerman is brilliant. As Ron Swanson, in The Kings of Summer, talking about carpentry. Pretty much anything really!
Dear you're great. So naturally, put you on a pumpkin. Kindest regards.
I made this scarecrow at a harvest festival with another big fan It's you! Hope you like it
All the kids in my Chicago neighborhood are getting bacon this year.
Can't wait to see (Ron Swanson) and Sam Elliott on this week, should be a very manly episode
32 books that will make you laugh out loud c/o Our addition:
The Turner’s Manual, an 18th century guide to decorative woodworking: . cc
Congratulations Nick - I love your story despite the warnings from Ric about the language.Joan x
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while I'm buying your book, you should look at the kickstarter for ..since you're a wood afi…
Currents | Q&A: Nick Offerman’s Sawdust Vies With Stardust. The actor from “Parks and Recreation” talks about his...
What an enjoyable read 'Paddle Your Own Canoe' is by the real life Ron Swanon, Can't recommend it enough! Funny, wise, YES!
Get on audiobook so you can listen to the rainbow song. Fantastic
If someone bough me and new books, I'd be forever greatful, plus I'd let you borrow them once I'm done.
Nick Offerman should go around the country and give classes on how to be Ron Swanson
Just saw Nick Offerman in The Kings if Summer. Now watching I could watch that guy in anything and everything.
via lolfactory: Nick Offerman Shows You How to Wear Acceptable Facial Hair- lol...
laughingsquid: Nick Offerman’s Guide to Facial Hair, An Illustration by Mike Mitchell …
Nick Offerman: Manliest author in the 'Canoe'? - With his Pyramid of Greatness, woodworking prowess, and lust for...
Thank you to Frank and Joe for the adoption . Sincerely,. Biaggio.
chrismejia::Yes! This is The Nick Offerman “American Ham” Burger with a Pumpkin Pie Shake that taste like …
Had the privilege of meeting one of my favorite actors,
Sometimes, late at night, when all the world except me and those two squealing drunk chicks who just ran home in the rain is asleep, I have...thoughts. These...thoughts usually take the form of Richard Ayoade narrating my life in my head, as if a man of his fame would deem me so important as to personally and constantly monitor my every thought and action and then interpret it to me as thoughts in my head. Nick Offerman does this too sometimes, and I wonder to myself in the voice of David Cross why he's filling in. I hope Richard is just enjoying some much-deserved time off. Cheers, Richard!
I cannot stop watching Parks and Rec on Netflix. I may never get away from the couch. Thanks Amy Poehler, Nick Offerman and Aubrey Plaza .
Wow Axe Cop is ridiculous but hilarious! Love me some Nick Offerman
Just met one of my heroes and he did not disappoint, Nick Offerman!!! At a signing for his new book, PADDLE YOUR OWN CANOE: ONE MAN'S FUNDAMENTALS FOR DELICIOUS LIVING
I won a meet and greet with Nick Offerman!
I love being in LA cause I can not know about big events like Nick Offerman doing a reading of his book in a book store like three miles from me, and now I can miss it but actually be sad about it becasue I am sO CLOSE!
Nick Offerman has this in his new book, AKA Ron Swanson.
Nick Offerman is a highly entertaining one-man band! Last night at the Music Box Theatre he read excerpts from his new book "Paddle Your Own Canoe" and did a medley of original songs on the guitar. Sarah's Backstage Pass staff writer Laura Vogel was there to get the scoop and will post a full recap soon!
Here is one of the illustrations I did for Nick Offerman’s new book Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man’s Fundamentals for Delicious Living. So stoked to be sharing this with everyone. Had a lot of fun...
Nick Offerman on being an actor and woodworker: "Also, let’s not leave out the most famous carpenter-entertainer: Jesus. He was the original showbiz carpenter."
I was about 15 feet from Nick Offerman tonight. I think I NEED to go cook bacon now.
Somebody Up There Likes Me - Somebody Up There Likes Me Bob Byington s smart, subversive comedy skips through 35 years in the life of Max Youngblood (Keith Poulson, Red Flag), his best (and only) friend Sal (Nick Offerman, Parks and Recreation), and the woman they both adore (Jess Weixler, Teeth). As they stumble in and out of hilariously misguided relationships
Dead Man presented by nick offerman talking about halcyon days of Chicago
Driving back to DFW, rocky's in the backseat, and my dad's making veggie chili at home. Also I'm listening to nick offerman on a podcast and I think everyone should know his Ron Swanson laugh is his REAL laugh. I'm dying. It's adorable.
Nick Offerman in the hotel elevator today might be my best celeb sighting ever.
Pre-Nick Offerman beer. Had to stop in because of the name
Moved to New York on Tuesday. Went to a book reading/ Q&A thing with Nick Offerman on Wednesday. Going to a Q&A with Adam Scott tonight. This is the best week of my life.
Nick Offerman just said hello to us :) 10/10. would do.
LA hamburger restaurant The Oinkster has partnered with actor/comedian Nick Offerman to create their October Burger of the Month: the Nick Offerman "American Ham" Burger. The burger is made...
I am literally in love with Nick Offerman.
Nick offerman drove a subaru brat when he was 19. This dude is a hero.
Growing extra manly Swanson-esque mustaches by sheer force of will with Beth for tonight's Nick Offerman book tour stop!
I had a dream Nick Offerman was at my house for Thanksgiving and we ate bacon wrapped shrimp.
Anyone want to come with me to see Nick Offerman at the Music Box tonight? I'll give you my extra ticket for $15. It'll be a good time. Promise.
"The peculiar thing is, people familiar with my television work now seem to expect me to wield the moustache at all times, when in reality, I will wear it seldom outside of the shooting season. Having enjoyed my life as an aspiring chameleon thus far, I look forward to many more years of it. Parks and Recreation films for seven months of the year, and when I add on the month of moustache growth to prepare for the season’s launch, that’s eight months, or two-thirds of my year, that I am locked into that look. Therefore, I take great pleasure in spending my off-months looking like anything but Ron Swanson. Sometimes I shave my head bald, and sometimes I grow a large shaggy beard, and either direction sees me happy as a clam." - Nick Offerman Replace 'shooting' with farming and you have me. I love you, Nick Offerman..And not just your awesome first name.
Just met Nick Offerman! Talked to him in the alley of our condo building - he just did a show at the Chicago Theatre next door. He's so nice. Oh, Ron Swanson.
Nick Offerman sang 5000 Candles in the Wind to end his show tonight. AMAZING.
Kristin surprised me early for my birthday by taking me to see Nick Offerman do his American Ham show at the Chicago Theatre. It was awesome, especially since he ended the show with a rendition of "Bye Bye Little Sebastian (5,000 Candles In the Wind)"!
This makes up for having surgery when Nick Offerman did stand up.
When I grow up I wanna be Nick Offerman
Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally are the best acting couple ever.
as Ron Swanson, has to be the greatest comedy tv casting ever.
I hope you know I'm a huge P&R fan. You don't have to sell me on a show that has Nick Offerman moonlighting as a jazz musician
Paddle Your Own Canoe is a great novel. thank you for writing it.
Nick Offerman's giggle is the best thing I've heard.
I appreciate the advice, . I'll be going for, "The Tracker."
I feel like American Ham should have had an official drinking game to go along with the show
. Stop by and visit our Parks & Rec dept when you're in Tallahassee for the Pow Wow!!
I think I'm in love with Nick Offerman. Yup, no, definitely in love.
said some very nice things about The we're honored to have him here to make us laugh tonight!
GLAD NICK OFFERMAN IS IN CHICAGO AND I AM NOT. nick offerman is Ron Sawnson from Parks and Rec.
'Food is for eating, places are for being.' -
.explains why woodworking is so high up on Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
Nick Offerman's opening act is weird. Am I right
Should be MT This is how you pronounce "Lagavulin". Thank you Brian Cox &
Have you seen 'we're the millers'? Nick Offerman was ... — No but I want to so bad because I am in love with Jas...
At the Chicago Theatre waiting for to come on! Were ready for you daddy
Just learned wrote a book. Read the Foreplay, cannot wait to buy.
Hey, how long have you been on Honey Nut Cheerios boxes for?
So my girl is kind of incredible. What a surprise. Getting ready to see Nick Offerman just 3 rows back!
Can't wait for Nick Offerman to take the stage
Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson) coming up in a few minutes, can't wait!
Nick Offerman aka Ron Seanson show with n_colegrove
Hhhooomygod I'm at the Nick Offerman show. Its really happening. 😱
at the Chicago Theater for your show but honestly I'm just here for Nancy and Beth
Photo: thebaxley: FIDLAR on set of Cocaine video shot by Ryan Baxley starred by Nick Offerman
Chicago Theater packed. And not a black person in sight for the Nick Offerman show.
Sitting in my favorite theater listening to Johnny Cash, waiting for to come on stage!
The fact that I'm not at the Nick Offerman show at the Chicago Theater tonight has me questioning the life choices that lead me to this decision
I'm never gonna meet nick offerman :/
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