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Jerry Seinfeld

Jerome Allen Jerry Seinfeld (born April 29, 1954) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and television and film producer, best known for playing a semi-fictional version of himself in the sitcom Seinfeld (1989–1998), which he co-created and co-wrote with Larry David, and, in the show's final two seasons, co-executive-produced.

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Jerry Seinfeld on The People v. O.J. Simpson - Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Kesha's new song is about when Jerry Seinfeld wouldn't hug her
I can confirm this is The only pictures I have in my flat are one of Jerry Seinfeld and one of Pamela An…
Jerry Seinfeld is probably the best looking comedian of the past 50 years
Yeah Tucker, it really *** that Steve Jobs, Mitch Daniels and Jerry Seinfeld's family members came here from Syria, does…
MLB player is completely oblivious to famous comedian Jerry Seinfeld
Being a comedian is like being a murderer. No matter what people tell you, you're probably gonna do it anyway. - Jerry Seinfeld
Missed baseball game to see favorite comedian Jerry Seinfeld. *funky baseline*
Jerry Seinfeld came in at No.3,with a net worth of $860 million,making him wealthiest comedian and actor .…
You've always relied on sarcastic, denigrating so-called humor. That's bullying, not comedy. Jerry Seinfeld is a true comedian
Something I've been meaning to get off my chest: I think Jerry Seinfeld is overrated as a comedian and he's a total ***
I added a video to a playlist Jerry Seinfeld: What it takes to be a comedian
Its ridiculous but when I start against the Mets I'm very aware that Jerry Seinfeld's mood is in my hands.
Jerry Seinfeld says 'no thanks' to hug from Kesha
have you ever noticed the song And She Was by the Talking Heads sounds like Jerry Seinfeld?
If Jerry Seinfeld can be a lead so can I
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Next up: Jerry Seinfeld on why "Jerry Seinfeld" was his biggest mistake on the show..
Jerry Seinfeld turning down a hug from Kesha is my new favorite thing.
Jerry Seinfeld wishes he never did "that stupid show" and called it a complete waste of time. Stay tuned.
"I fell in love w/ the work. The work was joyful, difficult, & interesting."-Jerry Seinfeld. Whatever your "work" may be, fall in love w/ it
A Seinfeld reunion in which Jerry apologizes to the soup guy. "With the benefit of hindsight, I realize you were only a soup authoritarian."
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Jerry Seinfeld says he only lost his parenting cool once — and it was all about the Kardashians.
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JUST IN: Jerry Seinfeld apologises for stealing new-born babies via satellite link-up. "We're in love" was overheard by on-lookers..
How often do you think about the Seinfeld episode where Jerry repeatedly drugs a woman into unconsciousness so he can play…
"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. U don't stare at it.. U just get sense of it and then look away" - Jerry Seinfeld 🙏😂
"Look, Jerry. We have to have sex to save the friendship." - Elaine Benes, Seinfeld.
My plane was delayed so I airdropped this picture of Jerry Seinfeld to 16 random people at the Burbank Airport out…
You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out. ~Jerry Seinfeld
*Jerry Seinfeld voice* whats the deal with tabbed browsing?
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And if given a head start he's not beating Jerry Seinfeld.
Check out this classic lesson from Jerry Seinfeld
"Jerry Seinfeld Teams With Netflix for Two Stand-Up Specials and More 'Comedians in Cars". aí gostei
Jerry Seinfeld painfully rejects Kesha's hug , i think he did it cause he knew kesha from her sexual assualt case .
restarted my computer and phone. Deleted the app and re-downloaded it. Same error message.
He also watched "Seinfeld" and Jerry was noticeably silent as well.
Recall the Seinfeld episode where Jerry tries in vain to explain the meaning of the word "reservation"…
I liked a video Jerry Seinfeld on Denying Kesha a Hug, and Their Off-Camera Exchange Afterward
"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason" Jerry Seinfeld
No soup (or $) for them. I wonder if this is because Elaine found all those recipes in the armoire.
Jerry Seinfeld Empathizes with Kathy Griffin in the Wake of ‘Bad Joke’ About Donald Trump via Their Fathers?
Jerry Seinfeld explains Kesha hug denial, Death Wish reboot coming out and more on today's Report:…
Sorry Kesha: Jerry Seinfeld hugs wife with abandon
Jerry Seinfeld sets the record straight on that awkward Kesha encounter. via
"Like Peter denied Jesus, Jerry Seinfeld denied THREE requests for a hug from Kesha." *** you, Will...
The Seinfeld episode about Jerry Seinfeld pitching Seinfeld to NBC kills me.
GEORGE: I don’t understand, what is this thing called again?. JERRY: A “fidget spinner.”
Jerry Seinfeld explains the golden moment .
Xcellent scene created after Jerry Seinfeld rejects Ke$ha's hug. Could have been written by Jerry himself!…
Jerry Seinfeld has rat face, admit it, he's gus gus in real life. no anti semitism here he just does.
Joe Morton and Jerry Seinfeld have the same voice.
In the great Jerry Seinfeld/Kesha debacle of 2017, I fall very strongly on the "don't touch me" end of the spectrum.
Ladies and Gentlemen... Jerry Seinfeld. However, I'm not sure I'd hug just any Girl either.
lol then OGI and FIRE swag it is. If Jerry Seinfeld is there, give him your swag and make him wear it lol
Thanks again to for yesterday's Fatherhood lunch. Here’s an interview I did with them. https:…
Jerry Seinfeld is everything I want in a man
I kinda want to hug Jerry Seinfeld. Just to see what happens.
Jerry Seinfeld is not a fan of the Kardashians
If visited a former player it would be a Ke$sha trying to hug Jerry Seinfeld moment
"Jerry Seinfeld 'offended' by the Kardashians, other reality TV." He must *hate* then...
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Jerry Seinfeld returning to the Fox Theatre via
NBA NHL --yet another lopsided Final game..as Jerry Seinfeld would say--what's the deal???
Jerry Seinfeld slams the Kardashians, saying they don't do anything interesting
Jerry Seinfeld wants to know what's the deal with the Kardashians
Reasons to love Jerry :. He refuses to hug and he doesn't know who she is!
Jerry Seinfeld is being called a *** for not hugging Kesha but if he was begging for one from her he'd be in trouble…
in what universe is jerry seinfeld doing anything interesting besides picking a fight with the Kardashians
Jerry Seinfeld talks Kesha snub; says he and Kesha eventually reconciled and had a good laugh about it.
Jerry Seinfeld needs to know who you are before he agrees to hug you
Jerry Seinfeld may not be a hugger but I sure am. See me at a con feel free to bring it in arms open wide :)
Introducing the man, the myth, the legend...
Some people are just not 'huggers', Seinfeld says first-ever interaction with Kesha was “a little off.”
Jerry Seinfeld blasts the Kardashians: "These people are not doing anything interesting"
Bee Movie, but every time Jerry Seinfeld's character says something it's actually Tim Allen.
Jerry Seinfeld has no idea who Kesha is.
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Jerry Seinfeld is me. If you're a random stranger (or a human in general) please don't try touch me. Unless you're…
With only 6 words,Jerry Seinfeld just wrecked what's left of his career Allen B. West Bye bye
Jerry Seinfeld just blew Kesha off yea she's certified trash
Mood: Jerry Seinfeld when asked for a hug.
Jerry Seinfeld voice: What's the deal with people and perfume at airports?. My voice: I hate you all so much.
Jerry Seinfeld, comedic genius, not a Kesha fan.
Meangurl Jerry Seinfeld refuses Kesha hug, says he doesn't know who she is
I feel like I've seen this Jerry Seinfeld and Kesha hug incident before...🤔
Don't ask Jerry Seinfeld for a hug. EVER
I just watched that clip of Kesha getting turned down for a hug by Jerry Seinfeld. In other news, I think I hate Jerry Sei…
That was so perfectly Jerry Seinfeld. Would anyone hug someone that stormed their interview that they didn't know? Reactio…
Jerry Seinfeld denied Kesha's hug not once, not twice, but three times.
i never thought i'd say this but i feel bad for Jerry Seinfeld
If you don't wanna be touched that's your right Jerry Seinfeld isn't wrong for not wanting to hug her but don't be sexist people come on
Watch Jerry Seinfeld refuse a hug from Kesha, saying, "I don't know who that was... I wish her the best." h…
Nothing is more infuriating than Jerry Seinfeld denying Kesha a hug.
Never stop being you, Jerry Seinfeld. I never knew it was possible to love you more than I already do.
Jerry Seinfeld doesn't recognize Kesha, refuses to hug her.
Jerry Seinfeld says Kathy "ISIS" Griffin's beheading photo was just a "bad joke." No, it's not a joke. She is threatening the…
The new leader of a Tribe Called Curve.Jerry Seinfeld.
Jerry Seinfeld absolutely STIFLES Kesha from giving him a hug.
Jerry Seinfeld rejects Kesha's hug on the red carpet. awkward...
Who knows what diseases Kesha is carrying. Jerry Seinfeld made the right choice.
I fully support Jerry Seinfeld's right to not participate in hug culture.
I wouldn't know Kesha either if i saw her. Jerry Seinfeld is the GOAT.
06-07 arrives at court to fans chanting 'free Kesha now'
Dr. Luke's attorney denies reports about being dropped from Sony after Kesha suit
Jerry Seinfeld denying Kesha a hug is oddly reminiscent of the episode where he's tired of greeting kisses.
"Jerry Seinfeld awkwardly denying Kesha a hug is like a modern day 'Seinfeld' plot" by Mia Johnson via Mashable
Jerry Seinfeld acts exactly like a character from Seinfeld IRL when Kesha tries to hug him:
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Imagine 80s Ice Cube's take on '17 IC for opening for Kevin Hart Bill Burr & Jerry Seinfeld at Also, all white fan base!
On May 14, 1998 the last episode of Seinfeld starring Jerry Seinfeld and Julia Louis-Dreyfus aired.
Watch: Jerry Seinfeld accidentally interviews a Chevy Camaro while sitting on top of Jim Gaffigan - and you won't believe what they ordered
I mean, we don't blame the Wachowskis for Red Pill or George Lucas & Jerry Seinfeld for Steve Bannon
Running 7.12 to 7.31, in Montreal includes Jerry Seinfeld, Laverne Cox, Kevin Hart, Trevor Noah + more!
If Meghan says Jerry Seinfeld choked on Reeses puffs and says it's true, then there is te…
I'll take it. Previous results indicated Jerry Seinfeld, Will Smith, and Kelly Kaposwky of Saved by the Bell.
I have met a lot of celebrities and athletes but my favorites so far have been: Ryan Braun, Caitlyn Jenner, Jerry Seinfeld and Jamie Foxx
Bill Maher, Dennis Miller, Lewis Black, Robert Klein, maybe Jerry Seinfeld are the GOOD comics still alive and working. THEY know Comedy.
In one of them I went back in time to the '90s and hung out with Jennifer Aniston, Gillian Anderson, Jerry Seinfeld, & Dan Aykroyd.
Bob Einstein - Unusable on the Internet - Episode - Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee by Jerry Seinfeld
Just met Jerry Seinfeld, Dave Chappelle; and Steve Byrne brought me on stage to have 5 guys grind on me😂😂😂
Jerry Seinfeld's set is ruined by Kramer, who goes off on a bizarre, racist temper tantrum rant.
She reminds me of that episode where George Costanza dates a woman who looks like Jerry Seinfeld, and Kramer refers…
I really want to go to New York just to go to a comedy club on a random Tuesday night and catch someone like Jerry Seinfeld doing a set
I have a new favourite show! Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee by Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld's Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is leaving Crackle for Netflix -…
Sony-owned Crackle loses Jerry Seinfeld as he heads to Netflix with latest show.
Wale made a full album featuring Jerry Seinfeld and gets no respect
Example and jerry Seinfeld look the exact same please do not disagree
Newman - Seinfeld. - annoying as *** - always trying to ruin jerry's life. - why was there so much beef between them ht…
Doing deep work requires an unbroken chain.
The Seinfeld episode where Jerry and George stare at a 15yo's cleavage has really dated. "You don't consider age in the face of cleavage!"
I blame Jerry Seinfeld for the decreasing bee population.
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law. —Jerry Seinfeld
Hugh Jackman reveals how Jerry Seinfeld's advice led to him reprising his role of Wolverine
Jerry Seinfeld after the first day of shooting Seinfeld, 1989.
In the voice of Jerry Seinfeld,. How come I can't find good hard *** around here?? What's The deal with That!
St. John's, Newfoundland. I know it's small, but your buddy, Jerry Seinfeld was here.👍
Batman (Bruce Wayne), aka the Dark Knight's, nemesis was Bane. Newman, the "bane" of Jerry Seinfeld's existence, was playe…
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Hugh Jackman reveals how Jerry Seinfeld led to end of Wolverine films - Daily Mail
Final Destination, starring Jeremy Davies and Jerry Seinfeld. Directed by David Lynch, music by Dashboard Confessional. Budget: $50m
Jerry Seinfeld might be the king of the humble brag. just copping $1,000 jackets and having 5 racks on deck to lend with no problem.
Wanda Sykes is 50?? Eddie Murphy only 25?? Jerry Seinfeld and Andy Kaufman higher than Billy Connolly…
Kramer is to Jerry Seinfeld what Larry David is to George. Elaine Benes
every "be" in the song "Rather Be" replaced with Jerry Seinfeld screaming "Bee!" from Bee Movie.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine Benes) is nearly 4 times as rich as Jerry Seinfeld
At a chili cook off right now and everyone looks like either Willie Nelson or Jerry Seinfeld, my chili is going to get its *** kicked
...but every time they say "bee" Jerry Seinfeld rants about students needed safe spaces and you sink a little further into dep
Seinfeld debuted 26 years ago today on NBC as regular series. Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards…
Norm MacDonald one of the best episodes -> Jerry Seinfeld is joined by friends for a cup of coffee and drive ...
someone's never heard of a little someone I like to call "Jerry Seinfeld".
In the sequel, Kramer vs. Kramer 2, the little boy grows up & moves across the hall from Jerry Seinfeld.
my OKC celebrity sightings are Dustin Hoffman Tom Cruise Mimi Rogers at Waterford and Jerry Seinfeld at Penn square mall
Jerry Seinfeld's 'Comedians in Cars' heading to Netflix - via
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Jerry Seinfeld’s ‘Comedians in Cars’ series moves to netflix in late 2017
Newswire: Jerry Seinfeld ditches Crackle for Netflix in vicious streaming coup
Jerry Seinfeld's is jumping from Crackle to Netflix
Jerry Seinfeld inks production deal with Netflix, brings over 'Comedians in Cars…
‘Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee’ moving to Netflix as part of a Jerry Seinfeld mega-deal; is Crackle in trouble? https:/…
Jerry Seinfeld is a real standup guy!
Jerry Seinfeld signed a big new deal with Netflix!.
Jerry Seinfeld's 'Comedians in Cars' heading to Netflix - CNET
Jerry Seinfeld will bring 'Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee' and two new stand-up specials to Netflix
‘Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee ...Via Netflix' takes his show to
Jerry Seinfeld's 'Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee' is heading to
Jerry Seinfeld moves 'Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee' to Netflix after signing a huge deal
Jerry Seinfeld's talk show heading to Netflix
Jerry Seinfeld moves to Netflix for new Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee and stand up exclusives via
Jerry Seinfeld is moving to Netflix and taking "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee" with him.
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Nice to hear that little-known comedian Jerry Seinfeld has finally hit the big time and made something of himself
Neat 1988 Edna Buchanan interview on the David Letterman show, begins at 32 minutes (right after Jerry Seinfeld):
Michelle Obama, Jerry Seinfeld, and Dave Chappelle’s Epic Game of ‘Tonight Show’ Catchphrase like snl celeb jeopardy
The audience had no idea Jerry Seinfeld, Amy Schumer, Chris Rock, Aziz Ansari and Dave Chappelle would show
If there's a Jerry Seinfeld sighting today anywhere in Sugar Land/Houston pls let me know
Michelle Obama played Catchphrase with Jimmy Fallon, Dave Chapelle, and Jerry Seinfeld, and it wa...
Jerry Seinfeld and Aziz Ansari took to the mic, too.
I liked a video Catchphrase with First Lady Michelle Obama, Dave Chappelle and Jerry Seinfeld
Dave Chappelle, Jerry Seinfeld, and Jimmy Fallon bid farewell to on
Is Meryl Streep more overrated than Jon Stewart? Megyn Kelly? Jerry Seinfeld? What about Little Marco Rubio?
Never saw it.was Jerry Seinfeld involved in that movie?
JerrY: Hey, Kramer, you want to go down to the Bronx and help me take flyers off George's car?. Kramer: Sure.
lol I am Jerry Seinfeld and a little bit of George 😂
Jerry Seinfeld on success: The Beatles did nine years then disappeared. Leave before they wish you were gone.
Man gtfo my mentions you jerry seinfeld looking *** snowflake
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Jerry Seinfeld, Amy Schumer and more wax poetic about eating it in the trailer for stand-up doc ‘Dying Laughing’:…
Kramer: Do you have any idea how much time I waste in this apartment?. Jerry: I could ballpark.
idk how many times i've seen 's impersonation of jerry seinfeld (a lot) but now that i'm actually watching Seinfeld- spot on! 😂
three miku squishables in a trench coat pretending to be an adult man, voiced by Danny DeVito, Jerry Seinfeld, and Steve Care…
What if Hailee Steinfeld is just Jerry Seinfeld's pen name
Does Jerry Seinfeld ever get married in that show?
Hey new mutuals! A brief synopsis about me: my name is Jerry Seinfeld and i died
Soup to nuts Jerry Seinfeld bar and grill
They told me not to approach him, but I asked Jerry Seinfeld and he told me to always lay down a tarp. You gotta work clean, Dan
Curb your Enthusiasm - Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld at lunch
Jerry Seinfeld's kick game is strait fire
Was just told that I dress like Jerry Seinfeld. 2017 and I finally made it.
Angel Delgado gets double-doubles as often as Jerry Seinfeld gets residual checks.
It would be better treated by a Larry David/Jerry Seinfeld miniseries. It's a show about nothing.
I feel like as jerry Seinfeld gets older the top of his head is getting closer to his eyebrows
“Being funny is one of the ultimate weapons a person can have in human society,” says
I keep imitating Jerry Seinfeld's bee screech at kat and she's sick of me
Obama wrote a girl back as a third grader, jerry seinfeld did an episode of comedians in cars with him. Huge.
Women go after docs likes guys go after models. They want someone who has knowledge of the body guys just want the body - Jerry Seinfeld
Is jerry Seinfeld the Jesus of a new generation
"I think we may have something here!" **In my best Jerry Seinfeld impression.
"What's the deal with ...?" Check out Jerry Seinfeld in concert on January 14th! Learn more information below.
Meryl Streep, Paul McCartney, Stevie Wonder and Jerry Seinfeld join the Obamas at farewell party…
You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no Comedian.
So if someone cracks a joke through my eulogy,. With the BBC beep it out?. I think I'll choose Jerry Seinfeld!
TIL Seinfeld theme song was redone for each episode in order to match the pacing of Jerry Seinfeld's monologu…
ENT: Jerry Seinfeld, more comedians talk stand-up nightmares in ‘Dying Laughing’ trailer
According to Forbes what is Seinfeld’s pay?
Is that Jerry Seinfeld? W/ the antisemites who turn their back on Israel. Cuz u know it's cool if u like Obama. Par…
.will star in Lifetime's TV movie about the Flint water crisis
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EW: Jerry Seinfeld and Amy Schumer open up about their stand-up nightmares in the trailer for
Jerry Seinfeld has been the world's highest-paid comedian since 2006. This year, Kevin Hart takes the title:
Jerry Seinfeld: I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup. |
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Seinfeld only every time Jerry's name is said Bee Movie plays
Jerry Seinfeld touched my soul in ways that can only be expressed through interpretive dance
The pre-9/11 Seinfeld episode where Jerry repeatedly calls in bomb threats to Yankee Stadium from his home phone just for sitcom reasons.
Did you ever watch the Jerry Seinfeld show?. "Newman!". Now it's "Trump!" growled through clenched teeth.
Santa and Frosty – *** lovers? Not that there's anything wrong with that. ~Jerry Seinfeld
you judging my Borg Queen x Jerry Seinfeld shipping? Rude! (If this is a real ship please don't tell me)
Jerry Seinfeld is apparently now writing for .
doesn't know about the Wale/Jerry Seinfeld album... Do you Music
That SEINFELD where Jerry loathes the "kiss hello" and having to be friendly to his neighbors is ME in spades
“If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?” Jerry Seinfeld
2016's been so messed up that I saw this ad and thought Jerry Seinfeld had died (and had only lived one day apparen…
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now i'm trying with just 2 Jerry Seinfeld bits
My pet fish, Jerry Seinfeld, died today. He was over 5 years old, that's pretty impressive, RIP my man :,(
Seinfeld but every time Jerry Seinfeld is screaming it gets faster
Basically I feel like I am living in the Seinfeld episode "Bizarro Jerry"
"You can't have sex with someone you admire." - Jerry Seinfeld so wise
We’ve added 12 new videos to including chats with President Obama, Vin Diesel, Jerry Seinfeld, ISS htt…
George: I am familiar with the syndrome. She's a two-face. Jerry: Like the Batman villain?. George: If that helps you.
When you thought you were Jerry Seinfeld but turns out you were actually George Costanza all along
remember kids, if the first date is dinner and Bee Movie you are being winefeld, dinefeld and jerry Seinfeld
Watch the new trailer for Jerry Seinfeld&&in Cars Getting Coffee&
Watch Kristen Wiig cruise with Jerry Seinfeld in the first trailer for Season Nine of http…
"I admire Gillespie but Jerry Seinfeld is still God!"
Hooray for the on best list of 2016.
Having a two year old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for. Jerry Seinfeld
my favs are Seinfeld, Jerry Lewis, Rodney Dangerfield, and Dica Clay, who has a beautiful wife Val. But I got ta say Bull & Fox !
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Watch Jerry Seinfeld and Comedians Get Coffee in Cars in New Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Trailer -……
“It is nice to meet the Pope, if you’re Catholic. It’s like me meeting Mel Brooks: that’s as high as it goes.” —Jerry Seinfeld
Jay Leno is celebrated by Jerry Seinfeld, Kevin Eubanks & more tonight at 7:30 on "Jay Leno: The Mark Twain Prize."
Let's say a few prayers for Ed O'Neill, Ray Romano, Kelsey Grammer and Tim Allen. And throw in Jerry Seinfeld & Ted Danson for good measure.
They did follow Kevin Hart, Jerry Seinfeld and Seth Myers recently, so maybe the bowl just loves funny dudes.
... Jerry Seinfeld how much is your transcript cast cost from pawnstars from the history channel!
I wanted Jerry Seinfeld to be president.
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
Jerry Seinfeld coming to Grand Forks in March - INFORUM
Jerry Seinfeld coming to Grand Forks in March - West Fargo Pioneer
"What are they planting to grow the seedless watermelon?" Jerry Seinfeld
"Thank you everybody " that was my jerry seinfeld impression. Watch out whoever im coming. 😏
Jerry seinfeld is my fashun guru and kurt vonnegut my spiritual guru
"I can't commit to a woman, I'm not committing to an airline.". - Jerry Seinfeld on nonrefundable airfare deals, Seinfeld
With 3 already sold out, 4th show added for Jerry Seinfeld in Mpls.
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Stumbled on something BIG. The extra behind Jerry has the same hairdo as Seinfeld. He's a stand-in doubling up? He'…
Lol... Jerry Seinfeld had a different woman almost every other episode.. . & they all were nice to 👌🏾😂
I wish that Jerry Seinfeld jazz cut away was used in my life
y'all don't understand... This Jerry Seinfeld level funny
Jerry Seinfeld joined me for lunch today and I'm immensely happy
"A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.” Jerry Seinfeld
At least they're gonna resign Jerry Blevins I hope.Seinfeld GIFs. : (
Jerry Seinfeld Extends Series of Shows at NY’s Beacon Theatre to June 2017
Seinfeld lost episode!!! My main man JERRY S. does it again!!!
*Jerry Seinfeld picks a cheetoh out of his hair*. Whats the deal with hairline food?
“What kind of man wants to steal the wife of another man? Not a man I choose to admire or support.”
Will Smith is the Jerry Seinfeld of rap.
I liked a video Hailee Steinfeld, Harry Styles or Jerry Seinfeld?
Question: Seinfeld Trivia help. What food does Jerry find in his engine after Kramer borrows his car?
I wouldn't call myself a standup in the presence of Jerry Seinfeld or Ch...
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- Jerry Seinfeld live on Friday, March 10 - Riverside Theater On sale now!
I had a dream where Jerry Seinfeld robbed Paul F Tompkins blind of his yoghurt business to get a parking space. What's the deal with that?
Your a shock comic...you have no talent..Jerry Seinfeld is a genius...no profanity...pure talent...Bob Newhart...Drew Carey
30 years ago tonight. . . Jerry Seinfeld guests on 'Late Night with David Letterman ' on
Sarah Jessica Parker, Molly Shannon and Jerry Seinfeld at HBO’s Premiere of ‘Divorce’
From Alicia Machado to Jerry Seinfeld, Trump has a history of prolonged squabbles
Jerry Seinfeld bringing comedy shtick to Hollywood's Pantages in October
like when Daily Show brought on Jerry Seinfeld to make a lot of *** jokes about Marcus Bachmann
Jerry Seinfeld and Jim Carrey go for coffee and a great episode in a terrible car. Jim Carey reminds me of a friend.
Does Jerry Seinfeld have a Grammy for the Bee Movie or nah
Dylan McDermott sounds like Jerry Seinfeld when he yells
To deal with my pre election stress disorder I watch Seinfeld reruns. That puts everything into perspective. It's gold, Jerry! Gold! 😜
I've never seen this guy be funny. saw him w Jerry Seinfeld on the Coffee w Comedians thing and he was a colossal bore.
Jerry Seinfeld made a puddle, I stepped in it, and wonderful things happened.
Jerry Seinfeld: 'There's too much cursing in comedy.' I'll go one further, there's too much cursing in general. https:/…
Collectible Lifelike Baby Dolls, Porcelain Dolls a
[Jerry Seinfeld voice] What's the deal with gel highlighters???
If you like LCK and haven't seen it, his turn with Jerry Seinfeld on comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is excellent, too.
Sophie Turner and Maisie Williams' matching tattoos are everything we never knew we needed:
The only Jerry we acknowledge is Seinfeld
"Getting Daiges is like ahm it's the first hill of the roller coaster! And you hearing the clicking " - Jerry Seinfeld x Wale - Matrimony
Jerry: Who?. George: Artemis N. Falkmore. Jerry: You made that up right?. George: Yeah, but it sounds like a president…
what a faux-truism. Seinfeld is a genius. Jerry-haters are the worst kind of hipsters.
"I like money, but it's never been about the money" -Jerry Seinfeld
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