Ina Rosenberg Garten (born February 2, 1948) is an American author, host of the Food Network program Barefoot Contessa, and former White House nuclear policy analyst.
Last night, Jeffrey got so trashed on a vodka and spider leg drink I made. I had to carry him to bed myself!
Can we all just come to the consensus that Jeffrey and Ina Garten are the TRUE relationship goals of our time
me: it's 3am I should really sleep . also me: reading a buzzfeed article titled '32 surprising facts about ina garten'
Lemon bars to compliment other chocolate and spice Christmas treats.
“I love to take something ordinary and make it really special”-Ina Garten.
Ina Garten has eaten this breakfast every day for 10 years. And it sounds delicious:
You'll feel like Ina Garten as soon as it comes out of the oven (via
For a quick snack, boil down some demon's eye in a cauldron and throw some dragon scale on top. How easy is that?
This somehow managed to be even better than I thought it'd be:. 32 Surprising Facts About Ina Garten…
I blame Jeffrey and Ina Garten for my unrealistic relationship expectations
Robert Irvine and a pan that doesn't heat evenly. Ina Garten with only store bought vanilla. Bobby Flay and rotting vegetables. I can go on.
I love formaldehyde almost as much as I love Jeffrey!
I got into Ina Garten because of your enthusiasm for her work! She's wonderful
Ina Garten's cookbooks, all of them
Jeffrey's out of the house today visiting Cocytus, a little river that never stops wailing, to pick up some snake tongue.
Ina Garten is right, you should always let your meat rest off the heat in aluminum foil before you eat it. Wow.
Listening to the podcast ft Ina Garten (by way of and trying not to think about the fact I ate Only Popcorn for dinner
I love Ina Garten but sometimes I feel like she's trying to kill us all. (To clarify, that's butter.)
We might not have a Jeffrey, but we do have best fall recipes:
I wanted Ina Garten to be my aunt who feeds me a lot.
Ina Garten makes me fangirl so hard
Ina Garten: let's make a pot pie with leftovers from your fridge. Me: oh cool finally something cheap. IG: First we'l…
Turned Botticelli's Birth of Venus into Birth of Sir Carter and Rumi
This is what rants would sound like as a song.
Everyone Is Welcome Here. *Except for anyone who isn't here already
You KNOW Marcia was sipping a glass of wine on her couch when she sent this from her iPad
How to be Ina Garten:. Talk in ???s. Love Jeffery. Use really good ingredients. Have a questionable relationship w/ your fishmonger. Make stock
I thought this was Ina Garten for a second. I was like what did she do? 👀
Today I'm whipping up some divination pendulum with a side of moon dust. Jeffrey's gonna love this!
This weekend, try out one of Food Network star Ina Garten's favorite restaurants.
Ina Garten just made scrambled eggs with truffle butter and my world has just been rocked 🤤
Watching Barefoot Contessa. Ina Garten is obsessed with eggs.
I turn on the TV and right away I see Ina Garten doing an episode all about eggs. Wow
'Barefoot Contessa' Ina Garten’s best advice for making a career change
No offense but Ina Garten and I have the same favorite cheese shop
5 word deal breaker: I don't have air conditioning
For dessert, tiger eye, but with the 5-star treatment. How bad can that be?
me this morning: my tummy srsly needs some fresh healthy food today. me after learning abt Ina Garten. hello
Having lunch with her is 1 of my dreams: These Are the 4 Foods Ina Garten Refuses to Eat.
Love how he describes ppl as high quality. *** sounds just like Ina Garten describing olive oil. 😅
Gunna start taking this approach on first dates
WHOA. now that is some epic pigeon-holing. it almost feels worth it as a challenge to see if you can ge…
I could watch Ina Garten talk about how spicy black pepper is all day. 😍
So now comes the fun part - I'm gonna add a little twist. Adding lizard leg to newt eye really brings out the flavor.
Oh Ina Garten, what would we do without you... .
If you are looking for the perfect winter stew, then look no further.
PSA: The entirety of Ina Garten's Barefoot Contessa filmography is on YouTube for your viewing pleasure. You're welcome.
Can I used store bought llama snot even though everyone knows homemade is better? (Ina Garten is the best)
I just felt really inspired by something Ina Garten said
Today I'm whipping up some troll ear with a side of lepidolite gem. Jeffrey's gonna love this!
unless it's about Ina Garten and then
Me when I have to kill ina garten in the race war
One of my favorite cocktails consists of three cups of tequila, fairy wing and a splash of divination pendulum! How bad can that be?
Ina Garten and Bob Ross my only role models
What to Watch: Weeknight Dinners with Ina Garten and the Premiere of Food Network Star
Ina Garten and Michelle Obama on Barefoot Contessa good thing they never had kids, they would of never cared 4 them
Ina Garten and Michelle Obama on Barefoot Contessa selfish & self centered and full of herself and hisself! spoiled
Ina Garten and Michelle Obama on Barefoot Contessa seems 2 me that she knew she was in the money early on,so no kids
Let's just say the inner Ina Garten, Julia Childs and Martha Stewart in me came alive real quick... The messy sesame seeds are a favorite ➕
Food Network's Ina Garten opens up about why she never had kids
I just want to be invited to even just o n e of ina garten's dinner parties 🙃 pleaase
I can't wait for Jeffrey to come home to try some of this graveyard dust I whipped up!
: We have a lot to be thankful for: our friends, our family, and of course, Ina Garten. how……
I love snake scale almost as much as I love Jeffrey!
Ina Garten meatloaf is better the 2nd day
Sometimes I wish I was Ina Garten, aka the Barefoot Contessa, and other times I wish I was Oprah in this pic
How Ina Garten Decorates Her Table. If you can't find the "good" flowers, store-bought is fine.
A6. Any of Ina Garten's cookbooks. Big Barefoot Contessa fan. Also a good seafood cookbook or two.
I need all the gift shops to have their shop's Ina Garten aesthetic and a ride where I get to jump off a roof.
When I grow up I want to be like Ina Garten but slightly edgier
Fresh Fruit Salad with Honey Vanilla Yogurt recipe from is a nutritional overload!
Have you ever had tear of the goddess and simple poison together? It's fabulous!
10 times we took inspiration from Ina Garten for our spring tablescapes:
Thank you! Now I need no excuse. 'The utility bill is due?' Tittays! 'Ina Garten is coming to town?' Tittays! 😄
Ina garten can face 3 blunts and still prepare a magnificent meal
Nothing like some dust rune to get you in the party mood.
If you were really rich, why would you want to be the president and not just live Ina Garten's life?
Today I'm having some friends over visiting from the Sixth Circle of ***
Check out this recipe from Ina Garten
Today I'm having some friends over visiting from Purgatory.
I am back in the habit of watching videos of Nigella Lawson and Ina Garten immediately before going to sleep
This was DE-lish! . Alton Brown and Ina Garten are my go to's for recipes lately! I've been craving French Onion...
Check out this recipe from Ina Garten.
In these divided times, we're lucky to have a national treasure w/ White House experience for reassurance. I'm talking about Ina Garten, obv
Treat yourself to a drink with Ina Garten over at
Everything I've ever read about Ina Garten just makes me love her more
"I never write a recipe for one drink. Who wants to drink one drink?” PUNCH | Drinking with Ina Garten
It's apparent that Ina Garten and I would NOT get along:
What's the name of Ina Garten's husband again?
How do secure myself a spot in the fantasy world that Ina Garten apparently lives in:
Are you suffering from too much holiday cheer? Read this Oct 2016 interview with Ina Garten and let the rage flow.
Son1 has finished chopping, now working his way thru Ina Garten's apple pie recipe. I love that my boys are such good cooks.
May I recommend Ina Garten's "Cooking for Jeffery" as great escapist material. She's smoking a turkey w/ Bobby Flay & I think they're drunk!
Ree Drummond and Ina Garten calm my soul
Latest books this week from authors John Grisham, Brent Weeks, Stuart Woods and Ina Garten!
Today I'm whipping up some raven feather with a side of water rune. Jeffrey's gonna love this!
Why is everyone obsessed with this Ina Garten potato recipe?
I love to surprise Jeffrey by whipping up some fairy wing as a snack. He loves it almost as much as I do!
My fellow nerdlings, some terrific speakers coming
Eat your way through Paris, the Barefoot Contessa way via
I thought Ina Garten reposted that and my head exploded for a moment 😂 Asado with Juan and his handsome male friends lol
Why, thank you Ina Garten because this is the most interesting you've said because you cooking show is bORING AS HE…
"If it's not scary, everyone else would do it." — Ina Garten
Food is not about impressing people. It's about making them comfortable - Ina Garten. Picture by Zomato Review...
My favorite fall meal has to be a simple roasted chicken. Ina Garten does a fabulous one.
If the Class of 2017 gets Ina Garten as the commencement speaker I want Bobby Flay and no one else for mine
My school currently has two different petitions to get both Ina Garten and Guy Fieri to come to our school and I feel so proud
Looking to whip up some satanic herb quick? I'll show you how I make it.
I watch Ina Garten at 6am every morning whilst getting ready for work. She's become part of my routine and I love it.
I just made CURRIED CHICKEN SALAD adapted from omitting raisins & cashews:
the best broths America has to offer are Ina Garten's and my mother's. This was just overpriced chicken broth :/
I've lived in the Hamptons since 1978, when I first bought my store Barefoot Contessa.
I always like to keep some divination pendulum in the freezer. You never know when you're going to need them!
Ina Garten with the first puppies to soothe the soul.
Baked Irish Soda Bread for Irish couple visiting the States. Was told that they loved it. Followed Ina Garten's r…
Have you ever had graveyard dust and sulfuric acid together? It's fabulous!
When Ina Garten tells me to not use cinnamon I've had in my cabinet for ten years it's like she's looking into my soul
Ina Garten on how husband Jeffrey cares for her: "I am absolutely the center of his life".
Lemon yogurt cake for my friends. Followed Ina Garten's recipe. Delicious.
I wonder if Ina Garten knows how good she is at making ASMR videos
Ina Garten’s Winter Minestrone. I can't say enough good things about this soup recipe...foolproof, hearty,……
Devon's Award-Winning Chili : Ina Garten makes an award-winning chili with her friend Devon that sta
watched Ina Garten & Tyler Florence make his herb fried chicken.. haven't tried it yet, but looked yum on TV
I try to greet my friends with a drink in my hand, a warm smile on my face, and great music in t
I have decided I am making this recipe tonight, let's see if I own parsley
Here's the real shortcut: frozen satanic herb and frozen divination pendulum. Makes things so easy!
If Ina Garten married Danny Devito, she'd be Ina Garten-Devito, baby.
For Halloween I honestly just want to be Ina Garten and have all my friends come over and we just chef up
Here's the real shortcut: frozen dust rune and frozen demon flesh. Makes things so easy!
Trying to embrace a solid chambray shirt lifestyle but just end up looking like bearded Ina Garten.
I mixed some roasted garlic cloves into my scrambled eggs this morning and I'm basically Ina Garten now, bye *kisses fingertips*
A pinch of spider egg makes all the difference in the world.
Ina Garten cooking thanksgiving dinner: "why do people only eat sweet potatoes at thanksgiving?". Ina: *has never cooked with them since*
Bucket list item: Cook with Ina Garten at her Hamptons home.
Are you making Julia Child's or Ina Garten's recipe? ( made both and both are awesome!)
When we go to Themiscyra, all Jeffrey and I want to do immediately is have spider and frog toe.
Cooking for Jeffrey: A Barefoot Contessa Cookbook by Ina Garten - NEW with FREE Cookbook - Pre-Order Now: via
If you can't get bloodroot directly from Asgard, store bought is fine.
My extravagance is my garden - it's the first thing I look at every morning when I wake up. It gives me so much pleasure.-by Ina Garten
Reading a sweet article about Ina Garten and her husband Jeffrey. I can't help but see a lot of Tor and I in their rel…
I like almonds as a snack - keeps your energy up but doesn't fill you up.
Last week I was in the Center of the Earth and picked up some fairy wing. It's always better fresh from the source!
Martha Stewart on the many uses for a rolling pin
A pinch of lepidolite gem makes all the difference in the world.
I did get a rabbit at the Goddard Fall Festival, last weekend. And I named her Ina Garten. She…
I'm roleplaying Ina Garten in a game we're playing at work. I'm pretty sure nobody gets it... Still worth it.
feeling offended that my phone wants to autocorrect both INA and GARTEN. phone, get with what's good and know what's up!
hi! I've asked Ina about party ideas for upcoming Ina Garten bachelorette party in rented hamptons house. Does every q get an a?🍾
Recipe of the Day: Garlic Roasted Potatoes (our most-saved recipe!)
Martha on the Many Uses for a Rolling Pin; Fast Food Milkshakes, Ranked via
It's October and that means that this Ina Garten Halloween joke is seasonally appropriate again. HOORAY!
NoBookingFeeVac: Five things to chew on
Ina Garten on How Husband Jeffrey Cares For Her: 'I Am Absolutely the Center of His Life' via
"Cooking is one of the great gifts you can give to those you love." - Ina Garten
Perfect time to break out those recipes
This is really the time to use fresh lepidolite gem. Frozen or dried lepidolite gem just won't cut it.
Ina Garten and Michelle Obama are 'cooking up' something delicious
I love dragon breath almost as much as I love Jeffrey!
It's getting all Ina Garten up in here.
Nothing like some lepidolite gem to get you in the party mood.
Imagine Ina Garten as a guest judge on
Here's the real shortcut: frozen newt eye and frozen bat fang. Makes things so easy!
trying to turn guacamole into Ina Garten's backyard garden. they better move.
The dirty little secret is that I grew up in a household where there were no carbohydrates all
Grilled Cheese 🍞. "Grilled cheese and tomato soup is the ultimate comfort meal." - Ina Garten
My newest Her Campus article, probably: pick a Stranger Things character and get an Ina Garten meme.
Our Friday inspiration comes from Ina Garten and her delicious coffee granita recipe ☕️🍃 .
In the words of Ina Garten, 'who doesn't want this for breakfast'.
Driveway party with the neighbors to celebrate ~
Holy Guacamole! Its Thought we'd share a guac recipe on such occasion :)
Nothing like some pig's feet to get you in the party mood.
You guys! Ina Garten is doing a book launch and interview in New York with Tina Fey! This is almost too much...
Plums are in season, so why not make a "tatin"?
When I wrote 'Barefoot in Paris,' I wanted to make simple recipes that you could make at home
There are so many new sweepstakes I hope I win! One is a trip to Fort Lauderdale to meet Ina Garten, AWESOME.
Does this Barefoot Contessa Instagram mean what we think it means?:
Ooh Mexico.Happy Go make a big bowl and chow down!
Here, now, are the biggest new cookbooks of 2016
I don't like sitting at a table that's too large, where everyone is too far apart. That's a pa
Take one flower that you like and get lots of them. And don't try to 'arrange' them. It's surp
Have you ever had comfrey root and moon rocks together? It's fabulous!
my drag name will be Ina Garten Knows The Nuclear Codes
"If you think this is messy, wait until you see dessert" - an actual thing Ina Garten actually said
I would lose my mind if I ever met Anne Burrell and Ina Garten…like LITERALLY break down and cry.
When it comes to comfort food, I don't think anything does it for Jeffrey like kotochul egg.
and I's friendship is based on a mutual love for poetry, Ina Garten, and over-using the word spooky
I spy Ina Garten in the October issue of Vanity Fair. Love the Proust Questionnaire!
Huge Jeffrey and Ina Garten fan - this article is just plain adorable :)
My mother would never let me in the kitchen. I always wanted to cook, but I was never allowed
Nothing like a little comfrey root to spice things up. How bad is that?
Get the recipe for Italian Seafood Salad via
Ina Garten freezes hers, and I follow her example in many things:
re 9/8 some people LOVE radishes (like me!) and they're not all everyday sadists ;) Try this
Making Korean BBQ chicken (homemade k BBQ sauce!) and zucchini fritters (an Ina garten recipe) for dinner. I'm the queen of fusion dinners.
Woman on subway wearing an Ina Garten shunt and it really makes me miss Ina...
It's granola, in fall form! Liven up your morning yogurt with this fig and cherry granola.
Take fruit salad up a notch with a lime + yogurt topping. got the recipe!
If you can't get demon flesh directly from the Fourth Circle of *** store bought is fine.
the episode of Beat Bobby Flay with NPH and Ina Garten is something you should watch. bobby is extra sassy and cute
I can think of no valid reasons why not Ina Garten. Scott Perdue will 100% back me up
What if KD is actually just at Ina Garten's house making coq au vin and re-evaluating his whole life?
I could never stand Jennifer Garner but after just watching her candid w Ina Garten all I wanna do is cook and hang out w her
If Madhur Jaffrey is the Julia Child of Indian Cuisine, I'm gonna say that Meera Sodha is the Ina Garten.
More painful than Ina Garten's *** friends shopping is listening to Ross Mathews speak. I love both but helium *** voice hurts my ears.
NEIGHBORS but with Oprah and Ina Garten and instead of a wacky frat it's a dinner party that goes past 8:30.
Ina Garten is my girl hero, and Future is my guy hero...and that's it really
Body: You're tired. Go to bed. Mind: Hey, go see if there's an Ina Garten aka Barefoot Contessa fandom on Tumblr.
Ina Garten has instagram I've died and gone to heaven
Can do what they do for True Detective for the Leftovers and switch all the actors out for Ina Garten and make it a cooking show or..?
I watch the Food Network every day and it rocks. Gotta love Ina Garten and Giada
Spending time with my soul sister Ina Garten on Netflix 😀
it's good! There's an ina garten recipe I can dig up, but it's basically toss w oil/garlic/salt, roast, add lemon/cheese
Get a charming view into the world of the Barefoot Contessa.
Oh my god is telling me all about her Ina and Jeffrey Garten encounter in Paris. "Did she touch you?"
I love watching Ina Garten and her husband together on her show. After 40 years of marriage, they still genuinely love each other. So rare.
My goal in life is to cook like Ina Garten from Barefoot Contessa.
Here's what's getting me through today: Finding out it's National Spaghetti Day and planning this for dinner
"Two Hot Chicks!" Airs this week with Carolyn Hennesy & Ina Garten inspired
Ina Garten from Bella episode on my blog
serious question: I think Ina Garten is my biological mother?
Ina garten be like use 1lb of good beef you know what I like to do I slaughter the cow myself and there you go it couldn't be easier
Hi I'm Ina Garten, today in the kitchen me and Jeffrey are gonna be making a murderer
Ina Garten is so fabulous she sends out Alec Baldwin to do her food shopping ❤️
I wonder what Ina Garten is doing right now
Ina Garten has a pilots license, an MBA and she was a budget analyst under Ford and Carter. But everyone knows her for cooking. 🙄
Nine cookbooks that will make you a master entertainer
I love the delightful accessibility of Trisha's Southern Kitchen; it's Ina Garten without the Hamptonite snobbery; Sandra Lee with taste.
Check out this popular recipe from Ina Garten. A quick healthy snack! Yummy. Enjoy.
Ina Garten's suggestion for finding the right (expensive) balsamic vinegar is buy a bunch of balsamic vinegars and see which one is the best
look for 'certified Good by Capitalist Pig Dog Ina Garten'
life goals is to get invited to Ina garten's weekly bridge game
why chill w Ina Garten if you could chill with Alton Brown???
This is an abomination unto the Lord. I'm calling my senator to complain. KEEP RAISINS OUT OF DESSERTS.
made me read all about Ina Garten on Wikipedia&now I'm even more obsessed&my life goal is to become best friends
you and I are gonna be like freaking Ina Garten
. ...and I thank Ina Garten for this Irish Soda Bread recipe 😋 YUMMY with homemade butter.
Baked Shrimp Scampi from the Barefoot Contessa, Ina Garten. Please excuse the shoddy photography.
I'll never make the Ina Garten American flag cake with a bunch of models. Perhaps it's better this way.
Get the recipe for Fresh Fruit Salad with Honey Vanilla Yogurt via
I want an Ina Garten and collab cooking show, honestly
From Russell Wilson to Ina Garten, I'm nothing if not a renaissance man. :p
*** Ina Garten really knows how to live.
Get the recipe for Sunday Rib Roast via
Ina Garten look like she beat her husband when the cameras go off.
I'm probably the only person in the world flipping back & forth between the Jets game & Ina Garten's holiday Barefoot Contessa.
I've said this before, but I don't know if anyone has it better than Jeff Garten. Big chair at Yale, Fishers Island, and Ina in the kitchen.
sitting here watching Ina Garten make this truffle pasta dish thing is the most relaxed I've felt in weeks
I wish I was related to Ina garten so I could go to all her parties and live a fab life like her
Ina Garten has more friends than people I have passed on the street.
Ina Garten is standing way too close to me right now. Wherever she is in the world, it's too close.
Why would I be studying for finals when Ina Garten is teaching me how to make a perfect cheese board?
To be best friends with Ina Garten. ❤️
Well at least I can turn to Ina Garten after the Spurs loss.
Hour long Ina Garten holiday special got me like:
New post (Ina Garten's Basil Green Goddess Dressing - The Best Salad Dressing EVER. N...) has been published on...
Sunday Rib Roast ~ Recipe courtesy of Ina Garten No dish could be easier or more elegant than a stan
When Ina Garten says to use royal icing, she means it. Windsor or better.
If anyone knows Ina Garten send her my resume I need to be a PA on her show and I will even say that I'm over-qualified for the job
Ina Garten "Barefoot Contessa" of the Hamptons, wife of Jeffrey Garten (CFR)
Get the recipe for Croque Monsieur via
Get the recipe for Perfect Pie Crust via
A delicious cookie from Show us your cookie swap treats with
They're showing Barefoot Contessa in the student center right now. WOWOW TG Georgetown realizes how much of a queen Ina Garten really is.
Every time I see a picture of E.L. James I think it's Ina Garten/the Barefoot Contessa. They both like bright scarves!
Imagine a Barefoot Contessa episode with the boys. Wow. Ina Garten would love them
The Joan Hamburg Show with guests Frank Rich, Frankie Avalon, Chris Cerf and Henry Beard, Ina Garten, and Gillian...
can someone plz buy me an Ina Garten cookbook???
Ina Garten is making shortbread and I swear to god she used 5 sticks of butter
Get the recipe for Honey Vanilla Pound Cake via
"I never cook alone, my grandmother's there when I bake, my granddad keeps me from burning the burgers"~Ina Garten http:/…
Type A people think they can figure out what to do next while they’re doing something [else], and they can’t.”
Ina Garten is the Barefoot Contessa. Jeffrey Garten was once an advisor to the Royal Thai Army. Remind me which one has a TV show?
I'm not saying I'm The Barefoot Contessa, but have you seen me and Ina Garten in the same …
Ina Garten's Moroccan couscous before seeing Casablanca on the big screen
Ina (Beir)Garten as the Beerfoot Contessa . (Been thinkin' bout my Halloween costume)
Continuing the Ina Garten NYC tour. (at in New York, NY)
had an Easy Bake Oven . . . Am better chef than Ina Garten
Get this all-star, easy-to-follow Beatty's Chocolate Cake recipe from Ina Garten
Where there's a will for brownies, there's a way. Ina's 5-star decadent way:
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