Edward Clark Eddie Haskell (also referred to as Edward W.
I seldom get haircuts. It was time. The way things were going, my hairstyle was somewhere in-between Charlie Manson, and Beethoven. I went to this seemingly cool place. Pick your cut with a star reference, and we'll set you up. I politely asked for the 'George Clooney'. I ended up with the 'Eddie Haskell'. Next time I'm asking for the Mozart.
- Christie's Press Conference like watching Eddie Haskell talk to Ward & June Cleaver - he really thinks he's getting 1 over!
Ward and June Cleaver have Alzheimer’s, Wally has prostate cancer…Lumpy is dead…Beaver is an obese diabetic…. and Eddie Haskell is in Congress... ah the American dream!
Miesha Tate is the Eddie Haskell of MMA. Talk smack behind your back but to your face puts a smile on and will lie.
You kinda look like Eddie Haskell w/ glasses.
my heart will always belong to Eddie Haskell
"She started to have her face lifted but then they saw what was underneath and they put it back down."-Eddie Haskell
Okay Shakerites, it's Leave It To Beaver time! Who out there remember the Cleavers? The Beave, Wally, Eddie Haskell, Lumpy, etc...
Call me Eddie Haskell RT“Glad is officially besties with my grandparents!”
This boy is turning into a little Eddie Haskell, he think if he follow you "l love you", "you're the best", and don't get me wrong I believe him, I love that he love me, but, there's only so much "eye of the tiger"," feliz knobby da",I can take especially with that come Dranny sing with me. I'll teach you the words. smh. Now.bless his heart,he jamming" Something about the Name Jesus", I'm gonna jam that with him but after that. he gotta go. He think he slick, now trying to stand at the door with" Every Praise".nope, move around.
My son's friend, JJ, is staying the night. During dinner he tells me how much he likes the Albondigas Soup. As he serves his third bowl he tells me how much he didn't like the Portuguese Sopas. Kids are so awesome and honest. Yes! Mexican wins! He reminds me of Eddie Haskell
Yes. As approaches, is doing the evil dictator version of Eddie Haskell.
Wishing a Happy Birthday, tomorrow to my "Eddie Haskell", the person who knows me best, and still continues to stick around. Special love
Dating Don’ts For Guys There are a LOT of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date... “Nice outfit. Is that a wonder-bra?” “I refuse to get cable. That’s how they keep tabs on you.” “People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell.” “I used to come here all the time with my ex.” “I like clay. It’s mushy.” “I really feel that I’ve grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn’t have given someone like you a second look.” “And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.” “It’s been tough, but I’ve come to accept that most people I date just won’t be as smart as I am.” “Dropping my pants just scared them. But when my underwear hit the ground ... Man! I never knew Jehovah’s Witnesses could run that fast.”
Neighborhood kid is over for the first time, declares the cookie I gave him "scrumptious." I melt, and wonder if I've been Eddie Haskell'd.
My son has a friend who is far more polite & complimentary than Eddie Haskell ever dreamed of being. Keeping my eyes on that boy.
If Eddie Haskell could have people hanged or beheaded at will.
Beaver and Wally today. I believe the gent in the middle is Santa rather than Eddie Haskell.
So Peter Billingsley’s mom is a cousin of Barbara Billingsley. Using my highly-developed talent of mathematical reasoning, can I then deduce that Ralphie Parker and Beaver Cleaver are cousins? And somehow I can see the hand of that miscreant Eddie Haskell behind the flagpole shenanigans!
FYI...& I didn't mean that in an 'Eddie Haskell kind of way'.
Why aren't there more men like Eddie Haskell
He's kind of an Eddie Haskell. Never met the man, so I could be wrong, but that's the persona he gives off.
He would have worn that under sufferance. To appear like "Mr Nice Guy". In fact he's the Eddie Haskell of politics.
Harry Julius Shearer (born Dec 23, 1943) American actor, comedian, writer, voice artist, musician, author, radio host and director. He is known for his long-running roles on The Simpsons, his work on Saturday Night Live, the comedy band Spinal Tap and his radio program Le Show. Born in Los Angeles, California, Shearer began his career as a child actor, appearing in The Jack Benny Program, as well as the 1953 films Abbott and Costello Go to Mars and The Robe. In 1957, Shearer played the precursor to the Eddie Haskell character in the pilot episode for the television series Leave It To Beaver, but his parents decided not to let him continue in the role so that he could have a normal childhood. From 1969 to 1976, Shearer was a member of The Credibility Gap, a radio comedy group. Following the breakup of the group, Shearer co-wrote the film Real Life with Albert Brooks and started writing for Martin Mull's television series Fernwood 2 Night. In August 1979, Shearer was hired as a writer and cast member on Sat ...
Hello Ms. Rudy, 12/18/2013 I want to thank you for the start in life you gave me. This is Dillard Warren, You were my journalism teacher from 1966 to 1968. You are the greatest!! All those trips to the Kent News Journal were so cool. I loved the smell and sounds of that Newspaper Room. I learned to appreciate newspapers all my life. I would even collect them on vacations. I still have a few copies of the “Smoke Signal”. I loved seeing my name in the mast. You had all the student body fill out a survey as to where they shopped. With that information we targeted Burien and Des Moines. Well off I went to Burien to sell ads. I loved doing that. You tracked our inches on a big poster each time we sold ads. Once I got my Eddie Haskell routine down and your statistics down pat I rolled. You told me we even made a profit on month due to all the ads I sold one month. You also drove us around to sell ads before we had licenses. The challenge this gave me to sell and win stuck with my whole life. I went on to m ...
I swear.I have met Eddie Haskell's evil twin. I so love suck ups.
So is Eddie Haskell wolly and mrs cleaver
Ya know. these neo-con/teabillies remind me of Eddie Haskell from the Leave It To Beaver show. They stir up a whole bunch of trouble, then blame it on everybody else when it turns to crap. We need to find Ward to have a chat with them.
When I was in high school the urban myth was that Eddie Haskell was Alice Cooper.
I am convinced that our cats are like teenagers... you tell them something and like Eddie Haskell, they are contrite (wait till they leave) and then go right on doing whatever they were doing. OR "What?!! Cats aren't allowed on the counter knocking stuff off or on the mantel? We didn't know!" Sure, ok!
Joyfully cleaning my lil bit of paradise for my Bloomfield Christmas tomorrow...and I don't mean that in an "Eddie Haskell" kind of way..
Really like the way KYGO sounds. Eddie Haskell and Brian Hatfield have done a great job. Hits, nice sonic sound, PPM based, but loud and proud. A report from Carr, Colorado.
I don't care what Andrea says, Eddie Haskell is hilarious.
Having big girl drinks and reflecting on my ambition and my lack of communication. I need to channel Eddie Haskell.
If I am not on FB I am on youtube watching Ted Baxter(greatest of all time) on the Mary Tyler moore show. Of course as I have said before, the other great ones include:Barney Fife, Ed Norton and Eddie Haskell. Merry Christmas. Yey, Ted, Barney,Ed and Eddie.
During dinner my 5 year old son says, "thanks for making beef stew dinner I am really enjoying it." Is this because santa is coming soon? Or do I have an Eddie Haskell in the making?
Yep true story. I can spot an eddie haskell from a mile away!
New happenings on the Puppy Dog front...Now Jake the Pit bull has a new pal.beagle dude that roams the neighborhood sans parents. They don't seem to be looking for him much.keeps hanging around here.seems like each of them want each others lives.beagle wants structure & home & loved.Jake wants beagle guys adventures.remind me of Wally Cleaver and Eddie Haskell ( Leave It To Beaver).
I'm in so much pain!!!Probably the worst pain in my life.Lord knows im blessed to have Eddie Haskell by my side.
I am listening to Tim Hudak on a CBC call in show and he uses words from the 50's like "Golly" and "By Gosh". Everytme I hear him talk I think of Eddie Haskell.
"Ward, Wally's best friend is Eddie Haskell and yours is Fred Rutherford. What's wrong with this family? LOL
I don't mean this in a "eddie Haskell way"but have the giants even crossed mid field yet?
So was Eddie Haskell wallie n ms cleaver
A friend of mine just compared me to Eddie Haskell. For those who don't know who he is, look him up and make that comparison for yourself.
My rant today I took my pups to Petsmart for Santa photos I met a friend there with her babies I see a guy and his dogs from the dog park that I previously more or less threatened to kill! His small terrier dog attacked Ava when she 3 months old on her face. His response was ya he does that! I went off like a crazed loon and warned him it better not happen again. He has another larger dog that is the Eddie Haskell of the dog park that starts dog fights all the time. I warn new people about his dogs right in front of him :) so today while mine were getting their photo taken the stupid dog attacked my friends dog! He can thank GOD I didn't see it and he left by the time I found out! He cannot control his dogs he should not take them out or he should muzzle them! He is an *** that I want to smack! I wish that little terrier would take another run at Ava because I don't think he would do it again ever!
Ya think she had Eddie Haskell in mind???
Today’s Youth ~ Steve Arterburn, Daily New Life, Dec. 13 Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of God belongs to such as these. - Mark10:14 When June Cleaver said, “Ward, I’m worried about the Beaver,” her primary concern was probably that he’d turn out to be as obnoxious as Eddie Haskell. Boy, have times changed! Kids today face a harder world, and are seriously threatened with a premature loss of innocence. For instance, within the next 30 minutes at least: 29 kids will attempt suicide. 57 adolescents will run away from home. 14 teenager girls will give birth out of wedlock. 22 girls will get abortions. 686 kids will use one of many illegal drugs. And 188 will abuse alcohol. This picture of the struggles America’s kids now face is a long way from the struggles within the Cleaver household. The beginning of change is to acknowledge the problem. Pray for the kids of today and for their parents. The changes we need must come from the inside out if they’re ...
Made it home just in time for Leave It To Beaver! This is where Ward is *** on the beaver, I mean he wears that beaver out!! And little Beav' is caught masterbating while watching!! Meanwhile, Eddie Haskell throws a rock at his girlfriend's window and accidentally hits her gramma who suffers seizer's and goes into cardiac arresst..Walley presses charges against his high school coach for sexual harrassment..
I got an 9 so here are 9 things you may or may not know about me; 1. I once considered becoming a Nun. 2. My favorite children's story is Princess and the Pea. I often say I didn't sleep well because they was a Pea under my Mattress. Had many books and other collectables. 3. I am a Huge Collector of books about the Kennedy's. 4. I worked for 32 years in medicine and for the most part loved my job. 5. My husband, John (Eddie Haskell) and I will be married 50 years in February. 6. I love, love, love Bob Dylan. 7. I learned the poem, Jabberwocky, by Lewis Carroll (of Alice in Wonderland fame) in 6th grade and can still recite it. 8. I love to travel, and especially love London 9. I love my family with my whole heart, and the loss of our oldest son in March 2012, was beyond heartbreaking for all of us. The world is a quieter place without him in it.
The saga of the Aqua Velva break neighbor continues. He "crop dusted" my office in an Eddie Haskell type maneuver. Plotting my revenge...and looking for the air neutralizer.
Who amongst us would have been Eddie Haskell on Leave It To Beaver ... growing up? " I'll cop to it ... Who else, feel free to choose another character ...?
Remember "Leave It To Beaver?" This is for all of us 'baby boomers' - Wally, Eddie Haskell and 'The Beav' in a Hollywood Christmas Parade.
"Leave It To Beaver" is still one of the funniest shows on TV. I love me some "Eddie Haskell!"
Wally, Eddie Haskell and the Beaver this week at the Hollywood Christmas Parade...
Ward;Eddie Haskell will still not take his dam gifts.
the way i would greet y'all each morning but My Cracka Said Good Morning sounds like a Hip Hop track laid down by Wally Cleaver with beats by Eddie Haskell
Why is Eddie Haskell, I mean Paul Ryan on my TV? Federal budget deal reached. How bad is it?
During Curtis Granderson's press conference announcing his signing with the Mets, he put on his best Eddie Haskell voice and said: "A lot of the people I've met in New York have always said that true New Yorkers are Mets fans." With a wisecrack like that, you almost wonder if he grew up in Flushing. :)
Hunger Games. Had to catch up on kultcha. I persevered. Lord of the Flies meets Spartacus meets Survivor meets Breakfast Club. And Eddie Haskell gets eaten. "Young people fight to the death" gets a PG-13. Ted Cruz is in the senate. Pleze.
Someone told me i remind them of eddie haskell today..
The tree is up, the house is decorated, sitting watching some football while Richard Carlstrom plays with the train. Eddie Haskell Carlstrom does not like this at all. He is sitting and scowling at is all. Rick and Matthew did a great job setting up the train and Matthew and Emily Carlstrom are no making chocolate chip cookies. Merry Christmas!!
Alright, time for the Saturday evening poll. Who was the best wise guy in television history? My vote is for everybody's favorite Eddie Haskell...we all new one growing up.Wilfred the dog...honorable mention.!
My son tells me he wants a projector for Christmas. I say oh really! What would you use that for. Oh you know I can use it for power points for school. Crack me up! He wants it for his xbox! Love that little Eddie Haskell.
It's been 2 exhausting, emotional, and inspiring days...but tonight, I'm cuddling my 3 healthy boys and so proud to say, our amazing staff at KYGO raised over $214,000.00 for St Jude. Beyond grateful to be a part of this team...Ryan Kliesch Eddie Haskell Brian Hatfield Melissa MooreAntoinette Denay
A Christmas Story of Classical Newton Corner. I grew up on Oakland Street, a deadend street (sort of), about half way up on the hill there. Because our side of the hill faced north, and because nobody on the higher reaches of the hill owned a car, it was great for long-duration sledding. The city was a bit lax about getting to the snow plowing there and gave the street short shrift after the storms. Well, that was OK with the neighborhood kids because we used the entire street as a sledding hill. If you started at the top of Winthrop Ave.(this was before the city put in that ugly retaining wall) you could end your sled run almost to Church Street. Have supper, walk no more than 10 steps out the door, and sled for an hour or so under the street light. How cool was that? Even the Beaver, Wally, Lumpy and Eddie Haskell didn't have that set-up. Probably Stein Eriksen, either, come to think of it. Then go inside and listen to the Lone Ranger on the radio bring law and order to the Old West (in just 20 minutes) ...
Thx for following! Love the name 'Eddie Haskell.' (lol) Also love Hollywood, esp. Studio City. I miss it terribly.
RIP Barbara Anne Heil Southern Belle, Force to Be Reckoned With, and the June Cleaver to my Eddie Haskell.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Eddie Haskell is no longer sucking up to June Cleaver. He is now sucking up the the...
Tom Oates: With Packers up next, Greg Jennings does best Eddie Haskell impression: It became apparent Wednesda...
Heard Ted Cruz referred to as the Eddie Haskell of politics !
loved the Eddie Haskell reference, how does Jim not know him???
Or even worse,the guy who played Eddie Haskell.
Now is having Jamie Kirchick, "the Eddie Haskell of neoconservatism" (thanks to denounce both & Russia.
Bryan Cranston as Lex Luthor. THAT casting might make Ledger's Joker look like Eddie Haskell.
I'm suspicious of the weirdly polite & considerate counter ppl at that famous red & white burger joint. They remind me of Eddie Haskell.
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Sydney: Lyle. What about Lyle?. Miss Parker: Let me worry about Eddie Haskell. . S3E8
It still killed me hearing Griffin talk to my parents like Eddie Haskell: "Oh believe me Mrs. Braun..I love school.I like to learn!"
"Chris Christie is the Eddie Haskell of our time; a conniving insincere suck-up."
Just got an Eddie Haskell/Leave It To Beaver comment.for the millionth time.
glad you didn't get hurt, but you're the perfect Eddie Haskell..
Ward I think you were a little *** the beaver. So was Eddie Haskell, Wally and miss cleaver.
If Eddie Haskell was my kid I would punch him
Eddie Haskell is he best television character ever.
Todd on may be television's most darkly evil Eddie Haskell yet.
Ever wonder why Wally Cleaver hung out with a jackwagon like Eddie Haskell? . Eddie had skin mags and beer.
I love your hat, and not in an Eddie Haskell kind of way.
For my friends at Chase--here's Roller when he's not being Eddie Haskell, coupla Foster's under his belt.
Is it just me or do JT and Eddie Haskell look a lot alike?
Hayes isn't even this generations Eddie Haskell
"Older women give the best head . Mrs Cleaver & Eddie Haskell, behind closed doors.
the weirdoes pearl clutchers Eddie Haskell types maybe
Eddie Haskell always had the best sweaters.
What people forget about "8 Mile" is that the audience in the rap battle watched enough "Leave It To Beaver" to know who Eddie Haskell was.
I'm loving it, too, in an Eddie Haskell kind of way.
O needs to GO He is nothing but an Eddie Haskell
Little chance, Eddie Haskell, tell again how you were born a rascal.
Does anyone know someone that reminds them of Eddie Haskell... "Yes Mam" "No mam". "Sweetheart"
It took them time to realize charming FBI informant Eddie Haskell was actually tipping Whitey off to investigators.
so was Eddie Haskell Wally and mrs cleaver.
Confused. Eddie Haskell has been calling Wally, "Sam" for years. Now he calls him "Gertrude"
Anybody else remember when Eddie Haskell got that job with the mechanic and made 80 bucks a week? Gee Whiz!
claims to be great at parents, but I think it's in a real Eddie Haskell-y way.
I feel so Eddie Haskell buying this blazer.
your girl look like Eddie Haskell. "Ya girl look like Herman Munster"
He'll probably do it through his mouthpiece Eddie Haskell Carney...
Eddie Haskell Sharpton demogogues: Go on, Beav, I mean, Sanford citizens - riot, riot! Riot for me!
The world of entertainment needs a character like Eddie Haskell.
It's That Darin Ruf, starring Darin Ruf as Darin Ruf, with Chase Utley as Eddie Haskell.
Clete Thomas is your neighborhood's resident Eddie Haskell
thought so!! Just giving you the business as Eddie Haskell would say!! ;-P
where's Eddie Haskell, Wally and mrs cleaver? Lol
The Whitey trial is getting dull. When are Eddie Haskell and Lumpy Rutherford going to testify?
But 4yo is really so much more Eddie Haskell. Devious. But I'm diving too deep here.
No worries; I'm just giving you "the business" (see Eddie Haskell). And I'll take the crazy weeks like this!
Heard compare Aaron Hernandez to Eddie Haskell. Seems fitting (if you're old enough to get reference).
3 Off the top of my head: Jan Brady vs Aliens, Eddie Haskell vs. Aliens, Sheldon Cooper vs Aliens.
Eddie Haskell vs. Mango from SNL. Two men enter, one man gets a rose.
This witness has Zimmermanon9 sounding like Eddie Haskell. That's not good.
And I'm 45. Oh, tumblr, trying to Eddie Haskell me...
Does anybody have their own personal Eddie Haskell in their neighborhood?
Sandi Smith Mathiau Lisa Mae Sartori Bossie Sue Waitt Gene Mathiau Maureen Shuckerow Chiapponi Debbie Sartori!! We had a super fantastic 4th of July celebrating our freedom, friendship, family our graduating teens ZACH and SHANNON and another birthday for the lovely and talented Sandi Smith Mathiau!!! Thanks so much, love from Eddie Haskell's sister Edna!!! Lol
Texas is being taken back to "Leave It To Beaver" days, and Eddie Haskell is in charge.
Top 10 Golfers in the world as guessed at by my wife (who knows 0% about golf) after watching 1 hour of the US Open. And I quote: 10. "Probably that Asian guy...you know, the asian one with the white hat." I don't really know who she was talking about...so let's just say K. J Choi 9. "That red head guy with the horrible glasses. Kinda looks like he's from Huntington Beach." Hunter Mahan 8. "That nice guy, you know, he looks like your cousin. Really smiley, nice teeth." Matt Kuchar 7. "Oye, that one guy. Total date rapey looking. Does he ever smile? He does not look very nice. Plus he's so out of shape? It makes me think he's not very coordinated. Is he dipping right now?" Jason Dufner 6. "He looks like a 15 year old Eddie Haskell." Brandt Snedeker 5. "Mr. Creepy robot smile." Phil Mickelson 4. "Yeah I know him, he's gross." Tiger Woods 3. "Is he even old enough to play? He looks like he should be in a boy band." Ricky Fowler 2. "The guy from team Slytheran." Justin Rose 1. "You know...that one guy (giggle ...
Something You Never Heard on 1950s TV: "Ward, I think Wally and the Beaver are doing drugs. That dang Eddie Haskell probably gave it to them too."
In the interest of promoting the game of golf I'm glad Phil is in the hunt today. at least all the casual golf fans under 12 and the ladies over 70 who buy his Eddie Haskell routine can cheer for that "great family man" to win the Open.
Watching too much retro TV and current news can cause some weird character mix up: was that Jay Carney or Eddie Haskell? Susan Rice or Rosanna (nevermind) Banana? Eric Holder or Col. Klink? And another thing….why does my Verizon cell say “one ringing dingy” when I phone?
Sascha Gonda reminded me that I have not done a celeb birthday update in a while, and today there are some great celeb birthdays! Including, Michael Cera, Dean Martin, Liam Neeson, Bill Hader, Jessica Tandy, Prince, Dave Navarro, Anna Kournikova, Eddie Haskell himself;Ken Osmond, Allen Iverson, Jenny Jones, and the coolest man in show bidness: Tom Jones!!!
Just a random tidbit: Ken Osmond, Eddie Haskell on "Leave It To Beaver," is 70 today.
June 7, 2013; The 158th Day of the Year On This Day in History 1769: Daniel Boone begins exploring the land the Indians named "The Dark and Bloody Ground" Kain-tuck-kee, Kentucky. 1776: Richard Henry Lee of Virginia calls for a Resolution calling for the 13 Colonies to shed Britain and the King. 1942: The Battle of Midway ends in the greatest military victory in the history of the U.S. Navy. The turning point in the War in the Pacific. The Japanese lose 4 aircraft carriers, the Americans one, the Yorktown. Robert Ballard (Who found the Titanic and the Bismarck) found it 18,000 feet down. It is now a Military Memorial, protected by the Navy. All 4 carriers the Japanese lost were the same ones who took part in the attack on Pearl Harbor 6 months before. Birthdays Movie Director James Ivory is 85. Actress Virginia McKenna is 82. Singer Tom Jones is 73. Actor Ken Osmond (Leave It To Beaver's Eddie Haskell) is 70. Actor William Forsythe is 58. Singer Prince is 55. Rock Musician Dave Navarro is 46 ...
Tennis player Anna Kournikova is 32, love. Talk about a nice set! Ken Osmond, the original Eddie Haskell on "Leave It To Beaver," turns the big 7-0. Singer Tom Jones turns 73 today. He can still move his hips, they're just not original equipment.
Wally, if your dumb brother tags along, I'm gonna - oh, good afternoon, Mrs. Cleaver. I was just telling Wallace how pleasant it would be for Theodore to accompany us to the movies. ~Eddie Haskell (Ken Osmond, who turns 70 today)
Remember in the old Leave It To Beaver TV series when Eddie Haskell thought he had Beaver and Wally's parents fooled with his overly polite demeanor? They naturally saw right through him but Haskell's act apparently worked on other adults. I feel like June and Ward Cleaver when observing the Obama Administration!
Wait, you're telling me that Eddie Haskell didn't really mean all of those polite things he said to June Cleaver?
so was Eddie Haskell, Wally and miss cleaver. This dudes screaming he's paranoid, quick someone get his *** another steroid!!!
Wally Cleaver and Eddie Haskell go looking for America. They drive for five hours but never leave Mayfield.
Wikipedia provides the following Character Overview of Eddie Haskell, from the classic television show, Leave It To Beaver: The son of George (however, in Season 1, episode 20, Eddie gives his name as "Edward Clark Haskell, JR.") and Agnes, Eddie Haskell was the smart-mouthed best-friend of Wally Cleaver. The character, played in the original series by Ken Osmond, has become a cultural reference, recognized as an archetype for insincere sycophants. Ward Cleaver once remarked that "[Eddie] is so polite, it's almost un-American". The archetype became so well known that the term "Eddie Haskell" was adopted into everyday use. Eddie was known for his neat grooming — hiding his shallow and sneaky character. Typically, Eddie would greet his friends' parents with overdone good manners and often a compliment such as, "That's a lovely dress you're wearing, Mrs. Cleaver." However, when no parents were around, Eddie was always up to no good — either conniving with his friends or picking on Wally's younger ...
blech, that fool wasn't Todd it was Eddie Haskell LOL
Eddie Haskell just called, he said quit using his name in the same sentence as the King. :)
I still get happy everytime I see Eddie Haskell pop up on my timeline
I think Eddie Haskell had more sincerity in his pinky than you-know-who has in his whole body.
I love words. But didn't watch President's press conference. Long ago his words lost meaning. They're just words. He's Eddie Haskell.
I get SO mad at Z1. He provokes, taunts, hits Z2, then acts like he's the wounded party. He's got a lot of Eddie Haskell in him
I'm basically a modern day Eddie Haskell
Not convinced Eddie Haskell was as big of a db as Blair.
In short, for those old enough to understand: Jayson Blair clearly had some Eddie Haskell in him.
Eddie Haskell knows all LOL Just ask him.
Happy birthday to the one and only Eddie Haskell . Same guy at 21 as he was at 9
Leave It To Beaver had an episode where they actually left it to Beaver, and he ran over Eddie Haskell.
I'll bet Eddie Haskell has gotten the paddle more times than we'll ever know.
Beaver won a sports car! Too bad that wise guy Eddie Haskell is right about him getting to keep it
ok. Leave It To Beaver is actually one of the best shows ever. Convinced Eddie Haskell is my husband from the 50s
Mothers seem to love me .Eddie Haskell
it's so classic. Watch out for Eddie Haskell, he's a real rascal. Hohohoho
"We buy assets that only go up when everything else is going down." -eddie haskell
Chael has this Eddie Haskell quality about him.
may you please explain to me what the song "Eddie haskell" is about on making waves
Mothers seem to love me ya I'm Eddie Haskell. Locked a bunch of princessessess in my castle
Eddie Haskell gets a tattoo on his neck.
I can see Eddie Haskell as a terrorist.
Listening to some old school passin me by has to be the best song of yours besides Eddie Haskell
Don't know the particulars of this one, but... yes, he's the ultimate troll.
Alright, you got me. Who's the Eddie Haskell of neocons?
The Eddie Haskell of neoconservatives (h/t is ap-PALLED by naming Grand Marshal this year.
Beaver's and Wally's greatest worry was the annoying Eddie Haskell.
I'm just a little rascal, leave em baffled, No hassle, skin tone white as Eddie Haskell
I think at least one of us might be to young to understand who Eddie Haskell was.
Apparently the press thinks Dzhokhar is Eddie Haskell dismissed one too many times by Ward and June.
we have a tradition in da southwest where we name our man's member, I call his Eddie Haskell, know y?
perhaps, but a post that would embarrass Eddie Haskell because of its sycophancy is not the best vehicle for that proposition
Zaggy is basically an amalgamation of Goofus and Eddie Haskell. That's my whole pitch. I'll show myself out.
Watching Leave It To Beaver.Eddie Haskell is the greatest Heel after JR Ewing.
I have not watched enough Leave It To Beaver to understand that reference but always says I'm an Eddie Haskell
Undercover assimilating during teen years. Muslim Eddie Haskell's. Turn ur back and they blow off ur legs with a pressure cooker.
I've been doing the "Mr & Mrs" thing with your folks. Feeling like Eddie Haskell. What's your parents first names?
The Eddie Haskell in me is having a hard time avoiding this challenge.
Don't give it to Eddie Haskell he'll hawk it..
I think under his Beaver Cleaver persona there is a little Eddie Haskell (sp).
Eddie Haskell in 2013 would be nailing puppies to trees.
*Sad trombone* for - it wasn't Wally Cleaver and Eddie Haskell...
Eddie Haskell needs to stop ignoring me 😂
Frank Bank, "Lumpy" on Leave It To Beaver, died Saturday. He estimated he slept with over 1,000 women. Wonder how many Eddie Haskell nailed?
Very sad to hear that Frank Bank, aka Lumpy from has passed away. He was a good foil to Wally and Eddie Haskell ...
Polite is way overrated. Eddie Haskell was "nice."
Ok so now I can say my son had a friend I will call Eddie Haskell for privacy he was on Leave It To Beaver kinda squirly trouble marker but
Lumpy rutherford of "Leave It To Beaver " fame died today ,Can eddie haskell be far behind ?
last time durant was paved... Eddie Haskell came over and bothered Wally when he was finished!!!
Lumpy wasn't the town bully; Eddie Haskell, with his subversive wisenheimer ways was -
I'm probably four years late with this comment, but Pete Campbell is a modern day Eddie Haskell.
RIP Lumpy Rutherford. Never got his due living in the shadow of Eddie Haskell, Larry Mondello and Miss Landers.
Lumpy was the likeable fat kid. Eddie Haskell was the bully.
Did you ever notice how much Hunter Pence resembles Eddie Haskell?
Leave It To Beaver (Have you ever wondered what happened to Eddie Haskell when he grew up?)
Hangin' with my boy Eddie Haskell at KYGO in Denver!
Looks like Eddie Haskell sitting right behind him
RIP Lumpy. (Psst, Eddie Haskell was the bad guy!) “Frank Bank, Lumpy on ‘Leave It To Beaver,’ Dies at 71
RIP . My heart will always belong to Eddie Haskell, but there will always be a special place for Clarence "Lumpy" Rutherford.
Drake is the Black progeny of Eddie Haskell.
you are what Eddie Haskell would have been if he grew up and had a closed head injury.
ha! Yes it does suck to have to work at it Eddie Haskell. He let his mask crack a little bit.
It's the Eddie Haskell type of manners to make them appear less guilty.
If Leave It To Beaver continued you'd find out Eddie Haskell became a CEO.
Lumpy Rutherford has passed away. Eddie Haskell already went through his pockets. All he found was a cheese sandwich.
For that matter his friend Eddie Haskell too. He had the wavy hair.
"Beav, being Beav-y" Does that make you the band's Eddie Haskell? ;-)
Leave It To Beaver's Frank Bank (Lumpy) dies That's 'Eddie Haskell' on the left, given away by the mischievous grin.
could have just as well been Eddie Haskell. *Leave It To Beaver". What's the diff?
.That was not meant in an Eddie Haskell sort of way
Eddie Haskell is prepared to produce an air-tight alibi.
Probably because of years of abuse from Eddie Haskell
taking about a UK fan, guy is all UK, yet he spent every day at Sypher trial, stir pot, Eddie Haskell act
Stu Shostak reports that a call he received from Ken "Eddie Haskell" Osmond confirms the death of Frank "Lumpy Rutherford" Bank at age 71.
So, Eminem and Eddie Haskell are en route...please do not lose them!!!
Is Josh Donaldson not a dead ringer for Eddie Haskell?
Everyone secretly thinks you're a jerk because the basketball team called you "Eddie Haskell".
Lord Disick and Eddie Haskell are the same person from different states...
At sales QBRs this week, I got nicknamed 'Eddie Haskell.' Term of endearment or insult? Not sure yet.
The current crop of GOP legislators are Eddie Haskell, John Blutarsky, and the hall monitor that the other nerds used to shove in a locker.
To the young man holding BOTH doors for me: I'm not that old and you should Google 'Eddie Haskell' it will explain my attitude.
Don't try to"Eddie Haskell" me...my B.S. detector has been fine tuned over the years.
Someone might wanna guard Eddie Haskell from
And if you need to be told who Eddie Haskell was, get off my lawn.
Eldest said tonight, “That salad was delicious!” First time for everything. Of course, he’s the one we call Eddie Haskell…
You inspired me with your milky innocence. You're probably more like Eddie Haskell than Beaver Cleaver though. ;)
This guy is like a drunk Eddie Haskell
Reminds me of a character on Leave It To Beaver. ``Wally went out with Eddie Haskell and Tommy Wingels today.''
Yeah, just got called Eddie Haskell. I love moms.
Mean to pick on Boss now. Probably out pub crawling after hard aft with Eddie Haskell and mystery mayor cand. .
Eddie Haskell was making a Woman Suit in his basement. Think back. Did you EVER see Mr.& Mrs. Haskell? Why?
Exciting stuff on the NARN Boss. Senator Eddie Haskell and loser MPLs mayor candidate. You are a star .
Dallas District 14 Debate. Eddie Haskell appears to be one of the candidates.
“me and Eddie Haskell are best of buds” doubt it
me and Eddie Haskell are best of buds
ok we'll maybe I have a little Eddie Haskell in me lol. Just being part of the team
If we're going old school, let's just make an Eddie Haskell reference and get it over with.
Mothers seem to love me, yeah I'm Eddie Haskell.
Went to a time limit draw. They had "famous" judges at ringside, such as Jason Hervey and Eddie Haskell.
toady .. sycophant .. brownnoser .. *** kisser .. curry favour .. Eddie Haskell .. weasel .. get it? :))
My dad just called me Eddie Haskell and you would only understand this if you watched Leave It To Beaver.
Right.so who did Eddie Haskell rape?!
Eddie Haskell = Leave It To Beaver, you silly gooses. the character who always sucked up to parents/teachers always causing mischief
I should have named my kid Eddie Haskell.. His latest ploy? Changing the school attendance contact to this:
I think Eddie Haskell can't teach a non dancer.
I don't have an Eddie Haskell MC but may I just say that you're looking charming this evening, Mrs. Cleaver.
We can be old souls together. Eddie Haskell as an MC would rock. :) *ideas swirl in my brain*
HA!! Eddie Haskell?! I had to think about that one for a second. You can just say you're an old soul!
Eddie Haskell is a perfect role model
One of my son's friends is the perfect Eddie Haskell. Let's just say I'm not fond of him! :)
A YA "Eddie Haskell" type MC would be fun too. (If you know what that means, I love you. If not, don't worry. I'm secretly 65 years old.)
did the Book of Tebow mention Eddie Haskell as a false prophet?
any relation to Eddie Haskell next door?
John calipari and Eddie sutton. Alec Baldwin and bill maher. Donny Osmond and Eddie Haskell.
Bill Self somehow manages to radiate smugness, eddie haskell and irritable bowel syndrome all at once.
My dog is Eddie Haskell. Puts on a show on how well he behaves and loves attention. Then, as soon as you aren't around looks for trouble
Eddie Haskell was cute in the younger episodes of
I've known... And been. Eddie Haskell. Know him well. LOL. Have a great Spring... May see you at Coaches Clinic.
Eddie Haskell from "Leave It To Beaver". Lol. You remember that show years ago right? That is Mike Heuerman lol. No he is great
I think of him like Eddie Haskell from Leave It To Beaver.
sometimes I lie like Eddie haskell. then he dive in an put my legs on his clavicle
The Queen Bee girl is the female Eddie Haskell...never thought about it but it makes sense!
i knew was secretly Eddie Haskell. that's smooth.
One time I was compared to Eddie Haskell, that was cool.
Anyone else aware of the uncanny resemblance between Justin Timberlake and Eddie Haskell?
Wait, this writer is comparing one of the Steubenville rapists to...Eddie Haskell? (Headdesk!)
I don't remember Eddie Haskell ever raping someone on Leave It To Beaver.
Wish I could be there but will be in spirit! Bring them boys back to Freedom Hall Coach, sincerely Eddie Haskell!
Poor confused and confusing. Looks like Eddie Munster, acts like Eddie Haskell.
Really would rather be picking a fight with about the horribleness of James Taylor than reading Eddie Haskell's budget
CW being a suck up wouldn't be so bad if she was good at it. She is the Eddie Haskell of our office.
Some of them were dead-on, though Eddie Haskell was a bit cruel...
Toews definitely. Kane looks like Eddie Haskell getting ready to lie to Mr & Mrs. Cleaver.
Sager obviously isn't a fan of Eddie Haskell
TV’s governor is better written in some ways than the comic. The comic he’s just evil. On TV, he’s Eddie Haskell—subtly evil. He hides it.
I am immune to his fake charm offensive. All he is is President Eddie Haskell.
It's President Eddie Haskell! I believe this as much as Beaver's mom did.
Being wingman as he shops for a new hat. "I like your hat. And I'm not saying that in an Eddie Haskell way".
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