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Mother Russia

Mother Russia (transliterated as Rossiya-Matushka) is a national personification of Russia, appearing in patriotic posters, statues etc.

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Happy Father's Day in mother Russia, I didn't get you a card, deal with it.
This will likely be useful for my upcoming trip to Russia:
Mother Russia is not amused...as V.Lenin goes on the Pee in Poland...
Mother Russia. Dance of the czars. Hold up your heads. Remember who you are. Can you release. The anger the grief...
Right now sending Mother Russia in Iraq seems a better alternative!
Ruslan was counting on the Siberian Gods to channel the strength of 1,000 grizzly bears and all of mother Russia to KO dude.
Does that mean your mother is Russia
Playing Red Alert fueled my obsession for MOTHER RUSSIA
forgot to tell you I met one of your comrades for mother Russia the other day. 😳
I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex.
Lowkey mother russia in Kick *** 2 cud catch it. Lmaoo I lied still
Come on Ali do it for Mother Russia
Tell me, did they teach sarcasm in Mother Russia, or was that punishable by death?
Get strong like rock, not weak like Barack !!! O Mother Russia .. !
*** mother Russia. why is this happening 🙅
Lol at Mother Russia. I'm hoping too man but smarter people than me seem pretty sure Canada is dunzo.
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And The Leader of Mother Russia, is not offended by his foreskin removal in Cry-me-ah..after I called a Cossack, a Cocksukxx for
Someone come drink with me for mother Russia and slip into a Russian accent with me (also re-read this in a Russian accent)
In Russia it is custom to haev animal to dying horribly. Is way of Mother Russia.
His greatest regret was never getting Papa John and Mother Russia back together after the divorce
I'll play for him :D. Just kidding, only for mother Russia und Deutschland lolz
Up first, Day Job takes a packed house to mother Russia.
Good luck to mother Russia at world cup
Nahh y'all don't understand it's all about MOTHER RUSSIA!
.America & Europe are providing Dictator Putin & his MOTHER RUSSIA with an ENORMOUS REVENUE STREAM TO WREAK HAVOC IN E. EUROPE!
.WE ARE STILL TRADING WITH MOTHER RUSSIA. Your point makes NO SENSE given what has just occurred in Crimea. . China is LEARNING
Greedy Nazi *** can't stand the light of Truth in the face of Mother Russia! lolol
And then deportation back to home base, aka Mother Russia, don’t omit that,
Russia beckons, though. Any game in St Petersburg! My mother grew up there.
Putin will make sure you will never get a moment of peace and social and economic stability until you bow down to MOTHER RUSSIA
People's pensions in E. Ukraine are around $100, whereas Russians now mostly get upwards of $500. Hence the love for Mother R…
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Alaska doesn't count. When do you return from mother Russia?
So, U.S. have spread Syrian civil war on Iraq. Thanks, Obama! Higher oil prices are good for Mother Russia!
Watching kick *** 2 Awesome scene mother Russia destroys 5 police cars and all the policeman in em one by one lol
watch out america Mother Russia returns home tomorrow
I do not own anything from this video. This is for entertainment purposes. Lyrics: Mother Russia how are you sleeping? Middle winter cold winds blow From the...
This is the start to one of my chapters. Constructive criticism welocome.. Family holidays had not been the same for Demyan since, what the British call Boxing Day, Russia in 1991. Yeltsin handed over the keys to the nuclear arsenal and the world was left dealing with the independent Commonwealth of Independent States. Before then life was simple: work was work and holidays, by the Black Sea, in St Konstantin, were holidays. Time spent in the Soviet Riviera, where days merged into weeks, was now a cold war simple memory. He had done well out of the privatisation of Mother Russia. His opportunity came to him simply. When the Soviet Union collapsed he was already in charge of a massive gas and petroleum company. All he had to do was murder any opponents and other claims to the gaseous crown and “Hey presto!” He was the Chief Executive of Russia’s biggest gas export company. So that’s what he did. He fixed it. When the Tsunami of Capitalism hit newly opened Russia, money started shunting into his ...
Got Russia in the work sweep. Ivan Drago, Mikhail Gorbachev, Garry Kasparov. Garry Kasparov, can you hear me? Go on, Mother Russia!
Rusev, who apparently dropped his first name, goes up against Kofi Kingston in the name of Mother Russia and patriot Edward Snowden. -TP
Moscow, Russia – Speaking from the decks of an aircraft carrier adrift in the Pacific, Vladimir Putin winked as he assured Americans to ‘not worry about your government’s shutdown, Mother Russia is on your side.”
WHEW! Alright everyone. I have been working on this ALL DAY in between Readings and radio appearances. BEHOLD! (drum roll please)… PREDICTIONS 2014 SO FAR Below are the current statuses of "Predictions 2014" as of [May 2nd, just over four months into the year.] Here is the Prediction breakdown: There are FIVE (5) Predictions with a "C" before them, for "Commentary". Meaning, they were simply comments or side notes of some kind I hear while channeling my predictions. There are NINE (9) Predictions with a "?" before them, meaning that I could not give a date as to when these will be fulfilled. There are THIRTY SEVEN (37) numbered Predictions which I can say with a fair degree of certainty are "2014" Predictions. HOWEVER! As has been discovered recently, Prediction from 2012 has surely manifested this year, 2014: "Mother Russia will break from it's box." Therefore, we have a long way to go. Suffice it to say, here is where we stand. THESE PREDICTIONS HAVE MANIFESTED: 21 TOTAL 2. "The island of C ...
"The Daily Feast" continues with a horse race in cyberspace: 1. How is that restart button pushing that Hillary Clinton did with Russia working out? 2. Putin does as Putin desires, and Crimea is a prize that he has tucked under Mother Russia's arm. 3. The Ukraine is in peril, and it was not long ago that President Obama was heard (on a microphone that he did not realize was on) telling the one of the Russian leaders to tell Putin that he (Obama) would have more flexibility once he (Obama) was reelected (What has that flexibility resulted in may I ask?).
Vladimir Putin: "I'll cool my jets if is bestowed upon Mother Russia. And the US, I guess" you heard the man, NBC!
When Nick Fury sends Da Punisher out on a mission to Mother Russia, you know this ain't gonna be no cold war. HEATIN UP!
Russia has a new state of the art surveillance aircraft, reportedly equipped with state of the art "spy" electronics, probably stolen by U.S. sympathizers to Mother Russia, since Russia has lagged the U.S. in high tech electronics of various types. So, we have "The Open Skies" treaty with Russia which supposedly offers our access to their air space, and vice versa. The State Department, which has been occupied by globalists has jurisdiction OUTSIDE of oversight by intelligence agencies and the Pentagon. (Other than budgetary). All these officials are quietly and angrily in some cases URGING the President to NOT allow this new aircraft to overfly the U.S for covert spying. The President's own advisors are divided along "belief" lines about this, some with the naive belief that it might "help" Putin be NICER and more cooperative. How about just surrendering now? In a world now dependent on electronic intelligence gathering, this is truly dangerous policy. Hopefully the President (who calls himself a CITIZEN ...
Mother Russia has the numbers, weapons, training, discipline, strategies, tactical & overall superior military qualities over
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I drink with my fellow fighters and we drink Mother Russia heavy stuff only!
Likewise infatuated with Mother Russia was Obama’s mentor, Frank Marshall Davis, who joined Communist Party USA under Stalin.
North Korea and South Korea are shooting each other. Mother Russia took back Crimea and America want to war with them and China, and the middle east. The Brits will ally with the Americans. Japan has nukes and is aiming it at China. People, THIS is World War 3.
A real Red Flag for Mother Russia and Americans who remember history, but doesn't define the Ukrainian people.
Who would have thought that the man so many looked to for hope, change, honesty and integrity in leadership, a new tomorrow and better today for our beleaguered economy would be posturing for war with Putin. Who would have thought THIS would be the man pushing us where the Bay of Pigs avoided, what Star Wars prevented, what my father's generation rallied against. Who would have thought that while we were busy texting and updating our lunch images on Instagram while the genocide continues, unabated and undeterred in Sudan, we would be toe to toe with Mother Russia and she would be laughing at us and daring us to stop her. Who would have thought...
believe me Mother Russia will act if you dare violate it territory and citizen aboard, believe me there is only one president in the world whom i swear my loyalty to, Vladimir Putin. like he said : Mr. Putin, he said. “If Russian forces move into eastern Ukraine,” he said, “what would NATO do?” believe we will retaliate if you provoke MOther Russia.
Sweet Victory for Mother Russia. Congratulations to the people of Crimea. Congratulations Vladimir Putin. Thank you Russia for standing up to the West. Bravo Vikor Yanukovic!
I hear that in tomorrows election or reformation in Crimean area of Ukraine to join or not join new and glorious Soviet Union being passed off as Mother Russia there are two choices on the ballot.1.Yes I want to join mother Russia and 2. the other box says " Just shoot me and my family now.
Why does Mother Russia look like Kurt Russel as Snake Pliskin with a blond crew cut?
Russia continues its "military intervention" into the Crimean Peninsula, apart of sovereign state of Ukraine, in order to assimilate Crimea, once again, as part of Mother Russia. President Obama is trying to organize international diplomatic efforts on part of European & other world allies to persuade Russia to pull out of Crimea and pull back to Russian borders.
Crimea is an historically Russian territory. The majority of its citizens are ethnic Russian. This conflict started when the Ukraine's government sought closer ties with the E.U. and NATO, an action the elected president vetoed. This led to him being deposed and seeking refuge in mother Russia. Crimea, which is currently an autonomous region of the Ukraine, sought help from Russia and ofc Russia obliged. Crimea intends to hold an election giving voters a chance to either stay in the Ukraine or leave it and rejoin Mother Russia. Now that you are up to speed, let me ask exactly what role the US has in this conflict? Are we expected to force Russia to back off and then force Crimea into the EU even if its against their wishes? Are we to reinforce the new president who arrived at power through a coup while rejecting the elected president? Does our sudden interest in eastern Europe have something to do with the 100 billion dollar drop in defense spending and plans to reduce our bloated defense budget? No matt ...
Perhaps we should see President Obama as pursuing the wily course of Russia’s famous general Kutyernutsov*, who responded to Napoleon’s bold invasion of Russia by retreating back into Mother Russia, confident that the Russian expanse, its harsh winter and the survival needs of its peasants would eventually expose Napoleon’s troops and his folly. Perhaps, by picking the right fights, revealing the Republican extremes, pointing the right direction even while in slow retreat, the president is exposing the right, exhausting their troops, and awakening Americans to meet the challenges of the day. As fanciful as that may be, it is much more plausible than expecting this budget’s long-term direction to take us where we need to go. Was that his name?
WWIII? Many do not know what's happening or why this may be scary so Let's begin In the beginning: Ukraine was part of the Soviet Union. Soviet gone=independent Ukraine by Russia. Google for more info. Short story, some people from Ukraine still feel connected to Mother Russia. Now skip a couple years to the beginning: Prime minister Yulia Tymoshenkothe (The guy before the last guy) convicted of abuse of power and goes to jail. (She's free now). She lost to a guy named Victor Yankovych in the next elections as her popularity faded. Now this Victor guy, some hate because of his dealings with Russia. Skip to November, Victor over here doesn't agree with a deal of increasing ties with the EU and breaking down ties with Russia. He stops and the pro-american and pro-eu Ukrainians start protesting, since the president instead chose to increase ties with Mother Russia. Capital city and west Ukraine (the pro-EU) side have protests, and in attempt to control it ,the government passes laws to outlaw protests. These ...
For years one of my favorite subjects of reading was history. Especially European History. If you have ever read anything on Russian History you should notice that what is happening in the Ukraine is a repeat of a 600 year pattern of Russian expansionism. Russia has no natural borders. This creates insecurity. Their belief is the exact same as the good old USA has been sense the Monroe Doctrine. Any where there is an American we have an interest, and more, the right to intervene. I expect that Putin will "annex" the Russian parts of the Ukraine. I expect the Russian public will accept nothing less. And if anything less happens, it would take great courage on the part of Putin. This is all the Russian version of "Manifest Destiny." Only they call it "HOLY Mother Russia." Just thinking. Nothing important. Avoid visiting Russia for a little while. Have a great day.
This status is one I'd rather no one commented on please. Regarding Ukraine, I can see both points of view. To the Russians the Crimea is like The Falkland Islands, Gibraltar, The Channel Islands and (dare I say this) Northern Ireland is to the British. It maybe that in some cities of the rest of Ukraine the Russian speaking majority will also identify with 'Mother Russia'. To the non Russian ethnic Ukrainians and those who want to be 'European', they will want to be part of the European Union, they have felt occupied previously and are sure they don't want to be part of the Russian Federation. There are people of evil intent on both sides. There are very brave people of goodwill and conviction on both sides. Many people on each side will be prepared to lay down their lives for what they believe in. But, the world is now such a small place. The more conflict we allow the more uncomfortable and smaller it will get. If we want a peaceful world we have to compromise, negotiate, give a lot more than we want. ...
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"Putin says the people demanding to "go back to Mother Russia" should be taken into consideration." Off course you do, dear..
It is truly stupefying that US Ambassador Susan Rice warns Russia to "keep its hands off the Ukraine", which is adjacent to Russia's heartland, and the capitol of which has for centuries been known as "Kiev, Mother Russia" while the US defines its direct national security interest as being the indiscriminate slaughter of hundreds and thousands of Muslims in the Middle East, half way around the world. We have outsourced the sanity of our relations with the rest of the globe to the monkey house at the zoo.
The events in The Ukraine are momentous, but not simply for what they mean for The Ukraine. They are momentous because of what they mean for Russia. Faced with historic choices between the enlightened Peter the Great and Catherine the Great and their openness to not only the West but to knowledge in its grandest sense including knowledge of where we all are in the grander scheme of life, or those like Ivan the Terrible and Joseph Stalin, with their paranoic insularity and withdrawal from both knowledge and self knowledge, surely the path ahead must be clear. Even Putin must now understand that a recreation of an ersatz second soviet, linked with Belarus and Tajikistan and a subjugated Ukraine is a horrible substitute for joining not only the European Union but the twenty-first century's best hope for Mother Russia, an enlightened vision of its own place in the world. If Putin would but follow not only Peter and Catherine but the third member of Russia's troika of great leaders, Mikhail Gorbachev, he would ...
How many Olympic medals is Russia going to win using non-Russian athletes!? Already, South Korean Ahn Hyun-Soo has won Russia THREE Gold Medals in speed skating, while American- and Washington State-born snowboarder Vic Wild has won two Gold Medals under the Russian flag. Five additional Olympians competing for Mother Russia in the 2014 Winter Olympics only became citizens since the 2010 Vancouver Games. It's not surprising--the Russian Ministry of Sport granted "hassle-free citizenship" to any athlete with a world championship or Olympic medal. Enjoy your medal count, Russia. Just know that your success came, in large part, at the hands of foreigners. Those who, until it became financially convenient, pledged allegiances to flags much different than yours.
You could say that the medals won by each of the three ladies who stood on the podium Thursday night at the Iceberg Skating Palace were for three different -- and three very distinct -- recipients. For Adelina Sotnikova, her Gold Medal was for Mother Russia, which concluded these Games with a dominating showing, with champions in three of the five figure skating events and five medals overall. For Yu-Na Kim, her silver was for herself. It may not have been the color of medal she was hoping for, but all along she maintained she was doing this for her and her alone. It'll look just fine next to the gold she already owns. And for Carolina Kostner, her bronze was for the devoted followers of the sport, those who have tracked her career -- one that's been filled with more highs and lows than a long-term weather forecast -- for more than a decade and for whom she epitomizes what it means to be a true artist on the ice. You never know what you're going to get with Kostner. Equal parts brilliant and maddening, he ...
Day 15 of the XXII Olympic Winter Games in Sochi brought Team USA some joy, adding two more medals to their tally, but also a bit of disappointment. The much antiquated semifinal Hockey Game between Team USA and Team Canada took play at Bolshoy Ice Dome. The United States seemed unprepared for the match and due to some lackluster play, Team USA loses to Canada 1-0. They will now head back to the Bolshoy Ice Dome tomorrow, meeting Finland in the Bronze Medal Game. On to some good news for The US today, another Gold Medal is tallied from competition at Rosa Khutor. Mikaela Shiffrin won took first place in the women's Slalom final with a time of 1:44.54. She is flanked on the podium by two Austrian ladies who take the Silver and the Bronze. Back in Olympic Park, the men of Team USA finally have some like on the ice, taking the Silver medal in the 5000m relay. Mother Russia just slightly defeated Team USA for the Gold, however, the USA out-skated the People's Republic of China, who won the Bronze. Several oth ...
"Murder on the Trans-Siberian Express" and other crime novels that take place in Mother Russia
Which country has the world's largest degree of income inequality? Is it the US, China, India, Texas, or Mexico? No, put your hands together for the winner and still champion--Russia, where no worker or wage can be too small!! Russia has a 13% flat tax with no legal exemptions allowed. That simple tax code should help citizens and corporations alike. Especially Jews who probably need much Vodka after being forced by their companies to attend Russian Orthodox Christian bible study, or lose their jobs. But why does tax-friendly Russia, with 50% of Legislature being female, have the worst income inequality in the world? Well, stand aside Africa, step back Mexico, smile China and India--you're all looking for second place behind Mother Russia, the new leader in political corruption! I think a flat tax rate with no exemptions, combined with our consumption taxes would help the US economy (Unless our congress were more corrupt than Russia, which will never happen because we *hate* the bribery endemic to o ...
Mother Russia! Any judged sport will have bias but to have a reputable national station suggest a fix? That's big.
WE have a lot to learn from Mother Russia.
Boris is hiding over Mother Russia's loss on Saturday.
The Biathalon has been changed to just Athalon, because nobody is bi in Mother Russia.
Actually we could use that here. and have suffered foot injuries here in Mother Russia.
you shouldn't play that commercial with Robin Williams saying "Let's win this for Mother Russia" while the Winter Olympics is on..
An amazing early version of The Sisters of Mercy's song, Dominion/Mother Russia .
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Irony alive and well in Mother Russia
"I'll tell you what we do... I want you to go on the field, look for anything w an 'O'. We will win this for Mother Russia!"
Actually, beat you and on the Matryoshka Doll story.
they want death of Canadian in Russia or Romania for who mother Russia or your broke *** self to quote God of War...
Going back to mother Russia! Got my african tan and raw love. Wil surely miss the land of the brave.
I'm sorry my fellow Americans, but I'm rooting for Mother Russia to win gold in hockey. As much as I hate their government, I respect the citizenry; those people have faced more hardship in the past thousand years than all of Western Europe and America combined. If you think I'm exaggerating, look it up and see for yourself. The Motherland deserves this.
I am disappointed Mother Russia by Iron Maiden wasn't the opening song for the Olympics
"Kick *** 2" was SO much better than the first one. So much better. Really, the first one *** I don't get why anyone likes it. It's mean-spirited, pretentious, stupid, and Nicolas Cage was the only reason worth seeing it to begin with. He (ahem) kicked *** *Nudge nudge. With that said, this one is still barely passable. I see this as a bad movie that I like. It isn't the worst movie, but the plot in here sometimes is overly careless and forced. For example, Red Mist/Motherf'cker's mom dies, and it's his fault, and then they act like nothing happened. *** !? In fact, Christopher Mintz-Plasse gives the absolute worst performance of his career. His acting is shockingly bad. His subplot is just terribly-written and horrendous. Borderline unwatchable. The whole high school melodrama with Hit Girl is so forced and cliched that it's just embarrassing. There's so many conveniences here, it nearly destroys the movie. The most enjoyable scenes were with Jim Carrey. You would think him giving a heavy American ac ...
THE MOTHER CALLS (RUSSIA) 91 m (excl. plinth). When the memorial was dedicated in 1967 it was the tallest...
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You've done a marvellous thing. May I introduce you to ? He's writing from Russia.
We will win this for Mother Russia 💪
I'm home y'all. Mother Russia didn't take me thing time
Was just watching olympic women's curling, so many >8/10 hbbs, esp team mother russia, such a retarded sport though, lol.
I will drink this vodka for mother Russia
I wonder how many Gold Medals Zangief is going to bring home for Mother Russia?
So.. can I go back to Mexico or go to Russia now? Too many morons here who can't see that A mother and father are only two people. Not more
nosochi2014's photo Russia is arresting Circassians in Sochi. REALLY HATING MOTHER RUSSOA RN.
not looking forward to mother Russia at all
Now Mother Russia must to make play games against Norwegia in quarter finalities. Many shames to play minnow country not goodness
Now I make cheer claps for Mother Russia Curl Ladies. Not great Ice Bowlers but WA WA WE much hotness
We will win this for mother Russia 😠✊
I just chanted "WIN BIG FOR MOTHER RUSSIA" while watching the Olympics with my parents and they just ignored me lol
So somber with mommy in Mother Russia.
I'll be so glad when we are done reading this *** mother Russia book! It continues to be the death of me!!
Mother Russia was one of the realest, most gangster villains I've seen in a movie.
or Visconte needs 2 go Somewhere like freeze his *** off in mother Russia hockey league or something. America doesn't need him
While I thoroughly enjoy watching the Olympics in general, I'm done with NBC. Fawning over mother Russia, whitewashing their history, having an unhealthy fetish with ice skating and now badgering Bode Miller during an emotional, private moment. NBC is an embarrassment.
Someone do a in mother Russia joke.
Not too hard actually, I competed in the 92 olympics for Speed walking. Took home the gold for Mother Russia.
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Thanks to my mother who let me stay at home. I'm feeling myself so bad.
we had a joke at work where we had a note on wine that said "In mother Russia you don't date the bottles, the bottles date you."
The word “matryoshka” comes from “Matryona,” a popular name for girls in pre-revolutionary Russia, related to the Latin wo…
--Fourth: As Tchaikovsky's depressed about losing his mother to cholera(?), Russia does his best to make him happy again. --
Sorrella Rose Womack. "We will win this for mother Russia!" Brandon Moore has no clue what I'm talking about.
In mother Russia, you no wear hat. Hat wears you.
Let the anthem of freedom ring through mother Russia! Let those who made this country free be marked in history
The Olympics have gone 2 my moms head . She yells Mother Russia TV when Putin appears & is going 2 Afton Apls to snowboard 2morrow
In mother Russia you do not walk on snow, snow walks on you.
There is a Russian judge, who shall remain nameless, attempting to silence my commentary. He claims I am overwhelming the newsfeed and diverting attention from Mother Russia. But I'm an American. ;)
Jr bulldogs took second place in the tournament this weekend.lots of fun and excitement! Good job boys... you tried hard and played hard. One more weekend to go.we know you can do it (as the boys say...do it for "mother russia")... ie. for those of you who dont know . that a line from a candy bar commercials :)
A childhood memory that I am sure some current or former Mansonites will remember. In the mid to late 50's B-52 bombers made numerous low level runs over Manson and other local communities as well. What I remember are the sonic booms they produced and me doing face plants in the Zook yard when these planes flew over! My Mom Helen who was a God fearing Mennonite would curse a blue streak as the sonic booms broke a number of windows in our house. She would come out of the house madder than a wet hen shaking her fist at the now long gone plane/planes. The face plant I alluded to occurred when I would see a giant shadow that scared the bejesus out of me!!! :( The sonic boom would occur just shortly afterwards. I am sure the B-52's originated out of the SAC base in Omaha. I swear the planes were just several hundred feet off the ground and hauling *** !! Practicing for bombing mother Russia I am sure!
I DON'T KNOW WHY THE ATHLETES DON'T JUST REFUSE TO COMPETE. The conditions are so bad that it is amazing no one has been killed. Tell Mother Russia to shove the 51 billion up their ***
We were watching ESPN and they were talking about the Olympics. Why did Izzy ask me ""Dad..Do you love Mother Russia? ""You love Mother Russia right?"" LMAO
Everyone is in trouble just like home in mother Russia lmfao
It makes me happy that Ovechkin can play for Mother Russia in Sochi. I am, however, still not rooting for him.
Do you really win a medal for "Mother Russia" if you've been skating for another country for your entire life?
Just thinking mother Russia lost a real great guy last December when Mikhail Kalashnikov sadly passed away,a true great man he was.!
Good bud for Mother Russia. gotta have a good weed To get them all women high. Lol
Fear not Mother Russia. This tournament isn't over by a long shot. The Americans were FAR outplayed in that game and the Russians lost in a skills competition. Apparently in international hockey you can keep rolling the same shooter in the shootout? ALL.HAIL.MOTHER.RUSSIA!
Good job again USA in the men's hockey team. We are so proud of you. Just beat Mother Russia again and that will send a powerful message back to Mr. Putin.
Presidents tournament playing in the finals let's win this for mother Russia
USA bested mother Russia in hockey last night great game
Go team USA hockey.what an awesome game against mother Russia
I have 3 thoughts this morning... 1- CUSE it seems, is destined not to lose. And they better not Wednesday when I go lol. 2- USA USA USA USA ! USA hockey team sweeps thorough to the quarter finals ! Sorry MOTHER RUSSIA ! 3 -And I think I've heard enough about the *** football player. Who cares!! Great he came out of the closet, good for him. But espn and the public want to make him a " media darling ". No pun intended . I hope the Dolphins draft him. Imagine the shower talk with Richie incognito and the boys will have lmfao !
Hockey fans, I hope you got a chance to see the OT and shootout victory against Mother Russia yesterday. What a great game, somewhat reminiscent of the Miracle On Ice game in 1980. I never heard of T.J. Oshie, but now all of America has a new hockey hero...Go USA!
Fans may have to do a very hard thing...and that is root for "Mother Russia"... because it is common knowledge that if Team Russia does not win a Gold Medal in Hockey, the team will 'disappear'. aka Bobrovsky goes 'bye bye'.
"Great win for Mother Russia, No Siberia today for you!" Putin
you know.I think everyone should quit giving Mother Russia a hard time about the conditions at Sochi.just remember.we made the whole world listen to Nickleback at our Olympics.
Thank God Mother Russia- Bode does get it done, and walks out with his sixth olympic metal. And how awesome is it for Andrew Weinbrecht to land the Silver. Go USA!!
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Mother Russia y'all sure are sore LOOSERS!!!
Taking my grandson to awana games practice this morning and he looks at me and says... let's win this one for mother Russia. Yes, he was quoting the Robin Williams commercial.
I'm curious, hope I'm not the only one but have you ever saw the Snickers where Robin Williams plays a football coach and screams "WE WILL GO OUT THERE AND WIN IT FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!" And the other coach says eat a snickers.well yeah.hate to say it but every time I see the Russian coaches yelling at their players that is what I think.sorry, but it is!
Just chillin in my room tonight, who for? For mother Russia
Just watched USA take it to mother Russia once again!
We won against mother Russia!? Since I couldn't watch it, the movie "Miracle" will do just fine.
WAHOOO! 200 likes for Mother Russia, we've got an exciting month ahead of us with gigs in Saltash & Newquay Thanks for the continuing support from our faithful comrades and a big hullo to our new ones! MR xx
Oshie single handedly defeats mother Russia. It is a sad day for ruskies everywhere
And USA hockey wins it against the Mother Russia team that is stacked! What a game. USA USA USA!!!
Good job U.S on beating mother russia, can't wait to show you how its really done, sorry boyz ain't gonna be no shoot out to save you this time around
The USA Hockey Team takes down Mother Russia 3-2 in a 8 Round Shoot Out! It is just the Preliminary Round, but I enjoy watching Russia lose in any round. USA! USA! USA! Suck It Putin! Rod
Great shoot out by oshie and quick, suck it mother Russia !
Datsyuk will receive much vodka and all of Putin's daughters for his performance for Mother Russia today.
.sod the FA Cup when it's mother Russia v USA in the ice hockey.
Lets go usa need this W against the mother russia!
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Meanwhile in Mother Russia, camera takes pic of you.
The 2014 Sochi Olympics are in full swing. Athletes from all over the world have gathered in Mother Russia to celebrate an age-old tradition and battle for physical superiority (Sadly, somewhere al...
"Mother Russia meet your newest golden girl from America."
"Mother Russia, meet your newest Olympic champion: Jamie Anderson from South Lake Tahoe, with the gold."
I was just watching Russian Olympic men's skater Yevgeny Plushenko, putting in a practically flawless performance. I thought I saw a large silver cross dangling from his neck? Could it be that he believes in a Higher Power than Mother Russia?
Dear NBC - You say you are the "home of the Olympics" yet I don't see any sports. Also, I understand you want to tell me stories of Mother Russia but I just want to see the games. I like the insights on the participants but can you show me the athlete participating? Right now I'm seeing a cooking show about favorite kitchen tools. Maybe if you showed the commentator going down the luge on a big spoon I would feel better.
Advice of the evening.do not betray mother russia or you will accidently die on a set of knives.
In Mother Russia, bathroom doors locks you.
CBC's Coverage of the Olympic Games Opening Ceremony. I'll preface my comments by saying that I'm a big supporter of the national broadcaster. We have a wonderful network and we should support it with everything we've got. However (you knew something was coming, right?) the commentary during the opening ceremony of the Olympics, with our Peter Mansbridge and Don MacLean, and Heather Hiscox and Jian Ghomeshi, and whomever else I might have missed, was mediocre at best and embarrassing to say the least. For instance, did you know that Einstein was Russian? Yes, according to Peter M., the great scientist was a son of Mother Russia. Not only that, but Einstein had time to direct that great film, The Battleship Potemkin. What's that, you say? It wasn't Einstein but Eisenstein...oh, my apologies, or rather, Peter apologizes for this small error. Maybe my ears deceived me when I heard him pronounce the name. Okay, I'm picky. My point is that someone should have provided notes to Mr. Mansbridge so that he ...
NSA Spying; America caught with its pants down     Phone calls may be taken down and used in evidence against you     The kettle is boiling over the insults of the EU by State Department senior official Victoria Nuland following her use of an expletive to describe the EU when talking to the American Ambassador to the Ukraine. In addition to the kettle the German chancellor Angela Merkle is spewing steam with the revelation that the United States State Department has such low regard for the European collection of sovereign states.        Assistant Secretary of State Victoria Nuland referred to the EU using a graphic swear word, in a conversation with the US ambassador to Ukraine. The EU, US and (unofficially) Russia are all involved in talks to end months of unrest in Ukraine which has to do with whether the Ukrainians become part of the EU or whether former Mother Russia gets to Lord it over them once again. Ms Nuland has been forced to apologise “for these reported comments”.     The Ukrain ...
So I hear, Bob Costas got Pink Eye from not washing his hands after being on the toilet all night with a case of the Putins'.Well played Mother Russia, Well played. Gold Medal count. Award-Winning Announcers=0, Mother Russia=1
I remember when things in Mother Russia were always so much better than the U.S. Heck, things have gone so down hill they replaced the Russians with North Koreans in the remake of Red Dawn. Sign of the times...
"Mother Russia always superior" yes it is. We shall return home soon
I am having a really, really hard to get my mother to grasp the concept of national personifications (Like Britannia, Marianne, Mother Russia, etc). Someone halp.
Do not doubt that Red Army paratroopers who jumped into snow banks behind German lines at low altitude without parachutes during WWII, helped to kill German soldiers that American troops, including my father, did not have to face. Characters in my novel of the assassination of President Kennedy have this heroic Red Army experience in common. They were brave, and they helped save Mother Russia from Hitler's troops at the gates to Moscow. They eventually advanced to the top of Soviet Military Intelligence, where they recruited a top American spy in the Pentagon, who told them that the Americans were going to kill their president in Dallas, Nov. 22, 1963. See jackowensbooks.com. I'll send you a signed copy of "Watchman JFK's Last Ride."
Watain are now ready to announce the deflowering of Mother Russia in the beginning of March. These shows have previously been wrongly announced for other dates but the following are the only right ones; 5 March RU Moscow, Volta Club 6 March RU St Petersburg, Zal Ozhidaniya We look forward to join forces with the Eastern Front and let the fires of the Gods rage across the tundras...
“A large black woman…” Famous in Mother Russia for being essentially being our version of Kim Kardashian, TV personality and sometime political...
In mother Russia this is like a gorgeous day 😂
Back in Mother Russia this weather was summer.
About to watch Kick *** 2. I hope it is as good as the first one & the comics. Excited to see Mother Russia in full swing!
The number of Russians seeking asylum in the US has increased since an August law seen as hostile to *** people
Me and my so beautiful mother ladygaga in Russia
Mother Russia's really goin HAM.do I just give in at this point?
watching the Italian Job (reboot), and I notice the mother Russia thugs drive my car. cause you know, I'm so hood.
One man, one shovel, one pair of headphones, and one will to survive.FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!
Thanks to mother Russia, USA is out 😈😈😈
mother russia is the only woman I ever loved
Iron Maiden - Mother Russia EMI UK (P) 1990 The copyright in this audiovisual recording is owned by EMI Records Ltd
The shovel beats the knife in Mother Russia.
In Mother Russia, one does not beat the cold: the cold beats you.
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That vid I saw on worldstarr is crazy...some dude really murdered his mother to get her life insurance money smh
Looks like we live in Mother Russia
Canada's junior team moves on to the WJC semis (while Team USA got the boot from Mother Russia). And "Community" is back. Life is good.
greetings from mother Russia. Sorry the mission was unsuccessful.aleksandar Kolarov
A friend smuggled this back from Mother Russia for me:
"Today is the day of our glorious victory, for ourselves...and for Mother Russia."
so you become one with mother Russia, da?
Every time I go to the punk section of hmv with my mother russia hat, I get a lot of weird looks from ppl with touqes and lip piercings
Dmitri and I much booze canned after Mother Russia victorious. Now time to execute vodka funnel for Kanadian happiness peoples
everyone knows that they did it for mother Russia
But I never officially said Miley look better then Mother Russia! I just made a face
Increasing numbers of Russians are seeking asylum from homophobia in the US
Mother Russia thanks for being the hint and thanks God for giving me the way i got my chance
“Lot of bling on that ref. From Mother Russia
. "Please tell us of this In Mother Russia joke we keep collecting on USA wiretaps. We don't get it."
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One of the many reasons our staff is hard at work fighting for immigrants and asylum seekers in 2014:
Fleeing a law seen as hostile to *** people, Russians head to New York for New Year's Eve
USA is officially out of the Gold Medal race, thank you mother russia.
More and more Russian LGBTQ people are leaving their country. Well, DUH. Douchey laws will do that.
and they lost to mother Russia so thats even better!
same like Before, tapi pake Mother of Russia!!!
U.S. of NAY! American Exceptionalism dismantled by Mother Russia at
Dmitry, in Orion Community, Russia, is longing for a ‘Godparent’. He lost his mother in 2013. Will you help him?
who would like to travel with me on the trans-siberian railroad with me in the future and visit all of mother Russia?
I had a *** moment and I HAD to Google the girl on Avicii's "Wake me up" video. God bless mother Russia. Her name is Kristina Romanova.
My sister was running with her dog and yelling "lets do this for mother Russia!"
Would rather see USA in WJC than Mother Russia but oh well...the team to beat is Sweden this year.
Mother Russia many victorious. Not surprise beats Amerika. Dmitri and I commence celebrates with vodka funnel and bowl of bo…
headed to mother russia soon :D-- two weeks out of the country is going to be awesome!!!
Get that mother russia body...next year, 4 SURE!
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2014 has hit Mother Russia, it is coming America... Are you ready?!
Mother Russia does Father Christmas much better than Uncle Sam
What the mother Russia is goin on in Russia?
Mother Russia will not bow to your threats! Unless you are Finnish. In which case your threats may be considered, at least.
Nice to see Mother Russia old Soviet school in Asia! :) Good morning, Vietnam!
...seriously saw Mother Russia at the LRT Churchill station!!! Lol
Dear, mother Russia, I am coming to meet with you.
In mother Russia, soft drink get you smashed
Going home to Mother Russia for a short vacation
Mother Russia do not suffer, I know you're bold enough. I've been around the world and I have seen, your love...
Mother Russia is by far my favorite villain of all time. take that as you will, but I just watched Kick *** 2
Booked my ticket! Mother Russia I shall be seeing you soon!
On demise of Gen Kalashnikov: May Mother Russia rise again, just to tackle the parasite called, Washington DC. RIP Hero Of …
Mother Russia has lost a most valued son.
ticketjes al gekocht!!! Mother Russia i'm going to celebrate a New Year with you)
Laptop insurance - because accidents happen!
Mother Russia... If you don't have adrenaline, you can't kill her. lol
do you have a problem with Mother Russia...do I have to contact the Russian mafia, or...?
Mother Russia really knows how to be a badass...Glad I hired her...Gotta make sure she doesn't kill Mindy, though.
In love with Mother Russia from kick *** 2.
Outside my train winow, Mother Russia ( going to Archangelsk)
Meanwhile in Mother Russia...An OJ is not just an OJ...
Ok looks like i can have Mother Russia today, people still interested? If so, ill make an event.
Just an average day in Mother Russia.
HEY GUYS. I'm back and better than ever. Just getting ready for the winter olympics in meh home country of Mother Russia. You all have supported me so much YOU ARE THE BEST FRANz EVER without all of you, meh dreams would not have come true. You're all so aMEHzing. I know I gave away my identity, aka Anna Pavlova, and I'm glad you still love meh for meh, and not the super famous Russian olypmic gymnast Anna Pavlova, which is my real identity, Anna Pavlova. This is why i actually did go MIA (MEHssing in action) for the last few months. The paparazzi found out I was hiding out in FRANklinville, so I had to flee back to Mother Russia. I love you all so much, and thank you for all your support even after my recent surgery on mEH MEHninges. I had meningitis after slipping on ice on meh way to skool in Mother Russia. So glad my pal Randy Davis was there to help meh in meh time of need. Meh olympic career really depended on this, and a true friend is the one that sticks around during a time of need. So thank you ...
Much great. Mother Russia . Most loved. All hale doge
In mother Russia, vodka drinks you.
dm me please I am begging you. DO IT FOR MOTHER RUSSIA
Today I was visited by high fashion mother Russia.
In mother Russia, we like our vodka as we like our women: pure and strong.
Mother Russia is as capitalist as Murica is
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His mother is Russian. He grew up in JP but lived in Russia temporaly when he was kid. Nice guy indeed.xx
in mother russia they put YOU in a bottle..
Flashback to the fur hat in Mother Russia.
The snickers commercial in which Robin Williams is like "WE SHALL WIN THIS FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!".. Gets me every *** time
We will win this for mother Russia 😂😂😂
Mother of the last czarina of Russia!
. I'm sorry but this article reminds me of Robin Williams commercial - "let's do it for Mother Russia.."
LOL Mother Russia killed so many people in Kick *** 2
Why didn't they have and one of you guys fill in like when was in MOTHER RUSSIA!!!
wow we need to get a psychiatrist like mother Russia from kick *** 2 to control you
not as good as the first, but a few funny moments, mostly mother Russia and the police, 3/5
"Remember when thought Heineken beer was Russian... 🇷🇺 "do it for mother Russia!"
Secret santa ...lmao and mother russia
Thank you mother Russia for you wonderful Vodkas
Watching kickass 2. Mother russia is pretty bad *** :)
Wopow for mother Russia it's my girls birthday today
Thank you MOTHER RUSSIA for this sublime liquid
Viva mother Russia. U brought Russians & cold to Egypt
This January 2014, CHRIS PINE goes all out against Mother Russia in the movie JACK RYAN: SHADOW RECRUIT together with KEVIN COSTNER, KEIRA KNIGHTLEY and KENNETH BRANAGH.
Yes I did mother Russia proud now going to Japan !!!
In mother Russia, we have dog powered car!
Back home in mother russia in a week )
In mother Russia hatchet throws you
It feels like mother Russia outside.
No news available this morning, folks because, apparently, some Yahoo is playing politics as usual with my email service. And I'm so sick of politics as usual played by the population more, quite often I suspect, than by the politicians themselves. Particularly those who are well hidden and obscurely situated within the Internet companies. So today all you’re going to get is a quite true story. I’ll call it “Just How Far Had Government Already Gone Before The Republican Revolution of 1994?” Chapter 1. My life has been a freakin' soap opera since March 30th, 1993, when my fourteen-year-old son received a gun catalogue in the mail addressed to him from a sportsman’s organization which included among the wares Uzi’s and other automatic weapons “FRESH from the bowels of Mother Russia!!” I immediately typed a quick letter to the district’s Congressman expressing my concern (though I don’t believe in gun control) that it had come addressed to a minor, selling guns by mail. Since I w ...
Spending Christmas in mother Russia! No words to explain my excitement!
The United States of America has a relationship with Kingdom of Sweden. We are the peeping Toms, hope Mother Russia won't find out.
Mother Russia in Kick *** 2...LOL what a woman. Scary very scary...
In Mother Russia... I don't always drink vodka! But when I do! It's in nuclear submarine!
In Mother Russia... You do not drink vodka! Vodka drinks you!
Free Shipping at Baseball Rampage
In Mother Russia... You don't wear mustache! Mustache wear you!
Finally got Russian visa today! I go to Mother Russia for a first time and it should be intense visit :)
Chris Pine is going up against Mother Russia in “Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit.” Opens January 2014
Meanwhile, in Mother Russia, the barn cats revolted ...
In Mother Russia, we don't eat breakfast, breakfast eats us.
Mother Russia is having twins. Two chances to see Three Sisters...or watch it twice. Today. Varscona.
Holy *** mother Russia is my new favourite villain
In Mother Russia jokes dont make you laugth. They make you feel fear
Our lovely lady of the day, Svetlana Bilyalova, comes to us from mother russia, and she is stunning!
Mother Russia and UAE's Dubai. Final round: May the odds ever be in your favor, let the games begin. Final round.
In Mother Russia, coffee write status updates about needink to drink you to wake up in mornink.
ZMEY GORYNICH - Welcome to Mother Russia!! Check us out on our pages, comrades!
I will win for mother Russia Alyssa Henderson
happy birth day to mikhail Timfeovitch Kalashnikov november 10 1919 best fire arms designer on earth ak47 accept no subsitute ar15 stoner rifles are pieces of crap they jam and are under powered 556 nato is for *** 762 is what is all about he is 94 today and must be in great shapei hope i meet him soon and Vladimir Putin he most be a great person i hear he lives modestly and he most be so down to earth not like american clewbrities i would like to hang out with him and god bless the wise leadership Vladimir Putin and his beautiful tiger Mashenka and i cant wait to go to Russia and hang out with all Russian blonde women long live Mother Russia
We can win this 4 AUSTIN show the luv show em WE CAN WIN THIS FOR MOTHER RUSSIA
You will all become one with Mother Russia, da? ^J^ (HOW ZE HOLY *** DID RUSSIA HACK MY ACCOUNT!? - I can hack it to all accounts ^J^ you know that, da? - AH!)
Holy mother of Mother Russia it's colder than Kunlun.
We will win this for mother Russia idk
Sorry I said "mother Russia" in my Yakov Smirnoff voice when you pinched my nip
"The new sparkling single that comes directly from HOT Mother Russia is "Mi Mi Mi"."
Every time i ejaculate, I'm going to say "ohhh, for mother Russia" in a Russian voice.
This message is for all my friends/family.As you may know the 2014 Winter Olympics are in Mother Russia and I need a small team of 4 people who want to join the Curling team with me. Let me know thanks!
When you read what Shostakovich was put through in Mother Russia by the Marxists this really isn't too funny . . . .
Best things to say during sex: -WHAT TEAM!? -Are you feeling it now, Mister Krabbs? -Shark Bait Hoo Ha Ha! -Let's win this for Mother Russia! -What's your gamertag? -PULL THE LEVER, KRONK!
Mother Rachael Neustadt’s fight to return sons from Russia blocked by Moscow court: A former teacher whose Rus...
I want to thank Mother Russia for her hospitality the last few weeks, leaving now but coming back very soon!!!👊
*one of the perks of being n mother russia ;)"we all know Russia gets Scandal episodes …
Thanks for 100 followers it's about *** time
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