Joseph Robert Joe Theismann (born September 9, 1949) is a former quarterback in the National Football League (NFL) and Canadian Football League (CFL).
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College athletes deserve to be paid, Joe Theismann says: YES WE DO!
So just showed me the 1985 video of Joe Theismann's career-ending injury. Could have gone without seeing that.
well, Joe Theismann was before that, but yes, an early one no doubt
Best thing about episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine was Joe Theismann breaking his other leg. Worst thing about the episode was Theismann
Great cameos by Adam Sandler and Joe Theismann on
I watched New Girl and Brooklyn Nine Nine. Funny shows. Prince and Joe Theismann have better senses of humor than I would have thought.
Fact: Joe Theismann got that coat for 99 cents.
If you have a chance to break anything on Joe Theismann, why go for the other leg?
Adam Sandler's random cameo Brooklyn Nine-Nine is the funniest thing he's done in years. And Joe Theismann totally outplayed him
How do you follow the StuporBowl? You build up a storyline to culminate in a Joe Theismann broken leg joke... with the real Joe Theismann. Well played, Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Well played.
scene with Joe Theismann was pure genius. I'm in.
I don't care if it was Joe Theismann who was making jokes about Joe Theismann's broken leg on Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Still too soon.
Joe Theismann breaking his leg on "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" makes up for Joe Buck making it through the Stupor Bowl unscathed.
didn't know who Joe Theismann was or how LT broke his leg.. 🙈 smfh. 😳😔
"Brooklyn 9-9" has Greek vases, Icarus references, and Joe Theismann. What's not to like?
Andy Samberg just broke Joe Theismann's other leg after Adam Sandler threatened to put a sock in his mouth.
"Ah! My leg! You broke my other leg!" "Nothing to see here...except the bone." Andy Samberg breaking Joe Theismann's leg.
So if you were 10 years old and saw it happen, it's still apparently too soon for a Joe Theismann broken leg joke.
Andy Samberg just evened out Joe Theismann's legs on Brooklyn nine nine
Joe Theismann on Brooklyn Nine Nine! Much better than the game.
Funny, that joe theismann broke his leg on Brooklyn 99 but freaking accident from Adam samberg.
Not so sure needed those bizarre cameos from Adam Sandler and Joe Theismann. Kinda lame.
This episode turned out to be funnier than any of the Super Bowl ads. If only Joe Theismann had another leg to break...
Joe Theismann's surprise cameo was inspired.
Okay, the Joe Theismann's leg joke on Brooklyn Nine Nine was pretty funny. That's how you do stunt casting, The New Girl.
Oh man, Brooklyn 99 should have immediately followed the Super Bowl. Joe Theismann cameo > Prince guest star.
OMG!!! Joe Theismann has his other leg broken in Brooklyn Nine Nine?! FOX hates the Redskins today. Jeez.
Those Adam Sandler and Joe Theismann cameos in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" killed Prince's cameo in "New Girl".
*** Brooklyn Nine Nine. Why did you make me make me remember Joe Theismann's leg breaking?
This is probably the best episode of yet.loving the guest appearances of Joe Theismann, Adam Sandler and Fred Armisen
Brooklyn 99 just broke Joe Theismann's other leg
"Did football lengend Joe Theismann just bid $1000 to stick a sock in my mouth?"
Brooklyn nine nine just made fun of the joe theismann injury
... and the Joe Theismann broken leg joke makes me glad I stuck around.
Joe Theismann leg breaking joke on Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Andy Samberg just broke Joe Theismann's other leg.
And Joe Theismann broke his other leg
Joe theismann broke his leg again on brooklyn nine-nine ha hilarious
Joe Theismann makes appearance on Brooklyn 99. Has his leg broken. Oof.
Joe Theismann must be a good sport for them to do that joke.
Ok, watching Brooklyn99 and Joe Theismann is in it and is actually funny.
"Did football legend Joe Theismann, just bid to have socks put into my mouth?"
Joe Theismann and Adam Sandler, its like everything that is terrible about America
My dad used to have a framed picture of the newspaper article where Lawrence Taylor broke Joe Theismann's leg lol
By the way, DON'T watch Sex Sent Me To The ER.I just saw a reenactment of a penile injury equivalent to Joe Theismann's career ender.
Maybe Denver would of had a shot if joe Theismann wouldn't of messed up the coin toss lol
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Joe Theismann didn't have this tough of a break.
Admittedly, I have missed a lot of football in the last few years, but my heart hasn't heart this much for a QB since Joe Theismann.
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I am rooting for injuries. Lots of Em. Preferably in the vein of a Tim Krumrie or a Joe Theismann.
Greatest day of my life...RT from Joe Theismann...,,
the mink coat worn by Joe Theismann!
Ok, Denver folks, take heart, you might be breaking the record of the 1984 Superbowl. We, the Redskins, lost by 28 points. It was 38 Raiders Redskins 10. Though we did have Barry Manilow sing the National Anthem, that halftime show was put on by the college marching bands. Joe Theismann famously said: 'We had a bad day at the office.'
29-0 Seahawks over Broncos on a Sunday night. America tuning out. Mike Patrick and Joe Theismann should be announcing right now.
I would rather watch Joe Theismann break his leg over and over than watch this game.
What number of Super Bowl was Joe Theismann in?
This looks like those Broncos teams that Joe Montana and Joe Theismann used to rip in the Super Bowls...
I'm pretty sure Joe Theismann's ad will air in the second half.
is Russel Wilson the smallest QB who could win the Super Bowl? joe theismann and drew brees are pretty small, but not that small
*side note* Joe Theismann's coat game can't be touched
Former Notre Dame & NFL quarterback Joe Theismann spoke with Fox & Friends on Super Bowl Sunday about the exciting developments in head protection that Unequ...
Peyton Manning gets hit so hard Joe Theismann's leg breaks again.
Jennifer Garner teaching Joe Theismann how to take a selfie in front of our setup at Radio Row. Super Bowl Friday! http:…
Joe Theismann is live now with He let Mike model one of his pieces of rings.
my dad cant watch the beginning of The Blind Side because they show the clip of Joe Theismann and he was scarred as a kid watching that game
NFL great Joe Theismann and comedy great Fred Armisen motivate the Brooklyn Nine-Nine cast with an inspirational pep talk as they gear up for their big show ...
Tonight after New Girl: Jake and Amy take down a hotel thief on an all-new special episode of BROOKLYN NINE-NINE. In this sneak peek, the cast--including guest star Joe Theismann-- talks about the episode, "Operation: Broken Feather."
Not only is there an amazing "24" promo that will give you goosebumps during the game, but afterwards Prince is full-on Miyagi in "New Girl" and Adam Sandler, Fred Armisen & Joe Theismann pop up in the very funny "Brooklyn Nine-Nine." Watch em' with your chicken wings, people!
Shannon Sharpe and Andrew Luck are in my hotel. Joe Theismann and the Mannings are supposed to be here. I want pictures and autographs! Sigh...
Line of the day so far: Joe Theismann describing Peyton Manning as being "like Picasso that great renaissance painter" Huh?
How Prince ended up on the post-Super Bowl 'New Girl' A Minnesota legend’s appearance on Zooey Deschanel’s “New Girl” guarantees a purple presence on Super Bowl Sunday. Let’s go crazy. Again. Seven years after his sizzling halftime show in Miami, Prince returns to the Super Bowl spotlight, this time as a comedic actor. His Purple Highness plays himself in an episode of “New Girl,” which airs in Sunday’s highly coveted post-game slot on Fox. He’s not just doing a rendition of “When Doves Cry” and exiting stage left. Although he will perform at least one song, he also dives into sitcom shenanigans, which includes giving Jess (Zooey Deschanel) a makeover. “We do some strange stuff on the show, and he was up for all it,” said Hannah Simone, who plays Jess’ gal pal, Cece. “I heard he had a really good sense of humor and he really does. He was wonderful, incredibly open, sweet and charming.” Turns out he’s also a big fan of the show. Prince contacted Deschanel by e-mail last se ...
Joe Theismann picks the Seahawks to win!! We choose the best place to be . . . The Living Room!!! Can't wait!! 8, 9:45 & 10:30 am
My uncles from Johnstown, PA would be telling Joe Theismann, the niece had that pass down! Dang, I need the use of this arm back... UGH
Loving it! Sean Hannity has on MY man Joe Theismann discussing the Super Bowl!
Tomorrow in New Jersey: Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it’s important. ~ Eugene McCarthy If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead. ~ Erma Bombeck You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. ~ Frank Zappa Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. ~ George Will I don’t understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. ~ Sting Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it’s much more serious than that. ~ Bill Shankly Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football. ~ John Heisman When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately – unless it was, you ...
What a awesome day just left Harrah's where we were chilling with Joe Theismann and Mike Ditka at the Hall of Fame Pool Party now at Caesars to see Train in concert. It's been nice to spend this weekend with my Dad
Yes, my lovely wife got Mike Ditka and Joe Theismann autographs in Atlantic City! Thanks honey.
Thoughts on the Super Bowl: "This is a game, first and foremost. There was only one Vince Lombardi, and he died." ~ Joe Theismann Washington Redskins.
Georges St-Pierre I'll be at the Super Bowl on Sunday, great to meet legendary quarterback Joe Theismann in NYC tonight!! !
What to Watch This Weekend: Seth Meyers' SNL Send-Off, Super Bowl, Sherlock Finale and More On TV this weekend: Melissa McCarthy hosts Seth Meyers‘ final Saturday Night Live, Girls and Looking come early, the Super Bowl puts an ice cap on the NFL season, Sherlock gets a new nemesis and Episodes seeks a perfect pitch. Here are 15 programs to keep on your radar. SATURDAY, FEB. 1 8 pm The Gabby Douglas Story (Lifetime) | Olympic gold medalist Gabby Douglas performs the stunts in this biopic chronicling her path to the 2012 summer games, while Sydney Mikayla and Imani Hakim (Everybody Hates Chris) take turns playing the gymnast. Regina King (Southland) and S. Epatha Merkerson (Law & Order) co-star. 9 pm Black Sails (Starz) | Flint finds a thief on his crew; Silver hides in the brothel with Max. 10 pm Girls (HBO) | Special day and time: Hannah’s attempt to help Adam and Caroline work through their issues doesn’t go the way she planned. Also, per the synopsis, Ray gives Marnie “candid advice.” (Euphem ...
On Super Bowl Boulevard listening to Joe Theismann. This is sweet
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Andy Samberg and Joe Theismann talk about working together on the Brooklyn Nine-Nine episode that airs after the Super Bowl. The NFL great also gives us ...
Best moment of tonight? I'd have to say having Joe Theismann tell me he expects Russell Wilson to lead the Seahawks to victory in the Super Bowl on Sunday (as he handed me his Super Bowl XVII ring to peruse) narrowly edges out Jon Stewart calling our picture together "dead sexy." Then again, Aaron Rodgers pretending to kick me out of a group picture after I told him I was a huge Seahawks fan is up there too. What a night. Go Hawks.
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Joe Theismann enjoyed an illustrious 12-year career as quarterback of the Washington Redskins. He led the team to two Super Bowl appearances--winning in 1983 before losing the following year. When a leg injury forced him out of football in 1985, he was entrenched in the record books as Washington's all-time leading passer. Still, the tail end of Theismann's career taught him a bitter lesson: I got stagnant. I thought the team revolved around me. I should have known it was time to go when I didn't care whether a pass hit Art Monk in the 8 or the 1 on his uniform. When we went back to the Super Bowl, my approach had changed. I was griping about the weather, my shoes, practice times, everything. Today I wear my two rings--the winner's ring from Super Bowl XVII and the loser's ring from Super Bowl XVIII. The difference in those two rings lies in applying oneself and not accepting anything but the best. Reader's Digest, January, 1992.
in the game of football should be called a A is like Norman Einstein. -Joe Theismann
Joe theismann on the radio now...str8 ***
Super Bowl QB Joe Theismann at 1 p.m. on "The Sports Fix" with live from NYC &
Just dang near Navarro Bowman, Joe Theismann, Kevin Ware'd my leg at work. Snap, that would've been bad!
how big of a salesman is Joe Theismann this week? Yoge I'll bet
Peyton Manning you are no way compareable to Anthony Calvillo, Warren Moon, Joe Theismann, Joe Kapp, Doug Flutie, Tracy Ham, Damon Allen, Matt Dunigan, Kent Austin, Tom Clements, Dieter Brock, Danny MacManus.Manning and this goes for Eli as well.You're no Jeff Garcia, Tom Burgess, Vince Ferragamo ya he sucked. he had 25 int's in like 4 or 5 games until he was benched for Gerry Ditilio...werdd Gerry Ditilio... and shout outs to Joe Barnes, Ron Lancaster, Canadian QB Russ Jackson.and Ricky Ray and Steve Salisbury...also respect to Gilbert Renfroe, Kory Joseph, Dave Dickinson, David Archer, John Hufnagel, Troy Smith, Kerwin Bell, Steve Congemi.I think it was Steve..he played st Pitt after Marino...John Congemi.that's it.
You are my idol bro keep up the good work and lead your team best quarterback redskins had since Joe Theismann
By now I will take the Joe Theismann commercial over the Star Guitar one
FOOTBALL- Better all-time quarterback? Joe Montana, Drew Brees or Joe Theismann - find out:
At church this morning a friend of mine, Tom Varela, gave me a framed picture of Washington Redskin quarterback, Joe Theismann, autographed to me by him. Love it. Thank you so much Tom!
In general I hate commercials, especially when Joe Theismann starts telling me about his prostate. But the Subaru commercials with the dogs driving are pure genius. On another note, one more week until the Puppy Bowl! They are having penguin cheerleaders. What could be better?
We are only 7 DAYS people!! 7 JOE THEISMANN Super Bowl MVP winning days away from GET IN THERE!
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I do, too. Unfortunately, I watched Joe Theismann's as it was happening...and then the replay. Cringe-worthy.
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Rocky Bleier and Joe Theismann will be signing autographs in lima ohio on Sunday
Ugh, you'll probably get video of the Joe Theismann incident ... Still gives me the heaves.
they did him worse than Joe Theismann gettin tackled by Lawrence Taylor
Joe Theismann does a radio commercial about his pealess whistle.
I'm not worried, Joe Theismann is hooking me up
It's Mack, I'm bout to snap like the leg of Joe Theismann, my bars is purified you would think I baptized em
Joe Theismann, Jim Kelly or Bart Starr - find out the stats:
Joe Theismann and I run the same food eating circuit. First Moe's now Pei Wei
The Sherman Act (the one after last Sundays NFC Chameenship game, not the Antitrust law) negated any mention at all, as far as I've seen, of the way FOXSports chose to replay the awful leg injury to one of San Francisco's linemen. It was replayed about six times too many. I know, because I finally was able to tell my daughter that it was okay to look at the t.v. again after one replay after another. They had more angles on that injury than they ever do on questionable out-of-bounds calls, where actually one more look would be helpful. I could only imagine Joe Theismann throwing up in his living room, and that made me sad and a little angry, and hungry, so I opened more chips. Oh, and the Cap'n and Tenille are getting divorced, so, you know, get ready.
ESPN College Gameday Trivia Question of the day: What College Did Joe Theismann attend? Clue: the Newest Under Armor Team Answer will be giving tommorrow here on this question
NFL analyst Joe Theismann just said, "You have to run with your feet underneath you." I know what he meant, but still... eric @ the...
Did Joe Theismann have a major face lift? I don't even recognize him.
(AUDIO) Joe Theismann the look solid with Mike Glennon:
(AUDIO) Joe Theismann says the Super Bowl in NY could be a disaster:
Although it happened almost 30 years ago, I just watched, for the FIRST time, the video of Joe Theismann breaking his leg. Not a pretty sight.
We ask Joe Theismann about the Super Bowl and rule changes NEXT:
Former University of Notre Dame and Washington Redskins quarterback Joe Theismann is the 2013 recipient of the Walter Camp Football Foundation Distinguished American Award.
Former NFL star, College Hall of Famer and University of Notre Dame Standout Joe Theismann Named...
"You have permission for two people to sleep over: detlef schrempf and joe theismann. Boy wouldn't that be a story"
saving Joe Theismann for the best injuries list?
It's pretty awesome. Some great NFL players started there, like Warren Moon, Doug Flutie, Joe Kapp, and Joe Theismann
Lunch with Joe Theismann, what a way to start football season. Michelle Podlesni,
Thanks to Super Bowl Champ, Joe Theismann, for joining us tonight and sharing his thoughts on Championship Sunday/Richard Sherman
"Joe Flacco isn't a different quarterback all of a sudden. The pieces around him were different"- Theismann THANK YOU for getting this omg!
Did anyone else get Joe Theismann flashbacks during that Navarro Bowman injury last night?
here's a fact for you the last there has never been an NFL team that had the number one leading offense score the most points QB that breaks all the records that year they will not win the Superbowl I'll give you a list of guys did the same thing dan Marino Kurt Warner Tom Brady Joe Theismann basically what I'm getting at is that defense will always trump a good offense cuz you could punchEm in the mouth
When Bowman's knee went in like that i thought of Joe Theismann
I hate to say it cus but I'm afraid Bowman's career might be over. Back in the day Joe Theismann had a similar injury and never played again
The Blind Side is on ABCfamily today & talks about Joe Theismann in the beginning & this happens today..
I hope he can come back from that, that looked similar to the injury that ended Joe Theismann's career.
thinks that Navarro Bowman's career is over because that play look's like Joe Theismann's play when he broke his leg
reminded me of Joe Theismann breaking leg which they showed from 30 different angles!
Two thoughts on the game tonight. First, that was a very poorly officiated game. The championships are supposed to draw the best of the referee crews. Second, I had flashbacks to watching Joe Theismann breaking his leg over and over again watching the many replays of the Bowman injury. Hopefully it's an ACL and he will return to full strength next season. Shame on all you "fans" that were rooting for injuries.
Had a flashback to Joe Theismann after seeing that NaVorro Bowman injury. My thoughts go out to him tonight...
Classic game classic post game interview, classic leg injury to rival joe theismann. Also Ade and Madi like the beast because he likes skittles.
NaVorro Bowman will now be mentioned in the same breath as Joe Theismann for all the wrong reasons.
Slow mo injury replays! Thanks Fox! Bet Joe Theismann is all sorts of happy watching that.
Never look up the play that ended Joe Theismann's career as a football player.
While talking with Joe Theismann at a Dover hotel I watched him give an incredibly generous tip to a parking valet. :)
Joe Theismann saw that replay and looked away.
Did anyone else see that 49ers guy leg bend like that.and have flashbacks of Joe Theismann against the Giants in that famous Monday Night Game?
San fran guy Ohhh that was horrible. Makes me think of the joe theismann and LT days. Why do they show it over and over again.
The refs for this 49ers/Seahawks game.smh!!! Just let them play. Making this look very one sided!!! On another note I know you all just saw that "Joe Theismann" like injury on the 49ers player! Holy Jesus gross.
I really should not have picked this time to eat pizza. Did anyone else get nauseous when Bowman ' s knee just twisted. Memories of Joe Theismann, anyone?
Holy crap!!! I've had two knee reconstructions due to sport's injuries, from hits like the one Bowman just took. That was hard to watch... Reminds me of Joe Theismann...Ouch!
That looked like it hurt... Still not as bad as Joe Theismann.
FOX, I understand that that play was a fumble, but you need to stop showing that replay of Bowman's knee over & over. Joe Theismann thinks that was gross.
That was sick! My knee hurts rewatching it. That was like LT and Joe Theismann. I feel bad for Bowman because it should have been a fumble and San Francisco's ball. Guess the next play negates that anyway.
Number 53 from SF will never be able to play football gain...just like Joe Theismann...that is how that injury looks like to my mom and myself.
How many more times are we gonna have to watch that replay... Joe Theismann is having flashbacks.
Ok, that is something I can't unsee...it's Joe Theismann all over again.
Oh No! Watching that player & that leg going all directions reminds me of watching Joe Theismann so many years ago when his bone popped out of the skin in the middle of the football field. Praying it's not as bad as it looked!!!
Joe Theismann ruined me. I can't watch stuff like that.
OK, so that knee injury looks bad! Reminds me of Joe Theismann when he broke his leg...gross!
The human knee is not suppose to bend that way. Thought we were gonna see another Joe Theismann
Wow! Ouch, that just made me sick to my stomach. Reminded me of Joe Theismann. :-(
They told me I could be anything I wanted. So I became Joe Theismann.
What a horrible injury :( that slo mo on the leg / knee brought back that time when Joe Theismann. Not as graphic...but yikes...that turn.
Crap! I hope Bowman is okay. And yea, he had the ball. I want the Seahawks to win, but, yikes, that was close to a Joe Theismann moment.
Somewhere Joe Theismann is calling his therapist.
ARGHHH. I HATE to see players get hurt like that, shades of Joe Theismann. ***
Also, prayers to Bowman. If that is not a broken leg, I will be shocked. Reminds one of the LT sack of Joe Theismann on MNF nearly thirty years ago.
That's a joe theismann injury right there.
That is the worst injury I have seen since Joe Theismann.
"There's a moment of orderly silence before a play of a football game. Players are in position, linemen are frozen and anything is possible. Then like a traffic accident, stuff begins to randomly collide. From the snap of the ball, to the snap of the first bone is closer to 4 seconds then 5. One Mississippi, Joe Theismann the redskins quarterback takes the snap and hands it to their running back. Two Mississippi it's a trick play, the flea flicker. The running back tosses the ball back to the quarterback. Three Mississippi now the plays been defined by what the quarterback sees. It's about to be defined but what he doesn't. Four Mississippi Lawrence Taylor is the best defensive player in the NFL and has been since the time he stepped on to the field as a rookie. He will also change the game of football as we know it. Legendary quarterback Joe Theismann never played another down of football. Now y'all would guess that more often them not the highest payed player on an NFL team is a quarterback and you'd b ...
Every time I watch a game on Fox, I keep hoping that Howie Long will reach over in the middle of a segments and crush Terry Bradshaw's skull with one of his freakishly large hands. (Strahan playing LT to Bradshaw's Joe Theismann runs a close second on my wish list.)
I'm thinking thats 26-3. Are the Patriots still in Denver? Hey Joe Theismann, I thought they were MUCH better than Denver.
While watching the Patriots lose, I so prefer seeing trailers for Robocop and 300: Rise of an Empire versus learning lurid details about Joe Theismann, his prostate, and the supplements he's taking. Jus Sayin...
Never have I witnessed anyone advertise their prostate as much as Joe Theismann. Although, Jamie Lee Curtis does take a close 2nd.
A football signed by Joe Theismann make an offer
And another thing before I disappear today.most folks know how much I cherish the game of football.as a kid I attended a Pro summer camp & hung out with Mike Curtis, Emerson Boozer, Earl Morrall, Paul Warfield, & Alan Page. In 91', I was at the Pro Bowl in Hawaii and hung out with Hank Stram, Joe Theismann, Reggie White, Andre Reed, Bart Oates and many others while attending practices every day. I've attended 5 Hall of Fame games in Canton, Ohio and greeted many inductees and players over those years (Fran Tarkenton, Fuzzy Thurston, Bill Walsh, Willie Gault, Raymond Berry, Willie Wood, Chuck Knoll, Jan Stenerued, etc.) Thus, I've met a lot of players and seen a lot of games. Please watch the games tomorrow. The NFC & AFC Championship games are usually football at it's best! I enjoy the rivalries, intense competition, and ferocity of these games more than the SuperBowl itself! It's just a suggestion, but I have a feeling that this year's 2 games might end up being some of the best football that fans will g ...
Lunch with Sonny Jurgensen...if you have 2 hours to kill, this interview with Sonny Jurgensen is great. It's great to listen to. Very interesting. Talks about his career before and during the Redskins. Talks about Vince Lombardi, George Allen, Otto Graham, Larry Brown, Billy Kilmer and Joe Theismann (who Sonny calls Theese-man)
William Devane talking about gold > William Devane talking about his prostate > Joe Theismann talking about his prostate
An interesting side story in the NFL this year to me is who is the better quarterback? On the AFC you have two old pocket generals. Peyton Manning and Tom Brady. Two guys that you can trust and are known for IQ levels and passing accuracy. On the NFC side you have two young athletic quarterbacks Colin Kaepernick and Russell Wilson who are known for being a x factor for using their leg and athletic ability to move the ball down the field or avoid sacks in case of a play breakdown. For many years it has been thought that the quarterback position was one reserved for Caucasian men. Never before has an African American or ethnic quarterback ever won the Super Bowl except Doug Williams who came in for the injured Joe Theismann in the first quarter to beat the New York Giants almost 30 years ago? One of the major reason for this is because there has been little to no opportunity. Believe me there are over 20 other teams that are paying close attention to these games to determine who they should draft in their f ...
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The whole cool thing that comes to listening to a Beatles music stream goes away when you hear Joe Theismann pushing a "pee better" pill after.
I don't always use the word "amazeballs," but when I do it's to describe photos of Joe Theismann and Andre the Giant.
I'm trying to explain to Andrew about the days of Redskins with Joe Theismann ,Russ Grim, Mark Mosley, John Riggins, Gary Clark, Joe Jacoby, Art Monk, Jeff Bostic, Darrell Green, Dexter Manley and Mark May. Sad to say, he doesn't get it
Joke of the Day.Want to Feel Smart? Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest "Whenever I watch TV and watch those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C. "I'm not going to have som ...
Great night last night at Walter Camp meeting Joe Theismann, Matt Millen, Kevin Gilbride, AJ McCarron and Jameis Winston. Big thanks to Bill O'Brien for inviting us.
I fell down the icy steps this morning and sprained just my ankle thank God. I swear my leg twisted up like Joe Theismann and this other guy. Geesh! Good thing I'm agile. lol
Joe Theismann weighs in on his former employee ... new head coach Jay Gruden: "Jay has really his own style, I think you’re gonna find out. I guess that’s the best way to put it.” STORY:
The great Joe Theismann joined The Drive earlier to first talk about this past weekends NFL action.
Top 8 DMs in the nation win this! Guess who's going ?! Didn't even know about cocktail party with Maroon 5.. OMG! Two (2) tickets to the 2014 Super Bowl XLVIII at MetLife Stadium, East Rutherford, New Jersey Roundtrip air transportation for winner and guest Four (4) nights double occupancy hotel accommodations Two (2) VIP passes to the Joe Theismann Meet and Greet Two (2) seats at the NFL Hall of Fame Lunch Two (2) tickets to the Pro Football Hall of Fame Tailgate Two (2) tickets to Maroon 5 concert at The Beacon Theater Limited daily meals (i.e.:breakfast vouchers, cocktail receptions, tailgating event) Arrival/Departure and group event ground transportation
Notre Dame & Washington Redskins great, Joe Theismann will be honored this Saturday at the Walter Camp All-American Weekend.
Last year recap of AFS's national sales meeting. Got to meet Joe Theismann!
NFL legend Joe Theismann says Tom Brady is the best quarterback to ever play the game.
Quotes from some of the highest paid people in the USA: WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REGULAR JOBS 1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me." 2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.." 3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skin's say: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too." 4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treat us like mens. He let us wear earrings." 5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." 6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh : "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.." (Now that is beautiful) 7. Bill Peterson, a Florida Stat ...
A bunch of young 'uns...squawking that Sylva was the worst leg break ever... It was gross, but you must not have seen THE grossest.. Joe Theismann leg break... It was awful!
So, Anderson Silva, Kevin Ware and Joe Theismann walk into a bar... They all break their legs.
Former Super Bowl champion quarterback and current sportscaster Joe Theismann delivered a keynote at the Gildan New Mexico Bowl kickoff luncheon. Theismann shared a number of life experiences with the crowd of about 750 at Isleta Resort & Casino, which included the participating teams in today’s New
Former Washington Redskins quarterback Joe Theismann says that when he wore the uniform as a player he did it to honor American Indians.
Joe Theismann predicts the Super Bowl but do people really go to Craig for football tips?
For Washington Redskins, pride always precipitates the fall By Thomas Boswell, Published: December 13 E-mail the writer In the NFL, some men might be called humble. But it’s definitely not the rule. So, those who own or coach teams must be experts in human ego — respecting and managing it in others, but concealing and controlling it themselves. No franchise, year after year, does such a pitiful job of handling the issues of pride and vanity in its athletic heroes as Washington. New chant: “Let’s go, Egos. Run Amok!” For years D.C. had the vainest of owners, but he was balanced by Bobby Beathard and Joe Gibbs, two deft managers of ego — both theirs and others. They knew their NFL worth, but set that self-regard aside. Instead, they healed, fed or corralled the egos of others, from Dexter Manley to Joe Theismann and John Riggins. The contrast to the current team is total. Witness this week’s clusterbacle. In the latest twist of the knife, Coach Mike Shanahan says that Robert Griffin III, who . ...
If Shanahan wants to get fired, he should leave some droppings in Joe Theismann’s stupid single bar helmet.
Here's a counter-intuitive take from Joe Theismann. I don't think he's going to change many minds.
Every time Joe Theismann opens his mouth, the chances of him joining us on the Redskins Radio Network become less and less.
Too many concussions, Joe? -> Theismann on Shanny: "I admire what Mike is doing...I think it’s somewhat admirable."
As the Falcons get ready to face the Redskins The Morning Show caught up with Redskins legend Joe Theismann to talk about the news that RG3 will be benched i...
I'm feelin like Joe Theismann with his enlarged prostate giving him the fitz... Except I'm not a Redskin... Don't get it twisted
and reports are circulating that Joe Theismann has picked up a football and has begun throwing.
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"So what? There are 42 other guys dressing out on a Sunday..." -Joe Theismann on a potential Art Briles hiring in Washington
"I don't know if it's going to be the end for Mike [Shanahan]. That'll be for Mike and Dan [Snyder] to discuss..." -Joe Theismann
"[RG3] has certainly not played anywhere near the expectations he had for himself, or the fans, or the organization had.". -Joe Theismann
"I think it's a very difficult decision to make..." -Joe Theismann on benching
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Redskins are what 3-10? Who cares who their quarterback is? They might as well send Joe Theismann out there
At 9:40 AM, we'll talk to the legendary Joe Theismann (about the and Tune in:
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The Answer to yesterday Trivia Question was...Jim Plunkett! Won the Heisman in 1970 beating Joe Theismann and Archie Manning to 2nd and 3rd!
Dan has a lot of professional connections to Jay Gruden. Bruce Allen and Joe Theismann being two of the big ones.
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Does Joe Theismann still get a check from the Redskins? Excuse me, from the Washington DC football team.
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Joe Theismann said QB is the toughest thing in life, but he has never lived in SoCal during a cold snap. smh.
Wow. Could you have been any more softball with Joe who's obviously now a PR guy for the Disappointing.
Ask Joe Theismann to do his impression of a sprinkler.
Joe Theismann is coming on? That should be good, because Joe Theismann REALLY likes Joe Theismann.
ICYMI: Legendary quarterback Joe Theismann joined earlier on
Legend Joe Theismann joins NOW to discuss the situation w/ Shanahan and RGIII. Listen:
Neither, how about Joe Theismann or Joe Gibbs? At least they won
We may make Kirk Cousins and Matt Flynn look like Joe Theismann and Brett Favre, respectively.
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9 yrs ago today we found out God wanted Joe Theismann to be happy. Still hilarious.
legend Joe Theismann joins and at 9:30am EST tomorrow.
I bet Joe Theismann wishes his autocorrect worked.
Gruden actually makes me long for the days of Joe Theismann on Previously thought that was impossible.
my when Lawrence Taylor breaks Joe Theismann's leg, lets go giants
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Players don't wear helmets they just beat the living daylights out of each other then go for a beer. I love that. …
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It's sad that the legendary Monday Night Football sack by Lawrence Taylor had such a lasting effect on Joe Theismann's prostate.
That's why I loved Joe Theismann - he was always analyzing the action on the field. Never got bored and acted like it was talk radio.
Met Joe Theismann today. Man, that guy is classy. He smells like whiskey and going to see a man about…
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GOOD NEWS:. in the on 12/21!. BAD NEWS:. They gotta suffer through Joe Theismann's kickoff luncheon keynote on 12/20
Joe Theismann ain't break his leg for this.
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I wonder if Joe Theismann tells people to bust a Theismann instead of "Break a leg."
There’s more to than the TV ad. Watch extras with Terry Bradshaw and Joe Theismann on YouTube:
Yup, but as much as Joe Theismann talked, I never remember him throwing Gibbs under the bus.
I wonder if Joe Theismann gave out bottles of Super Beta Prostate for Halloween.
Joe Theismann tossing that bottle of Super Beta Prostate to the dude leaving the porta potty makes me giggle every time.
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I was always told that I was too small, skinny, slow, not tough enough, and I never ever believed what people told me. - Joe Theismann
If I ever see Joe Theismann in person, I'm going to punch him in his prostate!
Wouldn't it be ironic and glorious if somebody took Joe Theismann's Super Beta Prostate and shoved it up his ***
"There's now gameplan against him. He's real. Real real." - Joe Theismann
Tommy Rees, Jimmy Clausen, Brady Quinn, and Jarious Jackson have more passing yards in a season than Joe Theismann.
Amazing speech by Joe Theismann.that guy is one cool cat!
"It was at that point, I also found out what a magnificent machine the human body is" -Joe Theismann
I don't think I am going out on a limb in saying America is tired of hearing about Joe Theismann's prostate.
Joe Theismann is now a spokesperson for *** pills.
the No Huddle blooper where Joe Theismann said "Danny Woodcock" instead of "woodhead" is hilarious lol
Classic NFL Network moment. I'll never forget that. Joe Theismann killed me.
Joe Theismann is on my flight home! It's a sign that football will be good tonight! GO PANTHERS!
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Breaking: Rams reach out to Drew Bledsoe, Randall Cunningham, Troy Aikman, Steve Young and Kurt Warner. They also called Joe Theismann to see if his leg is healed.
ESPN just reported Joe Theismann turned down the Rams starting QB offer and will continue to do Super Beta Prostrate commercials.
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Just your typical Thursday...having lunch with Joe Theismann.
I can't wait til Johnny Manziel gets into the NFL, so he can have his career end like Joe Theismann's broken leg
Who is next on the Rams list of QBs to pull out of retirement? Troy Aikman? Joe Montana? Doug Williams? Joe Theismann? Ron Jaworski?
Joe Theismann was a quarterback for the Redskins in the 80s. In those days, QBs also acted as holders for kickers on PATs and field goals. Here's one the fans will look up. Who was the first place kicker Theismann held for? Our lines are open.
Liver and onions. One of my favorites @ Joe Theismann's Restaurant
ODAM we talked with Joe Theismann who will speak at this years luncheon. Listen:
On Wednesdays audition of The Opening Drive host Jeff Siembieda, who also doubles as executive director of the Gildan New Mexico Bowl, announced that former NFL quarterback Joe Theismann will speak...
Just saw a woman get ran over by a car in the parking lot. I went over to her, she was screaming real loud and her knee cap was...Joe Theismann-esque. Seriously one of the most intense things I have seen. I sincerely hope thay her luck inside the casino was alot better than it was outside of it.
Joe Theismann 'proud' to represent Native Americans - CANOE
Joe Manchin makes me miss Zell Miller. At least Miller was entertaining. Manchin looks like an unemployed Joe Theismann impersonator.
Super Bowl Champion Joe Theismann will be the keynote speaker for the Cozad Hospital Foundation Fall Ball set for...
My blog on the New Mexico Bowl announcing Joe Theismann as its keynote speaker for this year.
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