Felix Unger (or Ungar) was one of the principal characters in Neil Simon's play The Odd Couple. Felix was portrayed in the original Broadway production of the play by Art Carney, in the film by Jack Lemmon, and in the television series by Tony Randall.
My Felix Unger-ish nightmare scenario has been resolved for the evening. (Yes, I'm the Felix.) That's all I'll say. Calm has resumed.
Biden comparing Cuomo to Lincoln brings to mind Felix Unger on Password. "It's a known fact that Lincoln loved mayonnaise."
Listening to Girl Power pop on the way to w/ Misheard title; not actually from FELIX UNGER GAMES.
New card post: Ask (with a cameo appearance by Felix Unger)
remember Felix Unger's explanation of assume? lol Have a great day!
In The Odd Couple I think one of the Pigeon Sisters asks Felix Unger that when he says he's a news writer.
an odd couple? Which one of you is the Felix Unger THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
So today tuesday sept 16 I was fishing on the nechako in between the hart hi way and carney street bridge. I usually bring my dog with me and he sniffs around and chills out, says hi to other dogs and people. Always comes back. At 7:15 pm I looked back cause I was planning on leaving at 7:30, he was chilling out in the grass. At 7:30 i packed up and he was gone. I walked down the bank and another dog owner said he was just there playing with his dog. While I was fishing there was a family skipping rocks and they left exactly when Felix went missing. I'm thinking he ran up to say hi and because he didn't have a collar on they thought he was lost and took him. I walked the whole area for four hours and I can't find him. He's about 55lbs. Looks like a black lab cross. Has a bunch of gray on his face and paws. His name is Felix Unger. He's a rescue I've had for almost 9 years and I want him back. If it was a misunderstanding thats alright. Reward is offered.
F.U.? Felix Unger? ;) (I keed) I know YOU can sing,saw you sing as Bobby Darin) Sorry I won't be able to see this concert! :(
Funny, Felix Unger's nasal whine is exactly the same sound as Fran Drescher's ***
"Took me 2 months to realize F.U. meant Felix Unger"
A winner never quits and a quitter never wins! (Felix Unger- the Odd Couple). YNWA
Today I will be wearing a Felix Unger shirt and an Oscar Madison cap.
I think Felix Unger would work great as a turtle! Thanks for your RT, Jynksie!
"Behind every stupid user, there is a "stupider" security professional". Also Felix Unger (yes!).
Guess Cochran is going to have to fight it out with Felix Unger now.
Doesn't matter who they face. They would have a hard time against Felix Unger these days.
Felix Unger was the pioneer name that paved the way for Francis Urquhart and Francis Underwood.
That is so weird! I've never seen a baby do that, even my kid who is Felix Unger. Maybe he'll do your cleaning for you!
I imagine it'll be like The Odd Couple, except with two Oscar Madisons and no Felix Unger.
Felix Unger has just moved in to my staff room.
...'We are all out of cornflakes.' . -F.U. . Took me 3 hours to figure out that F.U. was Felix Unger!" .
hey, it's a known fact that Lincoln loved mayonnaise! - Felix Unger on "Password"
reputation. Not your years of your grotesque appearance or your awkward social graces. Or that Felix Unger-ish way you clear your
So I should soak my headphones in hand Sanitizer? Luckily I'm not Adrien Monk...or Felix Unger.
When over, Vincent Kartheiser should play Felix Unger. In, like, everything.
Throwback Thursday. Steve's Jamaica High graduation in Forest Park, Kew Gardens, NY, June 27, 1967. After graduation was over we changed our clothes and hopped aboard the train to Shea Stadium to see the Mets play the Pirates. It was before the game that the famous "triple play" scene of "The Odd Couple" movie was filmed. The Pirates hit into a TP but sportswriter Oscar Madison (Walter Matthau) missed it because he was taking a phone call from his roommate Felix Unger (Jack Lemmon) regarding dinner plans.
Finish the next line from the theme song On November 13th Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence _
Is it even possible to narrow this show down to a favorite line? I don't think I could ever possibly do it. What are some of your all-time favorites? I'd like to start with: "We are all out of corn flakes F.U. It took me 20 minutes to figure out F.U. meant Felix Unger!"
Newton Community Theatre Production Alert: The Odd Couple By Neil Simon Directed by Jamie Grout Production: May 30, 31 at 7:30 PM June 5, 6 at 7:30 PM * June 7 at 2:00 PM This classic comedy opens as a group of the guys assembled for cards in the apartment of divorced Oscar Madison. And if the mess is any indication, it’s no wonder that his wife left him. Late to arrive is Felix Unger who has just been separated from his wife. Fastidious, depressed and none too tense, Felix seems suicidal, but as the action unfolds Oscar becomes the one with murder on his mind when the clean-freak and the slob ultimately decide to room together with hilarious results as The Odd Couple is born. * Note that June 7 is a Saturday afternoon because of class reunions in the evening. Tickets are $12.00 or adults and $10.00 for ages 18 and younger. Call (641) 792-1230 for reservations. The box office is staffed weekdays from 11:00 am - 1:00 pm and 6:30-8:00 pm, and one hour before each show. CAST Speed – Mike McKenna Mur ...
How about adding Odd Couple? I loved that show. I call Stuart from The Exes the modern day Felix Unger.
This guy should play Felix Unger in the "Odd Couple" reboot with Matthew Perry.
Somewhere between Tony Randall's Felix Unger and Gilda Ratner's bottom lip-chewing invalid is how I look in the kitchen trying to cook.
For those of you who are old enough to remember The Odd Couple, I have officially turned into Felix Unger-honk honk!
your the female Felix Unger lol.. Sorry hun!
I think the perfect Felix Unger would be Jim Parson from the Big Bang Theory
Jay Leno says he and David Letterman should do “The Sunshine Boys” on Broadway. I’d rather see them do “The Odd Couple.” Felix Unger clears sinuses, Oscar Madison eats large, mayonnaise-laden sandwich without bread. Yes, I would pay money to see them.
Can Murray deal a poker hand before the next election? Will Vinnie make it home to his wife in time? Can Roy survive the toxic environment of Oscar's apartment? Is Speed nice to anybody? More importantly, can Felix Unger and Oscar Madison coexist? These answers, plus two Gorgeous English Roses, can be seen at the Cary Arts Center tonight at 7:30. The Odd Couple is here!
on the "Odd Couple"1972, Felix Ungers wife just had a baby --- I realized that 'baby' is now 42 ! holy-shmoli !
I just realized that my birthday is the same day Felix Unger's wife asked him to leave... November 13.
OMG, yes. Like when Felix Unger had his watch in the shop!
Felix Unger had a phrase for the John Kerrys of this world: Owa Tana Siam
Ha! I've got a Bohemian here where his tool box is organized to the point where Felix Unger would blush! :D
Erik Purscell won this weeks trivia prize. The correct answer is The Odd Couple. Tony Randal as Felix Unger and...
I loved Walter Matthau's performance in the film. "It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Unger!".
CC sitcom Felix Unger reveals assumptions; Sgt Friday demands just the facts
So excited and happy for Olivia McKeith. She has been cast as "Olive" in FHSs rendition of "The Odd Couple (Female Version)". If anyone is familiar with The Odd Couple, Olive is the female version of Oscar Madison, the slovenly, sports writer bachelor who is offset by Felix Unger, his OCD neat freak friend. As a kid I loved this sitcom and can't wait to see our kids on the stage. It's going to be fun!
Sharing a phone like the Odd Couple - who is Felix Unger and Who is Oscar Madison
This just in: CBS to reboot Odd Couple. Matthew Perry to play slob Oscar Madison, re-imagined as a *** zombie and Joey Lawrence to play Felix Unger, an OCD ultra conservative vampire.
Ha. To me, John and Sherlock are like Felix Unger and Oscar Madison.
I have a good balance of Oscar Madison and Felix Unger in me. I like organization and neatness but am also relaxed and sloppy at times.
.I'm being punished for timezones, the Oscar Madison to the technology professional's Felix Unger.
I may have to put the remote down .. I just saw Felix Unger clean up the bar cart that Capt Kirk knocked over when he saw Ralph Kramden on the planes wing
Matthew Perry is writing and executive producing a TV remake of "The Odd Couple" with himself as Oscar Madison. Auditioning for the role of Felix Unger are hundreds of actors hoping it will propel them to a spot on “Dancing With The Stars.”
will buy it, for now. Matthew Perry as Oscar Madison and Paul Rudd as Felix Unger would be pretty legit.
I have felix unger sitting next to me..wiping his keyboard down with his Lysol dienfectant towel..dusing the screen off..get over yourself dude...
After a lifetime of being Oscar Madison, I'm trying to transform myself into Felix Unger. This is exhausting.
I wish my area was cleaned on a daily basis or when they know that I'm back in the Throne they take care of the little odds and ends just for me. ( did I just have a diva moment). Those of you who know me knows my alter ego is Felix Unger. I don't like chips I don't like tips, snot rags or whatever cleanliness is next to godliness.
Felix Unger once said "Sorry does not feed the admiral's cat". So there you go.
Timeline Learn about the memorable moments in the evolution of Leif Garrett * CHILDHOOD "Born on November 8, 1961." "In 1971 Garrett received a cheque in the mail incorrectly addressed to a ""Leif Garrett""." "After Garrett and his mother undertook research on the name, they found that the name ""Garrett"" held connotations of strength, so the name stuck." "Garrett’s more notable performances include: the breakthrough role of Jimmy Henderson in Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969); the protagonist’s son Mike Pusser from the Walking Tall movies (1973, 1975, 1977) and the recurring role of Zack Russell on the ABC TV series Family. Leif also played the role of Leonard Unger, the son of Felix Unger (Tony Randall), on the ABC series The Odd Couple, a part that previously was played by Willie Aames." * TEENAGE "In the fall of 1975, Garrett, at fourteen, appeared in the role of Endy Karras in a 12-week CBS drama series Three for the Road, with Alex Rocco as his father, Peter Karras, and Vincent Van Patten as his ...
"Sorry doesn't feed the admiral's cat" - Felix Unger.oh, so some people really did lose their coverage??? A rather lame apology.
Hey Tim McGraw... Felix Unger called, he wants his pants back.
Ode to a Skyscraper by Felix Unger Born of the rubble that lies there Nurtured through snow and through rain By men whose only companions Are derrick, and shovel, and crane. Center for great institutions Place where conglomerates grow Yet home for the little cigar shop With the candies all in a row. Seven-seven-seven they will call you. Towards heaven, heaven, heaven you will soar. Only God can make a tree, I will grant you But only man can make a 40th floor.
It's your inner Felix Unger talking to you.
you make an *** out of you n me - felix unger to Oscar Madison In a courtroom !!!
I'm so gonna eat chili for brunch. This is what I do best. Live like I'm Felix Unger in an 80's metal band.
Rachel and I are watching the original Odd Couple!' Love it!! "It took me two weeks to figure out that F.U. Stood for Felix Unger!" Classic must see movie!
I'm searching for my purple plad polyester pants- the "Felix Unger Collection by FW Woolworth"
Tell me that Jon Cryer wouldn't be the perfect Felix Unger,and I"m thinking Kevin James as Oscar Madison .
Felix Unger: The man puts his ketchup on his salad. . Oscar Madison: So? I like ketchup. It's like tomato wine. - The Odd Couple.
- This was The Odd Couple I remember as a child. Jack Klugman as Oscar Madison and Tony Randall as Felix Unger. Also on the program were a pre-Happy Days Al Molinaro as Oscar's poker playing buddy Murray the Cop and pre-Laverne & Shirley Penny Marshall, who played Oscar's secretary Myrna. Oscar's ex-wife was portrayed by Klugman's real life wife Brett Somers of Match Game fame. - My favorite episode was the one where Felix was a contestant and Oscar a panelist on "Password" hosted by Allen Ludden. Ludden's wife Betty White was a panelist on the opposing team.
Felix Unger. Signs all his notes to Oscar F.U. It confuses Oscar and is the catalyst of their separation.
I get to be Felix Unger in a tv commercial tomorrow. I'm pretty happy about that.
Felix Unger's pants are awesome. I miss the 70s.
And I must confess, I tend to be a bit of an Oscar Madison at times -- wish I were more of a Felix Unger, tbh.
Oscar & Felix spar over socks in The Felix Unger Games
I believe Felix Unger said it first!! BIG FAN!!! True backbone of group!! Please follow me!! :-)
Tony Randall is already working on his Felix Unger character.
watching the Odd Couple & thinking that Jack Klugman looks & acts like my DAd...missing him this week...Father's Day...would've bought him a golf shirt.& watching Felix Unger...reminds me of Alyssa Daly's Mom!!! We used to share hotel rooms when we went to conventions..Michele Erhardt Daly was a neat freak & I was a pig pen!!! Yep, I love this show!
Television has entertained us for decades with their more than extreme characterization of people who have obsessive compulsive personality disorder. First, there was Felix Unger, the anxious, perfectionistic, and above-board neurotic character played...
my missus is italian so, molten lava, due to the Felix Unger to Sorrentino. A bit of a surprise I must say.
Just cleaned the house...I have Felix Unger issues
felix unger just called betty white old in this odd couple episode from 40 YEARS AGO.
My husband is a clean freak & I am so grateful. My boys decided to "slam" him last night for his particular ways & called him Danny Tanner (from Full House). :)
Is it possible, Felix Unger is Sheldon Cooper's father?
Yep, and I can recite the info of The Odd Couple too. On Nov 13th Felix Unger was asked to...LOL
We had no A/C since last night. Electricians were working all day creating dust. My worst nightmare - heat and dust. I wilted. Finally A/C is working. My sweet Felix Unger pulled out the vacuum cleaner and did what he does best- vacuum. Yes ladies, he is taken.
If I've learned a single thing in my 48 years on this earth it is a phrase coined by the late Tony Randall as Felix Unger; NEVER assume because you will make an *** out of u AND me! Sorry folks but I just gotta blow off a little steam!
Omg today was a legit nightmare i got so sick and passed out. Just woke up feeling better. I cant wait to get checked out tuesday
which one of you would be Felix Unger?
I know where MW got the title. Felix Unger, "It's not too far from ad men to mad men."
What a great line never over stay your welcome or you will never be welcome to stay over FELIX UNGER!
I like when Kory is home, and bored.he cleans my kitchen from top to bottom. Now, if I could only get him to work on my closets!
Does anybody have a football trivia question they would like to ask me?
For IPOs and mergers, Rich Unger is far more fastidious than Felix via
.If you want immaculate home w/ kids you either need to be a Felix Unger or have resources to give them separate playspaces.
We've got a cast for The Odd Couple! You are gonna love it!
I’m not sure who’s Oscar Madison and who is Felix Unger…
VIDEO: Meet Rich Unger > For IPOs and mergers, he is way more fastidious than Felix
For IPOs and Rich Unger is way more fastidious than Felix $IPO
Felix \f(e)-lix\ as a boy's name is pronounced FEEL-iks. It is of Latin origin, and the meaning of Felix is "happy, fortunate". Biblical: Roman procurator of Judea during Paul's time, a wily politician. The name of three popes and numerous saints. Feliciano is a Spanish and Italian form. Linked in America with cartoon character Felix the Cat, and Felix Unger from "The Odd Couple". American physicist Felix Bloch.
I want to go back to work in construction it's easier than housework! I've been trying to keep busy for the last two weeks. I was up at 5am cleaning my refrigerator out, I wash the garbage can, I even vacuumed the vacuum lol.
This kinda sums social media up in a few words...lol
The Unger Games: like Felix Unger from the Odd Couple, you survive only to clean after slobs (spouse, lover, child, pet, & roomie)!!! May the Oddcouple be forever in your favor...
I want an app that changes the focus of my phone according to the current pollen count. Achoo.
Had an allergic reaction to something yesterday after noon. Eyes were swollen shut, throat swelled. I think we narrowed down to Bee Pollen I took after lunch, or just something out in yard. Eyes still swollen this am. Time for benedryl. Hoping that will help so I can function better today!
New movie idea: The Unger Games. Where felix unger tries to kill Oscar Madison in their apt.
The guy on CNN just said when you are seeking cover from a tornado and are hiding out in the closet, make sure you're not under the shelf where your bowling ball is. I'm sorry, I know tornadoes are horrific but that was funny.
Even the most bland work area reflects the personality of its inhabitant. Here is the first of an occasional look at how successful people make use of their office space.
Cat Hair Cat hair on the bedspread, Cat hair on the chair. Cat hair in the casserole, Cat hair EVERYWHERE Cat hair on my best coat, Even on the mouse! You live and eat and breathe cat hair, When cats live in your house. author unknown
I finally figured out what my problem is... I'm the odd couple... Felix Unger and Oscar Madison All rolled into one.
Tony Randall (February 26, 1920 – May 17, 2004) was an American actor, comic, producer and director, known for his role as Felix Unger in the television adaptation of Neil Simon's play, The Odd Couple. Randall was a frequent guest on The Tonight Show St
Trying to muster the energy to empty dishwasher and clean kitchen.
NEVER ASSUME , who other then me first learned the break down an joke about assuming from "Felix Unger ' ? .
To celebrate Hellman's centennial birthday, owner Unilever is launching a marketing campaign to drum up attention for the country's top-selling mayonnaise, whose formula remains almost the same as it was a century ago. Media spending is undisclosed, but it's the largest ever campaign for the brand.
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One of my favorite shows...My Dad and eye watched every night...This picture is Ralph as The Chef of The Future...Good times
On "The Odd Couple" I just heard Felix tell Oscar to "stuff his sorries in a sack". And all this time I thought that line was from "Seinfeld".
I'm glad we signed Felix... that guy always killed the Eagles. I'm thinking kick returner.
Because, as Felix Unger would say, when you assume, you make an "Aout of "U" and "ME"
This weekend I will be performing in The Odd Couple, Female Version as Florence Unger (Felix the fussy, clean one). My family is probably laughing at THAT thought!
Ready for Trivia Tuesday? What were the names of Felix and Oscar's Dads?
7 foot skateboard. Made at 9 oclock at night. Safety second.hehe
Honeys new hobby, a 1962 Studebaker Gran Turismo GT Hawk has arrived after a trip from Minnesota, the car carrier parked at the end of our driveway yesterday at noon. Four hours later it was parked safely in our garage. WHY DID IT TAKE FOUR HOURS, YOU ASK? ~~~ The driver, while backing it off the top tier, went off the track and it was stuck. With the aid of a large construction crane from the neighboring town, it was then decided to pack up and take the whole truck and gear back to their headquarters where they used their big fork lift, and the poor olde vehicle was freed from it's prison! Many beers were shared and prayers all around for what those men went thru on a hot, very humid afternoon! ~~~ I sure hope Jesus comes to get us before H.B. decides he wants another one!!!
GRANDMA I know you always LOVED to CLEAN and would close the KITCHEN at 10 PM . THIS MORNING for so many hours I thought of you and made sure my LITTLE KITCHEN was spotless . I am no FELIX UNGER at all but this MORNING I was !
So ...What's the most neurotic character on TV? My vote goes to George Costanza. Second place is Major Frank Burns.
As an early "Mothers Day" present, my hubby did a massive house cleaning today (as he calls it "A Felix Unger!" I love my husband!
Felix Unger reminds me so much of Dr. Niles Crane! Laugh out loud funny!
Chief Justice Felix Unger always makes no sense when he gets upset
Remember what Felix Unger said about making assumptions
DVR'd Jimmy Kimmel. Neurotic clean thing shades of Sheldon Cooper and Felix Unger? Enjoy the OC.
Sadly, a place where *** come to do business, this one thinks a 'memento' is OK. A Felix Unger is in order. F.U.
The only two Oscars I care about are Felix Unger's roommate and the one that lives in a trash can.
I feel like Felix Unger just poured his heart out to me about his wife and kids. ::bawling:: (I'm not sad, I'm just moved by music)
Cleaning my garage. I feel like Felix Unger when he tried to clean Oscars room. Now separating the edibles from the non-edibles.
Another MUST BE RECOGNIZED TV cop! Murray Greshler, NYPD pal of Felix Unger and Oscar Madison on the "Odd Couple"!!
Heh. Felix Unger, for one. But women also do get to play the Angel In The House card in these disputes.
Still looking for that Felix Unger Oscar Madison odd couple kinda buddy movie script.
Laughing out loud tonight at Felix Unger. Tony Randall = underappreciated comic genius. Thanks,
so: Tony Randall's "Felix Unger" is the sitcom grandfather of the Big Bang's Sheldon.
"We are all out of cornflakes, FU. It took me ten minutes to work out 'FU' meant 'Felix Unger'..."
Here's something I find interesting: Jack Lemmon (movie Felix Unger) and Jack Klugman (TV Oscar Madison) both were in "In Days of Wine and Roses". Does anyone know if Tony Randall (TV Felix Unger) and Walter Matthau (movie Oscar Madison) ever did a movie together?
BORN ON THIS DAY Jackie Gleason was born on February 26, 1916, in Brooklyn, New York. He was the host of television's "Cavalcade of Stars," where he introduced Ralph Kramden, before landing his own showcase with "The Jackie Gleason Show." In 1955, "The Honeymooners" was spun off into standalone series. Later Gleason had a series of memorable film roles, including in "The Hustler" with Paul Newman. He died in 1987. - Singer-songwriter Johnny Cash was born February 26, 1932, in Kingsland, Arkansas. In 1950, Cash joined the Air Force and trained in Texas where he met his first wife. After his service and discharge, he formed a band and landed a record deal. By the early 1960s, he was a musical superstar. In 1967, he married June Carter. He recorded his last track of his final album a week before his death in 2003. - TV audiences may best remember Tony Randall as buttoned-up Felix Unger in the popular show The Odd Couple, which ran from 1970 to 1975. Randall enjoyed an extensive TV career that included regula ...
This is a reminder for our friends in Sandpoint and for anyone in the area who would like to audition!! Auditions for Neil Simon's "The Odd Couple" Auditions for 6 men and 2 women to perform in Neil Simon's "The Odd Couple" will be held Tuesday, February 5th, from 6pm-730pm, in the auditorium (3rd floor) of the Sandpoint Events Center. This classic of American theatre opens with a group of guys sitting around a table in the smoky apartment of the complete slob and divorced sportswriter, Oscar Madison. Late to this “guys” night is Felix Unger, who thinks nothing but the worst when his wife throws him out wanting a divorce. The only way Oscar can keep his ultra clean-freak, neurotic friend, Felix, sane is to have him move into the apartment. With these two complete opposite roommates, humorous tension brings out the best in both of them. Simon won the Tony Award in 1965 for Best Author and “The Odd Couple” a nominee for Best Play. The original cast included the late actor Walter Matthau as Oscar who ...
I have a player on my GOT game named Felix Unger??? WTH??
not since Felix Unger and Jack Klugman has television been ravaged by such indelible coupling as Crane & Shore ; chapeau
My LOVELY ex wife always said I was a combination of Archie Bunker and Felix Unger! A. Bunker for President.
TV Land remembers Jack Klugman. Jack was best known as Felix Unger's sloppy roommate Oscar Madison in the The Odd...
Another New Year thought: Felix Unger used to spend NY's Day doing his taxes, while Oscar Madison was hung over. But alimony is deductable!
I sound and feel like Felix Unger, but look like Oscar Madison. I hate sinus infections. Not how I intended to start 2013.
Before Joe and Mika, there was the original Couple of Felix Unger and Oscar Madison. RIP
Odd Couple" Actor Klugman Dead At 90 (Northridge, CA) -- The other half of TV's "Odd Couple" is dead. Jack Klugman, who became known to millions of TV viewers as unkempt slob Oscar Madison, has passed away at the age of 90. Klugman's attorney announced the actor died peacefully at his Southern California home with his wife by his side. Klugman starred as Madison opposite Tony Randall's neat-freak character Felix Unger in "The Odd Couple" in the 1970s. He won two Emmy Awards for his performance. Randall passed away in 2004. Klugman had worked small parts on a number of TV shows beginning in the 1950s before he ended up on "The Odd Couple." He later starred as L.A. County medical examiner Quincy in "Quincy, M.E." Klugman also performed in several Broadway productions, including the original "Odd Couple" production as a replacement for Walter Matthau. His film career included playing Juror Number Five in "12 Angry Men." Klugman was the last surviving actor to play a juror in the 1957 classic. Copyright ...
...made modern PUAs look like Felix Unger.
A"Felix Unger" help...:) (10 packing tips every traveler should know -
She is an Oscar Madison type that needs a Felix Unger type to keep her in line.
When arguing with a liberal why do so many sign off as Felix Unger?
If you turned on the TV during the 1970′s, it might have been hard to miss child and teen actor Willie Aames. He originated the roll of Leonard Unger, son of Felix Unger on TV’s The O...
I'm sick and tired of the stories that you always tell Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well See, you're the largest liar that was ever created You and Pinocchio are probably related Full of criss-crossed fingers, you lie all the time Your tongue should be embarrassed, you're a threat to mankind You lied about the lies that you lied about You even lied to your aunt when you went down south You lied, and a body builder kicked your butt If you was in Egypt you'd lie to King Tut You claim to do things no one could achieve You said you did things Ripley's wouldn't believe Giant Jabber-Jaw, biggest liar I ever saw You said you got a mansion, you don't got half a floor Professor of Super Lies, you can lecture at my school You said you liked Felix Unger, sat down at the dinner table and drooled Your story's so remarkable, it shouldn't be revealed You said you had a Benz, you don't got four wheels You fantasize and lie about things you don't have You speak of limousines, You can't afford a cab Said you slap ...
OK, this is really mean of me, and there is no way I come out of this looking like anything other than the kind of fussy, petty pedant that even Niles Crane or Felix Unger would cringe at. But people keep posting pictures of cute things with the caption "Awe!" And this is incorrect. "Awe" is an emotion that is expressed when seeing an ocean or The Grand Canyon or Hoover Dam or a mushroom cloud or the galaxy... or an image in an electron microscope... something overwhelming. Awe is an emotion felt when you are amazed, beyond words, at the magnificence of human achievement or the wonderment of existence... or are having a breath-taking sense of transcendence. So "awe" is not applied to a baby bunny. For that, you want the interjection: "Awww!"
Flashback Friday: Actor Tony Randall (ctr), who played Felix Unger in TV's "The Odd Couple," at FDU in 1980
Striped Bass Still Biting Time for Trout The coupling was as odd as Felix Unger and Oscar Madison, but somehow it worked.
Felix Unger, Sgt. Schultz, and Sheldon Cooper, if I have to limit my list to 3.
Is it just me, or does any one else think that Felix Unger could have been Sheldon Cooper's biologic father?
And if the win the World Series, that would be the ultimate Davey Johnson F-U to Fred Wilpon.[F-U does not stand for Felix Unger]
On this date in 1970: the TV version of "The Odd Couple" debuts on ABC. Based on the stage play by Neil Simon (and subsequent hit film), the show starred Tony Randall and Jack Klugman as Felix Unger and Oscar Madison, two divorced men sharing a Manhattan apartment. Friends since childhood (or the Army or Jury Duty - the show was inconsistent on this), the two were polar opposites - Felix was neat and tidy while Oscar was sloppy and casual. The series ran for 114 episodes over five seasons.
Felix Unger and Oscar Madison, which are you? I am so the Felix type, could not live with a slob. *Jack Klugman, Oscar, is 90 years old.
Don LaGreca is Oscar Madison. Michael Kay is Felix Unger. Oscar was always the common man.
he's like Felix Unger with the fidgeting
"Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive" quoted by Felix Unger
Call me old fashioned, but I remember back when Oscar and Felix used to play the Unger Games.
At least know I'm Felix Unger. And I'm OK with that.
And when Ewen hides and is fidgety and nervous, he's like Tony Randall's Felix Unger.
This Liberty Mutual Insurance commercial has stolen the theme song form The Odd Couple. That's just wrong, says my inner Felix Unger.
Horror film pitch - Felix Unger-singleton menaces new roommate w/ hairdryer after rain inadvertantly falls on window curtains ...
I now have a better appreciation of Felix Unger. My age group will know what I am talking about. Left for home Friday morning set the car alarm off at 7:30 in the parking lot and tried to get back in the hotel and the card key would not work. Now I am sure there is an APB out on me in the state of Wisconsin for disturbing the peace. Or maybe they call it a BOLA (Be on the lookout alert).
That's a level of efficiency that would make Felix Unger ashamed.
" 'We're out of eggs. FU.' It took me two hours to realize FU stood for Felix Unger." "IT DOESN'T!"
had a roommate with OCD long before we called it OCD. We called her "Felix Unger." Super picky about neatness.
Good weed and music on a beautiful Saturday morning be putting ya boi in Felix Unger mode.
Since apparently I will not be getting much sleep tonight (excuse me; this morning.) I might as well vent awhile. I consider that fair warning, so you can stop reading now if you want. First off, I will admit I am a pet owner. And on top of that, anyone who knows me can tell you I'm more Oscar Madison than Felix Unger. My apologies to those not old enough to get that reference. My point is, if you come in my home and it is not smelling like a rose garden, feel free to tell me. I realize every home has its own "unique" smell, and when you live in it you are so used to it, you don't notice it. But when your job dictates that you have to go to patient's homes and set-up, deliver, or trouble-shoot respiratory equipment, and you walk into a house that literally takes your breath away, and you find yourself having to concentrate all your efforts to not retch because you know if you do it once it will only lead to a severe case of the dry heaves. There are about three of those little weenie dogs running aro ...
I got my first born male child living with Me for awhile, Bob. Sort of like Oscar Madison and Felix Unger. I'm Felix, He's Oscar.lol, It's good to have a Roomie!
Okay, who is the most annoying roommate? Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang Theory, or Felix Unger from the Odd Couple? Inquiring minds want to know!
The Odfather. Michael Corleone and Felix Unger move in together.
Sheldon Cooper from ''The Big Bang Theory'' could so easily be a long lost relative of Felix Unger from ''The Odd Couple''.
If they remade the Odd Couple TV show, I don't think there's anyone better than Jim Parsons to play Felix Unger. Who's the best guy to cast as Oscar Madison?
Pat Sajak will be starring in CT Rep Theatre's The Odd Couple as Felix Unger. Ill buy a vowel, not a ticket.
ART CARNEY was the original Felix Unger on Broadway w/unknown Walter Matthau but by time THE ODD COUPLE filmed Matthau was Oscar winner
Tony Randall as Felix Unger coaching Penny Marshall as Myrna Turner to get her boyfriend Sheldn back. Part of Season 5 episode, "The Rain in Spain Falls Main...
Brad Gilbert you did NOT make a Adrian Ungur/Felix Unger joke. You are one million years old.
would make a fantastic Tony Randall-as-Felix Unger.
Biography:Tony Randall [VHS]: A look at the affable actor beloved for playing the fussy Felix Unger on TV's "Th...
Pete Campbell has continued to devolve into a total yuck-mister! What the heck?! He has the perfect life and is behaving like a total gross-ball/Felix Unger looking creep. Is someone gonna fall down that elevator shaft?
My sinisus are acting up because of all this pollen,I feel like Felix Unger,lol. I thought Tony Randall was hilarious.So how yall are?
is looking forward to making some music with Philip Seymour Hoffman and Felix Unger this evening.
Based on the Broadway play by Neil Simon, this tells the story of two mismatched friends, Felix Unger and Oscar Madison. Felix is a neat, tidy, and healthy n...
Meg Griffin: I can't believe this is happening to me! I can never go back to school again! Stewie Griffin: Oh, yes, Meg. Yes-yes-yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not you years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces, or that Felix Unger-ish way you clear your sinuses. No, no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight. I love Family Guy XD
Friend: Let's do an Odd Couple reboot called the Felix Unger games. Me: Sounds like a rip-off of Tony Randall Royale.
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