Joseph Robert Joe Theismann (born September 9, 1949) is a former quarterback in the National Football League (NFL) and Canadian Football League (CFL).
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I met Nessler in 2003. Great sense of humor, but Joe Theismann was a great to my 5 year old daughter. Joe is a super gracious guy.
is that Joe Theismann of Redskins fame?
now that Joe Theismann is done...yes.
My New Years resolution:. Work less & play more-that's my new motto in life! Joe Theismann
Men are 2.5x more likely to vote for Joe Theismann on our The Best Quarterbacks of All Time list. Vote
Paul on the phone with joe theismann nbd
From our archives On Nov, 19, 1985, Joe Theismann had his leg broken on a tackle by Giants star Lawrence Taylor,
I've never wished a career ending injury on anybody. Until now. Joe Theismann close your eyes.
Theismann completes pass to Joe Washington into Bears territory. Todd Bell puts a big hit on him to force fumble recovered by Otis Wilson
I honestly think joe theismann will
Wait. You did write it. This one, right: And Joe Theismann said to slap you.
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Joe Theismann and I have the same issues
I hope Suh's career ends up like Joe Theismann's career.
Aaron Rodgers needa chill before he gets Joe Theismann'd
I miss the team of Mike Patrick, Joe Theismann and Paul Mcguire
I can wait for Leon McQuay III to disappoint teammates Joe Theismann IV and Zenon X. Andrusyshyn in the Grandchildren Grey Cup.
the stunning climax is a confrontation btw Burt and Joe Theismann. At a batting cage.
NY Rangers TV commentator,Joe Michiletti, a sort of,Joe Theismann for hockey.
I'm giving away: Joe Theismann & Joe Gibbs - Washington Redskins. Check it out -
Better all-time quarterback? Joe Theismann, Ken Stabler or Tom Brady - find out the stats:
that's what I also call the Kevin Ware and Joe Theismann injuries.
Reggie Miller is GOD AWFUL as a commentator. Joe Theismann level bad...
Joe Theismann is a better example :)
This Diners, Drive-In's and Dives is fantastic, first was Guy and Kid Rock, then Joe Theismann - I bet the third segment has Darren Rovell
Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein. -- Joe Theismann
On this day in 1985 - Joe Theismann (Washington Redskins) broke his leg after being hit by Lawrence Taylor (New York Giants). The injury ended Theismann's 12 year National Football League (NFL) career.
Joe Theismann says Washington should start Kirk Cousins over RG3 on
Ed (Too Tall) Jones stalking Joe Theismann. Football at its best!.
Everett Golson now has 31 career TD passes, which ties Joe Theismann for seventh in school history
1983 NFL MVP Joe Theismann hanging out with special teams coaches Joe DeCamillis & Keith Armstrong on the field.
My fav QB RB combo is Joe Theismann and John Riggins. Which combo do the guys rate this season.
Taylor's injury has me, my dad & my brother reminiscing on Kevin Ware, Anderson Silva & Joe Theismann's injuries
Am I the only one that had flashbacks to Joe Theismann's ankle with Ike's arm?
Ike Taylor's fractured forearm was gross, but Joe Theismann's broken leg is still the standardbearer.
After the Joe Theismann / Lawrence Taylor incident when I was a kid. I always turn my head # gruesome
Sunday Night Football was so much more fun to watch back when Joe Theismann and Paul Maquire were in the booth.
Since last year. Even before JOE said it this year. People knew cousins is nasty
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Okay, I'll be the first to say it: Kirk Cousins reminds me very much of Joe Theismann!
Joe theismann said cousins was better
.looks like joe theismann was right... K. Cousins is rolling.
Lol... Kirk Cousins is substantially better than Robert right now. Skins fans owe Joe Theismann an apology,
Phillip rivers is gonna get joe theismann'd
1st match we ever watched vs Featuring the greats Joe Theismann, John Riggins & Dan Marino.
Just gave this guy the Joe Theismann treatment
Huskies trivia: 1970, The Year of the Quarterback: Plunkett (Heisman) Joe Theismann, Archie Manning and...Sonny Sixkiller
+1 on this piece. I vividly recall the moment I figured out the NFL: When Joe Theismann's leg went snap.
An Ollie North and Joe Theismann's leg reference to Roger Goodell's presser in the same afternoon. Not a good sign.
"That press conference was hard to watch." - Joe Theismann's Leg
Joe Theismann has worked NFL games on 5 different national outlets (CBS, ESPN, ABC, NBC, NFL Network). John Madden and Chuck Thompson did 4.
Joe Theismann stands by his preseason comments that Kirk Cousins was outplaying RGIII via
Is it too early to be calling for NFL Roger Goodell to resign? NFL legend Joe Theismann thinks so. What do you think?
Everyone is sad to hear about Richard Kiel's passing. I am too. Most people remember him from the James Bond movies, but I was never a Bond fan. I remember him working with:Burt Reynolds, Dom Deluise, Sammy Davis Jr., Dean Martin, Shirley Maclaine, Marilu Henner, Tony Danza, Mel Tillis, Jim Nabors, Don Knotts, George Lindsey, Jamie Farr, Telly Savalas, Susan Anton, Catherine Bach, Jackie Chan, Tim Conway, Charles Nelson Reilly, Sid Ceasar, Jack Elam, Frank Sinatra, Joe Theismann, Abe Vigoda, and Hal Needham. ALL IN ONE MOVIE! Yes, I remember him from Cannonball Run 2 the most. In a 6 Degrees trivia, Kiel worked with Burt Reynolds in Cannonball Run 2 and The Longest Yard, Kiel worked with Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore, and Sandler and Rynolds were both in the remake of The Longest Yard. I still prefer the original Longest Yard better.
happy birthday to my 1st American football hero as a kid
TODAY IS Michelle Williams,turns 34 today. She starred in "My Week with Marilyn" which was 7 more days than I got. Macy Gray turns 47 today in Earth years today. Her birthday is a national holiday back on her home planet. Adam Sandler celebrates birthday number 48 today. One year for every movie he's made. His movies have been major supporters of the direct-to-video industry. Hugh Grant celebrates his 54th birthday today... hopefully in a way that won't get him arrested. OK, ladies, is he still hot... or has he cooled down to warm? Former Washington Redskins quarterback and football announcer Joe Theismann turns 65 today. He gave us some of the greatest broken leg footage of all time. National Teddy Bear Day -- The teddy bear was named after President Theodore Roosevelt, after a 1902 incident on a hunting trip in Mississippi. The president found a wounded bear and ordered it killed to put it out of its misery. After reading the story, New York toy store owner Morris Mitchtom got Roosevelt's permission to ...
Former Redskins' QB Joe Theismann weighed in on the team's QB situation Saturday night. ¬Ľ
Redskins legend Joe Theismann believes Kirk Cousins should start over Robert Griffin III at quarterback
So, to summarize Joe Theismann, Santana Moss = Steve Smith and Nick Williams = every white WR in the league. Got it.
You are correct. But I'd take even Thom Brennaman and Joe Theismann over the Vikings crew.
Joe Theismann, in a 15 sec span, rambled about Morris' running direction, the ALS challenge, and the poorly-timed TO.
Joe Theismann and Chris Simms, quarterbacks who suffered career-ending injuries, plead for RGIII to protect himself.
I have heard Joe Theismann speak on national tv. You don't have to be a genius to get yourself an ND diploma. Its Purdue with nicer helmets.
Kevin Harlan, Joe Theismann and Ken Harvey on the call Saturday night at 7:30 pm on CSN for
Redskins-Patriots preseason game with Kenny Albert and Joe Theismann. Yeah, buddy.
Wouldn't surprise me to learn Joe Theismann and Franco Harris ran a network of anonymous internet-commenting sweatshops across the country.
I've actually never seen the Joe Theismann injury. Anytime it comes up on TV, I turn away. Tim Krumrie in SB XXIII was rough too.
Joe Theismann has certain characteristics he looks for when evaluating any quarterback. Size. Arm strength. Accuracy. The ability to throw on the run. There are others.
Blatters feeling like Joe Theismann's right now
Former NFL quarterback says QB recruit is "one of the most impressive young people I've seen."
That Paul George injury ended Joe Theismann's career. That serves as reason no. 777 why baseball is the smartest sport to play.
I wouldn't watch that Paul George injury video. I wish I wouldn't have. As I kid I saw the Joe Theismann injury live. I sti‚Ä¶
John I.'s Review of Joe Theismann's Restaurant - Alexandria (4/5) on Yelp
Joe Theismann raves about Terps' Class of 2015 QB commit
Welcome to our newest steering committee members: George Starke, Sonny Jurgensen, and Joe Theismann!
I'm sure Kevin Ware and Joe Theismann will send their condolences.
After seein Paul George's injury.. I go back to watchin Kevin Ware and Joe Theismann's also.. Crazy how you can't really prevent that..
I was watching too. Reminds me so much of Joe theismann injury. Lucky it wasn't career ending. # pray for fast recovery paul
pretty sure Joe Theismann thinks he was high...
Wish I hadn't watched the replay of the Paul George injury. Can't unring that bell. That reminded me of Lawrence Taylor and ‚Ä¶
That Paul George injury was gruesome. One of the few ones you have to turn your head like (a la Kevin Ware & Joe Theis‚Ä¶
I was nearly 30 & had been in sports TV several years before I ever forced myself to see the Joe Theismann injury.
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Paul George, Joe Theismann, Kevin Ware, Shaun Livingston.I have seen replays of. In that order. And they're all bad.
She should be careful, or else those legs could go Joe Theismann on her.
I believe that Paul George's leg injury is far more graphic than Joe Theismann's leg getting snapped in two by Lawrence Taylor in the 80s!
Paul George's injury is one of the worst I've ever seen. Kevin Ware,Marcus Lattimore,Joe Theismann,Tim Hudson are bad too..did I miss any?ūüė∑ūüíÄ
INCYMI: Joe Theismann expects George to recover from broken leg via
Just saw the Paul George injury.good god. That's up there with Sid Vicious and Joe Theismann.
Theismann the 'godfather of broken legs': "I know he's going to be a great player again. I just know it.". ¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†
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Theismann the 'godfather of broken legs'
Joe Theismann, the 'godfather of broken legs,‚Äô says he will help Paul George any way he can via
The picture is horrible! Reminds me of the Joe Theismann career ending injury on many years ago.
New post: "Theismann the 'godfather of broken legs'"
compare this one to these others...Joe Theismann, Napoleon Kaufman, Tim Krumrie, Clint Malarchuk.
Wow! Just watched Paul George leg break footage from tonight. It's up there with Tim Krumrie, Joe Theismann and Sid Vicious WCW leg breaks.
Joe Theismann, Napoleon Kaufman, Tim Krumrie, Clint Malarchuk...all there for everyone to see. Show me the replay ESPN ComeON!
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Super Bowl champion Joe Theismann joins at 5:15! He'll discuss the name, Matt Schaub, Kaepernick & more!
"Joe Theismann celebrates after a John Riggins TD v Cowboys in 1982 NFC Champ at RFK. ->
Joe Theismann celebrates after a John Riggins TD against the Cowboys in the 1982 NFC Championship game at RFK.
I remember David Letterman invented the Joe Theismann pencil sharpener where you turned the leg to sharpen it :)
Joe Theismann, World Champion Quarterback, Broadcaster and Entrepreneur discusses the Challenge of Change during the final session
Best of the Show today: Hear from Bo Ryan, Mark Murphy, Darryl Strawberry, Joe Theismann, and many more!
Well some of the new Upperdeck Quantum are hitting the site. a Joe Theismann, Billy Cannon /5 and Aaron Rodgers...
Tickets still available for the 5/8/14 Jubilee Roast of Joe Theismann! Roasters include Doc Walker. Doug Williams.
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Eating dinner at Joe Theismann's restaurant in Alexandria Virginia. Just nice to sit, another big day of walking.
[VIDEO] of parts of Joe Theismann's speech during the Shasta College athletics Dinner-Auction
Shasta College softball players posing for a photo with Joe Theismann
Joe Theismann speaking at Shasta College athletics fundraiser
Joe Theismann talking at Shasta College athletics fundraiser
Joe Theismann saw the Goc injury, took a puff off of his cigar and nodded slowly
Russell Wilson Hey, we love Russell Wilson, but we can't put him above any of the others on this list, because the Seattle Seahawks signal-caller has played just two years in the league. That said, he might have logged the best start to a career ever. Wilson is the only QB in NFL history to post a 100-plus passer rating in each of his first two seasons -- and he's already won a Super Bowl. Dan Marino is really the only quarterback you could argue was better out of the gate. Cool fact: Wilson is the 11th quarterback taken in the third round or later to win the Super Bowl. The others: Bart Starr, Johnny Unitas, Roger Staubach, Joe Montana, Joe Theismann, Jeff Hostetler, Mark Rypien, Kurt Warner, Tom Brady and Brad Johnson.
at first I thought it was Joe Theismann
Had the great opportunity to meet the legendary Joe Theismann in the airport today. It was an amazing‚Ä¶
Rugby is great. Players just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that - Joe Theismann.
Johnny Manziel shows his football IQ by wearing helmet & shoulder pads and taking direct snaps from center. Joe Theismann w/ better arm.
On now w/ Keith & Dave - NFL great Joe Theismann (talks NFL, Dan Snyder, and the NLRB ruling:
Watching the LT hit on Joe Theismann still gives me the chills
Holy crap! That's like a mini Joe Theismann. Best of luck on a swift recovery.
Can't you see yourself here? Join us at the of Joe Theismann and bid on this vacation home in Santa Fe!
The most talked about topic on 1500 AM is Joe Theismann's prostate.
Lunch with Joe Theismann, what a way to start football season. Michelle Podlesni, Member.
Joe Theismann knows where all the bathrooms are in every arena. Maybe helpful
Nobody in the game of should be called a A genius is like Norman Joe
Cheap sandwiches and attentive service with a few tv's and comfy space. (@ Joe Theismann's Restaurant) on
With Lesley Packel continuing our tour of Alexandria food establishments (@ Joe Theismann's Restaurant) on
Pretty sure every gathering of black people starts with a clip of Lawrence Taylor breaking Joe Theismann's leg.
ICYMI: Joe Theismann lets Mike Lupica know what he thinks of the Michael Vick signing only on
Miss Parr and I were just eating bagels on the balcony when we met our neighbor. Does anyone know a guy by the name of Joe Theismann?
Notre Dame All-American, Joe Theismann, will be in Denver this weekend and is the keynote speaker for a fundraiser for Arrupe Jesuit High School. Learn more -
See? Joe Theismann knows what to do. Super Beta Prostate.
Breaking: Joe Theismann expects to stop by spring training and give Super Beta Prostate samples.
If you remember joe theismann was a great qb? Until jim plunkett and marcus allen and the r8drz destroyed the redskins‚Ä¶ so seahawks put up a 40 burger on the broncos..defense wins championships..always will congrats to Super Bowl 48 champs SEATTLE SEAHAWKS-that look mysteriously like my oakland raiders in 83??Russell Wilson-jim plunkett? Deja vu'?
Joe Theismann enjoyed your cameo on that aired after the tonight. So glad James Malinchak introduced us!
College athletes deserve to be paid, Joe Theismann says: YES WE DO!
So just showed me the 1985 video of Joe Theismann's career-ending injury. Could have gone without seeing that.
well, Joe Theismann was before that, but yes, an early one no doubt
Best thing about episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine was Joe Theismann breaking his other leg. Worst thing about the episode was Theismann
Great cameos by Adam Sandler and Joe Theismann on
I watched New Girl and Brooklyn Nine Nine. Funny shows. Prince and Joe Theismann have better senses of humor than I would have thought.
Fact: Joe Theismann got that coat for 99 cents.
If you have a chance to break anything on Joe Theismann, why go for the other leg?
Adam Sandler's random cameo Brooklyn Nine-Nine is the funniest thing he's done in years. And Joe Theismann totally outplayed him
How do you follow the StuporBowl? You build up a storyline to culminate in a Joe Theismann broken leg joke... with the real Joe Theismann. Well played, Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Well played.
scene with Joe Theismann was pure genius. I'm in.
I don't care if it was Joe Theismann who was making jokes about Joe Theismann's broken leg on Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Still too soon.
Joe Theismann breaking his leg on "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" makes up for Joe Buck making it through the Stupor Bowl unscathed.
didn't know who Joe Theismann was or how LT broke his leg.. ūüôą smfh. ūüė≥ūüėĒ
"Brooklyn 9-9" has Greek vases, Icarus references, and Joe Theismann. What's not to like?
Andy Samberg just broke Joe Theismann's other leg after Adam Sandler threatened to put a sock in his mouth.
"Ah! My leg! You broke my other leg!" "Nothing to see here...except the bone." Andy Samberg breaking Joe Theismann's leg.
So if you were 10 years old and saw it happen, it's still apparently too soon for a Joe Theismann broken leg joke.
Andy Samberg just evened out Joe Theismann's legs on Brooklyn nine nine
Joe Theismann on Brooklyn Nine Nine! Much better than the game.
Funny, that joe theismann broke his leg on Brooklyn 99 but freaking accident from Adam samberg.
Not so sure needed those bizarre cameos from Adam Sandler and Joe Theismann. Kinda lame.
Joe Theismann's surprise cameo was inspired.
Okay, the Joe Theismann's leg joke on Brooklyn Nine Nine was pretty funny. That's how you do stunt casting, The New Girl.
OMG!!! Joe Theismann has his other leg broken in Brooklyn Nine Nine?! FOX hates the Redskins today. Jeez.
Those Adam Sandler and Joe Theismann cameos in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" killed Prince's cameo in "New Girl".
*** Brooklyn Nine Nine. Why did you make me make me remember Joe Theismann's leg breaking?
This is probably the best episode of yet.loving the guest appearances of Joe Theismann, Adam Sandler and Fred Armisen
Brooklyn 99 just broke Joe Theismann's other leg
"Did football lengend Joe Theismann just bid $1000 to stick a sock in my mouth?"
Brooklyn nine nine just made fun of the joe theismann injury
... and the Joe Theismann broken leg joke makes me glad I stuck around.
Joe Theismann leg breaking joke on Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Andy Samberg just broke Joe Theismann's other leg.
And Joe Theismann broke his other leg
Joe theismann broke his leg again on brooklyn nine-nine ha hilarious
Joe Theismann makes appearance on Brooklyn 99. Has his leg broken. Oof.
Joe Theismann must be a good sport for them to do that joke.
Ok, watching Brooklyn99 and Joe Theismann is in it and is actually funny.
"Did football legend Joe Theismann, just bid to have socks put into my mouth?"
Joe Theismann and Adam Sandler, its like everything that is terrible about America
My dad used to have a framed picture of the newspaper article where Lawrence Taylor broke Joe Theismann's leg lol
By the way, DON'T watch Sex Sent Me To The ER.I just saw a reenactment of a penile injury equivalent to Joe Theismann's career ender.
Maybe Denver would of had a shot if joe Theismann wouldn't of messed up the coin toss lol
At Friends of Bill Euille for Congress Super Bowl party with Tara Pannell and Jo Glasco ‚ÄĒ at Joe Theismann's...
Joe Theismann didn't have this tough of a break.
Admittedly, I have missed a lot of football in the last few years, but my heart hasn't heart this much for a QB since Joe Theismann.
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I am rooting for injuries. Lots of Em. Preferably in the vein of a Tim Krumrie or a Joe Theismann.
Greatest day of my life...RT from Joe Theismann...,,
the mink coat worn by Joe Theismann!
Ok, Denver folks, take heart, you might be breaking the record of the 1984 Superbowl. We, the Redskins, lost by 28 points. It was 38 Raiders Redskins 10. Though we did have Barry Manilow sing the National Anthem, that halftime show was put on by the college marching bands. Joe Theismann famously said: 'We had a bad day at the office.'
29-0 Seahawks over Broncos on a Sunday night. America tuning out. Mike Patrick and Joe Theismann should be announcing right now.
I would rather watch Joe Theismann break his leg over and over than watch this game.
This looks like those Broncos teams that Joe Montana and Joe Theismann used to rip in the Super Bowls...
I'm pretty sure Joe Theismann's ad will air in the second half.
is Russel Wilson the smallest QB who could win the Super Bowl? joe theismann and Drew Brees are pretty small, but not that small
*side note* Joe Theismann's coat game can't be touched
Former Notre Dame & NFL quarterback Joe Theismann spoke with Fox & Friends on Super Bowl Sunday about the exciting developments in head protection that Unequ...
Peyton Manning gets hit so hard Joe Theismann's leg breaks again.
Jennifer Garner teaching Joe Theismann how to take a selfie in front of our setup at Radio Row. Super Bowl Friday! http:‚Ä¶
Joe Theismann is live now with He let Mike model one of his pieces of rings.
my dad cant watch the beginning of The Blind Side because they show the clip of Joe Theismann and he was scarred as a kid watching that game
NFL great Joe Theismann and comedy great Fred Armisen motivate the Brooklyn Nine-Nine cast with an inspirational pep talk as they gear up for their big show ...
Tonight after New Girl: Jake and Amy take down a hotel thief on an all-new special episode of BROOKLYN NINE-NINE. In this sneak peek, the cast--including guest star Joe Theismann-- talks about the episode, "Operation: Broken Feather."
Not only is there an amazing "24" promo that will give you goosebumps during the game, but afterwards Prince is full-on Miyagi in "New Girl" and Adam Sandler, Fred Armisen & Joe Theismann pop up in the very funny "Brooklyn Nine-Nine." Watch em' with your chicken wings, people!
Shannon Sharpe and Andrew Luck are in my hotel. Joe Theismann and the Mannings are supposed to be here. I want pictures and autographs! Sigh...
Line of the day so far: Joe Theismann describing Peyton Manning as being "like Picasso that great renaissance painter" Huh?
How Prince ended up on the post-Super Bowl 'New Girl' A Minnesota legend‚Äôs appearance on Zooey Deschanel‚Äôs ‚ÄúNew Girl‚ÄĚ guarantees a purple presence on Super Bowl Sunday. Let‚Äôs go crazy. Again. Seven years after his sizzling halftime show in Miami, Prince returns to the Super Bowl spotlight, this time as a comedic actor. His Purple Highness plays himself in an episode of ‚ÄúNew Girl,‚ÄĚ which airs in Sunday‚Äôs highly coveted post-game slot on Fox. He‚Äôs not just doing a rendition of ‚ÄúWhen Doves Cry‚ÄĚ and exiting stage left. Although he will perform at least one song, he also dives into sitcom shenanigans, which includes giving Jess (Zooey Deschanel) a makeover. ‚ÄúWe do some strange stuff on the show, and he was up for all it,‚ÄĚ said Hannah Simone, who plays Jess‚Äô gal pal, Cece. ‚ÄúI heard he had a really good sense of humor and he really does. He was wonderful, incredibly open, sweet and charming.‚ÄĚ Turns out he‚Äôs also a big fan of the show. Prince contacted Deschanel by e-mail last se ...
Joe Theismann picks the Seahawks to win!! We choose the best place to be . . . The Living Room!!! Can't wait!! 8, 9:45 & 10:30 am
My uncles from Johnstown, PA would be telling Joe Theismann, the niece had that pass down! Dang, I need the use of this arm back... UGH
Loving it! Sean Hannity has on MY man Joe Theismann discussing the Super Bowl!
Tomorrow in New Jersey: Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it‚Äôs important. ~ Eugene McCarthy If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead. ~ Erma Bombeck You can‚Äôt be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. ~ Frank Zappa Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. ~ George Will I don‚Äôt understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. ~ Sting Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it‚Äôs much more serious than that. ~ Bill Shankly Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football. ~ John Heisman When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately ‚Äď unless it was, you ...
What a awesome day just left Harrah's where we were chilling with Joe Theismann and Mike Ditka at the Hall of Fame Pool Party now at Caesars to see Train in concert. It's been nice to spend this weekend with my Dad
Yes, my lovely wife got Mike Ditka and Joe Theismann autographs in Atlantic City! Thanks honey.
What to Watch This Weekend: Seth Meyers' SNL Send-Off, Super Bowl, Sherlock Finale and More On TV this weekend: Melissa McCarthy hosts Seth Meyers‚Äė final Saturday Night Live, Girls and Looking come early, the Super Bowl puts an ice cap on the NFL season, Sherlock gets a new nemesis and Episodes seeks a perfect pitch. Here are 15 programs to keep on your radar. SATURDAY, FEB. 1 8 pm The Gabby Douglas Story (Lifetime) | Olympic gold medalist Gabby Douglas performs the stunts in this biopic chronicling her path to the 2012 summer games, while Sydney Mikayla and Imani Hakim (Everybody Hates Chris) take turns playing the gymnast. Regina King (Southland) and S. Epatha Merkerson (Law & Order) co-star. 9 pm Black Sails (Starz) | Flint finds a thief on his crew; Silver hides in the brothel with Max. 10 pm Girls (HBO) | Special day and time: Hannah‚Äôs attempt to help Adam and Caroline work through their issues doesn‚Äôt go the way she planned. Also, per the synopsis, Ray gives Marnie ‚Äúcandid advice.‚ÄĚ (Euphem ...
On Super Bowl Boulevard listening to Joe Theismann. This is sweet
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Meet legendary QB Joe Theismann at the in NYC at 527 Madison Ave. today from 12-2 PM!
Andy Samberg and Joe Theismann talk about working together on the Brooklyn Nine-Nine episode that airs after the Super Bowl. The NFL great also gives us ...
Best moment of tonight? I'd have to say having Joe Theismann tell me he expects Russell Wilson to lead the Seahawks to victory in the Super Bowl on Sunday (as he handed me his Super Bowl XVII ring to peruse) narrowly edges out Jon Stewart calling our picture together "dead sexy." Then again, Aaron Rodgers pretending to kick me out of a group picture after I told him I was a huge Seahawks fan is up there too. What a night. Go Hawks.
Rocking version of 1-877-KARS-4KIDS or the mellow version? Joe Theismann or John Ratzenberger aka Cliff Claven for Super Beta Prostate? Discuss.
30 years ago, the Raiders had just blown out the Redskins in the Super Bowl. But in the ensuing Pro Bowl, the 49ers‚Äô Bill Walsh turned the tables, as he masterminded the NFC to a 45-3 romp over (the Seattle Seahawks‚Äô) Chuck Knox and the AFC. A giddy Joe Theismann (who was named the game‚Äôs MVP) likened playing for Walsh to a kid in a candy store. However, on the other side, a steamed (and this was in the Hawaiian heat) Howie Long tried to chase after Walsh. Howie Long accused Walsh of running up the score. This was my favorite Pro Bowl moment, even better than Kevin Gogan getting ejected for fighting with Neil Smith.
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Joe Theismann enjoyed an illustrious 12-year career as quarterback of the Washington Redskins. He led the team to two Super Bowl appearances--winning in 1983 before losing the following year. When a leg injury forced him out of football in 1985, he was entrenched in the record books as Washington's all-time leading passer. Still, the tail end of Theismann's career taught him a bitter lesson: I got stagnant. I thought the team revolved around me. I should have known it was time to go when I didn't care whether a pass hit Art Monk in the 8 or the 1 on his uniform. When we went back to the Super Bowl, my approach had changed. I was griping about the weather, my shoes, practice times, everything. Today I wear my two rings--the winner's ring from Super Bowl XVII and the loser's ring from Super Bowl XVIII. The difference in those two rings lies in applying oneself and not accepting anything but the best. Reader's Digest, January, 1992.
Joe theismann on the radio now...str8 ***
Super Bowl QB Joe Theismann at 1 p.m. on "The Sports Fix" with live from NYC &
Just dang near Navarro Bowman, Joe Theismann, Kevin Ware'd my leg at work. Snap, that would've been bad!
how big of a salesman is Joe Theismann this week? Yoge I'll bet
Peyton Manning you are no way compareable to Anthony Calvillo, Warren Moon, Joe Theismann, Joe Kapp, Doug Flutie, Tracy Ham, Damon Allen, Matt Dunigan, Kent Austin, Tom Clements, Dieter Brock, Danny MacManus.Manning and this goes for Eli as well.You're no Jeff Garcia, Tom Burgess, Vince Ferragamo ya he sucked. he had 25 int's in like 4 or 5 games until he was benched for Gerry Ditilio...werdd Gerry Ditilio... and shout outs to Joe Barnes, Ron Lancaster, Canadian QB Russ Jackson.and Ricky Ray and Steve Salisbury...also respect to Gilbert Renfroe, Kory Joseph, Dave Dickinson, David Archer, John Hufnagel, Troy Smith, Kerwin Bell, Steve Congemi.I think it was Steve..he played st Pitt after Marino...John Congemi.that's it.
You are my idol bro keep up the good work and lead your team best quarterback redskins had since Joe Theismann
By now I will take the Joe Theismann commercial over the Star Guitar one
At church this morning a friend of mine, Tom Varela, gave me a framed picture of Washington Redskin quarterback, Joe Theismann, autographed to me by him. Love it. Thank you so much Tom!
In general I hate commercials, especially when Joe Theismann starts telling me about his prostate. But the Subaru commercials with the dogs driving are pure genius. On another note, one more week until the Puppy Bowl! They are having penguin cheerleaders. What could be better?
We are only 7 DAYS people!! 7 JOE THEISMANN Super Bowl MVP winning days away from GET IN THERE!
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I do, too. Unfortunately, I watched Joe Theismann's as it was happening...and then the replay. Cringe-worthy.
Rocky Bleier and Joe Theismann will be signing autographs in lima ohio on Sunday
Ugh, you'll probably get video of the Joe Theismann incident ... Still gives me the heaves.
they did him worse than Joe Theismann gettin tackled by Lawrence Taylor
Joe Theismann does a radio commercial about his pealess whistle.
I'm not worried, Joe Theismann is hooking me up
It's Mack, I'm bout to snap like the leg of Joe Theismann, my bars is purified you would think I baptized em
Joe Theismann and I run the same food eating circuit. First Moe's now Pei Wei
The Sherman Act (the one after last Sundays NFC Chameenship game, not the Antitrust law) negated any mention at all, as far as I've seen, of the way FOXSports chose to replay the awful leg injury to one of San Francisco's linemen. It was replayed about six times too many. I know, because I finally was able to tell my daughter that it was okay to look at the t.v. again after one replay after another. They had more angles on that injury than they ever do on questionable out-of-bounds calls, where actually one more look would be helpful. I could only imagine Joe Theismann throwing up in his living room, and that made me sad and a little angry, and hungry, so I opened more chips. Oh, and the Cap'n and Tenille are getting divorced, so, you know, get ready.
ESPN College Gameday Trivia Question of the day: What College Did Joe Theismann attend? Clue: the Newest Under Armor Team Answer will be giving tommorrow here on this question
NFL analyst Joe Theismann just said, "You have to run with your feet underneath you." I know what he meant, but still... eric @ the...
Did Joe Theismann have a major face lift? I don't even recognize him.
(AUDIO) Joe Theismann the look solid with Mike Glennon:
Although it happened almost 30 years ago, I just watched, for the FIRST time, the video of Joe Theismann breaking his leg. Not a pretty sight.
Former University of Notre Dame and Washington Redskins quarterback Joe Theismann is the 2013 recipient of the Walter Camp Football Foundation Distinguished American Award.
Former NFL star, College Hall of Famer and University of Notre Dame Standout Joe Theismann Named...
"You have permission for two people to sleep over: detlef schrempf and joe theismann. Boy wouldn't that be a story"
saving Joe Theismann for the best injuries list?
It's pretty awesome. Some great NFL players started there, like Warren Moon, Doug Flutie, Joe Kapp, and Joe Theismann
Thanks to Super Bowl Champ, Joe Theismann, for joining us tonight and sharing his thoughts on Championship Sunday/Richard Sherman
"Joe Flacco isn't a different quarterback all of a sudden. The pieces around him were different"- Theismann THANK YOU for getting this omg!
Did anyone else get Joe Theismann flashbacks during that Navarro Bowman injury last night?
here's a fact for you the last there has never been an NFL team that had the number one leading offense score the most points QB that breaks all the records that year they will not win the Superbowl I'll give you a list of guys did the same thing Dan Marino Kurt Warner Tom Brady Joe Theismann basically what I'm getting at is that defense will always trump a good offense cuz you could punchEm in the mouth
When Bowman's knee went in like that i thought of Joe Theismann
I hate to say it cus but I'm afraid Bowman's career might be over. Back in the day Joe Theismann had a similar injury and never played again
The Blind Side is on ABCfamily today & talks about Joe Theismann in the beginning & this happens today..
I hope he can come back from that, that looked similar to the injury that ended Joe Theismann's career.
thinks that Navarro Bowman's career is over because that play look's like Joe Theismann's play when he broke his leg
reminded me of Joe Theismann breaking leg which they showed from 30 different angles!
Two thoughts on the game tonight. First, that was a very poorly officiated game. The championships are supposed to draw the best of the referee crews. Second, I had flashbacks to watching Joe Theismann breaking his leg over and over again watching the many replays of the Bowman injury. Hopefully it's an ACL and he will return to full strength next season. Shame on all you "fans" that were rooting for injuries.
Had a flashback to Joe Theismann after seeing that NaVorro Bowman injury. My thoughts go out to him tonight...
Classic game classic post game interview, classic leg injury to rival joe theismann. Also Ade and Madi like the beast because he likes skittles.
NaVorro Bowman will now be mentioned in the same breath as Joe Theismann for all the wrong reasons.
Slow mo injury replays! Thanks Fox! Bet Joe Theismann is all sorts of happy watching that.
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