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Jocelyn Wildenstein

Jocelyn Wildenstein (née Périsset; born August 5, 1940) is a New York socialite known for extensive facial surgeries, an extravagant life – she once calculated her yearly telephone bill at $60,000 and food and wine costs at $547,000 – and her divorce from Alec Wildenstein in 1999.

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Fun fact: the person who looked after Jocelyn Wildenstein's dogs (catwoman) made $60,000 a year...
Anyone seen her and Jocelyn Wildenstein together at the same time?
You're starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein. Oh vey!
. This pic I saw earlier of Babs today. Strangely enough, she now looks a lot like Jocel…
Lay off the pancakes, and the plastic surgery for that matter...you're starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein
My niece had nightmares of Jocelyn Wildenstein
is starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein
Who does she blame for making her look like Jocelyn Wildenstein?
She is beginning to resemble Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Wow, she is starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein. Meow. 😂😂
*** is she doing to her face? Looking like Jocelyn "Catwoman" Wildenstein. Horrible, get a tummy tuck instead of facial injections.
That's not Barbara Streisand it's Jocelyn Wildenstein. Wait, you're right it is her. Guess u get the fact u deserve at 75.
Are we sure that's not Jocelyn Wildenstein?
Gee willikers. She looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein, the Cat Woman creature.
Does share the same plastic surgeon as Wildenstein ?
Bad plastic surgery. See Jocelyn Wildenstein for reference.
Looks like Babs is intends on giving Jocelyn Wildenstein a run for her money. --meow--
Rog.. b4 you Jocelyn Wildenstein your face.. call me. Ya come to Cali.. a little yoga.. some meditation.. it'll do…
"And has turned me into Jocelyn Wildenstein."
Looks like is using the same plastic surgeon as Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Body modification is fine but keep in mind some of the disasters such as Jocelyn Wildenstein.
My idol love him so much impersonating my Queen Jocelyn Wildenstein &looking busted the house!Maybe he'…
Rachel Dolezal is the Jocelyn Wildenstein of ethnicity.
If keeps overdoing it, she's going to start looking like that "Cat Lady" Jocelyn Wildenstein!
Jocelyn Wildenstein steps out in New York with boyfriend Lloyd Klein --->
(Daily Mail) steps out in New York with Lloyd Klein : Jocelyn..
lookin like he's related to Jocelyn Wildenstein. Lol
Ivanka needs to stop with the surgery. If she's not careful, she'll end up looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Curiously, Sarandon passes for Bette, but Lange just looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein.
sure is. I'm struggling to believe it too. He's turning into Jocelyn Wildenstein.
I'm sure they told jocelyn wildenstein that she could never look like a blown up cat, and she proved them wrong!.
Even if there narrative were true, you don't go back to the bad doctors again and again like Jocelyn Wildenstein.
I've never managed to squeeze out the correct amount of lip balm from a tube of carmex. Wonder if Jocelyn Wildenstein had this problem?
How did that scary woman in the sexy white dress in Network turn into Jocelyn Wildenstein?
Shes on the verge of being Jocelyn Wildenstein.She hs messed her face up.Doug pointd it out to me months ago
'Catwoman' Jocelyn Wildenstein reunites with lover after assault charges dropped
Where does Adrienne Maloof end and Jocelyn Wildenstein begin?
I wish that would stay away from those fillers! She's beginning to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein!
Just spent half an hour reading about Jocelyn Wildenstein. Interesting lady, interesting story. 😁
First one: Jocelyn Wildenstein, plastic surgery did that. Second one... Yeah, but it's not a growing problem.
Georgia Easey looks so much like Jocelyn Wildenstein.. I shouldn't be laughing like pity😂
Redmond why do I keep thinking Brandi in interview looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein the cat woman
Madonna stop, you're starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein!
*** yea that *** went from a Jennifer Lopez to a Jocelyn Wildenstein 😂😂😂
meet Maria Shriver's older sis - CAT WOMAN; Maris is committed to looking like a human cat.
Who knew Maria & Joceyln Wildenstein were sisters! Maria is hellbent on looking like her older sis.
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Did I just see Jocelyn Wildenstein at the airport, with a parrot, surrounded by Airport Security? Or sleep deprivation hallucination? 🙀🙈🐦🐯
Pretty sure the the tiger filter on snapchat is making fun of Jocelyn Wildenstein from Botched 😂😂
, why are you such a pain, go be like Jocelyn Wildenstein's plastic surgery disaster somewhere else.
No, it's not. The left is Karen Mulder. The right is Jocelyn Wildenstein.
celebrities who do have it: Michael Jackson, Jocelyn Wildenstein, etc. huge difference
someone get Jocelyn Wildenstein out my mentions 😴
JoJo's family, man. Her brothers are roid-psychos, Dad is straight out of the cast of Fargo, and Mom is Jocelyn Wildenstein.
seriously, that's just sad. Like Jocelyn Wildenstein sad!
ah makes sense now im calling JOCELYN WILDENSTEIN now that should help
u look like guy fieri and Jocelyn Wildenstein had a baby
filter reminds me of Jocelyn Wildenstein
Finally, a filter that makes me look like Jocelyn Wildenstein. Thanks,
Ha! Yes, got a few photos today that are very Jocelyn Wildenstein..
Why does this snapchat filter make me look like jocelyn Wildenstein
So nice to see Jocelyn Wildenstein having a good time!
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Well personally I vote for Jocelyn Wildenstein to play LaToya
Why this snapchat filter make me look like jocelyn wildenstein
Adrienne is slowly morphing into Jocelyn Wildenstein, aka Catwoman.
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She'd be lucky to look like Candy Spelling...she's treading dangerously close to Michael Jackson/Jocelyn Wildenstein territory
Steven Tyler needs to pump the brakes on the plastic surgery - he's turning into Jocelyn Wildenstein
Halloween Tip: if anyone gets offended by your costume, just say you're Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Why did Jocelyn Wildenstein do this to her face?
Worst plastic surgery in history. Jocelyn Wildenstein
and not just women like Jocelyn Wildenstein. Who can ever forget Michael Jackson's face lift.
I just stumbled upon Jocelyn Wildenstein for the very first time. Omg she thought that was a good idea?
that a quote from Jocelyn Wildenstein? Lol
Will u feel that way when his next round of plastic surgery turns him into Jocelyn Wildenstein?
I think this calls for a post of the jocelyn wildenstein face.
Jocelyn Wildenstein is zeroing in on her goal. RT
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Your ghetto, your trashy, you look like something that crawled out of Jocelyn Wildenstein's *** 🔫💣🔪🔨
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I disagree. If you ugly you ugly! Just ask Jocelyn Wildenstein"RT You are as beautiful as you feel...✨"
she's beginning to look like the joker...or Jocelyn here here...
i look like jocelyn wildenstein compared to her BUT
I think I lean more towards Jocelyn Wildenstein.
more uplift than a jocelyn Wildenstein makeover.
I thought your dream girl was Jocelyn Wildenstein
I love Sharon Osboune, but she's beginning to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein. STOP WITH THE SURGERY! 🐈
It looks like Brandi is willingly turning into Jocelyn Wildenstein.
looks like and they are both starting to resemble Jocelyn Wildenstein.
I never realized Jocelyn Wildenstein was such a savy investor
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Just watching it myself too -scary I see Jocelyn Wildenstein sitting there instead of Brandi.
is starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein, the "catwoman" of plastic surgery
Brandi needs to lay off the plastic surgery!! She's starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Omfg... Brandi ...stop with the plastic surgery.. You're starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Every time I look at Brigitte I can't help but think of Jocelyn Wildenstein 😲
PLEASE RID US OF BRANDIE!!! I also wish she had stopped with the "FILLERS." She so looks like "CAT WOMEN", Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Brandi is starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein
Oof, Dakota Johnson is one tough interview. And Melanie? Oy, looking more and more like Jocelyn Wildenstein. Makes me sad.
Melanie Griffith will play Jocelyn Wildenstein in "cat woman - my love of plastic surgery"
just took a selfie, showed it to me, and asked me of she looked like that.. No Holly, you look like Jocelyn Wildenstein lol
I am actually v here for Jocelyn Wildenstein's surgery pre the inevitable sag of age
You look like an even trashier version of Jocelyn Wildenstein. Just saying
“Before Kylie turns 20,she would have totally resembled jocelyn wildenstein. Goshhh”lol too much surgery for a kid... Tres sad
You can't change your face mate. Well, you can, but you risk Jocelyn Wildenstein-ing yourself.
I know. Looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein more and more every episode.
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Is it me or is starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein?
Still tryna understand this thing of bagging a Jocelyn Wildenstein with your chest out just cause the shiri's colossal
There's. Axel Rose, Mickey Roarke and the lovely Jocelyn Wildenstein. The plastic celebs give you a case of the "Wildensteins "
Khloe is starting to look like a lot like Jocelyn Wildenstein :(
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seriously the Dr I see looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein's younger sister but she has a great touch! Lips, forehead, & cheeks!
Jocelyn Wildenstein and Lee Corso are the same person Idc IDC IDC
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Catherine Zeta Jones has gone all Renee Zellweger and heading down Jocelyn Wildenstein territory...pity.
Nique don't come for me when you could pass for a black Jocelyn Wildenstein understudy
this weather is like an instant face lift, I look like Jocelyn Wildenstein
If she doesn't stop she will end up looking like the Cat woman, Jocelyn Wildenstein, by the time she is 25yo.
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When did Marie Osmond start the transition into Jocelyn Wildenstein?
2 more *** on their way to martyrdom, soon to collect their 72 virgins! I hope they all look like Susan Boyle and Jocelyn Wildenstein
If anyone considers plastic surgery, just do yourself a favor & look up Jocelyn Wildenstein
These girls look like Michelle Keegan on Instagram and like Jocelyn wildenstein in person some thing's wrong here. 🙇
as long as you don't end up like Jocelyn Wildenstein it's ok x
If plastic surgery Cat Lady Jocelyn Wildenstein was my mom I'd look like this (wow I make her look better)
Was Alicia the love child of Pete Burns and Jocelyn Wildenstein?
A think she asked for the jocelyn wildenstein not the barbie
she's starting to look like that cat woman Jocelyn Wildenstein
Alicia Douvall looks like a cross between Pete Burns and Jocelyn Wildenstein
if i wanted 2 see Barbies who with plastic surgeries I'd watch a documentary report of Jocelyn Wildenstein
.Unbelievable! She isn't going to stop until she looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Jocelyn Wildenstein why do this to yourself?
Jocelyn Wildenstein looks so good these days.
you're more like Jocelyn wildenstein
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she was a model and her name is Jocelyn Wildenstein.. wayyy too much surgery!
Jocelyn Wildenstein, ex-wife of the heir to Ol Jogi Ranch in Laikipia, got $2.5 billion after divorce & $100M yearly for 13yrs
Adrienne looks more like Jocelyn Wildenstein every time she appears! too many fillers! PS: Kim is gold!
Amanda Platell is looking more like Jocelyn Wildenstein or I'm i being unfair to her?!
Donatella Versace, Jocelyn Wildenstein, Mickey Rourke: When plastic surgery goes too far: It is hard to rememb...
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turtle? lmao good one you look like. Jocelyn Wildenstein bruh 😂
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true. Like, can you imagine any fiction as out-there as Jocelyn Wildenstein?
My brother: "Maria, you look just like Jocelyn Wildenstein.". Me: "Who's that?"
I am very vain and as I age I have no qualms about becoming Jocelyn Wildenstein if I could afford it. Well, maybe not a cat looking lady
If I could be anyone in the world it would be Jocelyn Wildenstein.
you went from Jocelyn wildenstein to Beyoncé😂
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How many times a day do you think Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk email Jocelyn Wildenstein?
Jocelyn Wildenstein Net Worth: She’s famous for her wide-ranging plastic surgeries. Wildenstein got her wealth...
It means he's leathery like a basketball or Jocelyn Wildenstein.
nikki sooner or later Nikki gonna start looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein (Lion Face Lady) SMFH too much.
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Pfft, he should go as Jocelyn Wildenstein instead. He's already 90% there.
It's better than being mistaken for Jocelyn Wildenstein (you)
Joan Rivers looked like Jocelyn Wildenstein but she had sharp features.
I'm sorry to hear Joan Rivers died before her full transformation to Jocelyn Wildenstein was complete.
Plastic Surgeons will have to concentrate om Jocelyn Wildenstein and Lil Kim from now on since Joan Rivers is gone.
I always get Joan Rivers and Jocelyn wildenstein mixed up
"Ew his girlfriend looks like someone slapped her with Jocelyn wildenstein ". "Srsly he always hangs out with models, never average girls"
Y’all I’m glad Jocelyn Wildenstein is trying out acting.
Heather should chill with the plastic surgery ...She's so young & if she keeps it up she'll be the next Jocelyn Wildenstein
"My dame's a Jocelyn Wildenstein but her posterior game's kilos on kilos." Guidance needed
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Aw, geez, Joan Rivers isn't still alive, is she? The world has her confused with Jocelyn Wildenstein.
At least the hackers spared us the Gabourey Sidibe, Jocelyn Wildenstein and Rachel Dratch 👍
How more plastic surgery can Lana del ray have before she looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein. Yikes.
you guys google Jocelyn Wildenstein... her face is an eyesore
I've bought some face masks containing snails, bee venom and and snake venom. I may return from Japan with a face like Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Jocelyn Perisset Wildenstein. New York Socialtite known for extensive facial surgeries and extravagant life. read…
I just wish someone would leak Jocelyn Wildenstein nude pics.
Most these *** want a 6'5 light skin *** with blue eyes Playing in the nba that can fly but yet they be lookin like Jocelyn Wildenstein
Oh god ! he is the look like of that lady called Jocelyn Wildenstein . :o
I don't mean to be rude but..she was unecessarily shady most of the time. And she looked like Jocelyn Wildenstein
maybe she's the cartoon version of Jocelyn Wildenstein?
When you say "girl" and "looking like a kitty", all I can think of is Jocelyn Wildenstein.
So is not a cat but a little girl. Or she was--she's grown up now, as these pictures show.
Hello Kitty is the daughter of Jocelyn Wildenstein? That would explain a lot.
the only one I can think of is Jocelyn Wildenstein. But not even she has whiskers and cat ears
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Hello Kitty's makers confirm she is not a cat: She's Jocelyn Wildenstein?!? 🐱
OK so Hello Kitty is really not a cat; she just wants Jocelyn Wildenstein to like her
Breaking news: Hello Kitty is not a cat via Does this mean HK is just some relative of Jocelyn Wildenstein ***
she must be a close relation of Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Now that Katie Price has decided we must have a movie of her life, who could play her? Jocelyn Wildenstein? Kerry Katona?
drink Drano, play tag with a cobra, go to church, vote UKIP, go on a date with Jocelyn Wildenstein
That is literally the most fake thing I've seen on the internet. That includes Jocelyn Wildenstein.
This is what happens when a woman tries too hard to hold on to a man. Jocelyn Wildenstein
Oops - looks like we were both wrong! It's actually Jocelyn Wildenstein - 'the cat woman'
Dudes will have a Adriana Lima and cheat on her with a Jocelyn Wildenstein
Whoever did the plastic surgery on the should be jailed. Was he supposed to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein?
Dude look like a darker version of Jocelyn Wildenstein
Nicole Kidman needs to lay off the botox and plastic surgery. She is starting to look like catwoman Jocelyn Wildenstein
David Swallow looks a bit like his brother & a bit like Jocelyn Wildenstein.
you had me until you said, Michael 😒. But nah. She looked like Jocelyn Wildenstein. The accuracy😭😂
Courtney love morphing into that Jocelyn Wildenstein. 😱
Resolved: Benedict Cumberbatch is the *** offspring of Butthead and Cat Lady Jocelyn Wildenstein
Lots of surgery? Never noticed it before but she's starting to look like
Donatella Versace, Jocelyn Wildenstein, Joan Rivers & Bruce Jenner have the same surgeon.. Beware the animals.
she's going Jocelyn Wildenstein. Bless her, she can't see it.
His face has been altered to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein. He is now Matthew Keenanstein.
Nicole Kidman is one facial filler injection away from being Jocelyn Wildenstein.
just saw last night's show. Is Vicky turning into the west coasts version of Jocelyn wildenstein?!
there's literally so many pretty people on here and i'm just sittin over here lookin like Jocelyn Wildenstein
Just learned I have the same birthday as Jocelyn Wildenstein, aka Cat Lady. So that's something.
your face is a freak of nature! You look like JOCELYN WILDENSTEIN's sister.
Dr Phil's wife is starting to resemble Jocelyn Wildenstein
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Was that Kim Novak or Jocelyn Wildenstein aka Lion Lady. I think she grabbed a bunch of M & M's before going onstage and couldn't chew before presenting. Or Marisol's mother from housewives of Miami.
Jessie and Jocelyn Wildenstein are twins. Forreal must of been separated at birth.
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Putin's puffed up chops make Jocelyn ("Bride of") Wildenstein look like an all-natural beauty.
What female celebrity do you wish was your sister? — probs Jocelyn Wildenstein bc everyone would be like "are yo...
made her look like Jocelyn Wildenstein.
you have the same head as Jocelyn Wildenstein
Would you rather... share a bath with Piers Morgan or with Jocelyn Wildenstein?
I want to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein
On instagram this girl looks like Megan fox, but in person she looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Once she gets Jocelyn Wildenstein's cat eyes its a certified wrap! O_O SMDH!
Fact check: Jocelyn Wildenstein is not, in fact, dead.
I used to think was beautiful when she first started but now she just looks like the Cat Lady aka Jocelyn Wildenstein..so sad
I feel that it's okay to be a little *** yourself but not so much so that you end up looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Happy valentines day Marco Polo vanarkle vontrapp Ohara blende netizen Goodson .. Hope your day is filled with lawn clipping goodness as you ride the day away on the mower xx love you like Jocelyn wildenstein loves Botox sweetheart x
There is an advert in my sidebar with a photo of Jocelyn Wildenstein that reads "WANT GOOD SKIN?" Uh...1) I have excellent skin thank you very much and 2) even if I didn't I certainly would not want it to look like hers! ew.
someone sent me this link -- led me to this piece of NKKLK for the week. yes, talbog si Bong Revilla. "Granted that the ad is made by a company that sells shampoo, this kind of advertising-with-a-social-cause is not really new. What's new is that it started in the Philippines and reverberated globally. Previous beauty products and brands have done their part in reaching out to specific sectors and populations to “talk to them” about their issues and concerns. Be it beauty, self-image, social participation or self-emancipation, companies have long realized that it’s more effective to communicate with their target audience in this manner. Rather than talking down to them, companies now prefer conversations." -- Rappler. Selling shampoo. Emancipating the Filipina one manang tindera and maralitang tagalungsod at a time. Seriously: show me a woman who has felt liberated by the beauty industry. Other than Jocelyn Wildenstein who used to be a woman, but now she's a cat.
THE CATWOMAN OF NYC: When Iived in SoCal, I saw so many women, who OBVIOUSLY were addicted to plastic surgery. This particular woman, Jocelyn Wildenstein, was a pretty Swiss woman, now a NYer, who WAS married a NYC art collector and dealer. She definitely has an problem, and for some reason, I feel that Kim "WHOREdashian" will eventually, look very similar. This happens, sometimes, I believe when a woman lives a fake trophy STEPFORD, wife life, and becomes way TOO friendly with EVERY women's best friend: THE MIRROR.
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Jocelyn Wildenstein earned her nickname “the cat woman” after undergoing more than $4 million dollars worth of surgeries to look like a feline for her husband! Facelift, lip augmentation, breast augmentation, eyebrow lifts are just a few of the procedures she has endured over the years.
Sometimes I like hump my pillow and pretend it's Jocelyn Wildenstein Jocelyn Wildenstein is HOT! (Look her up)
No matter how many horror books I read or slasher films I watch, there are a few things that still creep me out, and they all have one thing in common: They are all real. Examples: Serial killers. Mannequins. Anything with buttons for eyes. The Victorian tradition of post-mortem photography. Jocelyn Wildenstein. Madonna's arms. *shudders* What scares you?
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Just woke up and my eye is swollen *** i literally look like jocelyn wildenstein. This is terrible and it means sushi delivery service
“I’m going to look like a space alien when I get old, and I’m going to love it,”
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she looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein in the right pic
or Jocelyn Wildenstein will eat your face in your dreams
Plastic surgery cougar Jocelyn Wildenstein stepped out with her 46-year-old fashion designer boyfriend Lloyd Klein in Hollywood on Saturday night looking as catastrophic as ever.
"Human Ken Doll" talked to me about his surgeries & gave me a plastic surgery consultation:
. Katie is not quite in the league of Jocelyn Wildenstein yet !.
yikes! Have you heard of Jocelyn Wildenstein? She's addicted to plastic surgery. Her overall goal is to LOOK LIKE a tiger.
Men be cuffing girls with bodies like Jessica Rabbit and faces like Jocelyn Wildenstein talking about "She BAD!"
After repeated attempts, seven in all, I' have finally managed to watch all the way through Transformers 3. It is easily one of the worst, if not the worst film ever made. I don't mean the worst film I've ever seen, no, objectively I think I can say that it might be one of the worst movies ever made. It's incoherent garbage where every character is just a variation on shouty guy, every robot is an interchangeable scrap heap, and the plot is... well, I'm not sure it's fair to talk about a plot. I'd just be making one up. The amount of gloss poured onto this thing, from the cosmetic sheen on every actor, to the incessant camera swooping, to the post by Instagram, is a totally unprecedented level of plastic tackiness. This movie is the Jocelyn Wildenstein of cinematography. On the positive side, we may have seen the rock bottom of cinema there. True, we could just dwell there, but I'd like to think it's all uphill from here. Why did I watch it all the way through? I needed to know. I thought that maybe, just ...
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Ok, hideousness of the day or Jocelyn Wildenstein? *** that's a pretty motley crew yikes
Why some girls gotta have bodies like Beyoncé and faces like Jocelyn Wildenstein 😔
I thought i was watching Joan Rivers interviewing Cher, Sharon Osbourne and Jocelyn Wildenstein
Whoa, I turned the tv on and thought I saw Jocelyn Wildenstein, but nope, just Mickey Rourke.
Nice to see Jocelyn Wildenstein & Pete Burns are kind enough to share moulds of their face with those less fortunate
Been a bit over jealous with the chilli and have now got lips like Jocelyn Wildenstein.
like the long lost brother of Jocelyn Wildenstein
Feeling sick and faint and unbelievably ANGRY having seen my other cretinous nephew's dog newly butchered by a vet; ears cut and shaped purely for fashion. From a beautiful girl to the "Jocelyn Wildenstein" of the dog world in an hour and all for €50. The vet should be struck off. I don't want to write what I'd like to do to my nephew.
You weren't invited into my mentions Jocelyn Wildenstein ... Take your uglass on.
joe you look like Jocelyn Wildenstein
I don't why everyone's saying "WHO?" - Jocelyn Wildenstein is a BIG NAME SIGNING.
I don't think so. Here, have a present... .
Gotta give Jocelyn Wildenstein her props. She loves and PROTECTS HER lions in Kenya
Note to Jay Mohr: When Mrs. Mohr looks like the star of "The Young Jocelyn Wildenstein Adventures," rethink capping on Alyssa Milano's body.
"07) AMERICAN MARY Oh, Beatress. This was a look that could have very easily worn the actress, but Tristan Risk owned this character design and made it her own. I was very impressed with the plastic look of the living Betty Boop, and the attention to detail of making a woman look like an actual cartoon character was on point. In comparison to the "Ruby Real Girl" character, Beatress didn't look like the typical 'overly plastic-Jocelyn Wildenstein' character, she really looked like Betty Boop."
Jocelyn Wildenstein (] born August 5, 1940) is a New York socialite known for extensive facial surgeries,[3] an extravagant life – she once calculated her yearly telephone bill at $60,000 and food and wine costs at $547,000 – and her …… [ 175 more words. ]
I just saw pictures of Perez Hilton for the first time in YEARS!!! He has had more plastic surgery than Jocelyn Wildenstein, Joan Rivers, and Pamela Anderson...
Jocelyn Wildenstein (born as Jocelynnys Dayannys da Silva-Bezerra in Lausanne, Switzerland, on August 5, 1940), sometimes referred to as the “Lion Queen” or…
sports bet nothing like a novelty bet with Shane Warnes next girl, Erica Baxter favourite $9, Steph Rice chips in at $19, Katy Perry good value at $41, Taylor swift at $151 and the blow out at $1001 with Jocelyn Wildenstein. thoughts?
LETS TRY TO IMAGINE,what if Jay Z married Donatella Versace or Kelly Osbourne or Jocelyn Wildenstein.how could Blue Ivy Carter look like...huh..terrible or worse.not so??...right,..
Woke up today looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein. Don't ask for a photo. Staying in today.
Apparently Bruce Jenner (you know… the one that is married to Kim Kardashian’s mum) is channeling his inner Jocelyn Wildenstein and having even more “work” done to his already plastic fantastic face. This one is a bit of an odd one… [ 92 more words. ]
Madge really needs to get her in-house, full-time personal plastic surgeon to let out the skins of fetuses on her face, because it's pulled tighter than rubber pants on Nicki Minaj's *** Madge gave everyone subtle shades of Jocelyn Wildenstein (which is the biggest compliment you can
I feel oogly today. Not that I'm fishing for compliments, just one of those days where a woman gets the feeling that Jocelyn Wildenstein just one upped you..
Bruce Jenner should sue and get his money back, looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein. ew!
Shynese? The girl that wears the same thong everyday with the SAME BLACK LEGGINGS everyday? The girl that looked like a crackhead Rat when she was in 8th grade? The girl that didn't get no *** because she looked liked Jocelyn Wildenstein in the face? Yeah i know her why whats up? Shynese Monique
Tony Bennett is looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein. God save me from any impulse I may have to look younger than I am.
I wanna look like Jocelyn Wildenstein ... Or nah
OMG! she's competing to b next jocelyn wildenstein.
Manhattan Cat Lady Jocelyn Wildenstein is rumored to have had hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of plastic surgery. Check out this video clip to get the...
What can we say? Bad plastic surgery photos provide us with HOURS of entertainment. And what body image blog would be complete without a nod to the reigning queen of frightening aesthetic alteration – the self-professed “Catwoman” herself, Ms. Jocelyn Wildenstein? You could spend days admiring the h...
got my corn kernels fixed today. I dislike how after the numbing my face felt like jocelyn wildenstein (look it up).
Dear World -please do not be alarmed at my face today. For some reason it's all swollen up like -Jocelyn Wildenstein. I hope the reverts back to normal before the show tonight or perhaps this is my new look. signed, Fat face in Phoenix
Ladies, You must choose to have dinner with one person from the choices given for at least an hr, who do you pick? Don't say none of the above. 1 *** Cheney, Kanye West, Kim Jong -Un, or Mayor of Toronto? Gentlemen, who do you choose to have dinner with for an hour. You have to pick one from these choices: 1. Nancy Grace, Justin Bieber, Casey Anthony, or Jocelyn Wildenstein?
No shade, but Dolly Parton is one facelift away from becoming the country Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Meg, you changed my life. It was an extreme makeover, but without the Botox or either of us ending up looking like the cat-faced woman, Jocelyn Wildenstein.
I'm going to be honest and say that as a woman, I am constantly comparing myself to other women. I don't ever look quite the way I want to look; I pick myself apart and nothing good ever comes of it. Although I know all of this, I still waste precious time complaining about all the things that I believe to be wrong with me, hoping that some miracle will bring me the perfect skin and tiny frame I yearn for. I get caught up more than I care to mention and I often have to stop myself because I know I just sound stupid. But living in a world like this, it’s easy to fall into that trap no matter how smart you are. When thin and tall and flawless are the only things being equated with beauty, we start believing. I mean, it’s only human. But that’s just it though; we forget that we’re more than just human.  Walter Miller Jr. once said, “You don’t have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body.” So simply put yet so incredibly profound. Now, I know I’ll probably make the same dumb mistake tom ...
We were going to do a massive gallery of all the celebrities who were out and about over the weekend, but then we realised that you'd probably rather look at several very similar pictures of Abbey Clancy's side area and Jocelyn Wildenstein's face than a grainy Johnny Depp behind a fence and Niall *** ..
I could complain about Abercrombie & Fitch, tell Mike Jeffries he resembles the love child of Jocelyn Wildenstein and Rocky Dennis, and express my outrage about how he targets the "cool kid" demographic and excludes "losers" and "fat chicks". Or I could realize I don't give a flying hoot about what brands target whom and neither should anybody else. WHAT IS NEWS NOWADAYS. Stop sharing the A&F hate posts.
Jocelyn Wildenstein surge is doing shows!!
Robert Chisolm: Suzanne Somers is starting to look like,Jocelyn Wildenstein the socialite who had all the plastic surgery. I guess taking over 60 pills a day for various needs/reasons,can take a toll on ones facial appearnce. No need to worry,Obamacare covers the corrective measures to fix it!
The way Kim Johnston looks on dwts is enough to turn anyone off Botox! She was so gorgeous in the Tom Williams dancing days but now looking more like Jocelyn Wildenstein :/
Ok I couldn't help myself with the Jocelyn Wildenstein reference but it does obviously resemble her, I mean who could have plastic surgery to please their husbands love for the big cats, ah well. I had planned on doing these from the start of the month but well I explained in my last post what I end
On October 23, 1814, Joseph Carpue, a surgeon at Duke of York’s Hospital in Chelsea, England, performed the first ever plastic surgery. He reconstructed the nose of a young soldier by cutting a strip of skin out on the guy's forehead, twisting it, then folding it down over where his nose should have been, and sewing it into place. Sounds like a cosmetic job right out of the movie 'Brazil'. To celebrate this momentous achievement of science, let's take a look at some of the best that plastic surgery has to offer. Michael Jackson and Joan Rivers would be too easy. Here are some notorious beauties including Carrot Top, Donatella Versace, Jocelyn Wildenstein, Janice Dickinson, and L.A.'s very own Angelyne. Forever young. Let me know if I forgot anybody good.
Catwoman Jocelyn Wildenstein looked scarier than ever when she enjoyed a romantic day out on the prowl in Beverly Hills with her partner Lloyd Klein.
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I'll Kim looks like the Cat Lady, Jocelyn Wildenstein. Smh!
Photo of Sharon Osbourne in mirror today, looking more like Jocelyn Wildenstein ,the plastic surgery Queen,
I don't understand how breast augmentation or getting a nose job has anything to do with being vegan. So long as you reject the commodity status of animals and extend that compassion to human beings, i will accept and respect you. If no human beings or animals were harmed in the process of your breasts or nose being altered, i do not see how your plastic surgery discounts the good you have done for human beings and animals. If people choose to alter their appearance by looking at the success of your plastic surgery, well that is THEIR problem. NOT YOURS. If your plastic surgery makes you look good and not like Jocelyn Wildenstein, well then i have nothing to say about it. Either way, it was your personal choice. Generally, the people that try to demean other vegans by pinpointing other things they do unrelated to veganism and try to discount the good they do based on that are jealous of them or just insecure with themselves. Veganism is the rejection of the commodity status of animals. I don't see "breast ...
My ultimate goal is to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Cougar alert! Jocelyn Wildenstein’s relationship with much younger designer Lloyd Klein is still going strong and she hit up the Sunset Strip and RadarOnline.com has the photos of her wild night ou...
[ 10 Worst Plastic Surgery Disasters ] Jocelyn Wildenstein: a US$4 million monster Known by the press by the nick...
yeah but u look like Jocelyn Wildenstein
Snark of the Day. Ms. Jennifer Garner in the Max Mara ad. Gorgeous coat and bag, but what did you do to your lips? Granted Ms. Garner always had a large mouth and lips but for a few moments, from a distance, I was seeing a Jocelyn Wildenstein mouth in the making. Hmmm.
Ok this divorce settlement is CRAZY!! Alec and Jocelyn Wildenstein were married for 21 years before their divorce was finalized. Jocelyn filed for the divorce after walking in on her husband with a 19-year-old model in their bedroom and during the incident, he threatened her with a gun. In her settlement she was paid $2.5 billion and awarded $100 million each year for 13 years beyond that.
I gotta start watching Craig Ferguson more often. "There are only two species that can shed their skin: snakes, and Bruce Jenner . Do we have a picture of him?" Then, a photo of Jocelyn Wildenstein.
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