Jimmy Fallon & Jay Leno
James Thomas Jimmy Fallon, Jr. (born September 19, 1974) is an American actor, comedian, singer, musician and television host. James Douglas Muir Jay Leno (born April 28, 1950) is an American stand-up comedian and television host./5
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see some other time...don't miss Jay Leno or Late Night With Jimmy Fallon on NBC tonight...
From Tuesday's Late Night Political Humor: Jay Leno: “Former President George Bush on the show tonight. Very excited about that. As you know, he’s nicknamed 43 because he was the 43rd President. And President Obama is nicknamed 44 because that’s how many people have signed up for Obamacare.” Jay Leno: “In a TV interview, the mayor’s brother Doug said that everyone thinks that Mayor Ford is a conservative. They said no, no, he’s not. They say he’s a social liberal who loves President Obama. Mayor Ford loves President Obama. What good luck that is, huh? The only politician supporting the President is the crack-smoking mayor of Toronto.” Conan: “President Obama is being criticized for not attending today’s ceremony commemorating the Gettysburg Address. Yeah. In fairness, though, Lincoln did not attend Obama’s ‘Sorry About This Crappy Website’ speech.” Jimmy Fallon: “ I heard that Joe Biden has been noticeably absent from several White House events in the last few weeks. People ...
Ok my Thursday night is gonna go something like this.paperwork,X Factor, Braxton Family Values, Scandal, Arsenio, Jay Leno, Jimmy Fallon and Paternity Court...am I missing anything?
Tonight's programming: Tune in at 8 and 8:30 for a double shot of Parks & Recreation, followed by Sean Saves the World at 9, Michael J. Fox at 9:30, Parenthood at 10, and NBC29 HD News at 11. Julian Lennon and David Gregory visit Jay Leno, and Liam Hemsworth guests on Jimmy Fallon.
Wal-Mart announced that this Thanksgiving they are opening earlier than they ever have. Because what better way to celebrate the pilgrims' arrival than buying crap from China." –Conan O'Brien "It just came out that President Obama brings a portable security tent with him on overseas trips so that he can read classified documents. He sets up a tent in his hotel room. Obama said it's a good way to avoid being spied on while he keeps track of who he has spied on." –Jimmy Fallon "Yesterday President Obama honored our oldest living veteran, a man who is 107 years old. Today President Obama told him he can finally come home from Afghanistan." –Jay Leno "It seems that during his re-election campaign this year, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie paid $46,000 to get advice from former strategists for Mitt Romney. The advice he got: 'If you ever want to be president, don't listen to us.'" –Jay Leno "Today a reporter asked Chris Christie, 'What do you think of 2016?' And Christie said, 'I think it's a good w ...
Wednesday 11/13/13, "MUSIC ON TV" sketchy sketches: ~ RZA drops by to drop some info on Wu-Tang on The Arsenio Hall Show; plus, a freestyle Breakdancing battle (CW-WPIX) ~ MIA on CONAN (TBS) ~ The Killers, once again, on Jimmy Kimmel Live (ABC) ~ Kellie Pickler talks and twangs out a tiny tune on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (CBS) ~ Gary Allan on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (NBC) ~ Ice-T raps about his life on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon (NBC) ~ Thomas Rhett plays on Jimmy Fallon (NBC) ~ Tame Impala on Last Call with Carson Daly (NBC) ~ Death Cab for Cutie on Live from the Artists Den (NYC-TV, 2:30-3:30am) ~ The John Douglas Quintet on Backstage Pass (NYC-TV, 5-6am) ~fin. ~8^)
Jimmy Fallon taps Jay Leno for tips on 'Tonight'
The answer to yesterdays trivia was Marilyn Monroe Heres todays- Which late night host said it- Jimmy Fallon or Jay Leno- Listening is more importan than talking. Just hit your mark nd believe what you say.
I got the number 12 so here are 12 things you may not know about me 1. I love sunflower seeds 2. I hate the taste of cinnamon 3. I love late night shows with Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno 4.I want to go hunting 5. play fantasy football 6. I am a Colts fan 7.I hate watching baseball 8. i love to fish 9. I love four wheeling 10. i hate the way i look 11.I love working with dads honeybees but i hate honey 12. i love baking with Sheri Jarrell
"Members of 'Duck Dynasty' are releasing their own brands of wines. Wine experts are saying that it's red wine with varmints and white wine with critters." -Conan O'Brien *** "It costs me 65 bucks to fill up my car today. Remember when 65 bucks would buy you a large latte at Starbucks?" -Jay Leno *** "A school in Tennessee is facing criticism for separating students with bad grades from students with good grades at lunch. That� crazy! You don� use grades to separate kids. Everyone knows that kids should be separated by clothes, looks, and how much money their parents make." -Jimmy Fallon *** When I worked as a technical-support specialist for a computer company, customer help calls ranged from the mundane to the bizarre. One memorable problem I had to trouble-shoot came from a man who complained that every time he flushed his toilet, his computer would reboot. It turned out that he lived in a rural area with water supplied by a well with an electric pump. Every time he flushed, it would turn on the pu ...
Jay Leno and Jimmy Fallon used the same joke in their monologue!!! LOL
i love Jay Leno ... Now waiting on Jimmy Fallon!! LATE NITE LOL
Friday 11/1/13, "MUSIC ON TV" and my last from the great state of Pennsylvania: ~ Paulina Rubio flirts with Arsenio Hall (CW-WPIX) ~ Bernhoft performs on Arsenio Hall (CW-WPIX) ~ Korn rock the stage on Jimmy Kimmel (ABC) ~ Frightened Rabbit scare up a song on David Letterman (CBS) ~ Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. play a li'l ditty on Craig Ferguson (CBS) ~ Empire of the Sun bleep out a tune on Jay Leno (NBC) ~ BIG SEAN f/ Kid Cudi jam together on Jimmy Fallon (NBC) ~ Tomahawk throw fire at the sun on Carson Daly (NBC) ~ The Pack AD also appear on Carson Daly (NBC) ~ Tavis talks with founding members of the R&B-based TOWER OF POWER band, Stephen "Doc" Kupta and Emilio Castillo on Tavis Smiley (PBS-WNET and also NJTV, check your local listings for times near you) =8^ ) Cheers from The Keystone State!
Jimmy Fallon is cracking me up tonight! and Dana Carvey was hilarious on Jay Leno.
Letterman to Stay at CBS Through 2015 announced on Friday that it had extended the contract of David Letterman to continue to be the network's late-night star through 2015. The deal offers no indication that this would be Mr. Letterman's last contract with the network, where he has worked since 1993 as host of "Late Show With David Letterman." Mr. Letterman, 66, has already surpassed Johnny Carson as the late-night host with the longest tenure in television history, having previously hosted NBC's "Late Night" program for 11 years. Mr. Carson hosted the "Tonight" show on NBC for 30 years; with this new deal with CBS, Mr. Letterman would reach 33 years as a late-night host. The decision also means Mr. Letterman will get an opportunity to see how he will fare against yet another entrant in the 11:35 network late-night competition. Jimmy Fallon is set to succeed Mr. Letterman's long-time rival, Jay Leno, as host of "Tonight" next February. Mr. Letterman will now be in place for at least 18 months after that t ...
Jimmy Fallon tells Jay Leno one of the greatest ping pong stories we've ever heard. It's about Prince. MUST SEE:
The Voice Look who’s hanging out late-night tonight! Catch CeeLo on Jay Leno at 11:35/10:35c, then Blake on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon at 12:35/11:35c!
I can accept Jimmy Fallon as a Jay Leno replacement much more than Conan.
and Jay Leno and Jimmy Fallon are my favs
Is Jay Leno gone yet? Can't wait to start watching The Tonight Show again when Jimmy Fallon takes over.
Wow Jane Lynch looks really nice tonight...on another I love Neil Patrick Harris...can't wait for Jimmy Fallon to take over for Jay Leno
Mary & The Giant is going to be on Jay Leno... or Jimmy Fallon... or David Letterman. Seriously. I haven't seen a good music on a late night Talk Show in a very long time. Right now, there's a confusingly curly haired lazy eyed country singer on Leno pointing at a bunch of stuff and singing terrible lyrics with a very mediocre backing band... this is really awful. Like I hope this isn't really the state of music right now.
Neil Patrick Harris Rolls Out Emmy Red Carpet, Final Presenters Are Announced 20, 2013 04:42:36 GMT Jimmy Fallon, Emilia Clarke, Jon Hamm, Heidi Klum and more are added to the presenter list of the September 22 ceremony where Harris will be hosting. Being billed to host the 2013 Primetime Emmy Awards this Sunday, Neil Patrick Harris has taken part in a ceremonial event to mark the official countdown to the big TV show. On Wednesday, September 18, the actor helped roll out the red carpet near the Nokia Theatre's L.A. Live venue in Los Angeles along with the telecast producer Ken Ehrlich and The Academy CEO Bruce Rosenblum. Speaking to reporters at the red carpet roll-out ceremony, he said he planned to stay on stage throughout the show. "I'll be staying on stage the whole show -- with a few exception," he shared. "I thought about having a colostomy bag, but I thought that would not be good for the first few rows. It would be like a Gallagher show if things go wrong, so I may have to excuse myself for a min ...
so when Jimmy Fallon replaces Jay Leno, Seth Meyers is taking Jimmy's spot. Interesting.
JOKING BAD... Jimmy Fallon's Breaking Bad parody. SPOILER: It's the funniest Jay Leno has been i…
Everyone giving Jay Leno dap in the beginning of The Late Show is middle-aged. They can't give it to Jimmy Fallon soon enough.
I watch the Jay Leno show every night and then Jimmy Fallon~
would you say that is the Jay Leno and is the Jimmy Fallon of the Comcast channels?
I want Justin to go on Oprah, Ellen, Jimmy Fallon, Chelsea Lately, George Lopez, Alan Carr, David Letterman, and Jay Leno a…
Jimmy Fallon: Stepping into Jay Leno's shoes 'nerve-wracking but exciting'
I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting David Letterman, Jay Leno, Jimmy Fallon.
Jimmy Fallon says he hopes he makes Jay Leno proud:
Jimmy Fallon on replacing Jay Leno: 'I want to make him proud'
happen to catch the Conan or Jay Leno or Jimmy Fallon one? Loved those..
Jay Leno, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Conan O'Brien, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert. Which one is your favorite?
Jimmy Fallon could be the next Jay Leno
I depend on comedy shows such as for their uplifting content. Their material is appropriate, has a humorous perspective and keeps us straight. I revere preachers and reverends for their guidance . I also revere these comedians, and their associates for their “big picture” perspectives: Jimmy Kimmel, Jay Leno, David Letterman, Jimmy Fallon, Craig Ferguson, Conan O'Brien.
"A company in Japan has a new watch with a built-in breathalyzer that can tell you if you're drunk. It would probably work better if the watch didn't always list the time as '5 o'clock somewhere.'" -Jimmy Fallon *** "The Consumer Protection Agency has recalled 96,000 Jeep Liberty baby strollers because there is a problem with the tires blowing out. How fat are our kids getting when they're blowing out tires on their baby strollers?" -Jay Leno *** "'World War Z' just came out. It took a long time to film. It had to undergo a couple of rounds of reshoots. In the original version, instead of zombies, it was cats. But that was too scary for everybody." -Craig Ferguson *** Shortly before our 25th wedding anniversary, my husband sent 25 long-stemmed yellow roses to me at my office. A few days later, I plucked all the petals and dried them. On the night of our anniversary, I spread the petals over the bed and lay on top of them, wearing only a negligee. As I hoped, I got a reaction from my husband. When he saw m ...
"Nestle has launched a new premium water called 'Resource.' They say it is made specifically for a woman who is a little on the trendy side and the higher income side. 'Resource' sounds so much better than tap water for women who are really rich and stupid." -Jay Leno *** "A new survey found that 70 percent of Americans admit to 'going through the motions' at their jobs. And the other 30 percent blah, blah, blah, punch line." -Jimmy Fallon *** "There's a new movie out called 'Now You See Me,' and it's about everyone's favorite subject, magic. It's not that difficult to be a magician. All you need is a cape, a top hat, and a willingness to sell your soul to Satan in exchange for mystical powers." -Craig Ferguson *** We all fail sometimes. But there's something about failing with style. Here are some of the best test paper blunders from the most clueless - and inventive - of students. * Classical Studies * Question: Name one of the early Romans' greatest achievements. Answer: Learning to speak Latin * Biolo ...
"Last week it was revealed that the National Security Agency has spied on Americans' phone records and Internet history for years. Yesterday, the source of the leak said he's hiding out in Hong Kong, marking the first time anyone has ever said, 'I don't want to be punished by the government – so I guess I'll go to China.'" –Jimmy Fallon "He went to China to avoid government persecution. That's like going to Ireland to avoid getting drunk." –Jimmy Fallon Happy birthday to the president's daughter Sasha, who is 12 years old. For her birthday, her father gave her Justin Bieber's phone records." –David Letterman "Snowden said today he was going to disclose all this information earlier, but he wanted to wait until after the election. To which Mitt Romney said, 'Hey, thanks a lot. Appreciate it.'" –Jay Leno "President Obama was visiting a middle school yesterday, and while he was there he said that every school in the U.S. should have high-speed Internet. Then it got awkward when one kid said, 'Why, s ...
Jay Leno is being dropped for Jimmy Fallon, to host the Tonight Show. "Come on over to the bright side Jay and join FOX! "
Is it me? Or Has John Oliver replacing Jon Stewart getting a ton more attention than Jimmy Fallon replacing Jay Leno? Modern times. :)
Must be Michigan night on NBC. Wheel of Fortune had a puzzle that was "Grand Rapids Michigan", Jeopardy had a clue about the Upper Peninsula, the Swon Brothers started out The Voice with a Bob Seger song, and Jay Leno just did a joke about the guy who beat his golf partner with a 5 iron on a golf course near Rochester. Makes me want to stay up and see what Jimmy Fallon has to say.
Wait, Jimmy Fallon is going to take over for Jay Leno...Id be upset if I still watched that show...
The Ultimate Late Night Host: The monologue skills of Jay Leno, the sketch/bit/music skills of Jimmy Fallon, the improvisation of Conan O'Brien and the interview skills of Jimmy Kimmel/Craig Ferguson.
Just made this prediction on the air...let's see if it plays out: Even though he leads in the ratings, NBC is about to dump Jay Leno in favor of the younger, "more hip", Jimmy Fallon. In the last few months, Leno's tone and monologue content have drifted farther to the Right, and certainly more aggressive against President Obama than he had been in the past. I believe this is a calculated response to David Letterman's move from the mid- Left, all the way into territory of "fluff man" for the Democrats and the Obama administration. (Letterman was once my favorite...he has now lost me...he is now the most aggressive anti-conservative in the history of network TV) I predict this will all eventually play out well for Leno, who very easily could sign on with an 11 o'clock show on the FOX Network (not Fox News Channel...but the broadcast net), and immediately become the show (again) in late night. Who's in for that?
Watching "Healing in the Heartland", a one-hour show organized by Blake Shelton, with participation from many amazing artists. Also have to thank the sponsors, as they are not only taking care of expenses but donating as well. The donations are for the short AND long-term rebuilding efforts in Oklahoma following the tornados last week. So far, Blake opened the show as the host. Darius Rucker, Rascal Flatts, Miranda Lambert have performed. Jay Leno, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Johnson, Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood, and Carrie Underwood have filmed appeals for donations. Who says country doesn't have HEART??? Great show for a great purpose!!
No Jimmy Fallon,David Letterman or any other other Talk Show host can come close to Jay Leno! One of the most charismatic people on TV!
Hot boys for your DVR alert!! Tonight Vin Diesel on Jay Leno. Tomorrow Mark Ruffalo on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Friday a double dose, Jon Hamm on Letterman and Paul Walker on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon!
CELEBRITY TO DO LIST: Seth Meyers He joined the cast of "Saturday Night Live" in 2001 and became the anchor of "Weekend Update" in 2006. This coming February, he's replacing Jimmy Fallon as the host of NBC's "Late Night". How does he do it all? Let's check the Celebrity To Do List of Seth Meyers. 8:00 A.M. Wake up from horrible dream that I actually had to be funny to get my own Talk Show. 8:30 A.M. Practice in mirror shouting punch lines sarcastically. 10:00 A.M. Realize I just agreed to go from working one night a week, to five. Wonder what the *** I was thinking. 11:00 A.M. Receive a congratulatory basket of muffins from Jay Leno. Wonder how many have been poisoned. 11:25 A.M. Affix lips to Lorne Michaels' butt. Freeze for rest of the day. 12:00 P.M. Lunch. Jimmy Fallon's leftovers. 12:40 P.M. Say something that isn't that funny, then stare in silence until the person I'm telling it to laughs out of discomfort. 1:00 P.M. Look at Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Conan O'Brien, and David Lett ...
He takes over from Jimmy Fallon, who's tapped to replace Jay Leno on the Tonight show. Meyers, the longtime SNL cast member who anchors the show's "Weekend Update" segment, will take the 12:35 a.m. segment from Fallon.
The futures of Fred Armisen and Jason Sudeikis are also up in the air as "SNL" breaks for the summer before Season 39. But one other departure is certain: Seth Meyers. Meyers will leave "Saturday Night Live" and take over as "Late Night" host when Jimmy Fallon move to "The Tonight Show," replacing Jay Leno. However, Meyers will stay with "SNL" through the fall before he takes over "Late Night."
In a move that is nothing short of formulaic, Seth Meyers is the new face of NBC’s Late Night. Just like his Late Night predecessor, Jimmy Fallon, Meyers is best known for delivering satirical news reports for SNL’s Weekend Update. And just like Jimmy Fallon, Jay Leno, Jimmy Kimmel, Conan O’Brien, D...
NBC announces: Seth Meyers to replace Jimmy Fallon who replaces Jay Leno
Seth Meyers has been tapped to be the host of NBC 's "Late Night" after Jimmy Fallon takes over for Jay Leno as host of "The Tonight Show" next year.
The network said Sunday that the longtime "Saturday Night Live" cast member will replace Jimmy Fallon at the 12:35 a.m. "Late Night" show. Fallon will be moving up an hour as Jay Leno's replacement on the "Tonight" show.
As NBC plans next year's Tonight Show handoff from Jay Leno to Jimmy Fallon, the network is taking a hard look at all of its late night options. That includes a potentially extreme makeover of Late Night With Jimmy Fallon once Fallon departs. The network has also given serious consideration to expan...
NBC’s outgoing Tonight Show host Jay Leno got in one of the last Obama potshots likely to be seen on the show after Jimmy Fallon takes over soon. President Obama has had numerous failed promises, as do almost all politicians, but one of the center...
I liked a video Kids React to Jimmy Fallon vs. Jay Leno
Why can't NBC just fire Jay Leno and give Jimmy Fallon the job?...
Jay Leno's jokes are terrible. No wonder why Jimmy Fallon is taking over the Tonight Show 💙👏
Late Night On Boston Bombings No Joke: 2ND UPDATE: Jay Leno, David Letterman, and Jimmy Fallon are in repeats ...
The best of Jimmy Fallon: The comedian will be replacing Jay Leno as host of The Tonight Show. Here are some o...
"NBC confirms Jimmy Fallon to succeed Jay Leno as host of 'The Tonight Show' -
Jimmy Fallon to replace Jay Leno after 2014 Olympics. Because that worked SO WELL last time. TBS will have room for you too Jimmy.
Jimmy Fallon will stick with his Roots when he replaces Jay Leno at 'Tonight' - New York Daily News ..
Comedians Jimmy Fallon (R) and Jay Leno arrive in the press room at the Golden Globes awards ce..
Jay Leno confirms he's leaving The Tonight Show and Jimmy Fallon is ...: Chief Executive Officer ...
Jimmy Fallon to take over for Herman Munster not Jay Leno...
It’s official: Jimmy Fallon to replace Jay Leno on ‘The Tonight Show’
Jimmy Fallon is replacing Jay Leno. What's the big surprise? He already has once before.
Jay Leno, Jimmy Fallon news the subject of late-night jokes: The coming Jay Leno-Jimmy Fallon "Tonight" handov...
Personal opinion: David Letterman will never need the Tonight Show and Jimmy Fallon just proves it can get worse then Jay Leno.
Jay Leno / Jimmy Fallon... Fallon / Leno. Does anyone really care that much (anymore) about late night TV?
Jay Leno leaving "The Tonight Show" in 2014 to be replaced by Jimmy Fallon. Appreciate the heads up so I can plan to continue not watching.
Had a dream that I was talking to Jay Leno and told him i didnt think Jimmy Fallon was ready to take over the Tonight Show... Upset much!??
NBC confirms Jimmy Fallon will take over Tonight Show from Jay Leno via
NBC confirmed late-night TV's worst-kept secret: Jay Leno is leaving the "Tonight Show" and Jimmy Fallon of NBC's "Late Night" is taking...
Jay Leno to step aside for Jimmy Fallon in 2014
Jimmy Fallon taking over for Jay Leno!. It was a good run, Jay, but it was time.
I HATE Jimmy Fallon & refuse to accept him as Jay Leno's replacement.He's so annoying & always has a dumbfounded look on his face
Jimmy Fallon replacing Jay Leno on 'Tonight Show' - Leno takes shots at NBC
Jimmy Fallon taking over for Jay Leno right after the Sochi Olympics the reports. Why the strategic timing?
At Rockefeller Center watching NBC get "MOS'" (news term) abt the new late night shift from Jay Leno to Jimmy Fallon!
NBC is talking about replacing Jay Leno with Jimmy Fallon, Matt Lauer with Anderson Cooper and Carson Daly with a piece of pumice.
Jimmy Fallon named as Jay Leno's successor on the Tonight Show. He's quitting after 22 years
NBC officially confirms that Jimmy Fallon will take The Tonight Show from Jay Leno, like you already knew about
Jay Leno will leave "Tonight Show" in 2014. Jimmy Fallon will be the new host after their first choice, Clint Bowyer, turned it down
Jay Leno to replace Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show in 2015.
Jimmy Fallon announces his Tonight Show gig from a canoe afloat on a placid lake. Jay Leno leaps from the muck and slits his throat
Jimmy Fallon will replace Jay Leno in 2014. Tonight show will go back to its original place in Rockefeller center, Loren Michaels producing.
While she's at it, how about Anderson, Tony, Andy Cohen, Whoopi, Jay Leno, Jimmy Fallon, etc. etc
Jimmy Fallon & Jay Leno address "Tonight Show" rumors and Wynonna Judd got eliminated from 'DWTS" all on this morning on the soup...
MC: Jimmy Fallon will replace Jay Leno..but when?
Jay Leno and Jimmy Fallon performed an elaborate, pre-produced video for the opening of Fallon's Monday night show...
Jay Leno and Jimmy Fallon Sing Duet, Mock Tonight Show - Funny? Lame? Too little and too late? Sound off...
Jay Leno, Jimmy Fallon show the world that late-night 'battle' is just silly
Spotted: On The Tonight Show in a skit with Jay Leno & Jimmy Fallon--the ad for our Spring Special Order Event in...
Jay Leno and Jimmy Fallon tackle 'The Tonight Show' rumors with help from Leonard Bernstein and Stephen Sondheim
Does anybody really believe that Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno are good friends?
Jimmy Fallon needs to take Jay Leno's spot because I can't stay up until 12:35 every night and watch the whole show.And I love his *** show
fsdafgs YES. "Jimmy Fallon reportedly replacing Jay Leno on the 'Tonight Show' next year and moving to NY: -RAS"
I believe you know Jay Leno is funnier. Jimmy Fallon has to have a side kick who seems very talented but old. Jimmy Fallon has talent that seems to be in the acting and imitating mode. If you look at the show material closely Jay Leno is more put together. Fellon's sometimes has a fair funny consistency. Jimmy Fallon's show has improved but it still is not there totally yet. Maybe because he is from New York is the real reason the Snakes like him? Or maybe the Snakes are looking out to paying someone cheaper. Well, cheaper is what we all will be getting. You are stupid; and deserve to lose your *** when Jay Leno who is funnier is booted out and leaves. You don't deserve Jay Leno...you deserve Howard Stern and David Letterman who are really downhill in funny. I'd like to see the Snakes get up there every night and do what Jay Leno does. You Snakes have to crawl around and poison something decent huh? Why don't you strike Obama or Michele when they show up because you are are Snakes and need to be in one bi ...
NBC Would Be Crazy to Give Jay Leno’s Tonight Job to Jimmy Fallon a glimmer of hope for mr predicto
TV Review: Jimmy Fallon's 'Tonight' in N.Y. in '14? - It looks like there’s a reason why Jay Leno’s been...
Jimmy Fallon as the new Jay Leno seems about right.
Jay Leno Feels Mistreated by NBC 1 hour ago | Vulture | See recent Vulture news » Jay Leno (who either will or will not be replaced by Jimmy Fallon next year) wrapped up a week of public bickering with ratings-challenged NBC by accusing the network of betrayal, in joke form. After relaying the story of a Canadian man who recently had doctors remove a knife that had been in his back for three years, Leno zinged, "Imagine that. The guy had a knife in his back for three years. He must have worked at NBC too." And then he decided to do a poop boat reference: "Have you heard about this alleged feud that I’m having with NBC?" he asked. "I think it's going to be Ok. I had dinner last night with a bunch of executives [and] to make it up me, what they did, they are sending my wife and I on an all-expenses-paid Carnival cruise." Elegant. » - Andre Tartar
No joke: NBC a good bet to bump Jay Leno for Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon to take over for Jay Leno.. yeah right.. you guys forgot what happened to Conan already? And earlier still - David Letterman
Jay Leno continues mocking NBC executives as plans to replace the 'Tonight ...
Adam Carolla reax to NBC replacing Jay Leno with Jimmy Fallon
Page Six: Seth Meyers to take Jimmy Fallon's late night NBC time slot when Fallon takes over The Tonight Show from Jay Leno. Wow.
Jimmy Fallon will reportedly replace Jay Leno as Tonight Show host by 2014. Do you think the switch is a good idea?
What Leno said: NBC might be aiming to replace Jay Leno with Jimmy Fallon, but it looks like the "Tonight Show" host isn't going down...
Jimmy Fallon has Jay Leno's Tonight Show gig locked up? I figured that with Comcast owning NBC, Ryan Seacrest would be the heir apparent.
Jimmy Fallon is expected to succeed Jay Leno on the "Tonight Show" by fall 2014
Jay Leno takes another shot at NBC as he is set to be replaced as 'Tonight' host by Jimmy Fallon...with the sh...
Jimmy Fallon to Eventually Inherit 'Tonight Show': NBC has committed to turning over "The Tonight Show," now hosted by Jay Leno, to J...
Jimmy Fallon only THINKS he's taking over the Tonight Show from Jay Leno. Remember what happened to Gus Fring, dude.
ohnny Carson you people that remember him and the great way he did his show. his timing, that he really developed and learne from JAck Benny. this show is on now on PBS he was so good the best late night tv host. I loved steve Allen. He was so funny,.Jack Paar was a good host, but Johnny was tops. I love Jay Leno , but Johnny Carson was the king. if you made it on the Tonight Show, and Johnny Liked you, your career would go off . Like Freddie Prinze. THe Biggest response from people was when Freddie was on. HE was just too young to handle the fame. EVERYONE wanted that young comic. Johnny I miss you and I know thousands do. The talk now is that NBC will oust Jay Leno and bring in Jimmy Fallon. NO NO NO remember whent hey did that with Conan O Brian? terrible. Jay has the highest late night ratings . leave him alone. let things stay the way they are.
Rumor: Glenn Beck has said that Jay Leno is stepping down, again, from the tonight show. He will be replaced by Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy Fallon's show will be hosted by Howard Stern. One can only hope.
NBC bosses reportedly want Jimmy Fallon and Howard Stern to anchor late-night.
My survey on late night Talk Show hosts produced 5 votes for Jay Leno, 2 for Jimmy Fallon, 2 for Craig Ferguson, 1 each for Conan O'Brien, John Stewart & Sarah Palin. NO ONE voted for Letterman. I've been to his show in person, and he does not really endear himself to his audience and is kind of goofy.
Rumors that NBC are grooming Howard Stern to replace Jimmy Fallon on Late Night when Jimmy replaces Jay Leno next year. Forget Howard, who do YOU want to host late night??
Apparently there are rumors that Jimmy Fallon is going to replace Jay Leno and that NBC is trying to get Howard Stern to take Fallon's spot.
may replace Jay Leno with Jimmy Fallon and with Howard Stern...
Jay Leno is retiring and Jimmy Fallon is taking over? I have no problem with that. But didn't that happen before?
“Howard Stern to replace Jimmy Fallon, who’ll replace Jay Leno?
Is NBC prepping Howard Stern 2 replace Jimmy Fallon in that time slot when/if Jimmy takes Jay Leno's spot?
Grateful Dead's Bob Weir hosts Talk Show webcast from San Rafael By Paul Liberatore, Marin Independent Journal TRI Studios »Move over David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno. The Grateful Dead's Bob Weir has a new Talk Show.The singer-guitarist is settling in as the Wednesday night host of "Weir Here," a brand new talk-variety webcast from his TRI Studios in San Rafael.It begins at 5:30 p.m. (8:30 EST), give or take a half hour or so, online atwww.tristudios.com and goes on for an hour and a half or two hours or however long it goes on. "Weir Here," the title inspired by the star's voicemail message, boasts guests that those other guys would have on their programs in a New York minute.One recent evening, Weir jammed with his Mill Valley neighbor, Sammy Hagar, formerBob Weir, right, and Steve Parish during TRI Studios live "Weir Here" webcast conversation segment in San Rafael, Calif. Wednesday, February 20, 2013. Bob Weir took breaks from playing music to sit down with Steve Parish and t ...
A Hollywood Reporter claims that Jay Leno is being pushed out in 2014. They want to replace him with Jimmy Fallon. This would leave open Fallon's Late Night gig, and there are reports that NBC is looking to put Howard Stern in that spot. This is the same NBC that once fired Stern and continued to rehire Leno even if it meant losing both Conan O'brien and David Letterman. NBC is about 20 to 25 years behind the times. I would love to see Stern in this role, but not if it was watered down, which it could be. Knowing NBC, they would probably make a last minute dicisions to go with Adam Carolla instead of Stern.
NBC will announce in May its plans to replace current Tonight Show host Jay Leno with the increasingly popular Jimmy Fallon. This, according to the Hollywood Reporter, who cite two high-level industry insiders, despite NBC's denial and a rep for Leno who said, we don't speculate on rumor. The Hollyw...
You probably wake up to Howard Stern — but do you want to go to sleep with him, too? Over the weekend, word broke that Jay Leno is being pushed out to make room for the younger Jimmy Fallon...
favourite late night Talk Show host will always be Jay Leno, however if he is to step down in 2014 then the torch should be passed to Craig Ferguson and not Jimmy Fallon
When Kim Masters of The Hollywood Reporter wrote that "two high-level industry sources" had told her that NBC was planning its exit strategy for Jay Leno -- and that his arguably forced departure in favor of Jimmy Fallon was coming as soon as 2014 -- NBC denied the story absolutely. Of course it wo...
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Insiders at the Tonight Show are looking at bringing in Jimmy Fallon to replace Jay Leno. Do you think this is a good move? Should Jay stay or go? Do you have a suggestion for a new Tonight Show host?
I bet that John Mulaney is going to get Jimmy Fallon's spot once Fallon takes over for Jay Leno
DejaVu?? Jay Leno rumoured to retire in 2014 with Jimmy Fallon taking over 11:35 cc:
Jimmy Fallon's growing late-night TV popularity in the 18-49 demographic is leading to reports that NBC and Jay Leno will work out a retirement exit in 2014 to install Fallon as the next Tonight Show host.
Remember when it used to be cool to hate Jimmy Fallon? Now he's one of the most well-regarded Talk Show hots on TV, and a gem to boot.. Who'd have thought that would happen?
Did you see Jimmy Fallon make the suggestion to Michelle Obama that maybe there would be a Hillary-Michelle ticket in 2016? Her response was that she would like to replace Jay Leno when he retires.
If you watch late night TV, who do you like more?? Jay Leno, or Jimmy Fallon? I vote for Jimmy Fallon..he makes it interesting where Jay always does the same thing
*** "Monopoly is getting a big makeover. They want to make the Monopoly game more modern and bring it up to date to reflect our current culture. Like, in the new version of Monopoly, the banker never goes to jail." -Jay Leno *** "The Department of Justice is trying to block Anheuser-Busch from buying Corona. So they did what everyone else does — got their older brother to buy it for them." -Jimmy Fallon *** "You know when it comes to organic food, the USDA is very tough. You can't have anything that ends in 'eetos.'" -Craig Ferguson *** [In preamble let me say that whoever wrote this joke doesn't know much about alcohol. First; not even premium imported beer costs $10 a 6-pack, and second; drinking 18 beers a day for 15 years would probably kill a person. That being said, I have been in situations very similar to this, so I still find this joke funny.] 1st Date Conversation Lady: Do you drink? Man: Yes. Lady: How much a day? Man: 3 six packs. Lady: How much does a six pack cost? Man: About $10.00. Lady: ...
"Big news coming out of the Vatican. Pope Benedict resigned. And they're busy looking for replacements. The smart money is on Tim Tebow." –David Letterman "The Vatican was struck by lightning after the Pope announced he was retiring. That really happened. Sounds like someone's not handling the breakup well." –Conan O'Brien "Tomorrow is the first day of Lent, when Catholics begin fasting for 40 days. Some Catholics will give up chocolate, some Catholics will give up alcohol, and one Catholic is giving up 'being Pope.'" –Jimmy Fallon "Today, Pope Benedict surprised everyone and announced that he is stepping down at the end of the month. Or as God put it, 'Well, at least he gave me two weeks’ notice.'" –Jimmy Fallon "Pope Benedict is resigning. And you know what that means: Hillary in 2013?" –Jimmy Fallon "The Pope said he was stepping down at age 85 because he could no longer handle the job physically. To which Lance Armstrong said, 'I've got some stuff that can help you with that.'" –Jay Leno ...
First wheel of fortune and now Jay Leno.. Jimmy Fallon better be on what else are they going to report about??
"China is now expected to surpass Japan as the 2nd richest country in the world. They could become the richest, but that's only if we pay them the money we owe them, and that's not going to happen." –Jay Leno "A new survey shows that 1 in 5 Americans believe that God steers the economy. Mystery solved: God is Chinese." –Conan O'Brien "China is now grading restaurants' hygiene using smiley faces and frown faces. Really? Who do they have working on this stuff in China, kids? Oh." –Jimmy Fallon "China has told us our days of squandering borrowed money are over. So maybe we shouldn’t tell them we just spent $76 million going to the Smurf movie." –Conan O'Brien "The U.S. is now in serious danger of defaulting on our foreign loans, which explains why today, China showed up and broke the Statue of Liberty's kneecaps." –Jimmy Fallon "A new study has found that the majority of wealthy people in China want to move to other countries and the government is trying to find ways to keep them. If only they co ...
Jennifer Lawrence on Conan, Lianne La Havas on Jay Leno, + Justin Bieber on Jimmy Fallon all tonight. I love you, late night Talk Shows.
saw Bill Cosby on Jimmy Fallon, Dana Carvey on Jay Leno and Betty white on Ferguson's show all last night. I'm incomedy heaven!
Grateful to have a roof over our heads tonight. Its *** cold outside! Just me, Jay Leno, & Jimmy Fallon tonight ;P
"According to the CDC, over 128 million flu vaccines have been administered this year," Jay Leno said on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno." "That's almost as many injections as Lance Armstrong has gotten in his entire career." And Armstrong's confession, he noted, "came as a shock to as many as a dozen people." Jimmy Fallon quipped on "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon." "So it's sort of like a regular interview but, you know, on steroids." "What is the secret of Lance Armstrong's success? He always stays positive." 10. Artificially enhanced his cycling shorts 9. Still never leaves the house without several vials of clean urine 8. Owns Texas real estate known as "Rancho Decepto" 7. Took steroids to work up the strength to admit taking steroids 6. Once had an inappropriate relationship with an air hose 5. Also has tattoo of Rex Ryan's wife 4. Has given up on making the baseball Hall of Fame 3. United States Postal Service paid him in stamps 2. Started erotic website, "Tour-De-Pants" 1. Admitted to doping just to ...
Jimmy Fallon's late night Talk Show is so much better than Jay Leno or David Letterman. Those two need to retire and make room fresher, funnier talent like Fallon.
Stephen Colbert: "Checking the web, here. President Obama signed 23 gun control measures today and called on Congress to ban assault weapons and 100 round magazines. There goes my fishing trip, okay?" Jon Stewart: "I swear to you, if I didn't know any better - and I'm not a big conspiracy guy - I would think the NRA is an elaborate after-vanguard, Joaquin Phoenix-style joke or a false-flag operation run by Michael Moore in an attempt to discredit responsible gun owners." David Letterman: "I don't know about the NRA. They're now saying they want all teachers to have guns, all teachers to have guns. But they still must use those scissors with the rounded safeties." Jimmy Fallon: "On Sunday, the White House will hold a private swearing-in ceremony for President Obama. Not to be outdone, on Sunday, Republicans will hold a private swearing-at ceremony for President Obama." Jay Leno: "Well, thousands of dead fish have now washed up on shore along the coast of South Carolina. Today, the NRA said that this wouldn ...
All the news: "Folks, once Jack Lew becomes Secretary of the Treasury, this pubic hair masquerading as an autograph will appear on all our money, making our currency a laughingstock! Our money should have nothing ridiculous on it…just old men in wigs and pyramids with eyes." ---Stephen Colbert - "Chuck Hagel is the new Secretary of Defense nominee. They're saying that he may be reluctant to send troops into a war zone needlessly. What kind of a nutjob is this guy?" ---David Letterman - "Chris Christie lashed out at Congress for doing nothing for the victims of Hurricane Sandy. But in their defense Congress says, 'Hey, we don't do anything for anybody.'" ---Jay Leno - "The 2013 Oscar nominations were announced today. Lincoln earned the most nominations of any movie. I have a feeling that if he were alive today, Lincoln would say, 'What's a movie?'" ---Jimmy Fallon - "No one's taking away all the guns. But now I get it...now I see what's happening. So this is what it is: their paranoid fear of a 'possibl ...
Tonight, "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" moves to ABC's 11:35 timeslot, putting the show in direct competition with Jay Leno and David Letterman. In the newest issue of Rolling Stone, Kimmel offered some potent criticism of the "Tonight Show" host -- and did not mince words.
Kimmel goes head to head with Letterman and Leno tonight. Who is your favorite Late Night host? David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, Craig Furguson or Jimmy Fallon?
Hear the best of Jay Leno, Jimmy Fallon, and David Letterman weekday mornings on Newsradio 1240 KICD.
I know something is wrong when I know the NBC late night schedule because I have watched the following programs on a regular basis... 11:00 pm news, Jay Leno, Jimmy Fallon, Carson Daly's Last Call, CNBC financial news guy (I fall back to sleep during his show), Rerun of Kathy Lee and Hoda's Today (wake up and fall back to sleep again, 30 minute news cast Early Today, then at 4:30 WAVY TV news start again (mad because I know I have to start to get ready to go to work an hour later).
Hm, seriously, Jay Leno and then Jimmy Fallon told the EXACT same joke!!! Same physical gestures and everything!!! Guess they have the same writer's huh?
Laying around watching Jay Leno then get watch late Night With Jimmy Fallon. End to a good night!
I RARELY watch late night television. WOW, Jay Leno is under 20 pounds of pancake and Dave looks SO old (not to mention he isn't funny at all). An ad for Jimmy Fallon's show came on and I laughed like a moron: "Someone broke into the Paris Apple Store and took a million dollars of merchandise. Yes, 3 iPhones and 2 iPads were stolen." Now, THAT'S funny!
Ring in 2013 starting at 10/9c from the heart of Times Square with NBC’s New Year’s Eve with Carson Daly, featuring performances by Train and "The Voice" winner Cassadee Pope. Catch guest appearances by Blake Shelton, Adam Levine, CeeLo Green, Christina Aguilera, Jay Leno, Nick Offerman, Donald Trump, Amy Poehler, Adam Scott, and Jimmy Fallon.
Blake Shelton will be featured on the NBC special New Year's Eve with Carson Daly. Blake and his fellow Voice coaches will each dish about their New Year's parties. The show will also include performances by Train, as well as The Voice's season three winner, Cassadee Pope. Other celebrity guests include Jay Leno, Donald Trump, Amy Poehler and Jimmy Fallon. The Office's Angela Kingsley will give live reports from Times Square.
Heard that NBC might replace Jay Leno with Jimmy Fallon. Apparently they’re ready to try something new on the Tonight Show…humor.
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno - Katherine Heigl, Marjorie Johnson, and musical guest Johnny Mathis. Late Night With Jimmy Fallon - Billy Crystal, Tyson Chandler, and musical guest and sit-in
So my phone is going crazy with questions about the show and the time tonight. Jimmy Fallon is on NBC (for my area, that is Channel 4) after Jay Leno est. Most of you will be rolling over to fart or drool; maybe even BOTH! ~ Set your DVR's ~ ;-)
Earlier this week, The NY Daily News reported that NBC is exploring the option of handing The Tonight Show to Jimmy Fallon when Jay Leno's contract runs up in M
LOS ANGELES (KTLA) -- There are new reports that late night host Jay Leno could be out again -- this time replaced by Jimmy Fallon.
Personally, I think needs to go! NBC wants Jimmy Fallon to take over from Jay Leno: Report -
NBC weighs replacing Jay Leno with Jimmy Fallon: Jimmy Fallon AP Remember when NBC made a mess out of late nig...
Jimmy Fallon might be next in line for Leno's throne. Here's hoping he doesn't get the Conan treatment.
Jimmy Fallon could replace Jay Leno as The Tonight Show host in 2014! Do you think he's a good choice?
NBC wants to replace Jay Leno with Jimmy Fallon. Huge chin to fill... *shoes
Somewhere Conan O’Brien is probably smiling. There’s word that NBC brass are ruminating over Jay Leno’s future — which would involve finally giving their current late-late guy comic, Jimmy Fallon, the coveted job as the host of "The Tonight Show."
Jimmy Fallon could take over The Tonight Show desk at NBC as early as 2014, according to reports, rendering the entire Conan O’Brien, Jay Leno feud from a couple of years ago even more comical.
For as much as we've enjoyed Conan O'Brien's role as the host of his own TBS show 'Conan,' Jimmy Fallon's increasingly strong work on 'Late Night,' and even
It's happening all over again. Just replace "Conan" with "Jimmy Fallon."
Yo, yo, yo!! Listen up everybody...my boys Macklemore x Ryan Lewis x Wanz are on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon tonight at 12:35am on NBC. Be sure to tune in. Another local celebrity, Allen Stone, is on Jay Leno right before that at 11:35pm. So it's all Seattle on the late night shows tonight!
Here's two good reasons to stay up late tonight! 1. Allen Stone performing on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno @ 11:35. 2. Macklemore performing with the Roots on Jimmy Fallon @ 12:35, both on NBC.
Do you agree with these results? What do you think is the best sitcom of all time?! -- "Seinfeld" has been chosen as the best sitcom of all time by the people responding to a poll conducted by "60 Minutes" and "Vanity Fair." Seinfeld was picked by 22% of the 1,100 people who took part in the poll. "The Honeymooners" was next with 20%, followed by "Friends," "Cheers" and "Arrested Development." People were also asked which late-night host was most likely to make them laugh. Jay Leno was picked by 24% of the people. David Letterman was next with 13%, followed by Jimmy Fallon and Conan O'Brien. But 23% said "none of the above." (AP)
Nope.He is an entertainer,a clown.Don't care what Jay Leno, David Letterman, Jimmy Fallon, Kimmel or the SNL crew say either!
Video on TODAY.com: This holiday has provided plenty of fodder for comedians from Letterman and Leno to Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel. The TODAY anchors take a look at some of the best in late-night comedy last week.
David Letterman is the guest on Jimmy Kimmel. All thats left is for Jay Leno to drive in on a pink convertible while Jimmy Fallon rides shotgun. And then they proceed to beat up Jerry Springer that ***
Been Playing guitar for a couple hours. Just watched Switchfoot on Jay Leno and now my Late night show is on. Jimmy Fallon lol.
Dear NBC, Please switch Jimmy Fallon's and Jay Leno's time slots--it would be much more convenient for me. Thanks, Heather
For several hours, websites promoting NBC shows such as Saturday Night Live, Jay Leno and Jimmy Fallon displayed messages such as 'Remember, remember the fifth of November - the gunpowder treason and plot.'
Study shows late night comedians dig more at Romney than all Democrats combined By Hollie McKay A study released this week by the Center for Media and Public Affairs (CMPA) found that since the conventions in September, late night comedians Jay Leno, David Letterman, Craig Ferguson and Jimmy Fallon have told more jokes about GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney than all Democrats combined. “Romney is leading in the humor race, but being the biggest joke is a race nobody wants to win,” the center’s president Dr. Robert Lichter said in a statement. Overall, the study concluded that Republicans were the targets of political humor more than twice as often as their Democratic counterparts, with the most significant disproportion occurring in the monologues delivered by David Letterman. CMPA counted 290 jokes made about Republicans and 138 about Democrats. Mitt Romney was been the bull’s-eye of 148 jokes, Barack Obama has been subjected to 62, with other Republican political figures such as Arnold Sch ...
Speaking of presidential, Barack Obama hasn't been the least bit shy about showing his face on late night TV. In the past month or so alone, the president's made appearances on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Late Night with David Letterman and even did a skit called "Slow Jammin' the News" with Jimmy Fallon. Obama's no rogue in his late night campaign stops, either. Both George W. Bush and John Mccain both appeared on SNL during their presidential campaigns, with McCain having done the show just three days before the presidential election. Maybe Romney's superstitious?
Will Ricky be on the Jay Leno show soon? I can't watch Jimmy Fallon, the TV has to be off early.
Gary Clark Jr on Jay Leno last night. He will be on Jimmy Fallon this Thursday.
Well Obama is on the TV late night show again. Jimmy Fallon on the 24 and on the 25 Jay Leno. This will be the 5th time he has been on late night REALLY. STAY in the White House. This Country has Issues. If he wants to be a Movie Star. I know a great place for that.
“Joe Biden accidentally revealed the location of the Vice President’s top secret bunker. The guy can’t help it. But he did apologize. He said, ‘I am so sorry for the mistake. The launch code is 85334. It will never happen again. It will never happen again. My Gmail password is robot23. What am I doing? The house key is under the plant near the doorstep.’” –Jimmy Fallon “Vice President Joe Biden is on a trip to Bosnia, Serbia, and Kosovo. The White House is calling it ‘Operation Keep Biden Away From the Microphones.’” –Jay Leno “Here’s something that I am very excited about. Joe Biden, the current vice president, was yakking away over the weekend. And he — remember when *** Cheney was in an undisclosed location and everybody thought: Where? So supposedly top secret information, classified information. And Joe Biden just says, ‘No, I know where he was. He was hiding under his house. Joe Biden is living proof that people can give up sensitive information without being torture ...
Miley Cirus has cute new look. She is on Jay Leno tonight. Mike Epps was water dunked on Ellen this afternoon. I day dreamed about being on the Jimmy Fallon show today. LoL
My dream fights Jimmy Kimmel vs Jimmy Fallon in a Cage Fight next day Conan O'Brien takes on winner then the next day I get the the winner out of whoever wins that one . And I really would want it to be me against Coan in a No Mercy Match and Jay Leno as ref., so I know no one would stop it. Hey , Just a dream A good one and a public service to boot.
Jay Leno: Happy birthday to actor Roger Moore, who played 007. Roger Moore is 85 years old. In fact, his new catchphrase is, "Bond, Gold Bond, Medicated Powder." Letterman: It's autumn. It's the time of year when that thing on Donald Trump's head goes into hibernation. Craig Ferguson: The movie "Taken 2" opens today. In the first one, the bad guys kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter, and in this new movie they kidnap his ex-wife. I'm not sure that's really upping the ante. Jimmy Fallon: In a new interview, first lady Michelle Obama said that she would choose Will Smith or Denzel Washington to play her husband in a movie. Or as Democrats put that, "Any way they can play him in a debate?"
''Mitt Romney says he understands the middle class, and that he knows it's not easy keeping a roof over your family's heads -- as well as vacation roofs in San Diego, New Hampshire, and Park City, Utah.'' —Jay Leno ''President Obama and Mitt Romney both gave commencement speeches over the last few days. Obama was like, 'You can be whatever you want to be,' while Romney was like, 'I can be whatever you want me to be.''' —Jimmy Fallon ''Romney proves with a little hard work and a little luck, even a multimillionaire white guy from Harvard can succeed in this country.'' —Jay Leno ''Mitt Romney was attacking Obama about our failing education system. He has a point. We are graduating millions of people in this country who are so lacking in basic analytical skills, they are considering voting for Mitt Romney.'' —Bill Maher ''During a speech on Friday, Mitt Romney told students that if they want to go to college or start a business, they should just borrow money from their parents. That should work fine ...
I never thought I'd watch something less funny than Jay Leno, but I just subjected myself to about 5 minutes of Jimmy Fallon. My Goodness!
It's sad that Jimmy Fallon is on so late. He is much funnier than Jay Leno or David Letterman.
Me- "Hannah, Jay Leno is on!" "All I care for is my baby Jimmy Fallon."
Music on TV tonight, Tuesday 10/2/12: LANG LANG AND STUDENTS on Jay Leno (NBC); KENDRICK LAMAR on Jimmy Fallon (NBC); BROTHER ALI and DESAPARECIDOS on Carson Daly (NBC) and PSY on Jimmy Kimmel (ABC).
Jay Leno is actually pretty awesome , Just that I prefer either Jimmy Fallon or Jimmy Kimmel :)
Jay Leno? Or maybe Jimmy Fallon... They all do it so it's anyones guess.
I love Jay Leno!.Not!.but Jimmy Fallon follows! Kinda like the needle before the fun!.dentist joke people!...lol!
"This tape is so incriminating. Everything that liberals suspect Mitt Romney says behind closed doors, now there's a tape of Mitt Romney saying that exactly behind closed doors. It's like if Republicans had a tape of Obama where he was reading Karl Marx with a highlighter while forging a birth certificate and getting blown by Cleopatra Jones." ---Bill Maher "To fight for the GOP's very existence, we have chosen Mitt Romney as our standard bearer. Unfortunately no one can stand him or bear him." ---Stephen Colbert - "New documents show that Mitt Romney's campaign is $11 million in debt. First Romney's advisers had to explain that he was running out of money. Then they had to explain to him what running out of money means." ---Jimmy Fallon - "I saw a guy today scraping a Romney bumper sticker off his car. It was Paul Ryan." ---Jay Leno
The Friday 5 5. “A new poll says 75 percent of Americans feel little or no personal connection to Mitt Romney. And it gets worse. The poll was of his family.” – Craig Ferguson 4. “Mitt Romney’s campaign released his 2011 tax return. Democrats still want him to release all his tax returns for the last 10 years. Romney says he can’t do it, and he’s got a good excuse. He says his dog ate them and then Obama ate the dog.” – Jay Leno 3. “The economy is so bad, instead of Secret Service protection, the White House is using replacement refs to guard President Obama.” – Jay Leno 2. “A lot of people are commenting that Mitt Romney is looking extremely tan lately. In fact, if Romney gets any darker he’s not going to vote for himself.” – Conan O’Brien 1. “Mitt Romney just released a new campaign ad aimed at seniors too. It’s called, ‘Least we can do’ – named after how much he plans on doing for seniors.” – Jimmy Fallon
I hear the refs are back thank God! Just watched the news now Jay Leno and my boy Jimmy Fallon.
Jay Leno: "Well, last week in Vermont, the guy from the Dos Equis beer commercial -- you know, the most interesting man in the world? You ever see that? Well, he hosted a fund-raiser for President Obama. See, that shows you how things have changed. Four years ago, the slogan was 'Hope and Change.' Now, it's 'Stay Thirsty, My Friends.' Just keep drinking." Jay Leno: "Oh, listen to this. At a concert the other night, Madonna promised fans she will strip naked if President Obama is re-elected. Now, is it just me or does that sound like an endorsement for Mitt Romney? I'm not sure. Let me tell you something. Let me make something clear to Madonna: Americans will not give in to threats." Jimmy Fallon: "There are reports that President Obama is getting ready to release about one-third of the prisoners being held at Guantanamo Bay -- which gets even worse when you hear they are all going to work as replacement refs for the NFL."
I would meet either Jimmy Fallon or Jay Leno :D
"A new sleep study suggested that insomnia is linked to early death. Well that should help you doze off. If you weren't sleeping before, this should knock you right out." -Jay Leno *** "Clint Eastwood has won so many awards, it's easier to name the awards he hasn't won, The Soul Train Award � I think that's about it." --Craig Ferguson *** "A new study found that running for two minutes is just as good for you as working out for 90 minutes. That doesn't sound like a study � it sounds like something a chubby guy says after being on the treadmill for two minutes." -Jimmy Fallon *** When we finished a personality assessment at work, I asked my friend Dan if he would share the results with his wife. "That would require me to go home and say, 'Hi, honey. I just paid someone $400 to tell me what's wrong with me,'" he said. "And based on that, considering we've been married 23 years, she'd hand me a bill for about $798,000."
Thanks for writing!!! Going to watch Jay Leno & see who is on his show, then Jimmy Fallon !!Enjoy your movies !! : ) !!
From IBD, "Obama's new campaign slogan (about the economy) 'It can't get any worse!'" Other good lines: Jimmy Fallon: "At another New York City fundraiser with Beyonce, President Obama said he and the rapper Jay-Z have a lot in common because their wives are more popular than they are. While Jay-Z said they have a lot in common because neither one of them has a plan to fix the economy." Jay Leno: "President Obama is trying to lower expectations for the debates. Believe me, if there’s one thing he’s gotten good at, it's lowering expectations."
I wish...Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno could switch show times.
Obama on Letterman, followed by Jimmy Fallon's opening Romney sketch > anything with Jay Leno
Why can't Jay Leno just end so I can watch Jimmy Fallon?
Thanks to everyone who saw Arbitrage this weekend. What a phenomenal opening! And don't forget to TUNE IN tonight: -Richard Gere on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno -Susan Sarandon on The Late Show with Jimmy Fallon
A message in a bottle was found in Russia, 24 years after it was written. Unfortunately, the note said, 'Help! Stranded with enough food for exactly 23 years.'" -Jimmy Fallon *** "A Minnesota man was arrested for stealing up to $25,000 worth of laundry detergent. Would that be a white-collar crime? Luckily, he made a clean getaway." -Jay Leno *** "For the first time ever, scientists have created artificial life. The hope is that it can revolutionize healthcare, generate clean energy, become super-intelligent, take over the world, make us all its slaves, etc." -Jimmy Kimmel *** My wife, a real estate agent, wrote an ad for a house she was listing. The house had a second-floor suite that could be accessed using a lift chair that slid along the staircase. Quickly describing this feature, she inadvertently made it sound even more attractive: "Mother-in-law suite comes with an electric chair."
Even worse than Jay Leno is Jimmy Fallon. He's never been funny and I'm tired of being abused by his commercials. Thank goodness that his show follows Jay Leno. I'm not watching NBC at that point anyway.
Jay Leno took one for the team, in the form of a $15 million pay cut, to protect the staff of NBC's "The Tonight Show" from further cuts.
Carson Daly, Jay Leno and Jimmy Fallon need to have a *** Off to see who the biggest *** is on NBC Late Night.my money is on Carson, he was a giant *** on MTV.
Sure they will block Jay Leno and Jimmy Fallon.
Me! It would also be nice if they performed in Late night shows like Jay Leno, David Letterman, Jimmy Fallon, Carson Daly etc.
Hoobastank is the musical guest on Jay Leno and Jimmy Fallon has No Doubt. Obviously, Jimmy > Jay.
Will NBC move Jimmy Fallon into Jay Leno's time slot?
Why is the Jay Leno show aired before Jimmy Fallon?!
"Divers off the coast of Italy have discovered a 2,000-year-old shipwreck that is so well-preserved, even the food is intact. The food was carefully extracted from the wreck and served at the nearest Olive Garden." -Conan O'Brien *** "New research found that people who wake up early are more productive than people who sleep in. Or as Congress put it, 'Whoa � is it noon already?'" -Jimmy Fallon *** "A survey found that 61 percent of people are more afraid of outliving their money than dying. The other 39 percent have already outlived their money and have faked their own death to avoid creditors." -Jay Leno *** My sister is a know-it-all who bristles at anyone's well-intentioned advice. But when our older sister gave her several clever tips, she was impressed. "I have to hand it to Pat," she told me. "She really is smart. Not Jeopardy! smart; more Wheel of Fortune smart."
Watching Nathan Adrian be hilarious on Jay Leno, I have to catch Ryan Lochte on Jimmy Fallon when it airs later!
Jay Leno and David Letterman are funny, but Jimmy Fallon's Thank You Notes is the funniest thing on late night TV.
Jay Leno and Jimmy Fallon... makes staying awake a little better :) lol
Were the president to take Joe Biden off the ticket, he would put lots of late-night Talk Show writers out of work, which, with the unemployment rate already long over 8%, would not be a good thing for the economy. Letterman, Leno, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel and Conan O'Brien practically dine out on Biden material. "I got to admit, as a comedian, I'm gonna miss President Bush," Jay Leno once remarked. "Because Barack Obama is not easy to do jokes about. He doesn't give you a lot to go on. See, this is why God gave us Joe Biden."
"In college Paul Ryan drove the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. So he and Romney have something in common. Both have the experience of driving a car with a dog on the roof." -David Letterman "Mitt Romney is hoping to energize conservatives with his choice of Paul Ryan as running mate. That's like trying to spice up a bowl of oatmeal with more oatmeal." -Jimmy Fallon "Mitt Romney kept his selection of Ryan as his VP nominee secret for more than a week. You know how he was able to keep it secret? He had it hidden next to his tax returns." -Jay Leno "A new poll actually found that 42 percent of Americans do not approve of Mitt Romney's running mate, which isn't too bad considering most Americans don't approve of Paul Ryan's running mate." -Jimmy Fallon "Paul Ryan is full of excitement, he's drawing big crowds. The only thing holding Paul Ryan back now according to political experts is Mitt Romney." -David Letterman "Tell me one area where Paul Ryan and Sarah Palin would disagree? I cannot find one area. So somehow ...
Musicians & musical performances on TV tonight, Friday 8/17/12: THE OFFSPRING on Jay Leno on NBC; Allen Stone on David Letterman on CBS; 2 CHAINZ perform & JOE JONAS chats on Jimmy Fallon on NBC; GOOD OLD WAR on Jimmy Kimmel on ABC and R&B singer EDDIE LEVERT on Tavis Smiley on PBS.
Ryan Lochte on Jay Leno, Ben Howard performing on David Letterman, & Ricky Martin on Jimmy Fallon 😉 >
"Well, Harry Reid and other members of congress, they're just furious over this Olympic uniform deal. He says we should burn the uniforms, and it's an embarrassment and a disgrace. Not as embarrassing as congress constantly borrowing money from the Chinese, but still embarrassing." –Jay Leno "President Obama said 1992’s dream team was better than this year’s Olympic basketball team. Which is interesting because a lot of people think 1992’s president is better than this year’s president." –Jimmy Fallon
says, I am so upset, can't watch Jay Leno, can"t watch Jimmy Fallon, got to watch this rediculos David Letterman
One of the most common objections I have heard for folks coming to church is, "There are too many hypocrites in the church." Well, guess what? The Church falls way in the distance to the hypocrites in the world. We now have class war onslaught toward Mitt Romney's wealth. His wife is criticized for wearing a $1000 blouse while Michele Obama is praised in her $6500 jacket. Talk Show hosts and celebrities say his wealth (250 million net worth) makes him out of touch with America. Then I have to ask them, "How out of touch are you?" Here are a few exhibits: David Letterman 400M net worth, Jay Leno 150M, Larry King 150M, Howard Stern 500m, Bono 900M, Jon Stewart 80M, Stephen Colbert 45M, Even youngsters like Jimmy Kimmel 25M and Jimmy Fallon 16M have a lot of nerve to criticize. Bill Maher 23M, Dan Rather 70M, Katie Couric 55M, Nancy Pelosi 26M and President Obama, a career politician, has amassed 12M in net worth. By their own logic, these dissenting voices don't represent the common American either. Hmmm.se ...
Jay Leno, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon what's with all the letter "J" 's?
Fans of Jay Leno (just kidding) and Jimmy Fallon should know, they air one hour later tonight. Then, they're off for 2 weeks!
Joke!:just thought it was funny no offence meant! H A P P Y G R A M If this doesn't cheer you up, nothing will The honeymoon is over when the comedians start. The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate. Jay Leno America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. Jay: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Conan O'Brien Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. Jay Leno Q: What's th= difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. David Letterman Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved A: America! Jimmy Fallon Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. Jimmy Kimmel Q: What was the most ...
Okay, so Jay Leno and Jimmy Fallon told the exact same joke tonight about women being more satisfied with life than men. They both said that the women were faking it to make life not feel bad.
Aretha got down singing, "I Ain't Never Loved a Man," just now on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. She tore that song up. Now R. Kelly's about to sing on Jimmy Fallon Show. I hope he sings his new cut, "Share Your Love." I love that song.
"Yesterday, House Republicans held their 33rd vote to repeal Obama’s healthcare law. It was mostly a symbolic vote that accomplished nothing — or as Congress calls that, a vote." –Jimmy Fallon
Can someone please explain why in the *** Jay Leno is still on TV? Because I DVR Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, I have to endure the incredibly akward interaction Jay has with the closing band... he really has no idea that there is "music" that isn't The NBC Orchestra.
Can't wait for Late Night with Jay Leno and Jimmy Fallon!! :D
I want to see a monologue duet with Jimmy Kimmel and Craig Ferguson while they both beat up Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno. David Letterman can watch and just keep repeating old man-isms.
Umm ya... I want to watch Jimmy Fallon, not Jay leno
"In a landmark decision, the Supreme Court ruled President Obama's healthcare mandate is constitutional. This is a major victory for President Obama, who spent three years promoting it, and a major setback for Mitt Romney, who spent three years creating it." ---Jay Leno - "For several minutes after the ruling, CNN was mistakenly reporting that the Supreme Court struck down President Obama’s healthcare law. In response CNN was like, 'Thank god no one watches us.'" ---Jimmy Fallon - "This activist ruling opens the floodgates, folks! If Obama can force you to get health insurance just by calling it a tax, then there is nothing to stop him from making you *** marry an illegal immigrant wearing a condom in a hydroponic pot farm powered by solar energy! And you know his buddy Roberts will make it all good by calling it a 'homomexual marijuana love-glove sun tax!'" ---Stephen Colbert - "In Louisiana, Republican Governor Bobby Jindal said he's just gonna refuse to implement Obamacare. So if you need an operatio ...
Just saw Kool and the Gang on Jay Leno's show.They were better than ever! Totally flipped me out. And now here's my Little Sweetie, Carly Rae Jepsen, on Jimmy Fallon. O Happy Day, I've hit the Daily Double!
Going to watch Jay Leno and Jimmy Fallon. Hoping to make a nice breakfast in the morning. Got some eggs, lemons, kiwi, soda, bagels and cheese snacks at 99 store.
was going to bed early to catch up on sleep but Katy Perry is on Jay Leno, and Charlie Sheen is on Jimmy Fallon, another late night for me...ill be hating life in the morning..
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