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Michael Owen

Michael James Owen (born 14 December 1979 in Chester) is an English professional footballer who plays as a striker for Manchester United.

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Some of Michael Owen's best commentary quotes.
he's been reading from the Michael Owen book of twattish things to say
How is Andy Murray nominated for Most boring man on earth apart from Michael Owen
Michael Owen became the European Footballer of the Year 15 years ago. He's viewed very differently now. For htt…
Some of Michael Owen's best commentary quotes. 😂
"He didn't think that anyone else was better than him." . For one year, no one was. . What happened to Michael Owen? http…
😂😂😂. Jose Mourinho on Michael Owen criticising Zlatan. Zlatan has almost scored more goals in 6 months than Owen di…
Jose Mourinho just ripped Michael Owen a new *** hole👀😂
Jose Mourinho giving Michael Owen pelters about Zlatan. "He's scored more goal so far than Owen in 3 seasons here."
Jose Mourinho just had Michael Owen's pants down. Fantastic trolling.
Jose Mourinho: "Reality is Zlatan will score more goals this season than Michael Owen scored in 3 seasons at Manchester…
"Michael Owen criticising Zlatan is odd considering Zlatan has scored more in 3 months for Utd than he did in 3 years.". -…
Mourinho has a pop at Michael Owen 😂
Michael Owen, last Englishman to win the Ballon d'Or. 2001
WATCH - Jose Mourinho destroys Michael Owen over his criticism of Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Independent.ie
in 1979 Michael Owen was born, is this his most memorable goal?
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It's Michael Owen's Birthday today. Here are some of his more memorable commentary gaffes...
Jose Mourinho slates Michael Owen after comments on Zlatan Ibrahimovic. .
Happy 37th Birthday Michael Owen. Never forget when he said "When Man City don't score, they hardly ever win". https:/…
Happy birthday to Michael Owen. Here's some of his most inspirational punditry quotes.
Happy birthday Michael Owen. The man behind some great quotes, such as this one...
Happy birthday to Michael Owen. The last English footballer to win Ballon d'Or.
"Arsenal aren't destined for the physical fight.". Michael Owen believes Arsenal can only handle one style of play - https…
Happy 37th Birthday to Michael Owen!. Let's take a look at some of his best quotes.
Jose Mourinho has absolutely destroyed Michael Owen on BT Sport. 😂
Alan Shearer, Michael Owen, Steve McManaman or my particular nemesis Matt blokey no content Le Tissier. Most are milking it.
Matt doing his best Michael Owen impression here
Henrikh Mkhitaryan should be first choice at Manchester United, say Michael Owen and Paul…
Michael Owen on Henrikh Mkihitaryan: "Whether it's left, right or centre, he would be my first choice in any of those posit…
Video: Henrikh Mkhitaryan should start for Manchester United, say Paul Scholes and Michael Owen
El Hadji Diouf on Michael Owen winning the Ballon D'Or in 2001: "In terms of football I was better than him at the time." (SFR Sp…
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Ben Woodburn don become Liverpool youngest ever goal scorer.. Na snake Michael Owen been hold the record "before".
Michael Owen is from Chester. Ben Woodburn is from Chester. Yeah, there's really only one former striker to compare Woodburn with.
Move over Michael Owen!. Ben Woodburn has become Liverpool's youngest ever goalscorer. ➡️ https…
Michael Owen salutes Ben Woodburn as Jurgen Klopp jokes 'I'd have scor...
Owen: Well done, Woodburn - Michael Owen led the congratulations after losing a Liverpool goalscorin...
Jurgen Klopp said he is determined to protect Ben Woodburn after the 17-year-old surpassed Michael Owen as the club's you…
Question:what player has played with Charlie Adam, Marlon Harewood, Michael Owen, Damien Duff, Wayne Rooney and Jermaine Defoe?😉Club&Country
Jermain Defoe: ‘Moving above Michael Owen on goals would be a good place to be’
'Zlatan Ibrahimovic is a stopgap striker for Manchester United': Michael Owen and Paul Scholes question Swede's l...
Pst.Michael Owen fancies Paul Scholes.pass it on
Paul Scholes predicts 4-0 win before kick-off. Jake and Michael Owen laugh. . Manchester United 4-0 up.
Michael Owen: Any young footballer, watch Cavani's movement. The best in the business. Just close your eyes when h…
Did you guys lose a bet to allow Chris Sutton to commentate?. The man makes Michael Owen sound like a Football God.
If you think Michael Owen's commentary is bad try and listen to Chris Sutton. 😂🙊
Chris Sutton mate. You make Michael Owen bearable. Give it a rest!
What the *** is Chris Sutton talking about..!? Like a combination of Michael Owen and Max Headroom.
Defoe needs 1 more goal to pass Michael Owen. HA'WAY.
Even though he went to United Michael Owen was a amazing footballer shame he got the injuries and Capello had something against him
Michael Owen predicts where Arsenal, Tottenham will finish in title race
Waiting on Nice for €410.. How does everyone think they will do?
No idea. Same with Michael Owen, Scholes and Giggs, not a personality betweeen them.
Tim Henman is the Michael Owen of tennis commentary.
Watching the final between & ^ Henman's commentary is like Michael Owen's on football.
I do like to write but I also like to get and out and play. I ...
When did employ the Michael Owen of boxing on commentary 😴😴😴
In bits at this Michael Owen five-a-side team. He's picked Van Der Sar, Ferdinand, Gerrard, Scholes and Rooney, the big…
Michael Owen: the boro defenders were doing a mannequin challenge that led to the goal 😂😂😂
Ross McCormack's punditry up there with Michael Owen and Phil Neville!! cure
Ross McCormack is nearly is exciting as Michael Owen as pundits go... boring *** ..
I feel the same way about Michael Owen
Michael Owen is the only English player to have scored in 4 major international tournaments.
A Michael Owen shirt has never looked better.❤️
Watching the on BBC having 2listen to the commentary of Jonathan Davis is the rugby equivalent of Michael Owen on bt sport
Kasper Dolberg plays so much like Michael Owen. No many better at his age.
Dwight Gayle is like prime R9 and peak Michael Owen mixed into one in the championship 😂
Jermain Defore when he joined the 150 club equaling the amount of league goals scored by Michael Owen
Michael Owen is the type of guy to tip the Postman
Michael Owen: Manchester United signed me instead of this Real...
Michael Barker, Conan Byrne & Ian Bermingham are back for 2017. Joining them will be Gavin Peers, who moves from Sligo Rovers…
Maybe the only reason Michael Owen's commentating gets a lot of hate is because he speaks the truth
If you look at football over the last 50 years there has been a gradual ...
Jermain Defoe has now scored 150 Premier League goals - level with Michael Owen as the 7th highest goalscorer in PL hi…
Michael Owen just loves playing Arsenal at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff
you and michael owen are my heroes. You can scores goals. The media can swivel on that 🖕🏼 Fight for it wayne!!
Michael Owen: Liverpool boss Klopp can help Reds rediscover...
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Jermain Defoe has scored his 150th PL goal, moving him to joint 7th in the all-time list, level with Michael Owen
49. Has your team won the Champions league ever?
48. Been loyal to your team and never supported anyone else
45. Sworn at the ref thought the TV. (Everyone has tbh!)
39. Punched your sofa through frustration and anger
38. Bought a scarf at any game you've been to
32. Seen an international football game.
12. Seen your team win in the last minute of the game
BREAKING: Sky sources: Steven Gerrard has been offered the MK Dons manager's job and will make decision on Monday: htt…
Sunderland 3-0 Hull: Defoe levels with Michael Owen with 150th goal.
Really, what, is he turning into michael owen now. Like i said, liverpool does not have No1 position m…
Tomorrow Never Dies, starring Rena Owen and Dwayne Johnson. Directed by Michael Moore, music by Eels. Budget: $90m
Congratulations to just scored his 150th Premier League goal, moving him level with Michael Owen.
ICYMI - Michael Owen tears into Paul Pogba, Wayne Rooney and Anthony Martial after Manchester U
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Paul Scholes and Michael Owen don't hold back after defeat in Europe. Fascinating stuff...
Jake Humphrey reveals what Paul Scholes and Michael Owen write on their team sheets in the studio
Paul Scholes and Michael Owen in the same studio. The entire audience is already asleep and Man United haven't even kicked…
I put all my videos together in one place. Featuring Danny Dyer, Godzilla, Air Bud, Michael Owen, AJ Styles and mor…
Remember Alberto's verbal assault on Michael Owen for something he never said? 'I accept Michael's apology' said Carlos later!
lol, Michael Owen, Robbie Savage, and Trevor Francis were the others that I could think of.
Manchester United’s midfield is suffering because of Paul Pogba, claims Michael Owen
Michael Owen reacts to Mesut Ozil’s display in Arsenal’s 6-0 win over Ludogorets: Michael Owen wants to ...
what? Michael Owen has been talking out of his assalot recently.
Former Liverpool and Manchester United striker Michael Owen has warned the Red Devils of the .
At boys football training. So far the parents have compared kids to Messi, Michael Owen, Alan Clark and Brian Deane.
Henry Winter's choice of best dribbler in English football history is Ravel Morrison. . Someone else goes for Michael Owen 😆
International week doesn't have to be dull. Remember Dion Dublin saving Michael Owen's life during a friendly in Ca…
Nick Dougherty, the Michael Owen of golf commentary
Michael Owen: Arsenal need more than just Alexis Sanchez to win big titles
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I hope Michael Owen is not commentating
"If you only ever give 90% in training then you will only ever give 90% when it matters." ~Michael Owen
'Demarai Gray is dangerous, Leonardo Ulloa is...very dangerous' Michael Owen's vocabulary is immense
All the angles... Bedlam inside Old Trafford as Michael Owen wins it 4-3!
Gary Neville and Sir Alex celebrate Michael Owen's Derby winner at Old Trafford
A fan view of Michael Owen winner vs Manchester City. (I have added the Sky Sports commentary)
not really, City lost 4-3 at the Old Trafford...winner goal scored by super sub Michael Owen...wewe CFC fan,HUJUI BALL!
Michael Owen has added his best weekend bets -- 9/2 treble & more ▶️ ⚽ 💷
'Well done, he's 13': Revisiting the cult YouTube tragicomedy of Michael Owen's Soccer Skills
what about Michael Owen? 😜. I've just finished the Zlatan book, and I'm now on Keith Gillespie's book. Decent read.
First transfer window in years we've no been linked with Michael Owen, Kevin Doyle, Sean St Ledger or Jimmy Bullard.
Glenn Hoddle/Michael Owen not allowed near a microphone
Things more interesting than West Brom v Boro:. Michael Owen. United under LVG. Watching paint dry. Wondering if it's still s…
John George Terry and 4 of his mates, the era of footballers with banter died when Michael Owen's horse did
Chapter 3 is Michael Owen. He'd probably be Liverpool's all time leading goalscorer if he'd stayed forever.
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Matt Baker's commentary is class 😆. However the other guy would give Michael Owen a run for his money... 😕.
Michael Owen: "Players can only leave Liverpool for Barcelona or Real Madrid". 25/7/2016: Joe Allen signs a 5 year contract…
Jack wilshere is Darren anderton, Kieran dyer and Michael Owen all rolled into one! And I'm not talking ability wise!
Lass I know's named her sons after Michael Owen and Kieron Dyer and am still not over it.
Clive Walker makes Michael Owen bearable to listen to.
I was hoping you were, although Craig Charles would be a lot better than Michael Owen, that's for sure
People bang on about Michael Owen being boring but Wayne Rooney's favourite band is still the Stereophonics.
My dad is a Liverpool fan, and to watch Michael Owen at that time in Malaysia was great. Also in the game, Pablo Aimar play for Argentina.
Get over it. Non-Welsh born players have played for years. Michael Owen was Welsh BTW!
Ryan Giggs. For when TV execs look at Michael Owen and decide that another flat, dull, North West accent is just what punditry needs.
good, three people on tv who send me asleep when they talk and it's Michael Owen, Phil Neville and Gareth Southgate.
On this day in 1998, Michael Owen scored this...
"If you did then you would have lost it" Michael Owen
Harry Kane or Michael Owen? Ok then shuttup. Sturridge or Shearer? Ok then shuttup.Rose or Cole? Ok then shuttup. Terry or smalling? Shuttup
Michael Owen 'expects more' from Harry Kane at Euro 2016 and predicts England win against -
Michael Owen &more&from Harry Kane at Euro 2016 and predicts ... -
Michael Owen has made his score prediction for England vs Wales
Danny Rose is the best interceptor of the ball in Tottenham"...Michael Owen.
Always loved this pic of John Barnes giving Michael Owen advice on his Liverpool debut.
David James - the newest addition to the Michael Owen school of commentary
Michael Owen on John Stones, funnily enough I agree with him!
England must play without fear in says Michael Owen
'If they sack me, I won't be working for them anymore'. - Michael Owen
Ronnie Whelan pulled a Michael Owen - 'the peno was just too high'. No!
all my mates at home always complain about Michael Owen and stuff. Rather that than rob stone and Eric Wynalda. They're so bad
The England article says Michael Owen was chosen over Ian Wright for the 1998 World Cup. Yet Wright was actually injured.
Crapiest pundits in the land are Schmeichel, Michael Owen, Shearer, David James, Scholes,Wright, caragher& macmanaman. Absolutely clueless
only if you get Michael Owen, Glenn Hoddle and Chris Sutton tae.
Glenn Hoddle is on the same level as Michael Owen as a national embarrassment.
Who's the worst commentator Michael Owen or Glenn Hoddle? "It was a really positive penalty." Glenn, he missed! If he'd scored it maybe!
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So, who is the worst football pundit, Glenn Hoddle or Michael Owen?
I'd rather listen to Michael Owen than Glenn Hoddle
baffles me that Andy Gray is exiled in Qatar when the likes of Glenn Hoddle and Michael Owen are in employment
Imagine having Glenn Hoddle and Michael Owen as a commentary pairing... How bad would that be!😑
Michael Owen, Glenn Hoddle, Alan Smith and Martin Keown... Who decided they would make good commentators?
Has Glenn Hoddle been taking comentating tips of Michael Owen? Jesus tonight boring me to death the old ***
I'm thinking of developing an App that will remove Glenn Hoddle & Michael Owen from any commentary. Any demand for such a thing?.
I hate Glenn Hoddle with a passion! He is a worse commentator than Michael Owen 😡😑😡😑
Glenn Hoddle is up there with Michael Owen 😴😴
Glenn Hoddle is nearly as bad at commentating as Michael Owen is. Talks absolute ***
Glenn Hoddle is doing well in his attempt to prevent Michael Owen retaining his Mr Mogadon Award.
ioan you should replace Michael Owen
Michael Owen makes outrageous claims about Liverpool after Europa League final defeat
Michael Owen talk say Liverpool na the biggest club wey dey this world apart from Real Madrid and Barcelona. . Moron
You all mocked him, but Michael Owen was bang on when he said Roberto Firmino has 'one good performance in five or six'.
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Jesus, Michael Owen and Steve McManaman will need some tissues if they show another replay of that Danny Sturridge goal.
Michael Owen .. "who and why would a player leave lfc to go elsewhere in the premier league ???" .. raheem sterling my love
sometimes they have the triple whammy of him, Michael Owen and Glenn Hoddle. It's what the mute button was made for
I wish Michael Owen was unable to talk.
Michael Owen just now: "A lot of finals, you either pick up the trophy or you don't". Can't argue. Cannot argue.
"Well done, he's 13.". I found Jamie, the child goalkeeper from Michael Owen's Soccer Skills. h…
Kevin Nolan against us, Michael Owen got one, Andy Cole must have, Shearer did and Peter Beardsley maybe?
Steve McManaman and Michael Owen's bias towards Liverpool kills me
Steve McManaman and Michael Owen could send me to sleep
Been annoying me all night. Who is the chump on tonight, making Michael Owen sound like a commentary genius???
Locked in a room. TV sound off. Mark Lawrenson and Michael Owen commentating to you. That would be awful. Truly awful.
Man City get Rio Ferdinand analysing. Liverpool get Michael Owen and Steve McManaman. 🙈
Steve McManaman and Michael Owen. Could they get 2 bigger *** ?
Ah brilliant we're definitely out now Michael Owen and Steve McManaman have jinxed us both saying we will comfortably go through 😔😔
Dear Why do City get Rio Ferdinand, and liverpool get Steve McManaman and Michael Owen, who is paid by as an ambassador?
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he's even worse than Michael Owen and Niall Quinn which I never thought would be possible
Yes. Thankfully, it's better than Michael Owen... although last week it was Alexi Lalas so it was a tough choice 😫🔫
Had to settle for an Arabic stream but then I realised, no Michael Owen? Sound
Who's worse at commentating Owen Hargreaves, Danny Murphy or Michael Owen???
Ok BT you've tried Michael Owen & Owen Hargreaves and they're both boring *** it's time to bring in Nick Owen. Ann Diamond for Fletch too
Owen Hargreaves voice is so dull he makes Michael Owen sound like Richard Burton
he's definitely up there to be one of the worst pundits. along side Michael Owen, Andy Townsend and Danny Murphy
Last RT: I take back all my criticisms of Chris Sutton, Paul Merson, Michael Owen etc. Fully of admiration over how Marcotti handled that.
How did Kenneth Wolstenholme,Brian Moore and Barry Davies ever cope without Michael Owen by their side,sharp as a pin,always clever obs.
Michael Owen could bore the pants of .oh wait,Gary's doing that soon anyway.
It is written in the stars for Torres to make it 2-2 in the last minute and Michael Owen to go full Gary Neville.
Michael Owen got nothing on Gary pal
Michael Owen, the gift that keeps on giving. Here, he is heard pronouncing Aubameyang as 'Abaggyman'. No words... https:…
Michael Owen states his prediction for Arsenal vs Norwich clash
You would have thought Michael Owen might have grasped the offside rule by now…
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First time I've heard Michael Owen & I think he's done all right. Okay, he's no Jim Beglin, but he's only a pup in the pundit game.
A Madrid v B Munich is on free on BT showcase for Freeview folk - be warned - Michael Owen is co commentator ...his voice is is death
Michael Owen talking about Torres - says he struggles to think of a player who had such a fall from grace...o the irony
Ive been teammates of, Rio Ferdinand, Yakubu, Henrik Larsson, Tim Cahill & Michael Owen. Who am I?. Answer must be following to enter
John Virgo is the Snooker equivalent of Michael Owen
Honestly I'd rather listen to the likes of Michael Owen and Carragher than to ever hear those clappers again!!
Stuart Barnes is P4P the worst sports commentator in the world. That's including Michael Owen, Jim Watt and Jonathan Davies…
Thompson's daily 'Michael Owen is a *** update iTunes it says it's the latest version
Heathrow braces itself for further drone problems for planes, as BT Sport sends Michael Owen & Phil Neville to cover Cham…
Michael Owen as International Ambassador.Fantastic idea! What next, El Hadji Diouf as spokeperson?
Michael Owen is a Liverpool FC ambassador but John Barnes isn't. *** !
That divvy Michael Owen getting a role like that before John Barnes is absolutely ludicrous!
Right so Michael Owen is somehow now an ambassador for LFC yet John Barnes is nothing? I'll never understand this.
Michael Owen as an ambassador...well I suppose today is a good day to bury bad news.
funny enough this could be about 4-5 people. Gary Linekar, Michael Owen, David Moyes, Gary. Lol
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Jermaine Jenas is nearly as bad at punditry as Michael Owen
I know why. Because he looks like Michael Owen.
Jim Watt is right up there with Michael Owen, Don Goodman and Gary birtles makes you want to just stick it on mute
Michael Owen is the type of guy who buys penny sweets at eight pound a batch and cleans his windows with a toilet brush
Michael Owen is to football as Mark Roe is to golf commentators
Michael Owen still dials 1471 when he gets home.
.on Michael Owen and the tragicomedy that was his Soccer Skills show.
Michael Owen or Steve McManaman. Like choosing whether you'd prefer to drown or be set on fire.
Michael Owen.. "An I was shouting chip him, chicken, chip him!"
Some of Michael Owen's greatest moments on commentary.
Michael Owen concerned about the pace of Dortmund striker 'Oh Baggy Man'
Dear if you want to continue as a successful sports broadcaster,you need to sack Michael Owen or detach his tongue somehow.Regards.
Michael Owen: My heart was in my mouth for a moment there. My Grandad: I wish it was, it would bloody shut you up. .
Michael Owen pointing out that the wall is there to block the free kick just in case you didn't know already...
Joe Harts fault for me that 2nd goal, Michael Owen slagging defender, he should never have received it
would you prefer Michael Owen or Andy Gray doing the bt sport commentary??
Who else gets the impression that Michael Owen is learning the game of football as this match goes on?
Michael Owen!. Please get someone with a more rugged masculine voice - Alan Bennet would be a start.
Michael Owen tonight is making Steven Thompson & Stephen Craigan seem like top notch pundits. Dire.
Don't care what Michael Owen says , that goal is Joe Harts fault .
as Michael Owen said.that's what the wall is for
How did we go from Andy Gray to Michael Owen? It's like they're trying to ruin CL games
Michael Owen commentating on football, it's like Katie Price explaining quantum physics
Wayne Mardle = the Michael Owen of darts...but worse
Michael Owen & Paul ince wanted lamping that day for cheating.
Glenn Hoddle making Michael Owen sound like the great Barry Davies..
pure class only thing Glenn Hoddle a worse could commentator than Michael Owen
Glenn Hoddle is revolting. He makes you miss Michael Owen..
NHS should start prescribing doses of Glenn Hoddle and Michael Owen to anyone with insomnia 😂
Glenn Hoddle is rivalling Michael Owen at the minute
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Glenn Hoddle, Christ. Cut from the same cloth as Michael Owen when it comes to punditry.
Glenn Hoddle has to be up there with Michael Owen as the worst commentator in history! 😴😴😴😴
Glenn Hoddle is worst than Michael Owen.
Glenn Hoddle on commentary is worse than Michael Owen
Replacing Andy Townsend with Glenn Hoddle has got to be the most pointless move ever...Michael Owen next?
please replace Glenn with Michael Owen, boring Phil Neville or Brian Moore - he knows nothing about sorry much like Glenn now
Glenn Hoddle is as boring as Michael Owen.
Glenn Hoddle giving Michael Owen a run for his money here
Could be worse.we could be listening to Glenn Hoddle & Michael Owen.right I'm off to sit on the naughty step 😏😉😂
listening to Martin Brundle for 2 hours is like listening to Michael Owen, I feel for Sky Sports F1 watchers
David Beckham, Michael Owen and Alan Shearer celebrate for England at France '98
Michael Owen once said he’d only ever seen 8 films. Porky makes him look like Barry Norman.
I dunno who's commentary I hate more, Robbie Savage or Michael Owen, what you saying 😂
Nicky Butt? Steve Bruce is a Geordie. Michael Owen on BT (and poor). Maybe Saha doesn't have the NE profile? Alan Smith? Andy Cole?!
now over to our commentary team, Ian Darke, Michael Owen and Charles Anderson... Definite ring to it.
no Michael Owen out here. Just the wit & wisdom of Richard Keys & Andy Gray
When my time finally comes, I pray that Michael Owen or Glenn Hoddle are still around to deliver the eulogy.
yes with Michael Owen and Glenn Hoddle.
I'd imagine a night out with Glenn Hoddle & Michael Owen would be a lively event. 🌚
I would get more joy out of sticking pins in my eyes then listening to Michael Owen commentate on a football game
Thank you Michael Owen and Glenn Hoddle. You've got us in stitches with your commentary and insightful thoughts. Unintentional comedy gold 😂
Glenn Hoddle and Michael Owen, two English players from past eras. But it's foreigners who encourage going down easy. Mental.
Ian Darke, Michael Owen and Glenn Hoddle. The holy trinity of bad bellends
Glenn Hoddle and Michael Owen . Like an ice pick to the ears
Michael Owen brings to commentary what Adrian Chiles brought to sports presenting...
Glenn Hoddle in opening 3 mins: 'Arsenal are looking sloppy.'. Danny Welbeck scores. . Michael Owen: 'Arsenal are looking sharp.'
If I was on a desert island with Michael Owen & Glenn Hoddle, with a gun with 2 bullets, I'd shoot myself twice.
Glenn Hoddle: "Arsenal are looking sloppy". Michael Owen not five minutes later: "Arsenal are looking sharp" ...
Glenn Hoddle and Michael Owen calling an Arsenal game. Does it get any worse
Glenn Hoddle and Michael Owen as co-comms. What a time to be alive.
Michael Owen, Glen Hoddle and Ian Darke - Worst commentary line up ever ⚽️
Michael Owen must be one of the worst football co-commentators around 😴
I'd like to propose that replace Michael Owen on commentary with The Iron Sheik!
Trevor Francis and Michael Owen, I saw more charisma in my bog this morning after last nights lamb rogan josh. (Spiced up may I add)
Do you think Douglas Costa is Owen Hargreaves guilty pleasure?? Not sure who's worse/ him or the most boring man on planet Michael Owen
Neil Foulds and Alan McManus a commentating pair to rival Michael Owen and Owen Hargreaves. (hand me sedatives)
Shane Williams is for rugby punditry what Michael Owen is for Footballs
Ian Darke and Michael Owen and commentary team made in ***
I'd put a stop to Ian Darke & Michael Owen commentating on Saints games - wonder who Ian supports?! 😉
Mark Lawrenson is so bloody annoying almost as bad as Michael Owen.
Mark Lawrenson's up there with Michael Owen and Robbie Savage as the worst pundits of all time. Exactly what he'd say
Imagine this, Michael Owen, Mark Lawrenson and Robbie Savage on commentary.
Mark Lawrenson Michael Owen commentary would be pure aids
Would honestly say that mark lawernson is worse than Michael Owen on commentary, the guy is an absolute wanker
We go on about how bad Michael Owen is at commentary, which he is. BUT Mark Lawrenson - wow.
Mark Lawrenson is almost as bad of a commentator as Michael Owen... Just hates everything every player does
Mark Lawrenson needs to be added to that Michael Owen petition about not being able to commentate on football again.
Mark Lawrenson almost makes you long for Michael Owen on commentary.
Imagine a commentary team of Michael Owen, Robbie Savage and Mark Lawrenson though. Stuff dreams are made of...
Listening to Mark Lawrenson commentate is up there with it being as painful as listening to Michael Owen 😴
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