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George Carlin

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist, actor and writer/author, who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums.

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The perfect riposte from George Carlin to anyone who accuses you of being a "snowflake" or "sneering liberal".
Hello, AP. Could you reach George Carlin, Flip Wilson, Rodney Dangerfield, Jack Benny, Sid Ceasar, et al, and get their take on this?
Why didn't they cover Flip Wilson. He hired George Carlin and Richard Pryor as his writers and was their mentor.
I'd love George Carlin performing at this year. Honorable mentions: Richard Pryor & Bill Hicks
We got to go one-seventh George Carlin on the Tom Ross show (Seattle radio) today. . Hear the whole thing:
George Carlin on Tonight Show on Antenna TV with Flip Wilson as well.
I've seen Ron White, George Carlin, and Margaret Cho live. I laughed just as hard at GO SEE HER.
I think George Carlin put it best when he said "Dont quote dead comedians" or maybe that was Robin Williams.
Richard Pryor, George Carlin, and Robin Williams , the Hat Trick doing stand up comedy together
More like the hitchhiker played by George Carlin in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
"I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so… heroic." — George Carlin
Louis ck and George carlin both have good stuff on ethnic and civic pride.
I added a video to a playlist George Carlin on Bill Maher - No Freedom of Choice
Cranky Kong sounds like George Carlin. I love it.
hate to do this to u but George Carlin bah. soo. rah.
Mall Rats sequel? Clerks 3? Jersey Girl was so well written. Got to see a different side of George Carlin.
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That's why the advice is horrible. I love George Carlin!
George Carlin once said: " can make a joke about ANYTHING". No detractors to that statement are funnier or more poignant about
As George Carlin said, "When it's done with us, it'll shrug us off like a bad case of fleas."
lol I know I had to do it once w/ her in August 😂 but the wise words of George Carlin will always be there to guide me.
Reminds me of the George Carlin bit about "the quiet ones you gotta watch." .
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin
"You can *** your finger, but never finger your *** " --George Carlin
Have at least 3 of George Carlin's 7 Dirty Words in your bio so I can follow you comfortably
"The table has tilted folks. The game is rigged." - George Carlin
In George Carlin I trust. "It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it".
I'd like to quote George Carlin and wager that he's a guy named TODD.
I liked a video from Watch George Carlin Expose The Illuminati (Illuminati Exposed) (2017)
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I like to call him The Man who lives in the clouds, it kinda keeps him on my mental level that way -George Carlin
2016 can be best summed up by George Carlin... "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
Watching Jay and Silent Bob Strike back I forgot it had Carrie Fisher and George Carlin
George Carlin - Losing Things via to have been stolen"
there's a reason why people like George Carlin and Louie C.K, but not Daniel Tosh or Anthony Jeselnik
There's a reason why George Carlin brought up guys named Tucker in his "People Who Ought to be Killed Routine".
George Carlin, Paul Mooney, Patrice O'Neal n Dave Chappelle are so great because all they did was hold a mirror up n force us to see reality
Was Tom Tucker named that thanks to George Carlin?
I respect your holier than thou attitude. I imagine you hate Russell Peters, George Carlin, Chris Rock, and all the legends.
George Carlin and Ringo Star give us a really good example of Rules Based Service in Quantum
Denis Leary was perfect choice for role. He has some "Fighting Irish," in him. Sure does. 💚 Denis, & George Carlin,…
Jim Belushi, Bill Murray, Robin Williams, Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Eddie Murphy.some of the greatest comedians to ever exist.
"Forget the politicians. They don't care about you. At all."--George Carlin, 2005
The best thing to do right now is to go listen to some George Carlin or Bob Ross, or talk it out with any one of us!
Heya Jenn, thank's 4 the RT! . Planning on RTing some of yours later this weekend! :). (George Carlin was the best!).
What made me love comedy is Emo Phillips. You and George Carlin, but Emo really started it for me.
Herb Coolhouse - George Carlin - Subversive Sounds for Freaks of All Ages.
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1984 VHS of the first EVER Saturday Night Live! Featuring George Carlin, Dan Akroyd & John Belushi, Chevy...
it never stopped George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, Al Frankin, Barack Obama. I know it won't stop you!
Exactly my sentiments. However, one can not neglect to mention the comedic stylings of the late George Carlin.
I miss Richard and George Carlin. Sam Kennison Too. They told the Truth is Comedy.✊🏾✊🏾
Jimmy is on fire, the true heir to the late, great George Carlin. He's the main reason I watch TYT.
As the late, great George Carlin said: "Political Correctness is fascism pretending to be good manners."…
I love Jimmy Dore. Think the other comedians I like that much are Lee Camp, Ron White, and George Carlin!
I have certain rules I live by. My first rule I don’t believe anything the government tells me ~ George Carlin
"In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem." --George Carlin.
If we had just one of either: George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Hunter S. Thompson, or Greg Giraldo this would have been different.
Nope. Gotta side with George Carlin on this one.
definitely NSFW - my patron saint, George Carlin, would love it. imo
George Carlin was right. It's a big club, you ain't in it.
Wikileaks confirms George Carlin..."It's a big club...and you ain't in it..."
Good night. ;•). Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.~George Carlin
Overall, the prove George Carlin's assertion that when it comes to politics, there's a big club, and most o…
I bet Richard Pryor and George Carlin are begging the great creator to send them back for one hour on HBO.Robin Williams is spinning I bet
After Ben Carson's meltdown a reminder from George Carlin: logically - numerically - somebody IS the world's worst doct…
Watching some George Carlin while I work this morning. This does not bode well for any future display of attitude(s).
I'm right in the gray area of being a Millennial/Gen Y I practice the George Carlin school of free thought/speech and liberalism.
...Corn chowder, Hoppin' John. "As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.". ~George Carlin
I used to worship George Carlin. Now, I fear that his widely shared belief that voting doesn't matter could destroy our democracy
I just noticed how similar John Oliver is to George Carlin when it comes to cutting through the crap and causing...
Sociology's founding fathers: Dubois, Weber, Durkheim, Marx and George Carlin. Argue with your dusty department chair
John Stewart, Stephen Colbert, George Carlin, all are funny and offer substance
I added a video to a playlist All My Stuff - George Carlin (Audio Only)
My all time stage comics? Well, it goes a lil' something this . 1. Paul Mooney . 2. Dave Chapelle . 3. George Carlin.
Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, George Carlin, George Lopez, John Leguizamo, Kevin Hart.guys that made me want to do it.
I loved George Carlin and Dean Martin. I was one of those kids who had every comedy album
Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder, Eddie Murphy, Redd Foxx, George Carlin and all the Blue Collar guys couldn't save that
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Kalo kata George Carlin; "Humor is the perfect weapon for subverting power."
didn't George Carlin says that people who are happy 24/7 are also sociopaths?
George Carlin may be gone but he is not forgotten. Enlist with other patriots at Stand!! https:…
It's saddening to think things have gotten worse and yet this quote from George Carlin sill has merit.
George Carlin: Political Correctness is a form of Fascism designed to limit debate to that approved by ruling elites
George Carlin was a political radical and visionary, an enemy of bulls**t whether from the Right, Left, or Centre. That's a comedian's job.
Seriously, go listen to George Carlin, Richard Pryor, and Don Rickles. Then, you'll get a glimpse of how I function and operate.
Never argue with an *** They will only drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. - George Carlin.
Which makes me think, I miss George Carlin so very much.
I liked a video George Carlin - Political Correctness is fascism pretending to be
1st half of this clip VINTAGE george carlin--- we all love chaos. epically bad news events, and I love chaos. .
George Carlin special recorded on Sept 10, 2001 to be released.
George Carlin knew that Political Correctness is real fascism...
"Political Correctness is Fascism pretending to be Manners." ~ George Carlin
George Carlin as you've never seen him, imagining end times w/zombies all named Uncle Dave https:/…
New George Carlin special called "I kinda like it when a lot of people die"he recorded a day before 9/11 to be released
George Carlin was a real progressive. He knew that Political Correctness is often a limit on our rights.
Carlin pulling a 2Pac. Never thought we'd get new material from Ol' Georgey. Yay.
I like Steve Hughes, he's like a mild George Carlin... Carlin's still great to watch, brilliant voice
Stop killing comedy. Go watch George Carlin or Dennis Leary and check yourselves.
The only US narrator i like is George Carlin. Alec Baldwin sucked and Micheal Brandon got a little to excited and bubbly in his narration
if you close your eyes when Trump is on the mic:. collected voice = George Carlin. crazed voice = Regis Philbin
"I have as much authority as the pope, I just don't have as many people that believe it." George Carlin
George Carlin would have had a field day with this presidential election.
A lot of these people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt. - George Carlin
"Israeli murderers are called commandos. Arab commandos are called terrorists." ~ George Carlin
The fact that we as a society don't have George Carlin or Lenny Bruce at a time like this in history is a tragedy.
Turn on Showtime and watch Eddie Murphy RAW, The Gary Shandling Show, George Carlin, Robin Williams, later Sam Kinniso…
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. -- George Carlin
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5 people who shaped my political mindset growing up. 1) George Carlin. 2) Tony Benn. 3) Margaret Thatcher. 4) Ian Hislop. 5) Charles Kennedy
George Carlin narrates some of the old Thomas the tank movies. Can't help but wonder how much better they would be if he could let loose.
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“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” . ― George Carlin.
Even if you're not in the middle, George Carlin's sentiment is frequently called for
My condolences to the family of the late George Carlin. May the compassionate Lord Jesus comfort you during this mourning time
Thanks. George Carlin opened my eyes at an early age.
"The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music." [George Carlin, _Brain Droppings_]
Very funny speech from George Carlin in 1999, mainly referring to deceptive speech.
"These are the thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools." - George Carlin
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist. . . George Carlin
"My tombstone? I'm thinking something along the lines of, 'Geez, he was just here a minute ago.'" - George Carlin
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music." {George Carlin}
"Well you know they say blondes have more fun, unfortunately they also have more VD." 😇😋😎😊 - George Denis Patrick Carlin
"More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason." - George Carlin
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George Carlin provides relief as we enter GOP conv.
Can we resurrect George Carlin and make him president?
If we are what we eat; I wanna eat George Carlin's brain.
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? ~ George Carlin
George Carlin was hilarious. I absolutely loved his comedy. Like when he talks about being in a coma. Hilarious funny stuff. LMFAO
I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
Or What if George Carlin doesn't exist and he's all but just an illusion for us to think that there actually are cool people.
What if God really exists and his name is George Carlin?
When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin record...
George carlin is the realist man, telling you the truth through comedy, you can choose to laugh or choose to listen to what he's saying
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." . — George Carlin
What's coming up this week? My George Carlin typography and a new YouTube upload schedule.
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Recall what George Carlin said, Angus. Some guys are old men in their 20s, you would fall into the old fellow category.
The first thing George Carlin found out, he's not Atheist anymore. It's just gonna cost him a couple extra Hail Mary's. But if violent? ***
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If Sam, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams, George Carlin, Lenny Bruce did stand-up today, snowflakes would need blankies and mommy
My take? is a comedian, a la Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Richard Prior, who engages us. Provokes us.
I want the eulogy at my funeral to include all seven dirty words George Carlin made famous.
"Electricity is really just organized lightning.". — George Carlin
Lee channels George Carlin and replaces Jon Stewart, all in one. Rising star for a good reason
Answer 10: Congrats to Ringo Starr, George Carlin, & Alec Baldwin all have stars in Hollywood.
“What wine goes with Captain Crunch?” ― George has been that kind of day!
I think you should play the Muhammad Ali routine from George Carlin in honor of both of them
Food for thought with Jimmy Hendrix, George Carlin, Ron Paul, Bill Hicks, Bob Dylan and more
25. George Carlin. - Comedian. - Storyteller for Thomas The Tank Engine (first four seasons). - RIP
I somehow pull Shia LeBeouf, George Carlin, and Jesus into a blog. Don't ask just check it out...
A Museum of Comedy is happening, and it's gonna have a holographic George Carlin!
At the age of 65 my grandma started walking 5 miles a day. She's 92 now. We have no idea where she is. - George Carlin
I think it's the duty of a comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. -- George Carlin
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Wish there was an app like that for comedians George Carlin & Bill Hicks...or maybe Bertrand Russell...
With presidential elections in the past, I would write in George Carlin. This year I’m going to write in Christopher Moore.
Trump to debate Sanders. That's like the Roy chubby brown vs George Carlin.
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Agreed! Did you see his performance with a young Keanu Reeves and George Carlin?
Did you like George Carlin? I used to fall down laughing when he went off on organized religion.
I watch at least one George Carlin video a day
This was literally a George Carlin routine
Geezzz...I want my children to be aggressive THAT and George Carlin is rolling in his grave...
Photo: (via [eglerion] George Carlin on God, the Only Game)
Even a Leftist like George Carlin saw this coming.
That was awesome! Thanks for sharing that. There is no one like George Carlin.
I just don`t take political direction from dead comics like Mac or Carlin or George Gobleor or Shekky Green.
Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. -George Carlin.
We all like George Carlin - *** I went to see him in Illinois almost 20 years ago. Well, he has a message for...
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George Carlin would have referred to you as "Slow".😆
.Like you, Steven, George Carlin was a master of talking But he didn't tell us WHO WAS in the club, did he?
This George Carlin act is brilliant and so true
I've recently determined that he'd have to look like Paul Walker but think like George Carlin. Only then could I do it.
Look around... "Results like these do not belong in the résumé of a supreme being." . George Carlin
Kevin Smith talks Star Wars, George Carlin and LGBT Bears at the Pabst Theater
We think new album Hi, Lonesome is a "dark, strange and beautiful album" that recalls George Carlin:
When he was a kid, George Carlin wrote down the most colorful profanities he heard in his neighborhood and kept them in his…
George Carlin is bigger than ever. Here's why:
NPR whitewashes for mean-spirited George Carlin: 'eternal respect from every person'
NPR whitewashes George Carlin, ignores all the mean-spirited stuff he said as he grew old and cranky.
NPR whitewashes George Carlin, ignores all the vicious bilge spewed as he grew old & cranky. https…
I know you two aren't related - I asked - but do you happen to like Dan Carlin's podcasts? He makes me think of George Carlin.
It's sad to think that all the good comedians are dead. Robin Williams, Mitch Hedberg, George Carlin, Chris Farley. So many great people
Whenever you feel like a failure, just remember: George Carlin was court martialed three times while in the Air Force.
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I forgot George Carlin was on Welcome Back Kotter, lol! :)
General Smedley butler said War is a racket for the rich 1% . George Carlin - Your not in the big club
When Sam Elliot passes away and into the VIP section of heaven next to George Carlin; that's when I'll care about a celebrity dying
show from June 3, 1974 with George Carlin, Marvin Hamlisch, Jackie Cooper & Jack Knight on
Can I co-star and we'll 'Bill and Ted'-it to Prince, then it ends with George Carlin turning up to tell us Bowie's next
George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative.
comedy died with George Carlin, Andy Kaufman and other greats that surrounded them. now there's people like Kevin Hart. what a *** shame
All I know is George Carlin, Dane Cook, Robin Williams, Dennis Leary, back in the day what's his name Richard Simmons,
Mike Joy using a George Carlin joke in a broadcast has made my day complete.
I wish people who like Chris D'Elia would stop doing that and listen to George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, Bill Burr, Robin Williams
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things . - George Carlin
This is George Carlin with Bill Maher and a guy, John McWhorter, who taught me about linguistics. Most of the...
I grew up watching the stand up comedy of George Carlin, Chris Rock & Eddie Murphy. Most of their comedy offends a lot of people.
My patronus is George Carlin giving Hunter S Thompson a piggy back ride
Undertaker looks like George Carlin and Charlie Manson had a lovechild.
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Rainy day at home with my son. Gotta love vintage Thomas the Tank Engine episodes narrated by & George Carlin on Netflix.
My picks: Jonathan Banks as George Carlin, and Bruce Campbell as live-action Gaston.
I was high yesterday, wondered what Robin Williams, Richard Pryor, and George Carlin would have shared their genius re Donald Trump! OMG!
*** straight, don't be so suburban! (thank you George Carlin in jay and silent bob strike back)
You're lucky. I bet Andy Sandberg spends more moments happy in a year than George Carlin spent in his entire life.
I thought I was George Carlin but I'm only Andy Sandberg. .
outside of George Carlin and John Mulaney, they seldom get... well... better.
I've always loved George Carlin. Comedy has never been the same without him.
Metallica w/ John Coltrane, George Carlin, Santana, Billy Joel and many others going in the Library Congress.
I reward myself at work by watching Louis CK, George Carlin or John Oliver.
I miss him every day. From Mark Twain, Will Rogers, George Carlin, John Stewart, and on. Keen insights on society.
If she gets it on 70 it's just 69 with a thumb in his *** (George Carlin joke. Look him up.)
Christopher Hitchens, Dorothy Parker, George Carlin... & John Stewart for all intents and purposes.
Strange not to include John Stewart, Richard Dawkins and George Carlin.
i was born in 1975. After a while learned of Andy Kauffman, and George Carlin. I became a fan right when SNL happened for u.
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Hey guys, Kathy Jones just told me that she doesn't listen to the funk music of "George Carlin"
Hillary Clinton is your Bill Cosby like JFK is to Chris Mathews. I miss George Carlin. We could use him now. Take care of low T.
"Everyone smiles in the same language." - George Carlin
this song was inspired by George Carlin. Lui's verse is about how the sun of god was confused with the Sun God.
"The next sentence is full of things that *** me off..." -George Carlin
George Carlin on the American Dream. This sums it all up. Enjoy
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in the oposite direction. By George Carlin
George Carlin would be proud of Ariana Grande's no-holds-barred, satirical approach to comedy.
while the popular attribution of that quote is usually to Woody Allen or George Carlin, it was actually Sean Morey who wrote it
George Carlin, one of the great philosophers of the XX century.
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an *** and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"…
let's vote for dead will get the same results.GEORGE CARLIN FOR SUPREME MURICA OVERLORD
Adam West performs as Batman with Ray Charles, George Carlin & more from October 8, 1966 Hollywood Palace in color.
The Big Electron Is this real or is it a ride? Carlin
I liked a video 4 Groups that Gotta Go George Carlin
Because it doesn't exist! Boom! I'm so edgy! I'm like George Carlin trying not to *** Like Bill Hicks with a ruler.
George Carlin reincarnate walked into the club tonight... . Just looking at him made me laugh uncontrollably
To paraphrase the late George Carlin;. "Out of rehab and in denial"
📷 George Carlin still carrying his messages through society today.
If George Carlin isn't in your top 5 comedians I have 7 dirty words for you.
"Everyone smiles in the same language." -George Carlin
1st off, George was about all feelings & emotions, along w/ critical thinking. 2nd, you're his daughter, not his clone..winks
George Carlin said that baby's r born perfect and patent mess Them up. He used the F bomb
If you can't beat them,. arrange to have them. beaten...!. ─ George Carlin
"I saw a movie like that in grade school. But I couldn't understand it...BECAUSE IT WAS IN GERMAN!! - George Carlin.
Bernie, C.K, Larry David, Chappelle, Murphy, George Carlin there's too many to choose from!
Lenny Bruce, George Carlin and Katt Williams made/make the Earth experience more comprehensible and more enjoyable with their Art.
"Governments don't want informed, educated people capable of critical thinking." - George Carlin. . . https…
skyline fan: There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ― George Carlin
Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, Donald Trump. They held a mirror up to America and said this is how ugly you are.
The first episode of Saturday Night Live was hosted by George Carlin.
[WP] George Carlin replaces Dan Carlin in history podcasts
3 things I'm excited about on the show from 12-2: 12:25, George Carlin drops & Harry Carey drops! Keep listening
The brilliance of George Carlin is that I'm STILL just getting some of the references. Just like old Bugs Bunny cartoons.
I love too many for a fav. Louie CK, John Mullaney, & RIP George Carlin.
so glad George Carlin, Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor are all long in the grave, so they don't have to witness this.
John Oliver, Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart and George Carlin should be included in every American History book, Freedom Fighters
This could explain the sudden deaths of George Carlin and WTC7 witness Barry Jenkins.
John Saward is defi-channeling George Carlin and a few other BRILLIANT people as a journalist *** social satirist
If it ever happens, I think the right person to take over for George Carlin as Rufus in a new Bill & Ted movie would be Dave Attell
Wtching shoot is like wtching George Carlin tell jokes or Shawn Michaels hit ppl w/ chairs. Master at work.
and of course George Carlin's line: don't blame me; I didn't vote!
Billy Connolly, Bill Hicks, Sarah Millican, Brendon Burns, George Carlin, Victoria Wood, French and Saunders are that funny😁
Red Foxx, George Carlin, Bernie Mac, Richard Pryor and Robin Harris be at lunch roasting. The Lord be gotta be rolling with laughter
The "Thomas the Tank Engine" franchise has been narrated by Ringo Starr, George Carlin, Alec Baldwin, and Pierce Brosnan.
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The good Lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage - George Carlin
As shared from my friend David Lillard;. SOMETHING TO PONDER: George Carlin. George Carlin's wife died early in...
*George Carlin ponytail forms as he claims Richard Pryor is his favorite comedian despite never listening to one of his albums*
Well after George Carlin and Glen Campbell is time for me to say good night
It’s a big club and you ain’t in it! You and I are not in the Big Club. -George Carlin
Hilariously, Vandal Savage is really reminding me of George Carlin as Rufus from Bill & Ted https:/…
A Burmese atheist who takes inspiration from George Carlin and Bart Simpson -
Palin endorsing Trump is best explained by George Carlin's 1st Law of Physics -- "Morons attract." She's also gettting fat.
I liked a video from George Carlin presents Judy Tenuta American Comedy Award
People you wish were alive to comment on this nonsense:. George Carlin. Tim Russert. Ella Baker. Malcolm X
George Carlin guest stars on tonight's 10p ET episode of Johnny Carson, along with Flip Wilson, Susan Saint...
Wanna see tomorrow's, with Flip Wilson, Susan St. James, Ann-Margret, and George Carlin.
"I'm getting IN the plane. Evel Knievel can get ON the plane." - George Carlin.
"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?". - George Carlin.
.is what happens when George Carlin and Ron Swanson have a lovechild.
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Is there a better way to express my appreciation for your George Carlin reference than to shamelessly call attention to it?
I just wish Bill Hicks and George Carlin could be here to commentate on the year.
Oh *** yeah. George Carlin or Lenny Bruce or Bill Hicks. I miss 'em. :(
My all time favorite comics are, Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Robin Williams, David Cross , and Christopher Titus
Improv night at the Valhalla Auditorium, George Burns, George Carlin and John Candy!!!
"Meow means the "woof" in cat.". George Carlin. Artist: Lowell Herrero.
Get 2 comics on a podcast and they will inevitably bring up the good ol' days, referencing either Pryor, Eddie Murphy, or George Carlin
"Houses are piles of stuff with a roof on them." George Carlin quoted on
Almost as bad as George Carlin in the Bill & Ted's Franchise.
Essentially making you choose between Weird Al Yankovic and George Carlin. And why would I want to do that?
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