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Machete Kills

Machete is a 2010 actionexploitation film directed by Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis. The "Machete" character originates from the 2001 Spy Kids film, written and directed by Robert Rodriguez.

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And I'm gonna die when machete kills comes out too.
Lol all the little monsters are gonna go see Machete Kills and I only have one line in it.
Lady Gaga will be featured in 3 upcoming movies in 2013 & 2014: Machete Kills, Autómata and Lady Gaga XX Terry Richardson.
Can't wait for Machete Kills just for another fix of Michelle Rodriguez! Gonna have to watch Machete now!
Do you have any idea when machete kills is gonna be out in the cinema's?
when is gimme shelter and the frozen ground coming out because machete kills comes out September
He did just finish a movie called Machete Kills! Now, we wait.
Lady Gaga cast in Robert Rodriguez’s “Machete Kills” after chance meeting in tattoo parlor: Lady Gaga’s big-sc...
In the meanwhile when we are still waiting for i am so curious about Lady Gaga in Machete Kills!
She has exposure at the VMAs already, then Machete Kills in September. With ARTPOP out, her exposure will increase tremendously.
It'll really be worth the wait. ARTPOP Vol 1 + Vol 2 + Jazz album + Machete Kills + Automata + Gaga XX Terry Richardson.
Machete Kills, starring will be released on April 25th in Czech Republic and Russia! RT
If the release of Machete Kills is really canceled, I would honestly be sad. I wanted to see Gaga act in a movie ugh
So is Machete Kills actually still happening or was the plug pulled on that movie.
AUTÓMATA is a thriller movie, Machete Kills is an action movie. I bet Gaga will win 1 of Oscar nominations next year! :D xoxo
Gaga is on a casting for new Movie in 2014, AUTÓMATA! There's also Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara just like Machete Kills too :')
I can't wait for your new single + new album ARTPOP + Machete Kills & you documentary about Born This Way by Terry Richardson.
it's a horror movie it's about Freddy krüger he kills people in nightmares and Jason vorhees he kills people with a machete
filmin MACHETE KILLS. and her new album ArtPop is comin out this yearrr! :)))
So is this a candidate for most gory trailer ever, joining a rogues' gallery that off the top of our heads includes the likes of Machete Kills (see one of
I really think Gaga's role in Machete Kills will only last the first 15-20 mins of the film. Robert Rodriguez has already said she dies.
hi Robert! Can you tell me the exact date of the launch of the Machete Kills trailer?
I read Machete Kills is gonna have Charlie Sheen, Vanessa Hudgens, Mel Gibson, Cuba Gooding jr. and Lady Gaga. Better be good.
Right on. Going to have to see this when it hit the theaters
So you are not expecting much from Gaga's acting debut in Machete Kills?
And I'm still waiting for Machete Kills and Catching Fire to release trailers.
Lmao machete kills is coming out in theaters. Machete machete machete machete 😂😂😂😂
excited for Machete Kills, I expect nothing but ridiculousness.
Who has seen the new Machete Kills poster
Andrew you make me smile! Yes, Unlimited will be released in theatres in October. Machete Kills sometime summer of year I tk.
BTW I check out your IMDb page and saw you will be in Unlimited & Machete Kills. Any idea when they will be released?
i haven't yet. i just saw some screencaps and pictures xD i am waiting for machete kills cause omfg the cast is priceless
Randomly laughing at the thought of Gaga in an actual fight scene in Machete Kills lmao! Can't wait.
Me and jason ball already planned a man date for spanish woman fest in machete kills and sin city a dame to kill for lolol
Only God Forgives, The Great Gatsby, Side Effects, MACHETE KILLS. This year has been so good filmwise
I'm still waiting for Machete Kills to release the trailer, *** it Robert Rodriguez.
When will Machete Kills be out in the UK?
that would have been awesome! She's going to be in Machete Kills though which comes out soon
Lady Gaga is Machete Kills. Must see even more now.
Machete Kills better come to my cinemas ! or I will very upset :( , like when they didn't bring down Winnie The Pooh's movie :'-(
I'm still waiting for a trailer for this Machete Kills movie
YES! I bet when she did 'Machete kills' she was like "Can I tell them? Please can I tell them!???"
Machete Kills (2013) Looking forward to see as US President!
its 2013 and We still dont have monsters inc 2,machete kills,cake,etc
Machete Kills and Sin City 2 both come out this Autumn. My body is SO ready.
Holy smack! have you seen the cast for Machete Kills?!?!
Yo monsters who's watching machete kills with me when it comes out
U would have written... 'RT if SHE's the reason you watched machete & you're gonna watch Machete Kills'
Just watched Machete, It was amazing. I can't wait for Machete Kills
Machete Kills ? Spanish people gon really go see this one. 😂😂 though.
I bet Machete Kills is gonna come 6 months later to my country :/
Afternoon Delight: Sofia Vergara has deadly boobs in "Machete Kills ...
Machete Kills is officially set to be released on September 13,2013 in the US, as confirmed by Entertainment Weekly.
Sofia Vergara is featured in this poster for Machete Kills. She looks hot.
She's he star of the follow up to 'Machete'. called 'Machete Kills'. HOTNESS. Sofia Vergara :)
Lady Gaga isn’t the only one packin’ (breast) heat… In the latest poster for Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills, Sofia Vergara appears in a weaponized bustier. The 40-year-old Colombian actress stars...
Sofia Vergara may star opposite Jason Statham in a remake of the Burt Reynolds thriller “Heat.” The star of “Modern Family” is currently in negotiations to star in the film, which will be directed by Simon West. Novelist William Goldman, who also wrote the scripts for the two movies, based both versions on his own novel. Statham's character is former gambler turned bodyguard who helps Vergara when she has problems with the mob. However, it's only a matter of time before Statham realizes that, in taking on Vergara's problems, he has bitten off far more than he can chew. The Columbian actress will also star in director Robert Rodriguez’ “Machete Kills,” in which her breasts are transformed into weapons of maximum destruction. The sequel to Rodriguez’s 2010 all out actioner again revolves around a Mexican former federale (Danny Trejo) who is this time battling an arms dealer attempting to launch a massive deadly weapon into space. Vergara’s co-stars in that movie include Vanessa Hudgens, A ...
Sofia Vergara is literally on fire in the newest poster for "Machete Kills."
Sofia Vergara making good use of her hot body! She is featuring poster for movie Machete Kills - I can't imagine a better way to promote a movie, can you? Vergara gives life to Lady Desdemona, a femme fatale. But I guess we could tell from the machine gun bra she has strapped on.…
Afternoon Crumbs | Dlisted: After seeing the Machete Kills poster with Sofia Vergara on it, Katy Perry threw h...
I know I'm a bit late to the party on this one, but Sofia Vergara is a fembot in "Machete Kills"? That's cool, I guess.
Sofia Vergara shoots from her bra in Machete Kills poster
Check out the GUNS on Sofia Vergara for her role in the upcoming Machete Kills! XD
Machete Kills - Sofia Vergara as Desdemona with a machine gun bra, Alexa Vega as Killjoy the assassin, Amber Heard as Miss San Antonio and Lady Gaga as La Chameleón. In theaters September 13th.
Sofia Vergara is making the most of her fiery assets! A poster for Robert Rodriguez's upcoming "Machete Kills" has been released, featuring the actress as Desdemona - and her explosive costume is setting the Internet ablaze.
Sofia Vergara plays Desdemonia in the new Robert Rodriguez film Machete Kills. In the new released poster we see her playing a sexy fembot of sorts with lethal weapons for breasts! We expected Lady Gaga to be the one shooting fire from her lady parts, but...
We always knew that Machete Kills was not going to be a subtle film. This latest poster for Robert Rodriguez's new film shows just what we can expect. I suppose it is SFW as you do not actually see...
by Ben Pearson , March 8, 2013 , Source : Variety              While it certainly hasn't made anyone's list of most anticipated films, the remake of the 1986 Burt Reynolds action film Heat is a fascinating prospect in Hollywood right now. Legendary writer William Goldman (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Princess Bride) wrote the original novel, the '86 screenplay, and the screenplay for the new remake, and while Brian De Palma was originally attached to direct, those duties have transferred to The Expendables 2 helmer Simon West. Now Variety reports that "Modern Family" and Machete Kills star Sofia Vergara will play the female lead opposite badass Jason Statham. More below! Vergara's bombastic character on the perennially overrated "Modern Family" grew thin after about five minutes, so hopefully her role in Heat will be a little more of a subdued performance from the actress. She'll play a prostitute friend of Nick Escalante (Statham), a compulsive gambler who works "security" jobs in .. ...
Sofia Vergara's character poster for Machete Kills is online! Full story here --
Alright I'm going to rly show you how much of a movie buff I am right now lol. I am so excited for this year in film! 2013 has some of the gratest lineups I've seen, spanning movies we miss, and completly new movies. Some you may have heard about but most are kept quite low key to save up for wow factor later on this year but here is just a little sneak peek at what's to come this year in fim. The Host (U.S.), G.I. Joe Retaliation, Evil Dead, Lords of Salem, Oblivion, Iron Man 3, Snowpiercer, Gatspy, Star Trek Into Darkness, Hangover 3, Fast and Furious 6, After Earth, Man of Steel, This is the End, World War Z, Monsters Inc 2, The Lone Ranger, Dispicable Me 2, Pacific Rim, The Wolverine, Red 2, 300 Rise of an Empire, Kick *** 2, Riddick, Machete Kills, Frankenstein, Sin City a Dame to Kill for, Thor the Dark World, The Hunger Games Catching Fire, The Hobbit 2, Anchorman the Legend Continues, Ronin, Oz. And many more!
just saw Spy Kids and funny how you show a picture of Danny Trejo and you are in Machete Kills
While we're at it, look up the cast for Machete Kills, oh that Robert Rodriguez
Alexa Vega gears up for her new film Machete Kills, and we've got her 20 Hottest Photos for you.
Lady Gaga may be shooting a role in the sequel to Sin City as Robert Rodriguez, Machete Kills producer is also producing Sin City 2.
Like OMG She got Machete Kills queuing to release this Fall! And iirc Sin City 2 will be released by December 2013!!
There's a possibility that Lady Gaga will have a small role in the movie 'Sin City 2', as well as La Chameleón in 'Machete Kills'.
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Omg, Gaga as La Chameleon in Machete Kills and now possibly in Sin City 2?? It fits very well, I think...
Robert Rodriguez, the director of Machete Kills, is also the director of Sin City 2~
People ask me what movie am I looking forward to most in 2013. While "Man of Steel" and "Machete Kills" are way up there, I'd have to say that the cast of "Sin City: A Dame to Kill For" puts it at number one. With Eva Green ("Casino Royale") recently cast as Ava Lord, Dennis Haysbert (The All-State Guy) filling in for the late great Michael Clarke Duncan, and some great actors like Josh Brolin ("Gangster Squad"), Joseph Gordon-Levitt ("Premium Rush", "The Dark Knight Rises"), and Jeremy Piven (Ari from "Entourage") rounding out the already incredible returning cast (Bruce Willis, Mickey Rourke, you get the picture...)--let's just say I will be paying full price for a 3D ticket on October 4th. Too bad Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie didn't have enough sense to actually star in this movie. Oh well!
So Daryl Sabara was in Machete, and now Alexa Vega will be in Machete Kills. Those Spy Kids really have a lot going for them.
The line-up in Machete Kills is pretty cool - Gaga, Charlie Sheen AND Mel Gibson
Lady Gaga has finished her live chatting on Skype with 5 of the lucky winners and here are some important stuff she said during the talk: - She would definitely consider coming to Ukraine for a show. - She said that her and Jo broke up. - She will be moving on with the ARTPOP, leaving the rest behind. - She might do another fragrance, she’s happy with the success of FAME. - ARTPOP is more about making a statement about art and pop. - Her favourite Skype moment was not appropriate for children. - She can’t say anything about her role in Machete Kills. - ARTPOP is about possibilities.
Gaga on Skype with 5 fans: FAN: Can I ask about ARTPOP [Her upcoming album]? GAGA: No. FAN: Can you tell us about Machete Kills? GAGA: No. FAN: How can I become a part of the Haus of Gaga? GAGA: Basically you can't. Ok I have to go. Bye.
Our girl Paula braves parasailing, water slides, hangs out with Machete Kills star, Alexa Vega and catches up with Wilmer Valderrama. Just another day, livin...
Woah! Open Road will release Robert Rodriguez's MACHETE KILLS on Sept 13, 2013.. Open Road Films announced today that Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills will be released in theaters on September 13. Screen Gems' Battle of the Year and Lionsgate's I, Frankenstein are also scheduled to be released on that date. Machete Kills is the sequel to the 2010 film Machete - which has built a devoted legion of fans since its release - and is the second film in a trilogy. The film is produced by Robert Rodriguez, along with Aaron Kaufman and Iliana Nikolic through their QuickDraw Productions banner, as well as Sergei Bespalov of Aldamisa Films, Alexander Rodnyansky of AR Films, and Rick Schwartz of Overnight Films. In Machete Kills, Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man - he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and ana ...
Wait...Cuba Gooding, Jr. is in 'Machete Kills'?! When did this happen?! That's awesome! xD As if I wasn't already excited for that movie...
So its rumored that Lady Gaga's character "La Chameleon" DOES DIE in the new movie "Machete Kills" ! :o -eric
NED to see "Machete Kills" as soon as its out. Its got Lady Gaga, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Amber Heard, Zoe Saldana, Vanessa Hudgens and Lindsay Lohan ALL in it.. EXCITED
Machete Kills (featuring Lady Gaga as La Chameleon) will premiere on July 31st in North America.
Machete Kills to be premiered on April 25 in Russia & July 31 in the United States.
You deserve... Your Daily Joint! In Local news Lakeshore Mall is preparing a whole wing just for *** s Sporting Goods store opening Summer 2013. Start applying. In Conspiracy, is the governemt responsible for Sandy Hook? In religion, a group of radical catholic nuns break the law to retrieve religious power from the Pope...is that a good thing? In Music, Alex Clare is named Dubstep's first orthodox Jewish superstar. Way to go. In Hollywood, if you haven't seen her in Machete then don't miss her in Machete Kills, the girl that played Carmen, Junie's sister in Spy Kids Is all grown up and is taking on the role of a foxy contract killer. Alex Vega is fine, quote me on that. This has been your much deserved Joint.
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Apparently "Machete Kills" is no joke at the end of "Machete"; due out in 2013 with Charlie Sheen, Sofia V, Mel Gibson, and Lady Gaga. WOW.
Alexa Vega Talks Lady Gaga in Machete Kills!: Alexa Vega interview 2013, talking Machete Kills, her sexy role as...
19k kills,I think I'm about 25k in the world. Blue eyes skull with machete
Make sure to look for me in machete kills
Looking foward to watching Machete Kills get to see my baby Alexa Vega in it
Sweetest guy! Very humble! Glad to have met him in Houston TX pre Machete/Machete Kills.
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I think Machete Kills is due out next year.
Our sexy (and dorky) client, is here. Love this Girl. She has some hot projects coming soon. Machete Kills, Sin City 2 and more.
I KNOW I HOPE SHE HAS BEY IN IT. Omg machete kills will be so good I will not leave the cinema
WHAT WHAT WHAT!??DF JDFOGNHDEGIOHIO I can't wait I'm so excited. and machete kills!!!
When are we getting the first trailer of Machete Kills?
I want Machete Kills I love it La Chameleón
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MACHETE KILLS: At long last, not just women are fighting over Danny Trejo
''Machete returns in... Machete kills and Machete kills again'' lol i dunno why did i even laugh at it.
and the movie with terry, when will we can get? and tell us something about Machete Kills.
WHAT!? Because of a lawsuit,"Machete Kills" might not be released! I need to interview Robert Rodriguez.
CO: Suburban Denver officer shoots, kills naked man who witnesses say was holding machete
PD: Aurora officer kills naked man wielding machete
I'm so excited to see u in machete kills .. do u think u will ever work with Quentin Tarantino?
I'm soo excited to see u in machete kills ... Any future film projects in the works .. besides with terry of course
Alexa & Carlos are bffs. Alexa is in Machete Kills. He could be her guest to the premiere. CARLOS COULD MEET/BE IN A PHOTO WITH Jessica Alba
I went to her website. It is from Machete Kills!
wow, what is her background from? Any idea? I know she's in Machete Kills but she looks like JAlb from Sin City
PD: Aurora officer kills naked man wielding machete: AURORA, Colo. -- Police have confirmed ...
A lawsuit against director Robert Rodriguez threatens the release of "Machete Kills"
A lawsuit against Robert Rodriguez may torpedo the release of 'Machete Kills'
Gaga comes in April to Germany for the premiere of Machete kills, doesn't she? :)
New lawsuit against director Robert Rodriguez could prevent release of "Machete Kills," by
This nerd is excited for for the new Mortal Combat movie next year.As well as Machete Kills!
View photos from Machete Kills (2013) with Danny Trejo and Amber Heard, pictured as Machete and Miss San Antonio, on IMDb!
Machete Kills is an upcoming action film, written and directed by Robert Rodriguez.[3] It is the second in a series that started with the 2010 film Machete (presaged by a fake trailer in Grindhouse). Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, and Michelle Rodriguez will be reprising their roles from the first film,...
We don't often get into the legalese behind the production of a motion picture, but what the *** Turkey day slog and all...
Directed by Robert Rodriguez. With Alexa Vega, Amber Heard, Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba. The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space.
'Machete Kills' babe shows us how great being Alexa Vega is.
Just saw Jesse James & Co customize an El Camino for the new Robert Rodriguez movie Machete Kills! Cant wait for the movie!
Saw a promo pic of what Alexa Vega looks like in Machete Kills. Ya did well, Carmen Elizabeth Juanita Costa-Brava Cortez. 👊
GTA: Vice City coming to iOS and Android! Robert Rodriguez and Danny Trejo's exploitation sequel Machete Kills has become embroiled in a...
Open Road Films, which just released the hit Jake Gyllenhaal thriller End of Watch, has picked up all U.S. distribution rights to Machete Kills, Robert Rodriguez’s sequel to his grindhouse hit Machete. A release in 2013 is being planned. 20th Century Fox distributed the 2010 original, which grossed...
Danny Trejo's Machete is rarely -- if ever -- squaring off against a foe he can't handle, but that has changed with a lawsuit that has put the badass in
Can't wait till next year to see Machete Kills :) better hurry up and bring a teaser trailer out
Overnight Productions has filed a lawsuit against director Robert Rodriguez and his Quick Draw Productions in hopes of blocking the release of the sequel Machete Kills , which was picked up for distribution by Open Road last month. The dispute involves Texas tax-credit information, which Overnight ...
Movie News Could Machete Kills be delayed due to legal issues?
Machete wil return wit Machete kills and Machete Kills again*chilex*
Grrr! I want to see a second and third Machete with Jessica Alba!
Oversight Productions today said they want to cut ties with Robert Rodriguez’s Quick Draw Productions over the rights to Machete Kills. If successful, t
yes it's really happening ... I might not bee the strongest or look just like you , im still down for the cause es-ahy , and I was adopted ... (Machete) yea ... I can tell .
Uh oh. Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills is in some serious trouble. The producers of the film have taken action against the filmmaker’s production company, and are looking to kill the film. The Overnight Production producers, who also happen to own … Continue reading →‘Machete Kills’ Is In Trouble: ...
The sharp implements of destruction are out on “Machete Kills,” both on and off-screen. In a lawsuit filed yesterday in Los Angeles Superior Court, the owners o
A company is sueing Robert Rodriguez $250,000 over notification of Texas Tax Credits and such for MACHETE KILLS (Machete 2). I'd first like to know why 20th Century Fox isn't distributing this like the first one, and why the new distribution company would seriously think its even going to get one cent from the state of Texas considering that the first film - which was slated to be the first film to recieve Texas Film Incentives as the system is presently - didn't.
Reddawn,Texas massacre 3D,machete kills,world war z,and zombieland 2 I need a date for all those movies!! HMdafukUP!
A lawsuit from Overnight Productions may shut-down the intended 2013 release of Machete Kills
Uni Ali's first leak from his upcoming mixtape "Machete Music" visit us
View photos from Machete Kills (2013) with Alexa Vega, pictured as KillJoy, on IMDb!
It seems that Rodriguez is making machete kills before Sin City 2. Can't wait to see either of them though would rather ser sin city come first.
Alexa Vega is WAY Too Hot - The SpyKids star Alexa Vega is in a new movie, and she looks too hot to handle. Alexa Vega just modeled for a new photoshoot for "Machete Kills," and I feel weird looking at these photos. The last time I remember hearing...
Never saw Machete. Saw promo pic for Machete Kills. Interested (I know, what a typical guy, saw Alexa Vega and drooled) but then I did some looking into it. Anyone else ever think Charlie Sheen for President? Then you gotta see Machete Kills when it comes out
Has anyone seen the Spy Kids girl in still shots from Machete Kills?! OMG... it's note even ethical. wow.
Alexa Vega was just 13 when she starred in the the first 'Spy Kids', so she obviously looks way different now in this new promo for 'Machete Kills'. Her 201211
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We thought the first official look at Alexa Vega in 'Machete Kills' was revealing, but we had no idea that pic would be topped by David Arquette! Granted
isn't a 'Spy Kid' anymore, and that's just fine with us! Check out her smokin' hot pic in 'Machete Kills':
Alexa Vega in Machete Kills. I have no words.
Spy Kids' Alexa Vega is all grown up in this new photo from Machete Kills!
Yes, it's difficult to process this photo of Alexa Vega, the little girl from Spy Kids, in Machete Kills
A new still from Machete Kills has been delivered courtesy of Rolling Stone and Alexa Vega’s…
Wowza! Alexa Varga strips to a bikini and chaps for 'Machete Kills'
Spy Kid, Alexa Vega, is all grown up in revealing Machete Kills pic
Alexa Vega: Bikini & Chaps in New 'Machete Kills' Photo!: shows off her amazing physique...
Exclusive: New photo of Alexa Vega from Machete Kills! -
Spy Kids actress reveals her look for Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills.
First look at Alexa Vega in Machete Kills. Having seen Spy Kids, this makes me very uncomfortable.
Alexa Vega stars in sexy new Machete Kills image
Movie News Alexa Vega is looking hot as *** in this photo from Machete Kills
A new image of Alexa Vega's character Killjoy from Machete Kills has popped up. And it proves she ain't no Spy Kid anymore.
Alexa Vega: in Bikini & Chaps in New 'Machete Kills' Photo from the set! via
From Spy Kids to Machete Kills. Alexa Vega all grown up!
HEY *** Want a dose of hubba-hubba to end your workday? How about a shot of Alexa Vega (a former SPY KID) pulling some deadly cool in leather
Alexa Vega reveals her "Machete Kills" look and it's a definite departure from her "Spy Kids" days... here -
Alexa Vega looks god. I'm ready for "Machete Kills" to come out.
THE WIRE - - New shot of Alexa Vega in MACHETE KILLS brings some hubba-hubba.
A newly released pic from Machete Kills. Me thinks that Alexa Vega is a Spy Kid no more!
Alexa Vega goes from Spy Kid to Killjoy in her latest picture, Machete Kills. The sequel…
*Gag* The Spy Kids girl looks like ShoeFace Sarah Jessica Parker now!
I know she's of age now but this still feels super dirty. :O “Alexa Vega in a photo from Machete Kills
Remember Carmen from Spy Kids?! Well Alexa Vega is starring in the movie Machete Kills. What do you think?!
Remember the little girl in Spy Kids? Well, she ain't a little girl anymore.
[Movies] Alexa Vega Combines a Bikini Top, Chaps and Uzi in New Machete Kills Pic: She's all grown up...
Going to buy Machete Kills when iots out!!
Machete Kills Photo Reveals Alexa Vega as Sexy Assassin Killjoy!: The Spy Kids star is all grown up...
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She came a long way from Spy Kids. *** !
Man talk about being all grown up now.dam
Wow. This is the girl from Spy Kids.
The star is all grown up as a nefarious, scantily-clad sex bomb in director Robert Rodriguez's upcoming action sequel.
She's definitely not a SPY KID anymore.
She plays Killjoy in the upcoming sequel Earlier this year, Machete Kills star and former Spy Kids lead Alexa Vega revealed a tease of her costume from the upcoming film.
Woah, this is the girl from Spy Kids in Machete Kills.
*** this is carmen for Spy Kids...the years have been good for her lol
I think it's kinda strange that Robert Rodriguez can direct Alexa Vega in a movie dressed like this after having directed her in movies as a child.
She went from being a Spy Kid to a gun firing sexy chick in Machete her name is Alexa Vega she is red hot
Open Road Films will distribute the Robert Rodriguez film in the United States.
Open Road Films has officially nabbed the U.S. rights to Robert Rodriguez’s upcoming “Machete Kills”, which finds Danny Trejo once again back as the ex-Mexican Federale, fresh from chopping up Texas rednecks and putting Steven Seagal out of his misery. In the sequel, the heavily tattooed man of few ...
The movie industry is gonna gain alot of money from me next year. Reason being: 1)Sin City: A Dame to Kill For 2)Machete Kills These two amazing movies will be premiering next year and I canbarley contain my excitement. Countdown starts today! This fan girl is going cray-cray!
I'm happy to say this, I'm running out of room for posters! Trying to get room for the Machete Kills and ARTPOP poster. Maybe a MARS poster to? Still trying to find one.
I won't like Life of Pi but I will love Machete Kills. Go me. Seriously, the cast for Machete Kills is going to make it the best movie ever. I still think Mel Gibson is maybe the most charismatic lead actor of the past thirty years, so him as the main villain makes me so excited.
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Gaga shall be attending the world premiere of Machete Kills, which is to be held in Germany on April 13th, 2013.
Gaga's debut as an actress in Machete Kills will be worldpremiered on 13TH APRIL in Cologne. All Actors/Actresses will come (inclusive Gaga)
Photo: totalfilm: Danny Trejo on Mel Gibson in Machete Kills With A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas about to...
Mel Gibson sword fighting with Danny Trejo? Pretty convinced that Machete Kills is going to be a highlight of 201
Hey rob, is it true that Machete Kills will premiere in April 2013 in Germany?
Exclusive: Danny Trejo talks about his Machete 2 castmates, including the time he had to sword-fight with Mel Gibson
Lady Gaga will attend the World Premiere of Machete Kills in Germany on April 13th, 2013. She plays the role of "La Chamaleón" on the film.
Star Wars Episode VII: Machete kills again... in space.
2 volumes of ARTPOP, a Jazz album with Tony Bennett, BTW Ball movie & Machete Kills coming next year. Are you ready little monsters?
Open Road Films to release Robert Rodriguez’s “Machete Kills,” the sequel to “Machete.” mobile:
Watching my recorded Rise of the Zombies and all I want to do is yell "Machete kills again!"
If Machete Kills is coming out in April, we are getting it sooner than I thought.
Machete Kills – In Theatres April 13, 2013 Click "like" if you going to see the movie just for Lady Gaga. . .
aww yis machete kills has a release date. Is it bad I'm more excited for Gaga's 5 min in this than anything else?
apparently Machete Kills will hit theatres on april 11 2013
Apparently 'Machete Kills' will hit theatres on April 11 2013!
machete kills is in cinemas on 11th April 2013! (german site)
omfgg machete kills will be in cinemas on 11th April 2013!!! can't wait!
I wonder if the conclusion to TELEPHONE will some how be linked to appearance in MACHETE KILLS as La Chameleón.
I'm really excited to see Lady Gaga in Machete Kills!
I seriously cant wait for machete kills !
I completely forgot about that Machete Kills movie when is that out? 2013?
Supposedly there's a serial killer that lives in Houston and he looks like Jason but kills people with a machete. D; ***
can you tell us something more about Machete Kills?
Danny Trejo talks to Cenk Uygur of The Young Turks about his amazing life story and his upcoming film Machete Kills. Watch the full interview:
I liked a video from Danny Trejo Talks Machete Kills On TYT
Hey something more interesting, Danny Trejo Just announced that the final cut of Machete Kills is ready.
Plz flw "Machete Kills" will slice into theaters in 2013...
Met with Robert Rodriguez and saw the cut of Machete Kills. You are going to love it. Here's the latest poster release…
'Machete' franchise gears up for a new addition next year
Danny's still got it. muchos hombres.
Director Robert Rodriguez expands signature cast for a sequel to his cult classic "Machete". "Machete Kills" has secured US distribution by Open Road Films, and is set to hit screens in 2013.
This is our first look at Amber Heard in Machette Kills , and as you can see, she's seducing Da...
So i just read that the sequel to Machete entitled "Machete Kills" has found a distributor. To those unfamiliar with how movies are made this means they have found the money needed to make the film and distribute it worldwide. It will again be directed by Robert Rodriguez and the cast includes Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Amber Herd, Sofia Vegara, Cuba Gooding Jr., Lady Gaga, and Mel Gibson (!). Release date is sometime in 2013. This should be interesting...
luv him,can't wait to see this,if Danny Trejo is in it,u know its going to be good.
Texas native Samuel Davis, star of the faith-based film, “New Hope” fell in love with acting in high school after auditioning for Julius Caesar, whereupon he dropped out of football and track & field. He is currently a student at the University of Texas at Austin. He began his film career in student films and commercials until he landed the lead role in “New Hope.” He has since been cast in three additional films, including the upcoming “Machete Kills,” written and directed by Robert Rodreiguz with an all-star cast. In this interview Davis speaks with CMC host Cheryl Ariaz Wicker at the premiere of “New Hope” in West Monroe, Louisiana.
Machete Kills strikes a distribution deal with Open Road Films. Also check out a new photo of Amber Heard's Miss San Antonio!
The sequel finds the titular star, an ex-Federale played by Danny Trejo, receiving a request from the President himself to take down a dangerous drug lord who is threatening the U.S. with nuclear attacks.
First glorious photo from " Machete Kills ! " with yummy Amber Heard ... I WANT it ( the movie , the girl ... )
Hey Guys!! Here are some news about the movie ‘Machete Kills‘ from Robert Rodriguez!! In…
Check the first Promos Stills from MACHETE KILLS of Amber Head at
''Machete Kills'' will be released in 2013 by Open Road / ''Machete Kills'' vai estrear em 2013 e vai ser divulgado pela Open Road
Lady Gaga character as "La Chamaléon" in MACHETE KILLS is sexy blonde women love gun and wolf.
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Amber Heard in 'Machete Kills' - First Look Photo!: Check out the first official still of…
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Lady Gaga's character as ''La Chamaleon'' in "Machete Kills'' is a sexy blonde who loves guns and wolf fur.
Machete Kills Gets Distribution, Releases New Movie Image ...: As you can see above, Rodriguez and company also ...
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“Machete Kills” will slice into theaters in 2013 after scoring U.S. ...
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I can't wait until Machete Kills is in theatres. ♥ x}
First pic of Amber Heard in MACHETE KILLS. Yes please!
First image from Machete Kills featuring Danny Trejo and Amber Heard
Texas this wknd to horror convention in McAllen and then to see Machete Kills with Robert in Austin. I'll let everybody know how it is...
Open Road Films has acquired all U.S. distribution rights to MACHETE KILLS, directed by Robert Rodriguez (Machet...
Open Road Acquires U.S. Rights for Machete Kills: Open Road Films has acquired the U.S. distribution rights for ...
Mm... Amber Heard as Sexy Beauty Pageant Assassin. Amber Heard can b "sexy" in anything!
Amber Heard All up on Danny Trejo in "Machete Kills" Image...
Rumor has it Lady Gaga has been offered a role in Zoolander 2, and a pretty substantial one at that. This time around Zoolander and Hansel will be romantic rivals, vying for the love of Gaga's sure to be freaky yet fashionable character. This appears to be part of a concerted effort to inject as man...
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In the clip below, out *** writer/comicJanine BritoandAparna Nancherlaof the FX showTotally Biased with W. Kamau Bellbrag about how women are currently killing it. And then things get a little out of control.
Robert Rodriguez is currently hard at work on two hotly-anticipated sequels in the grindhouse follow-up Machete Kills and the long-awaited comic book adaptation Sin City: A Dame to Kill For, and ye...
With "Killer Elite," "The Grey," "Lockout" and "End Of Watch" among the titles of the nascent distributors Open Road, it's safe to say they specialize in a particular niche. Low to modest budget genre fare with a touch of star or brand power (ie. "Silent Hill"). And now they've picked up a project t...
The story revolves around Machete Cortez (Danny Trejo), a former Mexican Federale. The film opens in Mexico with Machete on a mission to rescue a kidnapped girl. During the operation he is betrayed by his corrupt Chief to the powerful drug lord,
A hot red carpet of Latino will star in Machete Kills, including: Danny Trejo, as the blade-savvy former Mexican...
'Machete Kills' Will Slice Into Theaters in 2013 After Scoring U.S. Distribution: Open Road Films has picked up ...
Along with the announcement that Open Road Films will handle distribution of the movie in 2013, comes this new official still from Machete Kills featuring Amber Heard getting up close and personal with Danny Trejo. Rather you than me love..
1st official look at 'Machete Kills'; Open Road Films to release in 2013
A titular ex-federale (Danny Trejo) is recruited by the U.S. government to take down a cartel leader and stop an arms dealer (Mel Gibson) from launching a deadly missile.
'Machete Kills' bags itself a US distribution deal thanks to Open Road Films, and the first
First official image for Machete Kills | via
Open Road Films, released a new still from the upcoming Machete Kills, which features Amber…
Charlie Sheen is president in 'Machete kills' lol
They just with the wrong Mexican...again!
Now that I know Machete Kills is due out 2013, I'm already looking far past the rest of the year's film releases.
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Danny Trejo reprises his role as the title character in the movie, which also stars Amber Heard, Lady Gaga and Mel Gibson.
Check out Alexa Vega behind the Machete Kills (Official) scenes in a top designed by Junker Designs!! :- )}}
One of my favourite Grindhouse movies Machete (with the delicious Danny Trejo) is to have a sequel. It makes me smile to think that nobody wanted to give the film a chance, but now it's proved to be a surprise hit the 'Celebrities' are falling over themselves to be involved in the new movie Machete Kills. Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson have signed up already and many others are rumoured to be interested in 'Cashing in' and hoping to reignite their flagging careers.
see u on Machete kills and Machete kills again, hahha..
Seriously can not wait for machete kills
People have forgotten about Machete Kills... I can't wait
Crime Documentaries - hint about role in Machete Kills, could also be about something else yet to come.
Breaking: Young woman in Dunchurch kills office workers with a machete. More on this story at 6.
Looking forward to the film Machete Kills!
are people still remember Machete Kills?
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