Daniel Jacob Stern (born August 28, 1957) is an American film and television actor. He is known for his roles in the Hollywood films C.H.U.D., Diner, City Slickers, the first two Home Alone films where he played bandit Marv Merchants and as the narrator for the television series The Wonder Years.
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Daniel Stern, will you make these? I want to be fed something this delightful & Bill Thomas Is going out of town. Maybe the lovely Karen Brooks-Pender will create them?
The 50th episode of the Simpsons is 'Homer Alone.' First of all, yes I have already done this half a hundred days. Second, the name of the show not only. goes to its plot but also its writer. The writer was David M. Stern who is the brother of Daniel Stern (one of the stars of the movie Home Alone as well as the narrator on the tv show the Wonder Years). After stress gets the better of Marge and she parks in the middle of a bridge, Marge narrowly avoids jail and ends up in Rancho Relaxo (which is a spa). Everyone's adventures without Marge generally play out like a John Hughes movie. Homer and Barney have to find an escaped Maggie just in time. Marge relaxes in the spa like nothing is wrong. Lisa and Bart are horrified by their stay with their twin aunts. Everyone winds up on the couch at the end. The genesis of the idea was to have a show that focused on Marge and ironically Marge ended up with very little screen time. It basically came to show what a world without Marge would look like. The show was no ...
nope. You got robbed by the TUPPERWARE BANDITS. They're like the Wet Bandits but all Daniel Stern no Joe Pesci
No matter how old I get, I will always laugh at Daniel Stern beating up Joe Pesci in Home Alone with the crow bar.
FULL RARE out-of-print indy film starring Michael Keaton, Daniel Stern, Brendan Fraser & Amber Valletta. Cutthroat salesmen, craziness, and a good script. No...
Daniel Stern and Laurie Metcalf are the couple I didn't know I needed
Daniel Stern shouldn't pick on Macaulay Culkin like that. After all, Stern knows what it's like to be a young Fred Savage.
Randy Quaid is the poor man's Daniel Stern
2003 12-22 ... Sather AB BIAP Baghdad Iraq... USO visit from Daniel Stern (Home Alone movies, etc.) and his son. LtCol Connie L Allen presents him with a 123rd CES coin and promises a 447th ECES coin when we get them.
Forget Fay Wray, Jamie Lee Curtis or Neve Campbell... Daniel Stern is the greatest Scream Queen!
Modern Christmas Classic now on AMC. Tim Curry, Rob Schneider, Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern and McCauley Culkin in New York.
I'll start reviewing on Home Alone 2. Home Alone 2 was released in theaters on November 20, 1992. The movie stars some of the same actors reprising their roles. Macaulay Culkin reprises his role as Kevin in the 2nd one and Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern both reprise their roles as the burglars and Catherine O'Hara and John Heard reprise their roles as Kevin's parents. The movie also stars Tim Curry, Brenda Fricker, Rob Schneider and a few others. Ally Sheedy also made a cameo appearance in the movie too, in which she played a New York ticket agent that Kevin sees at the airport when he got off his flight. The movie is about Kevin, who is 10 years old in the movie, he and his family are going on vacation again for the holiday. They went to Paris, France in the 1st movie but this time, they go to Florida. The next day, they get to the airport and Kevin suddenly goes on the wrong airplane because his dad's camera needed batteries so he puts batteries in there and after that, he tells his dad to wait up for him b ...
Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern should all team up for another Home Alone sequel... This time the Wet Bandits come back to terrorize a grown up (drug addicted) Kevin McCallister.
No question about it: Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, and Daniel Stern all need to make a Home Alone comeback. I propose a romantic comedy where Kevin McCallister is Home Alone during the holidays and meets the girl of his Chirstmas wishes as they both micheviously retaliate against Harry and Marv once again in the traditional "Home Alone" fashion. Forget what you may know about that god-forsaken Home Alone 4, because this would be the real deal: Home Alone - Launch the Mistletoe.
I don't care what anyone says. Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern were comedic gold in those movies.
At some point, you would believe that Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern would move on to the next house
I want Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern to come rob my house.
Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern & the guy behind the counter are such *** in Home Alone 2. I hate people that act EXACTLY like them!
Indulging in a little Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, and Daniel Stern...'Home Alone' a Christmas time classic. Taking it in while decorating the tree!
Daniel Stern, of The Wet Bandits in Home Alone, narrated for Kevin Arnold in The Wonder Years. Really?
Wise Guy Wednesday! The Wet Bandits from Home Alone were wise guys, right? Daniel Stern agreed to have the tarantula put on his face for exactly one take. He had to mime screaming because the noise would have scared the spider and the scream was dubbed in later. (IMDB)
John Hughes, Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern, John Williams - 20 plus years later, the Home Alones still hold up. I'd say they are Christmas classics. And a nice revival of slapstick.
deaths of burglars in Home Alone 2 Joe Pesci: 6 Daniel Stern: 9( this only includes one time of Stern sucking brick)
That awesome moment when you're flipping through the channels and you hear that music and instantly know that Kevin McCallister is setting traps for an already battered and befuddled Daniel Stern and Joe Pesci.
can you link me to this in DM as well, left my computer at work and hate reading on my phone. Looking forward to it. Thanks!
will send you a direct message. In the mean-time, enjoy my unproven study on NL lineup construction -
never really went beyond personal use, send me your email and I will send you the spreadsheet tomorrow.
Published anywhere? Would like to read more about. Love analyzing new value-theories
understand you now, I like it. I have one I created on my own that basically combines them (and more) to determine base value.
focus is purely on hitting prowess - not overall ability since not factoring OBP - just hitting.
ha that's funny! Need to use ISO more. I use 2 stats: AVG (how often gets a hit) & TB/H (what type of hit when gets a hit)
need to get you in the NL-only fantasy baseball league next year. This -->
do you mean (TB-H)/AB? Big ISO fan, so much so that it autocorrects in my phone!
Agreed. I think TB/H > SLG to isolate power. TB/H and AVG all I need to know about hitting skill. Thoughts?
ERA/WHIP/BAA - not all great pitchers have high strikeout numbers
“Bonds' IBBs from 2001-04 alone would put him nine behind Hank Aaron for the most of all time.”
My two favorite narrators after Morgan Freeman: Jean Sheperd in "A Christmas Story" and Daniel Stern in "The Wonder Years"
TIL Macaulay Culkin is 33 years old, the same age Daniel Stern (who played Marv) was in the first Home Alone movie.
Wait! A Disney movie version of the Expendables! Like all the 90's movies and all that jazz. They need to fight like Daniel Stern!!?!!
I think that's Daniel Stern from City Slickers 2 by the Artist Formerly Known as Prince.
in Paris there's a Rue Daniel Stern and when I saw that I was like WHA-AT?
Sitcoms need less mockumentary-style talking-to-camera and more Daniel Stern voice overs as characters stare off into the distance.
*Waves at you from the cruise liner stern*
It was SO good, and so dark, and that Daniel Stern scene? One of the funniest, most startling deaths ever.
Joe Pesci & DANIEL STERN. Due to changes in the law you may now be able to pursue Personal Injury claims against Macauley Culkin.
Watched Breaking Away with tonight; ab lovable cycling star with sidekick friends played by young Daniel Stern and Dennis Quaid.
Carl gets left behind in prison by accident. Uses elaborate traps to kill zombie Joe Pesci & zombie Daniel Stern.
I'd rather have Daniel Stern narrate my life
So, posts a pic of himself looking like a disheveled Daniel Stern, and I'm the only one…
I like Soldado but not sure how suited he is in the role of Home A-lone striker?
. Roberto soldado is a ringer for Daniel stern
I can't be the only one who saw that photo and immediately did a Daniel Stern image search.
Just me or does Belinelli look like Daniel Stern?
Tis the season to walk behind your gf while they shop...
Daniel Stern - underrated. Add Home Alone 2 to the list of squeals that I am more fond of than the originals. 1.
I want to be the broken glass that Daniel Stern steps on in Home Alone
I want to be the nail that Daniel Stern steps on in Home Alone
I hate that intern who looks like Daniel Stern on kill him off and bring Zack back.
Update 1: been up since 530am. Nerve-wrecking means extra gym time!
change is never easy. you fight to hold on. You fight to let go."Daniel stern"
I bet every time someone from my generation says they want Morgan Freeman or Samuel L. Jackson to narrate their life, Daniel Stern cries.
I played monopoly with him once. He kept saying it's Daniel stern it's Daniel stern.
Watching 'Blue Thunder' with Roy Scheider, Malcom McDowell, and a very young Daniel Stern.. year.. 1983... anyone remember this movie?
BTW, because I know you're wondering: the gummy bears book is Swingland by Daniel "Not the Home Alone Guy" Stern.
I have a growing concern that Daniel Stern is going to revert back to his Sticky Bandit days.
I'm 35, and it's one of my favorite Xmas flicks. It's hilarious! I also had a crush on Daniel Stern, however.
Closing statements for the county beginning with Daniel Stern of Klee Bogdanoff, LA-based outside attorneys
Macaulay Culkin is 33 now. I think it's time for a fifth sequel where Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern slowly stalk and murder him.
November 1979: give that Casting Director an Oscar! BREAKING AWAY has young Daniel Stern, Dennis Quaid, Jackie Haley:
Penny dropped today. Marco Belinelli looks like Daniel Stern in Home Alone
Watching 'A Christmas Story 2.' Daniel Stern is ok, but he's no Darren McGavin.
I remember the day Hank was finally verified. Children wept from pure joy. Confetti was aplenty in HQ
Hitting up all the SF Must-Do's today. Next up: Comstock. Then a little bourbon tasting, right
Everytime Michael Jackson rimmed Macauley Culkin, he just imagined he was Daniel Stern sticking his head through a catflap.
Home Alone is a 1990 American family comedy film written and produced by John Hughes and directed by Chris Columbus. The film stars Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister, an eight-year-old boy who is mistakenly left behind when his family flies to Paris for their Christmas vacation. Kevin initially relishes being Home Alone, but soon has to contend with two would-be burglars played by Daniel Stern and Joe Pesci. The film also features Catherine O'Hara and John Heard as Kevin's parents. As of 2009, Home Alone was the highest-grossing comedy of all time. It spawned a successful franchise, with four sequels and three video games.
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Met Daniel Stern last night. Grew up on his crazy characters in movies. He has been a working actor for 39 years. He had amazing insight on the modern movie biz and was a *** funny guy. Very cool hanging.
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Most want Morgan Freeman, but I'd rather have Daniel Stern narrate my life.
by him, I mean Brian Kenny. Just a funny point-counterpoint
Exactly. You hope writers aren't "just writers" but understand what they write about on a daily basis. Demeaning by him
8 things you may not know about me, because Kate Davis Pitsley did it, and I liked it. 1. I had never eaten a chicken wing until about 2 years ago, and now I am a junkie. I lie to loved ones about where I am and what I am doing so I can eat wings alone. 2. My inner voice sounds like Daniel Stern (yes Kevin Arnold's voice on the Wonder Years) 3. The wonder years is one of my favorite shows of all time, along with Roseanne and Quantum Leap. 4. I have almost no marketable job skills, if my company were to fire me, I'm too specialized to work anywhere other than Petco (because LinkedIn keeps saying they are interested in me) 5. I will stop my car in traffic to get out and talk to a dog. Even in the rain, if it's a golden retriever. 6. I count my brother and sister as 2 of my best friends. And I can spend 2 hours on the phone with my mother twice a week. 7. I hate Kevin Bacon, but I love footloose. 8. My right foot is a whole size bigger than my left foot but they both still fit in children's size shoes. Perha ...
Funny, yes, but also a good question
..argument for writers is going on "watching" daily still. Right or wrong, that's the justification.
You already know the argument I'm sure: just post-game analysis portends all situations equal, can lead to empty numbers...
I half expected Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern to storm the house as well. Too bad Bond didn't rig paint cans.
The only thing I've ever run is my vote. I never bore people with my personal view of the awards world. It's ju…
I'll miss that big club on Clay Matthews' hand. It looked like the bowling ball stuck on Daniel Stern's hand in "Breaking Away."
The has officially arrived in SF. I feel safer already!!! (Cc
After the Heat win, Daniel Stern will pull a PKMN Lg saying that theyd be Champs if the Philadelphia Wigginses hadnt got there 1st
change is never easy.. u fight to hold on..u fight to let go -Daniel Stern-. morning peeps :D
Never understood that: a walk is a dead play with max runner advancement 1 base, whereas a hit minimum advancement is 1 base
All except Ruth accused of or acknowledged use of "enhancements" - interesting!
Thank you for living me anyway Daniel Stern
Oh and Sean Penn looks like Daniel Stern (Home Alone villain) in this. Epic hairdo, complete makeover.
I feel like Daniel Craig was born stern faced and 35 years old
[feed] Tonight at the Hand-Eye Supply Curiosity Club - Jeff Shay and Rebecca Gilbert of the C.C. Stern Type Fo...
How much are you willing to overpay for a right-handed platoon partner of Gregor Blanco?
The Wonder Years never really explained how Kevin Arnold's changed to the thief from Home Alone's voice, Daniel Stern.
That Stephen Drew (6-for-53, 19 K's in postseason) is rejecting $14.1M qualifying offer shows how much funny money owners …
Still can't help but think of Daniel Stern in Home Alone when I see him
And we're off! kicks off with introductions by Daniel Stern, Mobile Monday lead organiser and man behind set up here
Yes Eugene Levy, because Daniel Stern is only there Mon-Wed morn, and Fabian's moving the boys to afternoons!
Ira Glass would be Daniel Stern in my Wonder Years
just read a great article about my mentor Chef Daniel Stern... Totally inspired to do better and go harder.
There's no bigger sign of how quickly the holidays are approaching than seeing Daniel Stern get hit in the face with multiple bricks!
Daniel Stern is in some of my favorite movies.
Daniel Stern's scream when that spider is on his face is just unbelievably funny.
Word up. The 22 for me goes all the way back to July of '86 when I became a fan and Will The Thrill!!
Thanks, Todd. I need every reader I can get. Can I bring you some coffee and a croissant? you don't know me, but …
So no chance they know Harvey Danger or The Toadies or Reel Big Fish?
Do you think Daniel Stern ever gets sick of people asking him to narrate their being?
My fav flip off that album is this:.
Congrats Tommy. Send me an email, want to hear details. Let me know how I can help.
To paraphrase Clint in 'Unforgiven': not about what's fair, it's about what happens
"So bad it's funny" video about Hopefully they get ratings talking about you -->
Swingland is an expose of Daniel Stern's journey into the swinger lifestyle
It's weird, but I miss listening to Daniel Carver's messages of hate on The Howard Stern Show.
Watching Diner (1982) with Steve Guttenberg, Mickey Rourke, Kevin Bacon, Daniel Stern and Paul Reiser. All the guys are very young but still exactly the same...except Kevin Bacon. He's really changed. It's easy to recognise him but he had such a cute, soft look as a youngster.
From City Slickers to Homesteading Maybe you remember the 1991 film starring the late Jack Palance, Billy Crystal, Daniel Stern, Bruno Kirby, Helen Slater, and Yeardley Smith (the voice of Lisa Simpson) that tells the story of three wealthy men in the throes of midlife crises who attempt to find themselves on a cattle ranch. Getting far more than they bargained for, each returns to their lives in New York City changed men, ready to face their former lives with a new outlook and a set of skills that most who are raised in a “concrete jungle” traditionally don’t learn. Of course City Slickers is a comedy with a Hollywood-style ending where everybody wins and finds deeper meaning in their lives in the hopes of enriching their current circumstances. But for those of us who know that clearly “something is rotten in the state of Denmark,” the necessity of swapping out the apartment or suburban home in the concrete jungle for a cattle ranch has to be something that is weighing heavily on your mind. No ...
Karen McNeill (Christina Ricci) Evie (Miranda Cosgrove) Tom McNeil (Daniel Stern) and Ann Cusack, but there's nothing …
Miranda Cosgrove and Daniel Stern have been here yesterday!
what if there's a lost final episode of The Wonder Years where Daniel Stern narrates how he's about to commit the burglary in Home Alone
Good evening. Your lady looks like Daniel Stern
Game's gone flat. Daniel Stern was also in City Slickers 1 & 2, and a film called Bushwhacked.
Nothing much happening in this game now. Amusing myself by looking into other films that Daniel Stern, aka Marv aka has been in.
yes. They also need to kidnap Brady like in that terrible basketball movie with Dan Akroyd and Daniel Stern
I'm clearly Daniel Stern. You'll need to google it but its worth the hassle
And Daniel Stern watching the whole time. :((
"There has been a substitution. Tonight the part of Severus Snape will be played by Daniel Stern"
And pretty sure is the narrator ala Daniel Stern. Even boy Jeff Garlin is on it!
Remember when Daniel Stern was the voice of Dilbert.
Change is never easy. U fight to hold on. . And u fight to let go. -Daniel Stern-
“Yahoo!” was ruined for me when sad *** Daniel Stern yelled it in City Slickers. It’s fitting that a purple bevel is its legacy.
It's a call to arms. Get a chance to see the Singularity.
You guys, the pilot for The Goldbergs is now online! Also pulls a Daniel Stern and narrates the series!
Plat du Daniel Stern's crab served with a savory and rémoulade.
*** sign Favre. Assumes 49ers think need help 49ers should give Pack taste of own medicine, sig…
Daniel Stern says in Rookie of the Year. Most underrated sports comedy ever...
you're sitting by Daniel Stern?! He's a godamned American treasure. Leave him be.
congrats Paul, I'll be on the lookout!
I wish Daniel Stern would have stopped by the tonight! Would have been awesome to have met him as well!
I Watched The Goldbergs. Kind of a Married With Children meets The Wonder Years. I dig it. is this generation's Daniel Stern.
True, and will always be the case. I just don't see it happening 1 post-Felix CY & 2 Max is the near the top of most stats
a lot of people have the "x stat = y award" mentality, cy voting tends to be better than mvp. Pesky narrative persists
I think people more focused on his W/L record; indicates he pitches deep & rarely allows unmanageable amount of runs for a loss
"A novel is a book where something goes wrong about a third from the end." --Daniel Stern [The Suicide Academny]
Daniel Stern in Diner is my kind of guy. He's a hero.
Kevin Arnold becomes the voice in Daniel Stern's head.
we need the Yankee fan equivalents of Daniel Stern and Dan Akroyd in Celtic Pride to kidnap Stewart for the rest of the year
What movie is born actor Daniel Stern best known for? Hint: the Christmas classic has several sequels.
Wouldn't it have felt like a different show if Joe Pesci had narrated "The Wonder Years" instead of Daniel Stern?
Jack Black,Shania,honeyboo boo,Tolstoy,lou piniella,eric lindros, hollywood and slider from top gun,Jason Priestley,Daniel Stern and ME!
This is a really great scene with Ellen Barkin & Daniel Stern in Diner.
It starred Steve Guttenberg,Mickey Rourke,Paul Riser and Daniel Stern. It's about them growing up and becoming men.
And to think, the only thing Joe Pesci, and Daniel Stern really needed in order to rob that house was some bees.
I feel like Macauley Culkin in Home Alone, all I need is for Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern to come to my house but i wont boobie trap I'll kill
I bet Dan Akroyd and Daniel Stern are in the Garden for game six
Yale has Star Trek TNG playing in the background while he works. I couldn't hear properly from across the office, so I called him and he put his phone on speaker and I put my phone on speaker and now I get to listen, too, while I work. NERDALERT. Daniel Stern is jealous.
If you want a solid movie to watch i suggest Diner, was breakout role for Mickey Rourke, Kevin Bacon, Daniel Stern, and Steve Guttenberg
In the movie Diner, set in 1959 Daniel Stern lectures Ellen Barkin abt the importance of his record collection & I swear I see Ratt in there
Movie fans.classic alert!!! "Diner" is on vh1classic station. Fabulous ensemble cast..young and early roles...Kevin Bacon, Mickey Rourke, Ellen Barkin, Steve Guttenberg, Daniel Stern. So many great scenes and overall great story.
Has anyone ever seen Bradley Cooper and Daniel Stern together? Impossible if my theory is correct.
Have Daniel Stern narrate how they go their separate ways?
Lindy's in Hawaii, so I'm Home Alone; I have preemptively rigged the whole apartment with booby traps for when Joe Pesci and The Voice from The Wonder Years break in. This is gonna be some uproarious comic mischief.
The lead the by 5 points at halftime. Who do YOU think ends up winning this Game 2 of the
It is time to have a serious look at raising the legal drinking age to 21.
Focus: To clearly see the defeat of the second prince, Satan and the victory of Jesus Christ Key Verse: The kingdom of the world has become the kingdom of our Lord and of His Christ, and He will reign for ever and ever Revelation 11:15 Discuss and Learn Together: Ø The Loser, Satan the Defeated Prince o Consider the history of Satan: What is the origin and fall of Satan and how did he become the prince of this world? § What descriptions of Satan do we find in (Ezekiel 28:12-17 & Isaiah 14:13-14) § How did Jesus describe Satan’s role in this world? (John 12:31) § What is the end of Satan reign? (Luke 10:18, Revelation 9:1) o When the end times arrive, who are his allies? § The Beast, the archenemy of God. Underline or circle the words or phrases that describe him in these passages: Daniel 8:23-25 "In the latter part of their reign, when rebels have become completely wicked, a stern-faced king, a master of intrigue, will arise. 24 He will become very strong, but not ...
Daniel Stern's soul-handshake with Max Von Sydow in _Hannah and Her Sisters is definitively the greatest thing of all time.
We are exceedingly pleased and proud to announce that beginning with our 2013 – 2014 season the orchestra will be led by GUY BRAUNSTEIN as Principal Conductor. Violinist and Conductor Guy Braunstein was born in Tel Aviv, Israel, and studied the violin under the guidance of Chaim Taub and later in New York with Glenn Dicterow and Pinchas Zuckerman. He started performing as an international soloist and a chamber musician at a young age and has since played with the Israel Philharmonic, Tonhalle Zurich, Bamberg Symphony, Copenhagen Radio and Frankfurt Radio Orchestras, as well as the Philharmonica de la Scalla, Berliner Philharmoniker and many others. His success brought him quickly to the world's most important venues and he has collaborated with musicians such as Issac Stern, András Schiff, Zubin Mehta, Maurizio Pollini, Vladimir Fedosejew, Yefim Bronfman, Daniel Barenboim, Lioba Braun, Sir Simon Rattle, Mitsuko Ushida, Andrey Boreyko, Lang Lang, Jonathan Nott, Emmanuel Ax, Gary Bertini, Pierre Laurent ...
Very nice to see Daniel stern popping up in average film tho. Do check out stern in another film 'Diner'. Absolute class.
So I rented little monsters. How's this for irony. Daniel stern is playing Fred Savages dad. On wonder years he was the narrator and the older Kevin Arnold. Also Ben savage plays Eric the brother and on boy meets world he has an older brother named Eric.
Daniel Stern's filmography is a national treasure.
Take it back. Daniel Stern was a green belt and YOU KNOW IT.
I think we should just require John Hamm to do all commercial voice over work. I wonder if he's available for my inner monologue?
If you've never listened to the commentary for 'C.H.U.D.' I highly suggest it. Great insight from John Heard, Daniel Stern and Christopher Curry on the making of the film.
1953-2013 -- Camp Ramah in New England celebrates its 60th anniversary this year! In our eighteenth and FINAL weekly video (leading up to our 60th anniversar...
What are the most underrated American genre films of the 1980s? (In this case, 'underrated' meaning "I don't see/hear many film fans giving this movie any love or respect")
Watchin' the Tony's tonight? Anybody see anything this season on Broadway?
At a hotel bar surrounded by the aunts of both the groom and bride of the wedding I'm attending, watching playoff hockey, I'm doing my best to behave, because I wanna scream obscenities at the tv.
must read It was raining hard. It seemed like the grey clouds wanted to drain out every drop of water from themselves to compensate for the lack of tears from my eyes. I still couldn’t believe what was happening. Standing behind me were men and women dressed in black. And in front of me was Daniel, sleeping peacefully in his new bed. A priest was saying something but I didn’t care. Dan won’t move. You promised me you’ll never leave me alone. How could you? I was phasing out but I held myself together. That night for the first time in my life I felt lonely. The empty house pained me. And I cried, I cried because I missed Dan. His jacket that hung on the chair still had his form. The room still smelled of his favorite perfume. His shoes were still lying awkwardly in the middle of the living room. I collapsed right beside them, unable to hold my tears anymore. There was a storm outside and inside the house at the same time. I couldn’t sleep. Next morning, I was at the graveyard again. I placed his ...
don't we all gaze off wistfully & hear our own lives narrated in past tense by Daniel Stern from time to time?
-last smile before turning her dark eyes to Daniel- Don't let her fall, Sheppard. -stern look that quickly--
C.h.u.d is one of my top 5 B movies. Love it!
Remember back in the early 80's there was this local phone # that you could call and a man with a very pronounce country dialect answered on a recorded message with the following greeting " Wake up White People " and then launched into a very descriptive racial rant that was as stupid as it was comical .I would like to have that greeting as my ring tone .just for the reactions I would get in a public place .
Walter Johnson pitched three shutouts in a four-day span in 1908.
Any update on Raul Mondesi's nephew is
Daniel Stern arguing with his wife at the birthday party is a hysterical scene.
Today I'll try the new pinball machine by Stern! friends see you at the Emporium…
I don't think it's a good idea for me to stay Home Alone. When ever my family's out I have these delusions that Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern are trying to break in and I booby trap the whole house.
Daniel stern is treating flopping like Selig did steroids, wait til its a rampant problem before you actually do anything about it.
Just for laughs. If the three paddies tsatsu,Lithur and quashie-Idun.., if you were to assign characters from the movie Home Alone 2 to them . Which would you assign to tsatsu and Lithur only.
Re-watching these Wonder Years episodes, Daniel Stern's narration is hewing a bit too close to Jean Shepherd's A Christmas Story narration.
Don't try and be a theologian among small church groups, you always end up being told that you are 'negative and full of doubts'? Me? Negative .. doubtful .. :-) No, honey, I am full of questions, but have no doubts about what I believe about God, based in a careful examination of the bible, not just reading the words and ignoring the problems and confusion that are created when one verse contradicts another. You asked me to answer your questions, and I did, but you didn't like the answers because they are not what you choose to believe. That's fine with me. I am not calling you negative and full of doubts, nor am I refusing to 'talk to you about it anymore'. I thought we were enjoying the dialogue, after all it was 'review No 4' and I have 5 & 6 on my coffee table waiting to be done). While I am on the subject, there are a couple of other sayings that I really don't enjoy .. "we can certainly answer your doubts in detail, but we are not going to do that now (or ever)" .. or "the Lord works in mys ...
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After 26 years of marriage, I know my wife like a book. Only problem is, I can never figure out what page she's on.
Lets just get this straight. The same people who "hate" Lebron are the same haters who hate Barry Bonds. Just realize and appreciate that you have witnessed the 2 best players on planet earth in your lifetime. NO way team looney tunes beat the MONSTARS...David Stern had something to do with that game. HEAT IN 7!! Lets Go BRON BRON.
... Peter Weller, Daniel Stern, Richard Crenna, Ernie Hudson... Whatever else you say about LEVIATHAN, you can't knock its casting!
It also starred Daniel Stern, one of Home Alone's Wet Bandits. In Leviathan, he was a very wet bandit.
Had a great time in walmart lastnight...lol fun times with Daniel Dictacker, Amber Lauber, Jessica Stern and Tim Woods. It was fun freaking people out.Evans out
I want to meet Jesse Ventura and punch him in the face. I doubt I would get a knockout blow like Chris Kyle did, but it would sure feel good. What a disgrace he he is!
What with City Hall, the police, Toronto's drug dealers, and the media playing a major role in the Rob Ford crack scandal there's no real-life parallel to this evolving story—it's more like a work of…
I wanna say I'm glad bball season is almost over.. But football season is just as annoying.. SmH Too many ppl got time for that bs, do somethin productive for a change!
"I'm proud to watch my son in the Finals for the 3rd year in a row." -Delonte West
fair enough, today is not laundry day. But it is emo vinyl day. Who is the winner? Only God and the disembodied voice of Daniel Stern shall decide.
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Books for August! Princess by Jean Sasson Whistlin' Dixie in a Nor'Easter by Lisa Patton Lost by Daniel Mendelsohn
Just watched Celtic Pride to get ready for the game tonight. Dan Aykroyd and Daniel Stern should be at the game tonight
you should do only the Daniel Stern scenes from rookie of the year.
Home Alone!? Now nobody can stop me from having milkshakes for dinner!
A 9 year old fought off a couple of burglars in Brooklyn. You think we'd learned our lesson the first time said Daniel Stern & Joe Pesci.
Ever change so much within years that you feel like the albino Sasquatch wandering around pissing estrus scent on new trees in your own personal history? Like someone pulled your heart, brain and hair off the old tree stump of your previous soul and slapped you on a new moist giant awakened baby? Yeah, me either.
Call me a sore loser all you want, I'm not giving the Kings credit. How the *** are you going to call an offside by less than a step on Keith and not f* call an icing on an obvious one.. I hope Gary Bettman and David Stern have a tea party and Bettman decides to retire, too. Ridiculous, so many times we've been screwed in the playoffs, whether it is a missed PP, a bad call leading to the opposing teams PP, or a goal waved off by Hjalmersson. When will we finally see a fair officiated game? If you're a die-hard Hawks fan you'll feel my pain. - Eli
Dolph Ziggler used to date Amy Schumer? Well,this is disturbing news...Amy Schumer is a *** X2J
Im like a mix if howard stern, daniel tosh, and kesha.
So I had a flashback to my child hood a few min ago. Melonie, Presley and I went to Walmart. As we are pulling into Walmart I say "Listen here girls! Don't ask for anything! If you do I'll send you to the car!" As soon as I said it, I thought of my loving mumzie! Melonie Hall who told us four kids, Daniel Hall, Lindsey Johnston, Chad Johnston and me a zillion times the very same thing, the very same way! And all I could do was laugh! Lol! So much for being stern!
Big shout out to Capt. Gary Venet of Rec & Tec Dive Charters of Port Sanilac, MI. Took us out on Lake Huron last Saturday & again on Sunday to dive the stern of the Daniel J Morrell. Great dive boat and excellent service !! Thanks for a great weekend, Gary !!
2K Sports has released a 30-second teaser for an event that will occur on Thursday, June 6, 2013. In what is surely not a coincidence that date features game one of the NBA Finals. Not much to say ...
Chief Magistrate Daniel Thulare puts the prosecution as well as international media on notice with stern warning.
David Stern has already personally delivered the Larry O'Brien trophy to the Heat
I bet when really big fans meet Daniel Stern, they throw a paint can at his head.
"It's like that scene from the Stern movie." "Which Stern? Howard or Daniel? Were you watching 'Diner?'"
Boy do i love daniel bryan that guy is an amazing performer david stern please don't fine me
""I'd pay to watch Anderson fight West" I'll take some of that action!"we need to let david stern know
LeBron got hit in the headband. I'm surprised David Stern hasn't made that an automatic ejection to protect LeBron's endangered hairline.
This movie makes me realize Gary Busey actually has some acting chops. He doesn't even look remotely insane compared to Daniel Stern.
Heat winning means more $ for the NBA. Stern has those refs seeing dollar signs. Lebron might shoot 50 free throws
Daniel Stern should be banished to the south pole to live with the rest of the peguins
Miami went ahead and paid their dues to David Stern. He made the call to the refs and said... It's time. Lol
Silly pacers. Do you really think David stern will allow lebron to lose?
Yeah Daniel Stern is a very committed celtics fan
It's sooo much funnier when you imagine Daniel Stern rooting for the Heat in full Home Alone robber get up.
Daniel Stern will spend the next two hours on his knees praying for a Miami win.
Stern says 100% Heat “GAME 7 LIVE VOTE RESULTS: 54% of our fans think the will beat the
Thinking of Daniel Stern's Triangle of Wellness: brain (Body), mind, and relationships. Bring dance into the...
You're aware of this actual (unfunded) KS to get Daniel Stern to play the Spin Doctors guy, right?
In watching "The Wonder Years" I ponder this: What is Daniel Stern up to these days?
Seriously, am I the only one who automatically imagines Daniel Stern narrating about the adolescent woes of Westerosians? Westerosites?
Did You Know. Daniel Stern was the first choice to play bully Biff Tannen in Back to the Future. When he...
I believe you mean David. Daniel Stern is an actor. He was the voice of Dilbert, for example.
Daniel Stern appears to be out of control too
Daniel Stern fines Hibbert 75 THOUSAND DOLLARS for saying "no *** in an interview. Unbelievable
I still want another City Slickers movie. Billy Crystal, Daniel Stern, and Jon Lovitz still look the same. Just have Clint Eastwood be Duke.
Caroline Clifford, Summer Banks, Drew Portnoy, Daniel Stern, Neil Numb, Sean Hunter Williams will be joining me tomorrow for jokes and burgers. You should too!
Change is never easy. You fight to let go. You fight to move on. - Daniel Stern
we have Lifetime VIP Badges on hold for Dennis Quaid, Daniel Stern, Jackie Earle Haley and Dennis Christopher.
Directed by Tony Krantz. With Bostin Christopher, Ashley Johnson, Daniel Stern, Illeana Douglas. Suburban America gone haywire. In the midst of a serial abductor/killer's rampage, a beautiful young teen, Riley Lawson, goes missing. When her desperate parents, Will and Kate, are contacted by her kidn...
~wondering if you and Daniel Stern could take a quick trip to NYC. I think a little "Celtic Pride" is in order.
he hasn't had time since he teamed up with Daniel Stern and became the Wet Bandits
Currently writing my screenplay for the movie Boston Bombers starring Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern. Directed by Michael Bay.
hopefully Dan Akroyd and daniel stern don't kidnap this weekend
Issac stern is for NB and Daniel Taylor is for us!
Stern is out next year. So someone else has to rig it. Rose to Chicago, Kyrie to the Cavs, Davis to Nawlins. Come on, David
At least I think that's how Daniel Stern's narration went
I went into Boots and Essie wasn't on 3 for 2 offer :( Daniel said I have to give you a stern telling off :) xx
I need to go to game one so my friend and I can out do Dan Aykroyd and Daniel Stern in the crowd
Ever notice you never see Jim Henderson & Daniel Stern together?
Pau Gasol and Daniel stern (Tall robber on Home Alone) really are the same person. Cant tell me different
You did care of David Stern! You'll get swept in the first round
My most embarrassing moments are narrated by Daniel Stern. If you got that reference we automatically become best friends
I've been Home Alone most of today and luckily, Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern haven't broken into my house. I feel very safe.
Could you tell me about Daniel Stern in 3-lines... 3LinesPedia
Uh oh, who was it? I'm guessing some combination of Daniel Stern, Damon Wayans, and Dan Ackroyd...I know, Too Soon, Huh?
favorite sports character: Daniel Stern as "Brickma" in Rookie of the Year. "Hot ice, you heat up the ice."
Only one possible choice for life narrator for anyone under 45: Daniel Stern.
One day I want to sit down with and Daniel Stern watch The Wonder Years and discuss.
under 3 weeks until the long awaited reunion of the dynamic duo formerly known as "Sports to the Max (and Stern)" miss ya bud
Daniel Stern was funny in Home Alone, but his role in Rookie of the Year is very underrated.
Great photos of semi-pro baseball teams from 1910. How cool is this?
A recap of the National League this past week, if you missed any games
Clinical and Observational Psychoanalytic Research: Roots of a Controversy - Andre Green & Daniel Stern: Roots of a...
Hmmm, clearly better than Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern.
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I wonder if Fred Savage sounds just like Daniel Stern now?
Name the 2 actors who played Kevin Arnold in all 115 episodes of The Wonder Years. Fred Savage & DANIEL STERN.
On page 148 of 320 of The Present Moment in Psychotherapy and Everyday , by Daniel N. Stern
Rookie of the Year is often forgotten but one of my favorites. Daniel Stern = the best.
To reiterate: W/L not the best stat, but pitching THE key to wins -- not sure how to respond to defense being the key.
there are better stats than W/L, way better. But over a career, W/L is a indicator especially if a pitcher has that many wins.
I suggest reading more neo-sabermetrics pieces rather than disavowing the value of pitching or insulting someone's intelligence.
before you insult intelligence, I've asked you what position controls the outcome of a game the most. You replied defense...
You're not understanding me if you think I'm talking about 1 game.
And there's just WAY too many better stats to use that evaluate a starter than W/L.
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