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Nick Offerman (born June 26, 1970) is an American actor and writer best known for his breakout role as Ron Swanson in the acclaimed NBC sitcom Parks and Recreation.

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Watching West Wing for the first time. Funny seeing Elisabeth Moss and Nick Offerman looking so young.
Nick Offerman aka Ron Swanson us coming in October! This year is going to be amazing with him, Walk The Moon on Slayter and Neon Trees!
Nick Offerman doing slam poetry about bacon. The dude's the best.
. How do you feel about bacon taking the shape of harmless seahorses?
A poetry slam by Nick about something ALSO near and dear to my heart...
I added a video to a playlist The gunfighter - (voice by Nick Offerman)
.Who is Nick Offerman and why has anyone ever Googled him?
He had face and Sebastian Cabot's beard. I wanted to follow him into battle.
"Nick Offerman's 5 rules for being a man"
I would also sign a petition to have Duke Silver play the halftime show.
It's the only thing that really makes sense
please dont sue me for naming my fantasy team May use your bearded face too. Almost done with your book, good read
Lol: Nick Offerman's 5 rules for being a man
'Believe Me' looks fantastic! How could it not with Nick Offerman doing what he does best?!
Nick Offerman's 5 rules for being a man
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It's most definitely the face of love! I bet was in on the making of this facial expression.
I mean, the face he's making. It's like he saw the perfect ribeye and started weeping
Ron Swanson is my ultimate role model
It must be pretty awesome to be nick offerman
Shaved the beard, had a stubble and a mush by the end of this onslaught by
Nick offerman is the definition of a manly man
I want Kyle Kinane's beard and Nick Offerman's hair.
"Watching in episode 5 of I need to go back and find this, first season?
Here at Random Nation, we are big of Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson, Parks & Rec) and we would like to share some...
''Dear frozen yogurt: You are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing.'' - Ron Swanson
I'm gonna be so sad when parks and rec end
REALLY funny short I just found featuring Nick Offerman. You should really give this a watch.
watching with my kids has been the best part of summer. Thanks. too.
has the best laugh. It makes my heart happy.
Believe Me: See Alex Russell scam the masses in new trailer: The upcoming comedy film features Nick Offerman a...
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you got to be on Gravity Falls and it's the best thing.
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Had a dream that showed up in an Iron man suit. and were there too. It was Epic!
I'd like to see Nick Offerman in a Bollywood movie
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I forgot that Nick Offerman had been on The West Wing!
A Walk in the Woods apparently in post-production, with Robert Redford as Bryson and Nick Nolte as Katz. Offerman and Schaal in it, too!
[It was so intense, I didn't know where my flesh ended and her's began.].
Nick Offerman's 5 rules for being a man:
A lot of people tell me my cat reminds them of Ron Swanson.
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Nick Offerman's mustache is crooked and it bothers me
I would like to thank I just had a second round of reading your book. It has help me get out of the darkest of times. Thanks
Nick Offerman has a really relaxing voice
Nick Offerman's 5 rules for being a man This is why HE is a better comedian than, say,
My dad used to look like my Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson)
Here's another very entertaining trailer for 'Believe Me', featuring the likes of Lecrae and Nick Offerman.
Ron Swanson is a lot of fun. But let's remember that knows that being manly is actually very simple.
This fact, without citation, is on Nick Offerman's Wikipedia page: "He likes to roast marshmallows with the Spear of Destiny and gives out mini liquor bottles and beef jerky to trick-or-treaters." That's not a reference to anything about either him or Ron Swanson that I can find.
Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman are married?! Whaaat?? Karen Walker and Ron Swanson? I LOVE THAT
Nick Offerman and Liam Cunningham have to be the same person.
Nick Offerman on just legit made me put beer through my nose (Seriously, New Belgium Ranger IPA, burns like *** .
Chelsea Peretti hiving by far the best speach of the evening (and Nick Offerman was way out ahead).…
Just a reminder, Fargo Forum folks, that this is around the time of year that Nick Offerman of Parks & Rec takes a fishing trip near Fargo
People who deserved yearly comedy noms: Daniel Davis for the Nanny, Nick Offerman for Parks, Max Greenfield for New Girl, David Hyde Pierce.
Just got JFL tickets for Brooklyn 99, Pete Holmes, Improv4humans, Nick Offerman, Doug Loves Movies, and Marc Maron!
In one episode of I have seen Nick Offerman and Elizabeth Moss. My inner IMDB is having a playday.
Today is the birthday of Aubrey Plaza, Nick Offerman, Jason Schwartzman, and Paul Thomas Anderson.
Sam Elliot and Nick Offerman just canceled each other out.
22 JUMP STREET MPAA Rating: R/ Genre: Comedy/ Stars: Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill, Peter Stormare, Ice Cube, Wyatt Russell, Amber Stevens, Jillian Bell, Nick Offerman, Rob Riggle, Dave Franco, Richard Grieco, Steven Williams/ Runtime: 112 minutes Now to be sure, no one expected the 2012 feature film 21 Jump Street starring Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill to become the runaway success that it did; but instead of a straightforward update, its helmers Lord and Miller decided to turn a police procedural of youthful-looking cops going undercover in schools and colleges into a self-mocking romp and with just the right amount of self-awareness and some inventive flourishes, the retooled '21 Jump Street' became both a critical and commercial hit, which of course is the reason why this sequel is seeing the light of day. Now before you start accusing '22 Jump Street' of being more of the same, well writers-directors Phil Lord and Christopher Miller want you to know that they hear your lament. Yes, the duo whose Midas t ...
It's only a sin if you get caught. The film is starring Alex Russell, Zachary Knighton, Johanna Braddy, Miles Fisher, Sinqua Walls, Max Adler, with Nick Offerman, and Christopher McDonald. It releases on September 26th in theaters and on demand.
Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum, and Ice Cube are back for "22 Jump Street." My review. In this second outing, the Jump Street crew are back with more or less the same thing they were doing last time. There is a drug out there and it is being spread across a college and the duo goes undercover to find out who is dealing it out. The only difference this time, is it is college instead of high school. It is noted from the players in the movie including Nick Offerman that no one cared about a reboot the first time, but they got lucky and this time they've spent more money for essentially the same thing. They make plenty of fun of themselves and the reboot/sequel and it works nicely here. Ice Cube steps it up here and is really funny. We get appearances from Rob Riggle and Dave Franco reprising their roles from the last film and there are a number of guest star appearances. The end credits feature a very clever entertaining look at what future installments could look like. This is a funny film and a worth ...
Nick Offerman roasts Time Warner and Eric Cantor in this very funny speech--WATCH:
Oklahoma City's annual deadCENTER Film Festival is this weekend, and in today's blog, Nate runs down some of the films he's looking forward to seeing. Nick Offerman of Parks and Recreation makes an appearance, as do Dan Harmon of Community, Stax Records, and at least one member of the Official Village People.
Alright this will be a long post, just going to put down my 5 favourite sitcoms, sans Laugh Track. Laugh track ones will come later Honourable mentions: My Name Is Earl, Arrested Development, Go On, The Office, Modern Family. Special Mention: Corner Gas This series isn't well known to Americans, as it was set and initially broadcast in Canada, but this series' blend of snarky humour and small town charm will strike a cord with fans of comedy. 5)Parks and Recreation The first two seasons were pretty slow, but a great cast including Amy Poehler, Aziz Ansari and Chris Pratt hooked me to the quirky mocumentary series. Though the cast has many great actors, the stand out of the series is clearly Nick Offerman as the gruff Ron Swanson. Season 3 added Adam Scott and Rob Lowe to the cast and it only improved things 4) 30 Rock. I honestly didn't like this show initially. The more I watched, the more I was interested. Watching Liz Lemon try to handle her tempermental stars while getting advice from her charismatic ...
Photoset: My favorite thing about Parks and Rec is that Aziz Ansari, Aubrey Plaza, Retta, and Nick Offerman...
JFL42 registration complete - seeing BROAD CITY, Rory Scovel, Chelsea Peretti, Ron Funches, Chris D'Elia and Kumail Nanjani in addition to Nick Offerman. September is going to be busy as *** with this, TIFF and Fan Expo!
Just finished reading Nick Offerman's Paddle Your Own Canoe. Lovely book and a lovely man. Do check it out.
If any of you consider my suggestions, I highly recommend reading 'Paddle Your Own Canoe' by Nick Offerman. I owe it to the world to pass on
Hey TV God's, I would like you to bring back Battle of the Network Stars (American Gladiator style, this time). My team captains would be David Boreanaz (FOX), Nick Offerman (NBC), Mark Harmon (CBS), and Ed O'Neil (ABC). Who would you like to see suit up for competition?
The Lego Movie [DVD] Chris Pratt, Elizabeth Banks, Will Arnett and Morgan Freeman lend their voices to this CGI-animated comedy based on the line of toys made by Lego. The wicked Lord Business (Will Ferrell) is determined to destroy the Lego universe and rebuild it using glue - which goes against the very nature of Lego. Mistaken as the 'Special', the only surviving Master Builder, the rather ordinary Emmet (Pratt) is selected to lead a group of figures on a mission to put a stop to Lord Business's evil plan. Emmet is helped by wise wizard Vitruvius (Freeman), tough girl Wyldstyle (Banks) and DC superhero Batman (Arnett), but can he find something extraordinary within himself in order to save the world? The film also features the voices of Channing Tatum, Liam Neeson, Nick Offerman, Alison Brie and Jonah Hill. Numbers 1-6 £2 per number
"I mean, we're Americans so, like oxygen and food, we love Glen Campbell.» – Nick Offerman (og kona Megan Mullally)
Nick Offerman & Mary Steenburgen Taking 'A Walk in the Woods': . With Nick Nolte and Robert Redford teaming up ...
I had a wonderful time Theater with Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman
Andy Sandberg, Nick Offerman, Seth Rogen and Aziz Ansari are coming to montreal for just for laughs. WHAT
I had a dream last night that I was REALLY trying hard to seduce Ron Swanson. Not Nick Offerman. Ron Swanson.
"The fact that creationism can even be a conversation is a *** shame and blight on our nation's character." -Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson)
I just copied this from the Bill Bryson Author Page: Emma Thompson Off For A Walk In The Woods With Nick Offerman and Kristen Schaal 05 May 2014 | Written by James White | Source: Variety After years of trying to push the idea through the thickets of the development forest, Robert Redford is finally close to turning Bill Bryson’s comic memoir A Walk In The Woods into a film. Emma Thompson, Kristen Schaal and Nick Offerman have now signed on to co-star. Redford, who had at one point considered picking up the megaphone himself, is instead letting Ken Kwapis handle the directorial chores, with Michael Arndt providing the adaptation. The actor will star in the film alongside Nick Nolte, with the story following their haphazard attempt to walk the Appalachian Trail from Georgia to Maine. The book is entirely hilarious, making this film a likely change from Redford's recent, more serious adventures in All Is Lost.
Photo: Nick Offerman with an ax in front of wood…enough said!
Need to see James Franco and Chris O'Dowd in Of Mice and Men. Come with me! (I also need to see Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally in Annapurna). Why is the theatre so expensive?=[
Sam Elliot and Nick Offerman on screen together in Parks and Recreation is perhaps the greatest thing ever. Sorry, kitties.
So so far this year, I’ve seen Russell Tovey and Nick Offerman naked on stage. Andrew Scott, Harry Melling, Matt Smith, NPH in undies. Yup.
Tonight in Primetime on KCBD KCBD-NewsChannel 11 - 11.1 7:00PM - PARKS AND RECREATION: MOVING UP Leslie (Amy Poehler), Ben (Adam Scott), and Andy (Chris Pratt) head to San Francisco for a National Parks Conference. Tom (Aziz Ansari) opens his restaurant, Ron (Nick Offerman) has another run-in with his ex-wife Tammy 2 (Special Guest Megan Mullalley), Andy lives a rock and roll fantasy, and Leslie makes a huge decision about her future. 8:00PM - NBC SPECIALS: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE PRESENTS SNL SHORTS 10:00PM – KCBD-NewChannel 11 at Ten KCBD-THIStv - 11.2 7:00PM - 9:00PM – Death Wish II (TV-14, R) After his family is victimized by hoodlums for a second time, a one-man vigilante sets out to target the criminals on the seedier side of Los Angeles.
Nick Offerman on directing 'Parks and Recreation's' big surprise - Nick...
So I want to remake Aliens starring me, Nick Offerman, Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Terry Crews, George Clooney (but only funny George Clooney), Jeff Daniels, Tina Fey as Ripley and of course Bill Paxton.
Am I the only one who wants to see a movie where Nick Offerman and Zach Galifianakis are brothers?
Watching The Kings of Summer and it has Alison Brie and Nick Offerman and I'm only 07:48 in andt I already love it :)
Of course Nick Offerman reads George McDonald Fraser. Was it ever in doubt?
FREE ACCESS to ISSUES 1 AND 2 - Hey look at this! Issues 1 and 2 of Muze are online right now. You can page through them at your leisure. With cover model Kira Dikhtyar, plus Elisabetta Leli Roselli, Ava Andreina, Chelsey Merrill, Mariana Rodriguez, excerpts from books by Jeremy Scahill and Nick Offerman, photography from Ben Tsui, Alessandra Fiorini, Luca De Nardo, Alberto Buzzanca, Malachi Banales, Ján Hronský, and Fabio Pregnolato. Find them online here:
What a day! Filmed the Carnegie Hall production of Guys and Dolls with Nathan Lane and Megan Mullally, met Ron Swanson himself (Nick Offerman) Then to the Raisin In the Sun opening. Got a great interview with Denzel Washington. Got back to the office at 1am and now will be up all night editing video. Things are a bit crazy but I thank God for every second. He has been very good to me.
Nick Offerman have fun with photographers after leaving the Late Show in New York .
Featured Artist: Nicholas T. Offerman - Nick Offerman is a cartoonist and musician from New Jersey...
Okay so last night me and Vera Ellen Williams went to the infamous dive bar known as 'Cafe Wha?', (Where Hendrix was discovered and artists like Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen started out). We were just going to see a Hendrix cover band. Halfway through the show the guy announces he has a surprise and brings on Juma Sultan, (Jimis congo player from Woodstock!). They play a song and then he announces there will be another special guest (as if that wasn't incredible enough), the only surviving member of both the Jimi Hendrix experience AND the Band of Gypsys, the amazing bass player and friend of Jimis before he was even famous the legendary BILLY COX!!! They then brought out the WHOLE of the experience whom are touring right now for around $100 a ticket (we got in for $12). After the show we met Billy Cox and got the picture down below. TODAY we went on Letterman and EMMA WATSON and NICK OFFERMAN! were on the show. Afterward we went outside and got to meet Nick Offerman. I asked him to sign my passport an ...
It's official, I am going to New York to work as Assistant Lighting Designer on the Off-Broadway revamp of Annapurna! I'll be in the city from April 4th until the 15th and cannot wait to start working! The show stars Megan Mullally (Will & Grace) and her husband Nick Offerman (Parks and Recreation). Thank you so much to Michael Gend for this amazing opportunity, I could not be more excited!!!
Official Press Release Parks & Recreation’s Nick Offerman to headline RTCA Congressional Correspondents Dinner Contact: Lisa Desjardins Lisa.DesjardinsRadio and Television Correspondents' Association is proud to announce that Nick Offerman of NBC's Parks & Recreation will headline our 70th Annual Congressional Correspondents dinner on June 12. Offerman is best known for his portrayal of craftsman, Ranger leader and anti-government government worker Ron Swanson on the hit sitcom. A stand-up comedian and actor, Offerman has appeared in dozens of movies and television shows, most recently including the role of Metalbeard in The Lego Movie. In addition to his entertainment skills, Offerman is the author of “Paddle Your Own Canoe” and an expert woodworker. He makes boats and other fine crafts out of his company, Offerman’s Woodshop. This is a renaissance man who could win arm wrestling matches but will instead spend June 12 lighting up our dinner with comedy. "I know that with announcements like thi .. ...
Kate Winslet trades Erudite blue for fire-engine red at the Divergent premiere. The expression on Nick Offerman's face in this pic is making us (and Parks and Rec costar Amy Poehler) giggle. Plus: See more shots of Ryan Reynolds, Lea Michele and more celebs in Star Tracks:
Nick Offerman, Patrick Warburton, Hugh Jackman, & Bear Grylls would be the manliest dudes to chill & smoke cigars with.
"She is like a superhero mixed with both Coach and Tammie Taylor from FNL, as well as Tim Riggins and a little Landry." - Nick Offerman
This episode of West Wing has guest star roles from Nick Offerman, Elisabeth Moss, Juwan Howard, and Ted from Scrubs
Don't know what I would do without Nick Kroll and Nick Offerman
Chris Pratt, Will Arnett, Nick Offerman, Alison Brie, Liam Neeson, and Morgan Freeman all in one movie??? That's Lego Movie, SON!
The Lego Movie MPAA Rating: PG/ Genre: Animated Comedy-Action/ Voices of: Chris Pratt, Will Ferrell, Elizabeth Banks, Will Arnett, Nick Offerman, Alison Brie, Charlie Day, Liam Neeson, Morgan Freeman, Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill, Cobie Smulders/ Runtime: 100 minutes Hollywood has a long history of taking beloved relics from our childhood and adapting them into big-screen entertainment, with the unfortunate truth being that the final product often bears little resemblance to the source material that our younger counterparts loved so much. Typically we're left with something that feels like a cheap, hollow cash-in (The Smurfs, Garfield, Alvin and the Chipmunks), or a bloated, special effects-laden film (Battleship, Transformers, G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra). So like many of you, the first time I saw the trailer for The Lego Movie (2014) I thought to myself, "Are you kidding me?!" Yet another movie based on a franchise of toys aimed towards families willing to cough up the cash just to shut their kids up. Can't w ...
If I told you there was a movie out right now with the following people in it: Morgan Freeman, Chris Pratt, Elizabeth Banks, Will Arnett, Charlie Day, Will Farrell, Alison Brie, Nick Offerman, Will Forte, Dave Franco, Billy Dee Williams, Liam Neeson, Jonah Hill, Jake Johnson, Cobie Smulders, Shaq, and Channing'd probably watch it. That movie is the Lego Movie, and it is absolutely brilliant. Everyone needs to see it, now.
Minor Mishap Marching Band storms in to close the Nick Offerman and Nancy & Beth show. A good time was had by all
Minor Mishap Marching Band, the closer to the Nick Offerman show - possibly one of the more randomly…
Marching band after the Nick Offerman show!
Everything is awesome!! Chris Pratt as Emmet Brickowski, an ordinary construction worker minifigure who is mistaken for the "Special." Will Ferrell as Lord Business, an evil businessman who is the company president of the Octan Corporation under the name President Business and tyrant of Brickville.[5][6] Ferrell also plays "The Man Upstairs" in the live-action part of the film. Elizabeth Banks as Wyldstyle/Lucy, a "tough as nails" and tech-savvy female fighter who is one of the Masters Builders.[5] Will Arnett as Batman, a DC Comics superhero. Nick Offerman as Metal Beard, a pirate seeking revenge on Lord Business for taking his body parts.[6] Alison Brie as Uni-Kitty, a unicorn/anime kitten hybrid.[6][7] Charlie Day as Benny, a "1980-something space guy."[5] Liam Neeson as Bad Cop/Good Cop, a police officer with a split personality who is a member of the Super Secret Police. Neeson also voices Pa Cop, Bad Cop/Good Cop's father. Morgan Freeman as Vitruvius, an old wizard who is one of the Master Builders. ...
The English dub of ERNEST & CELESTINE will have Forest Whitaker, William H Macy, Nick Offerman, and Jeffrey Wright? I'm so do…
if you watch the video Nick Offerman is just after 0:40
you have the same laugh as Nick Offerman
Parents of young ones should mark their calendars now; season two of Sofia the First premieres on Disney Junior on Friday, March 7th at 9:30am. The all-stat lineup of guest voices for the new season includes Alyson Hannigan, Ginnifer Goodwin, Melissa Rauch, Anna Camp, John Michael Higgins, Isla Fisher, Sean Astin, Nick Offerman, Robert Morse, Christian Borle, Oliver Platt, Tracey Ullman and Phylicia Rashad.
So if the previews for the new Lego Movie weren't appealing enough, I just learned that Morgan Freeman, Nick Offerman and Liam Neeson are character voices...thank goodness for having nieces and nephews so I'm not that creepy adult who goes to see kid movies alone.
Yeah, so I definitely want to see the Lego Movie. The cast list is insane. Morgan Freeman, Will Arnett, Will Ferrell, Charlie Day, Cobie Smulders, Nick Offerman, Jorma Tacone, Jonah Hill, Elizabeth Banks. Seriously? I actually know all these people. Surprising!!!
Can we all just take a second to look at The Lego Movie cast? I can't even believe how many actors and actresses are in this movie that I look up to. Alison Brie, Will Ferrel, Nick Offerman, Chris Pratt, Charlie Day, Jonah Hill, Morgan Freeman, Liam Neeson, Jake Johnson, Will Forte and for the ladies they even got Dave Franco. There is literally no person this movie won't please. I am so excited.
Dear Anthony Kiedis, First off let me say I am a huge fan. Love you, love the Chili Peppers, thought you were great in the Super Bowl last night, and the fact that you are 51 and can still rock the shirtless...well let's just say I'm shocked! Now, that being said, I think that it is time to give up on the mustache. I think you tried, and honestly no one can really pull it off (the exception being of course, Tom Selleck, Nick Offerman and Will Ferrel playing Ron Burgundy). Where some may succeed, you look like a 12 year old Hispanic boy going to his "Bowling Birthday Party." Please shave it off, I promise that no one will think bad of you. Thank you!
Everybody knows that the upcoming Lego Movie has Will Arnett (Gob from Arrested Development), Will Ferrell, Morgan Freeman, Jonah Hill, Alison Brie, Will Forte, Charlie Day, Liam Neeson, Nick Offerman, Key (of Key and Peele - I guess Peele was too expensive), Shaq, Billy Dee Williams (yes, as Lando) and Anthony Daniels (yes, he original C-3PO, yes as C-3PO here) - right? Typical kid's movie cast, I guess. I wish I had kids so I could go to this.
Nick Offerman and Stephanie Hunt to Join Megan Mullally in Concert in Santa Monica, 2/22... .
Leonard Maltin and Nick Offerman on stage at the awards ceremony. @ Sundance Awards Night Party
My grade for In A World... is a B-, great premise and well put together by writer, star and director Lake Bell. Very few laughs although genuine make this a ok comedy outing but the acting isn't fantastic though it works good enough. Besides Bell, the cast features Demetri Martin, Rob Corddry, Alexandra Holden, Fred Melamed, Nick Offerman, Michaela Watkins, Geena Davis and cameos by Eva Longoria, Jeff Garlin and Cameron Diaz. Not a total laugh but it was certainly watchable eventhough Ken Marino is in it who I can't stand, great outing for Holden as a standout. Movie suffers with slow spots at the beginning but as the movie goes along it gets better. Interesting premise behind voice over acting, who knew!
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The 2014 Sundance Film Festival awards ceremony is going down tonight, starting at 6pm PST. Husband and wife team, Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally, are hosting the ceremony. Watch a live stream of the show below.
Getting ready for the awards night. Goal: snog Aubrey Plaza or Nick Offerman. I'd view either as a successful evening.
FREE MOVIE TICKETS! We're giving away tickets to an early screening of The Lego Movie! 2 winners will be selected at random for each of the 10 cities listed below. Each winner will receive a family four pack of tickets. If you're one of the lucky winners you will be guaranteed tickets until 20 minutes before the listed start time.  Please do not enter if you cannot attend the morning of Saturday, February 1st. Winners will be chosen at random and notified on Monday, January 27th. Giveaway closes Sunday, January 26th at 9pm PST. Must be 18 or older to enter. List of Cities: Los Angeles  Chicago Miami  San Diego El Paso Huston  Dallas San Jose Phoenix New York Enter here: the Movie THE Lego Movie… assembling on February 7 Studio: Warner Bros Starring: Will Ferrell, Alison Brie, Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum, Cobie Smulders, Liam Neeson, Nick Offerman, Morgan Freeman, Will Arnett Directed By: Phil Lord, Christopher Miller Genre: Animated / Action / Comedy Rating: PG Runtime: 94 minutes   Synopsis: The ...
A lot of celebrities have talents other than those that made them famous. Here are a few dozen examples: Harrison Ford is an experienced pilot. He can fly helicopters and planes. John Travolta, Morgan Freeman, Clint Eastwood and Angelina Jolie are also licensed pilots. Jolie also collects daggers and practices knife-throwing. Bruce Willis is a harmonica player. He even released two blues-rock albums in the late '80s. Nick Offerman is a skilled woodworker and even owns his own shop. Christina Hendricks can play the accordion. Conan O'brien can tap dance. Colin Farrell was a country line dancer for CMT, and he even once taught a class. (Here's video of Colin talking about those days on "Conan". Skip ahead to about the 2:10 mark.) Chris Colfer from "Glee" knows how to handle a Japanese sai sword. Emma Roberts can impersonate a crying baby. (???) Jason Lee was a pro skateboarder before becoming an actor. Mike Tyson has been racing pigeons since he was 9. Susan Sarandon took up ping pong several years a ...
Axe Cop himself Nick Offerman previews the upcoming Axe Cop episode "No More Bad Guys". Subscribe now for more Axe Cop clips: Like...
Dear friends and fans - THANK YOU! We've had the pleasure of hosting some great author events in the last few months: Bobby Orr, Nick Offerman, Ian Rankin, Chanda Bell, James Franco, Jay Onrait and Amy Tan! Share your favourite author event memories with us!
Comedy, Drama - Friday 17 January 2014. Cast: Julianne Hough, Russell Brand, Octavia Spencer, Nick Offerman, Holly Hunter. After a near-fatal accident, 21-year-old Lamb Mannerheim is beginning to realise that the world is much bigger than her little God-fearing Montana town. Armed with a big, fat in...
Since I didn't get a chance to watch "We're the Millers" on the way to Vegas (for obvious reasons), I watched it tonight on my Apple TV. Great movie! I really enjoyed it. Definitely my kind of humor. A few things that particularly stood out at me: • Jennifer Aniston. You know what I'm sayin'? • Maybe it's just me, but for some reason Jason Sudeikis seems to closely resemble Ed Helms. I swear, they could be related somehow. • Nick Offerman is just plain awesome. • I was never a "Friends" fan, but that one part during the credits was a really nice touch. Easily worth a rental, if not a purchase.
Hold the phone. Morgan Freeman, Will Ferrell, Nick Offerman, Liam Neeson and Will Arnett are in this Lego Movie.
I don't think I'd love Axe Cop as much as I do if Nick Offerman wasn't involved.
Just saw Nick Offerman playing an extra in a really old George Lopez episode. Oh how the tables have turned
Check out this movie from 2000 w/Louis C.K., Nick Offerman, Kevin Corrigan, David Krumholtz, Jon Glaser and others call…
Axe Cop is the coolest, smartest, man who will ever live. Nick Offerman voices the character of Axe Cop created by Malachai. Subscribe now for more Axe Cop c...
My wife continues to amaze. Only a few lines into "Axe Cop," and she recognizes the lead's voice as Nick Offerman's.
Sam Elliot as Nick Offerman's rival town counterpart on Parks And Rec. Genius.
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"Well, I hoped never to see you again," Nick Offerman as Deputy Chief Hardy says in the beginning of the new trailer for "22 Jump Street," referring to officers Jenko and Schmidt, played by Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill.
Looking forward to this, especially more Nick Offerman & Ice Cube. Red-band 22 JUMP STREET trailer:
Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill are back for more silliness in the big-screen follow-up to 21 Jump Street.Sony Pictures unveiled a red-band trailer Monday for 22 Jump Street, reteaming Tatum's Greg Jenko and Hill's Morton Schmidt for the action comedy.Nick Offerman's Deputy Chief Hardy gets meta when
The Parks and Rec episode with Sam Elliot AND Nick Offerman is by far the best thing that I have ever seen. So much man. My love grows deeper.
Ron Swanson/Nick Offerman is the most interesting man in the world! Grab a copy of his eBook in our digital...
Nick Offerman and Rob Lowe are standouts for comedic genius though, in my opinion.
‘Ernest & Celestine’ in English Premiering at Sundance New York-based distributor GKIDS has announced that the English-language version of acclaimed French film Ernest & Celestine, directed by Benjamin Renner, Stephane Aubier and Vincent Patar, will premiere at the Sundance Film Festival on January 18. The U.S. version of the festival favorite will enter wider release in New York and L.A. on March 14 before expanding to other major markets across the country. While the original French version is in the running for Oscars, Annies and Golden Globes (and already has the Cesar Award for Best Animated Feature under its belt), U.S. audiences are in for a treat with the A-list English voice cast. The new version features the voices of Forest Whitaker (Lee Daniels’ The Butler), Mackenzie Foy (Twilight: Breaking Dawn), Lauren Bacall (The Big Sleep), Paul Giamatti (John Adams), William H. Macy (Fargo), Megan Mullally (Will and Grace), Nick Offerman (Parks and Recreation) and Jeffrey Wright (Boardwalk Empire). ...
For the man who enjoys a good glass of Scotch while he stares out the window at night manfully pondering deep thoughts. Scotch is considered by many (including both Nick Offerman and his TV character Ron Swanson) to be the king of the expansive whisky family. Its caramely, biting taste is perfect to warm yourself during a winter night around the fireplace with a thick, manly tome in your hand (perhaps Ulysses by James Joyce). You can get a bottle of Scotch at most liquor stores for anywhere from $30 to $300, but the $60-$80 range is probably your sweet spot. Lagavulin 16, pictured above, is Ron Swanson’s choice, and fits nicely in that sweet spot. $30-$300
Aubrey Plaza was in that Father John Misty vid last year, Nick Offerman was in that FIDLAR vid, now this
for years I've been listening to podcasts/streams/etc which have been advertising ... Today I dropped the hammer on the free trial for one reason: Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman (read by the same).
The Backstage Gourmet Radio Show with PJ Grimes Monday, November 25, 2013 1-2 p.m. Pacific Time/4-5 p.m. Eastern Time (live program) Tune in at Special Guest: Chef Kate McAloon Theme: Green Holiday Cuisine Complements of Chef Kate, our scrumptious Backstage Gourmet menu includes: “Creamy Broccoli Soup with Nutmeg and Toasted Coconut,” “Broccoli with Sautéed Mushrooms and Peppers,” “Surprise Chocolate Mousse with Avocado,” and “Green Tea and White Chocolate Pot de Crème.” Chef Kate McAloon has cooked for many celebrity clients such as Steven Spielberg, Kate Capshaw, Miranda Kerr, Orlando Bloom, Gwyneth Paltrow, Sheryl Crow, Megan Mullally, Nick Offerman, Courteney Cox, Meg Ryan, and David Arquette. Among her many tasty life adventures is also that of being a book author as well as a featured blogger for Miranda Kerr’s KORA Organics. We’ll learn more about those and what’s ahead for Kate (always something wonderful!) Kate was born with a “mixing spoon” in her mou ...
Why am I only just not discovering Axe Cop, (created by a 5 year old), voiced by Nick Offerman.
"IN A WORLD" PLAYING SUNDAY ONLY AT 3:00PM NOV.30, The hilarious and heart-felt comedy In a World... stars writer/director Lake Bell (No Strings Attached, “Children’s Hospital”) as Carol, a struggling vocal coach who strikes it big in the cutthroat world of movie-trailer voiceovers, only to find herself in direct competition with the industry’s reigning king—her father (Fred Melamed, A Serious Man). Amid pride, sexism and family dysfunction, she sets out to change the voice of a generation—and let her voice be heard. Bell's directorial debut features a stellar supporting cast, including Demetri Martin, Rob Corddry, Michaela Watkins, Ken Marino, Nick Offerman, Alexandra Holden and Tig Notaro. Winner of the 2013 Sundance Film Festival Award for Best Screenplay.
The cameos in 21 Jump Street are great. Nick Offerman, Chris Parnell and Jake Johnson are all class.
"Paddle Your Own Canoe" by Nick Offerman... I think it's about time to start my free 30-day trial of
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My grade for We're the Millers is an A-, oh my goodness what a hilarious movie with a premise that could of turned me away from this movie but the cast and trailer convinced me into watching this gem of a comedy. The 4 leads (Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Aniston, Will Poulter and Emma Roberts) carry this movie all the way through with Poulter as a standout plus a great supporting cast featuring Nick Offerman, Kathryn Hahn, Molly Quinn and Ed Helms. Absolutely hilarious movie but does have quite a few risqué scenes that some people will be offended by, also some viewers might find the laughs hit or miss but I for one enjoyed this comedy and even thought Aniston put in one of her finest comedic roles plus she is amazingly sexy in this movie. I certainly don't give comedies good grades very often but if a movie makes me laugh more than 4 times it deserves great praise and of course a good grade. Enjoy friends and family...
Just watch this great film. The Kings of Summer Official Trailer (2013) - Nick Offerman, Alison Brie Movie HD
Shut up everybody. Quit trying to make Nick Offerman "happen." He's a funny character on a funny show, but he is not, nor ever will be, Cosmo Kramer or Bill Murray.
Nick Offerman judging some meat at meat_fight. No big deal. @ Four Corners Brewing Co
Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Aaron Paul, Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally, & Octavia Spencer all in a movie?!? Yes, please.
benefit in LA on 11/18 also has Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally,
Screenwriters turning directors is not a new phenomenon, and it's something we covered recently in this extensive feature. And the latest scribe to give it a whirl is Diablo Cody ("Juno," "Young Adult") with "Paradise" featuring Julianne Hough, Russell Brand, Octavia Spencer, Nick Offerman and...
Adorable French animation Ernest and Celestine has been charming critics since Cannes last year, and is a dark horse in the Best Animated Feature race. Only now, however, is it getting asn English-language voice cast, with Forest Whitaker, Nick Offerman and Lauren Bacall among the big names.
Beard of Zac Brown, height of Tom Cruise, skin complexion of Robert Pattinson, manliness of Nick Offerman, hair of Jason Statham.
Nick Offerman and Jon Hamm in the same podcast?
Putting the Nick Offerman and Si Robertson books next to each other at the bookstore is the most tempted I've ever been to buy 2 books.
Recently, on Conan, Megan Mullally revealed that her husband, Nick Offerman, lovingly refers to her as his little ‘gizz jar.’ Imagine the fun of having had to explain what ‘gizz’ is to my 88-year-old father. xo♥∞.
We are doing an interview shoot today and one looks like Stanley Tucci and one looks like Nick Offerman lol
"For those of you not yet subscribing to Shelf Awareness, we’ve got a fun new promo for you – we’re giving away a free book every day in November! Sign-up for Shelf Awareness from now until the end of November and you’ll be entered to win every drawing! We’ve got books from John Grisham, Helen Fielding, Clive Cussler, Alexander McCall Smith, Terry Pratchett, David Baldacci, Judi Picoult, Janet Evanovich, Gary Vaynerchuk, Kelley Armstrong, Nick Offerman, Anne Rice, Wally Lamb, Joyce Maynard, and many, many more!"
I love Parks and Recreation, Aziz Ansari and Nick Offerman are awesomely too funny!
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I did some bottling this morning and brought in a fair-sized load of wood early this afternoon. I'm looking at two long days of distilling on Wednesday and Thursday and am totally committed all weekend. So I grabbed the opportunity this afternoon to take my best girl to the movies. I got to put my arm around her and share the popcorn. We saw "The Counselor". It was a Cormac McCarthy script, so we expected bleak and violent. It was both, in spades. It did include an absolutely wonderful triple take by Penelope Cruz. Brad Pitt managed to be not bad in a character part. Javier Bardem has a haircut just as odd than the one he sported in "No Country for Old Men". Perhaps the best thought for the day was proffered by Nick Offerman on the Daily Show. Jon Stewart introduced him as a Renaissance Man because of his multiple skills in disparate fields. Offerman demurred, saying, "I'm not a Renaissance man. I'm just from the Midwest."
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Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally are the only proof of love
Catching up on last night's Jon Stewart, and Nick Offerman's book is now definitely on my to-read list.
Note to self: Read the book "Paddle Your Own Canoe" by Nick Offerman. Also, Note to self: Look into making your own canoe.
kicks off this Friday. Check out Nick Offerman's Great Moments in Moustache History
Today's big question: Who has a better mustache? Sam Elliott or Nick Offerman (aka Ron Swanson)?
And that's my Fatbat of a husband between you and
Megan Mullally has always wanted a surprise party, but not the kind Nick Offerman threw for her.
I knew that Chris Pratt is in this movie, but I didn't know that is also... Cool! :P
Nick Offerman "These days if you know the difference between a Philips screwdriver and a standard head, you're a Renaissance Man"
Is there even a line between Ron Swanson and Nick Offerman?
[(YouTube link)Nick Offerman of the TV series Parks and Recreation takes you through the history of mustaches, or at least the highlights, in a new video. The whole point is to draw attention to Movember, the annual observance of the growing of facial hair among those wh...
Nick Offerman on last nights Daily Show. The true modern day renaissance man!
Nick Offerman was on The Daily Show last night omg my life
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From yesterday, but... John Stewart: you're a renaissance man. Nick Offerman: well, I'm a Midwesterner, that's what we call it.
"If you're an original thinker, you are going get told 'no' a lot."
Nick offerman is Ron Swanson, no acting necessary
John Stewart to Nick Offerman(Ron Swanson): "You're a Renaissance Man!" . Nick: "I'm from the midwest. It's the same thing."
Watched the Daily Show interview with him and holy crap, I am Nick Offerman in so many ways.
Nick Offerman will always be Ron Swanson to me.
I didn't think I could fall deeper in love with but I just did. His interview on was amazing.
Nick Offerman is literally the funniest person ever!😂
"Paddle Your Own Canoe" by Nick Offerman = birthday present. who's getting it for me?
"Imagine picking your teeth with a toothpick made by - Me to
Nick Offerman's laugh is my spirit animal
"Sadly these days, if you know the difference between a standard and a Phillips screwdriver you're a Renaissance man" - Nick Offerman.
Nick Offerman is officially the funniest man I've ever heard.
Dear Nick Offerman, please be my dad.
"I was bored so I built my first canoe" I love Nick Offerman
I told you so. Come back. I'm about to buy you a beer
are you watching Nick Offerman on the Daily Show tonight??
If anyone wants to get me a birthday gift, buy me the new book by Nick Offerman
Nick Offerman is my favorite person forreal
5 of 5 stars to Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman
It's weird seeing Nick Offerman in public appearances because he IS Ron Swanson
Wait is Nick Offerman just Ron Swanson IRL? This is wonderful.
You guys, Nick Offerman on last night's episode of
Nick Offerman is a wonderful human being.
"You're a Renaissance man!". "Well, I'm a Midwesterner, we call it." an American treasure.
OH MY GOD Nick Offerman actually makes wood furniture and canoes and grew up farming and in the woods HE IS Ron Swanson FOR REAL
Can you teach me how to grow a beard? I'm not doing so hot. I'll be your friend
I really wish they would have let talk on today. Or at least have the camera on him to awe at his moustache.
Nick Offerman's laugh should be bottled and sold from behind the counter in the pharmacy.
My version of heaven is just Nick Offerman's laugh.
Just realized Alain Vigneault looks like Nick Offerman sans 'stache. That's it. That's all I got.
Nick Offerman is back for Movember 2013 and reminds us all of the importance of the moustache. Join our team to grow your own - register at Thi...
Nick Offerman discusses his book and his wood on WATCH:
and will be performing for FSU in just 17 days!!
your not a Hollywood sellout, you are someone who makes families laugh everyday and stand up for what you believe in, respect
it's the cutest thing ever. Imagine dinner with him & the Mrs..
"Suddenly knowing the difference between a philips and straight screwdriver makes you a Renaissance man" thank you Nick Offerman
Ron Swanson would be so disappointed in Nick Offerman...
Nick Offerman is the only man allowed to have a Mustache
A look at Nick Offerman's new book "Paddle Your Own Canoe"
So just found out Nick Offerman is married to Megan Mullally (Tammy 2) in real life... awesome news. Also I might 'treat myself' and get this for myself for Christmas Billy, Cade, Sepehr, Tanner, Alex Stewart
Our beatboxer, Lakiyra Oompa Williams, killing it. We loved opening for Nick Offerman at Center Stage!
I found a Christmas gift for Liz Jostes I'm pretty stoked about. Only to find out Nick Offerman has a new book out. Guess what you're getting for your birthday LJ?
"Its an incredible gift to make fun on your own" - Nick Offerman
In most cases, I am not fond of audio books. But I think I'd be pretty ok with listening to an audio book read by the author of said book, especially when that author is Nick Offerman.
This November, FOX rushes to the end zone with massive television events, series premieres and season finales, as well as all-new episodes with big guest stars, including the two-part season finale of MASTERCHEF JUNIOR Nov. 1 and Nov. 8; the fall premiere of ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF Nov. 2, plus special previews of new series LUCAS BROS. MOVING CO. and GOLAN THE INSATIABLE Nov. 23; the FOX homecoming of “Fringe’s” John Noble on SLEEPY HOLLOW beginning Nov. 4; Damon Wayans, Jr. reprising the role of “Coach” on NEW GIRL Nov. 5; THE X FACTOR’s LIVE performance shows Nov. 6, Nov. 13, Nov. 20 and Nov. 27 and LIVE results shows Nov. 7, Nov. 14 and Nov. 21; the return of GLEE Nov. 7; the season premiere of RAISING HOPE Nov. 15, featuring two all-new back-to-back episodes; and the two-night series premiere of J.J. Abrams and J.H. Wyman’s futuristic buddy-cop drama ALMOST HUMAN Nov. 17 and Nov 18.   Plus, don’t miss the Thanksgiving feasts on BOB’S BURGERS and AMERICAN DAD Nov. 24 and on BR ...
Nick Offerman discusses furniture making, Scotch and his book, "Paddle Your Own Canoe."
Nick Offerman would have had a very different life had he been named Jack.
Nick Offerman, you sir are a god among men.
2 tickets to see Nick Offerman: American Ham Tour at the House of Blues in Dallas on Saturday, Nov 16, 2013 07:00 PM. Nick Offerman plays Ron Swanson on NBC's Parks and Recreation. Tickets retail for $90.66 total..I'll accept the best offer. HMU if you'd like more information.
So Nick Offerman aka Ron Swanson was on the View this morning having to interview Corey Feldman about his new 'book.'
Woke up at 9 to Nick Offerman breakdancing. My life is complete.
Nick Offerman has the greatest laugh ever. He goes from serious looking manly man to goofy kid squeal laugh. The contrast is what makes it.
Nick Offerman is cohosting the view right now!!
We will have more Nick Offerman tickets to give away today. Be listening to win!
I would literally marry Nick Offerman, literally : )
Finally got to go to The Daily Show yesterday & met Nick Offerman! Also sat next to a guy from Wisconsin, and another from Minnesota. The Midwest is always around :)
//If there's a God, Nick Offerman, who's on the View today, will be asked a ridiculous question by Barbara Walters, Jenny McCarthy or Sherri Shephard and his reply will just bluntly destroy them...please, I ask for so little, make this happen.
Watching the View with co host Nick Offerman. He's so cute n funny, plus he is from Minooka.
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Oh my goodness, Nick Offerman IS Ron Swanson! Especially in is normal tone. Cracking me up. Yes, I'm watching The View.
So I get to work over a half hour early and The View is on TV. Not the greatest way to start the day until NICK OFFERMAN IS THE GUEST STAR WHAT IS HAPPENING
I have to say, a View panel ultimately hosted by Nick Offerman, Jenny McCarthy, Sherri Shephered and Baba WaWa has my viewership.
Nick Offerman is on the view hosting. well played babs, well played
Today on The View, Nick Offerman guest co-hosts. Plus, Nancy Grace stops by for a visit!
Actor Nick Offerman, aka Ron Swanson from the TV hit "Parks and Recreation," on becoming an actor, and being a manly-man.
Nick Offerman is the man my dad wanted me to grow up to be.
With all due deference to Nick Offerman, if I hear much more about Movember or No-Shave-November, I'll be getting rid of my beard.
The older I get the more Nick Offerman-ized I become...
Comedian Nick Offerman, best known for playing the mustached, meat-loving reluctant government supervisor Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation (returns Thursday at 8pmET/PT), has written a funny memoir/book of
Nick Offerman plays himself as Ron Swanson? Mind blown...
Nick Offerman cracks me up. This man needs to be in everything!
Tonight: Nick Offerman is on the show to talk about his two passions: woodworking and being a clown.
Nick Offerman is a really cool cat. Check out his new book "Paddle Your Own Canoe".
Nothing warms my cockles more than hearing Nick Offerman talking about building scenery on The Daily Show.
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Nick Offerman on Daily Show. What I'd give for that man to be my Uncle
Nick Offerman is on the Daily Show. What is this feeling? Is this…is this what love feels like?
Nick Offerman on the Daily Show in a few minutes!
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Ron Swanson himself, Nick Offerman is on The Daily Show in an hour. Are you man enough to watch it?
"Maybe we can all take a drink of snake juice and have a dance party just the same." -Nick Offerman on politics
"If I come out with a line of fragrance, my first scent will be, Manchester" - Nick Offerman
Nothing makes water taste better than hard work. (Nick Offerman)
Sergio Flores Did you know that Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) grew up 2 hours from us?
So, I found out Nick Offerman has a woodshop that you can actually purchase stuff possibly made by Nick Offerman from. Now I want to buy something made of wood.
I forgot to mention that Nick Offerman (AKA Ron Swanson) was awesome!
When they're not working their day jobs, many celebrities like to get away from performing by doing something else. Sometimes it's a creative outlet; other times, it's a full-fledged business. For example, when he's not appearing on "Parks and Recreation," Nick Offerman is an accomplished woodworker...
"I think that means you have good manners and carry a handkerchief, being from Normal." -Nick Offerman on NPR, just unknowingly described Jared Alcorn.
Nick Offerman, on NPR talking about gardening, said, "get some *** . :::Ron Swanson giggle:::
Listening to Nick Offerman of Parks & Rec and Offerman Woodshop on NPR right now. The most important advice he wanted to offer was, "Make things with your hands." We couldn't agree more!
I get to see Nick Offerman today live. My beard is ready.
Fan girl squeal! Nick Offerman is going to be On Point with Tom Ashbrook this morning.
Would love to be a fly on the wall in Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally's house!
I have a MIGHTY need to own Nick Offerman's new book, Paddle Your Own Canoe.
So I really want to see a "Lincoln-esque" film about Teddy Roosevelt starring Nick Offerman.
A few photos of the amazing Azumaya that Nick Offerman designed, built, (with help from his shop in LA and local woodworkers here in town) and donated to Japan house. Pretty *** stunning let me tell you. He also performed a sell out show in the Great Hall of Krannert. It was a grand weekend especially as Michael Goldberg, Michael Flanigan, Joe Foust, Jim Stark, Kara Locquist and Molly Glynn also came down to celebrate, lovely to be in the same room with all these special people after all these years
Former alum of the University of Illinois Theatre Deptartment, Nick Offerman sends this message to the students of the University of Illinois.
"Look at the table you built that will keep your beer from falling on the ground" - Nick Offerman
Amtrak heading north. MLB At Play app. Cheering on Cards! Amazing day with James Wyrsch and Nick Offerman. Photos to follow.
Nick Offerman has the best laugh ever.
If you have the chance, rent "Kings of Summer". Very well crafted indie coming-of-age film. Nick Offerman was great in it.
If I were to have a favorite celebrity couple, it would be Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman.
The promos for this movie are 400% better than the movie itself. However, Nick Offerman... Chazz Montgomery Croutar McDoogle Natalie Crowley
Amazing facts: OK, "blow your mind" is a bit dramatic. But 65 Amazing Facts You'll Probably Enjoy and Likely Consider Mentioning to Your Friends didn't fit. 1. Google's founders were willing to sell to Excite for under $1 million in 1999—but Excite turned them down. * 2. There was a third Apple founder. Ronald Wayne (pictured at home in 2010) sold his 10% stake for $800 in 1976. * 3. The famous Aaron Burr “Got Milk?” ad from 1993 was directed by Michael Bay. * 4. According to Amazon, the most highlighted Kindle books are the Bible, the Steve Jobs biography, and The Hunger Games. * 5. A California woman once tried to sue the makers of Cap'n Crunch because Crunch Berries contained "no berries of any kind." * 6. Wilford Brimley was Howard Hughes's bodyguard. * 7. During WWI, German measles were called "liberty measles" and dachshunds became "liberty hounds." * 8. In a 2008 survey, 58% of British teens thought Sherlock Holmes was a real guy, while 20% thought Winston Churchill was not. * 9. At one point ...
So i totally met Nick offerman aka Ron Swanson at work today and my day has been made :-)
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Nick Offerman is in town. I'm too excited right now.
Ready to drink some tea with the one and only Nick Offerman...
Nick Offerman is the only possible voice for Axe Cop.
Saw Nick Offerman perform tonight. Excellent show. I have had wisdom bestowed upon me, as well as a hunger for red meat and intoxicants. That man knows his stuff.
Nick Offerman is full of wisdom and my new role model.
Nick Offerman wrote a book and I'm just now finding out?! I know what I'll be reading all day tomorrow...
ok how can I block all the Nick Offerman related posts from my newsfeed because right now I'm sitting at work seething with jealousy.
Complimentary staches for Nick Offerman (aka Ron Swanson!!!) stand-up show. Love it.
So excited to see Nick Offerman at Krannert Center for the Performing Arts tonight!
I think I learned that from Nick Offerman from Parks and Rec. Harvey Specter laughs... clah, you bugging.
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