Colonial Penn Life Insurance Company is a Philadelphia, Pennsylvania based life insurance company owned by Conseco.
What a way to start the day! Josiah: "mommy, are you 16 right now?" Me: "no baby, I'm 26. 16 was 10 years ago for me." Josiah: "is my daddy 26 too?" Me: "he will be in a few days" Josiah: "well then you guys are old now and should probably think about getting life insurance through Colonial Penn". Oh jeeze... On a happier note, I woke up to have 7 messages from more people wanting massage appointments! And another event booked!
The colonial penn commercials and AARP commercials make me wanna commit suicide😂
In 5 years I will be old enough to sign up with Colonial Penn with Alex Trebek ugh child I need a time machine lmbo.
Someone from colonial penn called & i dared my mom to answer it & say change ur commercial, she did & the guy was laughing
"The dialog in this Colonial Penn Life Insurance commercial is so natural and realistic." . "It sure is, Donna!"
Coming this spring on Fox News... Co-produced by the AARP and Colonial Penn Insurance... GEEZER HOUSE.
FACT: Alex Trebek has been representing Colonial Penn for over 10 years. .
Colonial Penn, Two Brothers Scrap Metal, and Life Alert are probably the three worst commercials of all time.
Now Colonial Penn call wait time ten for letter to get restated on Medicare proram.
When I get old I want to be in Colonial Penn commercials. Hope I'll be talented enough
That ".Hi Evelyn" from the lady on the Colonial Penn commercial takes me down every time
Trebek shoulda punched him in the face and said "Next time get insured under Colonial Penn"
Why I keep getting offers from AARP and colonial penn? They must think I'm my dad, or someone got jokes
gelo was the 1st 22 year old on a Colonial Penn commercial...talking bout "how young can you die from old age"
I love the old TV shows, but all the commercials for walk-in tubs, catheters & Colonial Penn Insurance have convinced me I'm 80.
A girls' track and field preview of the Mid-Penn Colonial Division
Yo, why Colonial Penn always show commercials of old black women gossipin?
HS girls' track and field preivew: Mid-Penn Colonial Division
Mid-Penn Colonial boys' track and field preview:
yes sir twins! How r ur retirement plans coming along? Also check out colonial penn for great rates on life insurance
Thanks, Will do, right after I take my Metamucil and Centrum Silver and talk with Colonial Penn. Old people!
Colonial Penn got this commercial with these ladies at the Bingo hall talking about life insurance. and one of them says she is on a fixed budget and doesn't think she can afford life insurance... so what you doing at the Bingo hall GAMBLING??? Colonial Penn... y'all messed up on that one.
Does Alex Trebek not hear the person who just said he's been representing Colonial Penn life insurance for ten years?
Think Alex Trebek has Colonial Penn life insurance? Think the Fonz has a reverse mortgage? Think the Kardashian girls have ever had to shop at a Wal-Mart? This list is endless.
my son really needs to stop telling me that I could qualify for a Colonial Penn Life insurance policy every time their commercial is on TV
This guy on the Colonial Penn commercial just said "norm" as in normal! 😂😭
Shove that Colonial Penn policy up your *** Trebek
Plot twist: Alex Trebek does not have Colonial Penn
Life insurance commercials are actually the worst. It's like "I'm so sorry about your wife, but THANK GOD you have colonial penn"
Alex Trebek, spokesman for colonial Penn just said the average funeral cost is $7000... WTH?!?! I can't even afford to die!
Apparently to be a sales rep at Colonial Penn all you have to be is:. 1) black. 2) bald. 3) with khaki pants.
Nothing on tv, but I am now fluent in how to call colonial penn for senior citizen insurance.
The colonial penn insurance commercials are so cheesy
I hate the colonial penn commercial!
Alex Trebeck representing Colonial Penn for the last 10 years. THATS A DECADE OF BAD SALES PITCHES.
I guess because I watch "In The Heat of the Night" I'm a senior citizen, at least in the eyes of the WGN marketing department and need Colonial Penn life insurance, a hovearound, a no-fall walking cane and a walk-in bath tub.
My grandpa watches the same tv channel everyday. I know the entire colonial penn commercial word for word now because of him
These old lunch ladies in this colonial penn commercial aren't wearing hair nets
These colonial penn commercials are WAY TO CHEESEY!
Penn State takes the lead with just 1:40 left. Shot from Holmstrom bounces off a Colonial, right to the stick of Eric Scheid, who scores.
AARP and colonial penn commercials make me nutt so hard!
Is it just me, or is the use of the phrase "per unit" instead of per person in the Colonial Penn life ins advert really, really sinister?
Cowboys actually signed Jon Kitna? Their next call better be to Alex Trebek at Colonial Penn to get insurance for him.
Listening to old people talk about gettin health care... I feel like I'm in one of those colonial penn commercials
Lol Colonial Penn life insurance commercials. What's worse? Alex Trebek endorsing or the rotten aspiring actors?
Did you know Alex Trebek takes the Colonial Penn representatives home to tickle his feet?
My dad on the Alex Trebek Colonial Penn commercial: "He just split his infinitive. How unprofessional.".
Focus on: Mid-Penn Colonial girls' basketball at holiday break
I just received a very official, registered, TIME sensitive letter. For.My.Mom. From an insurance company that dropped her 6 years ago. Way to hustle Colonial Penn.
Colonial Penn has the worst commercials.
Consumer Cellular and Colonial . Penn commercials have got to be the most poor excuses for advertisement known to man.
I'm all for old people and insurance, but Colonial Penn really needs to shorten their commercials.
The Colonial Penn commercial with the old ladies makes me super uncomfortable.
Oh how I have missed the colonial penn program commercials.
I love Colonial Penn commercials. The old people are the worst actors on the planet. But it's hilarious to watch.
Has anyone else seen the colonial penn commercial with the cafeteria ladies? I am bothered by the fact they aren't wearing gloves while handling the food and that should influence how much life insurance they can actually receive.
I just saw the "Uncle Joe" Colonial Penn Life Insurance" commercial.it cracks me up! All the family gathers in the kitchen after Uncle Joe's funeral...and one lady asks how Aunt So-and-So is doing.the other lady says."Pretty good, I think".she had a life insurance policy from Colonial Penn.and all I can ever think of is Aunt So-and-So cruising in the Bahamas on Uncle Joe's insurance money.roflmao!
Why the *** is the song on the colonial Penn commercial so *** sad? Seriously
So, we were watching a movie tonight, and during a commercial break, they were showing the Alex Trebek final expenses Colonial Penn insurance thing for the umpteenth time. During the recitation of the average funeral costs, I said to Irma, "So, you think there is a market for me to start a "Toss 'em and Torch 'em" service?" Much Irma mirth was had.
Colonial Penn is .35 cents a day, "less than the cost of a newspaper." Where the eff are you getting a newspaper that cheap?
seriously hope they can get Colonial Penn Life Insurance to be title sponsor
colonial penn? You need to change your commercial a newspaper does not cost 38 cents today
If the 3 women in this Colonial Penn Insurance commercial really talked that much during bingo the other old ladies would kick their ***
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Nah, I'm thinking he'll pop up in a Colonial Penn ad or one of those reverse mortgage spots.
Depends. Does earth have colonial penn?
You know you're watching The Price is Right when every commercial is AARP, Colonial Penn, and Hoveround.
You know you're an old fart when OurTime, SeniorPeopleMeet, AARP, Mortuaries & Colonial Penn start to call you. FYI, I make 55 look
you pay attention to those Colonial Penn ads for burial insurance.
Look, Trebek, you're a PAID spokesperson. Of course, you're happy to be at Colonial Penn's Customer Service center!
Happy birthday to Madonna who is now able to get insurance through Colonial Penn!
cam , I found your twin lol look at this video
Think Alex Trebek and Colonial Penn study examines simplified issue life insurance products.
I see Alex Trebek twice every day: Once on Jeopardy and once on the inevitable Colonial Penn commercial
The TV spots for Colonial Penn drive me mad. Outdated and embarrassingly low quality.
That call center in the Colonial Penn commercial with Alex Trebek looks a lot like working in ***
Colonial Penn's commercial writers really need to take a creative writing course. Nobody talks about life assurance to one another like that
These colonial penn commercials are just too much
Thanks Price is Right for convincing me to buy Colonial Penn life insurance at the ripe old age of 19
Category: Alex Trebek representing colonial penn life insurance for over 10 years. Answer "Who cares?"
Does the Colonial Penn program creep anyone else out?
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S/o to the lunch ladies in the colonial penn commercial.
I like the colonial penn insurance mini old people soap opera commercials
These colonial penn life insurance commercials kill me lol
I wonder how many suicidal thoughts can be attributed to the distorted view of senior living we get from these Colonial Penn commercials.
These ladies on the colonial penn commercial talk so happy about their husband dying and life insurance it's odd!!!
Fun Fact: With latest birthday, he will soon become the spokesperson for the Colonial Penn Life Insurance program.
Tell me more about Colonial Penn life insurance, lunch ladies casually talking about your inevitable demise on TV
I have seen Alex Trebek in this Colonial Penn commercial more times than I have ever seen him on Jeopardy. It runs each AM like clockwork.
The Colonial Penn lunch lady ad bugs me for a number of reasons: 1) what grade school cafeteria is that orderly? 2) did the one lady who is thinking about moving in with her daughter (the lady looks all of 50) ask her daughter if that would be OK with her family? 3) the acting is HORRIBLE. 4) lines that are supposed to be funny ("did you speak with Alex Trebek?") aren't. 5) they're not wearing hairnets - ew. Well, that's a start.
Can't wait to retire and finally pursue acting and star in a Colonial Penn commercial.
Hallmark and tvland are the only channels I watch in the morning. Nothing but Life Alert and colonial penn commercials.
"You're right, I'm definitely gonna call the colonial penn program!"
Colonial Penn insurance commercials are so messed up
Here are the Ryan Howard bobbleheads given out today to the first 2,000 fans thanks to Colonial Penn!
This Colonial Penn commercial...did Alex Trebek get a facelift or did he just get a vampire facial from Steve Martin's blood?
it's Convergys but I work for Colonial Penn.
At a mere 35 cents a day this Colonial Penn guaranteed term life insurance is starting to seem like a good idea.
What's been the best commercial you've seen? — Colonial Penn. lmfao.
I'm sold that colonial penn is the illuminati
Colonial Penn should really be ashamed of themselves for continuing to air that awful commercial
Do only African Americans participate in the Colonial Penn program?
Colonial penn commercials freak me out
These Colonial Penn commercials are the absolute worst.
I dont hate but I strongly dislike the women we work with they some old *** very old ,aarp/colonial Penn old
I don't think I'm the target audience for the Antenna TV channel. Colonial Penn, Poligrip, AARP.that ain't me.
Why are none of the lunch ladies in this Colonial Penn commercial wearing hairnets?
LOVE the Colonial Penn commercial rite now.
The problem with watching daytime tv: old ladies playing bingo on a Colonial Penn commercial. "G47." "BINGO!"
Let colonial penn make insurance simple for you. Or Alex Trebek will pistol whip you.
That Colonial Penn Life Insurance commercial fills my day with joy.
Colonial penn commercials make me want to kill myself
The commercial with the lunchroom ladies talking about Colonial Penn life insurance is Pinteresque in its sadness.
The Colonial Penn commercial is watching people watch a commercial..."Do what they did."
Hi my name is Rubi Dominguez, and I'm a colonial Penn representative. How may I help you. 💁
Who knew?! Elvin Tibideaux's mother is in the Colonial Penn Insurance Plan TV commercial! It's true,
Colonial penn commercials are taking over tv today.
I hate the colonial penn commercials.
Colonial Penn and Life Alert commercials are so painfully awkward.
I wonder if Alex Trebek has a Colonial Penn plan?
Colonial Penn life insurance commercials are both hilarious and sad.
I've been a lunch lady and trust me, none of us would offer to clean up solo just so you could go call Colonial Penn.
The ending to "A League of Their Own" is about on par with Colonial Penn life insurance commercials.
Dennis and Dee's mom from always sunny is in a colonial penn insurance commercial. Like with that JG Wentworth camera work and everything
Colonial Penn claims their reputation is stellar because Alex Trebek says so! That's what a "Compensated Endorser" is paid to do! Do you believe him or not?
Perry Mason weekend on the Hallmark Channel?! This is what you'd call a weekend win! (Now, if only I could get past all the Colonial Penn commercials...)
Well *** the irony of it all. As an almost 37 year survivor of a terminal diagnosis of osteogenic sarcoma (bone cancer) at age 14, I have finally managed to make it to 50, the age you have to be to get life insurance with Colonial Penn. NO HEALTH QUESTIONS! It has been IMPOSSIBLE for me to get any type of policy my whole life because of this. Now that I can get it, I have a mystery pain in my left abdomen that has been hurting for almost six weeks, and after a cat scan of my abdomen, and an upcoming colonoscopy (yay for me-eek!) in two weeks, I am still un-diagnosed. I have lost a limb, had two natural childbirths, and had bone marrow transplanted, yet I've never suffered pain for a period of six weeks with no break. Along with that feeling weak and sick almost every day. So not like me! I am just thinking how wrong it is that now that I have the chance to get a policy, I might not make it through the "two-year limited coverage". So, you have to make it to 50, but THEN you have to stay healthy fo ...
With the DL stints this year one may think calling Alex Trebek about the Colonial Penn should be a pretty smart idea..
Sorry about that. Personally if it were me, and I had the relative's social security I'd start calling Colonial Penn, etc.
“at what age can I get me an AARP card?” Idk I have Colonial Penn
Does anyone else see the irony of Alex Trebek doing commercials for Colonial Penn?
What's the Deal with Colonial Penn: Their graded policy seems really well priced to me. I am having a hard time
Colonial Penn The lunch ladies husbands die, and they're talking about all the cash they got.
You'll see me in the Colonial Penn commercials...
Oh this old dude should focus more on the colonial penn commercial on the tv at the gym then my *** . Really
Lmao colonial penn is the weakest commercial ever.
Sorry, Colonial Penn life insurance TV commercial. I'm all good with the potter's field.
My knee is killing me. Am I old enough for Colonial Penn?
Listening to Digital Love while watching Colonial Penn commercials. This is what I do late at night.
Colonial Penn commercials have women working at min. wage jobs now, they used to just chill
I mean white people do it all the time. Im going to get Colonial Penn insurance. Alex Trebek gone be my insurance agent lol
"Single ladies!... now might be a good time to talk to yall about Colonial Penn life insurance. -Alex Trebek DJ set.
I want friends like the old ladies in the Colonial Penn commercials
Girls' track and field: Colonial Division preview
Boys' track and field: Colonial preview
So if Alex Trebek will no longer do Jeopardy will he continue to do the Colonial Penn commercials?
Colonial Penn sounds like a Ponzi scheme
Colonial Penn Commercials are probably my favorite...
So if Matt Lauer is taking over Jeopardy, does it mean he is also the new Colonial Penn spokesman?
Today is the birthday of Michelangelo Buonarrati, Ed McMahon, Rob Reiner, Ben Murphy, and Shaquille O'Neal. Michelangelo wowuld be 638 today. He was an Italian artist who painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Ed would be 90 today. He was Johnny Carson's partner on "The Tonight Show" and was also the host of "Star Search." He was also a spokesman for "Publishers Clearing House" and "Colonial Penn" life insurance. Rob is 68 today. He is best known for his role as "Meathead" on "All In The Family." He is now a movie director. Ben is 71 today. He played Sam in "Gemini Man." He also played Kid Curry on "Alias Smith and Jones." Shaquille is 41 today. He played center for the Orlando Magic, Los Angeles Lakers, Miami Heat, Phoenix Suns, Cleveland Cavaliers, and Boston Celtics. He won 3 NBA Titles with the Lakers 2000, 2001, and 2002. Hew also won an NBA Title with the Heat in 2006.
I'll ride you through the hotel lobby like a show pony. They'll call us crazy or call the cops. Good thing you've got Colonial Penn, grandma
Man I can't stand those Colonial Penn commercials
Ya know when you are faced with your own mortality and you begin to look at your family history it makes you stop and think about your loved ones. I am looking for the best life insurance, anyone have suggestions?
I want to join the colonial penn program 👴👵👍
The colonial penn commercial has to have the worst acting I've ever seen in my life lol
CONGRATULATIONS to Ms Madisan for her SAG booking on COLONIAL PENN...way to go
Colonial penn commercials are so corny.
These old biddies can REALLY chat about Colonial Penn its as if their lives depended on it...
Sounds that way. I really want to get on there so I can ask Alex about Colonial Penn life insurance.
The colonial penn commercials are just so unsettling.
Colonial Penn commercials are just awful
Colonial Penn offers life insurance starting at thirty-five cents per unit per day "depending on sex" for ages 85 and under.
Sure I'll buy Colonial Penn Life Insurance. As long as Alex Trebek is the one giving the physical.
*** naw. Not finna kill me. Colonial Penn ain't been paid this month yet n e ways
She doesn't feel like being here today @ Colonial Penn Life Insurance
Okay can I just say that at a funeral, the last thing people think about is the colonial penn program. Hate those commercials.
This lady in this colonial penn commercial killed her mom
Isn't it Colonial Penn that has the Minuteman as it's logo? Why not have those businesses show a Fully Armed Marine on a sticker?
This colonial penn commercial is horrible lol
All lunch ladies talk about is Colonial Penn insurance.
All ive learned from colonial penn commercials is that lunch ladies just talk about medicare and their grandkids.
My how some of the stars are showing their age. Especially evident in some of the recent commercials now airing. Henry Winkler in the reverse mortgage, Alex Trebek in the Colonial Penn, but none so much as Tom Cruse in the Hoveround commercials.
How come nobody in the Colonial Penn commercial cares that Alex Trebek is in their workplace? Wouldn't you at least turn your head?
Got home today and received a letter from Colonial Penn about getting Medicare. Freaking really. I know i am not that old yet. Freaking A!
Colonial Penn burial insurance and walk in shower ads on Dragnet 1968.
The colonial Penn program commercial be hilarious its so fake
I just saw a commercial for Colonial Penn and all these lunch ladies were creaming their pants about Alex Trebek while fixing lunch.
Colonial Penn comercials with these old ladies talking about getting life ins.. Umm ur like 100 shouldn't you have it by now?
If you want to laugh look up the Colonial Penn commercial with Alex Trebek.
Anthony just applied for colonial penn the affordable life insurance
The guy from JG wetworth looked like the same guy from colonial penn
Well, Alex Trebek is trying to sell me Colonial Penn yet again so that's my cue to go to bed! Night y'all!
Alex Trebek representing them is precisely the reason I'll never have colonial penn.
Colonial penn commercials are hilarious. 2 friends talking "if you are between the age of 50-85 you are guaranteed!" Don't you know her age?
geeked. Alex Trebek now has to have "compensated endorser" next to his name for Colonial Penn commercials
Covering my first Mid-Penn Colonial matchup of the year tonight: Big Spring (4-8, 1-5) at Boiling Springs (4-2, 9-4). JV game almost done.
Commercials for things for old people (like Colonial Penn or Life Alert) are always hilarious when they don't mean to be.
Colonial Penn commercials are so wrong
no way the foreign pronunciation king was wrong! Blame it on hawking Colonial Penn life insurance
The Colonial Penn commercials are so bad...
With Colonial Penn I am sure that my family would be well taken care of. Mommy wheres Daddy? Daddy worked2death but now we got PAID
Alex Trebek just said that Colonial Penn insurance was "just $.35 per day... that's less than the cost of a daily...
Alex Trebek, tell me what I have to do to be an actor in one of your incredibly realistic and convincing Colonial Penn commercials. -No One Ever
So yesterday I read for Kaopectate, Icy Hot, Gold Bond Lotion, and Bayer. Whats next: Colonial Penn, the Scooter Store and Lipitor. (At least I still get Hasbro.)
If I were an old lady, I'd be offended by these Colonial Penn life insurance commercials. "Did YOU speak to Alex Trebec?!"
I was watching dr phil tgen decided to turn to deadly women a commercial for colonial penn it took so long to go...
Chanel and I are watching tv and that Colonial Penn commercial comes on. She says to me "mom, you're not even close to 58..but everyday you get a little closer!" The day after Thanksgiving and this is the disrespect I have to endure! Lmao
And I always thought Colonial Penn would be a good band name
I love how Colonial Penn just assumes that I'm old and deaf then cranks the volume up to around the same decibels as a Saturn V rocket launch.
Quaker Ben: a Tale of Colonial Pennsylvania in the Days of Thomas Penn: This historical novel was published in 1...
And them the colonial penn life insurance commercial mentions the loss of a parent. Whelp.
Well Will has term life insurance through The Colonial Penn so that will cover the necessities.
This is the longest colonial penn commercial
I long to live in a world without Colonial Penn TV commercials.
Oh my God I am old-I qualify for Colonial Penn Insurance!
I love the colonial penn commercial with all the old lunch ladies. So heartwarming.
Yeah I'm sure lunch ladies talk about their dead husbands and going broke like in this Colonial Penn commercial
Which is better, Colonial Penn or Garden State Life insurance?
I'll give every dollar of my lunch money of my high school career to Colonial Penn if they will hire some better actors. It's ridicules.
Currently, OSU and Mich. play in the Eastern College Athletic Conference; Penn State plays in the Colonial; and Rutgers in the Big East.
So I just realized that Alex Trabek is ths spokesman for Colonial Penn... He's Canadian
No actors are worse than the ones on the Colonial Penn Program commercials
Yay! I made it to 50! Thru the grace of God, fantastic Doctors, and the love and support of family and friends... I am here and feeling fine! Now I qualify for AARP and Colonial Penn. Life Insurance!!! Lol! Have a great day all!!
Anybody have Nova and Penn in Colonial/Ivy FB champ exacta? Nobody I know. Very impressive.
My grandson is obsessed with that Colonial Penn idk the life insurane commercial. He stops whatever he is doing when it comes on and just stares at the tv. It must be the elderly people in it. He seems to really be attracted to these types of ads.
Colonial men holding a 2-1 lead over Penn. Reid Breck with a big five set win at No. 6
Hey fb just got hired at Bankers Life and Colonial Penn. So fb if u need some insurance or know someone who needs any kind of insurance please hit me up. I can help
Good News!... In only 13 1/2 years, I'll be eligible for Colonial Penn!... Cause I don't want to burden my loved ones with my "final expenses"!...
This is the email I jus received from my Bible professor: I understand that we have a (may I quote) 'terrifying storm' threatening all of our lives and cancelling classes. truth be known, 6 year old kids are on the highways and in the classroom today. The winds will pick up later today but it will be windy through Wed. and we need to get in a study session so i am going to meet w/you tonight for our study session. We are hoping Justin can be there to record it (or someone else) and everyone can get access to it. On the other hand, while facing near certain death we are reminded that we are 'called to suffer' (1 Peter) and Esther could say facing impending death, 'if i perish, i perish'. let's go for it. 7 PM tonight. Watch your email b/c if we lose electricity, we will then cancel. if you are wondering about such things, my wife's cell is and you can call that # for emergency news. Also, be sure that your life insurance is paid up and you can call Colonial Penn and sign up today for as much as you would l ...
Why do all Colonial Penn commercials place women in the kitchen? That is so sexist. Go back to 1955 CP and take Alex Trebek with you.
Alex Trebek's Colonial Penn commercials are seriously depressing.
For those who associate the AARP with Medicare, the organization did not support Medicare when it was introduced in 1963. The AARP was largely a marketing tool for the Colonial Penn insurance company, and this prevented the group from endorsing Medicare. The group that DID support Medicare was the National Council of Senior Citizens, which was initiated by Democratic Party union leaders and which rose to a national membership of several million by the mid-1970s. President Johnson praised NCSC for the successful lobbying to get Medicare enacted. Like many people my age, I joined the AARP when I turned age 50, and I have enjoyed getting a relatively low-rate VISA card, which I still use. However, when the AARP endorsed the Bush-sponsored amendments to Medicare in 2003, I bailed out of the AARP and quit paying dues. I hate the privatization of Medicare exemplified by the Part D drug plan and the advent of Medicare Advantage Plans which subsidize private insurance companies. I resent having no choice in my PE ...
Omg I just realized I now qualify for Colonial Penn life insurance. Ugh!
Okay, it's official - I think I'm gonna HURL if I see Alex Trebek in one more of these Colonial Penn commercials! Help me people, PLEASE!
While I'm on TV commercials, I don't know why we need ObamaCare. Everyone can just sign up for Colonial Penn's insurance with Alex Trebek. They just showed a commercial with these lunch ladies talking about how easy and cheap it is. It's, like, almost fun!
If Alex Trebek wandered into a real Colonial Penn meeting and started asking insurance questions to which he already knows the answers, would they reply with preprogrammed answers or would they call security?
someone please tell me they've seen the Colonial Penn commercial with Alex Trebek...😳
Perhaps it's aging but lately, whatever channel I'm watching seems to be trying to sell me Depends,items from the Scooter Store, tons of Metamucil and Alex Trebek telling me why Colonial Penn is the only life insurance I can trust. Until yesterday when it all came to the twain. A class action-suit (at least on the left coast) for those of us who have suffered complications from Transvaginal Mesh Surgery. Finally, something I can get my teeth around. My needs have been met. Cleveland Rocks! Goodnight, everybody. Drive Safely.
How long has Alex Trebek been representing Colonial Penn, talking about their Guaranteed Acceptance Life Insurance?
Me: "Huh, Alex Trebek is in the hospital from a heart attack." Brian: "It's ok, he's covered by Colonial Penn." . God I love this man!
Colonial Penn needs Joe Theismann to be their spokesman.
All of this day time tv is teaching me about the best catheters to get, that in Colonial Penn commercials the husband always dies first, that I should invest in a walk in bath, and that if I get my diabetes supplies I can get large print playing cards.
Colonial Penn: you should see how much Alex Trebek is gonna get from us when his mother dies!
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