Lucille Lucy van Pelt is a fictional character in the syndicated comic strip :Peanuts, written and drawn by Charles Schulz.
Lucy van Pelt, you're our holiday style hero:
Relying on Rush Limbaugh as a climate science expert is like relying on Lucy Van Pelt as a psychiatric expert.
Talking someone off the ledge wasn't how I expected to spend my morning, but the person is finally seeking help...I really am Lucy Van Pelt after all...all in between making calls to set up meetings for business...wow...everyone take care today...
Money money money.how I love the sound of.cold hard cash.Lucy Van Pelt...just not in the dryer
Making fun of them. . Lucy van Pelt the liberal.
It's the Lucy van Pelt of franchises, tho. I always think I'm gonna kick the ball this time, & they always turn it into a shooter.
no one likes a know-it-all, Emily. especially if she's a girl. now get in the corner with lucy van pelt. facing this way, please.
She sounds it! Anyway, I run all of our sessions, so I'll pocket the cash, thanks.
According to the internet, I have the same personality types as Princess Leia, Mike Wazowski, Lucy van Pelt, and DOLORES UMBRIDGE.
Sun's out, wind's up, temperature is down-let the vortex begin! "Snow falls up, Charlie Brown" Lucy Van Pelt
Louise Belcher is Lucy Van Pelt for the 21st century.
Lucy Van Pelt and her football = every restroom paper towel dispenser
Suddenly hit us like a ton of bricks, so crazy-obvious-- amazed took so long to speak on it. Namely how this FB monkey, The Zuckenburg Revolution *** has slowly become this safe space for a wide swath of Black men we know to be maaad vulnerable, confessional,grieve, publicly address hurt,loss, mourning, shame etc. And we know some of yall super macho code-of-silence-acting in-public mofos quite well in real life. How'd George Clinton put it --''Funk is better than disco-family therapy''? In our boyee AJ's new film-doc Kathleen Cleaver drops how the women of her generation had other sisters to unload on, play safety-valve, when they started to unravel, go insane- but the Panther-era men imploded, repressed, began dying early. All provoking scary visions of Mark Z set up on the corner like Lucy Van Pelt and her therapy booth, talking about ''five cents please'' after a session with Charlie Brown.
"Andy Dalton, of all the fumbles you could cause, that was the Andy Daltonist" -- Lucy Van Pelt, Bengals offensive coordinator
I only work so I can finance my true passion, sitting down and doing nothing,
I lived in a big house but it wasnt my house. I think to myself where is my big house? where is my happy family?
"After [the snow] comes up, the wind blows it around so it looks like it's coming down but actually it comes up out of the ground- like grass. It comes up, Charlie Brown, snow comes up!" -Lucy van Pelt
You are part Charlie Brown. You are always optimistic and persistent, and everyone appreciates your simple sweetness. Sometimes, however, your anxieties get the best of you, and life's mysteries can confuse you. You are part Lucy van Pelt. You know what you want and you know how to get it, even if i...
Mark M. Rosier today, or maybe yesterday (seriously, one day just bleeds into another) said that he had breath in his body and was doing what he loves. If that's not the most positive affirmation of a new year (though it is slightly used; I've talked to Lucy Van Pelt about the subject) I don't know what is. Affix thyself to his star. It is going in the right direction.
Real pressure is when your boss walks in and you have like 2.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to.
Dog contest winner. Nice job! He really looked great, but hates cameras. How do dogs know about cameras? Its weird.
Biggest you know what Ive ever seen.
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can you please beagle hug me too? or else I'll be crabby like Lucy van Pelt :(
"Will you still love me when I'm old and crabby?" - Lucy van Pelt
Working a lot, moved, had my kid here for the last 8 days. Tired and cold an you?
For those of you who don't know who Lucy van Pelt is (mexk ek), here is a picture. You're welcome.
Most of the time i feel like Lucy van Pelt.
The last time a kicker had this many problems, the holder was Lucy Van Pelt.
What if Mojo Jojo was the satirical caricature of the American crackhead?
I could never associate with people that dont help lady bugs that are drowning in swimming pools.
You can always tell who has the most social confidence by who blows their nose in the middle of a meeting.
Finally understand what Lucy Van Pelt was preaching about. This January snow is charming. That December snow was for saps.
January is THE month for catching snowflakes on your tongue, according to Lucy van Pelt.
"All I really need is Love .. But a little chocolate now and then dosen't hurt .." - Lucy Van Pelt
"This could very well be the most important day of your life!" - Lucy Van Pelt
Me. As Charlie Brown in YAGMCB. 10th Grade at Walter Johnson. Judi Spungen played Lucy Van Pelt. The director of the big musicals, Stephen Perialas, gave me a compliment that made me think I could be an actor for a long, long time. Teachers can make or ruin your lives.
I wish my real hair was as good as Beyonces fake hair.
Ok. My turn. As with every year, 2013 had it's highs and lows. But overall, I am pretty pleased with everything I did and accomplished. Top Ten Highlights (In no particular order): 1. Travel! Started the year in DC. Three weeks later I flew internationally all by myself to beautiful Aruba and had my first girls vacation (complete with a cabana boy). April brought me to New Jersey for a wedding and Chicago/Indiana to visit Randi. August and I went to LA with my bestie to visit two of my faves. Hoping 2014 brings even more trips! 2. Concerts! Skynyrd (3 times in one year!!), Darius Rucker, Maroon 5, The 90's tour, Huey Lewis. I love live music! 3. Weddings! The Bourques, the Dines, The Hedricks, and the Burnaps. And I got to be a bridesmaid for the first time! 4. Weekly dates with Pepere are a permanent fixture in my life that started in January 2013. :) 5. I did three shows in one year, which is usually unheard of. 6. I made more time for family and friends and it felt great. 7. I got promoted to superviso ...
"I don't mind the rejection, it's the smile that bugs me." --Lucy Van Pelt
"Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art imitates life." Oscar Wilde Svetlana (after Schulz's Lucy Van Pelt)
"Hey, Charley Brown, we all know Christmas is a great big racket. We all know it's run by an Eastern syndicate." - Lucy Van Pelt
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. "Lucy Van Pelt"
You gotta hand it to Lucy Van Pelt: As my friend, Diane McGregor Key says, she's frequently wrong, seldom in doubt...!
What's on my mind they ask. Peggy Lee singing "Is That All There Is". It's the day after Christmas and already there are two trees in the garbage in the alley. CVS wasn't playing holiday music and they had 50% off on Christmas papers, candies and cards. AND there's still no peace on earth. No goodwill towards men. December 26th always brings a tinge of sadness. Of emptiness as there is no more shopping and party going ansd holiday shows and baking and present wrapping and decorating that commands our attention. And then, more suddenly than it started it is over. There is a quiet and an empitness. And a sadness, too. I begin to feel as if we, the human race are Charlie Brown and God, here played by Lucy van Pelt sasy, "C'mon, Charlie Brown. I promise I won't pull the football away this time. I promise." And then she does. In the silence of December 26th I begin to wonder -- what was all this craziness for? What does it mean that we reace around, stomp WalMart workers to death, grab the credit c ...
Lucy van Pelt is a crabby 8-year-old. Being in charge is important to her, as is having pianist Schroeder become her boyfriend. When she isn't bossing others around or dispensing advice, you'll find this sassy gal hanging with her pals and avoiding dog kisses from Snoopy.
Lucy Van Pelt got real estate for Christmas. Sally Brown got what she wanted for Christmas. She got her fair share.
Lucy van Pelt: "you do think I'm beautiful don't you Charlie Brown? No. You had to think about it. If you thought I was beautiful you'd have answered right away. I know when I've been insulted.".
Lucy van Pelt makes me want to strangle someone.
Merry Christmas Dear Bizzaro World. May you have a day of smiles with family and friends, and may you get not necessarily what you thought you wanted, but rather what you didn't know you needed, and do. Lucy Van Pelt: I know how you feel about all this Christmas business Charlie Brown, getting depressed and all that. It happens to me every year. I never get what I really want. I always get a lot of stupid toys or a bicycle or clothes or something like that. Charlie Brown: What is it you want? Lucy Van Pelt: Real estate.
Look, Charlie, let's face it. We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It's run by a big eastern syndicate, you know ~ Lucy Van Pelt~
"Charlie Brown is a blockhead, but he did get a nice tree." - Lucy Van Pelt
If comics were written by our fav. authors.Peanuts by Jane Austen Miss Lucy van Pelt, young, witty, and handsome, found it unavoidable that she play a game of foot-ball with Mr. Charles Brown, the dreadfully wishy-washy companion of her otherwise commendable brother Mr. Linus Van Pelt. Wishing to be rid of this bothersome neighbor, she lifted the foot-ball just as Mr. Brown ventured to kick it, leaving him out of sorts as she tittered with laughter and went to hear Mr. Schroeder play at the pianoforte. -T. McSweeney
My Christmas tree with. balls of Piperita Patty, Charlie Brown and Lucy van Pelt :-) AUGURI DI BUONE FESTE !
Yes. This happened. Carrie you have to help me see if this is a confirmed reference. Me: *listening to You're a Good Man Charlie Brown" musical soundtrack The Track "Schroeder" starts to play. Me: oh that's a cute song, even if Lucy's being creepy and wants to marry Schroeder. Nearing the end of the song... Lucy van Pelt: My aunt Marian always told me never to discuss marriage with a musician. Me: Is that a reference to Music Man? God I hope it is, 'cause the musical side of my mind just blew up in this nuclear explosion of a realization
How discussions with my daughter normally go! I'm Schroeder Schroeder: "What do you mean Beethoven wasn't so great?" Lucy Van Pelt: "He never got his picture on bubblegum cards, did he? Have you ever seen his picture on a bubblegum card? Hmmm? How can you say someone is great who's never had his picture on bubblegum cards?" Schroeder: "Good grief."
Here's the storm casualty list from last night : Mom, Dad and the baby are all still here along with the animals but Charlie Brown, Linus And Lucy Van Pelt are all face down in the yard and will need assistance back on their feet.
There's something wrong with this room... an appalling lack of mistletoe. Lucy Van Pelt
5 Good Reasons: The inside story of Lucy Van Pelt's reign of terror as director of the Peanuts Christmas play.
Charlie Brown could’ve been a great football punter…had it not been for one Lucy Van Pelt.
Lucy Van Pelt of Peanuts fame loved Christmas trees -- and so do we
Lucy Van Pelt has no problem with Richie Incognito. Charlie Brown feels bad for Jonathan Martin.
"You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown" is based on the beloved "Peanuts" cartoon strip by Charles Schulz. The Hill College Players and the Hill College Music Department are presenting the 1999 revised musical that was a Tony-winning success and won Kristin Chenoweth her first Tony. The show tells the story of a day in the life of Charlie Brown, with songs such as "Suppertime," "Beethoven Day," "The Book Report," "My Blanket and Me," and "Little Known Facts" and much of it is drawn from Schultz's cartoon strip. The characters featured in the show are: Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Sally Brown, Lucy Van Pelt, Linus Van Pelt and Schroeder. It is fun and very family-friendly! Performances at 7:30 p.m., on November 7, 8 and 9. The house will open at 7 p.m., and all tickets are $5 for the musical, $3 for under 10 and over 65. Hill College students, faculty, and staff are free with ID.
I'll be at in tonight, how about you? Just look for Lucy Van Pelt!
Lucy Van Pelt: Are you afraid of responsibility? If you are, then you have hypengyophobia. Charlie Brown: I don't think that's quite it.
Jimbo Fisher talked to Lucy Van Pelt before running a fake punt up 35 points on Charlie Brown.I mean NC State
I love Lucy Van Pelt...shes a young lady after my heart
In Our Prime heads to the Hideout Theatre for the Free Fringe with a new format: Yernuts - Adult Peanuts. Come join adult Lucy Van Pelt, Sally Brown, Linus Van Pelt and Good Old Charlie Brown. We look forward to seeing you there.
My friend and Hexagon colleague, Debbie Kirsch, served Hexagon as actress, director and board president for many years. Some of her most memorable roles onstage were Mame in Mame, Reno Sweeney in Anything Goes, Nancy in Oliver, Sister Mary Hubert in Nunsense, Truvy in Steel Magnolias, and Lucy Van Pelt in You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown. In addition to her comedic gifts, she could belt out a song with the best of them. Nobody who saw her in YGMCB could ever hear Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata again without hearing the words: “Do ya know something, Schroeder?” She directed both children and adults in a variety of Hexagon productions including The Wizard of Oz, The Sound of Music, Bye Bye Birdie, Oliver, Seussical, Peter Pan, Rumors, Drop Dead, Children’s Letter to God, Willy Wonka, 13 the Musical, Annie and Little Shop of Horrors. She also directed Cinderella, Oliver, Once Upon a Mattress, Seussical and Honk in the local middle schools. Debbie received three Perry nominations (NJACT) for “Best D ...
The Mets are like Lucy Van Pelt holding the football for my irrationally exhuberant forever hoping Charlie Brown
And when I looked back, there were only one set of footprints in the sand cause Jesus gives the longest, badass, piggyback rid…
After the Casey case its nice to see Florida FINALLY get it right.
Commercials for medicines are just long lists of side effects.
I still don’t understand why scrotal length doesn’t play a larger role in universal ideas of beauty.
When you want something bad enough you are capable of creating an illusion that it's there. It's when reality sets in tha…
I never thought I would have so much in common with a weather forecast
Men fall for me because I trip them with my laptop charger.
Your jokes are so old they wrote me a check for $13.56 on my birthday.
Current mood: guy eating bread in Miley Cyrus’s “we can’t stop" music video.
Do you know what really turns me on? . Unprotected . wifi
Theres just NOTHING worse then sitting under two French tourists holding the rail for balance when theres no seats available for them.
I will never understand people who hate Lucy Van Pelt.
I would like to nominate Lucy van Pelt I believe it is, for most annoying character ever conceived by humankind. Ever. You all know why.
Nancy Drew because Nancy is an artist.
I make terrible jokes online and in person so at least I’m consistent.
"You think you’re cool because you wear sunglasses inside?? Well you’re not." . Guy on train next to me," I’m blind."
If you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying, " hey wanna see what I made?"
It goes without saying that the muse behind B's Lemonade Stand when I built it was Lucy Van Pelt's Psychiatry Stand
That was a pure Lucy Van Pelt scream.
All drugs will be legalized, but here’s the twist - all dreadlocks will be outlawed. Choose wisely.
Do you ever get angry at people in real life for something they did in your dream?
WOW these slices of cheese feel really cold on my nipples.
“I don’t see any sense in owning something you can’t kick.”. - Lucy Van Pelt
I wonder what my future husband is doing right this second...
I really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time .
Does the 5 second rule apply when you drop the bass?
I don’t remember much about 2009- but I do remember the horror that was “hey soul sister"
"Well hello there Charlie Brown, you blockhead.". -- Lucy Van Pelt.
it's comments like those that help me realise I can be more than a somewhat low rent Lucy van Pelt
Sometimes when writing, it's like muse leaning on my shoulder, running fingers through my hair. Today, she's Lucy Van Pelt holding football.
Listening to my kids music coming from her room and pretty sure screamo is a mix of ska and emo.
If I could have one superpower, it would be the ability to never bite my tongue or get any sort of cut in the corner of my lip again.
A kiss is nothing more than a tender punch from one’s lips.
Let’s just say that I moved that booty to the top of my Netflix queue.
If the ghost in my house is taking a dump then it explains why the toilet paper roller is always empty.
I am the son of Lucy Van Pelt and Charles Brown.
Book borrowing/giving is the biggest form of true love it’s like, “Here’s a piece of my soul that I think you would enjoy."
Re-watching LesMiserables , who knew everyone in 19th century France could sing so well?
If I ever get with a black dude I think we will name our daughter Rachel Profiling.
Considering getting a tattoo of Schulz' artwork of Lucy van Pelt at her psychiatric help stand. "5 cents, please!"
For *** sure you're not Lil Abner or Lucy Van Pelt.
Yes microwave, I will fulfill the sacrifice.
Sure. Wendy Williams and then driving to work listening to Crazy Frog.
We could ask you the same question...
Online shopping gives me a reason to stay alive for 5-7 business days.
I'm thinking of opening a company that makes whoopi cushions - but with- WAIT FOR IT - Whoopi Goldbergs face on each one!
I could REALLY go for a hot glazed doughnut right now...
Sometimes I sit down weird and it feels like my butt cheeks get spread apart and I think I can feel my butt hole touch my underwear.
I want a job where I get paid to do what Im passionate about drawing on pictures in magazines to make it look like people are missing teeth.
I am posting this song as a tribute to a brave soul Lucy Van Pelt who is battling Peta for the right to speak out...
Got a tattoo of Lucy Van Pelt on my neck.
Thanks to some folks, I now have a link to the PETA filing regarding the Huffington Post story I've been posting about. Well, the comments are pretty *** trashy, especially from the rather infamous Lucy Van Pelt, who we've all tangled with. Unfortunately.
from Lucy Van Pelt, urgent, kitty needs a rescue:
said that my hair looks like Lucy Van Pelt (Charlie Brown's friend on Peanuts).
I think every week should have a day in it when boys give presents to girls –Lucy Van Pelt :Charlie Brown Happy national women's day y'all💁
Thanks, had to go to a 4¢ charge to compete with Lucy Van Pelt. RT
Ever since I was a little kid I've suspected that Lucy van Pelt from "Peanuts" grew up to be Suzanne Sugarbaker from "Designing Women".
After all, tomorrow is another day...
I really wanna see the reality TV show Kim and Kourtney take Uganda.
Why the *** do French people always say 'how do you say"? before words they know perfectly well how to say?!!
Its like the soundtrack of my life.
Not yet. Added it to my Netflix queue.
I'm going to buy a little car & drive home to Ok this Summer and listen to this with the windows down. Just me. Tisha
Just finished such a long, long book. One I should have never started.
Oh I've killed before. And now I'm going to have to do it again.
Nothing worse then waking up to get a glass of milk and your daughter asking "hey mom can you help me take nudes?"
Hey ladies- he can do over 2 push ups... just keep that in mind.
Never, ever - take drugs, its rude. Ask politely if you can have some.
I can’t believe that there are still laws in this country that prohibit black people from driving cars into grocery stores.
Just found out that its illegal to impersonate a police horse.
Does anybody else close their eyes and just lay still for long periods of time?
All I need is a little love now and then, but some chocolate will do for now. - Lucy Van Pelt
Filibuster reform is the football and Senate Dems are Lucy van Pelt.
How many times does Harry Reid (Charlie Brown) have to be dissed by Mitch McConnell (Lucy Van Pelt)?
Charlie Brown Voice Actor accused of threatening his ex-girlfriend & doctor. His attorney Lucy van Pelt asked bail to be set at 5 cents!
At Lucy Van Pelt? Good grief! Actor who was voice of Charlie Brown arrested for threats, stalking:
Lucy Van Pelt also described as 'a person of interest'. Voice actor for Charlie Brown arrested in Calif.
Hmm? Wha'? I can't read what you're saying. My protective football helmet is in the way. And I don't even play football!
The reign of terror ends today, Dr. Lucy Van Pelt!!!
Lucy Van Pelt grew up to be Plastic Surgeon for the galpal of SUCH a tease, to this day. Just let him connect ONCE, COME ON!
Voice of Charlie Brown busted on charges of stalking. I blame it on Lucy van Pelt.
There are now rumors Charlie Brown wanted Peppermint Patty, Snoopy and Lucy Van Pelt to do dirty stuff together.
Oh, Dave youre cute in a possibly disabled kind of way.
The very best part about kissing is biting each other’s teeth and trying to not chip them.
Lucy Honeychurch RULES! We named our daughter for her too. With a little Lucy Van Pelt thrown in.
We were in a laundromat and we were both pooping in other peoples clothes dryers.
In all of comics history, has there been a character more evil than Lucy Van Pelt?
"It's my life, and I'm the one who had to live it!". Lucy Van Pelt.
Yea that's true. Its too bad I haven't been with a guy in s0oo0 long that's made me get to say that ;)
Funny how it coincidentally rhymes with your favorite catchphrase. Mo Jizzle.
Im going to leave this one alone without being mean. Lets just say you can kiss whatever you'd like.
You mean name music after your favorite kind of underwear?
Hmm..maybe they will make a song for "guys like you" and call it Grandma Style?
i thought it amusing that he promised again to uphold the Constitution. Reminded me of Lucy Van Pelt and her football..
Things young people say - "We decided to terminate the pregnancy because spring break is coming up."
I am going to stop comparing myself to people over 5'5'' with proportionate bodies and no psychotic episodes.
This could be funny if it was based on something. It just seems random as it stands now Could you site your sources, please?
Your new boyfriend is probably too young to know what Gangnam Style is.
Really REALLY wanted to hear Obama say Fo Shizzle while swearing in his inauguration.
I like how most musicals are about young love and self-discovery and then Sweeney Todd is just about killing men and eating them in pies.
Why you really should date me: I’ll make you watch/read/play everything I enjoy this is a totally good reason, I have amazing taste
On UT's list of sports liars and cheaters: Lucy Van Pelt (for always tricking Charlie Brown and pulling away football) Excellent selection!
I think I have said this before, but I think the character Lucy Van Pelt was made after me! Even though she was made b4 I was born!
The year is 2025. And time is no longer measured with a calender, but with iphone releases.
If you are not interesting, don’t tell people much about yourself. It will make them think that you are mysterious because they are dumb.
It would prolly be pretty awesome, Dave. Think of all the people you don't love you could forget.
Andy Levy and Lucy van Pelt know all the phobias and their definitions.
Very surprised Lucy van Pelt hasn't been hasn't been punched in the face yet.
Broadway fell in love with Pamela Myers in 1970 when she introduced the now quintessential ode to New York City, “Another Hundred People,” in the original cast of Stephen Sondheim's Company, in which she originated the role of Marta. New York audiences also know her as Lucy Van Pelt in Broadway's Sn...
That moment you realize Audrey Horne is basically a grown-up Lucy Van Pelt.
I want my life to be like a candy bar but its not sweet enough for me. And I'm just sick of feeding this machine.
My new dream is to own a lighthouse and live there all alone.
Donkey Kong Country used to be called Donkey Column Country and before that it was called Greece.
Later in life, Lucy Van Pelt married a developer just to get real estate for Christmas.
You are a loser and don't you forget it! — Who do you think you are, Lucy Van Pelt?? Skedaddle.
My New Year’s resolution is to relearn how to sing the entire gibberish part of KoЯn’s 1998 hit song “Freak On A Leash.”
Somehow i see myself as Sally Brown after Linus or Lucy Van Pelt after Schroeder both in love and annoying as yiff XC
The people across the street from me are listening to reggae covers of Radiohead songs.
I spent most of the day worrying that I’d left home without flushing my toilet.
Every girl is looking for a guy who will always know the right emoticon to use to cheer her up.
BREAKING: Wile E. Coyote done negotiating directly with Road Runner. Charlie Brown done negotiating directly with Lucy Van Pelt.
I'm me. And its never enough. Or its to much. Take a pick.
Just got the cutest haircut ! Copied Gennifer Goodwin and now I'm changing my name to Snow.
Resigned to Lucy van Pelt's hair probably until March, or May. Ok.
Lucy van Pelt had the same mouth whenever she called Charlie Brown a blockhead.
I wish I lived in the TV show The Walking Dead.
The best part about having your own place is that you can fall asleep while taking a shower and nobody yells at you.
"I love humanity. It's people I can't stand." -Lucy Van Pelt
WELL...Ive eaten I guess I go home and go back to sleep now.
You’re racist if you think that there is a difference between an egg roll and a chimichanga.
Observing fellow diners and thinking - to have a really good eating experience at Taco Bell you have to be thirteen or poor.
Lucy Van Pelt was kinda of a beyotch with latent homicidal tendencies.
That's how Lucy Van Pelt was treated at Guantanamo.
They don't know I'm not wearing my pajamas under these sheets. I am Lucy Van Pelt! I can do whatever I please!
Sometimes I think we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much for them.
I'll set up a booth like Lucy Van Pelt's. And shout at blockheads.
Pretty sure the only female that understands is Lucy Van Pelt.
The worst thing is watching someone you desperately love drown and not being able to convince them that all they have to do is stand up.
So, according to Mat McBriar tried to pull a Lucy Van Pelt on Charlie Brown Henery?
Dont you think theres a chance that you spend WAY to much time on here reposting others jokes and thoughts??
You have to give me a Christmas present. It says so in the Bible. ~Lucy Van Pelt
You're like Lucy Van Pelt at 100x the price.
But aren't you supposed to wait for January snow before you eat it. According to Lucy Van Pelt, January snow is much sweeter.
I usually harass but his phone is broken so he can't defend himself...or dispute the fact he finds Lucy Van Pelt attractive.
Sounds like you and mom like that old school horror. I bet she would enjoy Mommy Dearest :)
We did that last night. Watched Tenebre. Mother couldn't guess who the killer was.
KoHoSo on Tumblr: Lucy Van Pelt hawking Peanuts ornaments for Dolly Madison.
Your board is blurry and Chocolate Peanut Butter cake is on sale!
NEWS: $500 worth of movie food lost in tragic concessions stand fire. Contents lost: 5 bags of skittles, 3 small sodas, and a medium popcorn
Maybe for Xmas she will get you a DVD player and you two can cozy up together.
Mother doesn't do well with long trips. Maybe I can sneak away without her and catch it.
my house smells like love, nature, and tradition. Yours, Jeff, smells like Lucy Van Pelt.
Just another reason to spit on my tooth brush.
In the spirit of saving water I just spit on mine.
I took a 45 minute train and a 10 minute bus to see it and it was worth it. AND they are giving me the movie poster next week.
Even better the Power Puff Girls live next door to Dexter.
I’m 5 years younger than you think I am. doesn’t matter how old you think I am
I automatically dislike anyone with my name, because it feels like a competition, and let’s be honest you're not winning that.
Just got off the phone with my boss. I always thought I was capable of killing people, but now I really do.
Today I dont feel like doing anything. Except you. I'd do you.
Was in Krogers yesterday and found a shelve of milk - expiration date 12/23 and suddenly knew all would be okay.
Ah, that would be at the intersection of Charlie Brown and Lucy Van Pelt.
I just realized that Steve Harvey is the black Dr. Phil
But I also say "THAT'S IT!" in Lucy Van Pelt's voice all the time, too.
Why not try to kick Lucy Van Pelt's football one more time?
My Lucy van Pelt tree, complete with all the gifts I'm giving this season. Well, not counting stocking stuffers...
Bobbi Wiltshire Nicholas and her foster, Lucy van Pelt, at the Woof Gang event yesterday! Thank you to Ravenscry...
FYI the only Van Pelt I'm truly intererested is Lucy.
Lucy van Pelt is my personal therapist. She's unlicensed, but dirt cheap.
Hannity beat me to it earlier this week: The RNC is Charlie Brown; the DNC is Lucy Van Pelt. The story stays the same.
According to Lucy van Pelt, he's the head of a big eastern syndicate.
Lucy van Pelt, "A Charlie Brown Christmas." Lucy gave me 5 good reasons to include her on this list.
Cindy is in Huey's class. She's like his Lucy Van pelt, except slightly more hood
Sometimes I don't know if I'm more Lucy Van Pelt or Charlie Brown.
Jerry Beck is writing a book about Spongebob Squarepants?! To quote Lucy Van Pelt, "Stop the world, I wanna get off."
Three hours of sleep last night. I'm delirous and not in the good or fun way. The crabby, Lucy Van Pelt, I will cut you way.
wasn't sure at first if you meant Lucy Van Pelt or Lucy Ricardo, so I pictured both. ;)
Lucy Van Pelt: You think you're so smart with that blanket. What are you going to do with it when you grow up? Linus Van Pelt: Maybe I'll make it into a sport coat.
My Fortune Cookie told me, "Don't underestimate yourself. Your social skills are needed by others at this time." I'm Lucy Van Pelt.
Have our holiday cocktails: the Clark Griswold (eggnog style), John McClane (die hard strong) or the Lucy Van Pelt (hot tea) by
PSA: Lucy Van Pelt reminds everyone today that the snowflakes aren't ripe until January!
If Chicago hip-hop artists were the Peanuts gang... Snoopy - Kanye West (most over-the-top and flamboyant, also the most highly-marketed) Charlie Brown - Common (he's got that positive mindset that tomorrow's going to be better) Linus Van Pelt - Lupe Fiasco (the wisest of 'em) Lucy Van Pelt - Shawnna Idon'twantYour Guy (the best-known female, brings plenty attitude with her bars) Sally Brown - Nikki Lynette (girl of SO many philosophies and her own unique view on the world) "Pig Pen" - Twista (his verses can leave your head in clouds of dust with how fast they are) Peppermint Patty - Da Brat (she's the most tomboyish one of them all, but one of the best-hearted too) Marcie - Lstreetz Dalivinglegend (One of the smarter ones, she tends to be soft-spoken-but give her the mic and she's goin' all out!) Franklin - White Boy (Hey, this is the hip-hop artists' version-we gotta reverse the roles with this one) Schroeder - No I.D. (His instrumentals carry all of the above)
People with pretty faces are ways put in charge! So says Lucy Van Pelt!
About eat dinner, then play football with Lucy Van Pelt and kick her in the stomach and then Charlie Brown will join in and the stompfest begins. brown REVENGE
just watched Charlie Brown balloon in Macy's Parade and Lucy Van Pelt(my fav) was on the float.C'mon Lucy move in with me and sure you can bring the Peanuts Gang with you.It will be FUN! ;)
Even if your not a fan of Randy Orton, didn't you always want this to happen to Lucy Van Pelt
Lucy Van Pelt needs to be shot in the head. Just sayin'..
Congrats on your table topics win I'm still thinking about Lucy Van Pelt.
Just commenting on lack of concern for the lowest paid. As Lucy Van Pelt once said "The squeaky wheel gets the grease"
Panda Pic: “I’m entitled to my opinion and you’re entitled to my opinion.” — Lucy Van Pelt: . Panda posted a vid...
"Peculiar thing about this document: it was never notarized" - Lucy Van Pelt
Sometimes I don't think you realize that you could lose me. -Lucy Van Pelt
I like Lucy Van Pelt and The Beatles -.- (
"There has never been more damage done than by people who "thought they were doing the right thing." Five cents, please." - Lucy van Pelt.
Thanks to I can never look at Lucy van Pelt the same. ***
I liked a video from Profile: Lucy Van Pelt (Official)
If Lucy Van Pelt had strawberry blonde hair I would swear she was created after me. Ha ha.
"A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality" - Lucy Van Pelt
You could be Lucy van Pelt. I'm going to be Peppermint Patty and one of the dogs is going to be Snoopy.
I'm supposed to be Lucy Van Pelt from Peanuts tonight but the effect is more "black girl does Zoe Deshenal, looks deranged"
I feel torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.. - Lucy van Pelt
This chick looks like a real life version of Lucy van Pelt and now all I want to do is throw my *** in her.
So, how many days to the election? I know lots of my FB friends have very definite opinions (like Lucy Van Pelt from the Peanuts comic strip) Me? I'm more of the Charlie Brown wishy-washy sort. I will have to do a lot of praying on this. (FB friends, please don't feel you need to sway me one way or the other, just sayin')
This day is the Lucy Van Pelt of my week
My new life goal is to get a Boston Terrier puppy and name her Lucy Van Pelt.
"I started to treat Hillary Clinton as a Lucy van Pelt character" on graphic novel Barack Hussein Obama
I can't help thinking that this would be a better world if everyone would listen to me. ~Lucy Van Pelt
In related news, Lucy Van Pelt is preparing a rebuttal for Sarah Palin. LOL
Lucy Van Pelt: How about cats? If you're afraid of cats, you have ailurophasia. Charlie Brown: Well, sort of, but I'm not sure.
"It's a scientific fact that girls are smarter than boys. And do you know who discovered it? WOMEN SCIENTISTS!" - Lucy Van Pelt
Personally knowing the musical director and Lucy Van Pelt as well as high fiving Schroeder wasn't so bad either ;)
Man Lucy Van Pelt is a go getter. I need to put it in a binder of women! She really takes charge and likes real estate.
Charlie Brown: Hey! I got an invitation to a Halloween party! [dances happily] Lucy Van Pelt: Is the invitation to Violet's party, Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown: Yes. It's the first time I've been invited to a party. Lucy Van Pelt: Charlie Brown, if you got an invitation, it was a mistake. There were two lists, Charlie Brown: one to invite, and one not to invite. You must have been put on the wrong list
Next the GOP is gonna run Lucy Van Pelt with a football.
Schroeder and Lucy Van Pelt, that was you & me (as you reminded me on my birthday). That is how I will always remember you. I am so glad we connected again if only briefly. I'm so sorry I didn't make the time to meet up with you for coffee to talk and reminisce. Eric, you've been in my heart since we first got to know each other at Sing-out and you will stay there forever.
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