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Doug Stanhope

Douglas Gene Doug Stanhope (born March 25, 1967) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and author known for his on-stage drinking and abrasive comedy routines.

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Susann...I got to know and love...not like that mind you...doug stanhope before he became ..known!
Get Joe Rogan with Doug Stanhope in LA with the front desk concierge app.
Comedy can always be taken the wrong way. If I do a bit that is meant ...
this was taken from one of the most flawless standups I've ever seen; Doug Stanhope's Word of Mouth. Look it up
In the incredulous words of Doug Stanhope: "Could you do less?!".
Bill Burr and Doug Stanhope on Rogan's podcast during the election results. This should be amazing
I was watching Doug Stanhope and I ended up here:. Thanks, Internet!
Apparently this is comedy. You morons need some Doug Stanhope and some Joey Diaz
Race, religion, ethnic pride, nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you've never met . (Doug Stanhope)
I hope you can come to little Bozeman, MT someday just like Bill Burr and Doug Stanhope have.
"If you are offended by any word in any language, it's because your parents were unfit to raise a child". -Doug Stanhope
have you given Doug Stanhope a whirl?
Doug Stanhope announced it first. You're just a meow
He has to fight Doug Stanhope for them.
Watched this rowdy and anarchic Doug Stanhope bootleg last night. Wild, Wild Comedy. It's truly out there.
I added a video to a playlist Joe Rogan Experience - Doug Stanhope
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Any East Bay people want to carpool to/from San Jose to see Doug Stanhope on the 18th?
GUESS WHO'S BACK?! Sally Tomatoes is excited to announce the return of Doug Stanhope in This show...
Why does everyone on Doug Stanhope's podcast talk like Doug Stanhope
-.Doug Stanhope has Saxx, these could be your "signature" underwear.
I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasn't particularly good l...
to start the weekend: 'Doug Stanhope: Beer Hall Putsch' YouTube
I got nothing better to do man. I listened to Aziz Anzaris,Richard Jeni,Bo Burnham,Greg Geraldo,Doug Stanhope,George Carlins. Discographies
"Civility is a learned behaviour and they don't have that class in high school!" - comedian, Doug Stanhope.
Gary Johnson podcast with Doug Stanhope, Joe Rogan, and other comedians at The Comedy Store will happen sometime t…
thank you for getting me to Doug Stanhope, he is my new favorite comedian.
Louis CK is up there, Robin Williams would be on my list, Doug Stanhope, and Dave Attell.
Doug Stanhope urinates in the mouth of political correctness - flushes & repeats later
Doug Stanhope Wants a dirty badass that *** thugs
Doug Stanhope Does a dirty dancer that digs farts
Thank you 🙏🏻 and well done 👏🏻, Doug Stanhope, this is a true friend 😘
Doug Stanhope Knows a dope disco that eats trucks
Amber Heard called his "blackmail" claims "highly defamatory" - now Johnny Depp's friend has lashed out again.
Doug Stanhope Does a dirty boss that dances trucks
So glad to read didn't write the title of that article - yep, she has nothing. 👌. .
Doug Stanhope opens up about Amber Heard lawsuit against him
.says as much as his lawyer Will Allow re: His Mom, That Pesky Lawsuit & more.
you're now The Doug Stanhope it's like a title or something
Great interview with on this morning. Check it out!
You, Ron White, Doug Stanhope druncast at the fun house. That could change the world.
An article by Doug Stanhope claims 'proof' Amber Heard is lying because Depp told Stanhope she was.
Doug Stanhope is really Would recommend special Beer Hall Putsch to any comedy like myself. It's on
For the record my Mt Rushmore is: Hunter Thompson, Saul Williams, Henry Rollins and Doug Stanhope.
I hope you got Doug Stanhope on the show to promote his book also Geoff Tate the comedian is hilarious and coming to NY soon
some great comedians . Doug Stanhope. Jim Jeffries . Hannibal burress . Anthony jeselnik is one of my favourites
comedy is at an all-time high right now. Bill Burr, John Mulaney, Doug Stanhope, Louis CK... we're living in a Golden Age
really good. 3hrs. Shane Smith, Randall Carlson, Grahame Hancock, Bill Burr, Doug Stanhope. The new one with Lance Armstrong was..
I liked a video Doug Stanhope on USA vs UK Violence - Weekly Wipe with Charlie Brooker - BBC
If I were a comedian, I'd be like Doug Stanhope. Probably.
Bill Burr is pretty good these days, along with Doug Stanhope, Jim Jeffries, Hannibal Burres and Louis CK, at least IMO
"You ever look in the mirror and think 'that can't be accurate'?" -- Doug Stanhope
I spent more than a full day of my life enjoying, ranking, and writing about comedy catalog. Dive in
It is 5am and I just learned Doug Stanhope is filming his first stand up special in almost 3 years. I can sleep like a baby now.
Proposal of a Doug Stanhope Caucus of the Libertarian Party: Originally Written and Published in August or Se...
Doug Stanhope “You make your own christianity” - why do people believe in crazy thing it if funny to make fun o...
Okay friends of mine I just scored a ticket for Doug Stanhope's live recording in bisbee on Nov 21. Only 100...
Ep. Back in the USA with UK Tour Highlights pt. 1: . Doug and Bingo are back from...
Doug Stanhope just announced he's shooting a new special later this month. *sits down and stares at clock* Is it out yet??
Why does Doug Stanhope keep emailing me
"Take jury duty...If it's any victimless crime...anything that's none of your god *** business...you just say 'Not guilty'" - Doug Stanhope
I still think it's shocking that you punched doug stanhope.
Today we rank the entire catalog of from great to greatest.
Ranking the catalog of Doug Stanhope via
Absolutely shattered & a little (quite a lot) drunk, but still with it enough to enjoy some Doug.
Rape and retards Doug Stanhope talks Daniel Tosh and humor in PC USA via
Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist - Doug Stanhope
You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour. Doug Stanhope
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I would like to personally thank Doug Stanhope for keeping me sane.
Exactly what I think when people say "we" did something in most contexts.
Would I take a pill to be able to write jokes like Doug Stanhope? You're god *** right I would.
I added a video to a playlist Doug Stanhope - Catholics vs Nazis.mpg
Nationalism does nothing but teach you to hate people you never met, & to take pride in accomplishments you had no part …
lisent to the show with Jim Breuer and you need europe and europe needs you. Doug Stanhope was here 3 days ago and it was fille
Xtra show Doug Stanhope on Oct 26th!. Please note that we will refuse entry to anyone who tries to attend both shows.
2 tickets to Doug Stanhope at The Lowry - Manchester, 17 Oct, fv £30.00 ea. Buy with protection:
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How about some Doug Stanhope to perk things up? Here's the one about his mom's suicide.
It was around minute 4 that I realised I'm turning into a less funny, less alcoholic version of Brendon Burns and Doug Stanhope.
Doug Stanhope, the best thing ever when the sun goes down in my head and I don't know how to make it so.
.a girl with a great can to sit on my face while I listen to Doug Stanhope's stand up special
Stanhope: "I go onstage, it's like I'm leading you into battle. You're not all going to be here at the end.".
Or, as Doug Stanhope put it, if you really think that death leads to eternal happiness then what are you doing wearing a seatbelt?
Do you understand how much I enjoy Doug Stanhope?.
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Doug Stanhope talks briefly about his forthcoming memoir:
"The audience is the worst part of art." ~ Doug Stanhope
. has tons of cool shows coming up: Lightning Bolt, The Ex, Chelsea Wolfe, Doug Stanhope, Holly Herndon, htt…
To paraphrase Doug Stanhope: "I'm Alexandra Petri, and that's why I drink."
"Tradition and heritage are all dead people's baggage, stop carrying it. Move forward." - Doug Stanhope
- interview with Doug Stanhope is on now
My interview with for ahead of his Scandinavian tour in October (also UK and Ireland)
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Doug Stanhope obliterating hecklers about the stupidity of national pride Through source
Don Simon is back with an interview with the great Doug Stanhope
Does Taki Stanhope know what her dad was up to with Doug Boyce?
Doug Stanhope brings UK tour to Leeds: 'I'm only happy when I'm complaining' - Huddersfield Examiner: Huddersf...
'I'm only happy when I'm complaining'
Fans of comedians are an odd bunch. Have you ever seen the Doug Stanhope ones? I q like him, his fans scare me tho.
Who has tickets to see Doug Stanhope? THIS guy
Doug Stanhope "steals" them from hotel rooms and sells them at his stand up comedy gigs! !lol!
“Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.” ― Doug Stanhope
It's weird, but he always looked kind of like Doug Stanhope to me. Like if Stanhope spent a lot of time in Church.
Bret Easton Ellis in conversation with Doug Stanhope. What a pleasure.
Doug Stanhope summed up Occupy perfectly in Beer Hall Putcsh.
I might go to bed tonight listening to the caustic comedy of Doug Stanhope, but somehow I think I need his honest bile.
did not know you were in the military Gen Doug Stanhope
Drunk, obsolete, comedian (his words) now has a 2nd night on sale Sat 3rd Oct tix here
I got to see u and Doug Stanhope in Portland,Maine a couple years ago.A huge highlight in an otherwise bleak comedy landscape
Getting into this new comedian Doug Stanhope. He works it right. Check him on Netflix.
i tried watching it but couldn't, have you watched Doug Stanhope?
I liked a video Doug Stanhope view on nationalism
I saw you open for Doug Stanhope in Muncie, IN. Pumped to see you on
Ep. Everybody Is Leaving Me: . A quick podcast before Doug is alone and slips into a ...
"raising awareness is another form of doing nothing" - Doug Stanhope.
Junior Stopka!! dominating! [very well recommended by Doug Stanhope]
I'll throw in a vote for Doug Stanhope.
I'll be sending him the biography of Doug Stanhope, when it's done.
Listening to the Doug Stanhope Podcast, my 2nd favorite podcast
Doug Stanhope is on You spend a lot of time in bars. You & should create
thinking about this brings to mind a certain comedian's open: "I'm Doug Stanhope, and that's why I drink."
I saw Doug Stanhope live at a small club with a friend, and we sat right up front. I muttered something to my friend...
mate get on the Doug Stanhope podcasts & Richard Herrings RHLSTP, epic
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Listening to Ep. Post Vacation Cocktails with Doug & Chaille from The Doug Stanhope Podcast.
There's a lot of different types of comedians but "opened for Doug Stanhope" seems to stay truest to expectation
those commercials made me hate Doug Stanhope
I liked a video Doug Stanhope: Something to Take the Edge Off (2000) [FULL SHOW]
would be cool to see Doug Stanhope, Pat Cooper*, Sarah Silverman, Roseanne Barr, Dave Chappelle and(or) Matt Stone & Trey Parker
comedians like Doug Stanhope and Jim Jeffries still manage to exist today
Happy birthday, Doug Stanhope! You are in my comedian top 10 amongst the likes of Pryor, Carlin, and G.W. Bush.
Happy birthday to comedian Doug Stanhope (March 25,1967), author of “Fun with Pedophiles: The Best of Baiting” (2006).
Happy Birthday. Today in 1967 – Doug Stanhope, American comedian and actor was born.
Louie C.K is the best comedian. - Sorry, Doug Stanhope holds the current title. :)
Sheldon Cooper, Superman, Doug Stanhope on my zombie apocalypse team?..
New Weekly Wipe just isn't as good as older Charlie Brooker shows. The Russell Brand sketches suck badly. Doug Stanhope is really missed.
Doug Stanhope, Richard Herring, Barry and Angelos, old Adam and Joe ones and Scroobius Pip's distraction pieces.
my xmas morning consists of watching Doug Stanhope, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Rodney Dangerfield. All The Best
What do Barry Wellman, Erving Goffman, Howard Rheingold, Doug Stanhope, Joe Satriani and George Carlin have in common? Personal tag in my LJ
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doug stanhope, stand up comedian very funny, he would hate this I think.
Doug Stanhope is a younger George Carlin. Awesome comedian!
They should replace Josh Gad with Doug Stanhope and make this a reality show.
anyone that heard successful comedian Doug Stanhope's podcast this week knows that "published" means ***
Avast! Stand-up comedian Doug Stanhope laughs in the face of self-destruction
'Doug Stanhope - Beer Hall Putsch' - A perfect blend of dark humor and story telling
Doug Stanhope's Yelp Reviews - go for it, waste your entire day reading these
Those Burnistoun tickets went pretty fast. I'm surprised it wasn't a bigger venue. Last I went to the King's it was to see Doug Stanhope.
"I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me." . -Doug Stanhope
Who is your favorite live performer? — For stand up comedy it's between Doug Stanhope and Kevin Eldon. Stanhope ...
Have you ever seen Doug Stanhope perform? — Been a long time. Last set I saw him perform was No Refunds, I belie...
Who is your favorite live performer? — Umbilical brothers! Either that or Doug Stanhope
Doug Stanhope. Bill Hicks. George Carlin. Dark, nihilistic and funny as *** (IMHO)
>if so, which other podcasts would you recommend? Doug Stanhope's is the only other one I listen to religiously...
yup! Listen to Doug Stanhope's one on there too.
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Love it. Still got the last series saved on the Sky Box. So funny! Hope Doug Stanhope makes an appearance.
Reminds me of an upbeat Doug Stanhope!
Episode The Retirement Podcast: Doug is back in Bisbee with comedian Brett Erickson (
I bet they all need to put on loose sweats before tuning in a Doug Stanhope show.
"there's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.". Philosopher Doug Stanhope
*** America come on two strikes down and you wanna go for three. Please tell me this some sorta Doug Stanhope set up.
"My dad used to wash my mouth out with soap but that was just to get rid of any traces of his dna.". -Doug Stanhope
"The Trial of Doug Stanhope" produced by using the bit on your mom's passing. Instant sensation.
check out charlie brooker screen wipe on yt. Pretty hilarious tear down of tv and media including a funy yank Doug Stanhope.
Why are people still shocked when Eminem says something offensive? Are people still surprised by Doug Stanhope? Sarah Silverman? Jeff Ross?
Frankie Boyle, Jim Jeffries, Doug Stanhope, 3 I regularly watch. Many jokes in their sets some would be appalled at.
Doug Stanhope's Podcast - 42 - The Plaza with Tom Rhodes, Glenn Wool and...: via
Doug Stanhope goes beyond the line:
George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Tim Minchin, Doug Stanhope, Jim Jefferies, Bo Burnham have all had some sort of influence on how I view the wolrd
Doug Stanhope is a DGAF-type libertarian stand-up comedian, reminiscent of if Bill Hicks had grown up in the internet age.
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Life's just so hilarious sometimes. Like George Carlin or Doug Stanhope hilarious. Funny but still pretty depressing
and of course, Lenny Bruce. Modern day masters like Doug Stanhope continue with that anger
"When I come out on stage it's like I'm leading you into battle, because when this is over some of you won't be here anymore." -Doug Stanhope
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I'd just write a check for the cure but nobody claps for me then! ♫ 10k Fun Run For Nothing – Doug Stanhope
Listening to Getting Doug with High (EP 44 Doug Stanhope - Getting Doug with Drunk)
Just got my tickets to see Doug Stanhope! Sept 19th! At the mohawk
and Doug Stanhope's guest appearences on Newswipe.
Jim Norton and Doug Stanhope in one night. shiok.
... gonna get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. None should blame you for walking out early.” ~ Doug Stanhope
Doug Stanhope: "raising awareness is another form of doing nothing. How about you just cut a cheque?".
Doug Stanhope is the least funny person I've ever had that bad fortune of hearing
been listening to alot of Doug Stanhope... Classics are Pryor and Murphy and Robin Harris is maybe my all time
you look a bit like Doug Stanhope here
I think that's the next one on my list. I've been through the 'Doug Stanhope' ones recently. Very Hicks like in his delivery.
Oh my god, this Doug Stanhope bit about his mom's death is incredible
Doug Stanhope: Fun run for nothing and raising awareness: via
I didn't even have an STD. Not a single one, not even AIDS. I thought about Doug Stanhope, he's like "Take the AIDS test!"
Genuinely. If you've never witnessed Doug Stanhope, then you're missing out. Start with him on Weekly Wipe and thank me later 👍
doug stanhope is basically who I imagine saul goodman would've gone on to be
Getting Doug with Drunk ;-) Stanhope was a good sport. Can Bingo join in if there is a next time?
Weed is not drug of choice, but listen to him smoke it anyway on the latest GETTING DOUG W/ HIGH.
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