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Elvis Andrus

Elvis Augusto Andrus Torres (born August 26, 1988, in Maracay, Venezuela) is a Major League Baseball shortstop for the Texas Rangers.

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Ran into Elvis Andrus of the at the state fair yesterday. It was the highlight of my day 😄
new post: Texas Rangers Off Season Review: The Infield: Adrian Beltre and Elvis Andrus were the glue that held...
Oct. 20, 2011: Texas Rangers Ian Kinsler and Elvis Andrus score in the 9th to even the World Series with a Game 2 2-1 win vs. the Cardinals.
New Rangers manager sees a slimmer Elvis Andrus, who vows to play at his ...
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Rangers’ Elvis Andrus Losing Weight This Off-Season: Elvis Andrus of the Texas Rangers has approached the off-...
Elvis Andrus has lost 10 pounds, plans to lose 10 more
Rangers' Elvis Andrus losing weight: Andrus said he's already lost 10 pounds since the end of the year, and is...
BTW, Elvis Andrus was at presser. Looked slim. Told he's already lost 10 pounds and has 10 to go. Fraley will have more later on.
I want to make fun of Elvis Andrus for using are instead of our but he knows at least 2 languages and I don't.
Rangers players Elvis Andrus, Shin-Soo Choo and Derek Holland all on hand for Jeff Banister press conference
Shin-Soo Choo, Derek Holland, Elvis Andrus are players in the interview room.
Elvis Andrus & Derek Holland attending new manager Jeff Banister press conference.
Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland are at the Jeff Banister press conference.
My waiter at Mi Cocina just got soo excited because he thought my real dad was Elvis Andrus. He asked him all quiet and politely. 😂
was it easy to get steroids in Texas? Elvis Andrus can't hit!
unlimited calling, voip, phone service
Elvis Andrus is only entering his age-26 season in 2015.
I'm gonna miss Adrian Beltre and Elvis Andrus more than anything this winter.
Dyson not having much luck. Dejevu Elvis Andrus 2014.
How much for Aoki in the open market? 3yrs 17ish? Would like the to investigate. & talk to texas about Elvis Andrus
Cashman one posible trade could be Elvis Andrus and Neftali Feliz , Re-Sign Headley if not Sign Sandoval
Cashman Make a trade Elvis Andrus and Neftali Feliz , this Way got strong Young arm and a good SS for long time
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The Rangers really should look at what they can get for Elvis Andrus this offseason
Mike Napoli of Boston Red Sox tells former Texas Rangers teammate Elvis Andrus that he should shave h
Elvis Andrus diving stop and glove flip in the nick of time (x-post /r/baseballgifs)
And yet, he's going to make less than Elvis Andrus next year. I don't see what the advantage is/was signing this late in the season.
pry a stretch. daniels gave elvis andrus 8 years, $120 mil on the way to ruining the rangers. middle of the road SSs aren't cheap!
Carl Crawford for Elvis Andrus who says no
I feel you. I'm 2 months older than Elvis Andrus. He's played in 2 World Series. My baseball dreams are done.
I met Elvis Andrus from the Texas Rangers at work today!
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Especially without the shenanigans of Elvis Andrus.
ICYMI: cards for Elvis Andrus in red and blue.
we traded Elvis Andrus, Matt Harrison, Neftali Feliz, and Jarrod Saltalmacchia all in the same trade
Congrats to Team Zack Patrol for winning the most recent Elvis Andrus baseball give away! You never know if and...
I've been saying for years that the Texas Rangers need to trade for Matt Kemp. Dodgers can take Elvis Andrus. 😈
I just spoke to Elvis Andrus on the phone!!! 😎
and how Elvis andrus hits for power against us
Was that Mike Trout or Elvis Andrus trying to steal 2nd base?
I just played softball against Elvis Andrus
I will say this about the Rangers...IF THEY DO NOT GET RID OF ELVIS ANDRUS I WILL SCREAM!!! HE IS AWFUL!
Well, JRam by himself saved about as many runs in 2 months as Elvis Andrus would over a full season. Which is batty.
Always a good night when you see Elvis Andrus at work. How can you go wrong with that?
are any of you Spanish speakers willing to help me become Mexican long enough to write a 100 word paper about Elvis Andrus
Listening to the MLB playoffs on the radio because I don't have any power. Basically, I'm Elvis Andrus.
Oakland trades BC 1 (2015) and Luis Valbuena to Compton for Elvis Andrus and Compton 6 (2017).
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and texas wants Elvis Andrus off their hands, because they have profar and odor, and granderson would thrive in arlington.
The next picture was him decking Elvis Andrus lol.
Joke’s on you, Calcaterra: all the Rangers’ money is tied up in Prince Fielder, Shin Soo-Choo and Elvis Andrus!
yup he is. Won't fill 3rd base but I hear Jose Reyes and Elvis Andrus might be on trading block. Would be nice middle infielders
Wishful thinking but Jose Reyes or Elvis Andrus on the A's would be nice!
First glance I though Gregor Blanco was Elvis Andrus and I kind of had a freak out/happy moment..
Rollins lost a step too. Jays might want to get rid of Jose Reyes. Rangers might wanna get rid of Elvis Andrus. Both good!
This NY writer says Elvis Andrus too expensive for Yankees? Is that good or bad?
was thinking Elvis Andrus makes that out
Remember when people thought Elvis Andrus was fast?
The last successful steal of home in the postseason was by the Rangers' Elvis Andrus in Gm 2 of 2010 LCS.
Just had a conversation with Elvis Andrus and I didn't even know who he was until he told me he played for the rangers 😂😬 oops
I was wrong about Elvis Andrus, though. 84 wRC+. Vomit.
Elvis Andrus went 2-for-4 in Sunday's season finale against the Athletics.
Yeah. You're an *** Elvis Andrus is better. You won't see this though.
at this point, I'd take Royce Clayton over Elvis Andrus
Infield single for Elvis Andrus. 1 on 1 out.
The best thing about this offseason is not having to hear the name Elvis Andrus
Elvis Andrus leads off the bottom of the 4th with a single for the Rangers
A leadoff hit from Elvis Andrus for in bottom/3
When Andrus' walk up comes on I'm just like okay Elvis
Omar was one of the best defensive players no doubt..even at his age today I'll take him over Elvis Andrus lmao
But thank you Elvis Andrus for throwing us 2 balls.
challenge call that Elvis Andrus was safe at 2B in the 3rd. Call overturned, runner out:
Elvis Andrus 1-2 on steal tries tonight. Pads AL lead in caught-stealings. Up to 15.
Another Elvis Andrus single, another Elvis Andrus steal of second. Bob Melvin out to check on this one, too.
RBI single by Rougned Odor scores Elvis Andrus after singles and steal. Adrian Beltre singles and lead 2-1
fast to counter Josh Donaldson solo homer with Elvis Andrus single, steal, run on Roughed Odor single. 1-1 in first.
Elvis Andrus stole second. Runner on second with one out and Rougned Odor at the plate.
Now I think we will go after 3 shortstops. I think we could go after Hanley, Tulo or maybe make a deal for Elvis Andrus.
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Lol, no, Elvis Andrus will never be the Yankees shortstop.
Elvis Andrus: No more fun and games with Adrian Beltre
Elvis Andrus went 0-for-4 in a losing effort against the Athletics on Friday.
Thanks Elvis Andrus and "Mr. Benji" Molina. You made my first Rangers game!
Me too. Must be Elvis Andrus that the spam bots are picking up on.
Can't even be mad at Elvis Andrus, that was a great catch.
Elvis Andrus with running over the shoulder jump and catch to end third. Big out.
Another pop fly with men on to end inning for At least Elvis Andrus had to make a running diving catch this time on Jed Lowrie.
shortstop Elvis Andrus at the dish.
Leonys Martin stole second. Runner on second with none out and Elvis Andrus at the plate.
Rangers should explore options with Elvis Andrus, pitching to contend in ’15
Elvis Andrus is only 25, Martin is 26, Feliz is 26 too.. Darvish young enough to build around..
tex, 3, With Alex Rios batting, Sonny Gray picks off Elvis Andrus at 1st on throw to Brandon Moss.
Am I an *** if I mention that someone like Elvis Andrus would have made that play without a dive?
when I saw his stats, I laughed at Elvis.. I mean Andrus is slightly worse.. I want to forget this season
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I dropped Elvis Andrus incase you care. Feel like his offensive production is bad when entire rangers roster is out for the year
Alexi Ramirez, Ben Zobrist, Asdrubel Cabrera, Xander Bogarts, Elvis Andrus, I think all them are having better seasons
Elvis Andrus should be in the home run derby
Chris Berman and Joe Mauer in the same booth? Got room for Elvis Andrus or Obama too?
Kevin millar: what's up with you and the guy to your left at shortstop Elvis andrus?. Adrian Beltre: well he's annoying 😂😂
Prediction I'd like to be wrong on: On this day in 2015, Elvis Andrus is wearing a New York Mets jersey.
Just saw Elvis Andrus at DFW Airport. May have creamed in my panties
at the break: 38-57; w/ Elvis Andrus & Ron Washington VIDEO interviews. VIEW:
Meanwhile in Arlington, Elvis Andrus' shart-filled season continues.
When was the last time Elvis Andrus got a hit... ? Jeez
tex, 3, Adrian Beltre grounds out, second baseman Howie Kendrick to first baseman Efren Navarro. Elvis Andrus scores. Alex Rios to 3rd.
Andrus exits game with minor ankle injury .. Rangers MLB
tex, 3, Elvis Andrus walks. Adam Rosales to 3rd. Daniel Robertson to 2nd.
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Elvis Andrus makes bold move for AL lead in caught-stealings by being picked off first. He has 9 caught stealings.
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Awesome play by Howie Kendrick running down Elvis Andrus and getting the out to limit the damage. ⚾️👏👏.
tex, 1, With Jake Smolinski batting, Elvis Andrus picked off and caught stealing 2nd base, pitcher Tyler Skaggs to first baseman Efren Navar
lol. It's an "action figure" of Elvis Andrus, shortstop for the Texas Rangers. It was a giveaway thing at a game I attended.
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tex, 1, Elvis Andrus singles on a ground ball to second baseman Howie Kendrick. Daniel Robertson to 3rd.
Jimmy Rollins for Elvis Andrus, Matt Adams for a [sic] minor player, and it's from a Rangers fan.
Elvis Andrus shouldn't be allowed to have a beard..that thing is ugly
Elvis Andrus collects a pair of hits and an RBI as Rangers fall to Angels, 7-3. Recap:
The Rangers fell, 7-3, to the Angels. Elvis Andrus stole 2 bases and went 2 for 4 in a losing effort.
Elvis Andrus is an okay shortstop, I guess.
Wow, incredible play by Elvis Andrus. Not a slow runner going up the line either.
Mike Morin Elvis Andrus. two down and 1 on in the 7th, 7-2 Angels.
Jun 20, AB 4: Mike Trout grounds out, shortstop Elvis Andrus to first baseman Brad Snyder.
any time Elvis Andrus & Adrian Beltre are on screen together and something funny doesn't happen I get sad
plus with Leonys Martin and Elvis Andrus you can't do much. They're good at stealing, really good
Texas strikes on an RBI from Elvis Andrus that extends his hitting streak to 10 games. He then steals his second base tonight.
MLB: Rangers 1 Angels 0 -- 3rd Inning. Elvis Andrus drives in Leonys Martin to get the Rangers on the board.
Elvis Andrus' 2-out single scores Leonys Martin who walked, stole second and went to 3rd on a wild pitch.
Elvis Andrus has so much fun. Hard to hate that cat.
Omar mentioned Alcides Escobar, Elvis Andrus and J.J. Hardy as 3 guys he likes watching play shortstop. Surprised no mention of Andrelton.
Ray, should I trade Jimmy Rollins and Mike Napoli for Elvis Andrus. Not a keeper league.
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Billy Butler has a lower ISO than Elvis Andrus
Rangers Rumors: Texas getting calls on Adrian Beltre, Elvis Andrus, two others: If there was every a way to de...
The have already received trade inquiries on Adrian Beltre, Elvis Andrus, Alex Rios, and Joakim Soria, according to
a thought experiment: If you were the Rangers and had no SS, spitball a package of prospects you'd trade for Elvis Andrus.
if Miller can't maintain a .760 OPS or around there, he'd be valuable. If he can do like Elvis Andrus & steal 20 plus
Jon Heyman writes Texas is getting inquiries from teams interested in acquiring some of their veterans
Have Elvis Andrus and Alcides Escobar at SS in keeper. Trade one? If so, who is better keeper? Thanks Ray.
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Had a great time at the game tonight, now Noah really has a whole new perspective on a few players , he was 5 feet away from Elvis Andrus tried to get him to sign his bat , Elvis turned walked away like he was stupid, after just saying his prayers for the night Noah said when i become a professional athlete I'm never going to be like that to anyone .I told him when i was younger i got Nolan Ryan, pudge Rodriguez, Kelly gruber, Ruben Sierra , Steve buchelle, autographs among others and they were great, Noah is a beast in his sports at 8 years old and end of the night he was very upset over this , it's just not like it used to be .cold world
cle, 1, Michael Brantley grounds out, shortstop Elvis Andrus to first baseman Mitch Moreland.
The Rangers jumped on Orioles starter Chris Tillman early tonight. In the bottom of the 1rst Inning Mitch Moreland singled home two runs for a 2-0 lead. In the bottom of the 2nd inning Texas added three more runs on a Michael Choice two run Homer and a RBI single by Elvis Andrus for a 5-0 lead after two innings. But as we all know from the first two games the Birds have some sticks in their lineup. In the top of the 3rd inning Baltimore started the comeback with a two run Homer by Nick Markakis off of Texas starter Colby Lewis to narrow the Twxas lead to 5-2. In the Top of the 5th inning the Birds erased the early deficit completely by scoring three runs on a two run double by Adam Jones and a Chris Davis RBI single to tie the score at 5-5. But unlike the first two games Texas responded late by scoring the runs in the bottom of the 7th inning to take a 8-5 lead. Andrus reached on a fielding error by Oriole SS J Hardy. Then Alex Rios and Chris Gimenez each had RBI singles. Adam Jones homered off of Tanner ...
5 of The Worst Deals in History: 5) The Mark Texeira Trade between the Texas Rangers and the Atlanta Braves. Texas sends slugger Mark Texeira and afterthought pitcher Ron Mahay to Atlanta for prospects Jarrod Saltalamachia, Elvis Andrus, Neftali Felix, Matt Harrison, and Beau Jones. Winner: Texas Rangers Loser: Atlanta Braves, who traded Texeira away the next season 4) The Curse of The Bambino: On January 3, 1920, Boston Red Sox owner, Harry Frazee, sold Babe Ruth to the New York Yankees. Frazee used the proceeds to finance an obscure Broadway musical called "My Lady Friends" or sumpin' like that. Ruth went on to be one of the greatest baseball players in history, while the Red Sox wouldn't win another championship until 2004...after winning 5 in a row before the deal. Winner: New York Yankees Loser: Boston Red Sox and their fans. 3) The Louisiana Purchase: On March 10, 1804, President Thomas Jefferson announced The Louisiana Purchse. Originally the United States was only looking to purchase the Port of N ...
Neil Walker should be traded for Elvis Andrus. Then he would be Walker, Texas Ranger
BIg show today with 3 dudes in a DeLorean with a Flux Capacitor: 4p-Christopher Lloyd, 430-Elvis Andrus + 5p-Michael Young on
Darvish dazzles, falls just shy of no-hitter Ron Washington, J.P. Arencibia and Elvis Andrus on Yu Darvish's ste...
I would give Elvis Andrus my life savings if he shaved that beard, it does not lolk good at all
Elvis Andrus' beard makes him look amish
Elvis Andrus making his return to the No. 2 hole a triumphant one. 2 for 2.
Is it just me or does Elvis Andrus look like Henry David Thoreau with that beard?
What's with the beard, Elvis Andrus? Who knew 2014 would be the year it was cool to look like a duck hunter or Al Qaeda...
Trying to decide if Elvis Andrus has the best or worst beard in the history of beards.
Elvis Andrus looks like he has pubic hair on his chin.
Andrus back at No. 2 spot against Red Sox: Elvis Andrus was back in the No. 2 spot in the lineup Friday with R...
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Is there a dumber looking beard than that of Elvis Andrus, he looks like a black garden gnome.
Elvis Andrus scores from first on Adrian Beltre double to left. up 1-0. Birthday boy Prince Fielder, 30 today, is up with one out.
Elvis Andrus, back in No. 2 hole, singles in the first. Ron Washington didn't commit to Andrus behind tonight, but, "I hope he goes off."
Elvis Andrus has the dumbest looking beard in baseball
TAG suggesting that Elvis Andrus, who has one of the highest GB%s in baseball this year, is struggling b/c he's not hitting enough GBs.
I had no idea Elvis Andrus was Amish.
Elvis Andrus' beard looks like it was velcroed onto his face.
Elvis andrus has one of the worst beards I've ever seen.
Elvis Andrus' beard is so disgusting.
Elvis Andrus has 2 new walk up songs, one called Cold As Ice, and the 2nd walk up song is called Barbie Girl, Seriously Elvis? I literally just laughed out loud of the Barbie Girl song. I heard it last night during the game on tv
He isn't either, last time I checked. Elvis Andrus is.
Wearing Ranger red along with others to drown out the invading Red Sox Nation. Wearing Elvis Andrus.…
Elvis Andrus returns to No. 2 spot in Texas Rangers lineup
Why is Elvis Andrus back in the No. 2 spot. Here's Ron Washington's thought and full lineup:
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Awkward moment when claims shortstop Elvis Andrus is a pitcher on one of their gloves
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Aww just saw Elvis Andrus give Mike Napoli a bro-hug before they played with each other's beards
Elvis Andrus-SS: Elvis Andrus is back in the two-hole tonight.
I have been to Texas Rangers Elvis andrus house and Dallas stars Alex goligoski houses today and talked to both guys.
So, Elvis Andrus is back at batting 2nd.
"Elvis Andrus hitting second for Rangers tonight." 😞🔫
Elvis Andrus is back in No. 2 spot for Rangers today. DJ JP Arencibia is catching
Elvis Andrus hitting second for Rangers tonight.
Photo: mlb: Elvis Andrus swings at pitchout, did not hit pitchout. Almost…
LOL at the reaction to the Rangers' Elvis Andrus as he got stuck walking up to the plate while Barbie Girl was playing. Classic.
Elvis andrus has that Abraham Lincoln beard lol
Rangers Elvis Andrus has 11 stolen bases on season
LMAO Elvis Andrus walk up song yesterday was Barbie Girl, that's awesome. His reaction was priceless
Please take Elvis Andrus off the banner, he is a scrub!
MLB Power Rankings: Tigers at the top: On the Marlins’ love for home, Elvis Andrus’ green streak and loya...
Did anyone else catch Elvis Andrus' walk up music? Lol!! I am a Barbie Girl in a Barbie world.
And Elvis Andrus walks up to home plate with "Barbie Girl" blaring.
Did someone played a prank on Elvis Andrus, his walk up song was Aqua-Barbie.The whole dugout was tripping out
The Rangers need to trade Elvis Andrus while they can
I think we need to start a petition to get Elvis Andrus to shave the ugly beard
The tack on another run after Adrian Beltre whacks a double to deep center to drive home Elvis Andrus. They lead 2-0 …
Apr 22, AB 2: Yoenis Cespedes grounds out, shortstop Elvis Andrus to first baseman Prince Fielder.
The and combo will always be my favorite. Ian Kinsler and Elvis Andrus would be a close second.
Woohoo! Yeah baby! Heck yeah! Prince goes yard as Rangers top the White Sox. Texas Rangers beat Chicago White Sox 6-3 at home. Texas Rangers won their 5th straight game overall and at home. Rangers win the series at least taking 2 out of 3 at least from White Sox. Rangers won their 4th straight series at home. Rangers have a chance to sweep the White Sox in finale of 3 game series and 10 game home stand. Rangers go to 11-7 overall, 9-3 at home, and 7-2 on 10 game home stand. Colby Lewis gets the win his 1st win of season in just his 2nd start since returning from injury going to 1-1. Joakim Soria got the save his 3rd save and is 3 out of 4 in save opportunities. Texas had three consecutive hits in the first, though No. 2 Elvis Andrus got tagged out in a rundown between first and second base after his single. Rios had an RBI double for a 1-0 lead and to stretch his hitting streak to six games. His RBI was his 10th RBI. Texas went ahead to stay on Fielder's high-arching blast to right leading off the fourth ...
Here's something else...What's the deal with all the facial hair in Memo to TEX SS Elvis Andrus...Get a razor!
Andrus is my favorite Ranger but i wish he'd shave. Oh *** man i ❤️ you anyway Elvis Andrus... 😍
I don't like that Elvis Andrus is growing out his beard. Like no
I don't know who gets more excited, Ron Washington or Elvis Andrus. I love it.
Can I have a beard like Elvis Andrus's??
Elvis Andrus is the Rangers' only Amish player.
Is Elvis Andrus angling for a role on Duck Dynasty?
Elvis Andrus really needs to shave.
Elvis Andrus’s beard is entering James Harden territory.
Elvis Andrus literally looks like a black version of Abe Lincoln...His facial hair is impressive
Elvis Andrus needs to shave his beard 😂😂
Me: "Elvis Andrus is so cute with his beard" Dad: "It makes him look like a Puerto Rican Abe Lincoln"
Elvis Andrus has as his walk up song. Nice. Lol
Elvis Andrus' production is up and Kinsler is no longer hitting in front of him.coincidence?
I love everything about Elvis Andrus' beard 😍😍😍 yes lawd! 💙
I'm about to get on my Elvis Andrus beard game.
Elvis Andrus gets his first of year. Had 12 last year (1st was 4/26/13)
Elvis Andrus looks like a 19 year old Mexican kid dressed up as Sacha Baron Cohen's Dictator character for Halloween
Elvis Andrus would be so cute with his beard off😻
Elvis Andrus' beard looks like he glued it on.
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Another base running gaffe by Choo. Didn't even try to bail Elvis out. Better Andrus get tagged than Choo but he was hugging the base.
Sick and tired of seeing Elvis Andrus make dumb mistakes running the bases.
Elvis Andrus is trying to be James harden with that beard he's got
Bottom of the 1st. . 0 - Coming up. . Shin-Soo Choo, Elvis Andrus and Alex Rios due up.
I just asked Elvis Andrus to take a selfie with me... . He laughed
Elvis Andrus eight steals in April is five off the Rangers club record set by Cecil Espy in April of 1989 with 13.
Elvis Andrus shares his best Wash dance, the feeling he gets on Opening Day and more
Saturday Night DFL recommended plays: It's a night with three obvious elite starting pitcher choices in Tim Hudson, Ervin Santana and Dan Haren. Problem is, there really isn't a solid recommendation in the lower price range. Normally, Bartolo Colon would be in play at Citi Field, but he was pounded by the Angels in his last start, and is dealing with a back issue. And tread lightly with Ivan Nova, Jose Quintana or Roenis Elias -- all young pitchers on the road. So if you're going to go with the three expensive starters (all in the $16.7K-$18.7K range on Draft$treet), you're going to need some cheap position players. So we'll pick a top value play or two, and then a top pricier play or two in the rest of these recommendations. And I won't bother listing the entire Rockies starting lineup; they're a given: C - Robinson Chirinos - He's been hot, and so is the Rangers offense on this homestand. Tyler Flowers (check starting lineups on these two, though). // Evan Gattis, Brian McCann, Buster Posey. 1B/U - Jame ...
You do not see Elvis Andrus selling Rangers tickets...You don't see Lebron James selling Heat tickets..You don't see Drew Brees selling Saints tickets...So why the heck would a PROFESSIONAL wrestler sell tickets? And folks wonder why so few people go to indie wrestling shows. Promoters have the job to promote and find ticket outlets while the wrestlers need to get better at their craft and be believable enough that fans will buy those tickets. If not then you are doing it wrong.
The Rangers cruised by the White Sox, 12-0. Elvis Andrus stole 2 bases in the win.
Shin-Soo Choo and Elvis Andrus get the rest of the night off. Michael Choice and Josh Wilson enter at left field and shortstop in the 7th.
Elvis Andrus's beard is legendary. That's why he plays for the Rangers.
Elvis Andrus leads the AL with 8 stolen bases.
Elvis Andrus' beard looks like Lincoln's beard😂
Elvis Andrus now tied for AL lead in steals with seven.
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Does Elvis Andrus realize there is a troll doll clinging desperately to the bottom of his chin?
Elvis Andrus' beard is just sorry looking.
Elvis Andrus looks like a complete moron lol
Watching Elvis Andrus bat. But first, let me take a selfie.
Thank you. Thank you very much. Elvis Andrus.
Adam Eaton threw a rocket to 3B to try and get Elvis Andrus and Alex Rios took 2B on the throw.
Valerie is going crazy for Elvis Andrus.
Whomever told Elvis Andrus that his beard looks good needs to leave the world. Now.
Who should I start at 2B/SS?. Elvis Andrus, Martin Prado, or Jed Lowrie?
Only two POSITION players in majors have multiple sac bunts in game this year - Elvis Andrus and Leonys Martin. Three pitchers in NL too.
it's sick. Buy me an Elvis Andrus one while you're at it
Leonys Martin it Elvis Andrus I hope you have great success in the future
Elvis Andrus rated as the 6th-fastest player in MLB (dubious?): But he's averaged 17 GIDPs the previous 3 seasons.
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Elvis Andrus went 1-for-4 with a double, a walk, one run scored and two stolen bases against the mari...
Rangers Elvis Andrus has 6 stolen bases on season
Me, Elvis Andrus, and Ian Desmond all look like the same shortstop making all these errors
Elvis Andrus stole 2 bases, and the Rangers were victorious over the Mariners by a score of 8 to 6.
Elvis Andrus gets really, really good jumps.
Pretty slick play by Brad Miller on Elvis Andrus's grounder - made it look routine.
Make that five on-field MLB ejected: Mgrs. Rick Renteria and John Farrell and players Elvis Andrus, Daniel Murphy and David Wright.
Mike Napoli says former teammate Elvis Andrus needs to shave his bead. . "He looks like Abe Lincoln.".
Mike Napoli says Elvis Andrus should shave off 'embarrassing' beard
serious question : Elvis Andrus' beard, bona fide or Bonifacio?!
Watching Elvis Andrus do Elvis Andrus things brings me as much happiness as Yu Darvish doing Yu Darvish things.
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Elvis Andrus standing there like fml
Elvis Andrus is the best shortstop in the AL right now
me and Elvis Andrus back in the day. Me and my chubby face. Lol... 😊
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Mike Napoli: Elvis Andrus needs to shave that embarrassing 'Abe Lincoln' beard
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Video: Ron Washington uses instant replay for Elvis Andrus
in MLB 13 I traded Texas Phil Coke for Robbie Ross and Elvis Andrus. Elvis was for balancing the trade. lol.
Elvis Andrus be getting wasted in Uptown lol
1B Mark Reynolds has as many stolen bases as Elvis Andrus and Everth Cabrera COMBINED
Why did I pick Elvis Andrus for fantasy. He's awful
Going into today’s Texas Rangers game with Boston, only four people in all of the MLB had gotten a hit in every game of the season so far, and two of those players were Texas Rangers. Alex Rios streak ended today, but Elvis Andrus‘s did not.… [ 204 more words. ]
I'm in the process of growing a thicker nicer beard than Elvis Andrus.
MLB: Rangers 2, Red Sox 1 (8th). Sac-fly allows Elvis Andrus to slide in ahead of the tag!
Ok folks, gonna need your help. Next week we will be raffling off a few items to help raise money for my little league team Haltom City 6U Red Sox. All money raised will go to the kids trophies, awards, and end of season party. Some things were raffling off will be custom made hand painted corn hole boards. The boards are 48" by 24" with a 3/4 inch top. 99% of these are made with a 1/2 top. And they are hand painted. The boards will also come with lights mounted on the hole so you can play at night. Also being raffled is a authentic Texas Rangers Prince Fielder jersey a fitted cap with an Elvis Andrus autograph rookie card. Tickets for the boards will be 10 per ticket or 3 for 20. The jersey package tickets will be 5 dollars a ticket or 3 for 10. Thank you for your support
MLB Fantasy Tip Wednesday 4/9/2014 Texas @ Boston 4:05 PM ET The Texas Rangers will have 4 of their first 5 hitters in the lineup today (Sinshu Choo, Elvis Andrus, Prince Fielder, and Keith Moreland) who are hitting a combined 26 for 75 (.347) in their careers versus Boston starting pitcher Jake Peavy.
How did Mike Napoli describe former teammate Elvis Andrus' beard? How about "embarrassing" and "horrendous." Ouch.
- The Rangers offense has been very inconsistent to start this season, but with Shin-Soo Choo, Elvis Andrus, Prince Fielder, Adrian Beltre and Alex Rios, the potential for the offense to finally break through still remains high.
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As the Texas Rangers travel to Boston to face the Red Sox this week, shortstop Elvis Andrus has been given some extra food for thought by the Red Sox's Mike Napoli. Napoli has obviously been doing ...
Boston Red Sox first baseman Mike Napoli, a guy who knows plenty about facial hair, wants former Texas Rangers teammate Elvis Andrus to shave his beard.
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Here is a direct quote from old friend Mike Napoli on Elvis Andrus' beard: "Elvis' beard is terrible, by the way. Horrendous. He cuts half of his chin off, too I was just up there getting on him about it. Yeah it's terrible. He looks like Abe Lincoln. ... He has to cut that thing off. It's so bad, it's almost embarrassing.. .. I can't even look at him it's so bad." So, what's the consensus among you folk on Elvis' beard. Should it stay or should it go?
Yu Darvish showed no rust after missing three weeks. Darvish allowed seven hits over seven innings in his season debut, Elvis Andrus hit a two-run homer, and the Texas Rangers avoided a three-game sweep by beating the Tampa Bay Rays 3-0 on Sunday. "He was...
I wonder how many people figured, 1 week into the season, that Elvis Andrus would have exactly half the Rangers' home runs.
Elvis Andrus looks like he should be on Amish Mafia with that beard.
better yet the article was Miller vs. Bogaerts vs. Elvis Andrus, completely handwaving Hardy, Asdrubal Cabrera, etc.
What I thought was weird about Opening Day yesterday: 1. I was interested to see how the new Instant Replay system would work. Much to my chagrin, It was used by the Cubs first and they of course lost the challenge. 2. Greg Maddux through out the first pitch to his brother in Texas. He is now the as the special assistant to the general manager there. Which I thought he did here, but that probably is not a real job anyway. 3. Speaking of Texas, Prince Fielder doesn’t look good in red. 4. I usually have respect for Milwaukee Brewers fans, BUT NOT THE ONES WHO GAVE RYAN BRAUN THE STANDING OVATION. What the *** is that crap? 5. Elvis Andrus beard is getting more unwieldy and Amish looking. 6. Don Baylor broke his leg while catching the CEREMONIAL first pitch from Vladimir Guerrero. Now THAT is embarrassing. How does that even happen?
After 6 days and 10,040 words, Jake's OFFICIAL Power Rankings have come to a close. Here's teams I hope you had a good time reading these, maybe learned something and had a splendid Opening Day. 5. Texas Rangers The Texas Rangers go into the 2014 season on the backs of two of the biggest offseason acquisitions in baseball. 1B/DH Prince Fielder and OF Shin-Soo Choo are two of the most dangerous offensive threats in baseball, with Fielder having phenomenal power and Choo being an OBP machine. Fielder and Choo will be two welcome additions to an already powerful offense. 3B Adrian Beltre continues to be one of the best infielders in baseball as he begins his age 35 season. Finishing 7th in MVP votes in 2013, Beltre slugged his way to a .315 average and 30 homeruns. He also continued to dazzle with the glove at the hot corner as well, narrowly losing the Gold Glove to Manny Machado (shameless Orioles plug). To Beltre’s left will be the home of bright young SS Elvis Andrus. Andrus has proved to be a very cap ...
Texas. Effing. Rangers. Because you'll fall in love w/Jurickson Profar & Elvis Andrus. I've been told they're very handsome.
Congratulations to Elvis Andrus as he becomes the first Texas Ranger to start at shortstop for a sixth straight season. Toby Harrah (1972-1976) and Michael Young (2004-2008) did five years in a row at the position. FYI
Elvis Andrus & Jurickson Profar could be the top infield duo when Profar is healthy
Elvis Andrus currently RT'ing everything he can. Okay, fella, okay...
Who do you wanna trade for Nelson Cruz, Chris Archer ( young gun) , and To... — Dan uggla, Adam eaton, Elvis Andrus
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I love Elvis Andrus so much i hope he hits 35+ hr , 105+ rbi with a BA of .315 and has an OBP of like .430
Elvis Andrus will forever be my favorite
Wearing my Elvis Andrus jersey tomorrow though 👌
Alright Russ, time to refocus and take Elvis Andrus' job
Elvis Andrus has a total man crush on Bruno Mars and I love it☺️
How come Bruno Mars is Elvis, Michael Jackson, and Michael Bubble all rolled into one?
And I didn't know Elvis Andrus was in Bruno's band
All I can think about when I hear this song is Elvis Andrus. Baseball players ruining my life, one song at a time.
the Broncos got this in the bag cause Russell Wilson is too worried about beating out Elvis Andrus for ss
Elvis Andrus is one day older than Mike Olt
Michael Young retires a Ranger ARLINGTON, Texas -- Michael Young admitted Friday that he could have played this season for the Los Angeles Dodgers, chasing that elusive championship and adding to his 2,375 career hits. But it was his three boys and the chance to spend time at his Dallas-area home with them that offered more appeal. The 37-year-old veteran stood in front of a gaggle of Texas Rangers personnel -- from coaches and front office to clubhouse attendants -- at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington on Friday and officially ended his playing career. "My time in Texas is 13 of the best years of my life," Young said, with sons Mateo (8 years old) and Emilio (4) in attendance with his wife, Cristina. Young's youngest, 1½-year-old Antonio, was not at the news conference. "It was my honor to be able to play for them [the fans] on a daily basis. I owe this community everything." Tim Heitman/USA TODAY SportsMichael Young formally announced his retirement with the Texas Rangers on Friday. Young signaled that whi ...
BFFs Adrian Beltre and Elvis Andrus collide in nasty collision
this just in, Elvis Andrus traded to the Astros!
My oh my, can't wait til Elvis Andrus the God gets back on the field
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