Craig Ferguson & Bill Clinton

Craig Ferguson (born 17 May 1962) is a Scottish-American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, author, and producer. William Jefferson Bill Clinton (born William Jefferson Blythe III; August 19, 1946) is an American politician who served as the 42nd President of the United States from 1993 to 2001. Inaugurated at age 46, he was the third-youngest president. 3.0/5

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"Presidents Day, of course, started out as celebration of Washington's birthday. Then someone remembered it was Lincoln's birthday on the 12th. So now we celebrate Washington, Lincoln and all the other Presidents. I have no idea how this led to mattress sales. It's probably something do with Bill Clinton." - Craig Ferguson
Just heard this: "Bill Clinton said his daughter, Chelsea, would make a great president. Imagine that, Clinton DNA in the Oval Office." Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson joke- Bill Clinton would like to see his daughter in office one day, yeah it wouldn't it be great to have one of Clinton's spermicide's in office xD terrible xD
More Late Night Jokes from • Bill Clinton said that President Obama inherited a deeply damaged economy. And if he's re-elected he'll inherit an even more deeply damaged economy. Jay Leno • President Obama's speech was moved from the Bank of America Stadium to the Time Warner Cable Arena. They had to move out of the big venue into a smaller place. Like a lot of homeowners in the past four years. Jay Leno • In a related story, Vice President Joe Biden's speech also was moved to a smaller venue — the back room at Denny's, the booth in the corner. Jay Leno • The signature question of this presidential campaign is, "Are you better off than you were four years ago?" As a comedian, I have to say no. I miss Bush and Cheney; they were the golden age. I wish they were here. I am not better off. Jay Leno • Today Scarlett Johansson, Kerry Washington, and Eva Longoria all spoke at the Democratic convention. This means that Obama has all but clinched the crucial 13-year-old boy vote. Conan • T ...
The Latest From Late Night Comedians DATE: WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18, 2012 Craig Ferguson: "According to his tax return, President Obama made $800,000 last year. In fact, the President made so much money last year that today he endorsed Mitt Romney for President." Conan O'Brien: "President Obama has ordered an investigation into the Secret Service sex scandal. And before Obama had even finished issuing the order, Bill Clinton said, 'I am on it.'" Conan O'Brien: "Ann Romney is defending her husband for strapping the family dog to the roof of their station wagon when on a family trip saying the dog loved it. Unfortunately, the dog could not be reached for comment because he ran away to stay with Michael Vick."
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