Jessica Alba & Danny Trejo

Jessica Marie Alba (born April 28, 1981) is an American television and film actress. Dan Danny Trejo (born May 16, 1944) is an American actor who has appeared in numerous Hollywood films, most notably in tough guy roles as a villain or an anti-hero. 5.0/5

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Machete - Interviews with Danny Trejo and Jessica Alba via
Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba and Walton Goggins too. Some reruns never bore. — watching Machete Kills
It *** that Danny Trejo didn't get to smash Jessica Alba in Machete
You'd think a movie featuring Danny Trejo, Rob De Niro, Steven Seagal, Jessica Alba and Lindsay Lohan *coughs* would be any good
Danny Trejo went from low-life criminal to making out with Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Alba on screen. Don't give up, there's hope for you.
Machete - Starring Steven Seagal, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Michelle Rodriguez, Danny Trejo, Cheech Marin - is one helluva comedy movie - in which you will see Steven Seagal's character dying!!! (Finally - can you believe) To kill the audience, they have (and plan-to) come up with - Machete 'Kills' - Machete Kills 'Again' !!
Machete's on Film 4, but I got it on DVD when it was released. Good all star action movie though, starring Danny Trejo, Steven Seagal, Bill Pullman, Jessica Alba. Off to bed instead. Goodnight everyone. Take Care and Keep Rockin'
Watching MACHETE on AMC right now. Danny Trejo is a real OG Cholo. Jessica Alba is hot like in all her flicks. One of my favorite movies of all time next to SCARFACE...
Is anybody out there really reading my movie reviews? Today's review is for Machete Kills. If you like Danny Trejo movies, you will like this one. It is full of action and lots of totally fake CGI blood. It stars Danny, Mel Gibson, Amber Heard, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara (who's weapons of choice are a .45 cal. bra and a strapon), Charlie Sheen as the President, Vanessa Hudgens, Alexa Vega, Tom Savini, William Sadler, Jessica Alba, Julio Oscar Mechoso and (all playing the same part) Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Walton Goggins, and Cuba Gooding Jr. I liked it, but it may not be for everyone.
Going to see Machete Kills today after work at the 04:50 showing. Hope it will be as good as the first movie. Has some stars i enjoy like Danny Trejo. Michelle Rodriguez. Jessica Alba. Sofia Vergara(I love Gloria on Modern Family)
FROM "DEADLINE HOLLYWOOD": Dropping from a distant to Open Road Films’ actioner Machete Kills directed by Robert Rodriguez rated only a mediocre ‘B-’ CinemaScore from audiences. The R-rated bloodfest opened to $1.4M Friday (including Thursday late shows and Friday midnights for $200K) and another $1.4M Saturday for under $4M in 2,372 runs this weekend. That’s less than half what the distributor hoped. Good thing Open Road in October 2012 acquired Machete Kills from Aldamisa Entertainment for only $2M but spent $20M on marketing. ”It’s worth noting that the ancillaries are expected to be very strong as the first Machete grossed $26M at the box office, but ancillaries performed as if it were a $50M theatrical gross,” an Open Road exec tells me. Clearly it didn’t help that this campy sequel starring Danny Trejo stunt-casted Charlie Sheen (who bills himself as Carlos Estevez), Lady Gaga (whose big-screen debut followed a chance encounter with Trejo in an LA tattoo parlor), Mel Gibson, Michelle ...
Jessica Alba awkwardly mashing her face against Danny Trejo's jaw in "Machete" may be the most horrifying makeout scene ever filmed.
Come visit us this weekend and check out Captain Phillips, starring Tom Hanks, or Machete Kills, starring Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen, Jessica Alba, and Lady Gaga!!!
Machete Kills Lady Gaga Music Video 'Aura' The long wait for Machete Kills is almost over, with Director Robert Rodriguez's sequel opening in theaters across the country tomorrow. Pop sensation Lady Gaga, who plays La Chameleon in this action-thriller, has released a music video for her new song Aura, which includes new footage from the action thriller. In addition, 20th Century Fox has released the latest clip, with Sofía Vergara as Desdemona, who unleashes an array of firepower at Machete (Danny Trejo) and Mendez (Demián Bichir), before receiving a shocking surprise. Machete Kills comes to theaters October 11th, 2013 and stars Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Amber Heard, Demián Bichir, Sofía Vergara, Charlie Sheen. The film is directed by Robert Rodriguez. Check it out the Song at our FB Page.
Random thought for today from the Smiley Morning Show: Today is National Angel Food Cake Day, World Mental Health Day, National Cake Decorating Day and Universal Music Day - Celeb Dirty Laundry claims Lamar Odom plead not guilty to driving under the influence - TMZ claims Lamar Odom has passed two drug tests and is traveling to New York to meet with several NBA teams - Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko are engaged - The Hollywood Reporter claims Katie Couric's talk show may get canceled because of ratings Movies out today: Captain Phillips (Rated PG-13) ... Starring: Tom Hanks. "Captain Phillips" stars two-time Oscar? winner Tom Hanks in the true story of Captain Richard Phillips and the 2009 hijacking by Somali pirates of the US-flagged MV Maersk Alabama, the first American cargo ship to be hijacked in two hundred years. Machete Kills (Rated R) ... Starring: Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Carlos Estevez, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, Demi?n Bichir, Alexa ...
The newest Lady Gaga song is previewed in the trailer for a new movie. Curtis filled us in this morning: NEW Lady Gaga SONG “AURA” FEATURED IN Machete Kills TRAILER The new trailer for the big screen bonanza Machete Kills features Lady Gaga, who also has a role in the film, and a new Gaga tune “Aura” which will be available on her forthcoming album, ARTPOP, due November 11. The film (in theatres now) stars Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica Alba, Antonio Banderas and Cuba Gooding Jr.
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Directed by Robert Rodriguez. With Danny Trejo, Alexa Vega, Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba. The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space.
Were disclosed all the details of the Premiere of Machete Kills in Los Angeles, and details of the tour of the movie the film, check all detailed below.The film Machete Kills debut tonight at Regal movie'' LA'' live in Stadium 14! The Site'' Made in Hollywood'' confirms that Danny Trejo, Amber Heard, Sofía Vergara, Alexa Vega, Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica Alba, Mel Gibson, Lady Gaga, Charlie Sheen, Antonio Banderas, Demian Bichir, Cuba Gooding Jr., Walton Goggins and other cast members will be present at the event, along with the filmmakers on the red carpet from 06:00 (U.S. Time). The website also gives advice for movie fans go early to see celebrities chegando.Após debut at Conga Room in Los Angeles the party continues with the stars of the film, the Conga Room is located at 800 West Olympic Boulevard and Regal Cinemas Stadium 14 is located at 1000 West Olympic Boulevard. For any additional information, the number is (213) 763-6070. Additionally, the site has not confirmed Michelle Rodriguez at the premie ...
New in my list of all-time favorite movies: Machete: What could possibly go wrong with Danny Trejo (one of my favorite underrated actors), Robert De Niro (one of my favorite highly rated actors) and Don Johnson (one of my favorite mostly ignored actors)? Three geniuses from different genres uniting! Honorable mention: Jessica Alba (I knew the name), Lindsay Lohan (I knew the name), Steven Segal (I love his hokey B-movies) and Jeff Fahey (I knew the face, If I'd known his name he would've been in the list of my favorite underrated actors; guess now he is). Best lines: "We did not cross the border, the border crossed us" (generally true on so many levels) and "Got a point" (pretty much the essence of the movie). side note: I'm convinced that a Cholo reincarnation of Russ Meyer was hired for the last 15 minutes.
Yep, Its the Return of Father Geek annnd MORE FANTASTIC FEST 2013. We're getting into the early evening screenings now. Not counting PRESS theaters the fest ran 6 screens a day showing 5 feature length motion pictures each. A festival attendee could collect 5 movie tickets each morning at around 10am. The ones I'll talk about next are what I saw starting about 6pm each day... We'll take these in the order I saw them starting with the opening night premiere: Robert Rodriguez's bombastic crime/spy comedy thriller, "Machete Kills." Starring Rodriguez regulars Danny Trejo, Alexa Vega, Jessica Alba, Antonio Banderas & William Sadler it also featured several big name stars. Charlie Sheen (Carlos Estevez), Michelle Rodriguez, Cuba Gooding Jr., Lady Gaga, Chilian martial arts super star Marko Zaror, annnd Mel Gibson. It was riotous over the top fun throughout with the feel of the original "Casino Royale." Robert, Alexa, Danny, & Marko were all there for an extended Q & A as well as mixing with fans during the bee ...
Directed by Ethan Maniquis, Robert Rodriguez. With Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez. After being set-up and betrayed by the man who hired him to assassinate a Texas Senator, an ex-Federale launches a brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss.
Today was one of those days where very little was accomplished. It has rained hard all day long. As to partly occupy myself, I decided to watch a blockbuster movie on FX - Machete starring Robert DeNiro, Danny Trejo, Steven Segal, Cheech Marin, et al. Overall, I'd give the movie three stars. Lots of action and stellar performances by Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez. Also, this was the only movie I've seen wherein Steven Segal actually loses a fight and dies.
Amber Heard, Sofia Vergara, William Sadler, Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Lady Gaga and (of course) Danny Trejo... and then this one came along.. really really really can't wait
According to IMDb, Lady Gaga is going to appear in a new movie called Autómata. The cast also includes actors like Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara, Danny Trejo and Antonio Banderas. The genre of this m...
Watching Machete with Jorge. Now I usually don't watch blood n guts movies but this movie is pretty good. Danny Trejo, Robert DeNiro, Cheech Marin, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Don Johnson, Steven Segal, even Lindsey Lohan is in this movie.
Great movie night. The Amazing Spider-Man, then Jason Statham SAFE! Wow, and now Machete with De Niro, Steven Segal, Jessica Alba, Danny Trejo, enjoying my night with my son :-) x x
Watching the movie "Machete." Danny Trejo is awesome as well as Jessica Alba. Give credit to Robert Deniro legendary actor for sure.
So i just read that the sequel to Machete entitled "Machete Kills" has found a distributor. To those unfamiliar with how movies are made this means they have found the money needed to make the film and distribute it worldwide. It will again be directed by Robert Rodriguez and the cast includes Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Amber Herd, Sofia Vegara, Cuba Gooding Jr., Lady Gaga, and Mel Gibson (!). Release date is sometime in 2013. This should be interesting...
Literally, Alexa Vega, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens, Sofia Vergara, and Danny Trejo in the Machete Kills.. Can't wait
Watching Danny Trejo kiss Jessica Alba at the end of MACHETE just made me throw up in my mouth a little. EEEW!
Awesome things I just saw...Danny Trejo being uber badass. Lindsey Lohan naked. Lindsey Lohan with an S&W 500. Jessica Alba. (not in order of awesomeness)
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Watching Machete, love this movie and can't wait for the next one. This one: Steven Segal, Cheech, Michelle Rodriguez, Robert De'Niro, Jessica Alba, Jeff Fahey, Don Johnson, Lindsay Lohan and Danny Trejo?..Omgoodness. New movie coming soon.
'Machete Kills' is being filmed right outside my office. Maybe get a glimpse of Chuck Sheen, Mel Gibson, Danny Trejo...or Jessica Alba.
For the sequel to his Grindhouse spin-off Machete , Machete Kills , Director Robert Rodriguez has stuffed his cast with male stars who exude an unhinged sense of menace (Danny Trejo, Charlie Sheen, and Mel Gibson) and female stars who exude and unquestionable sex appeal like Jessica Alba, Amber ...
I enjoy watching Jessica Alba perform. Danny Trejo is always a hit!
So cool. I saw IG photos last night of Jessica Alba and Danny Trejo-great. Charlie will be great as POTUS.
While watching Machete I wonder what's less believable: Jessica Alba finding Danny Trejo attractive or the NBA?
My daughter Emily is in Austin with Mariachi Las Coronelas singing to Robert Rodriguez director of Machete,Spy Kids ect and Jessica Alba and Danny Trejo are there watching. They suprise him while currently working on film Machete Kills. How exciting is that. You can see Emily sining.
Sofia Vergara to join Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba and Oscar nominee Demian Bichir in Robert Rodriguez' "Machete Kills".
Casting news for "Machete Kills": Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Amber Heard, Demian Bichir, and Mel Gibson! Oh, and Danny Trejo too.
"Robert Rodriguez‘s Machete Kills is continuing to expand its female cast, as Sofia Vergara (Modern Family) enters talk to join Jessica Alba, Amber Heard, and Michelle Rodriguez in the film. The sequel sees ex-federale Machete (Danny Trejo) called upon by the U.S. government to stop two destructive men: a cartel leader and an arms dealer (Mel Gibson). Damien Bichir also stars, in an unknown role." I can barely contain myself.
Amber Heard has taken a role in Machete Kills . In addition to the aforementioned actors, both Danny Trejo and Jessica Alba are attached to return as the titular Machete and Sartana, respectively. Heard will be playing an assassin codenamed Miss San Antonio, though the trade doesn't say which side...
Mel Gibson is in negotiations to star in 'Machete Kills'. The 56-year-old actor is in talks over a supporting role in Robert Rodriguez's follow up to 2010 action movie 'Machete' - which starred Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez and Lindsay Lohan - that will see Danny Trejo reprise hi...
Yeaaa buddy not only is Robert Rodriguez getting Sin City 2 rolling but he's also working on Machete 2 as well. Danny Trejo will obviously be back and so will Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez.hopefully he can get Antonio Banderas to make an appearance as his "El Mariachi" character from Desperado and Once Upon A Time In Mexico, that'd be F'n EPIC seein as how Danny Trejo first played Machete in Desperado lmao
I didn't think Jessica Alba could get any grosser ... until she kisses Danny Trejo in "Machete".
Jessica Alba and Danny Trejo starred in Machete. Pain in the Eye.
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Danny Trejo is the worst actor alive. Right next to Jessica Alba and Muna Obiekwe.
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