Nick Offerman (born June 26, 1970) is an American actor and writer best known for his breakout role as Ron Swanson in the acclaimed NBC sitcom Parks and Recreation.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Aaron Paul, Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally, & Octavia Spencer all in a movie?!? Yes, please.
benefit in LA on 11/18 also has Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally,
Adorable French animation Ernest and Celestine has been charming critics since Cannes last year, and is a dark horse in the Best Animated Feature race. Only now, however, is it getting asn English-language voice cast, with Forest Whitaker, Nick Offerman and Lauren Bacall among the big names.
Beard of Zac Brown, height of Tom Cruise, skin complexion of Robert Pattinson, manliness of Nick Offerman, hair of Jason Statham.
Nick Offerman and Jon Hamm in the same podcast?
Putting the Nick Offerman and Si Robertson books next to each other at the bookstore is the most tempted I've ever been to buy 2 books.
Recently, on Conan, Megan Mullally revealed that her husband, Nick Offerman, lovingly refers to her as his little ‘gizz jar.’ Imagine the fun of having had to explain what ‘gizz’ is to my 88-year-old father. xo♥∞.
We are doing an interview shoot today and one looks like Stanley Tucci and one looks like Nick Offerman lol
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I love Parks and Recreation, Aziz Ansari and Nick Offerman are awesomely too funny!
I did some bottling this morning and brought in a fair-sized load of wood early this afternoon. I'm looking at two long days of distilling on Wednesday and Thursday and am totally committed all weekend. So I grabbed the opportunity this afternoon to take my best girl to the movies. I got to put my arm around her and share the popcorn. We saw "The Counselor". It was a Cormac McCarthy script, so we expected bleak and violent. It was both, in spades. It did include an absolutely wonderful triple take by Penelope Cruz. Brad Pitt managed to be not bad in a character part. Javier Bardem has a haircut just as odd than the one he sported in "No Country for Old Men". Perhaps the best thought for the day was proffered by Nick Offerman on the Daily Show. Jon Stewart introduced him as a Renaissance Man because of his multiple skills in disparate fields. Offerman demurred, saying, "I'm not a Renaissance man. I'm just from the Midwest."
Voiced by Nick Offerman in the February 7 release
Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally are the only proof of love
Catching up on last night's Jon Stewart, and Nick Offerman's book is now definitely on my to-read list.
Note to self: Read the book "Paddle Your Own Canoe" by Nick Offerman. Also, Note to self: Look into making your own canoe.
kicks off this Friday. Check out Nick Offerman's Great Moments in Moustache History
Today's big question: Who has a better mustache? Sam Elliott or Nick Offerman (aka Ron Swanson)?
And that's my Fatbat of a husband between you and
Megan Mullally has always wanted a surprise party, but not the kind Nick Offerman threw for her.
I knew that Chris Pratt is in this movie, but I didn't know that is also... Cool! :P
Nick Offerman "These days if you know the difference between a Philips screwdriver and a standard head, you're a Renaissance Man"
Is there even a line between Ron Swanson and Nick Offerman?
[(YouTube link)Nick Offerman of the TV series Parks and Recreation takes you through the history of mustaches, or at least the highlights, in a new video. The whole point is to draw attention to Movember, the annual observance of the growing of facial hair among those wh...
Nick Offerman on last nights Daily Show. The true modern day renaissance man!
Nick Offerman was on The Daily Show last night omg my life
'Somebody up there likes me' is on You should probably watch it and probably love it
From yesterday, but... John Stewart: you're a renaissance man. Nick Offerman: well, I'm a Midwesterner, that's what we call it.
"If you're an original thinker, you are going get told 'no' a lot."
Nick offerman is Ron Swanson, no acting necessary
John Stewart to Nick Offerman(Ron Swanson): "You're a Renaissance Man!" . Nick: "I'm from the midwest. It's the same thing."
Watched the Daily Show interview with him and holy crap, I am Nick Offerman in so many ways.
Nick Offerman will always be Ron Swanson to me.
I didn't think I could fall deeper in love with but I just did. His interview on was amazing.
Nick Offerman is literally the funniest person ever!😂
"Paddle Your Own Canoe" by Nick Offerman = birthday present. who's getting it for me?
"Imagine picking your teeth with a toothpick made by - Me to
Nick Offerman's laugh is my spirit animal
"Sadly these days, if you know the difference between a standard and a Phillips screwdriver you're a Renaissance man" - Nick Offerman.
Nick Offerman is officially the funniest man I've ever heard.
Dear Nick Offerman, please be my dad.
"It is not a book of rules for the citizens of the United States of America. Do me a favor and read that last sentence again." -Nick Offerman, on the Bible.
"I was bored so I built my first canoe" I love Nick Offerman
I told you so. Come back. I'm about to buy you a beer
are you watching Nick Offerman on the Daily Show tonight??
If anyone wants to get me a birthday gift, buy me the new book by Nick Offerman
Nick Offerman is my favorite person forreal
5 of 5 stars to Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman
It's weird seeing Nick Offerman in public appearances because he IS Ron Swanson
Wait is Nick Offerman just Ron Swanson IRL? This is wonderful.
You guys, Nick Offerman on last night's episode of
Nick Offerman is a wonderful human being.
"You're a Renaissance man!". "Well, I'm a Midwesterner, we call it." an American treasure.
OH MY GOD Nick Offerman actually makes wood furniture and canoes and grew up farming and in the woods HE IS Ron Swanson FOR REAL
Can you teach me how to grow a beard? I'm not doing so hot. I'll be your friend
I really wish they would have let talk on today. Or at least have the camera on him to awe at his moustache.
Nick Offerman's laugh should be bottled and sold from behind the counter in the pharmacy.
My version of heaven is just Nick Offerman's laugh.
Just realized Alain Vigneault looks like Nick Offerman sans 'stache. That's it. That's all I got.
Nick Offerman is back for Movember 2013 and reminds us all of the importance of the moustache. Join our team to grow your own - register at Movember.com. Thi...
Nick Offerman discusses his book and his wood on WATCH:
and will be performing for FSU in just 17 days!!
your not a Hollywood sellout, you are someone who makes families laugh everyday and stand up for what you believe in, respect
it's the cutest thing ever. Imagine dinner with him & the Mrs..
"Suddenly knowing the difference between a philips and straight screwdriver makes you a Renaissance man" thank you Nick Offerman
Ron Swanson would be so disappointed in Nick Offerman...
Nick Offerman is the only man allowed to have a Mustache
A look at Nick Offerman's new book "Paddle Your Own Canoe"
So just found out Nick Offerman is married to Megan Mullally (Tammy 2) in real life... awesome news. Also I might 'treat myself' and get this for myself for Christmas Billy, Cade, Sepehr, Tanner, Alex Stewart
Our beatboxer, Lakiyra Oompa Williams, killing it. We loved opening for Nick Offerman at Center Stage!
I found a Christmas gift for Liz Jostes I'm pretty stoked about. Only to find out Nick Offerman has a new book out. Guess what you're getting for your birthday LJ?
"Its an incredible gift to make fun on your own" - Nick Offerman
In most cases, I am not fond of audio books. But I think I'd be pretty ok with listening to an audio book read by the author of said book, especially when that author is Nick Offerman.
This November, FOX rushes to the end zone with massive television events, series premieres and season finales, as well as all-new episodes with big guest stars, including the two-part season finale of MASTERCHEF JUNIOR Nov. 1 and Nov. 8; the fall premiere of ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF Nov. 2, plus special previews of new series LUCAS BROS. MOVING CO. and GOLAN THE INSATIABLE Nov. 23; the FOX homecoming of “Fringe’s” John Noble on SLEEPY HOLLOW beginning Nov. 4; Damon Wayans, Jr. reprising the role of “Coach” on NEW GIRL Nov. 5; THE X FACTOR’s LIVE performance shows Nov. 6, Nov. 13, Nov. 20 and Nov. 27 and LIVE results shows Nov. 7, Nov. 14 and Nov. 21; the return of GLEE Nov. 7; the season premiere of RAISING HOPE Nov. 15, featuring two all-new back-to-back episodes; and the two-night series premiere of J.J. Abrams and J.H. Wyman’s futuristic buddy-cop drama ALMOST HUMAN Nov. 17 and Nov 18. Plus, don’t miss the Thanksgiving feasts on BOB’S BURGERS and AMERICAN DAD Nov. 24 and on BR ...
Nick Offerman discusses furniture making, Scotch and his book, "Paddle Your Own Canoe."
Nick Offerman would have had a very different life had he been named Jack.
Nick Offerman, you sir are a god among men.
2 tickets to see Nick Offerman: American Ham Tour at the House of Blues in Dallas on Saturday, Nov 16, 2013 07:00 PM. Nick Offerman plays Ron Swanson on NBC's Parks and Recreation. Tickets retail for $90.66 total..I'll accept the best offer. HMU if you'd like more information.
So Nick Offerman aka Ron Swanson was on the View this morning having to interview Corey Feldman about his new 'book.'
Woke up at 9 to Nick Offerman breakdancing. My life is complete.
Nick Offerman has the greatest laugh ever. He goes from serious looking manly man to goofy kid squeal laugh. The contrast is what makes it.
Nick Offerman is cohosting the view right now!!
We will have more Nick Offerman tickets to give away today. Be listening to win!
I would literally marry Nick Offerman, literally : )
Finally got to go to The Daily Show yesterday & met Nick Offerman! Also sat next to a guy from Wisconsin, and another from Minnesota. The Midwest is always around :)
//If there's a God, Nick Offerman, who's on the View today, will be asked a ridiculous question by Barbara Walters, Jenny McCarthy or Sherri Shephard and his reply will just bluntly destroy them...please, I ask for so little, make this happen.
Watching the View with co host Nick Offerman. He's so cute n funny, plus he is from Minooka.
Oh my goodness, Nick Offerman IS Ron Swanson! Especially in is normal tone. Cracking me up. Yes, I'm watching The View.
So I get to work over a half hour early and The View is on TV. Not the greatest way to start the day until NICK OFFERMAN IS THE GUEST STAR WHAT IS HAPPENING
I have to say, a View panel ultimately hosted by Nick Offerman, Jenny McCarthy, Sherri Shephered and Baba WaWa has my viewership.
Nick Offerman is on the view hosting. well played babs, well played
Today on The View, Nick Offerman guest co-hosts. Plus, Nancy Grace stops by for a visit!
Actor Nick Offerman, aka Ron Swanson from the TV hit "Parks and Recreation," on becoming an actor, and being a manly-man.
Nick Offerman is the man my dad wanted me to grow up to be.
With all due deference to Nick Offerman, if I hear much more about Movember or No-Shave-November, I'll be getting rid of my beard.
The older I get the more Nick Offerman-ized I become...
Comedian Nick Offerman, best known for playing the mustached, meat-loving reluctant government supervisor Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation (returns Thursday at 8pmET/PT), has written a funny memoir/book of
Nick Offerman plays himself as Ron Swanson? Mind blown...
Nick Offerman cracks me up. This man needs to be in everything!
Tonight: Nick Offerman is on the show to talk about his two passions: woodworking and being a clown.
Nick Offerman is a really cool cat. Check out his new book "Paddle Your Own Canoe".
Nothing warms my cockles more than hearing Nick Offerman talking about building scenery on The Daily Show.
Nick Offerman on Daily Show. What I'd give for that man to be my Uncle
Nick Offerman is on the Daily Show. What is this feeling? Is this…is this what love feels like?
Nick Offerman on the Daily Show in a few minutes!
FYI. Nick Offerman interview on NPR in 5 mins
"Maybe we can all take a drink of snake juice and have a dance party just the same." -Nick Offerman on politics
"If I come out with a line of fragrance, my first scent will be, Manchester" - Nick Offerman
Nothing makes water taste better than hard work. (Nick Offerman)
Sergio Flores Did you know that Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) grew up 2 hours from us?
So, I found out Nick Offerman has a woodshop that you can actually purchase stuff possibly made by Nick Offerman from. Now I want to buy something made of wood.
I forgot to mention that Nick Offerman (AKA Ron Swanson) was awesome!
When they're not working their day jobs, many celebrities like to get away from performing by doing something else. Sometimes it's a creative outlet; other times, it's a full-fledged business. For example, when he's not appearing on "Parks and Recreation," Nick Offerman is an accomplished woodworker...
"I think that means you have good manners and carry a handkerchief, being from Normal." -Nick Offerman on NPR, just unknowingly described Jared Alcorn.
Nick Offerman, on NPR talking about gardening, said, "get some *** . :::Ron Swanson giggle:::
Listening to Nick Offerman of Parks & Rec and Offerman Woodshop on NPR right now. The most important advice he wanted to offer was, "Make things with your hands." We couldn't agree more!
I get to see Nick Offerman today live. My beard is ready.
Fan girl squeal! Nick Offerman is going to be On Point with Tom Ashbrook this morning.
Would love to be a fly on the wall in Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally's house!
I have a MIGHTY need to own Nick Offerman's new book, Paddle your own canoe.
So I really want to see a "Lincoln-esque" film about Teddy Roosevelt starring Nick Offerman.
A few photos of the amazing Azumaya that Nick Offerman designed, built, (with help from his shop in LA and local woodworkers here in town) and donated to Japan house. Pretty *** stunning let me tell you. He also performed a sell out show in the Great Hall of Krannert. It was a grand weekend especially as Michael Goldberg, Michael Flanigan, Joe Foust, Jim Stark, Kara Locquist and Molly Glynn also came down to celebrate, lovely to be in the same room with all these special people after all these years
Former alum of the University of Illinois Theatre Deptartment, Nick Offerman sends this message to the students of the University of Illinois.
"Look at the table you built that will keep your beer from falling on the ground" - Nick Offerman
Amtrak heading north. MLB At Play app. Cheering on Cards! Amazing day with James Wyrsch and Nick Offerman. Photos to follow.
Nick Offerman has the best laugh ever.
If you have the chance, rent "Kings of Summer". Very well crafted indie coming-of-age film. Nick Offerman was great in it.
If I were to have a favorite celebrity couple, it would be Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman.
The promos for this movie are 400% better than the movie itself. However, Nick Offerman... Chazz Montgomery Croutar McDoogle Natalie Crowley
Amazing facts: OK, "blow your mind" is a bit dramatic. But 65 Amazing Facts You'll Probably Enjoy and Likely Consider Mentioning to Your Friends didn't fit. 1. Google's founders were willing to sell to Excite for under $1 million in 1999—but Excite turned them down. * 2. There was a third Apple founder. Ronald Wayne (pictured at home in 2010) sold his 10% stake for $800 in 1976. * 3. The famous Aaron Burr “Got Milk?” ad from 1993 was directed by Michael Bay. * 4. According to Amazon, the most highlighted Kindle books are the Bible, the Steve Jobs biography, and The Hunger Games. * 5. A California woman once tried to sue the makers of Cap'n Crunch because Crunch Berries contained "no berries of any kind." * 6. Wilford Brimley was Howard Hughes's bodyguard. * 7. During WWI, German measles were called "liberty measles" and dachshunds became "liberty hounds." * 8. In a 2008 survey, 58% of British teens thought Sherlock Holmes was a real guy, while 20% thought Winston Churchill was not. * 9. At one point ...
So i totally met Nick offerman aka Ron Swanson at work today and my day has been made :-)
Nick Offerman is in town. I'm too excited right now.
Ready to drink some tea with the one and only Nick Offerman...
Nick Offerman is the only possible voice for Axe Cop.
Saw Nick Offerman perform tonight. Excellent show. I have had wisdom bestowed upon me, as well as a hunger for red meat and intoxicants. That man knows his stuff.
Nick Offerman is full of wisdom and my new role model.
Nick Offerman wrote a book and I'm just now finding out?! I know what I'll be reading all day tomorrow...
ok how can I block all the Nick Offerman related posts from my newsfeed because right now I'm sitting at work seething with jealousy.
Complimentary staches for Nick Offerman (aka Ron Swanson!!!) stand-up show. Love it.
So excited to see Nick Offerman at Krannert Center for the Performing Arts tonight!
I think I learned that from Nick Offerman from Parks and Rec. Harvey Specter laughs... clah, you bugging.
"IN A WORLD" NOW IN SAG HARBOR Lake Bell ("Children's Hospital") stars in In a World..., a hilarious romantic comedy about a struggling vocal coach who strikes it big in the cutthroat world of movie-trailer voiceovers, only to find herself in direct competition with the industry's reigning king-her father. Written and directed by Bell, who won the Sundance 2013 Waldo Salt Screenwriting Award for the script, In a World... also stars Fred Melamed (A Serious Man), Rob Corddry (Hot Tub Time Machine), Demetri Martin ("Important Things with Demetri Martin"), Michaela Watkins ("Enlightened"), Ken Marino ("Burning Love"), Nick Offerman ("Parks and Recreation"), Alexandra Holden (The Hot Chick) and Tig Notaro ("The Sarah Silverman Program").
Dear Kim Jong-Un, I find it difficult to take you seriously when you have a haircut like yours. Also, I think you are the only fat person in all of North Korea. So while China tries to sever ties with you (because you are crazy), I will be giggling like Nick Offerman. Love, Bobbay
I just caught an episode of this new cartoon called Axe Cop. Anyone heard of it? Apparently a 5 year old created the idea and his 29 year old brother wrote it for him. I would've never stopped it on that channel until I heard Nick Offerman's (a.k.a Ron Swanson) voice as the main characters. It was quite entertaining and very funny.
Nick Offerman needs to play Ernest Hemingway at some point.
Nick Offerman, Jon Hamm and in the series premiere of MUSTACHE WARS!
Having spotted both Jon Hamm and Nick Offerman on the same block within the last week leads me to believe I may have accidentally stumbled into the Bermuda Triangle of Ideal Masculinity.
Random thought of the day: Nick Offerman could make a good Ignatius Reilly.
And you have a wonderful canoe hanging in the garage!
I thought Nick Offerman was brilliant init!! 👍
Love the scene where he sings is so cringy luckily the film is so good
you would love it. "Paddle Your Own Canoe" by it's hilarious and great at life lessons and a kick in the pants
"Any dog under 50 pounds is basically a cat and cats are pointless." -Ron Swanson
Attention: Nick Offerman and Retta are coming to Tallahassee 11/15 who wants to go with me
your performance in The Kings of Summer is the best comedic performance I've seen all year!
I've been reading 's book all day, damnit I feel manly.
Just ordered Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman. It's about to be the best book I have ever read. Worth it.
I want to be best friends with Mike Ditka and Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson)
I'm still more selfish and dickish than I would like to be, but yes! And according to his new book would agree!
The American Ham burger This is why Ron Swanson needs to stay on the…
Why couldn't get and for Gator Growl like FSU did for Pow Wow? If they did, I'd actually go.
I just want to apprentice in 's wood shop. That's it. That's all.
i didn't Nick Offerman was a joke dealer..?
Nick Offerman was at Book Soup last night and I wasn't. This is not okay.
finally watching the west wing (i KNOW), and i spotted this vintage nick offerman, playing a wolf-loving activist.
If I could be somebody else, I would love to be or They seem to have life figured out
The is a great movie. and Megan Mullally were hilarious and was awesome
OMG and this this this with my weird crush Nick Offerman
I don't know if you've seen this. bacon and eggs
About to watch Kings of Summer with and
it’s not just his character, I don’t even remember Nick Offerman or Tommy Flanagan being in it
Shout out to for an excellent Saturday night book discussion
You probably know him best as Libertarian manly man Ron Swanson on NBC’s “Parks and Recreation,” but actor Nick Offerman is also an accomplished stage
I can't believe Ron Swanson married for a third time!?
I love Ron! Got to meet Nick Offerman at comedy week. So friggin amazing. He's basically himself on the show lol
“How to build a chair from Paddle Your Own Canoe love it
Grew my beard out just so I was prepared enough to read this book.
Nick Offerman with full on blonde beard and hair is probably one of the most awful things i have ever seen
Me n the homies n A lot of funny in here. http:/…
Think Nick Offerman is brilliant. As Ron Swanson, in The Kings of Summer, talking about carpentry. Pretty much anything really!
Dear you're great. So naturally, put you on a pumpkin. Kindest regards.
I made this scarecrow at a harvest festival with another big fan It's you! Hope you like it
All the kids in my Chicago neighborhood are getting bacon this year.
Can't wait to see (Ron Swanson) and Sam Elliott on this week, should be a very manly episode
32 books that will make you laugh out loud c/o Our addition:
The Turner’s Manual, an 18th century guide to decorative woodworking: . cc
Congratulations Nick - I love your story despite the warnings from Ric about the language.Joan x
while I'm buying your book, you should look at the kickstarter for ..since you're a wood afi…
Currents | Q&A: Nick Offerman’s Sawdust Vies With Stardust. The actor from “Parks and Recreation” talks about his...
What an enjoyable read 'Paddle Your Own Canoe' is by the real life Ron Swanon, Can't recommend it enough! Funny, wise, YES!
Get on audiobook so you can listen to the rainbow song. Fantastic
If someone bough me and new books, I'd be forever greatful, plus I'd let you borrow them once I'm done.
Nick Offerman should go around the country and give classes on how to be Ron Swanson
Just saw Nick Offerman in The Kings if Summer. Now watching I could watch that guy in anything and everything.
via lolfactory: Nick Offerman Shows You How to Wear Acceptable Facial Hair- lol...
laughingsquid: Nick Offerman’s Guide to Facial Hair, An Illustration by Mike Mitchell …
Nick Offerman: Manliest author in the 'Canoe'? - With his Pyramid of Greatness, woodworking prowess, and lust for...
Thank you to Frank and Joe for the adoption . Sincerely,. Biaggio.
chrismejia::Yes! This is The Nick Offerman “American Ham” Burger with a Pumpkin Pie Shake that taste like …
Had the privilege of meeting one of my favorite actors,
Sometimes, late at night, when all the world except me and those two squealing drunk chicks who just ran home in the rain is asleep, I have...thoughts. These...thoughts usually take the form of Richard Ayoade narrating my life in my head, as if a man of his fame would deem me so important as to personally and constantly monitor my every thought and action and then interpret it to me as thoughts in my head. Nick Offerman does this too sometimes, and I wonder to myself in the voice of David Cross why he's filling in. I hope Richard is just enjoying some much-deserved time off. Cheers, Richard!
I cannot stop watching Parks and Rec on Netflix. I may never get away from the couch. Thanks Amy Poehler, Nick Offerman and Aubrey Plaza .
Wow Axe Cop is ridiculous but hilarious! Love me some Nick Offerman
Just met one of my heroes and he did not disappoint, Nick Offerman!!! At a signing for his new book, PADDLE YOUR OWN CANOE: ONE MAN'S FUNDAMENTALS FOR DELICIOUS LIVING
I won a meet and greet with Nick Offerman!
I love being in LA cause I can not know about big events like Nick Offerman doing a reading of his book in a book store like three miles from me, and now I can miss it but actually be sad about it becasue I am sO CLOSE!
Nick Offerman has this in his new book, AKA Ron Swanson.
Nick Offerman is a highly entertaining one-man band! Last night at the Music Box Theatre he read excerpts from his new book "Paddle Your Own Canoe" and did a medley of original songs on the guitar. Sarah's Backstage Pass staff writer Laura Vogel was there to get the scoop and will post a full recap soon!
Here is one of the illustrations I did for Nick Offerman’s new book Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man’s Fundamentals for Delicious Living. So stoked to be sharing this with everyone. Had a lot of fun...
Nick Offerman on being an actor and woodworker: "Also, let’s not leave out the most famous carpenter-entertainer: Jesus. He was the original showbiz carpenter."
I was about 15 feet from Nick Offerman tonight. I think I NEED to go cook bacon now.
Somebody Up There Likes Me - Somebody Up There Likes Me Bob Byington s smart, subversive comedy skips through 35 years in the life of Max Youngblood (Keith Poulson, Red Flag), his best (and only) friend Sal (Nick Offerman, Parks and Recreation), and the woman they both adore (Jess Weixler, Teeth). As they stumble in and out of hilariously misguided relationships
Dead Man presented by nick offerman talking about halcyon days of Chicago
Driving back to DFW, rocky's in the backseat, and my dad's making veggie chili at home. Also I'm listening to nick offerman on a podcast and I think everyone should know his Ron Swanson laugh is his REAL laugh. I'm dying. It's adorable.
Nick Offerman in the hotel elevator today might be my best celeb sighting ever.
Pre-Nick Offerman beer. Had to stop in because of the name
Moved to New York on Tuesday. Went to a book reading/ Q&A thing with Nick Offerman on Wednesday. Going to a Q&A with Adam Scott tonight. This is the best week of my life.
Nick Offerman just said hello to us :) 10/10. would do.
LA hamburger restaurant The Oinkster has partnered with actor/comedian Nick Offerman to create their October Burger of the Month: the Nick Offerman "American Ham" Burger. The burger is made...
I am literally in love with Nick Offerman.
Nick offerman drove a subaru brat when he was 19. This dude is a hero.
Growing extra manly Swanson-esque mustaches by sheer force of will with Beth for tonight's Nick Offerman book tour stop!
I had a dream Nick Offerman was at my house for Thanksgiving and we ate bacon wrapped shrimp.
Anyone want to come with me to see Nick Offerman at the Music Box tonight? I'll give you my extra ticket for $15. It'll be a good time. Promise.
"The peculiar thing is, people familiar with my television work now seem to expect me to wield the moustache at all times, when in reality, I will wear it seldom outside of the shooting season. Having enjoyed my life as an aspiring chameleon thus far, I look forward to many more years of it. Parks and Recreation films for seven months of the year, and when I add on the month of moustache growth to prepare for the season’s launch, that’s eight months, or two-thirds of my year, that I am locked into that look. Therefore, I take great pleasure in spending my off-months looking like anything but Ron Swanson. Sometimes I shave my head bald, and sometimes I grow a large shaggy beard, and either direction sees me happy as a clam." - Nick Offerman Replace 'shooting' with farming and you have me. I love you, Nick Offerman..And not just your awesome first name.
Just met Nick Offerman! Talked to him in the alley of our condo building - he just did a show at the Chicago Theatre next door. He's so nice. Oh, Ron Swanson.
Nick Offerman sang 5000 Candles in the Wind to end his show tonight. AMAZING.
Kristin surprised me early for my birthday by taking me to see Nick Offerman do his American Ham show at the Chicago Theatre. It was awesome, especially since he ended the show with a rendition of "Bye Bye Little Sebastian (5,000 Candles In the Wind)"!
This makes up for having surgery when Nick Offerman did stand up.
When I grow up I wanna be Nick Offerman
Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally are the best acting couple ever.
as Ron Swanson, has to be the greatest comedy tv casting ever.
I hope you know I'm a huge P&R fan. You don't have to sell me on a show that has Nick Offerman moonlighting as a jazz musician
Paddle Your Own Canoe is a great novel. thank you for writing it.
Nick Offerman's giggle is the best thing I've heard.
I appreciate the advice, . I'll be going for, "The Tracker."
I feel like American Ham should have had an official drinking game to go along with the show
. Stop by and visit our Parks & Rec dept when you're in Tallahassee for the Pow Wow!!
I think I'm in love with Nick Offerman. Yup, no, definitely in love.
said some very nice things about The we're honored to have him here to make us laugh tonight!
GLAD NICK OFFERMAN IS IN CHICAGO AND I AM NOT. nick offerman is Ron Sawnson from Parks and Rec.
'Food is for eating, places are for being.' -
.explains why woodworking is so high up on Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
Nick Offerman's opening act is weird. Am I right
Should be MT This is how you pronounce "Lagavulin". Thank you Brian Cox &
Have you seen 'we're the millers'? Nick Offerman was ... — No but I want to so bad because I am in love with Jas...
At the Chicago Theatre waiting for to come on! Were ready for you daddy
Just learned wrote a book. Read the Foreplay, cannot wait to buy.
Hey, how long have you been on Honey Nut Cheerios boxes for?
So my girl is kind of incredible. What a surprise. Getting ready to see Nick Offerman just 3 rows back!
Can't wait for Nick Offerman to take the stage
Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson) coming up in a few minutes, can't wait!
Nick Offerman aka Ron Seanson show with n_colegrove
Hhhooomygod I'm at the Nick Offerman show. Its really happening. 😱
at the Chicago Theater for your show but honestly I'm just here for Nancy and Beth
Photo: thebaxley: FIDLAR on set of Cocaine video shot by Ryan Baxley starred by Nick Offerman
Chicago Theater packed. And not a black person in sight for the Nick Offerman show.
Sitting in my favorite theater listening to Johnny Cash, waiting for to come on stage!
The fact that I'm not at the Nick Offerman show at the Chicago Theater tonight has me questioning the life choices that lead me to this decision
I'm never gonna meet nick offerman :/
If Nick Offerman doesn't get an Emmy nod this year I have vowed to blow up the moon.
Impromptu decision to see Nick Offerman by myself. Ready for some comedy. @ The Chicago Theatre
I have to miss Parks and Rec for this guy... (@ The for Nick Offerman w/ 61 others) [pic]:
At the Chicago Theatre to see Great seat, although a little cramped.
Nick Offerman is about to come on stage!!!
Had the Porterhouse at Chicago Cut. Ron Swanson (would be proud. @ Chicago Cut Steakhouse
Andy stones dad to the left and nick offerman ( dad actor in we the millers). Am I right?
As huge Parks and Recs fans, and I are seeing Nick Offerman tonight!
meeting at a screening. @ Academy of Television Arts and Sciences
Great turf and turf now watching Ron f'in Swanson with the husband of
excellent pre-show musical selections, sir. Those who do not appreciate Tom Waits' music should be asked to leave.
About to see at The Chicago Theater. Preparing my body for meaty laughter.
just dropped off a 5lb bacon bomb & a whole lot of bacon for They rock. htt…
I'm going to learn woodworking after this show. (@ The for Nick Offerman)
Checking in with Nick to see how the Pawnee Park District is doing lately. (@ The for Nick Offerman)
The man, the myth, the legend, The Mustache: Nick Offerman.
Boyfrand taking me to see Nick Offerman. Jolly Gee, he is the best!
Dinner and drinks at Gage, Nick Offerman stand up show, and Thursday night football! Not too shabby for a Thursday night.
Working the NIck Offerman show tonight at the Chicago Theatre. Tasty.
As an actor and theatrical renaissance man in Chicago in the 1990’s, Nick Offerman made his way to the Music Box Theatre quite often, where he saw one of his favorite films: Jim Jarmusch’s Dead Man. We are delighted to have him here to introduce and discuss this masterpiece!
just found out that Nick Offerman, who plays Ron Swanson on parks & rec also is a badass furniture maker. who knew?
"They have yet to make a man that I like better or respect more than my Dad." -Nick Offerman, summing up basically exactly how I feel about my father!
Free ticket to Nick Offerman tonight at Chicago Theater to first person who wants to go with me and my friends
"Freddie Mercury was also a major idol of mine, and he had a badass moustache to perfectly complement his whole leather-guy Tom of Finland thing. When I eventually learned that he was *** I didn’t think less of him, I just thought that *** people must be pretty kick *** then, if he was one of them." -Nick Offerman's Paddle Your Own Canoe
His mustache brings all the girls to the yard and his steak is, it's bigger than yours. Surprise tickets to the Nick Offerman show tomorrow with Lily Duevel makes today one *** of an amazing Thursday!!!
Actor Nick Offerman answers questions from fans delivered via social media. Which was his favorite episode of Parks and Recreation. Which would he pick, wood...
Derek Cianfrance at Aero Theatre, Nick Offerman at New Beverly Cinema and a block party with RZA at Bedrock LA -
Available in: Hardcover. Parks and Recreation actor Nick Offerman shares his humorous fulminations on life, manliness, meat, and much more in his first book.Growing a perfect moustache, grilling red meat, wooing a woman&
so me and Sarah E. get to see Nick Offerman tonight though.
Do you want to win A Meet and Greet with Nick Offerman on October 12th? Of course you do! The only thing standing in your way: proving that you are truly a mustache master!!! The Contest: Take a picture of anything you want, and insert a mustache by any means possible! The Rules: - no explicit content/themes - use your own photos - tag your entry: OR tag us in the photo! We will pick out the most original picture on OCTOBER 10th! So get out there and submit those staches! Want some extra credit? Like and share this post so more people can hear about the awesomeness!
Axe Cop is voiced by Nick Offerman he hah heh he e eheh
Live Nation welcomes Nick Offerman to The Chicago Theatre on Thursday, October 3, 2013 at 8pm for a "Homecoming Show" on his American Ham Tour. Best known for his role as Ron Swanson on NBC’s critically acclaimed Parks & Recreation, Nick Offerman’s humor has made him a fixture in television culture.
so. im going to sell my pair of tickets to tonights nick offerman show at the Chicago Theater. i am guessing they are front row, but i wont know until i pick them up at the box office. id love to go, but i might have to be in Union, IL tomorrow at 3am, at the very least I have to be there at 5am. so, if they are front row, or good seats, face value is $55 each plus upwards of $20 in fees, I'd take $50 each or best offer. we'd have to meet in front of the venue after I acquire them at like 630pm. if they are cheaper seats, like $35 face, I'd let them go at $30 each. let me know if you are interested. please send me a direct message.
Cant wait for Nick Offerman tonight at the Chicago Theatre!
Start your day off right with some bacon and eggs, Ron Swanson style, to prepare for another new episode of Parks and Recreation tonight! Nick Offerman, with Retta, will be performing at Pow Wow 2013! November 15th can't come soon enough!
Anyone else going to Nick Offerman at The Chicago Theatre tonight?!
Who's amazing wife got us tickets to see Ron Swanson, i mean nick offerman, tonight?! This guys!
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