Hyacinth Bucket, who insists her last name is pronounced Bouquet , is the main character in the BBC sitcom Keeping Up Appearances (1990 to 1995), played by Patricia Routledge.
SIMON: Ed Miliband says the middle-classes are facing a "crisis of confidence" over falling living standards but we're wondering how do you define middle class? We want you to get a bit Hyacinth Bucket and complete this sentence: You know you're posh when...
With the exeption of Kathy Burke and Hyacinth Bucket from Keeping Up Appearances, women just can not do comedy I'm sorry! Me mams got is watching Birds of a feather and I'm debating wether contracting syphilis would be more enjoyable
awww -- the bride had a Hyacinth Bucket --- I mean, Bouquet -- for her wedding on "Call the Midwife: Holiday Special". I guess she was Keeping Up Appearances. :) (I wonder if there was a connection between the two shows behind the scenes?)
"l will not have pseudo-hyphenated people boasting about their holidays abroad while I’m singing a selection from the Song of Norway!" - Hyacinth Bucket
It makes me laugh. It smacks of Hyacinth Bucket
Anyone know how to drive a boat. Tried taking lessons from hyacinth bucket but its not working
My Hyacinth Bucket. thank you to Matthew.. Emma and Zoe. I love the smell of the flowers.. so will bung them in the dirt and grow them... I hope. lol xx
Dreamt I robbed a posh building in Kensington with French &Saunders. I was dressed as Hyacinth Bucket cos we thought it was lolz. Amazing.
Oh Hyacinth Bucket. You remind me way too much of my dad's mother.
Today my holiday melancholy is taking the form of sadness at the thought that Hyacinth Bucket has no real friends. :(
But Darren was integral to plot lines...like Richard Bucket to Hyacinth.
You, sir, have perfected the art of the backhanded compliment. Hyacinth Bucket would be proud.
She was a real life Hyacinth Bucket...they'd have only done it the once. ;)
is she doing a Hyacinth Bucket " mind the pedestrian, mind the lights, mind the kerb Richard" bless drive nice for ya mother
I would like to marry Hyacinth Bucket
Why does Jimmy Carr laugh like Hyacinth Bucket singing?
Love how Christmas turns everyone into Hyacinth Bucket.
One car ride w/ my brother and I've turned into Hyacinth Bucket. . "Mind the horse, dear.". "It's in the field!". "They jump fences, you know!"
Hyacinth Bucket trying to get to grips with Kinect on her new Xbox One with hilarious consequences.
I wish they'd bring back Keeping Up Appearnces for a christmas special, Hyacinth Bucket trying to get to grips with an ipad.
Unless you're Hyacinth Bucket's great aunt. On a swingers weekend.
Keeping Up Appearances ".Centred on the life of eccentric, social-climbing snob Hyacinth Bucket (who insists that her surname is ... "It's my sister Violet - the one with a Mercedes, swimming pool, sauna and room for a pony".)
Nobody - I repeat, NOBODY - does shade like Hyacinth Bucket does shade.
Oh dear. Where's Hyacinth Bucket to point out hazards when you need her. . "Mind the hurricane, Richard..."
Bubble is his old name. He's gone all Hyacinth Bucket these days ;)
think Hyacinth Bucket's dead grandmother's boudoir.
Hyacinth Bucket had several hands in this abomination!
Patricia Routledge is a joy to watch as our beloved Hyacinth Bucket.
I'm done with the whole Christmas card thing. I love it but like Hyacinth Bucket, I'd have to send them to myself. No more, just sayin'
apparently it flushed after 6 and then came back up. He all panic. My mum is hyacinth bucket slash Essex wives. Amazing.
'Good morning Mrs Bucket' Hyacinth it's pronounced "bouquet" :')
I'm sure Hyacinth would have been happy for you to come round to help, Emmet
what will become of our species when we have replaced Hyacinth Bucket falling on to a hedge with whatever happens on the big bang theory?
Lol and to think your poor director was telling you to channel Hyacinth Bucket...or are they one and the same?! Dun, dun, dun!!
I love it "Hand-painted periwinkles". On this serving dish, love you Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced boo-kay)
yes... But pronounced 'satin' like hyacinth bucket. Xx
"If nothing else, the thing that sets us apart from others is the absence of vulgar noises." - Hyacinth Bucket
.Hyacinth Bucket in Keeping Up Appearances. .Wheat From The Chaft. Hyacinth does her best to give the impression that she is of high social standing, whilst it is obvious she is of working-class stock. Her continuous desperation not to let other people find out her true origins forms many of the plots and provides most of the show's humour. Hyacinth looks down on others, and is particularly ashamed of her rather slovenly relatives – her younger sisters Daisy and Rose, and especially her brother-in-law, Onslow. Hyacinth's obsession with enhancing her social status is clearly intended to compensate for her own insecurities and the fact that she comes from a family she considers "common". Contrasted to this is her pride concerning her other sister, Violet, who married well, lives in a posh home with "a pool, a sauna, and room for a pony". Fact attitudes are like Nose Bleeds,or if it was to rain they would drown.
Tony and I thought we'd have a nice Christmas dinner overlooking the sea in Costa del brid. Unfortunately we hadn't counted on hyacinth bucket at the next table.evey 2 minutes she'd say excuse me before starting a conversation. and then finish with i'm sorry for being rude. It didn't go down well when it comes transpired she originates from Cawthorne and thinks people from athersley south are scum. Eeeerm that's my roots. !! Xxx
We're not posh enough for Hyacinth [sniff]
Spending the afternoon with Count Arthur Strong, the Chuckle Brothers & Hyacinth Bucket... And it's not as fun as it sounds.
where is Hyacinth anyway? She left 10 minutes ago. Perhaps to the neighbours?
Perfect. That would give Hyacinth at least a week's worth of name-dropping.
I'm sure Hyacinth wouldn't notice if you took a quick sip of the brandy.
You'll have to ask Hyacinth I'm afraid, Violet. As you know, these decisions are not mine to make.
Reading Long expected Party and whenever I get to the removal of bags and gloves, all I can think of is Hyacinth Bucket is a hobbit.
I've just realised I've got Victor Meldrew & Hyacinth Bucket for lunch Think I best get a move on lol
This lady in the choir was doing her best Hyacinth Bucket impression just now
think Hyacinth Bucket but with self awareness and kindness - that’s my mum :)
The mothers gone into FULL-ON Hyacinth Bucket mode arranging the dining room for tomorrow 😒😒
I'm flouncing around the house in my gold Jimmy Choos like some middle aged Hyacinth Bucket. "Another nibble dear?"
Hyacinth bucket is my spirit animal
Had a really lovely chat with my mother this afternoon. Although she did spent a solid third of the conversation complaining about how my father is so anti-social at Christmas, and never gets involved in playing board games such as Scrabble and Monopoly, which doesn't create a good impression to other guests or family members. I'm glad Hyacinth Bucket hasn't changed. Xx
Being Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bouquet) I am always ready with some witty repartee
I wonder why Jamie just screamed like Hyacinth Bucket, in the next room...
She and the Hyacinth Bucket are the two most brilliant women to grace British sitcoms!
.oh *** I'm Hyacinth Bucket from Keeping Up Appearances. How middle class are you?
Hyacinth Bucket from Keeping Up Appearances reminds me too much of my grandmother.
I wonder who has more hats, Hyacinth Bucket or
I wonder if would consider taking a Fire Marshall role at to address a Bucket shortage?
Woman stood next to me in told the guy serving her, her sons name.. America. AMERICA! She was like Hyacinth Bucket!
Amazing How Matthew Stokes transforms into Hyacinth Bucket whenever I'm driving the car.
Maintaining a house in the temporary absence of my dear lady is harder than I first thought. By the time their trip is over I would have become Hyacinth Bucket!!!
Whenever I am with my older sister, I turn into Hyacinth Bucket's neighbour, fluffing everything up. Tonight, I have burnt a chicken. How many near perfect bloody chickens have I cooked in my life?
Just had the funniest conversation with a hyacinth bucket type behind the till in m&s. I asked if they would open one in penarth. Dry as a bone she uttered 'well I'm cooking Mr Spencer's tea tonight so I'll ask him'. I said 'thanks and bye mrs spencer'. I suppose you had to be there :)
Jeeze..comin across some right Hyacinth Buckets today! 'Its Bouquet!' Lool
The MPT lady is starting to threaten folks...she finna interrupt Afternoon Tea if y'all don't come up off some money soon. She is going to interrupt my Hyacinth Bucket and that I can't have!
If I won the lottery, I suspect that my life would play out a little bit like Hyacinth Bucket's (it's pronounced BOU-QUET!)
"It's my sister Daisy. She's the one who gets by without a swimming pool or a sauna...she never liked ponies." Hyacinth Bucket
"Of course I appreciate art! I don't care for that modern rubbish, but I do fancy a frame that doesn't gather too much dust." Hyacinth Bucket
Rest In Peace Peter O'Toole, Jacqueline went to uni with a relative of his she had a cracking story: Peter O'Toole came to a family gathering at a posh autie Mary's house, who by all accounts was a bit like Hyacinth Bucket, she had miniature rose wallpaper, matching curtains, towels, even the toilet roll had miniature roses. Peter went to the toilet and came back and announced "you have a lovely bathroom Mary, but I didn't know wether to wipe my *** with the curtains or the wallpaper"
Hyacinth Bucket: "I will not have you not thinking in front of the neighbours, Richard!"
Lwaxana Troi is basically the Betazoid version of Hyacinth Bucket.
Vaughan is doing his David Brent and Aggers is, as always, Hyacinth Bucket.
I can be the hyacinth bucket of Worcester park lol :-)
British sitcom is one of my favorite comedies, as Hyacinth Bucket, (pronounced "bouquet") strives socially to attain a solitary level of arrogance as she abuses her right hand husband, Richard, to every breaking point. I got Ma hooked on this show and we used to laugh so much...
Think we all know a hyacinth bucket!
It's very 'Hyacinth Bucket' and very pompous
These veritable vegetable napkins are just about the poshest things we stock. Embrace your inner Hyacinth Bucket with proper grown up table linens from our fave Lush Designs ladies.
this is a bit weird and i worry it makes me sound kind of classist? somehow? i just wanted to ask other people if this is an actual thing outside of tv shows making fun of the middle classes. there's someone at work who was talking about how they'd bought ralph lauren shorts for their kid or whatever and she's... i don't know exactly. she very much needs to have the appearance of being well-to-do and upper middle class or something. but she kept calling him ralph 'lauREN' (with a really heavy emphasis on the 'ren') and i'm like. well, if you're pretending he's french, which he isn't, it'd be more of a 'ron' than a 'ren' and secondly. he's a jewish guy from new york, it's not even his real last name... it's literally just 'lauren'. i just think it's weird that they'd overcomplicate a relatively household brand name in order to seem fancier, i guess? makes me think of hyacinth bucket.
I've just realised, Hyacinth Bucket invented shade.
"...completely conducive to contemplating charismatic country cottages!" - Hyacinth Bucket (it's pronounced "Bouquet")
It has just been brought to my attention that Hyacinth Bucket's nose is thoroughly out of joint. My public family album seems to be the culprit. What a shame.sorry about that old girl but you've had it your own way for years and I thought it about time someone put you and yours in your place.
that's how Hyacinth Bucket would say your name.
My British professor just used a picture of Hyacinth Bucket in a slide and I think I'm the only one who caught it so I get an A right?
"Please don't shout in that excitable manner outdoors, Richard. I don't like you getting excited outdoors." - Hyacinth Bucket
She dished out 3 NOs and thought she was fair. She gets 3 NOs and thinks they're all wrong. Hyacinth Bucket is deluded
Just told another delivery driver not to bang on my door so aggressively - am I turning into Hyacinth Bucket!!?!!
Shaun says kellys on tv again . Keepin up appearences HYACINTH BUCKET Kelly Mcgarry
I'm after one of these for Christmas please. (must be spoken in Hyacinth Bucket voice)
How not to be Hyacinth Bucket: top website writing tips from the excellent
I would kill to know someone like Hyacinth Bucket
Christmas cards. One wonders why some people seem to go out of their way to find minute square cards which are almost weighed under by the affixed stamp. Oh, of course some kind souls like to support a Charitable cause. But when one remembers one's late Mamma spending ages searching for individual cards to suit her friends, and the pleasure she got in doing so, then am wondering where the spirit of Christmas Cards went. Into a box of ten, presumably? And yes, one has bought boxed cards but, in the best Hyacinth Bucket tradition, they are rather cheesily Christmassy Santas and Religious Nativity scenes. Speaking of which: Exciting news from one's friend in Dundee who recently retired from playing the organ so magnificantly at the Cathedral. "Just seen on the news they have finally appointed a new Bishop of Dunkeld", he said. Having had the honour of meeting the retired Bishop, is it permitted to say he will be a hard act to follow? Now wondering if Mazeltov was the most appropriate means of offering congra ...
Had forgotten just how awful Keeping Up Appearances is.
... "Yes, it always makes me very nervous to think I might be talking to a miniskirt." - Hyacinth Bucket
"Today could be the day I'm mistaken for somebody important." - Hyacinth Bucket
I met hyacinth bucket the other day! For real!
"Something is wrong with Richard. He wouldn't talk to me while he was up a tree." - Hyacinth Bucket
the husband of Hyacinth Bucket from Keeping Up Appearances
We know Frosticles himself! Or at least Mrs Frosticles! The Milburns... That THRUSTING creature on the ladies’ luncheon committee. She was a Hackett from Wilton Street before she laid herself SHAMELESSLY in the path of Frosticles! Hyacinth Bucket
Me and my mum wonder who I'll turn out like when I'm older, am I more likely to be like Victor Meldrew(one foot in the grave) or hyacinth bucket( Keeping Up Appearances) lol xxx
shouldn't that be Hetty? That thing with Hyacinth Bucket in
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"Go to the roundabout and head for France!" --Hyacinth Bucket
I realise I saw Fry as a male Hyacinth Bucket and when I realised he wasn't I felt a bit disappointed.
Michale Bubble should do a duet with Hyacinth Bucket
Well, at least it's not Narcissus. Or Hyacinth (Bucket)...
that is a line out of the British classic Keeping Up Appearances! Hyacinth Bucket anyone? Pronounced Bouquet. lol ANYONE? ? ?
I still have no idea who he is but I assume he's not as funny as Hyacinth Bucket.
Oh, but it is pronounced that way. Now I'm imagining Nick Lachey playing Hyacinth Bucket.
There is no way Nick Lachey's last name is really pronounce la-shay, right? He's gotta be a real life Hyacinth Bucket.
Walkers Sensations "Balsamic Vinegar and Caramelised Onion" are the Hyacinth Bucket of pickled onion flavoured crisps.
The Alton Travelodge being in Four Marks, some six miles from Alton. The Hyacinth Bucket of cheap hotels insisting its something its not.
he's the Hyacinth Bucket of the music world.
Hyacinth Bucket ("Bouquet") in action on a snowy Sunday afternoon.
Swear I had the real life Hyacinth Bucket sat behind me for 3 hours
The British citizenship test actually requires you to be able to recite at least 3 Hyacinth Bucket quotes.
When people I love come to my house for social fun, I get altogether too Hyacinth Bucket about the bathroom towel situation.
This Sunday afternoon let's watch something funny... how about 'Keeping Up Appearances' unleashing Hyacinth Bucket onto unsuspecting world.
It's all got very Hyacinth Bucket here today!
"It's not like I demand much of you, Richard!" - Hyacinth Bucket
MIL laughs at Hyacinth Bucket, but sends post to "Councillor Taylor" ie her son, because it is the correct way to address him...
"Today could be the day I am mistaken for someone important!" Hyacinth Bucket played by Patricia Routledge
Hyacinth Bucket ain't got nothing on Long Island Mary in a dress. I feel like I should be going to a fancy candlelight supper.
Another Saturday morning spent doing things for my Residents' Association. Yes, I am turning into the hideous love-child of Margo Ledbetter, Hyacinth Bucket and Richard Briers from Ever Decreasing Circles. Help!
Would like to say a huge happy 50 th to hyacinth bucket of Merton manor aka Julie Davies !! Hope you have a great day and night and the next 3 days are writ off cause you enjoyed yourself too much :) love always lee , Rachael , jack and Luke x
Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced 'Bouquet', according to her) plans another of her 'social entertainments' - a 'Waterside Supper Moment with Riparian Entertainments'. British slapstick comedy replete with the same lines, situations - predictable, and always funny. As 'Hyacinth', Patricia Rutledge is joined by other principal players, all actors trained in, working in, the best of British Stage Theatre.
Although there's a chance I could be the only parent dressing up at the SOTA TV character themed disco, my Hyacinth Bucket outfit is far too good to keep in the closet!
Legit can't wait to get stuck into this essay. Crazy? No. My essay is on social class in 'Keeping Up Appearances'. I should probably watch like, every episode ever..for educational purposes of course. Come at me Hyacinth Bucket!
the next thing she will be buying herself a "Title" . Hyacinth Bucket has nothing on you sweetheart!!!
just had a text from he we dont name i can havethe outdoors lights back as only one work properly its was alright for our house lol forgot he lives with mrs Hyacinth Bucket Keeping Up Appearances
My lovely husband has long been aware of my admiration for the wonderful Hyacinth Bucket who is a role model of mine. So he's found a way to cheer me up after the latest challenges we've gone through together. From now on you may legitimately refer to us as Lord and Lady of Chaol Gleann. Hyacinth would be proud!!!
OMGoodness I'm tired 6 hrs on the road... Has anyone watched "Keeping Up Appearances" on PBS? Well then you know Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bouquet). "Mind the pedestrian!" Well that's my Ma! 6hrs of reading every single road sign, every single billboard, announcing every single car going & coming! For 6 solid hours!!!
Fulham fans rejoice Hyacinth Bucket's Dutch cousin is no more
Dear Santa, Please make my Hyacinth Bucket fantasy a reality this Christmas. I've been kinda good...
Well after our little foray into tesco's car park Andy has now earned himself the nickname Hyacinth Bucket.if I didn't love him so much I could have quite happily beaten him to death with a pack of frozen sausages!
As hyacinth bucket once said " for the next few days, all my mail should be redirected to the QE2 "
Has had a lovely evening with hyacinth bucket (Alice Olivia Brammall) now time for bed with max ready for rugby and London tomorrow :D
Sitting here watchin ' Keeping Up Appearances ' with Hyacinth bouquet or in other words hyacinth bucket! Xx lol havin watched this series since I was pregnant wi my wee KELSY x.
I'm so tired. I just thought Hyacinth Bucket didn't have a head, and i just accepted it "Oh, she hasn't got a head, that will make it easier for her husband." I need to sleep. My imaginary foot keeps electrocuting me and blistering red hot bubbles. This was the pain they cut it off for. Phantom pain is a stupid *** My pain assessment is another 3 weeks off and i don't want to set my heart on it making things better in case it doesn't so i've gone back to an old school coping method, remember when i was in ozzie and i made little certificates for people for having nice hair or a nice head or being really really welsh or such, so i'm doing the sensible outdoor one now and emailing companies to say workers have been good or nice or thoughtful or there, they don't get it though, "sorry you received bad service here's a two quid voucher" no, i said you were good, listen! Oh yeah and i had my eyebrows threaded today, i can't believe i used to think that hurt, it's less than nothing. Right, i've told you e ...
When you talk about classic comedy tv you cannot forget Hyacinth Bucket.
Come to the realisation that I am Hyacinth Bucket =o
~Talk about paradoxical! An rather elderly workman came to do some work on my home today. As he walked down the newly carpeted staircase, (which will be leading into my treatment room, when it's finished), he suddenly slipped and tumbled down the stairs. As he flew down, almost in slow-motion, all I saw was his hand reaching out to my beautifully framed 'therapeutically-chosen' pictures and my newly-painted pure white walls -- my unconscious mind already picturing long streaky greasy-workman-hand-stains all over my gorgeous 'clinic' walls, and I shrieked out like a banshee: "Be careful! My paintwork!!" Then my conscious mind caught up. I made sure he was okay, then gave him a quick AD pat on the shoulder with a quick 'are you alright?' yet my eyes were still checking my walls for 'prints' like a cross-between Inspector Clouseau & Hyacinth Bucket!! Once he regained his footing, he glared at me: "How could you think of your paintwork?!! I fell down the stairs!!" "Sorry," I said guiltily, "but I'm setting up ...
sitting in bed with a nice coffee in me new satin nightie wishing I looked glam but looking more like hyacinth buckets sister daisy lol
Today, I bought a steam cleaner for my house. I have wanted one for ages and I am honestly excited about it! In true Hyacinth Bucket style, I am happy to say that Sue Villiers aka Tony Villiers will be well jealous but I have promised he can have a go at Christmas xxx
How very Hyacinth Bucket of me; today I have been washing all the ornaments that are going to the charity shop tomorrow!
My oldest school friend has just announced he's done the Christmas cards .it's like waiting for one from Hyacinth Bucket The stamp will be perfectly placed Address label perfectly placed And the same perfect writing inside that hasn't changed in any way since I first knew him when we were about 9 .. Can't wait ..it's the highlight of the year !
Keeping Up Appearances - The Memoirs of Hyacinth Bucket, The field of British comedies has always seemingly been populated by snobs, but few were ever as pronounced as Hyacinth Bucket (which she insists is pronounced "bouquet"). Played by Patricia Routledge, Hyacinth is a character with few, if any,...
This place is full of A list celebs "" Michael Caine .. Hyacinth Bucket.. Kerry Katona .. Nicky Minarge..Wilf from DR.NO plus many more.
Esther Rantzen is on. Wearing a jacket that's made of the same fabric as Hyacinth Bucket's three piece suit.
I'll be like the neighbour in Keeping Up Appearances with Hyacinth Bucket! You'll have to give me a plastic beaker!
That's how to say 'My computer has a virus and it needs fixing' in the language of Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bouquet).
Wayne Routledge's mum is Patricia Routledge - aka Hyacinth Bucket from 'Keeping Up Appearances'. Don't really look like each other, though.
Do you have a folder in your phone dedicated to memes? The only one I have is the Hyacinth Bucket one I sent yesterday.
LOL,"riparian" haven't heard that term since Hyacinth Bucket used it on "Keeping Up Appearances" .
Who wears a hat better, Agnes Brown or Hyacinth Bucket?. Image:
Yes, he wears this item everyday - but changing the colour of his leggings... The son of the REAL Hyacinth Bucket
Srsly. If Hyacinth Bucket wasn't grindcore, I don't know who was.
Hyacinth Bucket's totally a Tory. UKIP is much too uncouth for her and her china and polished lacquered floors.
Oul Hyacinth Bucket was quite a character.
There is ansolutely no point in asking for anything expensive, when there is no one listening. Oh that wonderful Hyacinth Bucket :)
To bad Hyacinth Bucket never guest starred along side with Captain Janeway. They we both fond of coffee in their respective cups.
Whenever I'm stuck in a particularly odd situation, I think to myself "What would Hyacinth Bucket do?"
In many ways she's like Hyacinth Bucket crossed with the Dalai Lama.
I would love to see our Hyacinth Bucket aka Bouquet return to us. She's great
that's like the modern day hat quote by Hyacinth Bucket
"I can't stand people who act superior. Makes it so much harder for those of us who really are." - Hyacinth Bucket
IT’S LYNN!! Not hyacinth bucket. Although I love hyacinth bucket too
I'm never going out with you two. It would be like going out with Hyacinth Bucket and Victor Meldrew
The lack of Hyacinth Bucket on my TV is vile. :(
Agree completely.U seem to feel problem is the wrong kind of people. (Altho makes you sound like Hyacinth Bucket)
We never do get to see one of Hyacinth Bucket's famous candlelight suppers. Am I the only one who thinks they're actually swinger parties?
lol! ok, I get you. I guess for you watching TS is like for me watching Hyacinth Bucket
"It's m'sister Violet! The one with the swimming pool, sauna, and room for a pony." Hyacinth Bucket
You're not alone! LOL! I love social-climbing snob Hyacinth Bucket. I can not get enough of
how's about GET LOST!! If Hyacinth Bucket wont do it neither will I ha ha 💐🎉🍸
This little rat *** scared the crap out of me as I got out my car. I was like Hyacinth Bucket [bouquet]
"There's absolutely no harm in asking for a few brochures. Very exotic brochures of course." Hyacinth Bucket
Always get excited when I see this on guide thinking it's Hyacinth Bucket, but it's always the bloody Kardashians!!
I swear some of my friends are turning into Hyacinth Bucket
Hyacinth 'Bucket' is alive and well and living near me . Benalmadena is *not* Marbella
Is Hyacinth Bucket getting a tattoo of a mosquito to entice Richard to slap her *** TOO HOT for my Keeping Up Appearances erotic fan-fiction
Dear Alan Partridge, I think Lynn's new hair is stunning. Puts me in mind of a young Hyacinth Bucket...
Photo: thanks to Hyacinth Bucket, I know what “riparian” means!
inmy head you are now Hyacinth Bucket. Complete with hat and handbag...
If my Sheridan were here, he'd be appalled!
Did Hyacinth Bucket ever find the heart to invite her entire family, crazy as they may be, to one of her famed candlelight suppers?
I'm going to be like Hyacinth Bucket when I'm an older lady!
Keeping Up Appearances- Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced bouquet as she says) is the ultimate bourgeois... Keeping up with the jones...
I would love to have coffee with Hyacinth Bucket (sorry, Bouquet).
I've come to the conclusion that Hyacinth Bucket is me
my mothers daughter. red wine of films and lists! *miss u mumny aka Hyacinth Bucket the second. Xx
you must have sent it to God lol! Honestly, I turned into Hyacinth Bucket!
Jay Z is the male afro-American version of Hyacinth Bucket/ Pontsho Seboko.
Excellent hyacinth bucket is singing the national anthem
A bit of Hyacinth Bucket then a kip
Yes, wannabe middle class would have been nearer the mark. The Sunday best wearing Hyacinth Bucket sort :)
training 2day with Tip of the day, ditch the Hyacinth Bucket telephone voice,it doesn't fool any1
I've noticed that I make my brews the same way as Hyacinth Bucket! I warm the teapot first!
Katie Hopkins is my new idol, closely followed by Hyacinth Bucket.
Hyacinth Bucket cheers me up like no other woman can.
My sister has gifted me with a 60s vinyl of 'The Sound of Music'. On which HYACINTH BUCKET plays Maria!
Hyacinth Bucket of is next in Women in the Box column …
Sounds like a silly version of Hyacinth Bucket.
Have you been to one of Hyacinth Bucket's candlelight suppers?
Listening to at - am I the only one thinking it's Hyacinth Bucket's husband commentating?
She reminds me of Hyacinth Bucket, but I don't think even Mrs. Bucket would go this far.
Nice to know that no matter how well I do in life I am living out hyacinth bucket's aspirations for her son.
I'd feel like hyacinth bucket minus the Royal Doulton with the hand painted perriwinkels.
you and Holly handled the Hyacinth Bucket wannabe with style and sophisticated flair.
Hyacinth Bucket (it's boo-kay) vs. farm animals is honestly one of the funniest *** things I've ever seen.
In an ironic turn of events, it also tends to show what a bourgeois Hyacinth Bucket she is too.
This was in the late 80s mind. My poor mama. Her and her friends were like the Kenyan version of Hyacinth Bucket. Love her.
Got to be honest, I'd be backing the Poles in a ruck against some middle-aged Hyacinth Bucket types
Today would be a good day for a ride in the country with Hyacinth Bucket!
Love this great column! If Cotswolds is Hyacinth Bucket do they see Gloucester as Onslow?
Is Gloucester like Onslow and Cheltenham like Hyacinth Bucket from Keeping Up Appearances?
We've found the Scottish version of Hyacinth Bucket!. She's talking about holidays and using "staycate" as her verb du jour.
You remind me of Hyacinth Bucket with the silly, desperate attempts to lord over others, when really you're just a clueless ***
Patricia Routledge as Hyacinth Bucket straightens Richard's tie (Clive Swift) Rod Stewart's right when he says that women who dress up a bit to go out
Ugh seriously grossed out to hear that Hyacinth Bucket and Pat Butcher were at it for years!
There is extensive interest in my Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles. ... And then there’s Sheridan’s pearl button collection. Hyacinth Bucket
I want to have a waterside supper with riparian entertainment, on my Royal Doulton with hand painted periwinkles. where is Hyacinth Bucket when I need her?
Now it's Pirates of Penzance with Kevin Kline, Linda Ronstadt, Rex Smith, & Patricia Routledge ( she's Mrs. Hyacinth Bucket). Kevin Kline is awesome.
Noticed I have the same china for making my teacup candles as Hyacinth Bucket has on Keeping Up Appearances. It's not her good Royal Doulton with the hand painted perriwinkles tho - just her day to day stuff.
Watching a Burt Bacharach special on PBS. I am usually upset when I don't get my weekly dose of Hyacinth Bucket, but this is pretty good.
Hyacinth Bucket (Patricia Routledge) just parked her car opposite mine.
If you've ever wondered how Roy Clarke created ''Hyacinth Bucket'' in ''Keeping Up Appearances'' you should check this out. Here Patricia Routledge gives an ...
For her summer entertaining, Hyacinth Bucket has decided to host an elaborate indoors barbecue, and in an attempt to compete with neighbours the Barker-Finch...
I don't know about y'all but tonight I'm getting drunk and watching Britcoms. Hyacinth Bucket or he Dinnerladies can soothe me anytime.
We all know someone who thinks theyre Hyacinth Bucket!!!
lol He's just like Hyacinth Bucket. Refuses to pronounce his name correctly. It's bubble!
Cabbage pronounced "carr-barge" sounds like something Hyacinth Bucket would have cooked to serve in her ""star-tic car-ra-van"
My mother reminds me of hyacinth bucket...
The caption claims this is an image of Thatcher. Me, I'm fairly sure it's Hyacinth Bucket. Judge for yourself.
We gotta lotta poeple like Hyacinth Bucket. Even sometimes.
Hyacinth Bucket is our favorite, although our family is more like Onslow and Daisy.
Watched "To Sir, With Love" & realized that one of the teachers was played by Patricia Routledge, Hyacinth Bucket on Keeping Up Appearances!
Oh yes, now that I'm all growed up I shall be soirée-ing all the time. I shall be the next Hyacinth Bucket!
Great Britain - the Hyacinth Bucket of international relations
*** I lack in that. Didn't take lessons from Hyacinth Bucket
I bought a huge tub of Maxwell House and decant it into a Kenco Millicano tin. I'm SO Hyacinth Bucket.
"The *** colors of more upmarket security systems." -- hyacinth bucket (I changed the channel)
We've firmly agreed that Hyacinth Bucket wouldn't be seen dead with a kettle like this. Not classy.
I love my mother but my goodness she's a snob. Chill out hyacinth bucket aka Maria lister
I feel the same way about Hyacinth Bucket's diary.
Hyacinth Bucket hands me life on a silver platter. Weekly.
Hyacinth 'bouquet' Bucket really reminds me of my nan!!
ooh a cruise, how very Hyacinth Bucket of you. Have fun!
Awww that's lovely of you. I am sure Hyacinth Bucket who complained about a speck of dust near the outside drain would love
Do you know Keeping Up Appearances? Hyacinth Bucket: Mind the sheep, dear! Husband: they're in the field! We need her maybe. :p
Just read Margaret Thatcher described as the Hyacinth Bucket of politics. I really could not agree more.
Matches the shirt? ;-) (It needed an outing - apparently the colour is 'Fuchsia' - Puffles (*assumes*) must be Hyacinth Bucket's chum
"how dare he wear a beard like that! Masquerading as navy personnel!" hyacinth bucket has no time for hipsters.
My MIL bought me two monogrammed tea towels from Windsor Castle. This totally PROVES she's Hyacinth Bucket right?
LOL my mother aka Hyacinth Bucket is still waiting for me to write a Good Book, the only 1 in her house is a Japanese 1
We might flick back to the footy during the pennos, but I'm trying to get the lads warmed up to the idea of a Hyacinth Bucket compilation...
Oh and the downstairs neighbour ( Hyacinth Bucket) came up to kick off about our builder pouring cement down the drain. They hasn't. FFS
*Best Hyacinth Bucket sing-song voice* Just picked up my Nerdtacular 2000-thirTEN ticket! --
My very proper,Hyacinth Bucket-like MIL said that to a CofE bishop after hearing me say it, and assuming it meant 'What nonsense!' :D
Deborah, she is quite vulgar and uncooth. *speaks in best Hyacinth Bucket voice*
"Richard, can't you find a more religious tie?" -Hyacinth Bucket
I think the voice in my head in more Hyacinth Bucket; illusions of grandeur but common as muck underneath!
Imagine a man called Alan Jazeera, who is a stickler for formality. There you go, BBC comedy. I've invented the next Hyacinth Bucket.
I remember when I went to my friend Hyacinth's wedding and my girlfriend caught the bucket.
Hyacinth Bucket mothers all over Ireland forbade the use of 'uni' when their little darlings went to RTCs. Hence 'college'.
I hate dusting. Hyacinth Bucket would disapprove of all the dust on my shelves.
she is :) never changes. My poor dad :))) he just does what he's told. Think Hyacinth Bucket ;)
It's all very Hyacinth Bucket. Randy sailors are probably no more indiscriminate than laser cannons.
Frank Spencer & Hyacinth Bucket having nothing on the comical Shebby Singh Savio
you look like a young Hyacinth Bucket
"Richard"? .. you sound like Hyacinth Bucket! Lol. Either that.. Or you know my mom :)
Croquette? That's the most middle-class potato there is. I bet Hyacinth Bucket ate them.
thats awful. Are you like Hyacinth Bucket & her white slimline telephone?? :-):-)
Thank you Kind Sir, means a lot to me! The joke is like Hyacinth Bucket " and this is Daddy"! "Oh dear!!"
Omg, and I should star in a Keeping Up Appearances inspired thing.. it'd be like a sexy Hyacinth Bucket.
It's for the Mothership's birthday. (Think Hyacinth Bucket, only more critical.)
I'm making a moon pig card for my nan with Hyacinth Bucket on it.
Exactly! I used to tease her by calling her Hyacinth Bucket because she was so fastidious ... Not any more.
It's a good point you make. And 's laugh resembles Hyacinth Bucket
"I suspect for ransom; they will be after my irreplaceable antique Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles..." Hyacinth Bucket
"It's so inconsiderate to look as poor as they do" -Hyacinth Bucket
I think a cup of tea with would be an experience.. id be like Elizabeth Warden at Hyacinth Bucket's tea party!
I reckon we need Hyacinth Bucket too, she has Royal Doulton!!
I am going to be like Hyacinth Bucket! Xx
Nellie, if you sweat in Bucket's Hyacinth will have a fit and you will be mopping the floor for days.
[Hyacinth Bucket voice] Slipping things in thongs in public, is so lower-middle class, dear. :P
Lock screen on DMDY's iPad. Pic courtesy M1, by way of a demonically possesses Hyacinth Bucket (all his own work too)
Did you ever meet that pushy social climber Hyacinth Bucket–Howard?
wind pal was rely rely strong blowing cars allover plus co pilot in me ear CONSTANTLY bucket
I had a dentist named Glasscock, like Hyacinth Bucket, (Bouquet) he INSISTED it was pronounced Glassco.
It occurs to me that I should put together my bucket list. 1. Charlie 2. Hyacinth 3. B&Q Value.
I suppose I could do much worse than to live next to Hyacinth Bucket.
Hyacinth was fantastic though. Pouring one out for that show
Sitting on my lovely sofa watching the now dropping and watching mrs bucket ah yes it's bucke,my daughter things I am hyacinth,I think
When I'm old please let me be like hyacinth bucket (bouquet)
I can't bear people who get prissy about swearing. It's so Hyacinth Bucket.
Hardly, I don't think so... more of a Hyacinth Bucket :)
Omg watching To Sir With Love and Hyacinth Bucket is one of the other teachers. Such a good movie!
Dear God, is that a young Hyacinth Bucket in To Sir, With Love?
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