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Fig Newton

Newtons are a Nabisco trademarked version of the ancient Newtonian fig roll pastry filled with fig paste.

Fig Newtons Isaac Newton


With Bradford's and Fig Newton's injuries, they Saint pretty much HAVE to keep Ryan Griffin. The question becomes just him or Luke too.
I honestly can't think of anything worse than having to watch Steve Buscemi really take his time with a Fig Newton.
Newton (toy poodle) tried to take a selfie, but he's not very good at it. We now fondly call him Fig…
The MVP Award go to my brother Keyshawn Strickland lookin like Twig-Lightyear 😅😅 But this my Multi-Talented *** brother, *** has no Position his position is ATH (Athlete) he a coo *** *** when he not Posing in front of a mirror lookin the inside of a Fig Newton, *Kevin Durant Voice* "You The Real MVP"
-This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.-
This is the "◼️Jesus cup" It has goldfish, chocolate chips, fig newton bars, *** mini cookies, and applesauce.
Are you ever craving a certain food so intensely but at the same time it sounds really awful? my and fig newton's entire relationship
Big list from a girl who couldnt work out a Mothers day poem this year! If anyone's been sending donation or thinking about it, this just in from Alaura Megan Seidl on the big trail hike. I need to eat quadruple what I planned to stay alive! Feel free to send: Beef jerky, Slim Jims, Nature valley oats n honey or peanut butter crunchy bars, Apples and cinnamon oatmeal, Snickers, Packs of fun size candy bars, Reese's fast break, Pasta sides and/or rice sides, Fig Newtons, Small or average size peanut butter jar (not glass), Nutella, Pepperoni, Tortillas, sour patch kids
"A healthy twist on the classic fig newton cookies, your entire family will love these energy-packed snack bites that are naturally gluten free, vegan and paleo-friendly." ...
I'm beginning to question your logic for questioning my logic... to quell all doubts, I taught Newton and made Fig Newtons soo
I've never been called a fig newton before.
RIP Issac "Fig" Newton. You will be missed greatly.
We need to talk about your cookie situation. You had a fig newton. I oughta slap you. Me to my mom.
Walking down a dark unlit street and got scared by a baby bunny .after i realized it was just a bunny i lured it to me with a fig newton and he let me pet him! cutest thing ever
Apparently you can trade a Prius for a Porsche. Who knew
my dad just yelled at me for eating the last fig Newton.
I was holding my phone and a fig newton and I tried to plug the fig newton into my charger bc I thought it was my phone
Tbt to when Ms. Carlson screamed at Erica for eating a fig newton in the hallway...🙈
For anyone who missed out on the Fig Newton eating contest at our Pub Run on Tuesday, you can relive the bodacious night by watching our video. Special thanks goes out to Newton Running for sponsoring the night along with Lone Tree Brewing Company and Polidori Sausage for creating awesome food and drink. Remember, the first rule about Pub Run is to talk about Pub Run!
Day 3: pop tart and fig newton supply running low but the Gatorade stash is nearly untouched
FARK AND A FIG NEWTON! What is it with people/media/politicians and CRIPPITY CRAP CRAP! Sorry... just have to open the relief valve every now and then... but SERIOUSLY?!?! KEERIiiPES!
should totally work in HR, because he does not give a flying fig newton! So says and I after mucho vodka
Sadly, fig season has been dwindling to an end, and while dried figs may never compare to fresh ones, they’re still quite the treat. Which is why today, I’d like to share this recipe for homemade Fig Newtons (if you’ve never tried them or have no idea what they are, you won’t need to find out after…
So get this a serving size for Fig Newtons is two cookies what the *** who can only eat two Fig Newtons its not possible what is the world coming to
Every time I have a fig newton I expect it to taste so much better than it does but I'm always left disappointed!
Eating last meal of the day (to most people, it's early, but we try not to eat after 6:00pm). Vanilla Greek Yogurt with honey and granola and two Fig Newtons on the side. You know, you just have to keep it all in balance :)
No-Bake Fig Newton Bites {Gluten Free, Vegan & Paleo} Ingredients 3 cups dried figs - hard stems removed 1 cup walnuts halves ¼ cup flax seed meal 1 tablespoon pure vanilla extract ½ teaspoon salt Instructions Place all ingredients in a large food processor and pulse until finely chopped, almost the consistency of sand. This may take 4-5 minutes. Remove blade and put aside. Scoop mixture out one at a time using a small ice cream scoop. Form mixture into balls by rolling in between your hands. Enjoy room temperature or refrigerate in an air-tight container for up to 7 days. Notes Don't be afraid to press the mixture tightly together with your hands when forming balls. As the heat of your hand warms up the mixture, the natural oils in the walnuts will release helping to bind the balls.
Misty Blue and me out on the trail - she also ate Lindseys Fig Newtons !
It makes me a little sad that my first thought upon biting into a Turkish fig is, "Wow, tastes like Fig Newton."
Perfect afternoon snack! I used to love Fig Newtons. Now figs are a favorite snack
Did you know that Fig Newtons were named after the town? Check out the Boston Globe's article about interesting Newton facts!...
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True story: somewhere in the rural South . An old lady cries out ,THEY GOTT'EM BACK THAirr.!!!.Jimmy lee from next door calls out , WHO! She said .DAT BOY.. they shol nuff gon kill'em dead..Jimmy lee hollar YALL GET YALL GOTDAMN *** FROM BACK YOUNDA!!! Then her husband yells out from porch while eating his Fig Newtons..Girdie Mae get back on dis porch and stay out *** folks bidness..as the sound effects grew louder POW, BONG ,KA POW ,DING, UGH UGH!!. To be Continued!!!
I know you can't calculate the area of a fig newton
The fact of the matter is nobody, not one person, knows where we came from and where we go when we take that last final breathe of air. I feel like everything would be so much easier and more peaceful if we just accepted that. There is way too much Religion-vs-Science going on in the world and the “gospel truth” is that NO ONE really knows. It’s ALL theory. If you believe in the Big Bang you are basing that belief on FAITH a.k.a. complete trust or confidence in someone or something. Science can’t flat out PROVE it happened, nor can religion PROVE it didn’t. If you believe God created the planet in 7 days and that thought keeps you warm at night, good for you, but you are basing that on FAITH and ultimately faith is just a feeling, or even something that we learned early on. Everyone thinks they’re right and everyone is probably completely wrong and we’re just spinning around on a tiny blue dot that could collide with another planet at any second and then POOF all remnants of humanity gone fo ...
The South Creek Library has a lot of free, indoor things going on this summer. Most of the Wednesday activities are recommended for school-aged children, but my toddlers enjoyed many of them last summer. There is also a program geared more for preschoolers on Thursdays. We'll try to go to as many possible, and I hope some of you can join us! Wednesdays 11:00-Noon 6/11 - Reptile Discovery 6/18 - Mr. Harley's Kids Concert 6/25 - Wacky Science Lab 7/2 - Sing-a-long with Yehaa Bob 7/9 - Jiggle Man (juggler) 7/16 - Critter Encounters 7/23 - Magic of Glen Foster 7/30 - Life of a Firefighter 8/6 - FIG Newton (Comic & Ed. Juggler) June 12th - Summer Kick-off with Radio Disney at 11 AM. Thursdays 11:00-Noon National Geographic Stories, Arts, & Crafts 6/19 - Wild Pony & Horse 6/26 - Wild Sea Turtle & Manatee 7/3 - Wild Polar Bear 7/10 - Wild Dinosaur 7/17 - Wild Monkey 7/24 - Wild Bat
5 Ingredient No-Bake Fig Newton Bites via my kids favorite to make
{New!} 5 Ingredient No-Bake Fig Newton Bites So good and so easy!
The amount of lightning in this thunderstorm is unreal. This is how I imagine the next Thor movie to start
...Will power is not getting Fig Newtons but still wanting them so bad!...
My fig newton is all grown up 💋 I'm sorry I can't be in NY with you on your birthday. I love you! 👭
Did you know this about the U.S.? STATES AND WHAT THEY ARE FAMOUS FOR (DID YOU EVER IMAGINE?) : ALABAMA .Was the first state to have 9-1-1, started 1968. ALASKA .One out of every 64 people has a pilot's license. ARIZONA .Is the only state in the continental U.S. that does not follow Daylight Savings Time. ARKANSAS .Has the only active diamond mine in the U.S. CALIFORNIA ;.Its economy is so large that if it were a country, it would rank seventh in the entire world. COLORADO .In 1976 it became the only state to turn down the Olympics. CONNECTICUT .The Frisbee was invented here at Yale University DELAWARE .Has more scientists and engineers than any other state. FLORIDA .At 874.3 square miles, Jacksonville is the largest city in the U.S. GEORGIA .It was here, in 1886, that pharmacist John Pemberton made the first vat of Coca-Cola.interesting! HAWAII .Hawaiians live, on average, five years longer than residents of any other state. IDAHO .TV was invented in Rigby , Idaho , in 1922. ILLINOIS .Has a Governor in j ...
I just ate a fig newton, thought you should know it's not that weird
Yeah me, day 1 of my new diet almost over & i didn't cheat yet :) hmmm are Fig Newtons a fruit?
Who knew that Mr. Samuel L Catson would like Fig Newtons?
Pop Quiz: How many ingredients are in a fig newton?
A fat free Fig Newton is basically a fruit, right
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Happy ! You me to just eat a fig newton and run faster. xo
Damned Fig Newtons one week then Pepperoncinis the next! (heck, at least I'm not Pregnant)
This is where I say that I've never once in 32 years had a fig newton, right?
"it's a fig newton of your imagination" - Granny 😂😂😂😂
Sunburned after a 45 minute lunch outside. It's so pathetic at this point
you're darned tootin' I love Fig Newtons . . :)
I don't trust anyone who counts a fig newton among their favorite types of cookies.
It's the summertime & the livin' easy got kid cuddies grillin breezy cool boy chillin jumpin through hoops he shoots fig newton fruityloops!
"This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I DO love Fig Newtons." -ricky bobby
I dont live in a house anymore it could be considered a rainforest at this point its so humid
that place gave me the WORST smelling farts but it was so good
So drew looks at me while he is eating fig Newton. And says I sure do love Fig Newtons. Talladega nights he has this movie memorized
htjmfisherman: ya but what are Hermann’s thoughts on fig Newton’s?  he doesn’t give flying one?
is that the place we ate at before Bloomsburg?
You know what tastes good gold peak raspberry ice tea and Fig Newtons
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Judy had several names. Onion Ring and Fig Newton.
Dodgers 3rd Basemans name is "Chone Figgins",,my mind sees this guy walkin around in his underwear eatin Fig Newtons,
For the past 5 hours, I have had salted cashews and Fig Newtons .-. (But not for 5 hrs straight😐!) Idk y tho.. 😂
The Choco Leibniz is, of course, the greatest rival of the Fig Newton. nealstephenson
There's a man sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gen 🍸
Through 2 days of NFL draft the school with the most drafts is... Notre Dame. Not Bama. Not Ohio State.
I dont wanna see nobody under the age of 65 eating no dsmn Fig Newtons go somewhere with ya old young ***
Nixing arctic zero. Hungry but don't want 2feel full. Faux coffee & 1/4 of a cashew fig carrot bar (like Fig Newton) handy.
Sticking with the theme of the week, I made some Fig Newtons. I’m sure they’re still loaded with sugar and all sorts of crap, but by not being coated in a layer of chocolate, they always seemed like the healthy alternative. I was kind of a weird kid and actually loved Fig Newtons growing up.
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it's not completely horrible, but I don't think you'd like it
Yesterday was the 1st time in a long time that ive had Fig Newtons. Unfortunately my girlfriend wanted to drive like a badass n spill all but 1 of em. That was the end of that
What if Fig Newton's new slogan was "Live Fig. Die Young"? Or, "You Only Fig Once".
Happy Mother's Day to the best mom in the world!! Just watch out if she hands you a sleeve of Fig Newtons! Lol! Love you mom!
Fig Newton was a smart cookie. Ha Ha get it
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Well my dog ate a pound and a half of Fig Newtons... She left me 8. Awww how thoughtful!!! Lol
I have GSC fairies following me :-) every time I think about doing wrong something happens and I have to eat clean:-) I think I want tacos and I can't bring myself to skip my smoothie. I went to buy some Fig Newtons and when I got to the cash register the package looked tampered with so I put them back. Self consciously I guess I have been re-programmed to eat clean
Craving Hawaiian punch and Fig Newtons!
I think I found a new gang of straight boys to hang with. One understands my fig newton struggles, so basically DEAL.
Any newton but a fig newton is a newton for me
Got my PJ"s on,hot coco n,Fig Newtons gonna be a quiet Friday night for me,myself and I.. Good Night ya-all n sleep sweet n embrace your dreams bout peace,compassion and a whole lotta LOVE.
So I'm cheating tonight with a soda and Fig Newtons.
I'm a Fig Newton of your imagination.
thought Isaac Newton was the inventor of Fig Newtons
that's because Albert is a fig newton🌻
Why have a cookie when you could have a fig newton? . To that I say: Why have a fig newton when you could have a shot of Clorox™
With that rent I could just buy your house and have the 5 year at your place
BBQ grill utensils, extension cord, chocolate and Fig Newtons
Don't judge because it's the Friday night after field day, but for dinner I had Tator tots and wine, MEANWHILE, our Baby Harry had a hamburger patty with cheese, a couple of Tator tots, a container of peaches, some applesauce, and a few Fig Newtons. I think my Miguel is gonna need to get another job to feed this boy! The second picture is how he says " I love you"!
Jamie just told me I smell like a fig newton
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My wife thought that "fig newton" was the name of the fruit. I tried to explain to her that it's just a snack made from a fig and i don't think she believes me.
I just ate a whole row of Fig Newtons.made with REAL fruit! Was that a healthy snack? LMBO
Need energy for game this afternoon? Stop by for free sample (while they last) NOW Manuka Honey & Chia Bar-like fig newton, but better
Everyone is always drug testing me.first the NCAA now this job
Jonathan Boss-Hawg Smith your diet fig newton was delivered this morning, its on your desk lol
Congrats 2014 graduates. Now it's time for the post college depression to set in!
Imani left a fig newton in my bag...useful because I was starving.
Got her saved in my phone under fig newton!
Mike Van Hoozen is the only weird *** I've known that liked Fig Newtons as a kid.
If my dog isn't up, I shouldn't be up
Light rain currently Elaine Pierson Riazi Rise & shine bed heads grab your Kellogg go shake & Fig Newton and head out the door.rain and goofing off ya gonna be late
as I sit here alone remembering as a child the good and bad times one person came to mind. his name is Major Moore.he would tell me about his days as a buffalo soldier. all the time eating his favorite snack (Fig Newtons). it had to be Jesus. can't remember the last time I even spoke his name. I love my great uncle. he was also my scout master at Evergreen Baptist Church
Carob Chips & Fig Newtons - posted in Gluten-Free Foods, Products, Shopping & Medications: Does anybody know of any unsweetened non-dairy gluten free carob chips? Thats a product that seems to be somewhat difficult to find. Also, does anybody know of any commercially available gluten free fig newton…
Fig Newton on 2nd base with Manbearpig coming up to bat
I didn't realize how many calories a fig newton has in it..
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With the 45th pick in the 2014 NFL draft the Lions select, Kyle Newton, backup JV quarterback from Davison Michigan.
Fig Newton's were named after Isaac Newton's brother "Fig" who had the apple thing happen to him except with a fig and…
“Fig Newton... No Bueno”. I'm from Newton MA, birthplace of and thems fightin' words.
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person in the world who likes Fig Newtons. Am I really alone in the universe?
Found a fig newton in my bra today not questioning it
Nerds Rope is the king of all candies
No one with a shaved *** has ever voluntarily eaten a fig newton.
Miss Belle today - she was looking for her Fig Newtons and was not disappointed. I also took her favorite flowers to her in a little bunch - Dandelions - and she ate them right up!
I love how the kids get excited about Fig Newtons!
Ate a massive package of Fig Newtons during our day yesterday. ...today= ;)
Wow why would anyone need to eat a fig newton, a dried fig is already a fig newton this is awesome
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Had a wonderful Easter Brunch at Inn Season Cafe with Paul sans large rabbit. then went to visit my brother Ron. I made him a photo album. It brought back memories of his childhood. As he ate his Fig Newtons we looked at photos and remembered friends and family names from the past. He looked at dad's picture and with tears in his eyes said he really misses dad. Other photos brought a smile to his face.Hope everyone had a nice Easter ! ps I really miss not having Easter Baskets around filled with candy I could sneak and eat. ;)
this was great - loved the fig newton account! Takeaway: don't take food from random spectators!
Had one of the best days ever yesterday at Sixflags with Joseph Flanagan and Zane Fig Newton. Glad we're always able to make anything we do an adventure full of laughs and awesome memories(: Love you guys!
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Happy Easter! Lot's of folks are waking up to their new furbabies today. Congratulations to Deedee, Tracey(Gracie), Hurricane, Camellia, Georgia, Sissy, Pandemonium, Bonnie Sue, and Tornado! On foster to adopt are Carlos, Sophie, Hera, Fig Newton, Irony, and Georgie! It was quite a day for our Chihuahuas! REMEMBER, we will not be at Petsmart today. Home eating chocolates today!
you fig me newton?? I does what i can when i cans what i does
911 operator: What's the emergency? . Me: I JUST ATE A FIG NEWTON! . 911 operator: Paramedics are on there way sir. Me: (sobs)
I just created a Kyle Newton Radio and became friends with 5 different Bob's
I have recently made a major decision. Though I am functioning (sometimes just barely tho) and I may appear to be moving forward, I am having a VERY hard time. Not sleeping, crying A LOT and feeling sad. I can't risk falling into real depression (been there, done that). I am scheduled to see my therapist next week. At the end of the day it is my responsibility to take care of myself the best that I can. I know without a doubt that is what Honey Man would want. I had a REALLY GOOD DAY TODAY with my god daughter yet, I am here now (1:45 a.m.) unable to sleep. Already eaten one whole row of strawberry Fig Newtons and on my second cup of "sleepy time" tea. I am 21 lbs lighter than i was in December. Dropped one whole dress size (size 6 now). Anticipating the arrival of my grand baby is pretty much all I have to look forward to right now. It is what is keeping me going. This unborn child is the door that God opened for me when he closed the door on my love story. And so I wait . . ..
I found out tonight that when I get my pig they like a all the things I like...our diet will be the same of Oreos n marshmallows n of course Fig Newtons (fruit fulfillment) lol! This explains the extra 20 lbs on the gut!!!
My son really asked me.hey mom do u know the scientist fig newton...???.lol
So my cat just took a bite of my fig newton..
I knew my cats were a little weird and will eat just about anything… but I have never seen her eyes light up and come running like she just did… over me sitting down with a couple Fig Newtons.
Two things I like that most people don't like: - Raisin Bran Cereal -Fig Newtons
Got er saved in my phone under fig newton
Yoplait yogurt flavor idea: Fig Newton. And it will be called Yo' Figgity
"Fig Newtons where named after a town in Massachusetts, not the scientist!"
just tryna make new friends... Hi I'm kasey newton
The news doesn't give one flying fig newton about some random person on the internet who did nothing wrong
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Newton was a smart cookie. Is that where Fig Newtons come from?
Feet are dry. Scarfing Fig Newtons. Waving bye to Cody and his ohana figuring out now where to eat. Today was 6 and a half hours or so on the water 30.5 miles. omorrow will be even longer. Cheeehoo
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Sun Run Participants! One week left! Here are some nutrition tips for the day before the Sun Run! NUTRITION: LET'S DO THIS WELL FUELED! In these final days leading up to Sun Run Sunday, top up muscle glycogen (energy) stores by eating high carbohydrate meals and snacks. Do this by emphasizing vegetables, fruit, grains and even low fat milk products. Remember our half the plate as vegetables in most meals goal? Keep doing that. Here’s how the final nutritional hours should come together: Saturday night - High-carbohydrate pre-race dinner and snack: Fill half of your plate with high-energy foods like vegetables, pasta, rice, quinoa or potatoes but not carbs alone. If used to eating chickpeas, black beans or other legumes, add them. They make for long- lasting fuel the next day. In this high-carb meal, don’t forget the protein! Accompany the carbs with salmon, chicken, lean beef, chickpeas, tofu or a familiar protein choice. This is not the time to experiment. Eat an evening snack for an extra energy to ...
Getting ready to watch the "Ten Commandments". I use to watch this with my grandparents every Easter eve. Back before there was cable and video. It was an event. Usually with Fudge ripple ice cream and Fig Newtons.
This is highly inappropriate but I do love Fig Newtons!
Adventures in moving: started putting a few items in the kitchen cabinets. A couple items would not go all the way back. Grabbed my many-purpose wooden. thingy... and climbed on it to see what was blocking my boxes. It was a single, individually wrapped fig newton bar. In other news, I think I need a step stool for the kitchen.
No, not really, although I seem like I am. Would that be Olivia Fig-Newton?
I have a death wish today. I just ate red pepper hummus, pita chips, 2 dill pickles, 4 Fig Newtons, and a swig of oj...
Spending too day with the in-laws. Making Easter baskets for the church kids. Empty tombs, jolly rancher cross pops, fig Newton bibles and crown of thorns. Yummy
Am I the only person in the world that likes Fig Newtons or...?
Everyone from Kenton the open house I attended was built by Charles Roser of the Runkle (Johnson) candy factory. The story is he sold the rights to the machine which made the fig Newton for a million dollars. My mother remembers this story. Anyway he built the first subdivision in St Pete including homes, churches and the original hospital and later settled Anna Maria Island. If you are a Kentonite that loves history, touring this neighborhood is a must the next time you are in our area!
22 miles done. Encouraging run- felt much better today than the last time, and could have run more. Thank you to Erin Sullivan Mullane, who suggested the Gatorade chewies- not bad! Also tried eating Fig Newtons to break up all of the sweetness- also good! Legs feel pretty good considering. Hopeful for a day like today on marathon day!
I don't trust anyone who's favorite cookie is a fig newton
Ninja Boy just devoured 3 PB&J's, a banana, an applesauce cup, 3 Fig Newtons, and a bottle of water. Growth spurt maybe? ;)
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Is this just a fig newton of your hallucination? Giddyup...burp.
I don't care how 'certain', 'sure', 'confident' you are, evolution is a fig newton of the imagination.
Which is worse...burning up inside or allergies. Walking my dogs every *** time I turn around or dying for some Fig Newtons? I need a tissue and some ice cream.
"I was reading a Fig Newtons label -- I was trying to see if it was OK to eat them. Everything looked pretty good, the fat content and everything. So I'm thinking I could eat these. I looked at the serving size: two cookies. Who the *** eats two cookies? I eat Fig Newtons by the sleeve. Two sleeves is a serving size." - Brian Regan
Day 2 the crew is getting restless and tired following a prolonged squawk. Some one is getting into the supplies 4 Fig Newtons are missing and 8 ounces of milk may have to lock em up.
I want to loose 5lbs so I can eat a sleeve of Fig Newtons. Goodnight.
"You tore me apart" if you were a Fig Newton, there would be no problem
After this story Ill never eat a fig newton again.
Nashville to Chattanooga drive keeps getting longer and longer
Cute fig newton and fruit roll up bibles that my mom made!
Whoever invented the fig newton u crazy for this one
I've eaten the strangest things today. People keep walking by with good and I keep taking it. Now having a Fig Newton.
Man, I haven't had a Fig Newton in forever. 🙇
Life is not what one has lived, but rather what one remembers, and how one remembers it to recount it. - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
that would be our good friend sir Isaac Newton. Who of course is also the inventor of the popular fig newton as well.
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The rest of the office starts the day with coffee. Howie works the red ball filled with a fig newton
Did the movies ever mention if it tasted good? I remember it just lasts long. Maybe I need a fig newton second breakfast.
No meat = Fig Newton breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Help.
It's a fig newton of your imagination
In other news, I made fig newton pierogi only they could be better than fog newtons. And I have a lot of fig filling left over so...
Shoutout to Massachusetts: Home of the first fig newton, Dunkin Donuts, and subway system (goatees are illegal here) ht…
You're like a fig newton, you're alright but meh
i miss you and your fig newton obsession BBY COME BACK TO MY LIFEEE 💕💕💕
I cannot stand when people get worked up about nothing like can't you just be a little relaxed?
How am I supposed to be ok with sitting in school again after this trip?
Fig Newton Sticker. It's dangerous, but I really do love Fig Newtons.
Omg I just had a fig Newton for the first time in 20 years and they're so good
In the past 24 hours I've eaten just three oreos and a fig newton
I could go for a Fig Newton right about now
How do you even put a Fig Newton into a food category? # notacookie
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Homemade Fig NewtonsPosted on May 8, 2013 by Melissa KingBefore we cleaned up our diet, Fig Newtons were a big staple around here. We all know how Fig Newtons are often touted as a healthy cookie option for kids. So when I read the label for my Fig Newton Exposed post, I was disgusted at all the n...
Dear Fig Newtons, We... we need to talk. I'm really sorry, but I'm breaking up with you.
I have a fig newton craving right now. I don't know why...
Fun fact about me- my favorite cookie is the fig newton- I try to use them as currency, no one appreciates this about me.
I'm awfully depressed right now. I'm in my room in bed watching westerns and eating Fig Newtons. I've been on a crying jag tonight. I feel all alone.
Fig Newtons will be my worst enemy this camp! 😂😂 May 30th! BADABOOM
Nate is the most amazing man in the world! He just came home with 3 different kinds of chips ahoy cookies and a pack of Fig Newtons my favorite :) could my life get any better !
And booms goes the dynamite.lol..Fig Newtons are good ..like a light
Y'all I have the best customers I got a whole box of little Debbie and fig Newton today wonder what that means lol
Alright imma send u nudes anyways what's your snapchat? — Figgy_newton ;)
Finally made it home from hospitals and I am tired, ate a few Fig Newtons and a glass of milk for supper. Now to settle back and watch a little golf.
So like is a fig newton supposed to pass as a cookie¿
Cam newton should have an endorsement deal with Fig Newtons
Yooo this fig newton over here sipping red wine like his wrist broke
dad is trying to make me eat a fig newton because he doesn't wanna be a fatty alone...he says I'll be jealous of his "fig newton body"
Malleya is acting like we are at a theme Park, she got a balloon, oreos, fig Newton, and juice now she has a graham ***
OH MY GOD I don't know how I have lived so long without these. Organic dried black mission figs from whole foods. No added sugar or preservatives. Tastes like a fig newton but a thousand times better. I bought them yesterday and have been trying so hard to pace myself but the container is almost gone. Seriously dying.
Fig Newtons have done more for figs than anyone has ever done for Isaac Newton.
Hold up... If you think about Fig Newtons while eating a nutri grain bar it is basically like you are eating a lengthy fig newton.
If you're craving a cookie: go for a whole grain fig newton instead of huge m&m cookie, it's a healthy version of a cookie and it's so good😍
Pretty random but a fig newton sounds really good right now
Last night as I sat reading the paper before retiring for the evening, I took a few Fig Newtons and with wild abandon I put them in the toaster oven and very lightly toasted them. Yes. Ps they all laughed at Christopher Columbus.
1 12 pack of toilet paper, 4 movie theatre candies, 2 bags of chex mix, notebooks, Fig Newtons, Pringles, and my good ole 2 lb bag of sour patch kids. All under $6!!(:
Literally bouncing off the walls after eating this. It tastes like a fig newton. I could run 6 marathons
This window sticker is dangerous but I do love Fig Newtons.
I bought Fig Newtons today.. weird.
with my baby girl My John, my Kristen, my lil fig newton, always there for me. Come home soon.
So, yesterday bug & i had a lazy day watched a movie in bed while snacking on some Fig Newtons. He fell asleep so i put him in his pack and play & went downstairs. I go to check on him and all i can hear is plastic crunching. Momma stupidly left the Fig Newtons on the nightstand & hunter on his tippy toes got them down (and yepp his pack & play is dropped all the way down bc hes learned how to get out of any chair, swing, and bc how quick he moves & crawls now). Needless to say- bugman looked like sully from monsters with purple chunks all over the place, lol!
Feeling not 2 Good ! Think i ate to many Fig Newtons bars with my coffee! blah... :P
I workout but my eating habits are horrible sometimes.alot of the times, I know they are.I mean who eats 4 packs of Fig Newtons...sometimes I wonder why I'm a size 2 lol
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"Not by bread alone does man live. If I were hungry, and I were abandoned on the street, I would not ask a loaf but half a loaf and a book." ~ Federico García Lorca Be sure to check out more delectable treats masquerading as books at my blog post, including fig newton books on a library cart ~ Book (2003) by Péter Alpár
Fig Newton serving sizes are 2 cookies. Oreos are 2-3.
Sitting in traffic and loving me some Fig Newtons
Morning everyone armor on proverb read got all projects done yesterday I know Hunter Dixon is glad of that fun day ahead with family wish Brittany Dixon could be here don't worry britt I'll save you a fig Newton lol Every one have a blessed day
Recipe! These Fig Newton Knockoffs are a reader favorite and one of mine, too!
Recipe Time! This Fig Newton Knockoff recipe is a reader favorite and one of my…
Perfect! Neither am I...I'm a figment of your imagination.or a fig Newton...I can't decide
Already one of those days a really just dont give a Flying Fig Newton.
I was sleeping on a fig newton all night.
It's just a fig newton of your imagination
My weather app is saying there's 0mph wind outside and it feels like 55 degrees, somehow I find that just a little bit inaccurate
What kind of sick joke is MD playing on us, with the weather we've had to tomorrow where its going to feel like 16 degrees for practice
To the guy who smells like ketchup and armpit working out next to.. Go to ***
indirect to user Albert Prigodich . date me fig newton🗿🌚
""She's from Muslim" -she's deff Indian she's from Muslim
gotta keep you up to date on why this world is messed up. Because mom doesn't anymore
Apparently is feeling the need to give me a crash course on serial killers right now.
I made an obscure joke based on old Fig newton's marketing campaigns & nobody got it
A fig newton or a is similar to a fig roll. If you enjoy a fig roll u would definitely enjoy fig...
Enjoy this creepy vintage Fig Newton commercial, courtesy of
u know when u put on a coat u haven't worn in a while & u find a 20 in the pocket? Just happened to me, only it was a fig newton, not money.
If you aint sweatin, you're not doing it right
It’s more than a Newton! Karla Stocki CEO, Calif Fig Advisory Board explains to on
Not Steve Smith he is the panthers fig Newton ain't shyt with out him
Someone asked who my favorite idol was. I answered Billy
If you give a mouse a fig newton, chances are he'll look at you and be like *** is this
Gonna rock my stonehill football purple short shorts to the gym. I hope everyone here likes them as much as the football team
It might be a fig newton of my imagination …
I ate a fig newton thinking it was the last one but then I looked down and saw there was another one in my bag.
"I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FIG NEWTON!..." I love this man! (Pastor ricklgodwin, Summit Christian Center,…
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but I'm just gonna be waking up! . A cigarette and a fig newton bar for me pal
That boys about as gangsta as a fig newton 😂😂😂 this show!
Today my science teacher tried to convince everyone in my class that Isaac Newton's real name was Fig
Why do normally rational people deny that the Fig Newton is the greatest cookie on the planet?
Reeses puffs are good at any time of the day under any circumstances
"alert we've got a two fig newton eater!" "How many did he have?!"
Isaac Newton's favorite type of cookie is Fig Newtons
Dude gave me a fig newton at work. Faith in humanity restored.
Brian Eno and Neko Case are opening for Fig Newton tonight at the Hollywood Bowling alley. Event hosted by ME-ouch and SATAN CLAWS. Joshua Neyman
Its also International Hot & Spicy Food Day so go have your favorite and then eat the Fig Newton
Today is Peach Melba day Tue is Hot Pastrami sandwich day 15th is Strawberry Ice Cream day 16th is Fig Newton day AND HOT and SPICY Food day (hot sauce anyone?) 17th is Hot Buttered Rum day (only one day?) 18th is Gourmet Coffee day (Cafe Palmira here I come) 19th is Popcorn day (try it with a little hot sauce on top!)
Cam Newton looked more like a Fig Newton
November 20, 2013 Women I'm addicted to: I went to bed last night totally resolute in the fact that I would never watch or read another news item, commentary or puerile attempt at laugh seeking satire if it centered on the country's largest city's mayor. This morning, coffee in hand, I flicked on the screen and there it was - my first dilemma of the day. It wasn't the Toronto Star's headline; it was the name in the byline that had me. At this point I should tell you, that like the big guy at Toronto's city hall I too have an addiction. I can never seem to walk away from an article when the by line includes one of the names of my trusted trio. Are they always right? Probably not. Do I agree with them? Of course - why else would I read them? Rosie DiMano's summation of the past week's TV appearances by the Fords was well stated. And from Heather Mallick and I quote, "If I were tangled up in a scary spaghetti of my own lies — and Mayor Rob Ford is — I wouldn’t need a Fig Newton and a blankie for comfor ...
ELA: We are continuing our ARGUMENTATIVE essays. Please ask your student to read their essay aloud to you sometime this week! Task Thursday Pronoun Quiz Friday We are also studying: Interrogative Pronouns and Relative Pronouns An interrogative pronoun is used in a question. It helps to ask about something. The interrogative pronouns are what, which, who, whom, and compound words ending in "ever," such as whatever, whichever, whoever, and whomever. What on earth is that? Who ate the last Fig Newton? An interrogative pronoun may look like an interrogative adjective, but it is used differently in a sentence: it acts as a pronoun, taking the place of a noun. Who = a person -- Who are you? - Where = a place -- Where are you from? - When = time -- When was Malia Obama born? - How : How many = number -- How many pupils are in the classe? How well = capacity -- How well can you tapdance? How old = age -- How old are you? How often = frequency ... How ... How ... - Why = a reason ... A relative pronoun introduces ...
Me: *noming on a Fig Newton* You think the apple filled Newtons are called Isaac Newstons? Sam: No, they're called Johnny Newtons. Me: That doesn't make sense. *commence argument about Johnny Appleseed and a wikipedia search 15 minutes later to prove that we were both wrong*
Things that make you go...Hm!.Why do the keys on a drive-up ATM machine have Braille on them? Why do gas furnaces have to be vented to the outside and gas stoves don't? Who or what are Fig Newton cookies named after? :) :) :)
The moment when you fold a Fig Newton in half, and then unfold it back to its original shape and it looks as if nothing happened.CREPE!!!
My husband is officially rechristened the Cookie Monster! Out of a whole bag of Fig Newton thin cookies that he bought this afternoon, I only got 2 1/2 and the rest are already gone!
New generation- my kids do not know these names - Twinkie, Ding Dong, Zinger, Snowball, *** *** and Fig Newton! They know kale though!!
So, you've just watched your baseball team suffer through another loss while getting no hits, what'll you do? I suggest it's time to belly up to the bar and eat a Fig Newton or two.
I can't eat a Fig Newton without thinking of the last time I saw B.B. King, at the time we were both staying at the same hotel in NYC, we both just happen to get up early & take a walk albeit not far from the Hotel, down to a little deli/store around the corner from the Ed Sullivan theatre..we're standing in line & he starts talking about the price of Fig Newtons, how outrageous they are these days at five dollars a package... We shared a tiny round table, he ate his cookies, I drank my coffee, listened, & we watched NY wake up & go to work. -BL
Is it wrong that I find Crystal Newton irresistible now that she is married. She's always been hot as hades but she knows how to work it now... I want to be loved in a Newton Sammich and I ain't talkin no Fig Newton either... rawr
LOL...I just Googled Becky Newton. I think I may resemble a Fig Newton, more than I do, Becky Newton.but thanks for the nearsighted compliment just the same.
A fresh fig plucked straight from the tree make a Fig Newton akin to eating wet cardboard with a little syrup.
Issac Newton witnesses an apple fall to the ground and figures out that the moon is constantly falling towards the Earth, but due to the gravity of the Earth, is in constant orbit. Discovers gravity. Then, to prove his theory, he invents calculus... All before the age of 26. Meanwhile, i'm wondering whats inside a Fig Newton.
I ate my first fresh figs today. Up to now, my only experience with a fig has been the Fig Newton. The fresh figs were good, but not as good as the Fig Newtons.
A few years back a company named ViaSat bought a small fledgling satellite internet company named Wildblue. Before the merger, the Wildblue home base was in Colorado and they provided pretty decent internet service to those of us who choose to live a quieter life style in the rural areas.so Wildblue over sold their service the speeds kept getting slower...now, due to the fact that launching another satellite costs millions (maybe billions now) a bunch of "twinks" from sunny Cal called ViaSat bought Wildblue and now the service is even worse than before.and we all know that the "twinkie" lifestyle in California is very expensive , what with all the HIV meds and the Medicinal Marajuana.so they pressure us into upgrading by cranking down our speed and feigning equipment malfunction on our end, when in truth, the little runny nosed brats just want more money for their extravagant lifestyles and they can get away with it because the Almighty Government doesn't give a flying Fig Newton and ALL utility based co ...
Right, so. When I was little girl in Louisiana, we had a fig tree in our backyard. A portion of that tree visited our neighbors property where he, one Mr. Guidry, plucked those figs and jarred jam upon occasion. We, of course, were thrilled on the days we received a jar... of fig jam... made from our tree. Well, every time I have a Fig Newton, I reminisce of those days. And that tree. Figs. The fruit of my youth.
"Isaac Newton, the father of calculus, was also the father of the Fig Newton...GOTCHA! just kidding guys he's not...maybe"
Scott just gave Einstein a Fig Newton and I couldn't help but think how much Einstein sounded like Bobo smakin' away on that thing! And just when I thought he might be done . . .he continued to use his 4 inch tongue to lick all around his mouth for another 5 minutes! I don't think it's cute, just sayin'! (Maybe a little cute, cause its my puppy-love, but equally as annoying!)
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Faithfully and Fruitfully Luke 13:1-9     Let’s be honest, this reading from Luke is confusing at best.   It begins with a question about a tragedy and ends with a parable that makes us think Jesus doesn’t like Fig Newton's. But even though the context may have changed over the years, the questions that this passage raises, our questions about why things happen, remain the same. When tragedy strikes we want to know why and when our faith forces us to not only ask why, but to ask what now, we don’t always know how to ground ourselves or what tomorrow may bring.   I want to be an optimists, but how do we look out into our world and not shiver remembering what happened at an elementary school in Newtown moments after parents left their children at the front door believing that this day that will now live on in infamy was not be like any other that came before it? How do we not ask why in the face of a world where Amish school children were ambushed in Lancaster, PA, where Sikhs were attacked in Wis ...
Where the adventurers impersonate Imperial Navy officers to rescue the family of an alien orphan.   Based on Carl and Kay's notes from the game on Sunday, the 9th of February 2013.   Location: Imperial Research Station Gamma, Vanegen, Rhylanor Subsector Imperial Date: 003-1103   As told by Fig Newton and Kipenzi Momoh of the Skylark 2.     "With cruelty and oppression it is everybody's business to interfere when they see it" - Anna Sewell, Black Beauty     That, as much as a basic lack of common sense, was what got us into an Imperial Research Facility, having flown down through a no-fly zone to impersonate Imperial Naval personnel.   And now, the rest of the story...   003-1103  about 0600       We left off with Kipenzi and Leon in the upper level of the research station, looking for someone to talk to.  They did not have long to wait.  With the sound of a motor and a metal clink as a railing opened up, a robot appeared out of the central service shaft and addressed them.       The ro ...
AU should plant fig trees and grow'em another Newton.
Sitting here at the laundry watching all these clothes spin but can't stop wondering how in the fly fig newton did i get here.
I hear all these new commercials for weight loss pills... Get off your lazy *** and do some jumping jacks
If you guys haven't had a Fig Newton in a while, you should. They are delicious.
"I'm gonna write about that guy... Fig Newton" -
That was not Fig Newtons worthy. v.V
After a day of house clleaning I deserve a cup of coffee.
When I made the choice of not spending close to thirty bucks for my food and Dom food at the movie theatre. Instead I went to cvs and got two bottles of flavored water $.88 each, two backs of cookies 1 Lorene and one fig newton at $2.50 buy one get one free and two packs of orange gummy slices at $.88. So spending under $15.00
A man in a visor (backwards or otherwise) who isn't playing volleyball or golf is a problem. Thoughts?
All I've eaten today is pizza, oranges, and a fig newton.
Is Sarah and Fig dated we could call them Fig Newton
I am rediscovering the deliciousness that is a Fig Newton...and can't decide if I feel like a child or a senior citizen.
I just thought they where invented by someone's named Fig Newton...
It's been almost 50years but I still can't eat Fig Newtons My brother jerry had grossed me out He stuck his finger in his ear pulled it out (i didn't see him put the filling of a fig newton on his finger) He said wow looks like fig newton and ate it . Now I gross out my kids/grandkids with same trick then say hey I think we have Fig Newtons and offer them some saying now I know where the filling comes from lol. Thanks jerry because of your wicked sense of humor I've bee. Able to torture generations of kids .
It was a good time at the Roxy Theatre worshipping last night. Heard some great music, saw some good friends and had some REALLY GREAT!! conversation. (you know who you are. :) )
Someone take our phones away when were drunk!
thought of U the other day. I had a fig newton craving that nearly made me commit a crime. I had 2 have several, so dang good!!
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it's a *** fig newton. Give the kid 15 Reese's cups and then we can talk about too much sugar.
the answer is no - 1 fig newton did not make him sick unless it was food poisoning. Blaming it on the sugar content is silly.
I am sick. Got the flu. Feel like death eating a fig Newton..
I am the only person on the internet googling "can feeding your 15 month old one fig newton make him projectile vomit" apparently.
The boy puked twice yesterday, apparently. It's being blamed on my having fed him a single Fig Newton in the morning and the sugar content.
I don't think I've ever eaten a fig except for in newton form
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