Marjorie Marge Simpson (née Bouvier) is a fictional main character in the American animated sitcom The Simpsons and part of the eponymous family.
TIL Matt Groening originally pushed for Marge Simpson to be hiding rabbit ears under her hair, but Sam Simon s...
I love watching "Rhoda" and listening to Julie Kavner as Rhoda's sister...all I can hear are Marge Simpson and her sisters Patty and Selma. Awesome.
l kid you not two of my favorite people on here commented about the goofy show on tv last night Rosealyn M. Thrower I'm digging the fact that pharrell williams is bringing back the man in the yellow hats style.lol YAHOO NEWS REPORTS :WORST: Pharrell Williams's crazy Canadian park ranger-ish hat, a topper so tall it could hide Marge Simpson's 'do and still have room left over. We kept hoping the Daft Punk dudes' helmets would open to reveal a death ray that would destroy Pharrell's hat, but it did not happen. Marquette Anthony Rucker I was enjoying the Grammy's, but they've gone too far! GN!..Seems like artists always push their political/personal beliefs through television. They just performed about 30 marriages rolled up into the grammy's, some were traditional, some were not. I just wanted to see artists get awards for their hard work, not be part of any movements. Don't know if that was what your other friends were talking about.: YAHOO NEWS REPORTS BEST: Macklemore, Mary Lambert, and Ryan Lewis's per ...
Edward Snowden will join the ranks of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Ali G and Marge Simpson when he delivers an "alternative" Christmas greeting to British television viewers Wednesday.
Marge Simpson as Kate Moss for Playboy's 60th Anniversary,. 2013- illustration by Alexsandro Palombo
I received a "Market Research Test Discount" offer from Playboy today. "In an effort to expand the demographic profile of our readers, Playboy is pleased to offer you.". Umm that's great that they want to expand the demographic profile of their readers but I think they might be barking up the wrong tree. (Although I did buy the issue when Marge Simpson was on the cover and the centerfold).
Does anyone else feel like Marge Simpson when they have their wet hair in a towel on top of their head?
Tina rocking the Marge Simpson look this evening
My voice is a combination Fran Drescher and Lois Griffin with a mix of Marge Simpson dissapointed moaning.
Here are a few today 1) When she was the First Lady, Barbara Bush called the Simpsons "the dumbest thing I had ever seen". She received letter from Marge Simpson which moved her so much, she wrote back apologizing. (lettersofnote.com) 2) You can buy a 5 year pass from the TSA to keep your shoes, belt, and jacket on through airport security for $85. (tsa.gov) 3) The old McDonald's coffee spoon was discontinued because it was used widely for drug measurement and intranasal delivery. (snopes.com) 4) When signing a bill the President signs with different pens and those pens are the gift to the people that contributed most to the bill. (content.time.com) This is awesome 5) in Japanese myth there's a creature called the Ashiaraiyashiki. It is a giant, unwashed foot that appears before you and demands to be washed. If you don't wash it, it will rampage through your house. (hyakumonogatari.com)
Today's Christmas TV special is from 1989. Also known as "The Simpsons Christmas Special", it was the first episode of "The Simpsons" to air despite originally being the eighth episode produced for season one. This is why Santa's Little Helper doesn't make an appearance in the episodes that immediately followed. Production problems, particularly with the first produced episode, "Some Enchanted Evening", saw the show delayed from its planned October debut until late December, thus dictating that this Christmas-themed episode, was the first to be broadcast. ("One Enchanted Evening" was eventually broadcast as the last episode in the first season). Written by Mimi Pond & directed by David Silverman. This is the only Simpsons episode Mimi Pond ever wrote. There is no Blackboard or Couch gag in this episode's opening titles. Voices by: Dan Castellaneta (Homer Simpson / Barney Gumble / Elf Moldy / Grampa Simpson) Julie Kavner (Marge Simpson / Patty Bouvier / Selma Bouvier) Nancy Cartwright (Bart Simpson / Ralph ...
The fact that Mellie was compared to Addison Montgomery, Marge Simpson, and Peggy Bundy is cracking me up!
We love when Marge Simpson goes for vintage Roger Vivier Mondrian collection via Madame Figaro
Leave em with some parts missin, he start trippin...till some *** draw on em & leave em with his head BLUE UP like Marge Simpson
Well how about that!! The Simpsons were really The Groenings based on Matt's family!!
Marge Simpson method- "it doesn't matter how you feel inside, you know. It's what shows up on the outside that counts."
I’m not okay with the fact that I sound like Marge Simpson…
marge Simpson is a dirty little sexy toon:)
Marge Simpson is potentially hot couture client ☺️
This is utterly baffling SF Gate front page article about some dude's Deviant Art meme. How far we've come --
"Marge Simpson goes high fashion in new illustrations.
Marge Simpson goes high fashion in new illustrations.
also, when my mom gets sick, she sounds kinda like Marge Simpson...
"As long as everyone is filming everyone else justice will be served" - Marge Simpson
I sound like Marge Simpson, everyones makin fun of me-.-
Starting to sound like marge simpson more and more every day its getting ridiculous lool
C'mon now, you're a guy yeah? We get turned on by Marge Simpson in the shower!! (Aw when her hair's down..lol) 😉
Lovely, check them out: Marge Simpson, the Style Icon via
Marge Simpson: ".but I think that because this is not to my taste, no one else should be able to enjoy it.".
This is hilarious but I don't recognize half the outfits
Apparently there's an episode of Family Guy where Quagmire rapes Marge Simpson uh
I just produced a fart that sounded like Marge Simpson, I don't even know who I am anymore
Marge Simpson models history's most iconic dresses Very cute & a great way to bring a smile to your face!
Come see Marge Simpson , Quagmire, SpongeBob and more characters before they are…
Marge Simpson posing in Iconic Dresses/photoshoots, fantastic :
It's the equivalent of Marge Simpson not being there
Set de fotos: charmantemn: Marge Simpson and the stars look
in the year nineteen hundred ninety-two / I banged Marge Simpson her hair so blue
You need to get a haircut you're going to end up looking like Marge Simpson!
Have you heard? Our are designing for Marge Simpson from in our upcoming episode! See you Dec 5th!
Cannot figure out why my stepmum sounds like marge simpson when she sings
Marge Simpson just called me and said she wants her hair back
Marge Simpson as you've never seen her (some are NSFW).
There are some naughty bits here and there, but this is fun!
I've mastered the concept of pre rolling Yur flower... My jernts look like Marge Simpson
Loved your Marge Simpson story. Didn't know if you saw this one from NYC Fashion Week
I've been talking ALL day. I'll sound like Marge Simpson by bedtime!
Interview w/ Marge and Homer Simpson dropping on
as soon as I say yes then not so much but I sure have a Marge Simpson cankle !!
They're making the kids on Project Runway design dresses for Marge Simpson
Marge Simpson dressed up as fashion icons
All this new growth I was giving Marge Simpson teas
marge Simpson Louis griffin and sheera
MARGE SIMPSON may be many things (doting mother, long-suffering wife, erratic driver), but she’s not usually a style icon. Thanks to artist AleXsandro Palombo – known for his irreverent and colourful fashion cartoons – she is now, as he reimagines her in some of the most iconic dresses of all time.
"Be my Marge Simpson and I can be your Homer" - Smoking on a J
1 Snickers, 1 Twix, 1 5hr energy, 6 packs of Marlboro Reds and a 44oz Mountain Dew. Oh and she talked like Marge Simpson. Thanks
Marge Simpson isn't half fit when she lets her hair down!
Also, a remarkable Barnet on Lindsey Buckingham. You kind of think it's where Matt Groening got the idea for Marge Simpson.
Last night I had a dream that Marge Simpson planned mine and Bruno Mars' wedding. So ya, real life *** today.
Marge Simpson: "Now do that thing Gene Simmons does.". Homer Simpson: "Overstay my welcome for forty years?". Ouch! Yes, but still, ouch.
So earlier this week I was sounding like Tara Reid. Today, it become more of a mix between Marge Simpson and Minnie Mouse.and now I can barely get my voice above a whisper. I really hope this isn't laryngitis...fml.
Marge Simpson driving the swim team bus.
I haven't participated in Halloween since I was a child the last costume I wore was Marge Simpson but I set that aside and took one for
you know Marge Simpson has that iconic laugh. Well gurl I think yours is more iconic
Marge Simpson? Lmfao this is what we do at school 😂
My voice is coming back little by little..I sound like a mixture of Christian Bale Batman and Marge Simpson. Sexy.
Jimmy Butler got that Marge Simpson haircut goin...
Marge Simpson won't admit it but on Friday she tried hooking up with me
The last thing I wanted to do after work was go to the orthodontist. Being greeted by a receptionist dressed as Marge Simpson made it worse
Marge Simpson's favorite Beatle? Ringo. Y'all don't remember that episode.
Gonna crash your party as Marge Simpson, be warned
My brother always said the tree in the cemetery above my house looked like Marge Simpson's hair.
Spirit week at school. Tonight I will be transformed into Marge Simpson... This will be fun 😊
I aspire to be as patient as marge simpson
Marge Simpson and Wonder Woman have the same color hair. Coincidence? I think not.
been listen to it on audio book so far so good, some of his voice impressions sound like Marge Simpson
Are there any none slutty female costumes? Even marge Simpson is slutty. (at
Marge is such an amazing woman that they had to make her plain looking to balance things out.
Lmfaoo for wacky hair day this girl put a pringles box hair spray in her hair & now her hair is as tall as Marge Simpson's
Croak. I have contracted the dreaded lurgy. My voice sounds like Marge Simpson's.
Marge Simpson with dem tig ol biddies
I wish I could do a Marge Simpson impersonation
My sister can do a perfect impression of Marge Simpson and it's really creepy
“a no more looking like Marge Simpson
FACT: Your hairstyle is the bomb. Marge Simpson has nothing on you.
Marge Simpson cheated on Homer with a *** & gave up her baby. . .that's how Gerald on Hey Arnold came into existence!
"And the best Durag goes to this guy is that T-Pain with Marge Simpson hair
I can see her now she had hair like marge Simpson but white and she was really skinny but wrinkly and she walked round in flip flops
I've always wondered how Marge Simpson does her hair.
I sound like one of Marge Simpson's sisters.
Cause I'm chasing the dough word to Marge Simpson
Is it just me who thinks deirdre of corrination street sounds like marge simpson?
I have a cold, so my voice is awesomely scratchy. I sound like Marge Simpson's sisters.
You know is talkin to Seipp on the phone when she talks in her lispy marge simpson voice 😂
kate moss is curvy, naomi campbell is curvy, obama is curvy, marge simpson is curvy, bey is curvy, EVERY ONE HAS CURVES OF SOME KIND
Deidre Barlow sounds more like Marge Simpson every time I hear her.
"Do you need any special training to become a lawyer" -marge simpson
Saw a woman in the street looking like Marge Simpson/Morticia Addams. Don't think she dressed up for Halloween tho'...Fascinating weird look
Evey had the voice to suit marge Simpson last night lol
The happiest part if the night was when Marge Simpson arrived!
This train is making a noise like Marge Simpson's disapproving murmur. It'll be a miracle if we make it to Catford, alive.
I like to say the first lines in my head in the voice of Marge Simpson's sister raspy, smoky, dejected but in the style of Humphrey Bogart. First one: She had to take a dump and the subway was crowded.
My voice is so croaky I sound like Marge Simpson :(
My teacher is dressed up as marge simpson. I'm laughing
That picture looks like my first ever sketch of Marge Simpson
Marge Simpson: The thread that holds the Simpson family together.
Justified mine as a business expense. Still had to clear the wife. She agreed, but grumbled like Marge Simpson.
with a little bit of Marge Simpson or just full on scooby doo? ;)
wow, looks like Marge Simpson's hair!
Billie always has the best costumes.. Who remembers marge simpson😂
RIP Marcia Wallace Rvoice of Marge Simpson and regular on Bob Newhart Show) and Hal Needham.(stuntman and director of Smokey and the Bandit). Their work became a part of American culture and we shall miss them both.
Just found out that the voice of Marge Simpson has died. That's a shame.
The feeling when u wake up and you feel like someone has irish danced on ya throat!agh and ya sound like marge simpson!..get uppp!!goin to throw my self out of bed..anyone got a catapult to get me outta here?PMA
Thanks to this cold... I'm not sure if I sound more like Patty, Selma or Marge Simpson... D'OH!
They should do wife-swap with Lois Griffin and Marge Simpson. Imagine...
Everyone knows Julie Kavner as the voice of Marge Simpson, but she's had an amazing career starting with Rhoda's sister Brenda on "Rhoda" and includes Broadway and feature films. Here is a fun clip of Julie in action on the Tracey Ullman Show:
Iman Shumpert is rockin the Kid from house party and Marge Simpson @ the same *** time... thats the best doo in the league lol
who ya got in a Greenwich street fight? Marge Simpson or Lois Griffin
Dreamed Julie Kavner (voice of Marge Simpson) replaced Robin Quivers on all episodes of Howard Stern past and present.
Oh lord. I'd call that the Marge Simpson of hat wearing.
If that lauren dyed her hair blue she would look like a real life marge simpson!
I can't deny that I did love abit of marge simpson in the morning
that tranny in Cbb looks like Marge Simpson
yes defo she kept saying she was going shopping and playing slots for hours she's like Marge Simpson gambling
I start work in 90 minutes so figured I'd have a cheeky nap but all I can hear is my neighbour, who sounds like Marge Simpson on crack.
Creamfields has killed me so fed up of sounding like Phil Mitchel/ Marge Simpson :( Oh well was worth it!
I dream of the Monday morning that I wake up not sounding like Marge Simpson
This black lady in my class sounds and acts like Marge Simpson. She is mad cool.
Hello, police? This is Marge Simpson. My husband is on a murderous rampage. Over.
But Marge Simpson said my name right first try. :)
My first two teachers sound like TV characters. Joe Swanson and marge Simpson.
look at marge Simpson with a fractured leg
I didn't know Marge Simpson was a Disney Princess
Thank u all 4 the good-luck messages. Hope i dont wake up like Marge Simpson did... Chesty La Rue or Hooty McBoob?
“The many hairstyles of Disney princesses last time I checked, marge Simpson was not a Disney princess!
No, you need a toothbrush first and foremost dumbo. otherwise your teeth will look like marge simpson's sister's
My view in the Town End at Swindon is blocked by a bird with a blue Marge Simpson hairstyle ;-)
This is how i feel every time an ALP troll comes near me - Marge Simpson -- "Let Me Off"
Sound like Marge Simpson but it was so worth it
I really don't know how I made it through today's radio recordings with my Marge Simpson voice :(
Marge Simpson is such an underrated character.
Oomf look like Marge Simpson but she stay poppin off talm bout she the baddest in the game. Ha hilarious
"Hug point"? That sounds like a place Marge Simpson would visit.
I guess that would make Marge Simpson a saint !
and Marge Simpson says it on the Simpsons Movie that's been FX for the last 4 weeks you ***
Hanan said I look like Marge Simpson ! I'm so hurt right now ! I'm gonna go to the corner and touch myself
Homer & Marge Simpson remind me of my grandparents alot.
Will facial recognition customize commerce, or convince me I fit into a category? "What's wrong with my sundae's?" Marge Simpson.
One day, im gonna go order at the drive thru with my Marge Simpson voice
According to Marge Simpson, tornadoes are like God's vacuum.
You know that like "Mmmm" grunt that Marge Simpson does when she's concerned about something it's basically the national anthem of my life
Sometimes Marge Simpson reminds me of myself
this isn't funny, I sound like fricking Marge simpson omfg
S/o to my co worker that sounds like marge Simpson!
Man in little red convertible with a blow up Marge Simpson doll in the passenger seat
Lauren is either an emu or Marge Simpson
My girlfriend sounds like ether Marge Simpson! 😂
Marge Simpson be bangin when she let her hair dwn
Marge Simpson paved a way for women like her lol
best overall TV mom hands down was Marge Simpson- she let her *** go to a bar and she ain't never complain about him chillin or being dumb
Marge Simpson looks so cute in pink.
Wake up in the morning speaking like Marge Simpson.
lol how your quoting Marge Simpson 😂😂
If you don't take advantage of an opportunity you could end up regretting it for the rest of your life - Marge Simpson
I'm sorry but I think I just found out that my sister does a better marge simpson impression than you
Marge Simpson has some genuine moments of hilarity in 'Lisa's Rival'. "Lisa, stop blowing my sex! I mean stop blowing your sax, your sax"
I'm giving Isla Fisher a few more years before she starts sounding like Marge Simpson.
Your grandfather is not psycho. The only thing he's "straight up" is "loves you." - Marge Simpson
Working to get my poof at a good mix between Marge Simpson and Snooki. I feel like I’m halfway there…
I got similar to Lisa and Marge Simpson and least like Snape, Iron Man, and Dwight Schrute.
Heather Small from M People - The love child of James Brown and Marge Simpson??
David Hasselhoff, the "rent is too *** high" guy, Phil Spector and Marge Simpson. Who would win in a hair duel to the death?
I'd ride Marge Simpson,Lois Griffin,Lela from futurama and the mam out of the Rugrats within a blink of an eye
is it weird to find Marge Simpson attractive, and Lois Griffin. Woah cartoon fetish. Look out betty boop x
not tonight, it looks like she took a wrong turn into Betty whites dressing room, and the Marge Simpson hair..what happened?
I'm thinking this clip of Lee Majors hitting on Marge Simpson (in Spanish) is the best thing ever:
Lois Griffin vs Marge Simpson... Would love to see a proper cat fight
First row, Kenny and Moe. Second, Betty Rubble and Marge Simpson. Third, Cera and Smithers. Fourth, Porky the pig and Pebbles.
"If you put condom over your head,you look like Marge Simpson,I almost died"Ryan Carter...he makes our walks down
She puts the Af in Afro , like ok Marge Simpson😳
one day I want more than one child so I can collectively refer to them as 'kids' like Marge Simpson 👍
Dude... "If I could be anyone from the Simpsons, I'd wanna be Marge Simpson. I want that blue beautiful hair"
I have no chill ! Ol Marge Simpson mix with Francine looking ***
That one episode on Family Guy where Quagmire had an affair with Marge Simpson... 😂😂😂
this guy just messaged me and he looks like Marge Simpson HALP
Spongebob held my hand, Marge (simpson) fixed my hair and locked arms, shrek side hugged me, the mummy guy almost licked my hand,
Marge Simpson? I'd bite.RT you should totes get this:
You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head. ~The Simpsons, Marge Simpson
I wonder if I was the only one weak off Quag molesting Marge Simpson @ the bottom of the screen
did Quagmire just try and rape Marge Simpson across the bottom of the screen?!
Marge Simpson is pretty sexy, she has 4 “Girls with 5 fingers>>>>”
i should write an essay about the feminism of Marge Simpson
I liked a video Quagmire does marge simpson
because your laugh is like Marge Simpson.. you even told me this when you were a goner
"It's time for Marge Simpson to chase down Washington. Americans are sick of saying "d'oh." via
I always hated as marge simpson singing
Id love to be Marge Simpson,cos shes yellow cos she never gets jelo
Before today, I wouldve never thought the word 'fanny' could be worthy of outrage. Even Marge Simpson has said it a few times.
Cameron getting head off marge Simpson
Awaiting a Marge Simpson style growl now.
I look yellow and my hair is a mess. I look like Marge Simpson with black hair
Marge Simpson your son has been arrested.. We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son
"I put those Cathy's on the fridge for you. I don't even like them!.She's gotten so smutty" - Marge
Lmao“White gyals got lips like Marge Simpson.”
White gyals got lips like Marge Simpson.
I liked a video Saints Row the Third - As aventuras do Avatar e de Marge Simpson
weather is just plain useless you are none the wiser after it but I did get to see a cloud of Marge Simpson
ah I'm glad! Today went well though my voice is in ribbons, sound like Marge Simpson! Eeek! X
Not even August and I'm already contemplating being Marge Simpson for Halloween.
Love how my mum has a voice like marge simpson because of her cold, don't think she'll ever let me live this down!
you better focus on Marge Simpson homie lol
There's a kid with a blue turban on, and he's Marge Simpson
Today I had a fight with my hair and lost. I feel like Marge Simpson.
I naturally have a husky voice but i am now 100% marge simpson!!!
I find that if you really listen closely to Marge Simpson's voice it makes you want to take your brain out through your ears piece by piece.
"Attention Marge Simpson...we've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son."
Chick bringin back that Amy Winehouse/Marge Simpson haircut.. To bad I am hala knowings who she is lol
Today I am going to imagine all my work emails read out in the voice of Marge Simpson. Even (especially) the ones from men.
Wow I just realized that Homer and Marge Simpson had Bart at 18 so they've been 28 years old for the past 20 years.
I saw that car once in Oshawa! It is Marge Simpson in the passenger seat.
Never heard of blue sour cough befo.. Sounds like Marge Simpson's sisters
I can't quite tell, but is that marge Simpson in the passenger seat?
my sister just told me I look like one of marge simpson's sisters
I found Marge Simpson's hair as a blackberry :)
Just saw a dude with a top down red convertable whizz by with a life sized blow up marge simpson.
My voice has decided to be friends with the air con today and dry out to Marge Simpson vibes! So I'm…
I stay smoking, like Marge Simpson's sisters.
Halle Berry's hair in The Call reminds me of a miniature, brown version of Marge Simpson's hair. Lol
We've all seen someone do that trick where they put a condom over their head & blow till it goes huge? Perfect Marge Simpson Halloween hair
"Bart! You're no longer in Sunday school, don't swear." -Marge Simpson
Have woken up feeling worse than ever. It's not even a COLD for crying out loud!! Anyone got any remedies for blocked sinuses, a heavy cough entirely related to the sinus thing and a voice like Marge Simpson on helium. I mean, the chest and sinus thing is a drag, but really if anyone can sort my voice out, I mean it's embarrassing.can't shout at the kids for ONE thing. ;) ~ Island Monkey Herder
France "France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." --Mark Twain - "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --General George S. Patton - "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." --General Norman Schwartzkopf - "We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." --Marge Simpson - "As far as I 'm concerned, war always means failure." --Jacques Chirac, President of France "As far as France is concerned, you're right." --Rush Limbaugh - "The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." --Regis Philbin - "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." --John McCain , U.S. Senator from Arizona - "The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it ...
The mother on Bob's Burgers is on the same level as Peggy Hill. I can't stand either of them. I love Lois Griffin and Marge Simpson, though.
Which marriage do you find most admirable/ridiculous? Archie and Edith Bunker, George and Louise Jefferson, Michael and Jay Kyle, Cliff and Claire Huxtable, or Homer and Marge Simpson. You may list others and state you reason.
Maggie Simpson: [deep voice] This is indeed a disturbing universe. Homer Simpson: [chops down a door a la The Shining] Here's Johnny! [there's no one in the room] Homer Simpson: D'oh! [chops down another door] Homer Simpson: David Letterman! Grandpa Simpson: Hi, David, I'm Grampa. Homer Simpson: D'oh! [chops down another door and holds a stopwatch] Homer Simpson: I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes! Marge Simpson, Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson: AHH! Bart Simpson: Hey! I found a shortcut through your hedge maze. Groundskeeper Willy: Why you little... [thinking] Groundskeeper Willy: No, no, go easy on the wee one. His father's going to go crazy and chop 'em all into haggis! Bart Simpson: What's haggis? Groundskeeper Willy: [gasps] Boy... you read my thoughts! You've got the Shinning. Bart Simpson: You mean "Shining". Groundskeeper Willy: [sotto voce] Shh! You want to get sued? Now look, boy: if your Dad goes gaga, you just use that... Shin of y ...
I think Connor Barwin's parents were Lyle Lovett and Marge Simpson. His distant cousin is Iman Shumpert.
I'm bored so I thought I'd ask the good people of ilson if you could sleep with a cartoon character who would it be!?.. I will get it started: Marge Simpson
There are a couple complaints I hear all the time about Smith Westerns. The first is that they're a one-note band who keep recycling the same song over and over like Marge Simpson's Chanel dress. T...
After hours of traveling, we are still 12 hours from Michigan. After our search for a Wendy's led us to a shirtless man in a Dunkin' Donuts parking lot, we went to the next exit, looking for Friendly's. After 5 minutes of nothing but dirt road, we come across a small town. At the first stop light, we saw 2 tough looking guys talking to each other on the corner... One was wearing a superman cape, the other had a Slash hat on. As we passed Holy Guacamole Mexican Bar and Grille, we reached another light. This time, there was a very skinny, 30-something woman, with a crazy Marge Simpson hairdo, short shorts and high purple knee socks, doing figure 8's on a razor scooter in a tanning salon parking lot. I've never seen anyone more serious on a scooter before. We then drove past the hearse parked in an Arby's parking lot as we made our way to the Friendly's (finally). As we get there, a blind man stumbles out of the restaurant. Oh, and did I mention that the cat peed in its crate? Lovely! Where are we?! I feel l ...
Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML
Did your last gift receive a "Marge Simpson" reaction?? Some people are just hard to shop for! That's why we...
when Marge Simpson wears anything different or has her hair down, it's better than anything on Red Shoe Diaries or Game of Thrones
Yeezus and born sinner dropped yesterday.. Now today is marge Simpson head birthday aka
Why this crackhead look like Marge Simpson
Homer and Marge Simpson are the greatest couple ever. Don't care they are fictional B-)
' hi my name is luke and they also call me marge simpson' LOOOL
If hair was just an accessory, I would probably wear Marge Simpson's hair all day everyday
My drawing of Marge Simpson. I didnt do art for nothing...
This old chick behind me in the airport won't stop talkin. Sounds like marge Simpson.
what time? We're waitin for you people watchin at Piccadilly gardens just seen Marge simpson
I seem to hav swapped voices with marge Simpson this morning ..
Hayfever update: I'm rocking a nose like Alex Ferguson and my voice sounds like Marge Simpson. Sorry ladies, i'm afraid i'…
Constantly laughing at myself because I sound like marge simpson today
"sand makes me sad, because it used to be big rocks, but not anymore." Marge Simpson
Everybody should take off at least one garmet. Miller took off his shoe, Bron lost the Headband, cole should take off that marge simpson fro
Zz so much going on n doing it all! Met Bart and Marge Simpson today and danced with a minion!
"Remember when I drew Danielle Danielle Peazer or Marge Simpson we might never know the answer
If anybody took a screenshot of having sex with Marge Simpson, could you please send it to me? Please and thanks.
My mom reminds me of Marge Simpson in so many ways.
yeah but you would consider marge Simpson classy when we ALL know she's been roond the block
Don't you hate it when someone sits next to on the bus ,etc & then tried too take over your space by squashing you up or by making you have half a seat!
If I was Marge Simpson I'd do my hair the same way. She knows what's goin on.
How about you stop being so cheap car service man & put the air on instead of all the windows open making me go to work w/marge simpson hair
LOL just let out a Marge Simpson grunt.
"You just don't say no to the redheaded stranger". Marge Simpson.
Homer and Marge Simpson seem to be O.K. with it. But they're cartoon characters.
Shawty I'm homer do you wanna be marge Simpson?
Reminder that Marge Simpson was in a Playboy once
Morning, woke up this morning to find that my voice has decided to sound just like Marge Simpson! X
You can't tell me this feather duster isn't Marge Simpson:
with your hair are you trying to be Marge Simpson or an exotic parrot?
I sound like marge simpson with this croaky voice
what do you get when you cross Chewbacca with Marge Simpson...
I sound like Marge Simpson today. Stupid *** cough
I hate people who pile all their hair on tops of their heads at gigs looking like marge Simpson, there's someone behind you tryna see, ergh
My prof said i sound like Marge Simpson . N now he wants me to talk thru the lecture .
Something about his head or his hair or both. It's like Marge Simpson on the top sometime. Idk. I'm out!
Spotted in Seoul: The last thing Homer & Marge Simpson should be endorsing...
Ok, so watching the news and a Walmart commercial comes on. You know the kind. We challenged local moms bla bla bla. Then they suggest that they are at a local Detroit Area Walmart. Seriously, I have NEVER seen anyone look like that walk into a Walmart. Nor have I ever seen a local Walmart look that clean. I call bs. I think that this may teeter on the verge of false advertising. Just saying.
Dang girl you still looking like Marg Simpson with that ugly hairdo!!! Ima need you to gather!!! Lol
Does anyone have a mask that I can borrow for a masquerade ball on Saturday please?
An afternoon of fun . Lovely day with family and friends xxx
If all the Guards and Soldiers at Somerset House (Trooping the Colour) dyed their hats blue, they would look like Marg Simpson, off the Simpsons
After a nice hot shower i tested out our new hair dryer stevo brought for us today works a treat but if you have Afro hair like i do then i suggest u dont use the curl enhancer on it as i did cause u end up with Super Afro hair n OMFG It stands out a mile lol :-\
Here we are on Big Red in the Simpson Dessert.
This customer sounded like Marg Simpson who has been smoking for a thousand years on crack!
Missus has a sore throat .sounds like Marg Simpson.I have the cure though.
Had a fab weekend in Edinburgh :) Ruby loved the panda's! Home, pj's on, take away ordered and wine in hand before work again tomorrow :)
Billy Ocean playin (singing) at my local park for Old Town Festival this Saturday. Glendene BovellDave Jenkins Margo Bovell... Joyce Yates. Remember Alexander O last yr
Brain: [in response to the outfits Pinky has him try on; as Wilma Flintstone] Too old-fashioned. [as the Mona Lisa] How passé. [as Princess Leia] Where are we, Pinky? Outer space? [as Marge Simpson] D'oh! (JUST FUR LAUGHS)
Random thought of the day: what is the race of the Simpson? Are they white or black or mix? Because marg is definitely rocking a high top afro and bart ??? Or is the race yellow lol
Before Claire Dunphy, Lois Griffin, Marge Simpson, and Peg Bundy, there was Edith Bunker, the original "real" sitcom housewife.
Just read I look like Sally Fields corpse or Marge Simpson in my profile pic:) What an honour as no make up and no *** hubbie???
“It took the children forty minutes to locate Canada on the map.” – Marge Simpson “Marge, anyone can miss Canada, all tucked away down there.” – Homer Simpson Whenever Zombie Simpsons hitches its f...
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