Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American author and humorist.
"Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.". ~ Mark Twain.
(Here's the answer to yesterday's question: Mark Twain). It's Hump Day!. Who was the youngest of the three Brontë wri…
"Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen TODAY." Mark Twain. Technical Support Engineer.
Busy evening in New Orleans Square at - taken from Mark Twain
Mark Twain was the next-door neighbor of Harriet Beecher Stowe in Hartford,
“The coldest winter I ever spent was at a web developer conference in Seattle.” -- Mark Twain
Mark Twain's Devin Neff on Illini West's Jacob Bryan: "My goal was to just try and stay close behind him cause no one can run with that kid"
They all found inspiration in Switzerland: Lord Byron, Mary Shelley, Conan Doyle, Tolkien, Mark Twain, John le Carré h…
Old library card from a Marietta Holley collection. She was apparently compared to Mark Twain in her lifetime.…
Good to see Mark Twain still in the humorist biz.
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September 1 - one of my favorite past times is reading. TY Mark Twain! Currently revisiting the Mitch Rapp series…
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ―Mark Twain
It's Mark Twain day, and I'm still just as excited and nervous as I was for my first one in 2010. Show out tonight, Adair!! 🔼💙🖤
For those interested...I will post photos from tonight's Mark Twain and Palmyra softball game later on or in the morning...
Tonight's pitching matchup is Charley Seddon for Mark Twain and Lauren VanTress for the Lady Panthers
to me away on the "You feel mighty free and easy and comfortable on a raft."—Mark Twain. . . ……
Adding to the list this morning and thank you for sharing revivalrodney! Mark Twain called Lake…
Tonight's rally reminds me of the quote from Mark Twain: " Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."
He was not. However, Mark Twain is, and Mr. Walsh relied on his criticism.
"The coldest winter I ever spent was a Tuesday night at iO West.". -Mark Twain. (Pockets with Linoleum City tonight at 9. It's gonna be hot.)
"To obtain the air angels breathe, you must go to Tahoe." Mark Twain 🏞🏞🏞 @ Lake Tahoe, California
Mark Twain once said, "They did not know it was impossible, so they did it."
Charley Seddon inside the circle for Mark Twain tonight. She will be opposed by Monroe City freshman Riley Quinn
Good luck to the Jv football team as they play Mark Twain tonight at BG. Due to low numbers for Mark Twain we...
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled" - Mark Twain
Article in Aug 19, 1863 Territorial Enterprise, Mark Twain insults the name Lake Tahoe in favor of Lake Bigler.
Mark Twain, Thomas Edison, Albert Einstein and Steve Jobs had messy desks
A group tried to remove all the"N" words in Mark Twain's books Finn and Sawyer. but they were stopped.…
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. -Mark Twain
"The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why." - Mark Twain. How clear is your "why"?
Five specific bits of wisdom from Sagittarian author Mark Twain.
Explore the depth & breadth of work, from films on Thomas Jefferson, Susan B. Anthony, Mark Twain & Jack…
Recently RT'd Steve Martin, Mark Twain, Blockbuster Video, and IceT to win this week's
New We explore written reflections of war by Walt Whitman, Julia Ward Howe, and Mark Twain
An open mind leaves a chance for someone to drop a worthwhile thought in it. -Mark Twain. -John William Waterhouse: St Cecilia…
Enjoying a quick story with Mark Twain at the Mississippi River Museum in Dubuque Iowa.
Chief Master Sergeant of the Air Force Wright should bear in mind the words of Mark Twain: “never pick a fight...
“Small people always [belittle your ambitions], but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.” - Mark Twain
when did Chris Parnell turn into Mark Twain
last night we went into Edwin Booth's bedroom. and sat at Mark Twain's poker table
Not just Mark Twain but Alan Coren is round the corner.
Action speaks louder than wolds but not nearly as o|ten. Mark Twain
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. -Mark Twain
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness Mark Twain
"I often want to criticise Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader" -Mark Twain
Irene Dunn adjusting her bustle on the Mark Twain?
Science now says that Mark Twain and Steve Jobs were right--a messy desk is a sign of genius.
The heartbreaking tale of the Detroit Public Library’s Mark Twain branch via
"Don't believe every fake quote you read on the internet." -- Mark Twain
The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them. -- Mark Twain
"The catfish is plenty good enough fish for anybody." Mark Twain. Southerners live by that and catfish in the 4th is plenty good enough!
"When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain." ~ Mark Twain via
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. – Mark Twain
4 of 5 stars to A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's... by Mark Twain
'Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its only sure defence.' -- Mark Twain
“Names are not always what they seem.” Mark Twain -Journey around the world He met Stephen Leacock i…
"Val Kilmer's passion project is a one-man Mark Twain show" - hope we see it in
“Alright then, I’ll go to *** ” – Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
Another great day to be This time we're reading The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain.…
Only newspaper editors and people with tapeworms should ever refer to themselves as, 'we'' - Mark Twain"
"I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead." - Mark Twain
“The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.” — Mark Twain
Bill Murray was uncomfortable when given Mark Twain award.
“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything”. - Mark Twain.
Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.-Mark Twain
"Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest." ~ Mark Twain
Intellectual ''work'' is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward. - Mark Twain
I do not like work even when someone else does it. - Mark Twain
Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors. -Mark Twain via
"Most writers regard the truth as their most valuavle wossession, awd therefore are most e,onomical in its use." Mark Twain
Thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain
"History doesn't repeat itself but it does rhyme." ~ Mark Twain (allegedly, as I'm sure you already know),
"A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds." Mark Twain
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. . -Mark Twain
Mark Twain's quip is clever, a negation? faith in believing what you know ain't so .. faith in what one knows to be false
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen tho has mere.y laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid. Mark Twain
The lack of money is the root of all evils. - Mark Twain
“All emotion is involuntary when genuine.” - Mark Twain (via wordsnquotes)
His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.'' - Mark Twain
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference -Mark Twain
“I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.” Mark Twain
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and *** – you see, I have friends in both places. Mark Twain
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. . ~ Mark Twain
I deal with temptation by yielding to it. - Mark Twain
"A person who don't read has no advantage over one who can't read." . Mark Twain
New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin. Mark Twain https:/…
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear -- not absence of fear. Mark Twain
'It's easier to fool people than convince them they've been fooled'. Mark Twain surely foresaw
Mark Twain was the pen name of Samuel Langhorne Clemens
Why carloads matter to intermodal - According to Mark Twain, Benjamin Disraeli, the UK prime minister in the 18...
"it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.” . Mark Twain, Diaries of Adam & Eve. Female…
“Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a proper education.”. - Mark Twain
A certain Mark Twain quote about obituaries comes to mind...
"For 33 years, there was no greater guest, no greater friend of the show, than Mark Twain."
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain
"First Get your facts straight, then distort them at your leisure". Mark Twain
Mark Twain enlightens us with this food inspired quote @ The Custard Factory
I added a video to a playlist George Carlin - Mark Twain prize for American Humor (part 10 of 10)
Thrilled to hear on using Mark Twain quote that history may not repeat, but it rhymes. A personal favourite.
Mark Twain's Library of Humor First Edition Illustrated by Kemble HC 1888 . - Bid on this now on eBay >…
Mark Twain's victory on Senior Night 'not for words'
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." - Mark Twain. "I need to add a class so `npm install jqu…
"Wagner's music is better than it sounds." -- Mark Twain.
Twenty y.ars from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you dodn't do than by the ones you did do. - Mark Twain
"Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it" -Mark Twain
If you hold a cat by tail you learn things you can not learn any other way. - Mark Twain.
"Most wr ters regard the truth as the;r most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use." Mark Twain
“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.…
"Faith is believing what you know aint so."- Mark Twain
“The secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.” -Mark Twain. KISSES JolliChoco…
I mean, his description about himself is literary genius. It's up there with Mark Twain.
'Politicians and diapers must be changed often. And for the same reason.' ~ Mark Twain.
"God made man a little lower lower than the angels and a little higher than the French." . ~Mark Twain~
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. One who lives life fully is prepared to die at any time." - Mark Twain
The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. Mark Twain Transition
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. Mark Twain | Helene Pavlopoulou
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow. 🐕 Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy when there is money in it. - Mark Twain
Everyone is a and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. Mark Twain
Lol what kind of Mark Twain steamboat-fetish *** man made this
Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest. - Mark Twain
The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist. - Mark Twain
'The difference between the almost right word and the right word is the difference between the lightning bug and lightning.…
I'm going to live within my income this year, even if I have to borrow the money to do it - Mark Twain
Mark Twain. Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Val Kilmer is playing Mark Twain in Denver and it's going to be awesome or weird, or both.
Frederick Douglas is still alive... in other news Mark Twain's new book is going to be out Friday ht…
Bah Bam 💥 Mark Twain strikes again! That is our Mrs. Mayo winning the Apple Seed Grant Award 🥇…
'Never regret anything that made you smile'- Mark Twain. Voting for Top Social Artist Award at the
that's right it's Val Kilmer as Mark Twain in CITIZEN TWAIN; go wizards; i h…
Samuel L. Clemens used the pseudonym Mark Twain for the first time on February 3, 1863. More at LoC: .
Val Kilmer comes to SIFF with a filmed version of ‘Citizen Twain,’ the one-man show in which he is Mark Twain. Sure.
10 facts about She was first dubbed the “miracle-worker” by Mark Twain.
That poem reminded me of Mark Twain ' s "The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County.", which…
"...and then starting on the first one." . -Mark Twain
To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with. — Mark Twain
"When events change, I change my mind. What do you do?" Mark Twain, Paul Samuelson, John Maynard Keynes,…
Helen Keller & Mark Twain fanfiction would be kinda hot.
A Minnesota Yankee in Prince William County is my favorite Mark Twain book.
Mark Twain's "Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County" was once common in much of lowland California, but is...
“Chomsky's writings are 'classics' in Mark Twain's sense: something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.” - S. Pinker
Kindness is a language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see ― Mark Twain
From "The True Flag: Theodore Roosevelt, Mark Twain, and the Birth of American Empire" by Stephen Kinzer...
There's a reason Mark Twain famously said "Heaven was copied after Mauritius."
"makes my heart curl and my toes skip a beat."-Mark Twain. Tonight at with these sexy bea…
Einstein was friends with Madame Curie, Mark Twain with Hellen Keller and Steve Jobs with Steve Wozniak. Who are you hanging out with? 🤔
What do Isaac Newtown, Mark Twain, Winston Churchhill and Anna Pavlova have in common?
Also, Samuel Langhorne Clemens aka Mark Twain was one of the first to raise funds for orphanage aft 1900 Hurricane.
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. Mark Twain
EWK137. The real name of Mark Twain was Samuel Langhorne Clemens. He was born in Florida, Missouri USA.
"Buy land, they're not making it anymore." – Samuel Langhorne Clemens AKA Mark Twain
Mark Twain was great but Samuel Langhorne Clemens was overrated.
"Love: the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" - Mark Twain Find man…
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level then beat you with experience." Mark Twain http…
"What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin." --Mark Twain
Mark Twain "It ain't what you DON'T know that gets you in trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so."…
chapter head - The Gilded Age, Mark Twain & Charles Dudley Warner. . "And of compensating the evil of our acts by th…
Mark Twain reminds House Judiciary Chair Nunes - do right, resign or do true investigation; hold open hearings Tues…
i wonder how much fun Samuel Clemens/Mark Twain would have had with KING don and the trumpeteers?
Getting touristy at the Mark Twain house today. Good times with new friends. @ The Mark Twain…
Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain.
could you believe it Mark Twain or Samuel Clemens one word
“Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.” Mark Twain (November 30, 1835 - April...
If me and Jack Handey ever met Mark Twain, I'd shut up and let them talk. Unless they didn't find my ankle .38
Mark Twain's eat a live frog 1st thing in the morning aphorism: I only feel the webbed toes slip down my throat as teen leaves the house
I was told that Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) is my ancestor. Maybe that is why I write so much.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. ~Samuel Langhorne Clemens/Mark Twain~. I knew there...
My car is my house. It feels real Mark Twain for me. American classic rap God name.
The Harriet Beecher Stowe House in Hartford, CT. And right next door is Mark Twain's Hartford home--a dream for the…
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes -- Mark Twain
"You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay here in Bermuda." --Mark Twain
I grew up reading Shakespeare and Mark Twain. Jackson Browne
I am sorta like Mark Twain / Samuel Clemens. I'm overjoyed if you like my stuff, but I have the personality of a bucket of gravel.
So Orwell, a journalist, is immediately out. Mark Twain. Jack London. Albert Camus. Back to Daniel Defoe.
Following the Equator by Mark Twain (pic by
Attention! A guestbook is waiting for your comments!. Guestbook “Let joy be unconfined” – Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens AKA Mark Twain is personified by Ryan Clemens around town. Find out how he does it on the blog!…
Today's randomly selected images from my downloads folder. 1) Mark Twain quote. 2) F-16 and F-15 in formation. 3) Pai…
🍃Book # 16 👀🍃. The Adventures of Tom Sawyer . (by *the great* Mark Twain). Deadline: Tues March 28th . Have fun! 👌.
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Charles Spurgeon (not Mark Twain)
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. Mark Twain
"Stay away from small people, those who belittle ur ambitions; the really great want u to be great too." Mark Twain.
Time to play 'Mark Twain or Billy Connolly after a rough night?'
according to writers of 19th century like Mark Twain, was w/ inhabitants.
"In the first place God made *** This was for practice. Then God made School Boards and City Council's" ~ Mark Twain
Utterly disgusting all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel" - Mark Twain
.sail away from the safe harbor, catch the trade winds, explore, dream, discover. ~Mark Twain. ..keep goi…
Mark Twain on the dangers of certainty . From vg Field Guide to Lies & Statistics by
“They didn't know it was impossible, so they did it“ Mark Twain. Quote appears on comeback webpage of Arthur Andersen come back web page.
“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”. ~ Mark Twain
“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.” - Mark Twain. Apparently there were more mix-ups at the Oscars!
"Don't let schooling interfere with your education" --Mark Twain
Congrats to junior basketball player Grant Peters on breaking the Mark Twain career blocks record w/ 85!
TheMagic OfNadine. . “Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.” . ― Mark Twain
“Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.” . ― Mark Twain. TheMagic OfNadine.
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."-Mark Twain
Before adopting the name "Mark Twain" by which he is now known, Samuel Clemens wrote under the pseudonym "Josh."
Always do right. This will gratify some pe,ple and aston.sh the rest. Mark Twain
Mark Twain and HL Mencken had this third rate Elmer Gantry gangster DOWN
18 February 1885 - Mark Twain publishes the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known as Mark Twain (November 30, 1835–April 21, 1910), is celebrated as...
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)
JBU to present Mark Twain's comedy "Is He Dead?" adapted by David Ives Feb. 17, 18, 24, and 25. For more info, visit
Oh, man, a pepperbox. Here's what Mark Twain had to say (bottom section). "A cheerful weapon..."
We are proud to announce our two shows for the spring season! 'Rumors' by Neil Simon and 'Is He Dead?' by Mark Twain, adapted by David Ives!
The true flag : Theodore Roosevelt, Mark Twain, and the birth of American empire • Author: Kinzer.
”Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” – Mark Twain
"A fool will drag you down to his level then beat you with experience." -some smart guy, probably Mark Twain or something
he actually asked the lecturer if she's read Mark Twain's Joan Of Arc because he thinks she'd be interested in it
The two most important days of your life is when your born, and when you find out why ~Mark Twain
To live a fulfilled life, we need to keep creating the "what is next", of our lives - Mark Twain
could you come to Fresno Ca for a tour's for Mark Twain on my lovely birthday 8-6-1968. Renee Ornelas your sweet girl.
Alldyou ne:d is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure. Mark Twain
Just like my “Princess April Morning-Glory” Mark Twain is getting his long lost fairy tale published!
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
"... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often. picturesque liar.". -- Mark Twain
There are those who review books. And there's Mark Twain, who on reading the Mormon Bible simply reviewed it as bei…
Familiarity breeds contempt and children. Mark Twain
It could probably be shown, by facts and figures, that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress. ― Mark Twain
A neighbor of Mark Twain. Good to have a friend named John Lewis.
I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened. Mark Twain
I love Mark Twain and this is one of my favorite quotes. How will you feel 20 years from now if you don't _?
"I can live for two months on a good compliment."- Mark Twain
I think that John Gillon proved Mark Twain's wisdom to be 💯 correct last night.
"A lie can get halfway around the world before the truth can even get its boots on" - Mark Twain
Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or anyother way you can manage it. -- Mark Twain
ATTENTION! In honor of the Mark Twain Dinette celebrating 75 years - $1.75 maid-rites. Your welcome.for sharing this gr…
"It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare."Mark Twain
"Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection." ~Mark Twain?
.A mixup.The man who drowned was my friend Peter Steiger. As Mark Twain didn't actually say reports of my death are exaggerated
Gibberish from unnamed sources blessed by the WH. Paging Ray Bradbury, Kurt Vonnegut, Mark Twain, & George Orwell.
Syrian Muslims have massacred Christians there for centuries. Please read Mark Twain's INNOCENTS ABROAD: "How the S…
90% done with The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, by Mark Twain
An unseen Mark Twain fairytale, made up for his children, is to be published later this year. ht…
"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it". - Mark Twain. https:…
I have never heard anyone use that but I looked it up. It's in Mark Twain's, 'The Innocents Abroad'.
Bertrand Russell is a common one. Mark Twain too.
Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain.
"The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog." ~Mark Twain, 1905
re: dishonest media "A lie can travel halfway around the world before the truth has tied its boots" - Mark Twain
"(contd) little use for opera.". And my man Mark Twain knows about good entertainment..
"The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.". - Mark Twain
4. Mark Twain remembered fondly these shows, saying, "If I could have the *** show back again in its pristine purity,…
It's no wonder that is stranger than fiction. has to make sense. . – Mark Twain . https…
"A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation." ~ Mark Twain
Or as Mark Twain might have put it, "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and alternative facts."
Mark twain what a boss. And huck finn as a sidekick?. Epic duo.
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rirhtly timed pause. Mark Twain
“A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.” Mark Twain
“Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.”. -Mark Twain
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