Jessica Alba & Machete Kills

Jessica Marie Alba (born April 28, 1981) is an American television and film actress. Machete is a 2010 actionexploitation film directed by Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis. The Machete character originates from the 2001 Spy Kids film, written and directed by Robert Rodriguez. 5.0/5

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Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba and Walton Goggins too. Some reruns never bore. — watching Machete Kills
. is watching Machete Kills which means I get to stare at Jessica Alba all afternoon.
Machete - Starring Steven Seagal, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Michelle Rodriguez, Danny Trejo, Cheech Marin - is one helluva comedy movie - in which you will see Steven Seagal's character dying!!! (Finally - can you believe) To kill the audience, they have (and plan-to) come up with - Machete 'Kills' - Machete Kills 'Again' !!
Machete Kills looks like they didn't even try to make a good movie but it's got people like Jessica Alba in it. Like what?
Bumper week for movies. Le Weekend yesterday: romantic misanthropy. Jeff Goldblum super. Machete Kills: ironic grindcore. anything with Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba in it gets my vote.
Going to see Machete Kills today after work at the 04:50 showing. Hope it will be as good as the first movie. Has some stars i enjoy like Danny Trejo. Michelle Rodriguez. Jessica Alba. Sofia Vergara(I love Gloria on Modern Family)
FROM "DEADLINE HOLLYWOOD": Dropping from a distant to Open Road Films’ actioner Machete Kills directed by Robert Rodriguez rated only a mediocre ‘B-’ CinemaScore from audiences. The R-rated bloodfest opened to $1.4M Friday (including Thursday late shows and Friday midnights for $200K) and another $1.4M Saturday for under $4M in 2,372 runs this weekend. That’s less than half what the distributor hoped. Good thing Open Road in October 2012 acquired Machete Kills from Aldamisa Entertainment for only $2M but spent $20M on marketing. ”It’s worth noting that the ancillaries are expected to be very strong as the first Machete grossed $26M at the box office, but ancillaries performed as if it were a $50M theatrical gross,” an Open Road exec tells me. Clearly it didn’t help that this campy sequel starring Danny Trejo stunt-casted Charlie Sheen (who bills himself as Carlos Estevez), Lady Gaga (whose big-screen debut followed a chance encounter with Trejo in an LA tattoo parlor), Mel Gibson, Michelle ...
Come visit us this weekend and check out Captain Phillips, starring Tom Hanks, or Machete Kills, starring Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen, Jessica Alba, and Lady Gaga!!!
Machete Kills Lady Gaga Music Video 'Aura' The long wait for Machete Kills is almost over, with director Robert Rodriguez's sequel opening in theaters across the country tomorrow. Pop sensation Lady Gaga, who plays La Chameleon in this action-thriller, has released a music video for her new song Aura, which includes new footage from the action thriller. In addition, 20th Century Fox has released the latest clip, with Sofía Vergara as Desdemona, who unleashes an array of firepower at Machete (Danny Trejo) and Mendez (Demián Bichir), before receiving a shocking surprise. Machete Kills comes to theaters October 11th, 2013 and stars Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Amber Heard, Demián Bichir, Sofía Vergara, Charlie Sheen. The film is directed by Robert Rodriguez. Check it out the Song at our FB Page.
Not only is Jessica Alba in Machete Kills but they also threw in Alexa Vega for me
Random thought for today from the Smiley Morning Show: Today is National Angel Food Cake Day, World Mental Health Day, National Cake Decorating Day and Universal Music Day - Celeb Dirty Laundry claims Lamar Odom plead not guilty to driving under the influence - TMZ claims Lamar Odom has passed two drug tests and is traveling to New York to meet with several NBA teams - Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko are engaged - The Hollywood Reporter claims Katie Couric's talk show may get canceled because of ratings Movies out today: Captain Phillips (Rated PG-13) ... Starring: Tom Hanks. "Captain Phillips" stars two-time Oscar? winner Tom Hanks in the true story of Captain Richard Phillips and the 2009 hijacking by Somali pirates of the US-flagged MV Maersk Alabama, the first American cargo ship to be hijacked in two hundred years. Machete Kills (Rated R) ... Starring: Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Carlos Estevez, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, Demi?n Bichir, Alexa ...
So I really wanna watch Machete Kills when it comes out- and yes half of that urge is because of the little monster in me, the other half comes because ... Sofia Vergara... that's why... and Jessica Alba... that always helps... So yeah... those are my reasons for wanting to see this movie...
The newest Lady Gaga song is previewed in the trailer for a new movie. Curtis filled us in this morning: NEW Lady Gaga SONG “AURA” FEATURED IN MACHETE KILLS TRAILER The new trailer for the big screen bonanza Machete Kills features Lady Gaga, who also has a role in the film, and a new Gaga tune “Aura” which will be available on her forthcoming album, ARTPOP, due November 11. The film (in theatres now) stars Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica Alba, Antonio Banderas and Cuba Gooding Jr.
Were disclosed all the details of the Premiere of Machete Kills in Los Angeles, and details of the tour of the movie the film, check all detailed below.The film Machete Kills debut tonight at Regal movie'' LA'' live in Stadium 14! The Site'' Made in Hollywood'' confirms that Danny Trejo, Amber Heard, Sofía Vergara, Alexa Vega, Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica Alba, Mel Gibson, Lady Gaga, Charlie Sheen, Antonio Banderas, Demian Bichir, Cuba Gooding Jr., Walton Goggins and other cast members will be present at the event, along with the filmmakers on the red carpet from 06:00 (U.S. Time). The website also gives advice for movie fans go early to see celebrities chegando.Após debut at Conga Room in Los Angeles the party continues with the stars of the film, the Conga Room is located at 800 West Olympic Boulevard and Regal Cinemas Stadium 14 is located at 1000 West Olympic Boulevard. For any additional information, the number is (213) 763-6070. Additionally, the site has not confirmed Michelle Rodriguez at the premie ...
Machete Kills is 2013 American action exploitation film written and directed by Robert Rodriguez. The film will be the third based on Grindhouse fake trailers; the first were Machete and Hobo with a Shotgun. Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Tom Savini and Michelle Rodriguez will be reprising their roles from the first film, and are joined by series newcomers Demián Bichir,Machete Kills full movie, Sofía Vergara, Amber Heard, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Zoe Saldana, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding Jr., Alexa Vega, William Sadler, Marko Zaror, Mel Gibson and Charlie Sheen,Machete Kills Full Movie,
Here's a link to the snippet of the trailer of Machete Kills that was leaked yesterday and by the looks of it Gaga' s role as La Chameleon will be epic :D As many of you know, the film directed by Robert Rodriquez will feature many other well known actors like Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba, Sofia Vegara, Antonio Banderas, Zoe Saldana, Lindsay Lohan, Vanessa Hudgens and Alexa Vega and will be released in cinemas on September 13th. This isn't the full trailer but I am pretty sure it will be released soon! :)
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Gaga is on a casting for new Movie in 2014, AUTÓMATA! There's also Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara just like Machete Kills too :')
NED to see "Machete Kills" as soon as its out. Its got Lady Gaga, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Amber Heard, Zoe Saldana, Vanessa Hudgens and Lindsay Lohan ALL in it.. EXCITED
Directed by Robert Rodriguez. With Alexa Vega, Amber Heard, Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba. The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space.
Grrr! I want to see a second and third Machete with Jessica Alba!
So i just read that the sequel to Machete entitled "Machete Kills" has found a distributor. To those unfamiliar with how movies are made this means they have found the money needed to make the film and distribute it worldwide. It will again be directed by Robert Rodriguez and the cast includes Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Amber Herd, Sofia Vegara, Cuba Gooding Jr., Lady Gaga, and Mel Gibson (!). Release date is sometime in 2013. This should be interesting...
Alexa Vega is coming out in Machete Kills along with Lady Gaga, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Vanessa Hudgens & Sofia Vergara! YAYYY
Literally, Alexa Vega, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens, Sofia Vergara, and Danny Trejo in the Machete Kills.. Can't wait
Lady Gaga will be acting alongside Charlie Sheen, Sofia Vergara, Mel Gibson , Jessica Alba and others, in Machete Kills (2013)
Vanessa will play Cereza in Machete Kills. Lady Gaga, Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara and Mel Gibson is also in the movie
Geez, the cast for Machete Kills is getting outrageous. Charlie Sheen as the President, Mel Gibson, Zoe Saldana, Cuba Gooding Jr, Lady Gaga, Edward James Olmos and Alexa Vega (who does not appear to look at all like Spy Kid these days). This is in addition to the folks from the first one (Lindsay Lohan, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Tom Savina and the Avellan twins).
So Lady Gaga, Mel Gibson, and Charlie Sheen are making a movie together called Machete Kills. First word of this made me laugh and think wow this is going to be "great" lol. Then I seen that Jessica Alba is in it too as well as Sophia Vergara, Michelle Rodriguez, and Venessa Hudgens...I guess I can give it a chance.
Sequel for Machete (called Machete Kills) will star Jessica Alba, Edward James Olmos, Sofia Vergara, Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen, and Lady Gaga. If it's a train wreck, it's going to be an amazing train wreck.
Lady Gaga will appear in Robert Rodriguez's "Machete Kills" as La Chameleon. She joins a cast that already includes Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen, Jessica Alba and Alexa Vega.
"Machete Kills" looks awesome already! The first movie was badass, the cast to this movie looks nice! Alexa Vega, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Sophia Vergara and Vanessa Hudgens... ***
Machete Kills ! Vanessa never worked with Jessica Alba so she must be so excited she was always looking for different roles
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'Machete Kills' is being filmed right outside my office. Maybe get a glimpse of Chuck Sheen, Mel Gibson, Danny Trejo...or Jessica Alba.
For the sequel to his Grindhouse spin-off Machete , Machete Kills , director Robert Rodriguez has stuffed his cast with male stars who exude an unhinged sense of menace (Danny Trejo, Charlie Sheen, and Mel Gibson) and female stars who exude and unquestionable sex appeal like Jessica Alba, Amber ...
You know Jessica Alba is in Machete Kills??? Man oh man if she is on set I'm comin, foo!!!
I enjoy watching Jessica Alba perform. Danny Trejo is always a hit!
My daughter Emily is in Austin with Mariachi Las Coronelas singing to Robert Rodriguez director of Machete,spy kids ect and Jessica Alba and Danny Trejo are there watching. They suprise him while currently working on film Machete kills. How exciting is that. You can see Emily sining.
Amber Heard will play soon in a new film Machete Kills with Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba.
Sofia Vergara to join Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba and Oscar nominee Demian Bichir in Robert Rodriguez' "Machete Kills".
wait wait so my girlfriend Sofia Vergara is gonna join my other girlfriends Jessica Alba & Michelle Rodriguez in 'Machete Kills' ahh perfect
Casting news for "Machete Kills": Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Amber Heard, Demian Bichir, and Mel Gibson! Oh, and Danny Trejo too.
"Robert Rodriguez‘s Machete Kills is continuing to expand its female cast, as Sofia Vergara (Modern Family) enters talk to join Jessica Alba, Amber Heard, and Michelle Rodriguez in the film. The sequel sees ex-federale Machete (Danny Trejo) called upon by the U.S. government to stop two destructive men: a cartel leader and an arms dealer (Mel Gibson). Damien Bichir also stars, in an unknown role." I can barely contain myself.
La Sofia Vergara will join the cast of 'Machete Kills'...Along with Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez. Demian...
Amber Heard has taken a role in Machete Kills . In addition to the aforementioned actors, both Danny Trejo and Jessica Alba are attached to return as the titular Machete and Sartana, respectively. Heard will be playing an assassin codenamed Miss San Antonio, though the trade doesn't say which side...
Mel Gibson is in negotiations to star in 'Machete Kills'. The 56-year-old actor is in talks over a supporting role in Robert Rodriguez's follow up to 2010 action movie 'Machete' - which starred Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez and Lindsay Lohan - that will see Danny Trejo reprise hi...
As reported earlier, Robert Rodriguez is moving forward with Machete Kills. Obviously Danny Trejo will be back, with Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez also
Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba tipped to return for Machete sequel Machete Kills. Mel Gibson and Michelle Williams still being sought.
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Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez are rumoured to be in talks to return for Robert Rodriguez' "Machete Kills",...
Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez Being Lined up to Return for Machete Kills
Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez lined up to return for 'Machete Kills'!
Now that director Robert Rodriguez (Sin City, Predators) and producer Alexander Rodnyansky are in full pre-production swing on Machete Kills a bit of significant casting news is beginning to trickle in. Word has it that Jessica Alba (Idle Hands, Fantastic Four; pictured inside), and Michelle Rodrigu...
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