Dane Jeffrey Cook (born March 18, 1972) is an American stand-up comedian and film actor.
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Looking for good comedians on Netflix... Lets just say after watching Dane Cook, Kevin Hart, and Jeff Dunham, no other comedians can compare
And our version of the Swedish Chef, Dane Cook! I love SNL for this single joke.
Laugh Factory!!! Can't even explain how thrilled I am to be here. We got VIP tonawwwt! Dane Cook and a few...
I miss the late 2000's where Dane Cook, Jason Segel, and Seth Rogen all made the same movies over and over again. I liked most of them.
From above the world of Cars comes Disney's "Planes," an action-packed 3D animated comedy adventure featuring Dusty (voice of Dane Cook), a plane with dreams of competing as a high-flying air racer.
Masters of comedy in no particular order: Disney, Dane Cook, Like a Boss, Dwayne the Rock Johnson, I'm on a boat, boats n *** lol
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Tonight, at precisely 8:43, as we were walking into the mall, a group of about 10 teenage girls were coming out. Upon recognizing that it was still light out, one exclaimed, "Holy Crap! Why is it still light out? My phone says it's 8:43!" To which another young lady replied, "Come on, you should know this. We just graduated. The sun stays out a lot longer on days when it gets this hot. Tomorrow, it's only gonna be 90, and it will get dark a lot earlier." And the first girl shamefully says, "well I guess I'm not an Honor Student like you are." And these, my friends, are the future leaders of our country. Be afraid America, be very afraid.
Dane Cook had a name for friends like Myles, pretty sure he referred to them as "Karen"
Karate is like the Dane Cook of marshal arts.
Dane cook is hilarious in Waiting. Quality flick.
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Relationships are a joint collection of songs you spend the rest of your lives hating after a breakup - Dane Cook
the is the Dane Cook of Music Lists
So apparently Dane Cook was in the Mystery Men.
Watching Dane Cook to pass the time..
That moment when you realize Dane Cook is in Mystery Men
Dane Cook is funnier than you rules the world.
I'm sick and tired of people criticizing the cheaper dog food saying "for another $5 a bag you can get much better." Its BS. Its $12-$13 for a large (15 pound) bag of pedigree, and then the next jump up in price goes to $32-$36 a bag, nearly triple the price. There is nothing in the middle that is significantly better then pedigree. There is nothing in the $20 a bag range. For a while I tried Blue Buffalo and Nutro but they are too expensive over time. And please don't tell me to cook for my dogs. I don't even cook for myself, and really don't know how to cook nutritiously.
Karate. the Dane cook of martial arts
Was it some kind of joke that Dane Cook played a line cook in Waiting?
he's like the Dane Cook of talk shows. People say he's good at what he does, but who these people are remains unclear.
Dane Cook is prolly the worst comedian ever. Feel like I need to watch a few seasons of Tosh now.
If I could marry Dane Cook or Daniel Tosh or Taylor Kitsch, I WOULD. Dare me.
I think Dane Cook is funny. If you don't agree... I don't care. ūüėĀūüíĀ
Dane Cook radio on Pandora always puts me in a better mood.
Rihanna and Dane Cook are dating..who called that one? Touch√© Dane you're almost relevant again.
How is everybody's scores so far? Let us know what you're currently on, and who you're making captain this week? If you've gotta Gazza as a loophole option, I'd say it's pretty hard to go past his score of 153, or do you think a Dane Swan or Scott Pendlebury can outscore him against the Dees tomorrow?
Why is it every guy I get with goes back to their ex girlfriend or finds love after me? Starting to feel like Dane cook from good luck chuck
Oprah only ever reminds me of Dane Cook lol
Proenza Schouler, Carrie Underwood, Joey Fatone, Eric Church, Miranda Lambert (min pin mix may be her dad's) -what other celebrities are owned by min pins and how can we get them to join in our quest to save lives?
Dane cook funny af. K. Hart still got him beat tho.
If you can't handle me at my Dane Cook, you don't deserve me at my Louis C.K.
Perry attempts to audition for the role of Stone Fury.
I love how in scary movies the person yells out "hello" as if the killer is going to be liked yeah "I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?"
*** parents they should really stick to what they say. Anyways Perfect Photographs is a friend's page if you would like to check it out :D ~Baraka
New mini battle started: Dane Cook vs Jason Biggs. Its time to choose!
Wow-Dane Cook delivered his usual level of hilarity.
Dane Cook, you so understand us girls...we all say we want a nice guy but really we want the bad boy ;)
I gotta ask, why did anyone EVER find Dane Cook funny? Like what the *** about that *** is funny?
I added a video to a playlist Dane Cook - Cheating
OK so I'm gonna say it...all you Kick *** and/or Scott pilgrim fans (and I'm one too btw) where would you think you'd be without Mystery Men? Cause its kinda the firstish. Leave all of your negative comments below.
and the world touch your back saying "you are gonna cry" and you like "I did my best :'(" - Dane Cook
Listening to Dane Cook always reminds me of you Nicole Harris, you *** Bag!
My CD 's are in his truck. I can't just walk away from 40-50 CD's. Its gonna take at least 4-5 more years of abuse. Love Dane Cook
What's this What's this Dane Cook is the Waffler in Mystery Men packing truth syrup, low fat of course.
My family and I are coming to helena in July, and my brother and his family are going to be throwing an EPIC BBQ bash! complete with fun activities for the kids, a cook, fireworks, and obviously LOTS of food, laughs, and memories! Please let me or Alvin Dane Copeland, or Lisa Stauffenberg know if you would like to come so that we can let you know when and where and what-not! Also, if I forgot to tag anyone, (AND i am sure that I will) tag them, or tag yourself, or just contact us or whatever! :)
just been in that isolation mood today! Staying alone and getting stuff done while watching Tosh.0, Dane Cook, Katt Williams and other comedians.
It has been a while since I watched Mystery Men, but man what a fun movie. And what a cast: Geoffrey Rush, William H. Macy, Hank Azaria, Eddie Izzard, Tom Waits, Jeanine Geraffalo, Ben Stiller. also I spotted Doug Jones briefly as The Pencil.
It is sad. How alot of the people close to me, have become overly racist to religions and Nationalities and Beleifs other than theres. Although they strive on the Idea of being the Free and Civilized part of the Story. I urge those to see that the Truth about the World's problems is not a problem between Religions. Or between Countries. It is a matter of profitable material dominance and its accessories. And If you cant see that then your are blind. Although this is a message to all my freinds - Americans, Arabs, Muslims, and Christians- it is meant to some people on here more particular than others, and I hope they know themselves and wake up.
I was pretty sure Dane Cook wasn't funny, then I started following him on vine and realized he's actually so unbelievably not funny that its kind of just awkward to even sit through.
Early on, Dane Cook was absolutely hilarious.
Um. so Dane Cook is now posting jokes and not allowing anyone to comment? Are we really that sensitive?
At least when I pee, it looks like a chick is holdin my *** ..
I just realized Dane Cook has me blocked. I kind of forgot because you know, he's not relevant anymore.
If I owned a Great Dane, I would name him Cook. Because let's be honest, how often do you hear the words Great Dane Cook?
I always confuse Ryan Reynolds and Dane Cook in movies, mostly because they are both terrible.
"karate is the dane cook of martial arts" I think I'm going to like Archer :)
I want to go to a comedy show. Like to see Gabriel Iglesias. He's the only comedian I find funny . :P
"Way to steal that joke from South Park." -Jason Helton "Oh my God. I just realized I did that. I'm like Dane Cook, but with comedy." - Jonathan Love
Dane Cook is going to voice in the movie Planes. As if I wasn't excited enough already, it got better.
Listening to a car alarm and I immediately think of Dane Cook. "Hellooo, I'm a carrr." xD
Yup. Paleo protein balls of coconut and sunflower goodness. That's all I have to say. Now, go make some: Ingredients: 1/2 cup sunflower seeds 1/3 cup sunflower butter 1/2 cup shredded coconut (and ...
So I went to VA hospital for my yearly check up n like always blood pressure better then average, sugar level normal (surprisingly), kidneys healthy, heart beat beast like less then 60 bpm even tho I'm out of shape, the only single thing that wasn't good is my cholesterol apparently it's at high risk which I find it weird how everything else is perfect except for that but oh well looks like I'm good on the subway diet n gonna kick this high cholesterol level in the face.have to go back in 6 month to see how it is then. Lol Train like a champion bees!!!
If Russel Brand played Dr.Who I might actually start watching the show
Gotta get this off my mind: So APD shows up at the Spotted Pony with COPS reality show, 20 cops cameras and mop things, block both exits, and busted 1 guy for traffic tickets. So what about the guy selling drugs right next to me? APD is losers! And a huge buzzkill
Well Iz got an important decision to make. Iz layin on da deck in da hot sun. Should I lay on ma left side or ma right side? *sighs*
Have you ever run into this situation... Someone says something to you that is sorta *** ish and you're like *** but they think it's perfectly ok... However, if you now call them on it YOU will be the *** I seem to run into these situations a lot. Is that weird? Is this common? How the heck do you solve these??
so True and Laughter is soo healthy !!! Try out some Steven Wright comedy or one you like or here are some more Jon Reep, Robin Williams , Dane Cook, so Many What ever floats your boat as rejection or just plain ol Funny bone!!! Last night I got my laughter on and felt greaat once again!! :)
A crappy start to What Will probably be a crappy day...
Top of the am peoples on my way to see my sis dana dane with fame.crawfish cook. Mama drive kids and all lol pls stay blessed
Nothing makes me more proud to be Kiwi then hearing the national anthem and watching the All Blacks do the haka ‚ô•‚ô•
Wow watching Waiting the movie with Andy Milionakis,Dane Cook, Ryan Reynolds, Justin Long so missed up but funny crap oh man I died laughing woo lol!
Useless info for the night. Dane cook is in the Mystery Men as the waffle man.
Ok so Mumsy this is my birthday food selection. Dane feel free to add seen as though it's also your bday party :D chocolate crackles tuna mac french fries (home fried) chicken gravy dinner rolls fairy bread sausage rolls and pies scalloped potatoes Pav (with peaches, red frog, cream and flake) hehe
Falling asleep to Louis CK stand up is basically impossible.
Cayla makes me feel like Dane Cook back from 2008.
Have you guys heard the comic stylings of this kid Dane Cook? He's a regular whizzbang!
Listening to a dude try out his stand up routine on his buddy... its awful. Dane Cook meets Jeff Dunham awful. He's trying desperately to make a joke tying in Olive Garden with corned beef at Irish pubs/restaurants.
While the rest of the word sleeps we prep...cooking for papa Rogers bday party with Dane...he'll make a cook out of me of it's the last thing he does...Happy birthday, pop!
You've gotta plow a 4 to appreciate an 8
I have 2 new cats. Who are still pretty scared of my dogs and they have pretty much been hid since I got them yesterday. Well they are just starting to slightly venture out and let the dogs smell of them without hissing and having a fit. Well 1 of them was in the bathroom and Bandit goes trapsing into the bathroom and the cat seen him coming and every hair on her body stood up. I know what she was thinking. She is the thinking wth kind of house did I come to. All these gigantic dogs and a freakin *** in the house. Well Bandit of course is use to cats and he just walked right on past her. Then the cat got curious and was following him.around at a distance I might add. Watching him like wth I've never seen anything like that lol. It is very comical
because...Its a fantasmical movie and Dane Cook is HOT :)
According to Mario, Dane Cook is a "pretty *** comedian" xD
I didn't like you when you were Dane Cook, and I definitely didn't like you on Ghost Adventures! Lol
Well guys its official we are High School Graduates =D! I have had an amazing time with each and everyone of you. I know God has something special for all of you..just be ready when He does! Thank you for the hysterical memories and all the good times we had together =P. If any of you ever need anything ill be there to help without hesitation! Be prepared nd be in touch for Class Reunions because we will be having them. Also I will be handing out copies of the Senior "Swag" Slide Show tomorrow at my graduation ( plz remind me to give you one)..everyone is welcome to come and have fun! =P Hope to see you around!
The purge was actually a good movie and not a bad idea. Not to quote Dane cook or anything but I'm giving everyone I work with a chocolate bar!
I think Colorado is right because criminals who are high are less likely to commit more violent and aggressive crime just ask chunkboiYT, Dane Cook, or Daniel tosh
* My cousin and I walked into the movie theater and take our seats* -A couple take a seat behind us- Man: "My feet are litterly stuck to the floor" Woman: I know I wonder why it's so sticky" Jason and I (at the same time): "sorry I just came" *runs away* lol It been fun tonight (=^-ŌČ-^=)
The original red dawn on tv is rated a one star? What communist movie critic did that?
Who has two thumbs and won Associate of the Month at work this month? That's right, this guy!
Listening to Dane Cook on pandora . I should fall asleep in a much better mood .
Guess the comic: "Fine, Pete. You want to have a mediocre roast, that's on you. When you want a real one, you call daddy."
PEEWEE HERMAN IS AWESOME and back in 2004 Dane Cook was cool.
In this day of watered down comedy Nick Di Paolo's brutally honest performances remind us of what great stand up should be funny, socially relevant and a little bit reckless. Nick began his career in his hometown of Boston and two-years later, made the jump to New York, where he...
Wow ex is engaged after a month and a half. Congrats. Good luck .
Seriously if someone hates me for no reason.YOU BET YOUR SWEET *** I'LL GIVE THEM A REASON.YOU DON'T KNOW ME.you only know my past mistakes.so you really don't know that I am NOT the type of person you want to *** off :) *Kisses*
Mountain biking in the near future. Oh YeAhh! Koolaid.jpg
Want a laugh u tube Dane cook ( the chicken sandwich ) but u have to listen to whole thing
Spellcheck thinks "Cherbourg" should be "Cheeseburger." That makes my Google inquiry "How much is the ferry from Portsmouth to Cheeseburger?"
"Take you to the Movies" by South Sudanese-Australian artist Bangs is one of hip-hop's best moments in the past 10 years.
I can't think of a time when I saw just the trailer and then advertisement photos of a movie and wanted to see it less than "Whitehouse Down". I despise Jamie Fox, he is cocky, self-absorbed and a horrible actor, Tatum follows suit pretty much, and it is a tired concept. What the white house gets attacked and one soldier/ex-soldier steps up and works with the pres to fight back? Blow my mind... I mean it's not like there was a movie within the past year that used that exact same premise or anything.
Wow, now Jonah Lehrer's stealing jokes from Dane Cook.
Pssst...I'm in bed with Dane Cook in a hotel room! Ok...technically I'm on the bed and he's on TV.Details.~CAW
List some interchangeable words with me! I'll go first! Homeless/Hipster
I want to laugh tonight! Anyone have any good suggestions on stand ups to rent?
Summer means I can finally have my 24 hour Dane Cook marathon.
not to gloat but. I WAS VOTED EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH!
Obama said slight privacy encroachments are necessary to stop the terrorists. *** ?? At what point can we say that the government is more terrorizing than the said terrorists?
Let's get to know each other a bit! I'll go first. 20 questions! --- NAME: Jude SEX: female Relationship status: Married. Husband. He's a hooligan too. CHILDREN: 1 son, he's two PETS: 2 cats (Joker and Bruce), 2 sugar gliders (Maori and Kala), 1 fish (Fish) JOB: I'm a full time nanny, I do marketing and many many other things for Arctic Moon Studios and I help Tawnya out on OMC FAVORITE GENRE: fantasy LEAST FAVORITE GENRE: erotica HOW FAST DO YOU READ: pretty quickly, when I have the time... Which seems to be hardly ever. DO YOU LEAVE REVIEWS/STARS/NEITHER: I defiantly leave stars. I've been working in leaving reviews. I'd done about 35 in the last year. WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU DON'T LIKE A BOOK: I put it down and forget it existed. I wish. Bad books have a way of sticking in my head. I want to go back and rewrite them. I try to refrain from posting reviews for anything less than three stars. POSITIVE TRAIT: I'm very helpful/friendly NEGATIVE TRAIT: I have a hard time saying no to people. I don't l ...
Of course Dave Chappelle would come to Chattanooga after I no longer live there. Of course.
When people say, ‚Äúliving the dream,‚ÄĚ I always get creeped out because most of my dreams involve me playing hacky sack with Dracula, Frankenstein‚Äôs monster, the wolfman, Mitt Romney, and Dane Cook at a Phish concert. I don‚Äôt want to live that at all.
BY THE WAY: Dane Cook and MTL homeboy Jay Baruchel have joined this year's stellar Just for Laughs roster!
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Hi everyone! It's the Warden! I'm hoping next week I'll be back. But I have a request for Frisky Friday! Alexander Skarsgard, Ian Somerhalder, Dane Cook, and Channing Tatum!!! I hope everyone is good and I miss you all a lot! Things are still crazy. I'm trying to learn how to deal with a teenager, and she is trying to learn what rules are. It isn't easy. But we are hanging in there! Lots of love to Dr. Evil and Naughty Nurse for picking up my slack! Lots of love! XOXOX *The Warden*
Pretty sure I talked to Dane Cook this morning when I made my appointment at the Subaru dealership for a recall. It could be true because Dane Cook hasn't been funny in, oh let's see, forever.
Disney's Planes Poster Dane Cook's Dusty Crophopper has a number of high-powered jets on his tail in the second poster for Disney's Planes. This animated spin-off of Cars centers on an elite aerial racing competition, which the lowly cropduster Dusty Crophopper desperately wants to enter. There is only one problem though: this particular plane happens to be afraid of heights. As you can see in the one-sheet in our FB Album, from director Klay Hall's comedy, Dusty is determined to make his dreams come true and have the race of a lifetime. Disney's Planes will be released August 9th, 2013 and stars Dane Cook, Val Kilmer, Anthony Edwards, Stacy Keach, Cedric the Entertainer, Teri Hatcher, Brad Garrett, Roger Craig Smith. The film is directed by Klay Hall.
People that root for the Heat tonight probably also think Alec Baldwin is a good person and that Dane Cook and Steve Harvey are funny comedians
I love this movie..Kate Hudson is great & Dane Cook funny..watching this before my shower then off to work 3p-11p..woo hoo!!
‚ÄėBoston Strong: An Evening of Support and Celebration‚Äô took be place at the TD Garden this past Thursday (May 30) Net ticket proceeds of this historic concert will benefit The One Fund Boston, set up by Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick and Boston Mayor ThomasMenino to help the people most affected by the tragic events that occurred in Boston on April 15. Aerosmith, Boston, Extreme, J. Geils Band, Godsmack, Jimmy Buffet, James Taylor, Carole King, New Kids On the Block, Jason Aldean, Steven Wright and Dane Cook were all a part of the benefit. Here's perfromance footage of Boston from the show!
Dane Cook criticized for refusing to televise his routine at the Boston ...: Comedian Dane Cook is in hot wate...
Listening to Dane Cook and Nick Swardson. Dying right now
Wait so there were people out there who actually thought Dane Cook was funny before that Boston Strong concert incident?
Thoughts from the Boston Strong concert: 1. Chicks dig country music. I don't get it. But young guys out there, pretend you like it. 2. After seeing New Kids and feeling the building shake, I question the structural integrity of the Garden. 3. Peter Wolf sold his soul to the devil, because no man that age should move like that. 4. Dane Cook. *** 5. Bell Biv Devoe don't tell us you had business today but are coming for Boston. You had nothing to do. Last week I'm pretty sure you did a gig at Natick High School. 6. Kathy and I have to do this more often. Awesome time.
Does anybody believe in Danny Garcia? Seems like nobody thinks he's legit. I feel like he's the Dane Cook of
Dane Cook ignites controversy at Boston Strong concert
Dane Cook taking heat for blocking his performance from live stream. or Boston-wrong?
When people call me weird that always begs the age old question- do you mean like Dane Cook weird or like Adam Lanza weird?
Audio from some of the comedians, including Steven Wright, from last nights benefit concert...Oh, and Dane Cook ***
I guess Dane Cook thought the Boston Strong concert was all about his new act. Sounds like he was using as a stage for himself, not about the victims.
At the barber and Dream On from the Boston Strong concert is playing. Amazing. You play the hits! Take notice Dane Cook
How was Dane Cook even invited to the Boston Strong concert? I thought the object was to "entertain"? Useless Hack! I know Stephen Tomaselli is with me on this one
Dane Cook wouldn't allow One Fund to include his act on TV or livestream during the Boston Stong concert. That might be the funniest part of his act, which wasn't very good. Steve Sweeney was a riot.
God please take Dane Cook and give us back Greg Giraldo.
Everyone should get a life an leave Dane Cook alone., Gimme a break... Is this how pathetic the human race has become? Maybe a meteor should hit the *** planet. (Sings Aenima by Tool to herself). ůĺģĖ
Never thought Dane Cook was funny. And now I think he's a self centered *** bag. He didn't want anyone to hear how bad his jokes are.
Dane Cook has never been funny and now he's proved he's a ***
Saw this: Dane Cook, *** joke stealer, and the world's worst successful comedian, gave the world yet another reason to hate him last...
Why is everyone mad at Dane Cook? I would say disallowing his new set from being on the internet is the most charitable thing he has done.
Apparently everyone is mad that Dane Cook disallowed his act at the Boston Charity Show from being streamed. I don't get it. I would say not putting his new set on the internet is probably the most charitable thing Dane Cook has ever done.
Takes Advantage of a Boston Charity Benefit. Via Mr. Cook has set the bar...
And I have owned two Dane Cook albums, we all did things in the early 2000s we aren't proud of (I'm looking at you, Enron).
Dane Cook not allowing people to hear his new material might be the best thing for Boston's recovery.
Apparently people still like Dane Cook? I thought we were past 2007.
Hey, Dane Cook!!! Are you aware that the Dropkick Murphys played THREE new, untested tunes at the concert? Are you?
Strangely, the Dane Cook one. Really simple but really complex at the same time. Seems important to them, too
Dane Cook not subjecting his comedy to millions of people is the most charitable thing he could have done.
It's been so long since Dane Cook did anything relevant that we almost forgot how horrible he can be. But fortunately ‚ÄĒ or, more accurately, unfortunately ‚ÄĒ his behavior at the Boston Strong charity concert reminded us that he's still the worst.
Comedian Dane Cook has come under fire for having his segment of a relief concert for the victims of the Boston Marathon bombing cut from..
Comedian Dane Cook criticized for keeping set at Boston Marathon bombings concert off airwaves
Benefit Concert Unites Americans in Love of Boston, Hatred of Dane Cook | Stop The Presses! - Yahoo! Music
Dane cook Boston Strong, Comic and actor Dane Cook is being criticized for a decision he made regarding his set during the Boston Strong concert at TD Garden. Cook did not allow his set to be streamed over any of the audio or video feeds from the concert which featured many of Boston's biggest music...
Judge me if you must, I find Dane Cook incredibly sexy.
Dane Cook is a PERFECT reason for Planned Parenthood
I hated Dane Cook before it was cool
I never thought Dane Cook was very funny, but now I see that he is an *** too.
this if you think Dane Cook is an awful comedian
JD! That's awful! Bombing a marathon in America has never happened before. Couldn't have been Dane Cook.
It's a sad day when a crowd boos Dane Cook and cheers New Kids on the Block.
Dane Cook scolded for Boston benefit show decision
My friday has consisted of Belzebuth beers,Subway Surfer,Dane Cook is selfish arguments,and Harry Potter references
Employee of the Month never gets old! :) Dane Cook..what a babe. :D
Somewhere there's a terrible cook named Dane Comedian.
that's how much I care about him. Dane Cook >>>
I'm tired of hearing people complain about their relationships, seeing someone cheat on their significant lover, etc. Don't come up to me and say "oh, but-- my CDS! They're in his truck.." as a crutch. If you need/want to be single, then do it. It's a choice you can make. Maybe the best one.
Social media criticizes Comedian Dane Cook, View Webfluenz analysis to know the impact on his brand
The Boston Strong benefit concert that streamed over the web Thursday night was notable for appearances by homegrown artists ranging from Aerosmith to the reunited New Kids on the Block. But the most talked about act of the night was Dane Cook... and not because America suddenly fell in love with hi...
If ever I dont wake up one day I know I tried my best
I may definitely need to show my face at Billy Bowlegs this weekend...maybe even with a beer in my hand...
I just saw the Richard Pryor documentary on Showtime. It was brilliant. Although George Carlin was my hero and mentor...Pryor is hands down the greatest comic of all time! One night I was onstage at the Comedy Store on Sunset...having a lot of fun in The Original Room to a packed house...and one of the staff handed me a note. It read, "When you're done...bring up Richard Pryor." I was stunned. I couldn't breathe. I was done. I wrapped up my last joke...thanked the audience...took in some air...and said one of the greatest sentences I ever had the privilege of saying in my life."Ladies and Gentlemen...Richard Pryor." The crowd didn't really believe me at first. But as he walked through them towards the stage...you could hear the noise...you could feel the love...and the place erupted. He shook my hand...and as he grabbed the mic...he whispered in my ear and said..."Good work kid." I walked offstage...took a place along the back wall...and like the rest of the crowd...I just stood there in aw ...
I find it amazing how many performers take solace in attacking more successful performers rather than learning from them.
Idk why but I have this urge to cry. :/
I'm glad my news feed tomorrow won't be filled with pictures of wide eyed bandits and their 1 night mistakes.
Dane Cook is the licorice of comedy - 7 people like him; 2,598,452 people despise him.
So how long have you guys been about to breakup?
I've decided that our kids will think about Dane Cook what our generation thinks about Gallagher. "What the f&ck are these people laughing at?"
I am kind of glad people hate Dayne Cook now, I never liked his humor. He basically only had girls who laughed at anything he said as fans. And all they wanted was to bang him
Watching Dane Cook with the hubs seen it a million times...reminds me of college with
Watching a Dane Cook stand up comedy dvd. Lol, he is eccentric and a little unstable methinks.
I've seen Dane Cook' s act. Honestly, Boston, he did us a favor.
"Hey everyone sorry my set was not a part of the live stream or televised! I didn't want any of the new material to hit the airwaves yet!" - Dane Cook...hah
So I just read about the "Boston Strong" benefit concert that just happened, it was streamed live..for the most part. Apparently Dane Cook did the show, and had his entire set blocked from the stream, as to not have his new material leaked out to early. Haven't we all heard Dane's "new material", we just didn't know it was his because it came out of other comedians mouths first. What a true *** he is. F*** Dane Cook!
K, Tony did not eat his dinner tonite again, (its an effort to cook for him when he tells me I have and attitude problem, but I did cook!) Pork Chops and FF, FF's went in the garbage so he can see them, Pork Chops are hidden behind the wk old potato salad that he will grab tomorrow, because he is hungry, when I tell him I'm not cooking today! :) Health and Dane do not tell Him!
Just read people are outraged that Dane Cook would not let his set stream from the OneFund concert last night...really? You actually WANTED to hear his set? I consider the move a favor from the Gods...
Dane cook criticized for requesting material not be streamed. . . .oddly enough, public made same request.
BRITTANY DAWN PITTMAN Miss Brittany "Britt" Dawn Simmons Pittman, born December 26, 1997, of Charleston, W.Va., slipped away from our arms and into our heavenly father's on May 24, 2013. She was only 15 years old. She was a ninth grade student at Capital High School as well as attending Carver Career Center studying H-Vac. Brittany enjoyed spending time with her family and friends. She was artistic, liked music, watching movies, cooking and baking. She was a volunteer cook along with her dad (Roy) at Maple Hill Baptist Church. She also enjoyed going to the lake with her cousin, Courtney Crist. Brittany was the typical teenager; she enjoyed her cell phone and computer and hanging out at her (sister) "shadow and mini me" Bridget and Vanessa's house. She was also an animal lover. Brittany was preceded in death by her biological mother, Michelle "Missy" Lynn Simmons; grandfathers, Bobby "Bob" Gene Simmons, Eugene "Steve" W. Crist and Jesse Pittman; and grandmother, Jane Pittman. Brittany is survived by her pa ...
If you like Dane Cook, then you don't like comedy.
Dane Cook criticized for decision at charity show
This just in people.Dane Cook has never been funny.
I have never faked a sarcasm in my life! It's always the real thing! :-)
Can't sleep. So making my way through the Stand Up section on netflix... Dane Cook followed by Russell Brand. Dan Deere is snoring. Wish I was asleep.
What celebrity would you most HATE to sit next to on a long flight?
How about that Dane Cook huh, having a benefit concert for the Boston bombing victims, and all he can think about is people stealing his jokes, No Class!
This worked great last weekend... ATTENTION: "Is there anything going on this weekend?"
Oh, splendid! Most people now hate Dane Cook as much as I do. Su-Fi that, Dane.
Hey Boston! MISSING DANE COOK'S ACT - is the best part of Dane Cook's Act!
Comedian Dane Cook is being criticized for his decision to bar organizers of a benefit concert for Boston Marathon bombing victims from streaming or televising his performance.
So everybody hates Dane Cook now? Where were all these people five years ago when I already knew that he wasn't funny?
So Dane Cook forced the charity event for the Boston Bombing victims to pull his performance from the live stream because "he didn't want his new material to be seen yet". The live stream was pulling in millions in donations but the privacy of his "material" was more important than the victims and the donations.. Why was he even there in the first place?! What a low class *** move..
The whole Dane Cook thing goes to show that no matter how hated you are, you can always shoot the moon.
Wow first a bombing, and now NKOTB and Dane Cook on the same stage. What did Boston do to deserve this, kick a puppy?!?!?!
Am I the only one who doesn't see a problem with what Dane Cook did last night?
Probably the only one in America that still enjoys Dane Cook. Movies and Comedy.
Just another reason not to be a Dane Cook fan. Guy *** biscuits.
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Some very valid questions about last night's "Boston Strong" concert...where Jason Aldean, Jimmy Buffett, and especially Dane Cook...all tried to make it about themselves. And...why wasn't this on TV? Pretty sure more money would have been raised if it had been.
Dane Cook Doesnt allow his set to be televised.. Entire Crowd at in Boston wonders why they had to watch it...
Dane Cook. Officially the most hated person in Boston.
This is for the FANS! No copy right infringement intended.
If one more 20-something client uses the term 'Back in the day'... I swear I'm gonna smack them with a floppy disk, choke them with a tangled 30-foot phone cord and cover their cold body with my Members Only jacket.
So apparently everyone's hating on my man Dane Cook. At least he knows who his real fans are.
It is not safe to sit and contemplate in front of my shiny computer screen. Eventually my reflection begs attention. I am the wicked witch in the mirror. Monitor Monitor on my desk, why do you make me so depressed?
I've offered to have my set live streaming on the internet tonight but the people thought it would hurt donations.
Michelle needs some advice: I could use some help... We have a year old pitty mix. She is as sweet as sweet can be..until it comes to chewing on everything she can find. She has destroyed the snap handles on the septic lids, the down spouts (plastic and metal), the coverings for the support beams on my kids' swing set, and part of the fence. We have given her balls and such but she still chews everything! What can I do/give her to stop this? We also have a great Pyr and a basset/dachshund mix. Playing and sharing isn't an issue... I am just at a loss... Thanks in advance!
If you were a bird and could take a raging heat-seeker on one person, who would it be?
More hated in Boston right now, Matt Cooke or Dane Cook?
For a Friday, it's going to be quite busy on National Macaroon Day! We are only 8 Days away from New Hampshire Roller Derby's upcoming home bout on June 8th at the JFK Coliseum in Manchester which I'll get you hooked up with tickets to go check out. I've got your W.T.F. that could lead to a very happy Father's Day for one lucky dad (and his son). And Dane Cook has quickly become public (figure) enemy number 1 in New England. Yup, it's a locked and stocked block party weekend here on Rock 101! -Furious ON!
There was a moment when I actually thought he was going to rape me. He had this crazy look in his eyes and he said "Lets get it on".
Going to attempt to quit cigarettes...Wish me luck, ill need it T__T
Less than 24 hours in Boston & interviewed by a news crew. Awesome.
Dane Cook didn't want to release his new stuff in front of a crowd (who paid to get in to the show) to help support and benefit the victims of the bombings, So I guess it sounds like no pay no play. He's a disgrace to say he's from Boston, never like him, Take your new stuff and shove it. I hope people boycott his shows. God Bless the Victims. Great job to the performers that showed up. Boston Strong!!!
Dane Cook is a *** anyways. It's not 2006 anymore. His new material probably *** anyways..
I see Dane Cook is in the News. Well, The Charlotte Observer.
Dear Bees, Imma kill you and your entire fufamily. Sincerely your worst bee nightmare, Ethan Mark Turon PS - Tell all your bee friends too...lol
id like to thank everyone at my church for sticking bye me and praying for me on a daily basis Gayle Pageau Pouliot Susan Garbiso Lynnae Ruberg Dane Helsing Daniel Chou Curtis Cook Katie Penhollow Katie Thomason Katie Crawford Gloria Lau Amanda and many others thank you and God bless you
Getting ready for The Raphael Show tonight!! What's good The issue with the "BostonStrong" Concert making quite a stir here...
Daniel Tosh is a rapid fire gun filled with unfunny jokes.
Hey Dane Cook: Smooth move. Now EVERYONE knows you're an ***
Dane Cook is a *** Next on the six o'clock news: Boston likes sports. Then later: famous people live in Hollywood.
Sorry kids, but I've come to the conclusion that nobody is less funny than Dane Cook. I've seen his specials and for somebody who generates as much heat as he does, there's a stunning absence of light.
Still 93 degrees but I am lovin' it!... Confirmed in my mind after Boston Strong concert, that Dane Cook is a complete *** Shaping up to be an awesome summer complete with crazy weather and a long awaited visitor soon to arrive!
Dane Cook like who is he seriously messing up donations for the One Fund make sure you do your part whether it's donating time or $ to your organization if you help one person your helping a million others along the way
That's ok Dane Cook. I've seen your act. You are NOT very funny. And I know people who have met you. Apparently you are very self centered and arrogant oh and did I mention not very funny.
Dane Cook is reminding everyone what a colossal *** he is.
Boston comic Dane Cook provoked an online firestorm in a concert to benefit victims of the Boston Marathon bombings that was already beset with major Internet streaming problems.
Happy Friday!! Time for THE AWKWARDEST MOMENT OF THE WEEK!!! Did you have an awkward/embarrassing/weirdo moment this week?? Awkwardest moment wins.
Dane Cook, thanks for proving yourself to be the unfunny *** bag, anyone with a funny bone in their body, already knew you were.
I have just sadly come upon the realization that I find Dane Cook funny. Yep. I'm the one.
My girlfriend just said that she thinks Jeff Dunham and Dane Cook are funny... I'm about to kick her out at the next red light.
My story got linked by Fark! I finally made it, Ma! And I couldn't have done it without Dane Cook having terrible judgement.
Dane Cook is pathetic! During the Boston One Fund concert last night at the TD Bank Garden, he refused to have his portion streamlined! Hey Dan, the REAL Boston Stars did!! Strong!
iPhones are like Dane Cook they were a must have but now for the past 4 years they have failed to actually come out with something NEW and they keep surviving off of old jokes that are no longer entertaining
Come see me at Giggles tonight and tomorrow. Dane Cook won't be there.
I had the honor of working With Lenny Clarke & Steven Wright all last weekend as They workout there sets for That great show. Lenny wrote Out a whole new set...than Dane creates all this controversy about 7 minutes Of"new" material he didn't Want out there? Your an Embarrassment to home Town Dane. Apologize and Say you made a bad decision. We will forgive.
I'm thankful for my little sister, Faith Spann today. Thank you for being a good listener, advice giver, and comedian for me. Love you!
Bret Hart apologizes to fans who may have been offended with his *** joke to Pat Patterson during Bret Hart Celebration Night. The joke was that he was always nervous when Pat Patterson got down on his knees in front of him. Bret Hart: "I sincerely apologize to anyone that was in any way offended by my in-ring joke to Pat Patterson on Monday, especially to Pat, whom I hold in the highest regard. I was only trying to take some of the edge off an emotionally challenging moment and I failed. The comment does not in any way reflect my feelings toward the *** and *** community. B"
Dane Cook pulls his set from Boston Strong stream, firestorm ensues ‚Äď via
Dane Cook has not received the reaction he was hoping for following last night's Boston Strong benefit event at the TD Garden...
Lay off of Dane Cook. Blocking out his "Boston Strong" performance was the best act of charity he could have delivered.
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Dane Cook uses Boston charity concert to remind us he's still a *** via
Dane Cook blocked his set at the Boston Strong benefit from being live streamed because he figured those people had already suffered enough.
It's not hard for comedian-affiliated professional Dane Cook to come off like a *** For example, he can get up in the morning, and, voila! *** Alte
Dane Cook- REALLY?!?! Remember where your from and who helped you get there (the fans and people who were on the stage with you)! You grew up in Arlington and worked at Burger King. I've been a fan for years, but get over yourself! You could've played old material for God's Sake!
I guess Dane Cook sucked at the Boston Strong show last night. Lenny Clarke is a great local comedian and Denis Leary is arguably the best local comedian so why wasn't he invited? In short, I think Dane Cook ***
Dane Cook performed at Boston Strong and the scum asked not to be streamlined cuz he didn't want people to hear his new material it's not about you Dane its about people coming together as one for people in need Boston Strong Dane Cook Wrong!!!
Awesome Boston Strong concert last night - loads of talent -could have done w/o Dane Cook ;/ but the other comedians overshadowed him.
Watch the Boston Strong Concert. That was one heck of a way to bring a city together. Aerosmith, New Kids on the Block, Dropkick Murphy's, Dane Cook, and all the other acts put on a great show.
Fresh off a great performance at the Boston Strong concert Lenny called in to share his thoughts on Dane Cook. Lenny said he was outraged by Dane's decision to ban his set from the live stream.
hey Dane Cook ... fu... u were never funny and u just showed how bad u suck... u claim to be from Boston ..,, I think ur career in Boston is officially over after the crap u pulled last night.
I wonder if and Heidi will be talking about Dane Cook's *** move in Boston on dish nation.
Woke up this morning still feeling the energy and positive emotion from working as an Usher at the TD Garden last night for the Boston Strong Concert event. I had the privilege and honor to escort one of the bombing victims to his seating location, and to also greet some special people and generous fans as they entered, many of whom paid mucho $$$ for tickets to benefit the fund. As far as the show goes (and indeed it WAS a show), many of the performers, celebrities, and presenters were very inspiring and gracious. There were some great acts, Boston (opening), Aerosmith, James Taylor & Carole King, Jimmy Buffet, Jason Aldean, Dropkick Murphys, Extreme, NKOTB, Bel Biv Devoe, Boyz II Men, comics Dane Cook, Steve Sweeney, Steven Wright,. But for me, one of the performance highlights of the night was the super-energized set by the J.Geils Band. They can still cook it, man. Hard-driving, boogie-woogie, whamma-jamma.Peter Wolf gets people on their feet, hands clappin'. I'm was still buzzin' early this morning. ...
I will "never" watch or listen to anything that pertains to Dane Cook. What he did last night he should be ashamed to call himself a Bostonian!
Dane Cook should be slinking his way out of Boston anytime now.
I don't find Dane Cook particularly funny, but I'm a little mystified at the outrage people are showing over his decision not to air some of his material on live stream from the Boston Strong concert. Granted, if he didn't want it out there he probably shouldn't have chosen this even to perform it, but still ... and this may put me in the minority, but am I the only one who would like to know exactly where all the money from the One Fund is going/has gone? How much total has been raised so far and how exactly is it being distributed?
Home... from an INCREDIBLE concert that lasted for just over 5 hours!! Crazy bike ride through Boston to get from a suddenly ending green line (before we wanted it to end) to get to the Garden, then navigating our way through there... Amazing artists and comedians! Was incredible to see so many fantastic groups in one place, NKOTB, Boys to Men, Aerosmith, Boston, James Taylor Carol King, Dropkick Murphys, Jason Aldean, Jiimmy Buffet, Dane Cook, and several others made for an amazing night of music... It was an adventure from start to finish Lily Baron! An amazing night, with a truly great friend... we always do seem to have a knack for picking the adventures... :)
Just got back from the Boston Strong show. I don't think words are capable of explaining what it was like to be at show with this much meaning but for those of you out there who may have also been there you know how it felt. All the bands and comedians were great. I thought I was going to explode from laughing so hard from Lenny Clark's stand up routine. Dane Cook was hilarious too. Boston opened the show. Their new singer has some serious pipes but no one will replace Brad. They were very good though and it's always great to hear some the best rock tunes every written. Extreme did an acoustic set of More Than Words and Hole Hearted. Paul Geary even joined them too so it was good to see him playing with the band for a brief time. J Geils is a great live band. I had never seen then before but I was impressed. Wish they did Centerfold but they did do Freezeframe as well as Love Stinks and a few other of their well known tunes. My only disappointment is that the New Kids on the Block played the longest (they ...
Had the most unbelievable awesome fabulous time tonight with my sister at the Boston Strong concert which went on non-stop for five hours! NKOTB, Aerosmith an Jason Aldean were my favorites but all were great! Ceding Lenny Clarke, Steve Sweeney, Stephen Wright and Dane Cook were hilarious. So much fun!
Rumor has it Dane Cook didn't sign off on his set being streamed tonight at the Boston Strong concert. Apparently, he didn't want anyone to find out he isn't really that funny.
Incredible night at Boston Strong concert: Boston, JGiles, Dropkick Murphy's, New Kids, Boyz to Men, Bel Biv Devoe, Brusci, Edelman, Flutie, JT and Carole King,Buffett and Aerosmith-also Steven Wright, Lenny Clark, Dane Cook-whew!!! Unbelievable!! Buffett and JT singing "Mexico" together-. All people including crew volunteered for free. Biggest concert in the history of Boston. What a night of music and love
Haven't the good people of Boston been through enough without having to sit through sets by Extreme, Dane Cook and Aerosmith? Nobody is that strong.
Live streaming on all stations went down during the Boston Strong Concert when Dane Cook appeared. Is he that bad or did Producer/Promoter cut the rest of us peon Bostonians off again
Did anyone else lose feed when Dane Cook was coming on? The Boston Strong Concert.?
Well I watched some of the Boston Strong show.Thanks for cutting out when that tool Dane Cook came on.
I am watching the Boston Strong concert. Earlier they didn't censor the comedians. Now they won't even show Dane Cook!
I'ma go walk around downtown Boston maybe ill run into Dane Cook.
‚ÄúDane Cook is the funniest man alive.‚ÄĚ I actually think is pretty funny
just saw a status update where a road comic was bashing Dane Cook. In my opinion, no road comic should ever bash Dane Cook. Let me explain. Regardless of your thoughts on his comedy or "comedy" however you see him or his act, he has more than likely gotten you work. There are colleges, bar rooms, and comedy clubs, that got started or became more popular and added more nights because of his level of success a few years ago. When will most comics realize this is a business and not a competition?
Full house at work tonight- marathon heroes Jeff Bauman and Carlos Arredondo, Johnny Boychuk, and Dane Cook
Maija Di Giorgio is one of the industries most versatile and high voltage female comedians around.¬†Both nationally and internationally, Maija has commanded the stage atA-List Comedy Clubs in New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Canada, Scotland the UKand Japan. ¬†¬†Both in the USand abroad, Maija has shared the stage with the modern comedy greats, DaveChappelle, Kevin Hart, Jim Norton, Dane Cook, Louis CK and Wanda Sykes among afew.¬† Because of her ability tohold her own with the best, it was no surprise that Maija got standing ovationson HBO‚ÄôsDef Comedy Jam and Showtime‚Äôs At the Apollo.¬† She was then invited to perform at The Beacon Theater with Def Jam‚Äôs best. In addition to her numerous comedy club appearances, Maijahas hosted live comedy events such as the LA division of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert‚Äôs Rally to Restore Sanity Event.¬† Maija‚Äôs career has not stopped there, she also has numerous TV credits to her name such as Fox‚Äôs Mouth Off (as a writer andco-host) NBC Friday Night and Sex ...
A brief review of Arrested Development Season 4 with no spoilers DUMBLEDORE DIES. A new or old viewer of this show needs to realize that it takes place (for lack of a better reference) like the movie "Vantage Point". It is the same story told many ways and revealed slowly but surely like peeling back an orange peel. There is no one being hit over the head with a frying pan or over emphasizing ordinary words (cough bad Will Ferrell/Seth Rogen movies/Dane Cook cough). Some of the jokes are multiple episodes in the making, and if you lack an attention to detail you may need a notepad to laugh a few episodes later at a play on words, or when you see something spelled out on a sign or license plate. The celebrity cameos are well done as always, there is not a single guest star that doesn't impress. Michael Cera's character takes the biggest leap forward, while the rest rehash their old roles for better or worse. Jason Bateman is reinvented brilliantly though. Some parts of the series surpass the originals (Epi ...
Joe Francis, from Girls Gone *** may be the biggest *** on the planet, next to Kat Williams, Dane Cook, and Kanye West.
Dane Cook, George Lopez, and Carlos Mencia running in circles telling jokes. Theyre all bad jokes hehe just some observational humor :o)
Is it wrong of me to want to punch people in the throat when they suggest Dane Cook as a comedian? News flash: when I say my favorite comedians are Bill Hicks, George Carlin, and Denis Leary, "Have you heard of Dane Cook?" is not a proper reply.
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