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Jordan Peele

Jordan Peele (born February 21, 1979) is an American actor and comedian best known for starring in the Comedy Central sketch series Key & Peele and for his five seasons as a cast member on MADtv.

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Jordan Peele breaks out a drunk, disappointed Barack Obama impression for
Jordan Peele says the “monster” in his horror movie, Get Out, is liberal racism:
Why does Jonathan Taylor Thomas look like a white Jordan Peele?
Jordan Peele's racial horror movie looks absolutely insane. Watch the trailer:
You've never seen a horror movie quite like Jordan Peele's Watch the insane trailer: https:…
Jordan Peele directs this upcoming social commentary horror movie, Here's the first trailer!
.wrote and directed a new horror movie and it looks BONKERS. We're so in. 💥 💥 💥
Jordan Peele got to explain this movie before it premieres.
Oh, Jordan Peele. Nuff said. I'm sure he's the writer of the darker sketches on K&P.
Really impressed by Jordan Peele stepping out of his comfort zone, gonna have to check this out
Wow so Jordan Peele is behind the movie ?? WOW
Meet the parents in the first trailer for Jordan Peele’s horror movie, Get Out. .
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How long has this...thing been going on? From the mind of Jordan Peele, watch the trailer now. In theaters this Fe…
Jordan Peele wrote and directed a new movie that looks creepy (and smart) as ***
Watch the trailer for Jordan Peele's twisted horror thriller
I'm proud to be a part of this!!!Check out the trailer for GET OUT! Congrats looks like u crushed it. h…
I didn't know Jordan Peele went to West York 😂
Did Jordan Peele and Keegan Key just create a movie about saving a kitten? 😂😩
Who taught Keegan-Michael Key the most about being funny on-screen? His partner, Jordan Peele of course.
I want Jordan Peele as my lifeguard cuz he looks buoyant.
"He [Method Man]'s like the rest of us;hehas to wake up one shoe at a time. That's the saying, right?" Jordan Peele
Jordan Peele and Keegan-Michael fake playing stereotypical black people is funny but it's not at the same time .
now enjoy Jordan peele wearing a turtshirt
Chelsea Peretti and Jordan Peele are having a super majestic engagement
I love Jordan Peele and Keegan-Michael Key so much. Keanu was the best thing I've ever seen.
Keegan-Michael Key is the tall bald guy. Jordan Peele is the shorter guy. Not mad, but it messes with the flow of the podcast
Jordan Peele looks like a fat Tyler the Creator
For a fun time, it's KEANU, the comedy starring Method Man, Jordan Peele, Keegan M. Key and Jason Mitchell. http…
It's a no-win situation with politics; it's always going to be stressf...
They really turned Jordan Peele and Chelsea Perretti wedding into a commercial doe
I want to be Jordan Peele and Chelsea's Peretti's child.
Jordan Peele is a foxy and terrifying lady.
I mean, it has its moments, but I just had Jordan Peele shouting "It's a visual medium, man!" the whole time in my head
One of my favorite videos on YouTube is a parody of Trapped in the Closet by Jordan Peele on madtv. Lol
did I show u this? It's a must listen. Talk about self-doubt, talk about fear and persevering despite it
Love my Bae Keegan Michael Key and his toad dog Jordan Peele — watching Keanu at AMC Ontario 30
I liked a video Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele's Tips for Telling Them Apart
the dude reefing my sisters basketball game looks like Jordan Peele
That ref looks like if Obama and Jordan Peele had a love child
Saw him again and this time I though he was Jordan Peele.
Any time I claimed to be white, that would be unacceptable. It just do...
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Jordan Peele and his fiancee eloped but someone may have a problem with!...
Why looks like Jordan peele and uncle Phil fused and made this goofy goober look *** ***
So we've got Keegan-Michael Key as a voice... will we get Jordan Peele too?
2016: Key & Peele give up absolutely everything ... for the kids .
Several years ago with Jane Lynch and Jordan Peele. Faith and Jill Soloway wrote and directed. They have gone...
Jordan Peele: "I'm not one of those guys who wants a girl he's sleeping with to call him daddy... Uncle is fine" 💀😭
I liked a video Ricky Gervais, Jordan Peele and more doing bad impressions
Jordan Peele in makeup is prettier than I will ever be I am angry and impressed
Marcus Morris looks like Jordan Peele wearing a beard
The Jordan Peele/Chelsea Peretti ad campaign for Booking-dot-com is really good.
Four TV spots for Keanu starring Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele: With just two weeks... /via
A band made up entirely of Jordan Peele characters?
Key and Peele join forces with a kitten in 'Keanu' trailer
or what I like to call P-Squared, I aspire to find what you guys have.
Jordan Peele is engaged to Chelsea Peretti?? Lucky. Man.
I love Stuart Scott and how he changed the game but I know he's rolling in his grave when this Jordan Peele looking mf just said "mad chill"
The woman breastfeeding in this looks exactly like Jordan Peele
I had no idea Jordan Peele used to be politician Robert Smalls
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Why do they look familiar? Here. / Is Helping Jordan Peele and Chelsea Peretti Plan Wedding
i found Jordan Peele twin brother on Let's Make A Deal Show.
Jordan Peele does the best Obama impression 😂
Actors Jordan Peele (L) and Keegan-Michael Key arrive at the 2016 in Burbank,
it's either Jordan Peele or a wrestler. I'm leaning towards "wrestler"...
So excited for Any movie with Keegan Michael Key, Jordan Peele, or a gangsta cat is a win in my book. All three is…
Jordan Peele just has the best funniest comedy face
I was raised that emotion was a good thing.
I imagined a skinnier Jordan peele to be honest
Chelsea Peretti and Jordan Peele fake their wedding in campaign for http…
Those Jordan Peele/Chelsea Peretti commercials now make me want a movie about them searching for the perfect wedding venue
The new comedy featuring Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele was the subject of a work-in-progress showing at the festival.
If SNL is so much better than MadTV then how come SNL never had Keegan-Michael Key, Jordan Peele, and Andy Daly?
Chelsea Peretti gets engaged to Jordan Peele after two years of dating via 💐🎉🎈
Just found out that the founder of BuzzFeed is the brother of Chelsea Peretti and that she is engaged to Jordan Peele. Woah.
Mad how much Jordan Peele looks like Louis Litt
I didn't even realize that Jordan Peele and Chelsea Peretti is EXACTLY what I've needed ever since Will Arnett and Amy Poehler split.
One of Matt and I's favorite episodes. Check it out! Scott Thompson!!! Jordan Peele!!
I just read Jordan Peele & Chelsea Peretti are dating. I've always lowkey had a crush on Peele & Peretti's nose is like mine so I approve
Chelsea Peretti & Jordan Peele, new favorite couple alert!
Just found out Chelsea Peretti & Jordan Peele are dating. I humbly offer my services as wedding officiant should they ever need it.
Jordan Peele and Chelsea Peretti are so cute
I hate when ppl call celebs mom and dad but I honestly want celebrity power couple Chelsea Peretti and Jordan Peele to be my parents.
Yeah, it's got Ed Helms, Kevin Hart, Jordan Peele in its voice cast, among others.
Not to mention Michael Ian black, Paul scheer and Jordan Peele. That's insane.
I'll list the players i think should be in space jam 2 . Curry. KD. Pg13. Blake Griffin. Odell. Terio. Nate robinson. Allen Iverson . Me. Jordan Peele
I didn't know Jordan Peele was dating Chelsea Peretti. Comedy golden couple in the making?
Is it me or does ilovemakonen look like Jordan peele from key & peele?
Chelsea Peretti's boyfriend is jordan peele from Comedy Central's key and peele, I did not know that :)
I feel like you and Jordan Peele are the same person...
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like he looks JUST like jordan peele
I added a video to a playlist Jordan Peele of 'Key & Peele' on Getting Notes: "We Have This Wonderful
I liked a video Getting jacked by Jordan Peele - KingBach Vine
remember when Leah said I looked like Jordan Peele
Unless I am wrong, the dog is Keegan-Michael Key and the duck is Jordan Peele
Jordan Peele has gotten really good at his Obama impersonation
People at my job keep telling me I look like Jordan Peele when I got my glasses on
Photo: jamellebouie: I really loved this Zadie Smith profile of Jordan Peele, Keegan-Michael Key, and their...
Zadie Smith profiles Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele and it's perfection:
I had no idea Jordan Peele and Chelsea Peretti were dating! Why is that not the power couple the entire world idolizes!
Highlights from the include meeting heroes Richard Jenkins and Jordan Peele, re-uniting w…
There is a Captain Underpants movie to be released in 2017 starring Kevin Hart, Ed Helms and Jordan Peele.
OMG I didn't know Chelsea Peretti was dating Jordan Peele huge life FOMO
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It helps that Jordan Peele is one of the funniest people on the planet, too
He and Jordan Peele are geniuses. So sharp.
I swear Jordan peele can play any character
Watch comedian Jordan Peele talk about Key and Peele.
Is that Jordan peele? Oh wait nope his names Armando and he's Hispanic...
Jordan Peele is dating Chelsea Peretti? How did I not know this awesome thing?
Jordan Peele makes the memorable characters but i love both Key and Peele equally
Not surprised Chelsea is dating Jordan Peele. Had to be
Just saw who the cat is who sings "Tuesday"...Am I the only one who thinks bruh look like Jordan Peele? Lol
I'm with chance... One looks like Jordan peele but thats it...
'Key and Peele' imagine the dark underbelly of competitive aerobics: . Key and Peele spoofed eve...
Watch Comedian Jordan Peele talk about new season of Key and Peele
That dude ilove makonnen looks like Jordan peele from key and peele
Comedians Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele have been being funny together for over 10 y...
I haven't seen anything you and Jordan Peele have done on your show that hasn't been absolutely hilarious. Thanks, guys
Real talk Jordan Peele is a beast!! He should be an all star Lakergang!!!
i have such a crush on Jordan Peele, it ain't even funny. I'm in constant danger of swooning at times I shouldn't.
Jordan Peele as Stan Lee on tonight's made my night.
Jordan Peele looks like the perfect marriage of Tyler the Creator and ILoveMakonnen.
lol ILOVEMAKKONNEN does look like Jordan Peele.
ILoveMakonnen looks like a Jordan Peele character from Key and Peele
That dude from the Tuesday track looks like Jordan Peele lmao
Y'know, seeing Jordan Peele dressed as Stan Lee in that K&P commercial just really pisses me off.
The guy that sings club goin up on a Tuesday looks like Jordan Peele from Key and Peele
The speaker today seriously reminded of Jordan Peele at times
Ronnie price looks like Jordan from key & peele lol
Jordan Peele could be like Codee brother
went with Ed to his audition today, saw Brian Grazer and Jordan Peele whilst I waited and ate my jumbo beef jerky and it was good
I'm going to take a shower for me, but Jordan Peele is one of the prettiest Sketch Comedy Men in Drag
loved your cameo on Bob's burgers. I love Meegan's voice   10% Off
I think Donald Glover and Jordan Peele are two of the funniest criers I've ever seen.
Photo: teamcoco: Keegan Michael Key and Jordan Peele backstage at CONAN.
Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele are my favorite.
Keegan Michael Key guest starring on Bob's Burgers tonight as yet another character made me incredibly happy. I love him & Jordan Peele.
Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele in Fargo is unexpected and wonderful.
Creators Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele are effin' hilarious. Thank god for some actual talented people on T.V.
Key and Peele fight off alien invaders in season 4 premiere clip: Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele have mad...
Jordan peele of off key and peele looks like Derek fisher
Out of Key & Peele, Jordan Peele is way more talented
Jordan Peele kinda looks like Rappin 4 Tay lol...
Key And Peele on Live: share the story on how they first met, during one of Jordan's performances -
President Clinton answering question from 14 year old Jordan Peele from Key & Peele: submitted by TonsOfUs...
At a White House event in 1993, Jordan Peele asked Bill Clinton an excellent question about government support for struggling single moms.
Key & Peele Describe Their Magical First Meeting: Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele open up to J... via
Last night Key and Peele were hilarious on Jimmy Kimmel Live
*** watch a young Jordan Peele call out his father in a question to President Clinton.
he looks like Jordan Peele and now he talks like a Key & Peele comedy skit. NOICE!
Key and Peele discuss how they first met and funny names on Jimmy Kimmel Live
I love Keegan Michael Key and Jordan peele theyre great
Obama was the best thing for black nerds everywhere. Finally we had a role model. Before Obama, we basically had Urkel. Jordan Peele
Jordan Peele is innovative scientist Percy Julian on tonight's Drunk History season premiere at 10/9c on Comedy Central. Watch the full story now!
Key and Peele Keegan Michael Key and Jordan Peele on Finding Humor in Politics
Photoset: anthonymackies: Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele photographed by Peter Hapak for Variety Emmy...
Things I love in descending order: drinking, Drunk History, Terry Crews, the cadence of drunks explaining history, Lisa Bonet, Jordan Peele
I liked a video Jane Lynch and Jordan Peele's Epic Church-State Breakup!
*”Key and Peele” are poking fun at Donald Sterling in a billboard. But it’s for a good cause… well… sort of. Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele are promoting their sketch comedy show for the Emmys. The Emmy billboard reads… [ 91 more words. ]
Anonymous asked: Do you know what episode(s) Keegan Michael Key and Jordan Peele will be featured in?
Photoset: anthonymackies: Jordan Peele and Keegan-Michael Key photographed by Smallz + Raskind for The...
Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele backstage at the 2014 American Comedy Awards: The 2014 American Co...
Congrats to TadaTheater Nyc alum Jordan Peele for Key and Peele's win at American Comedy Awards.
TRAILER: Fargo (FX Series) TIME Magazine reports: The upcoming FX television adaptation of Fargo — based on the 1996 hit film of the same name — is packed with stars, who all appear in the show’s new trailer. The cable network has been teasing the series for weeks now with several 30-second spots, but this trailer offers a full minute of famous faces and Minnesotan accents. The show centers on a drifter, played by Billy Bob Thornton, who arrives in Fargo and sinisterly manipulates the town’s people, including Sherlock‘s Martin Freeman, Breaking Bad‘s Bob Odenkirk and Dexter‘s Colin Hanks. Also appearing: Kate Walsh, Oliver Platt, Adam Goldberg, Glenn Howerton, Jordan Peele and Keegan-Michael Key. Executive-produced by the Coen Brothers.
Comedy Central has given a development deal to Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele to expand their Critiquer’s Corner “Vandaveon & Mike” characters into an animated series. The series will follow the 12-year-old hall monitors as they…
It looks like DreamWorks adaptation of the Captain Underpants book series is moving forward. The studio has announced some of the film s cast today. Just announced! Ed Helms, Kevin Hart, Thomas Middleditch, Nick Kroll & Jordan Peele are joining Captain Underpants!
The Live Read was amazing. Wendell Pierce, Rebecca Romijn, Jonah Hill, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Lizzy Kaplan, Jordan Peele, Michael Chiklis, Seth Rogen, and Nick Kroll were all fantastic. One of the best experiences I've ever had. Going to sleep like a baby knowing I'll never be able to watch Pulp Fiction the same way again.
Jordan Peele was inspired as Jules, Nick Kroll slayed & Seth Rogen did an AWESOME Lance. 'Pulp Fiction' at LACMA Live Read
People I want to be friends with: Tom Hanks, Ty Burrell, Paul Rudd, Keegan Michael Key and Jordan Peele, Jon Stewart, Joshua Luke, Bill Murray, Jim Gaffigan, not Christopher Michael or James Andrews.
As President Obama addresses the nation on the issues with, the stars of Comedy Central's "Key & Peele" have already translated the speech, like only they can. Watch a clip from Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele's HuffPost Live interview above to see them channel Obama (and his ange...
I keep thinking of that Key and Peele football names skit when I read this lol. Sick names tho, this is the 21st Century gdi
I want Jordan Peele to say it. He does it best.
It's pretty scary how much Davonte Freeman and Jordan Peele (rap hype man characters) look alike.
Why aren't Keegan Michael Key and Jordan Peele posting more more to the key and Peele fb page lol. I need more!
I am sad to say that I'm Jordan Peele in this video...
The vocalist of Killswitch Engage looks like Jordan Peele
Little late, but I've got the hots for Jordan Peele.
That Jameis Winston interview was like a cross between Jordan Peele, Ray Lewis and The Iron Sheik
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I feel like Jameis Winston is like Jordan peele when he talks "I jus give 100%" to everything
Jordan Peele, of Key & Peele fame, did improv comedy with Boom Chicago in Amsterdam around 2001, so I may actually have seen him live.
Celebs sighted in the last 48 hrs: Jordan Peele, Topanga, the girl from Agents of Shield, and Larry David.
Sooo, Jordan from Key and Peele is really hot
hey jordan! I love Key & Peele and watch it all the time i love you, and i love when u dress up its so funny best show ever!
Does anyone else think that I look like Jordan Peele? No? Alright cool.
Miss Lawrence from Fashion Queens looks and sounds like a drag queen version of Jordan Peele, it's uncanny.
I don't look like Frank Ocean, Jordan Peele, Childish Gambino, or Kid Cudi, it flatters me when people say that but I'm just Dwane *** it 😞
Key and Peele's Vandaveon and Mike characters crack me . Mike is so spot on. I almost forget it's Jordan.
I could have sworn that Gosder Cherilus was just Jordan Peele in disguise.
Jordan peele has the best header ever.
actually improvised with Jordan Peele about 14 years ago. He was good.
Key and Peele is even crazier 2014 cc:
Jordan Peele is the black version of Adam DeVine... Just look at them
"Yo I swear this dude in the barbershop look the dude from Key and Peel" Keegan Michael Key or Jordan Peele?
Key & Peele, more radical than they think
Got a favorite from Jordan Peele, I can rest soundly now
Sort of fascinated by Jordan Peele right now.
I looked up what I said and even though it wasn't correct it was also not incorrect - Jordan Peele
The Modern Family episode with Jordan Peele and Adam Devine may or may not be the best experience of my life
Gosh..I love Jordan Peele...what a funny guy
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are u guys fan of Obama or what he's done in his presidency? Really what 1 has?
Jordan Peele looks kinda like a chubby version of Tyler the Creator
I think i had to be cake boss got an *** omg jordan peele says he literally the whole thing. i ♥︎! —
You know anybody can be famous if a person like KingBach made vines wit pagekennedy, Keke Palmer and Jordan Peele from Key & Peele
."The world has wanted me to speak differently than [how] I speak..."
Comic Jordan Peele says, "We can do characters that other people would feel uncomfortable doing."
dudes are awesome!! Watching Wanderlust and Jordan Peele is the funniest part of the movie
I have Jordan Peele as my waiter at Fridays
TODAY: Listeners' Choice Week continues. We've got the rap parody group The Lonely Island (Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer) and then sketch comedy duo Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele of Key & Peele. Note: Yes, there is a glitch with the Fresh Air podcast. Our tech wizards at NPR are working on fixing it. Apologies for the inconvenience.
My pick for sketch artists of the year? Key & Peele. I mean please... they put the p*y on the chain wax, y'all! (Thank you Jordan Peele, Keegan Michael Key, Rich Talarico, Rebecca Drysdale and the whole talented staff for making me laugh my *** off this year.)
Apparently I remind a few people of Jordan Peele...*shrug* I'll take it lol.
After Jordan Peele and I became best friends (thanks to Reddit), I was gilded and I need something to post in the gold lounge before my time is up. What is the /r/lounge/, you ask? It's no big deal. JUST KIDDING! It's a magical place that most of you will never, ever experience with your own eyes. I need something extraordinary to post, so send me every magnificent photo and gif. that you have. The end.
AU Highlights of 2013: Jane Lynch and Jordan Peele lent their awesome talent to support our cause in our Epic Church-State Breakup video.
Another lovely Children's Service @ Christ & St Stephen's at 4 PM ( I held a baby!) got a kiss from Jordan Peele who grew up in our parish, then off to annual gathering of food & friends at The Davidsons where we went from singing Christmas carols to Springsteen! Opened gifts and then howled as the cats plowed tissue paper! Pa's in his kerchief and I'm hunting about for my cap. Now if the dog doesn't bug me too early I may get a longer winter's nap! Merry Merry!!
Just got home from massaging two LOVELY folks: Chelsea Peretti and Jordan Peele. Healing is the best feeling ever. Merry Christmas friends, stay healthy x
EXCLUSIVE: Universal Pictures has made a deal with Keegan-Michael Key, Jordan Peele and Judd Apatow to write an untitled feature comedy vehicle for the two
Went to the Live Read tonight at LACMA for the reading of 'Raising Arizona' - the cast was: Director: Patton Oswalt H.I. - played by Timothy Olyphant Ed - played by Amy Poehler Nathan Arizona - played by Jeff Garlin Gale and Evelle - played by Key and Peele Glen - played by Michael McKean Pretty amazing. Especially when the sound cue for the theme song failed and Amy Poehler and Jordan Peele sang the Raising Arizona theme song.
Nothing better than KEY & PEELE!! I cannot wait for their movie (next year hopefully)! Keegan Michael Key + Jordan Peele x Judd Apatow producing/directing = AWESOME!
the skinny one is Keegan Michael Key and the one with glasses is Jordan Peele
I loved that they brought in Keegan Michael Key and Jordan Peele for that one, made it even better than it already was
I've been a fan of Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele since before they were stars of "Key & Peele".
Jordan Peele looks like a black Seth Rogan.
Judd Apatow has partnered with Key & Peele stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele to develop a movie for the duo
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DE-News : Keegan-Michael Key (left) and Jordan Peele both started their careers at Second City, Peele in Chicago...
Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele each have a white mother and black father, and a lot o...
On Wednesday night’s The Daily Show, host Jon Stewart invited a panel of guests to decide if the things happening in the media right now are racist or not racist. Keegan-Michael Key, Jordan Peele, and Jessica Williams discussed some of the things some media outlets have dubbed as racist including Sa...
Jordan Peele and Keegan Michael Key were Jon Stewart’s guests on “The Daily Show” Wednesday night, but the stars of “Key & Peele” came out early to participate in a panel discussion regarding whether certain words spoken and written by politicians and the media are racist, or not racist. One of the...
I swear Jordan Peele looks like a turtle.
Tune-in tonight to see Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno! 11:35et/10:35c on...
hi I'm Keenan Michael Key and I'm Jordan Peele and this is Key and Peele
Jordan Peele and Keagan Michael-Key are the best comedy duo of all time nooo doubt
Season 3 of 'Key & Peele' Is Thankfully More of the Same - by Roger Cormier Key &Peele returns tonight at 10:30 p.m. eastern on Comedy Central. With Comedy Bang! Bang! at the beginning of their month-long hiatus, it’s much safer to write that when Key &Peele returns tonight for the premiere of their third season, they will be doing so as the funniest sketch comedy show currently on television. With former MadTV stars Keegan Michael Key and Jordan Peele co-w...
Kroll Show (feat. Jordan Peele of Key & Peele): Ref Jeff - Back on the Court . via McTube for YouTube.
Jordan Peele does such a perfect Obama voice
That's not Jordan Peele. That's the other guy
Jordan Peele is a random Big in the sturdy wings program. I'm just imagining him as Hingle McCringleberry
is that supposed to b drake or Jordan peele
Have to repost Arscheerio Paul because: Jordan Peele as Tupac, Seth Rogan as Gary Coleman
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Devotional for 06/06/2013 Daybreak: Genesis 13:1-18 "And Lot lifted up his eyes, and beheld all the plain of Jordan, that it was well watered every where, before the Lord destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah, even as the garden of the Lord, like the land of Egypt, as thou comest unto Zoar. Then Lot chose him all the plain of Jordan; and Lot journeyed east: and they separated themselves the one from the other." - Genesis 13:10-11 Decisions that are based solely on short-term advantages are not always the best ones. For instance, suppose you need a new vegetable peeler. In the kitchen utensil aisle of your grocery store, you find a simple stainless model for $1.99. However, in looking over the options, you also see an Oxo Good Grips I-Series Swivel Peeler for $11.89. At that point you are faced with making a decision: which peeler should you buy? If you are only concerned with the short-term advantages, you will pick up the inexpensive peeler—after all, you would save $9.90! But if you are concerned about the lon ...
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I can't decide which Emma is the hottest. Stone, Watson or Roberts. Thoughts?
Right guy in an hour I am wanting everyone's names for the apprentice winner 2013. I am goin to start by nabbing the wee guy Jordan. Ross Collins Ross Smith Claire McMahon James Loughlin
you might have overactive sweat glands if u're finishing a run hoping the elastic to your shorts doesn't give out due to weight and gravity. OR you could just be a runner and it's summer weather.
Is it sad that when I throw a banana peel out while I'm driving, I immediately think of Mario Kart?
Does anyone know how to tint windows?before friday
I am sorry I have exhaust on my car, but do not run up to my car in public and yell at me for peeling out in the neighborhood everyday. I have never once peeled out let alone gone over the speed limit in the neighborhood. Then she feels like accusing me if stopping in the middle of the street to rev my engine and floor it...uhm I stopped to let two squirrels run across the road then i went 15mph 20 feet to the stop sign then turned. Get your facts straight before you try to make me look like a bad person. Ok, my rant is over.
Attakus Jorden A. Was so good last night, I'm still thinking about it, totally had a Sid Beret Peel Sessions vibe! I don't know who said Roger Waters? it was totally in the vibe of Sid's solo stuff and peel sessions! quirky little phycodelic acoustic songs, love it! listen to the Sid B peel sessions, and you'll see what I mean, I could be wrong, often am, but I ain't never heard Roger W do quirky little songs like that! been thinking bout em all day, u go Jorden!!!
Dana, I was left with three walmart bags of crawfish tails. Got them all peeled and boy, my fingers are rough.
I'm taking recommendations for a fun fast-ish read. If u have the book I can borrow...even better! (Mystery, or romance, or funny..)
Nic's back. Is it wrong to want to feed young men pancakes? Is that too much like "Hey there, little boy, want some candy?" except with pancakes? If it is, then, call me a pervo; because, that boy will be eating the orange/craisin, coconut-fried wonders.
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Fantastic day at the TT - Loud bikes; loud rock music; and we're sharing the hotel with a group of loud German bikers! Mad Sunday tomorrow and riding the circuit. No speed limit on mountain part of the circuit. whoope We're like a couple of teenagers out on their 1st date.
Everyone keep an eye out for some very special highlights in tonight's GMCW show. Dana J. Nearing singing peel me a grape is fantastic. Stu Goldstone and Eric Peterson singing the grass is always greener is hilarious and sung at an exceptionally high level. John Fazakerley as our very own Marilyn. And Garrick Jordan proving that we are the light and the future. So sad I'm not singing but the men of GMCW always inspire me. Keep it up brothers.
Love it when Lauren Holmes asks me if she can peel me 󾌴 lol then calls me a Jew cuz I said no! 󾌴 Strange child...
Most of us are pretty well cooked...and the surfing crew are just extremely well done : ) We're having a great time!!! (evidently the sunblock is NOT working) We sure will make some rosy pictures though!!
POETS (toronto mainly); It saddens me to announce that ive been barred from performing as a feature accompany musician for all events in the near future. Surprised by this, inquiries were made as to the why. After discussing it with the organizer I dont have any clear comprehension of the who or what is standing in my way. Ive been informed that someone in the community "would be unhappy with you (me) featuring at the show" but nothing further has been said officially on the subject. I won't speculate on what I think is actually happening behind the scenes but I do respect the decision made. I dont feel ive been treated fairly but thats not why Im writing now. I would like to encourage the situation be diligently probed. If there are legitimate reasons someone is hurting form my existence then thats a serious matter and should be discussed immediately (and im fine with that discussion being public). Ive been told I can show up and be a part of the slams...but not perform as a feature. So hypothetically I ...
This is from The Futon Critic's page for the fourth season: In the upcoming fourth season, Bob subs as a home-ec teacher at the kids' school; Linda sings at her high school reunion; the family creates a local Super Bowl commercial for the restaurant; and the kids set a trap for Santa. The fourth season will feature guest voices from some of the top names in comedy, including Molly Shannon, Bobcat Goldthwait and Jordan Peele, as well as returning guest voices Kevin Kline, Megan Mullally, Ken Jeong, Rob Huebel, John Michael Higgins, Will Forte, Paul F. Tompkins and Sarah and Laura Silverman. Yes, the plots and guest stars are for real.
Should I go ahead and have a cup of coffee or just read and hope I fall asleep. Insomnia is not my friend. Which causes me to ask, any great book recommendations? I'm reading The Round House and it is very good.
Meet Scott Belkner. A perfect example of pushing your self to the limit no matter what set backs life throws at you. We seriously envy this guy!
Im felling fresher than a peppermint$$
Ah whatever happened to having fun on Saturdays I'm so bored!!! I miss my kids now...sleep sleep that's all that goes on...dang why is it like this
AS promised I bought pomegranate shell powder today. The health benefits are 1000 fold. One of the main uses of this powder is for the eradication of worms. It is a natural product that can be purchased quite cheaply. I was so thrilled to be able to buy the powder already done. So look for this on my website soon. I will also be posting a herbal tea using pomegranate powder and green tea and many herbs for your stomach, for colon problems, kidney problems and swollen stomachs. So will work on this later on. I have already added the prices for the lufft on the website and need to grind the lufft. I am just thrilled with everything. I am so honored. I received a new thank you today in my email. Hi Maria I wanted to let you know that your package arrived here today, from Jordan! I have been to Jordan, to Amman, and to the Dead Sea. Thank you for the wonderful products. The honey spice mixture smells so Delicious! I am telling my friends about you, and I will be ordering from you again for sure! Man ...
*making food for Penny* ~Albert *wakes up in Betty's cave, rubs eyes* ~Henry *sleeping* ~Oliver *laying on the couch* ~jordan
Dearest Comedy Central, Since Dave Chappelle left you have given sketch shows to Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, Nick Swardson, Sarah Silverman, Amy Schumer, Keegan-Michael Key, Jordan Peele, Nick Kroll and Ben Hoffman. And none can do more than 1 or 2 good sketches per 30 minutes. Why not put them all in one show? You wouldn't have to cancel it after a year, and you could create a new yin to the the yang of SNL. Ala In Living Color, Kids in the Hall or MadTV.
Mark Duplass and Jordan Peele both on The Mindy Project tonight. apparently knows all my comedy crushes
If you, Joel McHale, Keagan Michael Key, Jordan Peele, and Nick Swardson got into a Hunger Games-like deathmatch_ Who would win?
Gafilta Fresh (Keegan-Michael Key) and Dr. Dreidel (Jordan Peele) are the number one Bar / Bat Mitzvah entertainers in Nassau County, NY. This is their story. From…
Aright guys, some of you have clearly thought this out already, but which East Coast/West Coast player are you?
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Jordan Peele is the funniest dude Hines
Is it just me. Or does Jordan Peele kind of look like Tyler, the Creator?
I liked a video Jordan Peele On Meeting President Obama - CONAN on TBS
"When the belly starts to grow the titties show and everyone knows I love titties" -Jordan Peele 😂
Dueling Morgan Freemans: From Key and Peele on Comedy Central.Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele have to ...
Check out comedians Keegan Micheal Key and Jordan Peele playing table tennis. Not one of their skits but still funny :)
I have to say I have watched you since MadTv and you and Jordan Peele are my favourite sketch comedians ever!!
'Yo dawg, screw that negativity man' - Jordan Peele
Casting Featured Background Actors for a SAG film in Los Angeles: The Side Kick- A Super Hero film Director Michael Weithorn: Creator of The King of Queens TV Show Starring Rob Benedict, Josh Myers, Ron Livingston,Lizzy Caplan, Laura Silerman, Jason Ritter, Nick McCallum and Jordan Peele many more Hollywood actors. Filming in Los Angeles: December Friday 14th- Sushi bar customers and 2 waitress ... Saturday 15th- customers at a Laundromat... Tuesday 18th- Club Scene dressed as super Heroes ... costumes will be provided Monday 17th- Elementary Age kid Sorry no pay, but you get to work with some great Hollywood Actors! Let Lisa V know asap if your interested and if you have some friends that would like to be a extra!
Can't sign into my netflix account on my phone :( lord help me
you need to come to Detroit and party and the Phi Kap house again one night! Phi Kappa Theta for life. Bring Jordan Peele.
TADA! alum Jordan Peele has blown up this past year! Could not be more proud! Hope we see you soon Jordan!
Tell me why ... looks like Jordan Peele
hey i saw in one of the shows u were wearing a key and peele hat with a big KP on it... did u customize that or can i buy it?
Kanye kinda looks like a darker Jordan peele
can i just jump in and say he looks like jordan peele tooo. Ok im done
0__o one Jordan put me on Key & Peele, and another one reminded me of it . the universe is trying to tell me something!
Lol Jordan peele funny af. his obama impression is uncanny.
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