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Hyacinth Bucket

Hyacinth Bucket, who insists her last name is pronounced Bouquet , is the main character in the BBC sitcom Keeping Up Appearances (1990 to 1995), played by Patricia Routledge.

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I was just snobbish about my neighbours. I took the Hyacinth Bucket Challenge.
Sad when you are scrolling through the TV and excitedly see KEEPING UP then it turns out to be the KARDASHIAN'S and not Hyacinth Bucket!
I'll tell him, Richard, when I've finished mopping up this mess! Oh dear! I'm terribly sorry, Hyacinth!
Liz is very nice, really. It's just that she lives next door to Hyacinth.
Thank you, Hyacinth. I think Emmet's busy this morning ...
Supporting you and Sheridan, I don't have much opportunity to be economical anywhere, Hyacinth.
Forget it, Sheridan, I'm not falling for bribery!
I call it the "Hyacinth Bucket"syndrome.When those with a little more think they are Tories.
That's the problem. Too many men like Rose.
Richard I WILL not have you discussing Daddy's problems in public.
My Sheridan and his friends are all very artistic.
If you add an extra tenner onto my allowance this month, Daddy, I won't tell Mummy.
What about Tarquin, Sherdian ? Everyone thinks he is fleecing you for money.
That's why my cosmetic expenditure is so high, Daddy
With my own fair hand, Uncle Onslow.
I nominate Patricia Routledge for the Hyacinth Bucket challenge.
I nominate you for the Hyacinth Bucket challenge.
has schooled me in the ways of hyacinth bucket. I can't go back now, I am emersed in it. I want to do a "bouquet challenge"
It's rather a shame Hyacinth and Richard Bucket never stayed a weekend at Fawlty Towers.
Just fetching another bottle of beer for the snail traps, Hyacinth. There'll be a lot of snails after this rain.
Hyacinth thinks Emmett has a thing for her 😁
I like Rose. She's just a bit mixed up, that's all.
I'm sure Hyacinth will take care of that.
Tell Rose to stay away from Emmett !!!
She puts it down to him being artistic.
On the other hand he fosters your taste for unaffordable luxury
On one hand he takes some of the financial pressure off me.
One of many Richard one of many as we know
with Hyacinth again that and taking needlepoint
very obvious. Might be time to have the talk
Wasn't it one of Rose's gentlemen friends?
I never wondered there are so many hints it is
Haven't you ever wondered why he's not interested in girls?
A real challenge would be if everyone had to make a sculpture out of ice of Hyacinth Bucket from Keeping Up Appearances.
Isn't it time you gave Daisy some lovin Onslow
I hope you're not going to be a pinchpenny Richard.
Richard dear you know I love to talk about Sheridan.
I WILL not have people comparing Sheridan with Onslow!
My son Sheridan has a very sensitive skin. Like his mummy.
Sheridan has won prizes for his embroidery.
Omg Billy & Coleen will do the ice bucket challenge :)
Who the chuffin' heck is Mr. Sudbury?
Hyacinth Bucket. Spell that with a Q. PS: Your shop girl was super nice, lazyoaf 👏 @ Lazy Oaf Shop
Hello Vicar. Sorry about yesterday. I don't think Hyacinth meant to dump a hot …
Although Uncle wears it as a badge of honour.
We couldn't afford another one like him.
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I do the curtains. It's T's flat so his Mum pays the bill.
I'd be an impoverished student if not for Tarquin
Once you've worn silk pyjamas, Daddy, no others will do
Poor Mummy prefers to live in a state of wilful ignorance.
Why do people keep placing plants and flowers next to objects before photographing them? Is it the Hyacinth Bucket complex?
Suppose Sheridan picked up the slacker attitude from Onslow !
Can't blame it on Daddy, it's the old biddies he goes after.
Sorry, it was a joke. Pic is Hyacinth Bucket, a pretentious woman who says it ‘bouquet”. From BBC show “Keeping Up Appearances”.
Executive overalls? Susan is the Hyacinth Bucket of Ambridge - all is revealed!
Phil Collins, followed by Mike from Breaking Bad, and then Hyacinth Bucket (it's pronounced bouqueeet)
If they bring back Lovejoy I demand Cadfael and Hyacinth Bucket
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As long as you don't come with a request for more money, Sheridan.
A little too keen, according to the vicar.
have a look on my TL fella! And don't tell that lady in the first pic, that's my Mum! Hyacinth Bucket! X
she's a particular kind of annoying ;p I liken her to Hyacinth Bucket from Keeping Up Appearances
Man, couldn't have played worse if they'd had Hyacinth Bucket as a Midfielder.
Perhaps I'll pay Mummy and Daddy a visit this week.
I was shocked when I wondered why I could hear Hyacinth Bucket.
Are you a spiritual Hyacinth Bucket? Merely keeping up spiritual appearances?
Betty Boothroyd and Hyacinth Bucket are devastated to be banned from
Richard you are British, and the sea is in your blood! (Hyacinth Bucket in Keeping Up Appearances)
"If that's an example of Post Office humor, they have no right to keep putting their charges up!" — Hyacinth Bucket
Economy Plus is what Hyacinth Bucket would fly.
I am on the Isle of Wight - it feels like the kind of place I could run into Hyacinth Bucket at any minute...
they're so Hyacinth Bucket: "these meyacaroons are eyapsoluteleh maahvellous."
Mummy's lullabies prevented sleep rather than promoted it.
Actually I have fond memories of Mummy's lullabies.
Poor Mummy is a keen contributor to parish life
And this is how Mummy's hospitality is repaid?
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Looking forward to the arrival of the parents this evening, what a week. Hyacinth bucket and Larry David on tour.
In other news *adopts Hyacinth Bucket voice*, it's muh sistah's birthday today. We shall have tea and light refreshments.
My friend's inner voice is Dougal from Father Ted. Mine, unfortunately, is Hyacinth Bucket. God, I really need to kick her out.
Trust me it almost did make me cry or wince actually both lol
I have seen her try to sing the songs from "The Boyfriend"
Ye gods She could remove people's ears with a voice like that
feel t pain. Just screamed 'Walkies' in a Hyacinth Bucket voice @ this Mutha new neighbours lookin on
What do the Beatles, Hyacinth Bucket and the working class of Luton have in common?
friend told me yesterday about an ex who was so Hyacinth Bucket the Heinz had to sit on the floor under the table. Amazing.
Did scented moisturiser after me shower. We've all done it yeah? I smell like Hyacinth Buckét.
I can't wait to retire, so I can finally focus on my life objective of becoming Hyacinth Bucket from Keeping Up Appearances
When I'm 60, I will be Richard from Keeping Up Appearances. Overpowered by a Hyacinth Bucket like woman dragging me into village life.
The Chase wasn't it hyacinth 'bucket' as the joke was that she tried to posh it up by pronouncing it 'bouquet'?!
Mummy's voice could always reduce me to tears
Today is sponsored by Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bouquet!). One of my favourite quotes of all time –
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I want to attain Hyacinth Bucket levels of denial in life. There's a true heroine.
In Spain . Couple in the room next door rawly going at it. I'm half "good on you" and half Hyacinth Bucket.
Can't stop thinking of hyacinth Bucket, (Keeping Up Appearances) when I hear the Italian national anthem.
Harrogate. We've been to the Aga shop, had tea at Betty's and now we're in the hotel made famous by Alan Bennett. Hyacinth Bucket tours.
Addressing grassroots issue: the Dail's lawn During the order of bus this week, the Hyacinth Bucket of the...
The Hyacinth Bucket in me is bristling."The Mild household, how may I help you?"
"supper" makes me think of Hyacinth Bucket in Keeping Up Appearances!
Just had an opening in a conversation to say "when I was at a Buckingham Palace Garden Party..." the Hyacinth Bucket in me will out
oh definitely, or maybe I'm just embracing my inner Hyacinth Bucket!
not really, although Hyacinth Bucket is a great comedy character.
“The Chinese takeaway”….lol….that phrase reminds me of Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet!)
Obvious but no interest in the football tournament. Too busy watching Hyacinth Bucket giving one of her candle light supers.
Ever so annoying when you're in a bookshop and this happens. Even more so when ou're just looking at a shelf.
poor Richard early retirement isn't for everyone, case in point Her Majesty (no not Hyacinth!!!)
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I'm the Hyacinth Bouquet (Bucket) of the culinary world. * walks off with skirt tucked into knickers*
I once put 'Hyacinth Bucket in my phone for my mother. Because she's a snob! But love 'Keeping Up Appearances'
If you know who Hyacinth Bucket is we can be friends
Hyacinth Bucket is just… I love her. I would love to go to one of her candle light suppers.
Sally Webster is the Hyacinth Bucket of the street.
This is the image they always conjure up for me, when the xenophobe vibe is strong - Hyacinth Bucket.
Lies, lies, lies … on learning to ignore my inner Hyacinth Bucket
If you're camping with Hyacinth Bucket then yes also camping? In Australia? .
still has a 'Hyacinth Bucket' or 'Fawlty Towers' feel to the whole thing!
as an outsider, what comes to mind reading about that is Hyacinth Bucket. She must be the representation of British values
"This is not the Chinese takeaway. And will you please get off my white slimline telephone with last number redial." -Hyacinth Bucket
“you are obviously still hanging around with Mrs Bucket! lol”//why ever would I depart from Hyacinth!
Wheelie bin liners. Is there an actual reason for them? They just make me think of Hyacinth Bucket.
Then again, this is Hyacinth Bucket we're talking about...
day 10: Hyacinth Bucket's Book of Etiquette (reminds me of someone I love: yes, Mum!)
We even have Jayne, the snob, better known as Hyacinth Bucket!
Someone said the other day that Nippy has gone from Suzi Quattro to Hyacinth Bucket in 10 years. Good!
Convinced the woman on the right is Hyacinth Bucket. Given that my alma mater Patricia is from B’head… .
Absolutely fascinating article by Peter Kellner on the politics of class. Capt Mainwaring vs Hyacinth Bucket:
Sunday nights on PBS just aren’t the same w/out Hyacinth Bucket in the lineup. I need her candlelight suppers to help jump-start my week.
No, ma'am. Good? He doesn't kick the bucket, does he?
Hyacinth Bucket has some legs on her tho 😛
When I'm older I want to be just like Hyacinth Bucket
Oh god, I'm so much like Hyacinth Bucket
That moment when you realise you and Hyacinth Bucket have similar views on situation. Yup, that moment.
Okay, so long as you don't invite any women over for candlelight suppers who look like Hyacinth Bucket
It kind of looks like Hyacinth Bucket visiting Onslow, though.
I've just noticed that Hyacinth Bucket and I have the same eye roll
Why am I thinking of Hyacinth Bucket's sisters and brother in law Onslow? :-)
First name Hyacinth . Last name Bucket. like a british comedy show. I just can't take it
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Beautiful photos. She looks a bit Hyacinth Bucket! (but with sense of humour)
How nice to see a model of Hyacinth Bucket in the window of our local German bakery
We really are deluded in this country.We are the Hyacinth Bucket of the international community.
Ed & Sammy. Thank you for making my Soiree special - Hyacinth Bucket!
"Don't go around saying you were homeless, people will judge.". - Sally is so Hyacinth Bucket.
Well, OK, I just didn't want him kicking the bucket or anything like that.
Want to apply for my audition song would be rule britannia, my inspiration Hyacinth Bucket.
On the train sitting next to my least favourite type of English person - a wannabe snob who can't afford first class. Hyacinth Bucket-esque
I hate it when I have to go all Hyacinth Bucket on the phone (the bit when she's gets unsolicited calls not the lady of the house bit).
he got the answer machine, thought he'd rang Hyacinth Bucket by mistake!!
This is very true, my Gran tries to be Posh but is only a smarter Hyacinth Bucket.
Drowning not waving. Saw two retirees having the time of their lives surfing the escalators laughing. It soon became apparent the poor chap had fallen backwards, knocked his wife over and they'd both been carried up the escalators with their luggage body-boarding backward style. It wasn't funny. And I did help. But surely I'm allowed a little chuckle for the Hyacinth Bucket sailing garb and Baby Boomer tans? No? Oh ok.
I got to the end of that and was amazed not to see it signed by Hyacinth Bucket (Mrs)
I shouldn't think so Hyacinth. He was probably just overwhelmed by your hat.
Me too, I'm scared of coming across like Hyacinth Bucket but Korean students I work with like it
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Christine Hamilton is the Hyacinth Bucket of UKIP. Almost chucked up my cocoa at the Union Jack dress.
I love to hate Zelena.. she's like a crazy, sexy Hyacinth Bucket. Your, my dear, are brilliant! Much love.
That's fun! Patricia Routledge aka Hyacinth Bucket and I share the same birthday...and that's way, way cool.
It's only an accident of birth that I wasn't born someone more important. - Hyacinth Bucket
Chiding my parents on their dinner etiquette like I’m Hyacinth Bucket.
really need to find a synonym for 'dilly-dally' because I'm starting to sound like hyacinth bucket
The greatest disappointment is that it wasn't signed Hyacinth Bucket (Mrs).
It annoys me that Nigel Farage pronounces his last name the way he does. Who does he think he is, Hyacinth Bucket??
Mother is 'wearing in' her new shoes in the house-they look like something Hyacinth Bucket would wear
I think you should go for the hyacinth bucket look when she cruised.
riparian? Last time I heard that hyacinth bucket was speaking
The moral of this story ladies and gentlemen is "Good guys win, bad guys lose, and as always, Hyacinth Bucket prevails!"
... One of my idols Hyacinth Bucket said it best.It's all about "Keeping Up Appearances"!! xx
Didn't realise that one of the other teachers in 'To Sir With Love' was Patricia Routledge better known in recent years as Hyacinth Bucket.
They look like they're designed for Hyacinth Bucket.
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Kelly is just so cringeworthy, like a stumpy Hyacinth Bucket
In the words of Hyacinth Bucket: "And they tell us the Third World is overseas!" *eye roll*
Gawd! Patricia in real life sounds just like Hyacinth Bucket. Worth seeing the show just to hear that voice.
- yes Hyacinth you were very big in Botswana. And I loved you and still do Mrs Bucket ( Bouquet)!!
just met Ireland's version of Hyacinth Bucket (bookay) blocking the escalator at Connolly. Oblivious to commuters
Watching Gold now and Mrs Bucket is on. oh i mean Hyacinth 🌹🌻🌼🌷 Bouquet of course.
"I'm not coming to dinner in front of the captain with you wearing them trousers" all I could think of was Hyacinth Bucket..
Scone as in stone is SO POSH - Hyacinth Bucket would say it... It's scone as in gone dahn in Essex unless you've got pretentions
"he loves your show and all things musical". Was it Hyacinth Bucket dedicating a song to her lovely Sheridan?
No. It comes from having Hyacinth Bucket for a mother.
Hyacinth would have been happy Brice spelled Bucket,. " Bouquet"
Presenting Mr. and Mrs. Bucket (pronounced "Bouqet", the accent on the second syllable).
News Release: Hyacinth Bouquet (Bucket) on her way to Brisbane for ADMISSION: One Shilling
A bit of Hammer House of Horror for Saturday night. The Two Faces of Evil with Hyacinth Bucket playing a mad nurse.
New Blog post featuring this incredible tutu and AND NOT HYACINTH BUCKET
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Is there really women out there like hyacinth bucket? Just watching with the wife she loves it.
will take a pic, it would make Hyacinth Bucket proud!
The one good thing about this bus is getting to see all the local election posters. I think Hyacinth Bucket is running in Dooradoyle.
it's a terrible bland bit of wallpaper now.Like Hyacinth Bucket would do if you asked her to do a mural.
On my things to do, meet the of England. So I'm reading Hyacinth Bucket's Book of Etiquette. Cute book.
I summon my inner Hyacinth Bucket: 'Get out of the shop' I command poshly. He leaves. Buy everyone fizzy cola bottles to calm down (2/2)
Don got dressed for that 5 seconds meeting? Hyacinth Bucket would be proud!
Had a nice day out first going to hilarys with the eggs for our two grandchildren although two are teenagers ,then onto the Bungalow at gatley , spent an hr and half working on the lounge this is going to be quicker thank good ness to clear ,but leaving I couldn't lock the top lock on th door and remembered I had taken it of the click id left it on so went back in still woudnt lock well if you have heard the alarm that hyacinth bucket in keeping up appearance when it went off ,well Inearly jumped out of my skin as it was same one ,as it went off so then had to re unlock the other one rush in and turn it off ,and then re set it ,again ,red faced as expected the neighbours to come out ,no sign ,lol , then left and went for tea at the village hotel at Cheadle ,nice three course meal for £13.95 ,each .so back home now relaxing ,
Giving you Hyacinth Bucket on this lovely Easter. You?
What happened to Kirsty? Eco warrior one minute then Hyacinth Bucket wannabe the next
Moneypenny there, dressed like Hyacinth Bucket's toilet roll cover.
Hyacinth Bucket would have a fit if she heard you suggest not to use the correct glass for every drink!
Hyacinth Bucket buys her tea bags here
The first half of that is just a Hyacinth Bucket list, it's the armour and duck houses bit that really counts.
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One of these days, God willing, I am going to meet him. He's on my bucket list.
Ferrero Rocher are the Hyacinth Bucket of the chocolate world. White Lion bars are the vest-wearing Onslow.
Poor Daddy. I'd have him here if it weren't for the dribbling. Hyacinth Bucket.
If you want to achieve something great in this life, you must wear a hat. Indiana Jones, hat. Hyacinth Bucket, hat. Slash, hat. Case proven.
I need to laugh. I'm fixing to watch Hyacinth Bucket. :-)
A-ha! I see! Just to clarify, was the Hyacinth actually planted in a bucket rather than a pot?
I wonder how Hyacinth Bucket would pronounce it?
The Buzzfeed how posh are you test seems more like a "Are you Hyacinth Bucket" quiz. Scented draw liners & gold clubs, vehh posh.
My husband's driving turns me into Hyacinth Bucket!!!
I can see why Hyacinth Bucket is against this channel
So I'm locked out streaming Keeping Up Appearances on my phone and trying to channel Hyacinth Bucket in everything I do (as always)
Like Hyacinth Bucket's wet dream. I feel like an utter fraud.
Patricia Routledge! Hyacinth Bucket (sorry Bouquet) desperately needs to become a Dame.
Having a Hyacinth Bucket relative embarrass u with "To the Manor Born" airs & Pan Loaf voice in classy company is gauche. :-/
Watched the Nine Inch Nails film Broken and Rubber Johhny within the last 30 mins, feeling violated, time for some Hyacinth Bucket watching
I think way too much about Hyacinth and Richard Bucket/Bouquet's sex life.
When he said that 'better class of shopper' thing I thought god, how naff is he? How Hyacinth Bucket.
Our Hyacinth Bucket always has her priorities right (Hats). I know one day I will become her.
How has the expanded its readership from people called Hyacinth Bucket to most of the world?
Also when he whinges he sounds like Hyacinth Bucket.
Hmm. Wisdom from Hyacinth Bucket:. "Today could be the day I'm mistaken for someone important.". Words to live by!
Check that one off your bucket list ! Or something that rhymes with bucket. Bwaahaahaa!
Thank you for the RT. I'm afraid there might be a little bit of Bucket in me.
Bucket (that's pronounced Bouquet) of Etiquette for the Socially Less Fortunate.
well get on just fine. Im like Hyacinth Bucket. I can find dirty without looking to hard.
well good morning Hyacinth and Rose oops *** bucket!! Lol
hey I just remembered Hyacinth bucket.
I feel that in emails I come across as a cross between Hyacinth Bucket & the Grand Master from MI High
Just heard it all the Victor Meldrew and Hyacinth Bucket couple on the next table ordered slow cooked pork then moaning between themselves how long it's taken feck off the chippy if you want fast food
SIMON: Ed Miliband says the middle-classes are facing a "crisis of confidence" over falling living standards but we're wondering how do you define middle class? We want you to get a bit Hyacinth Bucket and complete this sentence: You know you're posh when...
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With the exeption of Kathy Burke and Hyacinth Bucket from Keeping Up Appearances, women just can not do comedy I'm sorry! Me mams got is watching Birds of a feather and I'm debating wether contracting syphilis would be more enjoyable
awww -- the bride had a Hyacinth Bucket --- I mean, Bouquet -- for her wedding on "Call the Midwife: Holiday Special". I guess she was Keeping Up Appearances. :) (I wonder if there was a connection between the two shows behind the scenes?)
"l will not have pseudo-hyphenated people boasting about their holidays abroad while I’m singing a selection from the Song of Norway!" - Hyacinth Bucket
It makes me laugh. It smacks of Hyacinth Bucket
Anyone know how to drive a boat. Tried taking lessons from hyacinth bucket but its not working
My Hyacinth Bucket. thank you to Matthew.. Emma and Zoe. I love the smell of the flowers.. so will bung them in the dirt and grow them... I hope. lol xx
Dreamt I robbed a posh building in Kensington with French &Saunders. I was dressed as Hyacinth Bucket cos we thought it was lolz. Amazing.
Oh Hyacinth Bucket. You remind me way too much of my dad's mother.
Today my holiday melancholy is taking the form of sadness at the thought that Hyacinth Bucket has no real friends. :(
But Darren was integral to plot lines...like Richard Bucket to Hyacinth.
You, sir, have perfected the art of the backhanded compliment. Hyacinth Bucket would be proud.
She was a real life Hyacinth Bucket...they'd have only done it the once. ;)
is she doing a Hyacinth Bucket " mind the pedestrian, mind the lights, mind the kerb Richard" bless drive nice for ya mother
I would like to marry Hyacinth Bucket
Why does Jimmy Carr laugh like Hyacinth Bucket singing?
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Love how Christmas turns everyone into Hyacinth Bucket.
One car ride w/ my brother and I've turned into Hyacinth Bucket. . "Mind the horse, dear.". "It's in the field!". "They jump fences, you know!"
Hyacinth Bucket trying to get to grips with Kinect on her new Xbox One with hilarious consequences.
I wish they'd bring back Keeping Up Appearnces for a christmas special, Hyacinth Bucket trying to get to grips with an ipad.
Unless you're Hyacinth Bucket's great aunt. On a swingers weekend.
Keeping Up Appearances ".Centred on the life of eccentric, social-climbing snob Hyacinth Bucket (who insists that her surname is ... "It's my sister Violet - the one with a Mercedes, swimming pool, sauna and room for a pony".)
Nobody - I repeat, NOBODY - does shade like Hyacinth Bucket does shade.
Oh dear. Where's Hyacinth Bucket to point out hazards when you need her. . "Mind the hurricane, Richard..."
Bubble is his old name. He's gone all Hyacinth Bucket these days ;)
think Hyacinth Bucket's dead grandmother's boudoir.
Hyacinth Bucket had several hands in this abomination!
Patricia Routledge is a joy to watch as our beloved Hyacinth Bucket.
I'm done with the whole Christmas card thing. I love it but like Hyacinth Bucket, I'd have to send them to myself. No more, just sayin'
apparently it flushed after 6 and then came back up. He all panic. My mum is hyacinth bucket slash Essex wives. Amazing.
'Good morning Mrs Bucket' Hyacinth it's pronounced "bouquet" :')
I'm sure Hyacinth would have been happy for you to come round to help, Emmet
what will become of our species when we have replaced Hyacinth Bucket falling on to a hedge with whatever happens on the big bang theory?
Lol and to think your poor director was telling you to channel Hyacinth Bucket...or are they one and the same?! Dun, dun, dun!!
I love it "Hand-painted periwinkles". On this serving dish, love you Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced boo-kay)
yes... But pronounced 'satin' like hyacinth bucket. Xx
"If nothing else, the thing that sets us apart from others is the absence of vulgar noises." - Hyacinth Bucket
Tony and I thought we'd have a nice Christmas dinner overlooking the sea in Costa del brid. Unfortunately we hadn't counted on hyacinth bucket at the next table.evey 2 minutes she'd say excuse me before starting a conversation. and then finish with i'm sorry for being rude. It didn't go down well when it comes transpired she originates from Cawthorne and thinks people from athersley south are scum. Eeeerm that's my roots. !! Xxx
We're not posh enough for Hyacinth [sniff]
Spending the afternoon with Count Arthur Strong, the Chuckle Brothers & Hyacinth Bucket... And it's not as fun as it sounds.
where is Hyacinth anyway? She left 10 minutes ago. Perhaps to the neighbours?
Perfect. That would give Hyacinth at least a week's worth of name-dropping.
I'm sure Hyacinth wouldn't notice if you took a quick sip of the brandy.
You'll have to ask Hyacinth I'm afraid, Violet. As you know, these decisions are not mine to make.
Reading Long expected Party and whenever I get to the removal of bags and gloves, all I can think of is Hyacinth Bucket is a hobbit.
I've just realised I've got Victor Meldrew & Hyacinth Bucket for lunch Think I best get a move on lol
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This lady in the choir was doing her best Hyacinth Bucket impression just now
think Hyacinth Bucket but with self awareness and kindness - that’s my mum :)
The mothers gone into FULL-ON Hyacinth Bucket mode arranging the dining room for tomorrow 😒😒
I'm flouncing around the house in my gold Jimmy Choos like some middle aged Hyacinth Bucket. "Another nibble dear?"
Hyacinth bucket is my spirit animal
Had a really lovely chat with my mother this afternoon. Although she did spent a solid third of the conversation complaining about how my father is so anti-social at Christmas, and never gets involved in playing board games such as Scrabble and Monopoly, which doesn't create a good impression to other guests or family members. I'm glad Hyacinth Bucket hasn't changed. Xx
Being Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bouquet) I am always ready with some witty repartee
I wonder why Jamie just screamed like Hyacinth Bucket, in the next room...
She and the Hyacinth Bucket are the two most brilliant women to grace British sitcoms!
.oh *** I'm Hyacinth Bucket from Keeping Up Appearances. How middle class are you?
Hyacinth Bucket from Keeping Up Appearances reminds me too much of my grandmother.
I wonder who has more hats, Hyacinth Bucket or
I wonder if would consider taking a Fire Marshall role at to address a Bucket shortage?
Woman stood next to me in told the guy serving her, her sons name.. America. AMERICA! She was like Hyacinth Bucket!
Amazing How Matthew Stokes transforms into Hyacinth Bucket whenever I'm driving the car.
Maintaining a house in the temporary absence of my dear lady is harder than I first thought. By the time their trip is over I would have become Hyacinth Bucket!!!
Whenever I am with my older sister, I turn into Hyacinth Bucket's neighbour, fluffing everything up. Tonight, I have burnt a chicken. How many near perfect bloody chickens have I cooked in my life?
Just had the funniest conversation with a hyacinth bucket type behind the till in m&s. I asked if they would open one in penarth. Dry as a bone she uttered 'well I'm cooking Mr Spencer's tea tonight so I'll ask him'. I said 'thanks and bye mrs spencer'. I suppose you had to be there :)
Jeeze..comin across some right Hyacinth Buckets today! 'Its Bouquet!' Lool
The MPT lady is starting to threaten folks...she finna interrupt Afternoon Tea if y'all don't come up off some money soon. She is going to interrupt my Hyacinth Bucket and that I can't have!
If I won the lottery, I suspect that my life would play out a little bit like Hyacinth Bucket's (it's pronounced BOU-QUET!)
"It's my sister Daisy. She's the one who gets by without a swimming pool or a sauna...she never liked ponies." Hyacinth Bucket
"Of course I appreciate art! I don't care for that modern rubbish, but I do fancy a frame that doesn't gather too much dust." Hyacinth Bucket
Rest In Peace Peter O'Toole, Jacqueline went to uni with a relative of his she had a cracking story: Peter O'Toole came to a family gathering at a posh autie Mary's house, who by all accounts was a bit like Hyacinth Bucket, she had miniature rose wallpaper, matching curtains, towels, even the toilet roll had miniature roses. Peter went to the toilet and came back and announced "you have a lovely bathroom Mary, but I didn't know wether to wipe my *** with the curtains or the wallpaper"
Hyacinth Bucket: "I will not have you not thinking in front of the neighbours, Richard!"
Lwaxana Troi is basically the Betazoid version of Hyacinth Bucket.
Vaughan is doing his David Brent and Aggers is, as always, Hyacinth Bucket.
I can be the hyacinth bucket of Worcester park lol :-)
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