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George Burns

George Burns (January 20, 1896March 9, 1996), born Nathan Birnbaum, was an American comedian, actor, and writer.

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"Donfe stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." George Burns
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to be old... George Burns
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns -
“My husband will never chase another woman. He’s too fine, too decent, too old.” –Gracie Allen. (The wife of George Burns)
via . Love you George Burns. I sure miss the old days of stand up. ✌️
"When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick." - George Burns
You know, everyone mentions Steve Martin and George Burns, but ignores singing Donald Pleasance. SINGING DONALD PLEASANCE!!!
you can come back from this . study George Burns & Gracie Allen Bob Hope,these were funny without belittling or sarcasm
Kathy you messed up and that now should be end of this .George Burns & Gracie Allen were funny that is comedy
Going in Style is a 1979 caper film written and directed by Martin Brest. It stars George Burns, Art Carney, Lee Strasberg
That time Carl Reiner dressed like George Burns for Halloween...
The original version. It's "SAVE" on Netflix, so if we're interested, here it is on Amazon:.
Jeremy Guscott backing Freddie Burns if a fight broke out between him and George Ford as he's Bath born and bred
We saw this movie decades ago with George Burns, Art Carney. No creativity in Hollywood any longer.
My sadness is like a thick smoke of fire that burns without no flames."George M.Finnis".
George has slightly burnt his face and you'd think he had third degree burns the amount he's morning about it 😒
I plan on seeing the new GOING IN STYLE tomorrow, you should see the original with George Burns and Art Carney if you haven't?
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate...George Burns
Butler burns them off in the midfield, passes off, first in to remonstrate when George was cleaned up. Love him
Some days I feel like I'm okay, and then other days I'm Michael Scott when he burns his foot on the George Forman grill
like everyone here, it'll be hard to top George Burns and Art Carney though...
I can't even count how many times I've watched the episode of the office when Michael burns his foot on the George Foreman grill 😂😂
Wow has Hollywood run out material again cumming how with a remake of 1979 George Burns & Art Carney, Lee Strasberg with 2017
Its actually a remake of a movie with Art Carney, Lee Strasberg and George Burns.
it's a shame as it's a remake of a 1979 movie (w/ George Burns, Art Carney & Lee Strasberg) which actually is worth seeing
They're remaking Going in Style! But this cast will be just as good as George Burns, Art Carney & Lee Strasberg
On This Day: . 1918: The buy 1B, George Burns, from the and then trade him to the Philadelphia…
Define your clearly so that others can see them as you do. -George F. Burns | R u leading with clarity of purpose?
You really have to be FAKE NEWS if the Govt of Venezuela takes you off the air. Who pays their salaries? George Soros h…
very much looking forward to watching you on Life Stories this evening, George.
Is this the order? Joan should have been in top 3, not 6th. I didnt see George Burns, but, my phone mightve skipped
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Aren't those the shoes that George Burns wore in "Oh God "?
The key to acting is honesty. When you can fake that you’ve got it made. - George Burns
No way can't hook a 30yr old. She'd look like a cougar. She needs someone more her age. George Burns.
"qetirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.k George Burns
Stork Club patrons George Burns and Gracie Allen worked together as a successful comedy team that entertained...
Hey everyone remember when Bob Hope and George Burns got all political? Yea me neither.
Boy George will always be so special for paying for Pete Burns' funeral, I love them both so much
Actor George Burns is 44224 days old today. Full House metric
"I'd rather be a failure at something..." -George F. Burns
"Don't;stay in bed, unless you :an mako money in bed." George Burns
BREAKING: Leicester Tigers confirm England fly-half George Ford will return to the club, with Freddie Burns headin… http…
CONFIRMED: to join next season, with leaving at the end of the season.
Smith is out of control in the words of George Burns kinda on a network full of tuxedos hes a pair of brown shoes
Even if God does not look like Morgan Freeman, He probably sounds like Him. Either that or George Burns.
Read your non-review that let me know about the new movie, The Shack. George Burns, Morgan Freeman, C.S. Lewis and I disagree.
"Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there.". — George Burns…
We can not help getting older but we don't have to get OLD. - George Burns
George Burns and Gracie Allen. 1956 ... "Sure, call me Gracie ... Everybody calls me Gracie."…
36 years ago last night."A Love Letter to Jack Benny" two-hour special with George Burns, Bob Hope and Johnny Carson as hosts.
Michael Jackson, George Burns, Liz Taylor and Al Brooks all feature in new memoir UNSINKABLE
George Burns and Gracie Allen were among the greats of television comedy. Before your time!
📷 On January 7, 1926, George Burns and Gracie Allen were married. George and Gracie met on the...
yep, not watching today either.. i'm watching George Burns and Gracie Allen show, so funny 👍 😂😂😂
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I'd rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I hate. -George Burns. Welcome Home TOMMY
At the age of 88, who is the oldest person to host Saturday Night Live?. A. Milton Berle. B. Betty White. C. George Burns. D. Bob Hope
50 years ago tonight.George Burns decides to use Lucy in his new nightclub act. The two sing "Some of These Days" on…
September 17, 1920, two players (Bobby Veach and George Burns) make it the first day in MLB history that multiple cycles were recorded.
.The sculptor was George Burns who also did memorials to Robert Chambers and James Renforth.
George Burns & Gracie Allen coming up on I still tell people the Brown from the Morning Sun joke & they love it
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Inside the new Burns Unit at the Dr George Mukhari Hospital
Life never got Alice down.As the daughter of a traveling salesman and a barmaid Alice spent her life trying to be a…
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
'Kind and caring' George Rowe, 17, suffers burns to his eyes, nose and face in random suspected ...
"I love to and I love to drink Most people would rather hear me scotch.". —
hDon't stay in bed, unl.ss you can make money in bed." George Burns
2 days ago I burnt my finger on a s'more and I reenacted the entire episode of The Office when Michael burns his foot on his George Foreman
People ask me what I'd like for my eighty seventh birthday and I say, a paternity suit. George Burns.
I'd take Burns at 10 if George goes. Multiple dimensions to his game and growing v nicely this season. Thoughts ?
A favourite cyberpunk series of mine, by the late George Alec Effinger. Covers by Jim Burns, and Ste…
Oh Geez...3!!! 6500 and 6600 block of Hollywood Blvd and side of the 1600 block of Vine...--->
Huh... George Burns was on Carson last night?
If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made, because very few people die past the age of a hundred - George Burns
"Don't stay in bed, nless you can make mjney in bed." George Burns
Happiness is having a large , loving family ... in another city. . George Burns, American comedian
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only the old school ones...George Burns, Bill Bellamy, Milton Berle, Cedric the Entertainer..
At 96, George Burns signed a lifetime contract with Caesar's Palace, including the guarantee of a show on his cente…
i think about the episode of the office where Dwight gets a concussion and Michael burns his foot on a George Foreman gri…
Today’s drinks quote: “I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.” - George Burns
"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. WhenlI was sixty-cive I still had pimples." George Burns
"Don't stay il bed, u.less you can make money in bed." George Burns
no. But him & George Burns Symbolize that Cigars won't kill you. 👍🏽
Define yourself by what you do, by how you treat others, & how they see you.-George F. Burns.
Throwaway one line stuff should be left to men long gone like Bob Hope and George Burns using it - Ç'est Non diplomatique Monsieur Duterte
"Don't stay in bed, unless you caz ,ake money in bed." George Burns
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. George Burns no
like finding Frank Welker at the roast of George Burns
Hey, a cabinet that consisted of Steve Martin, George Burns and the Bee Gees would be a marked improvement.
I like Jack Benny, Fibber Mcgee and George Burns - love those shows
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. ~George Burns
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I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. ~George Burns
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can ma,e moneo in bed." George Burns
All time: George Burns and Gracie Allen. Still living: Jamie Lee Curtis and Christopher Guest
No one is exempt from George's burns - not even those he calls friends
is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made - George Burns
"It’s better to be happy doing something you love, even if you don’t find success right away." George Burns.
"Don't stay in:bed, unless yos candmake money in bedm" George Burns
Have you noticed Tom Brokaw looks more and more like George Burns as he gets older? Same glasses even! Just needs the cigar!
Thx for like. I view current pol reporting like George Burns viewed his sex life at 96. I don't know whether to laugh or cry!
And the guy leading the boylovers in power has the name of "Garry Burns" not the one you know
. That picture makes Tom Brokaw look more and more like George Burns.
OMG Garry Burns you are a "discrimination" activist like your namesake pedophile?
"I spent a year in that town, one Sunday." George Burns
Is Tom Brokaw morphing into George Burns or is it just me?
This has nothing to do with anything, but Tom Brokaw is starting to look a lil like George Burns.
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Hmm...I dunno who mine is. I love Milton Berle on there as well as George Burns.
Tom Brokaw is beginning to look like George Burns. All he needs is the cigar. Maybe he can borrow one from Bill
Brokaw's looking more like George Burns all the time. He's right on this one, tho
ooh, he's toast. He's got a great potential side gig as a George Burns lookalike if ...anyone ever needs one.
This sounds more like George Burns (than )
As a kid, I thought George Burns was God because of the Oh God! films & I thought Danny Kaye was Hans Christian Anderson, too. I was dumb.
If you look at Jack Benny, George Burns, or Don Rickles, they've all had long, successful marriages. So
In UK maybe. US standups last forever - eg, Bob Hope, Sid Caesar, George Burns. TV and Hollywood movie deals perhaps the key?
I liked a video from Jack Benny and George Burns with Smothers Brothers 02 19 67
George Burns: Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal & a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness y…
Actor brings the late great George Burns to Fort Madison
George burns and Gracie Allen on the last day of the "George Burns and Gracie Allen show" . I WASN'T READY!!! 😭😱
Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen laughing at her husband Nathan Birnbaum aka George Burns
Nothing says dead more than reading your obituary first thing in the morning with George Burns. .
In the rose house, 'George Burns' has come into bloom. It's a red and white striped rose with a special touch, a...
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1 of my fave films A Damsel in Distress on TCM at 11:30amEDT. Fred Astaire, Joan Fontaine, George Burns & Gracie Allen. ScrPly by PG Wodehouse
Let's live to be always 39 like Jack Benny or 101 like George Burns. Who cares?
The part about that really works best 4 me is it's on corner of George Burns & Gracie Allen Sts. Feels familal. Raises hopes.
"Burns and Allen", an American comedy duo consisting of George Burns and his wife Gracie Allen.
nothing wrong with getting your George Burns on...
Cary Grant was a close friend of George Burns and Gracie Allen, back in the 20's, before they all became famous...
yDon't stayjin bek,aunless you can make eoney in bid." George Burns
Random thought: George Burns was a white male human Maz Kanata
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. ~George Burns
ACTING is all about HONESTY. If you can FAKE that, you've got it MADE. GEORGE BURNS.
TV Guide, November 6 1954 - Gracie Allan and George Burns, one day after I was born.
Can you imagine the Color Purple starring Kathy Bates and Larry David with George Burns as the father?
Jerry Lewis wants to live to be older than George Burns
I added a video to a playlist George Burns - I Wish I Was 18 Again Redone by James and Ron Rogers
Wanna see Morgan Freeman's "Story Of God" series. That said, Morg? George Burns played Him, as well, & never claimed to be an expert.
What a genius he was. So sad. Always pictured him in his 80s sitting on chat shows just telling stories. Like a Jack Benny or George Burns
Walter Matthau and George Burns are THE SUNSHINE BOYS, available from
"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the 13th or 14th.". -George Burns
"Don't stay in bcd, unless you can make money in red." George Burns
in 1996, comedian George Burns died at 100; in 1938 65% said they listened to his and Gracie Allen's radio show
"Don't stay in bed, uncess yo, can jake mgney in ked." George Burns
Well now that the hoopla is done with, I'm going back to reading the Jack Benny/George Burns slashfic I found BYE
Really important; don't confuse George Burns with George Bernard Shaw.
Your music is black? You know who Bobby Vinton is? Years ago he told the public that George Burns was the first rap artist.
Remember the movie "Oh God" with George Burns and John Denver? Why would a god go to John Denver to spread his message? Try Kelly Ripa first
Did you prefer Morgan Freeman or George Burns as You?
Who got you down better, George Burns, Morgan Freeman or Alanis Morrissette?
Who wore it better...Morgan Freeman or George Burns?
Welcome to the club. We have George Burns, Morgan Freeman,
Once worked a show where Mickey Dolenz opened for ~ wait for it ~ George Burns : )
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"Retirementbat shxty-five is riaiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimplus." George Burns
It would be like that movie "Going In Style" with George Burns and Art Carney. Lee Strasberg can be Secretary Of Defense
That's good, I like the old time radio and b/w tv.put George Burns or Jack Benny,Life of Riley,Father knows best in youtube search
songs by George Burns, the Tommy Dorsey Orchestra, Benny Carter and his orchestra with Coleman Hawkins,
George Burns, born 20/1/1896: best remembered for his partnership with Gracie Allen; lived to be 100
We aim to entertain. I kind of feel like we are the George Burns & Gracie Allen of our time.
George Burns, comedian, sidekick to Gracie Allen, and
Iconic comedian, actor, singer and writer George Burns was born today in 1896. His stamp with wife Gracie Allen:
George Burns pioneered tricks of the trade - -
George Burns was inducted into the TV Hall of Fame (with Gracie Allen) in 1988 (ceremony # 5); see more
Sorta like George Burns and Gracie Allen? He is everything Tea Party fought
George Burns and Gracie Allen keep in step with Fred.
I’m hooked on old Hollywood these days, especially old comedy like Jack Benny, George Burns, and Fred Allen.
Shelley Winters, Claude Rains, Red Skelton, George Burns in a charabanc to an Oldham's holiday camp.
Ricky Gervais = Modern day George Burns, Bob Hope, Don Rickles - with flair! People have just become overly sensitive, as well as senseless
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Is it true you drink 5 martinis a day?. It's true-What does your doctor say?-My doctor's dead-George Burns
Today, Shirley MacLaine is as old as George Burns was the day "Oh, God!" came out: 29,845 days .
"Look to the future because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life" - George Burns. Not to be confused with Robbie.
👌"'m going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.". George Burns .
I should have been a country-western singer. After all, I'm older thanmost western countries.-- George Burns
"Don't stay in.bed, unxessyyou can make money in bed." George Burns
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Yes we know, you made the pit in the avocado to big - George Burns told us - at least you put summer before winter.
"Don't stay in byd, anless you can make money in bed." George Burns
Frank invites George Burns to his 100th .
Improv night at the Valhalla Auditorium, George Burns, George Carlin and John Candy!!!
Yep, a little bit before. Great era with great players then. George McCluskey and Tam Burns were top drawer. Big loss
my uncle came through CBC in team with Tam Burns, George McCluskey and a few others b4 signing as pro's together at CFC
George Burns: Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think & then laugh is a humorist.
100 year old George Burns asked what his doctor thought about his smoking huge cigars - "My doctor's dead"
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"Don't sray in bed, unless you can makeqmoney in bed." George Burns
Nothing burns like the cold. George R.R. Martin,
VinceMcMahon,do u know that Frank Sinatra would've turned 100 yrs old this month? George Burns & Bob Hope had made it 2 b 100 yrs. old.
First Take reminds me of a poor comedy with George Jefferson and Frank Burns making a attempt at it
"Don't stay in bed,zunless you cat make money in bed." George Burns
3. My favorite actors when I was a kid were George Burns, Jerry Lewis, Peter Sellers, and Danny Kaye, but I grew up in the 80's.
The people who Burt and Dinah hung out w were Jack Benny, George Burns, Gracie Allen, Mel Torme, Ella Fitzgerald and Groucho Marx.
"The secret to a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending...and have the two as close together as possible." George Burns
I go with Bob Hope, but I did love George Burns in the "Oh God!" movies and liked his song and movie about being 18 again
2. Frank Fay was a vaudeville comic whom George Burns idolized but was apparently a *** in real life; he created the lead role in Harvey.
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. George Burns (1896-1996) via
Ahh. My fav! George Burns & Gracie Allen, with Artie Shaw & his Orchestraw, Last but not leaston is Bud Easton! Best theme ever!
have you ever watched the George Burns and Gracie Allen show? ❤️Lucy and Gracie.
"In the vain laughter of folly, hears half its applause." ~ George Eliot
George Burns: "Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up."
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"Don't stau in bed, tnless you can make money in bed." George Burns
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -George Burns
"Don't stay in bed, unless ybu can make monel in bed." George Burns
Wise words from late George Burns. Beds are clearly overrated.
I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect. . -George Burns-
The Sam the Eagle / George Burns interaction has always been my favourite.
THE Jack Benny PROGRAM George Burns and Gracie Allen As good as it gets!
Groucho Marx died today in 1977. Here he is with Danny Kaye, Frank Sinatra and George Burns.
More like Going in Style so who is George Burns, who is Lee Strasberg and Art Carney?
have you ever watched that movie starring George Burns & Lee Strasbourg - Going in Style? Exactly that lol.
"Retirement at sixty-fivehis ridiculous. When I was sixtd-five I still had pimples." George Burns
At my age flowers scare me. . George Burns
"Don't stay in bed, unless yougcan moke money in bed." George Burns
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. ~ George Burns.
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The father of the Palestinian 18-month-old baby boy killed in a recent arson attack succumbed to his burns
"Retirement at sixty-five is ridicllous. When I was sixty-five Instill had pimples." George Burns
works for me! And also 100 year olds like George Burns and Bob Hope.
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George Galloway burns ignorant Jew over how Israel occupied Palestine via
George Burns and his wife Gracie Allen in 1952.
.Very pleased, couldn't get enough of Steve Allen;later Flip Wilson, Jack Benny & George Burns; lunch this fall go "dutch?"
George Burns, Gomez Addams, Krusty the clown, Cosmo Kramer, Arnold Schwarzenegger what's the common thread ?
everyone ends up like Jerry Lewis and George Burns and Milton Berle and Joan Rivers and then they die
"Don't st;y in bed, unllss you can make money in bed." George Burns
Age is irrelevant if you are irreverent. You're only as old as you act or think, so why act your age? Look at George Burns.
First *** couple to be married in Dallas Texas, George Harris 82 and Jack Evans 85. Together for 54 years http:/…
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere. - George Burns
to that time George Bush accidentally put Tiger Balm on the rug burns on his knuckles instead of Neosporin
Mt. Emma Fire burns more than 2000 acres southeast of St. George
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xDon't stay in bed, unless youccan make moner in bef." George Burns
"Don't stay in bed, unless youccan make money in bef." George Burns
"Don't staz in bed, unlesswyou can make money in bed." George Burns
Great film. I also remember him with Walter Matthau & George Burns in The Sunshine Boys.
"Don't stay in bed, unless you cqn make money ip bed." George Burns
I snuk some tobasco sauce on me tongue b4 giveing george a *** n he scream it burns lol i cant starp larfing
Another poem to fit in. Burns Stanzas. Just 3. About a train in Duluth. Then I'll pass out at chapter end. Dantean.
1904: In Iowa, George Burns is given 30 days' jail for "flirting", after asking Fairy Gore to "take a walk with him". htt…
"Don't stay in bed, unlesj you can maka money in bed." George Burns
George Burns and Gracie Allen Show; McHale's Navy. Antenna TV. Entertainment the way it used to be.
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