Julius Henry Groucho Marx (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) was an American comedian and film star famed as a master of wit.
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“I don't want to belong to any club that will accept people like me as a member." ~ Groucho Marx
The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." Groucho Marx
Guy Fieri. Jennifer Aniston. Steven Segal. Brendan Fraser. Guy Fieru but with groucho marx glasses. These are the Godhand
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to beunhappy.-- Groucho Marx
To misquote Groucho Marx, "those are the facts, and if you don't like them, I have others."
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. -Groucho Marx
Groucho, Zeppo, Chico, and Harpo Marx surrounding their father.
"I know of only six genuine comic geniuses in movie history; Chaplin, Keaton, Groucho & Harpo Marx, P. Sellers and W.C.…
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing, If you can fake that, you've got it made, ~Groucho Marx RT
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” . ― Grou…
I added a video to a playlist What's My Line? - Groucho Marx destroys the show; Claudette Colbert
Hitler? Responsible for the genocide of millions. After he FAILED & SHOT HIMSELF, Groucho Marx danced a two-minute Charleston on his grave.
I'm an *** I've been calling myself Groucho Marx when I have dark eyebrows, saying I need to smash watermelons... that's Gallagher.
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."- Groucho Marx
I added a video to a playlist Groucho Marx *** Cavett 1971
This new comcerical with the Groucho Marx masks is helping.
As the late, great Groucho Marx said, "I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."
chat Access does NOT mean success. Remember Marx's words.Groucho said, " I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me.
the mindless support reminds me of a Groucho Marx quote. "Who you gonna believe? Me? Or your own lying eyes."
The only real laughter comes from despair. Groucho Marx
I found Groucho Marx glasses, I have a shin-ah cosplay. Guess what time it is
Just a delight to watch with joint BBC/ABC coverage. Amused to hear him mention importance of Peoria as Groucho Marx did.
My 11-year-old is consciously aping Groucho Marx. I take that as a positive sign.
😂😂😂😂 . 1. I'm not in RTE . 2. The only Marx I respect was called Groucho
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. Grou…
anyone: hey. me: The fact that Ralph Malph is Marx Brothers trash and wears Groucho Glasses and a Harpo Wig in an episode and quotes them -
“I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal. —Groucho Marx”
*groucho marx voice* FOR ME TO POOP ON . (been there friend good on you for taking it graciously every time!)
“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.” . ― Groucho Marx
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx.
Oh, no ... did you vote for Groucho Marx?
“A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.” . ― Groucho Marx
What do Alice Cooper, Groucho Marx, Willie Nelson, and Emeril have in common? My guest, Listen:…
Quote: Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women. (Groucho Marx)
once wrote a film about Groucho Marx joining a biker gang, being beat up, and then Harpo and Chico save the day
Bob Hope, Groucho Marx, Bert Lahr, Cary Grant, Desi Arnaz and more at the White House in 1942. https:/…
Just heard this story about Groucho Marx: His brother, Chico, used to be out carousing and gambling and Groucho would lecture him about...
Up there with my awards, I have a great big statue of Groucho Marx, just to put everything in
Who says we don't make Classics any more?. This is comedy gold Tim Conway, Groucho Marx, & Robin Williams would love!
On Reading - Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
A flip by Groucho Marx, New York, circa 1950s. Photograph by by Garry Winogrand.
This is a great photo of Edward G. Robinson,Jane Wyman and Groucho Marx.
My day has been made better by this photo of Edward G. & Groucho Marx in drag with Jane Wyman.
"The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished." ~ Groucho Marx
Formerly the home of Groucho Marx, my new listing at 1277 Sunset Plaza is open this Sun 7/17 2-5pm and Tues 7/19...
Clark Gable putting the moves on Groucho Marx in 'Hollywood Steps Out' (1941) dir by Tex Avery
Drew Friedman chats with Tony about Jerry Lewis, Groucho Marx, and drawing his favorite old comedians.
I was always a fan of Groucho Marx as a kid.
I like to think I'm a mix of Groucho Marx and Harpo, but in reality I'm more of a Zeppo.
1926 Marilyn Monroe and Groucho Marx on set of “Love Happy” (1949, David Miller).
Just had a thought...I think it would be cool to see Sacha Baron Cohen play Groucho Marx in a movie about his life.
I liked a video Groucho Marx receiving an Honorary Oscar®
Careful...Someone might revoke your Lotuslandian proMedia Club card. Then again, you might be with Groucho Marx on that one.
. Sounds about right…. Groucho Marx, club, me, membership
Groucho Marx is supposed to have sent a telegram to a club stating - Please accept my resignation
I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member. ~Groucho Marx
Alanis Morrissette, Morgan Freeman, Groucho Marx: the 10 best representations of God
It's like the Groucho Marx line about not wanting to join a club who'd have him as a member.
love that quote. Related: "I refuse to join any club that will have me as a member" - Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx: I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. |
well maybe it didn't even make it to your intray. As Groucho Marx might have said, it shows what a good organisation you are.
I`ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn`t it. By Groucho Marx
Here's a very cool photo of Groucho Marx who was a very fine guitarist in the Eddie Lang style. I'm a huge Marx... htt…
Feel free. I stole it off Groucho Marx (I think)
he is ... I also love Groucho Marx ...
A man is only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. Groucho Marx
Arts book recommendation: Groucho Marx: The Comedy of Existence (Jewish Lives) by Lee Siegel, more at
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong re…
Rob Zombie is making a Groucho Marx bio-pic which will delve into Groucho's psychosis being raised by a stripper mom and dru…
"Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it" Groucho Marx.
Groucho Marx on the Jack Benny Program with Jack as a contestant on Groucho…
Why are bushy, dark eyebrows in right now? Went to Sephora and they "updated" my look with Groucho Marx brows. 😳
A good friend will try to bail you out. A best friend will be next to you saying, *** that was fun' -Groucho Marx
"Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo." - Groucho Marx
❄ "Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you." - Groucho Marx
I didn't marry my wife for her money ,but in her case I did.Groucho Marx xx
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. -- Groucho Marx
“I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.” - Groucho Marx
Marx Brothers - Password Scene - Horse Feathers - Chico and Groucho Watched this last night instead of the debate
UPC: Groucho Marx would be happy with the removal of the opt-out fee: Miquel MontañáIn our blog of 31 October ...
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. - Groucho Marx
Those are my principles. If you dont like them I have others. - Groucho Marx
If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you!. Marx
The last photo of all Marx Brothers together, 1961... Harpo, Chico, Gummo, Groucho and Zeppo
I'm so old, I remember when the Dead Sea was just sick…. - Groucho Marx
putting on her best Groucho Marx impression-All that's missing is the cigar...Bill kept that...
no Carla you look like Groucho Marx in those glasses!
Groucho Marx eyebrows. She doesn't turn me on!
“While money cant buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery” -Groucho Marx
Queen and Groucho Marx meet in LA, 1977. The band named two of their albums after two Marx Brothers movies: A...
Groucho Marx's club of choice would be Berghain.
Know anyone like this? Funny from Groucho Marx but you don't want it in business, politics or life.
.The old Groucho Marx joke becoming a reality: 'I don't want to be in a club that wants me as a member'.
Paul Krassner claims that he convinced Groucho Marx to take his first acid trip in the offices of Mad Magazine
I hate to say it, but Anderson Coopers glasses look like those fake Groucho Marx glasses you can buy at Spencer’s
I love Groucho Marx. I can make the face Harpo does :p
Groucho Marx (comedian) product/marketing advice to the President of Chrysler Corp., 1964:.
Personally, I would like to hear Groucho Marx's views on religion. I would have said Harpo. But he doesn't talk.
Only 2 days left to catch Toby Jones as Groucho Marx in 'A Year at the Races' by cinematic clever clogs
I liked a video Shecky Greene on The Hollywood Palace (intro by Groucho Marx) April 17, 1965
Yes, they often go in pairs or groups of three. Elvis-Groucho Marx. Freddie Mercury-Eric Carr.
You can fit their model. But paraphrasing Groucho Marx, "would you like to be part of a club that accept you as a member?"
I wonder what Groucho Marx would have said about the "Loser's Club"? ;-)
I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.- Groucho Marx
"I'd Never join a Club that would have ME as a MEMBER! - Groucho Marx :O)
For : As mentioned in the chagroom: Groucho Marx (President Rufus T. Firefly) campaigns.
for a long time I thought Groucho Marx was the same kinda dude as Karl Marx and so the glasses were confusing to me
Groucho Marx: How did you acquire this smooth way with women?. Lord Buckley: I've been married six times.
Groucho Marx once sang "Oy! How That Woman Could Cook!":. I would like to dedicate that lyric to my wife tonight.
The people who Burt and Dinah hung out w were Jack Benny, George Burns, Gracie Allen, Mel Torme, Ella Fitzgerald and Groucho Marx.
To steal and adjust a line from Groucho Marx: I don't want to join any Shaving Club that would accept me as a member.
Motivational words from Marx (not Groucho) spotted on lecture room wall today. @ ВКГУ
Rotary Daily Humour. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury (Groucho Marx)
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. Groucho Marx
Test cricket - Groucho Marx invited to Lords Test decades ago. At tea he turned to MCC Chair and asked "When does the game begin"
No more than Marxists-Leninists claim to actually subscribe to the principles of Groucho Marx and John Lennon.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends... may they never meet!-Groucho Marx
"A clown is like an aspirin, only he works twice as fast." (Groucho Marx)
artists are followers of the teachings of Marx. Groucho that is.
I intend to live forever, or die trying. – Groucho Marx.
Thanks to HWA, Hugos, and WFC, I now feel the same way about awards that Groucho Marx did about club memberships.
Groucho Marx: I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. |
One small first step can change your life forever. – Groucho Marx
Despite his claims, Groucho Marx was a member of the Paradoxical Venn Diagrams Club.
One year for Halloween, my brother dressed up as Groucho Marx, and I was Harpo. i carried a taxi horn and HONKED at people. Good times
but here's Jackie Gleason's character tripping on LSD from the film. 🔩❗️🌀. Groucho Marx plays god. great soundtrack
- an article that uses Groucho Marx, Black Adder, and Fawlty Towers to make a point is just brilliant.
30 great one-liners, from Homer Simpson to Groucho Marx
At the eye doctor this morning. Some of these are spot on. Bootsy Collins is parked next to Groucho Marx.
Ah, the great Nigel Owens: a cross between Judge Dredd, Groucho Marx and Windsor Davies.
“If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong” - Groucho Marx.
Remember me as you pass by,. As you are now, so once was I,. As I am now, you will be. Prepare for death and follow me. - Groucho Marx.
Groucho Marx called: he wants his eyebrows back!.
There's a famous Groucho Marx quote, I'm paraphrasing, but it goes "I'd never wanna be a member of any club that wasn't the …
Groucho Marx: If i cannot smoke in heaven, then i shall not go.
Groucho Marx sums up the state of politics today ( and probably everyday before and after ): via
- “Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” - Groucho Marx
Paul Ryan is revising Groucho Marx: "I do t want to be the leader of any club that wants me to be its leader.'
Marx, Groucho: "Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough"
Official merchandise?. Who else was on the shortlist then? Dame Edna, Groucho Marx and Che Guevara?
"Before I speak, I have something important to say." Groucho Marx
Comedy is not so much what you do as what you don't do. Groucho Marx
More from Mr. Groucho Marx. p.s. come see me in Tampa, FL. TIX HERE:
Today is the birthday of BOTH Bud Abbott and Groucho Marx. Good day for comedy!
"I would never join a club that had me as a member." Groucho. But Harpo Marx was a Freemason. One of my heroes.
Humor is reason gone mad. from Groucho Marx
Marx, Groucho: "Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped"
Yellen's speech recalls the Groucho Marx line, "Who you gonna' believe - me or your own eyes?"
Marx, Groucho: "Women should be obscene and not heard"
"A child of 5 could understand this. Send someone to fetch me a child of 5" Groucho Marx
"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him" Groucho Marx
"Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book — and does." - Groucho Marx (via...
as Groucho Marx said, "these are my principals, if you don't like them then I have some others"
There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook, -- Groucho Marx
never realized a young Sid had the Eugene Levy eye brows or was it Groucho Marx. More brow than forehead!
Mount Rushmore would have George Carlin, Groucho Marx, Richard Pryor, Charlie Chaplin and Emo Phillips
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. . ― Groucho Marx
right after your show was Groucho Marx and Dinah Shore talking to a parrot.
Radio show from 1961 with , Steve Allen, & Groucho Marx seriously discussing comedy.
The man who discovered Groucho Marx, Eddie Cantor, Phil Silvers, George Jessel, et al:
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. – Groucho Marx
from - The motto of the Blind Girl Surf Club is a quote from Groucho Marx, “I wouldn’t wanna be...
Groucho Marx came to me in a dream last night. He was wearing glorious heavenly robes and flanked by a choir of the angels of comedy and he
Die in the West and you're halfway to Heaven. Groucho Marx
Re Brendan Foster, reminds me of letter from Groucho Marx to Warner Brothers on use of 'Brothers'-.
Woody Allen imitates Groucho Marx for Vanity Fair, 1983. I think he looks like Marty Feldman.
Dark comedy: Rob Zombie to direct Groucho Marx biopic
Working on my Groucho Marx impersonation (I look disturbingly like my dad) @ Day Spring Community Church
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. -Groucho Marx
Rob Zombies next directorial escapade is a biopic about Groucho Marx. I'm here for it.
Hannah Boone is a class act, Karl Marx and Groucho Marx agree. That's good enough for me.
are the intersection of Karl Marx and Groucho Marx.
Groucho Marx responds to a Cease and Desist from Warner Brothers.
If the Shockers are "little brother" to KU, they're like Groucho Marx being the "little brother" to Harpo and Chico
Copacabana is a 1947 American musical comedy film starring Groucho Marx and Carmen Miranda. The film is a...
"One of the nation’s largest Jewish cemeteries and the resting place of such notables as Groucho Marx has been...
Q: Am I the last person on earth to realize that Gomez Addams is a non ironic version of Groucho Marx? (A: Yes, yes I am.)
"Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas... how he got into my pajamas I'll never know." -- Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with a meter running" . - Groucho Marx. 😔
You should do that Groucho Marx thing where you mirror his movements.
Just enjoyed that film where Groucho Marx lives in the future and is going out with his phone.
We need your help to decide which comedian to feature at Ellen Degeneres, George Carlin, or Groucho Marx?
Groucho Marx: Why should I care about future generations? What have they ever done for me? |
this is Groucho aka Groucho Marx, he's not that fat but he does keep my cloths/suitcase warm for me.
“Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.” . ― Groucho Marx
I vote for the portrait of Groucho Marx.
Look at me, I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. ~Groucho Marx.
I voted for Groucho Marx in NPG Comedian Recognize via
Which comedian's portrait should hang at George Carlin or Groucho Marx?
One of my personal heroes, Groucho Marx, relaxing on the set of "Love Happy" (1949) with Marilyn Monroe.
the Groucho Marx policy, nicely played
Lefties are voting for Ellen and George Carlin. Vote for Groucho Marx!! Smithsonian display via
. Ha - what did Groucho Marx say about a club he could join?
It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. -- Groucho Marx
Sado-monetarism, fiscal flagellation and Groucho Marx...it could only be (on the Greek election)
"Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going."_Groucho Marx
I live in USA, love running film festivals, am like Groucho Marx but am not part of The Marx Brothers. Who might I be?
"I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls." - Groucho Marx
"The time has come, the Walrus said, to play You Bet Your Life !" Lol. Groucho Marx
Disappearing from Scene and Hiding under the Bed: . Julius Henry “Groucho” Marx was an American comedian and fi...
Groucho Marx: A man's only as old as the woman he feels. |
"We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own."_Groucho Marx
This horse has groucho marx eyebrows and glorious mutton chops, and it looks so snazzy
T.S. Eliot and Groucho Marx met once all Groucho wanted to talk about was poetry and Eliot only wanted to talk was Comedy
A remarkable memorial celebration (not a service) today for a legendary man and editor. Many 100s of us gathered for 'a show' as Paul himself described it, planned to the last detail by him before he died. Glorious and moving. There aren't many events where you'd listen to Groucho Marx songs, Donne poetry, The Traveling Wilburys, Matthew Arnold, Elvis, Byron, Pinter, Catalani's 'La Wally', and Bruce Springsteen. Wonderful speakers: Eleo Gordon told fabulous stories, Will Sulkin read the Donne, John Lahr was humble in the face of Paul's editing of *** Up Your Ears' and was amazed when he later discovered it was the first book Paul ever edited, so sure was his advice. Mark Booth read the Byron so beautifully. Tony Lacey admitted Paul had implored him to read 'Dover Beach' rather than try to recite it (Tony had been inspired to learn it after Paul had recited it beautifully, years ago, on a shared holiday) and there was a moment when I thought that Caradoc King, waiting on the stage for Springsteen' ...
Who designed Hollywood homes for Frank Sinatra, Barbara Stanwyck, Tyrone Power, Lon Chaney, Clark Gable, Lucille Ball & Desi Arnaz, Groucho Marx, and Cary Grant among others? Paul Revere Williams, dubbed “architect to the stars.” Recent dwellers in his prized elegant yet family oriented homes, most with signature staircases, include Denzel & Pauletta Washington, Andy Garcia, Paul McCartney, and Ellen Degeneres. Born in 1894, he opened his office in 1922 having deliberately mastered drawing upside down so race challenged clients could sit opposite him if they found his close presence too uncomfortable. He couldn't live where he built, but he didn't care. With an arsenal of architectural styles including American Colonial, Spanish Mediterranean, English Tudor, French Normandy, Art Deco, and his own brand of California ranch, he knew his worth and enjoyed being the first African-American member and fellow in the exclusive American Institute of Architects organization, as well as expressing his deep c ...
I liked a video Groucho Marx with Frankie Avalon - late 1950s!!
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music: Groucho Marx
Have reawoken my 'John Astin as Gomez is the only man for me' phase. It's not the macabreness, its how much like a horny Groucho Marx he is.
David Steinberg used to have lunch every Tuesday with Groucho Marx, Jack Benny and George Burns. That's a lot legendary comedy over lunch.
Sam Waterston's eyebrows and Eugene Levy's eyebrows perform a séance to communicate with the dead eyebrows of Groucho Marx.
I think I like Dangerfield more as a comedian than an actor. He and Groucho Marx are both masters of the one liners.
no one mentioned David Niven or Groucho Marx
Hope? Hope is not a comedian. He just translates what others write for him. Groucho Marx
Just got blu-ray of Otto Preminger's Carol Channing in her undies. Jackie Gleason on acid. Groucho Marx as God. Nilsson songs. WOW.
it looks like a cross between Robert Sean Leonard and Groucho Marx
In addition to Groucho Marx, Humphrey Bogart, and Jerry Lewis, they used Peter Lorre, Paul Lynde, and Phil Silvers a lot.
You know what would go well with Marie Harf's big black framed glasses? A Groucho Marx nose and mustache.
and looks quite a bit like Groucho Marx holding Alan Border's bat...
Photo: Original Jack Davis illustration art of Groucho Marx & co., circa 1965, unfortunately not included in...
But that's Entirely Irrelephant to What I Was Saying (A classic bit of witty banter between Groucho Marx and Margaret Dumont, from 1930's...
Bill Cosby is trending, reminded me of this interview he did where Groucho Marx just messes with him
Groucho Marx! Wow, just needs Harpo on harp, you+Chico on piano, you on vocals.
W.C. Fields & Groucho Marx encounter each other at a potluck in the 1940s.
Take from some, give to others an economic plan? More like a Marx thing, and I don't mean Groucho
"You are only as old as the woman you feel."-Groucho Marx
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