Jimmy Kimmel & Secret Service

James Christian Jimmy Kimmel (born November 13, 1967) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice artist and television host. A secret service describes a government agency, or the activities of a government agency, concerned with the gathering of intelligence data. 5.0/5

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Even with the election over, comedian Jimmy Kimmel isn’t worried about a lack of political material. “There’s always somebody texting a photograph of their genitals to someone, or some Secret Service scandal, or someone doing something weird or saying something weird,” Kimmel...
"I'm excited to get a chance to interview the first lady and excited about partying with her Secret Service agents after the show." –Jimmy Kimmel
Late Night Jokes from Newsmax.com The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Late Show With David Letterman Jimmy Kimmel Live! Late Night With Jimmy Fallon The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Tomorrow night Joe Biden and Paul Ryan will be facing off in the vice-presidential debate. The White House is a little worried. In fact, Biden's handlers are telling him, “Whatever you do, don't be yourself. Be anybody else." The good news for the White House is that unemployment has dropped to 7.8 percent, right where it was when President Obama took office. So Obama has gone from "Change you can believe in" to "Can you believe there's no change." Today the Secret Service caught a woman trying to sneak into the White House with a mysterious package. Turns out it was just Ann Romney with some carpet samples. Mitt Romney is refusing to participate in the long-running special on Nickelodeon called “Kids Pick the President.” Romney said it's nothing personal; he just says that these kids are part of that 47 percent who contribute ...
"Mr. President, I know you won't be able to laugh at my jokes about the Secret Service, so cover your ears—if that's physically possible." —Jimmy Kimmel
"Strange development in the Secret Service prostitution saga. They issued new rules of conduct on Friday, and on some trips they will send chaperones to make sure the rules are enforced. Am I nuts, or is this weird? We have to give the Secret Service chaperones to make sure they don't get drunk and have sex? We should make the agents travel with their moms." -Jimmy Kimmel
Video on msnbc.com: At this weekend's White House Correspondents Dinner, President Obama cracked jokes about eating dog, Mitt Romney, and the Secret Service while the night's host, Jimmy Kimmel, also cracked about the president's ears.
Jimmy Kimmel roasts The President, Washington and, of course, the Secret Service: If this had happened under President Clinton's watch, you can *** well bet that those Secret Service agents would have been disciplined with a serious high-five.
I felt bad for Jimmy Kimmel It is hard to tell secret service jokes when they are right there staring you down.
Jimmy Kimmel and President Obama skewered the Secret Service, Washington's political and media elite--and each other--at the 98th White House Correspondents' Association dinner on Saturday night at the Washington Hilton.Jimmy
"The secret service will infiltrate the Kardashians house by disguising themselves as the Denver Nuggets to get access." -Jimmy Kimmel
Best line of the DC Correspondents Dinner from Jimmy Kimmel: "The Secret Service is staked out in front of Kim Kardashian's house dressed as the Denver Nuggets."
Jimmy Kimmel aimed his comedic barbs at President Obama, Washington politics, and the Secret Service during the White House Correspondents Dinner on Saturday...
VIDEO: Jimmy Kimmel jokes about the President & the Secret Service -- watch:
"Yesterday the Dalai Lama said he likes George W. Bush as a person, but not as a president. When asked for comment, Bush said, 'I love him as a Dalai, but not as a Lama.'" - Conan O'Brien "Time magazine has come out with their 100 most influential people issue, and Newt Gingrich is not on the list. In fact, he's not even on the list of the 100 most influential Newts." - Jay Leno "They estimate that a billion people participated in Earth Day activities. Then they all went back to driving their SUVs to the gym." - Jimmy Kimmel "Congress is expanding its probe into the Secret Service scandal. Congressmen want to know how this could happen, who was responsible, and do those ladies take Discover cards?" - Conan O'Brien
Jimmy Kimmel jokes about the Secret Service sex scandal during the Correspondents' dinner.
Jimmy Kimmel has an idea for a romantic comedy.
The Latest From Late Night Comedians DATE: THURSDAY, APRIL 19, 2012 Conan O'Brien: "President Obama is gearing up for his presidential campaign. He's created a new series of ads aimed at Latinos. The first ad boasts that 'Just last week my Secret Service created jobs for 11 Colombian women.' That's a lot of jobs." Conan O'Brien: "Mitt Romney is weighing in" on the Secret Service scandal. "He said Secret Service personnel involved in the scandal should be fired for putting 'play time ahead of the nation.' So I think the real story here is that Mitt Romney describes prostitutes and cocaine as 'play time.' He's cooler than I thought." Jimmy Kimmel : "Mitt Romney is getting a lot of heat from animal lovers because of a story he told of when he put his dog Seamus in a pet carrier and strapped the carrier to the roof of his car for a 12 hour road trip. But now President Obama is the subject of a canine controversy, thanks to his own book. In Obama's memoir, called, 'Dreams from My Father,' he talked about his ...
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