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Joe Theismann

Joseph Robert Joe Theismann (born September 9, 1949) is a former quarterback in the National Football League (NFL) and Canadian Football League (CFL).

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Fun fact: Joe Theismann has the most career Week 1 INT's versus the in history. Yes, even if you factor out 1985, it's still true.
God wants Joe Theismann to be happy.
Ask Sid Vicious, this is more gruesome than the Joe Theismann injury. .
Hanging out with former Joe Theismann at the Kaman Conference!
Wonder how irate Joe Theismann will be about this?
On the call for Thursday's game on NBC4/CSN: Kenny Albert (play-by-play), Joe Theismann (color), Clinton Portis (sidelines)
. I can still remember Joe Theismann getting his leg broken 😳😱
Joe Theismann actually responded to me
Joe Theismann, Jarious Jackson, Will Fuller and Stephon Tuitt days away from kickoff...
4 Kirk 4 next interview- he is @ 12k yards w skins. After this year probably 16k. Could pass Joe Theismann at the end of 2019.
Don't worry, Joe Theismann already told me about the P pills. Getting old ***
Scott Player was the last player to wear the single-bar mask. I'm nearly certain Joe Theismann was the la…
Why Joe Theismann is dead wrong about this 11-1 Cowboy team has to immediately ATTACK J.
Watching Phoenix protest vids like it was Joe Theismann on replay/rewind.
In all seriousness I am very rattled and I immediately teared up in my car. I feel like how LT must've felt if Joe Theismann was a raccoon
Lawrence Taylor's tackle that causes Joe Theismann to break his leg and end his career, 1985.
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On sexism @ woman doing NFL play-by-play, not sexist. Joe Theismann sucked. Some just do. Does she talk like that at home? ;)
Not a fan of either ODB Jr or the Giants but dang hits like that reminds me of, Joe Theismann. Didn't like t…
Sometimes we makes mistakes. Joe Theismann made one about D.J. Swearinger -
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." Joe Theismann
I added a video to a playlist Entrepreneur Tips and Advice : Joe Theismann interviews Brad A…
Joe Theismann interviews Founder Brad Adams in really interesting interview.
Joe Theismann feels shiver over Kevin Ware injury via
LT hit Joe Theismann&ended his career.2006 Carson Palmer HS his knee destroyed,neither time did the league act.
how many SuperBowls Dan Marino, Wade Wilson, Jim Kelly, and Joe Theismann got all together.that's right 1..same as Flacco
Jeff Garcia, Warren Moon, Joe Theismann more recently Cam Wake all played CFL. Come tear it up up here for a year!
ON THIS DAY: 1971. After beating Texas in the Cotton Bowl, QB Joe Theismann made the cover of Sports Illu…
Joe Theismann on tagging KC: "To put him on a 1-year contract, your saying to the players that 'we're not sure that this…
Joe Theismann says Kirk Cousins is still getting better: "I believe he can be in top 10 in the NFL" at the QB spot befor…
Joe Theismann slams 49ers for giving Kaepernick award
Joe Theismann as Eric Hitchmough: "I don't agree with that in the workplace."
Colin Kaepernick's award for courage criticized by Joe Theismann
Joe Theismann slams 49ers for giving Colin Kaepernick award
The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Joe Theismann on Tony Romo & Ben Roethlisberger on Antonio Brown: via
"Last night, Dan just let his emotions go.". I spoke w/Joe Theismann today about the owner's box turned dance fl…
Joe Theismann wannabe out there smh
Rock Calendar 11-18-85: Joe Theismann's 12 year NFL career ends when he breaks his leg after being hit by Lawrence Taylor of the NY Giants
.worse career ending injury Joe Theismann or Dale Earnhardt?
Irish legend Joe Theismann chats with fellow domer and current DC Greg Hudson at our gameday morning shakeout. h…
Another NFL game, Washington leads Buffalo 21-16 in the 4th quarter at FedEx Field with Kenny Albert, Joe Theismann.
Joe Gibbs and Joe Theismann dual signed Washington Redskins Logo Football by myautographshop
Great honor to feature Fred Biletnikoff, Joe Theismann, Willie Brown, Cliff Branch, Eli Gold and more to help us pay tribute to Stabler HOF
I worked hard. I worked late. I went in early. I did everything I could to gain an advantage.
Tuesday Trivia: Joe Theismann's name was originally pronounced "Thees-man." A sports director at his college...
Yeah that's Joe Theismann and he's wearing his Superbowl ring
I offer myself of Secretary of Manning Hazing. Take that Joe Theismann.
Joe Theismann played in a rough era and has the injuries to prove it:
it's nice to see a picture of Joe Theismann without an extra right angle in his leg.
When I can 10 or 11, my mom was the one out there catching passes for me. She was my prime rec
Joe Theismann just asked Josh Norman why he came to DC.uhh idk Joe. maybe the 75 mil we just paid the man?
Notre Dame's Joe Theismann in the grasp of the Texas defense at the 1970 Cotton Bowl.
Completely useless training camp point: Joe Theismann might be able to fit the entire offensive line under his umbrella
Joe Theismann and Clinton Portis join Chick Hernandez and Kenny Albert in the Redskins preseason booth.
We need to honour the last QB's to wear the single bar.. John Reaves of USFL, Joe Theismann of NFL and Tom Wilkinson of CFL
Joe Theismann responds to Lawrence Taylor joking he did QB a favor by ending his career - USA TODAY
Might have some special guests at Home Opener tailgate Thursday!. Hint: we definitely do! 👉 https…
Greats Joe Theismann, Damon Allen, Pinball Clemons & Rocket Ismail will be attending the tailgate and home opener…
Don't Miss: Lawrence Taylor: Joe Theismann should thank me for snapping his leg (Video)
SPINZONE: Joe Theismann doesn't have CTE so I guess you're welcome Joe
Theismann responds to Taylor's joke: Former Redskins QB able to laugh it off, but...
Lawrence Taylor thinks he did Joe Theismann a favor in snapping QB's leg
Theismann reacts to LT's joke about ending QB's career
Argonauts release: Joe Theismann, Damon Allen, Pinball Clemons and Rocket Ismail are attending the team's home opener…
Lawrence Taylor: I did Joe Theismann a favor when I broke his leg -
Daniel Snyder, Joe Gibbs and Joe Theismann pleased with Redskins name poll results
Custom of Joe Theismann for the Triangle Classic for Montana State University in Great Falls on…
Joe Theismann in 1983, the year he won the MVP!
Joe Theismann on Alfred Morris: Cowboys getting an 'incredible, first-class...
Joe Theismann: I worry for Tony Romo; I would say there's probably a two-year window for him - Dallas Morning News…
Thank You. I really used to like that show. The first season was hosted by Joe Theismann. They thought it was a sport at first
I, alas, have been carrying around the weight of Joe Theismann for 30some years now.
The funniest thing Adam Sandler has ever been in was his cameo in Brooklyn 99. "Sock in the mouth, 1300 dollars, Joe Theismann."
Rob Burgee had a great opportunity to hear an NFL Legend, Joe Theismann, speak at an event in Dallas about how he...
No matter how great you are, the next great one is already sitting there wa...
Joe Theismann's Restaurant on Don't forget the dessert. Was so good the parents ordered one after seeing kid…
This movie is making me nostalgic for the comedy of the Joe Theismann hit.
Joey Donofrio hanging with legend Joe Theismann picking up some tips
Andy Watson Interview by NFL Legend Joe Theismann. I was invited to be ...
HC Tom Landry instructs QB Joe Theismann at practice before 1983 Pro Bowl.
About a crippled beggar who got dumped outside the temple… "What If Joe Theismann Got Up?"
I'd keep an eye on too. When I'm rocking my Joe Theismann style furs, I've always got my eyes peeled for those nuts.
Rod scored a football autographed by Joe Theismann! How cool is that?
Listening to Joe Theismann talk about the value of coaching. Awesome!
"Don't let your kids accept a participation trophy. It's the first step to mediocrity. " ... Joe Theismann
Rome I once had a bruise on my leg and the Doc said "what are you doing here? Get out of here!" Sincerely Joe Theismann
Special celebrity guest Joe Theismann as he shares with us today!
Joe Theismann just said that Aaron Rodgers has the most velocity on a football in the history of the game. I just cut the tv off. Blasphemy.
- Luck has the potential to be really good but will likely end up in the QB ranking neighborhood of a Joe Theismann.
DJing a pre game event hosted by Joe Theismann, Jim Kelly, and Curley Culp. Food catered by NOBU.
He drafted Joe Theismann even though we had Bob Griese
Joe Theismann stopped by the Museum with Brig. Gen. Ronald Kirkland, the...
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Jeff Garcia was CFL before he came to the NFL. Warren Moon, Joe Theismann too
Matthew Stafford passed Steve Grogan, Joe Theismann, and Ken O'Brien for 67th all-time in pass attempts.
I never knew who Joe Theismann was other than a human who had to go to restroom alot .
Sad news for DC sports fans. Had a chance to interview him once. Lots of stories, from Jesse Owens to Joe Theismann.
In the next game you play I hope someone Joe Theismann's your *** You suck, gtfo of Houston.
Somebody needs to do to Russell Wilson like Lawrence Taylor did to Joe Theismann snap
Should I @ Connor Cook and tell him I hope he gets Joe Theismann'd?
People who have been on my flights and I knew we were good: Joe Theismann, Gale Sayers, Dave Chapelle, Sen. Jim Bunning, David Aldridge.
I want to strip at Joe Theismann's wedding held at the Mr. Formal in Vancouver, WA
Joe Theismann: Manziel going to Dallas would be 'just one more act in the circus'
Didn't Joe Theismann legally change his name to rhyme with the .
The Joe Theismann Heisman house is actually really funny if you know the backstory about it
Today, JJ Watt is exactly as old as Lawrence Taylor was the day he broke Joe Theismann's leg: 9,754 days .
Dinner @ Joe Theismann's on Sunday-pls bring a toy gift for our kids to give to their family! 8:30 pm
Johnny will be known as the second coming of Joe Theismann five years from now in DC after Jay Gruden taps his talent.
Joe Theismann just said don't leave Trent Williams on a island with Greg Hardy 😂😂😂...don't leave Greg Hardy on a island with Trent I'd say
Joe Theismann: Lawrence Taylor snapping my leg was 'a blessing': If you say so, Joe.
No pressure Kirk Cousins, but Billy Kilmer, Joe Theismann, Doug Williams and Mark Rypien are in attendance. Might not wanna have a bad game.
Joe Theismann neatly summarises the situation
Nick Chubb injury = right up there with Joe Theismann, Willis McGahee, Kevin Ware & Patrick Edwards on The Gruesome Scale.
Joe Theismann gave an inspirational speech at the National Spine and Pain Meeting! Thanks
Emmett Smith? How about Joe Theismann, he never stops speaking.
Through the tv screen, Roman Gabriel, & maybe Joe Theismann, sounded the best, of any pro QBs I heard snap count or audible. Gabby was nice.
That replacement punt just a tad better than Joe Theismann's.
hi, Joe Theismann here with super beta prostate [pisses all over the new throw rug]
NFL tried to stop 'Blind Side' from using Joe Theismann video
maybe he should advertise Super Beta Prostate like Joe Theismann
Jason Smith plays Dexter Manley's rant to Joe Theismann for the 1st time
The only way Washington will come back in this game is if they brought back Joe Theismann, John Riggins and .Terrible team.
During the Joe Theismann interview, Dan looked like we was getting a "back in my day" speech from his girlfriend's father.
Bryant Gumbel, Joe Buck, Joe Theismann, and Peter King at half.guest commentary by emmitt smith?
Jim Brown, Richard Dent, Franco Harris, Joe Theismann and Bill Cowher are in a skit w/
talking about Cathy Lee Crosby then Joe Theismann shows up on Colbert 5 minutes late
No, he made a cameo with legends Jim Brown and Franco Harris and also Joe Theismann for some reason on Colbert.
Wow...Jim Brown, Joe Theismann, Franco Harris, Bill Cowher and Richard Dent all with cameos on tonight. Good stuff.
I take back forty percent of what I've ever said about Joe Theismann, and 90 percent of what I've said about Franco Harris.
Joe Theismann? Really. He's awful. Awful. Franco Harris on the other hand is the man.
Joe Theismann: " A genius is someone like Norman Einstein".
Bayless tried out for American Gladiators but left when Joe Theismann was replaced with Todd Christensen.
when Hamlin gets tired at lap 20, Gibbs is putting Joe Theismann in the car.
Let's be honest, 8 days from now it won't matter if Joe Theismann, Sammy Baugh, Doug Williams, or Mark Rypien were starting for the Redskins
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Why doesn't Joe Theismann like the Heisman winners? Cause he wasn't one?
Jim Plunkett and Herschel Walker get an unexpected visit from notable Heisman runner-up Joe Theismann. Or do...
Actually, I think Joe Theismann would break vine.
every QB? oh and this article featuring Montana?
The great Joe Theismann just said Martrell Spaight (has impressed him throughout the preseason
I believe Joe Theismann just criticized something the Redskins did on the field. Weird.
I felt the need to school Joe Theismann about the "iPads" the coaches are using. Like what I see with Skins so far
What planet does Joe Theismann live on?
Watching the game and Joe Theismann just called the Microsoft Surface an iPad. Steve Jobs is laughing from above.
remember when used to go on about how no one supports Brady?.
Joe Theismann is taking it to the next level from the company shill point of view
I swear they just pre-recorded Joe theismann and are dubbing him over the game.
The stadium is empty. But Joe Theismann is excited about tonight's Redskins game.
Joe Theismann just called Blake Bortles a "special quarterback." He once thought Jay Fiedler was going to be a Pro Bowler.
cheaters never win he'll end up getting the Joe Theismann
Dave Grohl should have been Joe Theismann's backup in DC.
Joe Theismann: DeflateGate ruling marks 'a great day for the National Football ... - Washington Post:...
DC Sports Bog: Joe Theismann: DeflateGate ruling marks ‘a great day for the National Football League’: Many fans…
Joe Theismann: "Roger [Goodell] just mucked this thing up so bad.The league attacked Tom Brady, unjustifiably."
ICYMI: Joe Theismann said, 'Write it down, Sam Bradford is gonna be an All-Pro this season' | ht…
Learn new and insightful managing tips from 12-year NFL veteran Joe Theismann at the Annual Convention!
I couldn't say it any better than Joe Theismann.
"There isn't anything in the Ted Wells report that said, 'Tom Brady told someone to [suck the balls]." Joe Theismann said.
Can someone go help get Joe Theismann's nose out of Tom Brady's butt, please? Holy cow!
Wow!! Joe Theismann went TO THE WALL defending Tom Brady on ESPN Radio.. Very impressed with his knowledge of THE FACTS, not hyperbole!!
Joe Theismann is on ESPN radio saying Brady was completely blameless and had no knowledge of
Joe theismann took a lot of shots to the head man...
Joe Theismann joins ESPN 1320 to talk about Brady's win in court. Stream us!
I hope he gets Joe Theismann sacked. Cheater!!!
Thank You Joe Theismann. You supported our QB when other players were chastising him. You are a stand-up guy. Thank You sir. featured in NBC s Science of Love
Me and Roto like Bo and Marcus. Or maybe John Riggins and Joe Theismann.
"I don't really believe there is." - Joe Theismann on if there is any way Dan Snyder changes the team name.
Has Ben Lyons been calling Joe Theismann a Hall of Famer? THAT will be an awkward interview in a few minutes, because he's not.
Joe Theismann on ESPN radio saying Tom Brady is innocent. NFL WRONG.
Redskins and Notre Dame legend Joe Theismann taking his love for Mirimichi to Lake Tahoe for the…
Image of a football player standing on the field next to a coach and pointing with his right arm.
during hole 6 when joe theismann asked him out loud if he had a boy or girl he said boy named Silas after my grandfather!
My brother *** living in Northern VA. Joe Theismann told him he can fish on his land when he wants, & he just met Orel Hershiser at dinner
Andre the Giant hoists Joe Theismann in the air like a rag doll because he was Andre the *** Giant.
Joe Theismann loves tanker stocks & hates the Iran nuclear deal. Here's what he told on today:.
Thx CNBC! I really care that Joe Theismann thinks the Iran deal is bad for his children. *** How many concussions does it take to say that?
This was the first time I've seen Joe Theismann interviewed on TV about stocks where he didn't mention $KERX. Wonder if he moved on?
Joe Theismann is talking about oil, tanker stocks and Iran deal on CNBC. Ugh.
I swear I haven't been drinking. But did I just see this on CNBC? Theismann likes tanker stocks. Thanks, Joe. Wonder if LT is shorting them.
On 1-3pmET: sports heavy hitters Joe Theismann, John Elway, Steve Kerr, and Jonathan Thomas, the man sponsoring the event!
ICYMI: Joe Theismann compares the Redskins' name change debate to Caitlyn Jenner
connect passion of the past with the present and future. I.e old Exhib stadium with New BMO field, joe theismann to Ricky Ray
Theism an truly is a *** I liked him when he was a Argo though. My bad.
"You're never quite sure." . Coach Gibbs likens injury to Theismann's:
"Former NFL QB Joe Theismann: 'We do not have a reserve'" . Ruling: False.
The real issue here is that Fox would recruit Joe Theismann as a pundit. He has the intellect of an avocado.
This is what happens when Joe Theisman tries to act like an expert on anything other than being sacked by the Giants.
In case you thought writing for would preclude me from interviewing a former NFL player:
You're an extremely ignorant ex jock.
Former NFL QB Joe Theismann: 'We don't have a reserve'
Pro football great Joe Theismann claimed on national TV that the U.S. has no military reserve. False.
Refreshing ahi tuna on a humid summer day @ Joe Theismann's Restaurant
Joe Theismann's defense of Washington's NFL team name goes really, really bad.
Best of the Best: Decide who advances between Joe Theismann and Brian Mitchell:
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