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Colonial Penn Life Insurance Company is a Philadelphia, Pennsylvania based life insurance company owned by Conseco.

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If this old fart on the Colonial Penn aid could only safe a small jar of pe…
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Sec.of Ed. Susan Bunting awarded William Penn students gold status multi literacy certificates. Colonial is the 1s…
Is this one of the final expenses paid for by covered by Colonial Penn?
With the start of conference play today, here is a look at the preseason prediction for the colonial divi…
Alex Trebec has made millions ripping people off with Colonial Penn overpriced insurance. I miss Art Fleming. He had class.
Weather update - today's Colonial Division golf event is still on. is hosting the event. Tee off set for 12pm.
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Penn colonial swim club will close at 1:15 pm today due to weather and lack of attendance
the world is about to end, is it wise to get Colonial Penn with Alex Trebek - now, or am i too late?
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Nice day on the course for Mid-Penn Colonial match at Penn National.
Was in fine print when applying for Colonial Penn Life Insurance
When you see a Colonial Penn commercial on TV Land, and then flip over to GSN and see the exact same commercial...
Maybe he mistook it for the Colonial Penn adds
He thinks health insurance is that colonial penn life insurance nonsense they advertise on Fox News
He spends too much time watching TV and those darn Colonial Penn commercials.🤔
late nite ads for Colonial Penn life insurance.
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He's obviously watched too many Colonial Penn commercials and confused health insurance with burial-benefit life insurance.
Trump only repeats what he hears on TV. . Colonial Penn airs commercials on Fox saying…
He's been watching too many Colonial Penn commercials
Pretty sure he's confusing health insurance and the Colonial Penn life insurance commercials...…
He saw a commercial for Colonial Penn you can have insurance for as little as $1 a month he really has dementia
The president explaining healthcare, struggling to recall what Alex Trebek said in those Colonial Penn commercials.
He has watched one too many Colonial Penn Life Insurance commercials late at night. His "knowledge" of…
LOL OMG He's just been watching too many commercials for Colonial Penn and thinks THAT is how Health Insurance work…
Haven't you seen him on those Colonial Penn commercials hawking life insurance for the elderly to…
The prez apparently thinks that Colonial Penn life insurance is the same as health insurance. We have a TV president. 📺
In Colonial Penn land maybe but yea, not health insurance. 🙄
Look to cable news adds for the answers
If he'd only get Alex Trebek to lie for him in TV ads as he does for Colonial Penn Life Insurance bc hyperbole is what sells...right?
I wonder is the Colonial Penn is being inundated with inquiries about health insurance today?🙄
No, the Colonial Penn commercials with Alex Trebek. They come on late, a…
Sounds like he got all his info from Alex Tribec. Watched the Colonial Penn commercial once and thought…
He's been watching too many Colonial Penn commercials.
My last observation. Trump watching FOX and a Colonial Penn or Gerber Grow up Plan ad was on - next thing you know insurance cost $12 a yr!
Classic FoxNews viewer accepting Colonial Penn ads as gospel. Surprised he didn't also suggest they buy…
Oh dear God! He's the Alex Trebek of selling Colonial Penn insurance!
no, watch the ad and tell me I'm wrong:
This is literally what Trump thinks Obamacare is:.
Colonial Penn must advertise on Fox a lot
He seems to think a cheap Colonial-Penn life insurance policy is health insurance.
He knows about Colonial Penn and Alex Trebek obviously. Probably knows all about Quicken reverse mortgages too.
It's only $10 a month with Colonial Penn. He should talk to Alex Trebek. 😏
Ya. He got his info from the Alex Trebek Colonial Penn ad.
Trump watches TV and is quoting Colonial Penn or insurance to afford burials. That is basically Trump…
He doesn't know the difference btw colonial penn and blue cross
"Alex Trebek is a smart guy. Super smart guy. Has a lot of answers to questions. What he's done for C…
Trump is probably getting his information from the Colonial Penn insurance ads that he sees on Fox.
The extent of Trump's insurance knowledge begins and ends with Alex Trebek telling him Colonial Penn can cover you…
If all you knew about insurance was from Colonial Penn ads on tv, you'd think life insurance was th…
And our POTUS thinks Healthcare is the same as Life Insurance. I wish I could get HC as cheap as a Colonial Penn Pl…
I don't think Trump even knows what we're talking about. This is health insurance, not Colonial Penn.
It's like he has that colonial penn insurance memorized.
*** In Chief sits in front of TV half the night & sees ads for Colonial Penn Life Insurance on cable. He…
No. Clue. I want that $12 a year premium, though. I think that's Colonial Penn, the company Alex Trebeck pushes.
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Term life insurance. I'm sure he's thinking of all the Colonial Penn commercials he's seen.
Theory: Trump is quoting the Colonial Penn Life ins ad rates. Then we can afford ⚰️ costs when…
I think his entire understanding of insurance is an old Colonial Penn commercial. Pennies a day. You can't be turne…
If he calls it Colonial Penn Care, we're all screwed.
In fairness , Colonial Penn does do a lot of late night advertising.
Why is Tom Selleck tricking the elderly into reverse mortgages? No way do I trust him. He's so broke that he has to do Colonial Penn ads.
1681: English Quaker William Penn receives charter from Charles II, making him sole proprietor of colonial American territory Pennsylvania.
I'd watch a thousand Colonial Penn Life Insurance commercials before I watch one show hosted by Steve Harvey.
won't even let anybody get a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy for him by 2020.
You know you were born in wrong era when most of TV channels you watch feature ads for AARP, Colonial Penn, and bladder incontinence.
Shout out to old nerds who stayed up to see a 5 o'clock show of "Going In Style". Do they sell Colonial Penn Insurance at movie theaters?
Clearly it's been a while since I last watched TPIR, or I wouldn't have screwed up "Colonial PENN." (Still not avai…
Moe Moe Lwin who is the focus of the article was our primary collaborator in the Penn course we held in Yangon...
Colonial Penn and Life Alert will never leave
Im watching Fox 29. They realized that there are no Wawas in Olde City! Put one on 3rd St! Fox 29, Colonial Penn & others will benefit
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Pretty sure this is clip art from Colonial Penn.
All we really need to worry about is Colonial Penn and the catheter company...if they pull then he is doomed!
You need to start applying for Colonial Penn life insurance
ICYMI: Big Spring clinches Colonial wrestling title with win over rival Boiling Springs…
'They just fight': clinches share of Mid-Penn Colonial with win over by -…
Big Spring clinches Mid-Penn Colonial Division wrestling title with win at Boiling Springs…
Life insurance ads are so weird. "So sad Uncle Joe died and his family won't be the same.. but at least he was insured with Colonial Penn!"
Hi, Dave here for the flu. Did you know you can get a fantastic deal on an affordable reverse rate mortgage from Colonial Penn?
A round of applause for the best student section in the Colonial Division.
Opening night in Derry?. Christ in a Sidecar/While on Crutches,. I'd better pay up my Colonial Penn premiums NOW! :0
probably that colonial Penn insurance that only pays for your funeral
Dont fear the Reaper with Colonial Penn life insurance.
Does any team in the MPC Division boys BB have what it takes to beat
.boys BB tried, but it wasn't enough to claim a victory against
lol I just saw a colonial Penn commercial and it's been a while 😂🤣😭
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There's a buzz around New Oxford after beat William Penn hoops this week
The Colonial Penn ad with the guy putting change in a jar after he breaks a dollar.
After upset of William Penn, New Oxford boys' hoops looking to prove it belongs in D1.
STORY: After Day 1, here are some very early observations about Colonial boys hoops: Feat.
New Oxford's win over William Penn was huge for the program, but the Colonials hope it's just the beginning.
Alex Trebek is a compensated endorser of Colonial Penn Insurance.
You all must know of the Sambo caricature from the colonial culture here in the United States.…
Why does the add for colonial penn life brag abt "rate lock"? Cuz they're charging you premiums decades in ADVANCE!
UPDATE - Photo of that 2-alarm house fire on Colonial Village Drive in Penn Hills
Picture from the scene of a 2 alarm fire on colonial village Dr in Penn Hills.courtesy of
Given the average age of racing fans the are sponsored by Hoveround and Colonial Penn Insurance…
If you ever are bored and looking for something to do, read the opinion of Smith v. Colonial Penn Ins. Co. You won't be disappointed
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Are you or someone you know interested in a Sales and Customer Service Representative (Colonial Penn) role at CNO...
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Mid Penn Colonial Division league play starts TODAY. Find out how a pair of F-F teams look for 1st wins:
Historic night at Mitchell Field 2nite as . and the . Huskies play 1st ever Mid-Penn Colonial Game - WCHX and WKVA @ 630
I caught up on the lecture about Quakerism in colonial Penn. how did we get from there to:
Now for boys soccer as Greencastle hosts Waynesboro in a key Mid-Penn Colonial Division showdown.
I wonder if Colonial Penn pays Alex Trebek in life insurance policies.
I'm 41. What celebrities will be doing my Colonial Penn/AARP old folks commercials when I'm 65 or older?
.explains why the Colonial Pipe is so crucial to SE gasoline supply. No big refineries btwn Alabama & Penn.…
I will be speaking this Saturday at Penn about Shinto in Colonial Korea.
Trinity VB... top team in Mid-Penn Colonial after sweeping undefeated Big Spring.
Now switching gears to cover some field hockey, which hosts in Mid Penn Colonial Div. action.
FIrst Case Need Help.: Did a door to door survey, 2nd door I knocked the guy has colonial penn(graded) that h...
good luck getting Colonial Penn to pay out the life insurance policy
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It feels like there's a bit of desperation in these colonial penn ads. It seems like you're begging people to get it. I'll pass.
There is a feeling of desperation in these Colonial Penn commercials. It can't that if you nearly begging people to get it.
Hate colonial penn commercials. I'm not between the ages of 50 and 85. I don't care.
Due to inclement weather Penn Colonial will be closing @ 3:00
it's cause of the Colonial Penn Program
In this heat, remember to CHECK ON THE ELDERLY. Make sure they are signed up for Colonial Penn Life Insurance.
Colonial Penn claims you can get life insurance for PENNIES A DAY!
For the record, I don't think Mike Pence is a real person, either. Actor from Colonial Penn Life Insurance commercial for sure.
I read for comprehension, beloved. God Bless you and Colonial Penn has great life insurance rates.
Colonial Penn Life Insurance Commercial (1991). I do not hold, nor do I ...
I'm becoming an old woman.I've been watching old game shows and listening to colonial penn advertisements this morning...
I think any actor who has to get their doctors permission to do an action movie should just do Colonial Penn TV ads .
Big Springs enters the match ranked in the Mid Penn Colonial Division while enters ranked in the Mid Penn Commonwealth!
Colonial Penn Program is calling your name. Happy birthday 😍😘💕
Greencastle-Antrim goes to 4-0, races past James Buchanan for 26th Mid-Penn Colonial win in a row:
John Penn (14 July 1729 – 9 February 1795) was the last governor of colonial Pennsylvania, serving in that office...
William Penn on a 15-2 run right now. DMA needs to answer the press being put on. Colonial 17-15 4:37 2nd
Why is Alex Trebek and Colonial Penn advertising on Is this a purposeful nihilistic ad buy that Stephen Falk approved?
Mid-Penn Colonial wrestling coaches predictions and wrestler of the year picks
New logo for Colonial Appraisal Services, Inc. a sister company to Old Dominion Realty - office located in Penn...
Does Colonial Penn give out quills with every new account? That would be great lol
Now that Dan is the Sports version of Alex Trebek,will he start doing commericals for Colonial Penn?
Yall really weird. Yall not tuff, like c'mon you were a William Penn colonial 😂😂
The Society of Friends, Penn, and Colonial Pennsylvania. Religious freedom in 1681.
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For the first time in the colonial style farmhouse's 176-year life, it is on the market and will leave the...
Reckon it's time for me to start telling folks about Colonial Penn Insurance.
Either Colonial Penn life insurance stepped up their advertising or I'm watching TV shows in their TARGET DEMO!
Blown Away by Colonial Penn: I just sat down with a guy that sent off his application for a policy with coloni...
If you see an Alex Trebek ad for Colonial Penn, then you'll know for sure.
I'm extremely happy to represent Bankers Life and Casualty and Colonial Penn Insurance.
I believe we are in a Colonial Penn commercial. The old folks behind us are talking abt supplemental insurance & meds.
Even adults have fun in the pool at penn colonial
Proof Charlie Sheen doesn't age...and Gilbert Gottfried should really consider Colonial Penn...
All the work has been done in this simply stunning brick front colonial located in the ever popular East Penn SD.
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You're right, Colonial Penn might be the better bet.
Colonial Penn "Rate Lock".yeah, that's not what I heard AT ALL. I was interested and everything 😖
Kal Penn with a colonial haircut on this episode of Buffy omg
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Having Alex Trebek as your spokesman is using the bottom of the barrel. Any program that you sponsor I have my MUTE button already to go. No one can stand him. Please do your self a favor and get rid of him, even a country western singer would be better, yodeling. He absolutely should not be on TV. GET RID OF HIM1
"If I hear one more quote from Alex Trebeck, or get more colonial penn mail" -jay
Don't forget Colonial's Kindergarten Carnival is tonight from 6-8 at William Penn. Games and free hats with the...
Colonial Penn with Trivia Man shows every worker in the office talking non stop in the room. Isnt that special. Pro M. Thius
What's this, you're in line for the Colonial Penn commercial tryouts? I swear you were younger.
The Colonial Penn ads-are the tones at the end some sort of weird alien signal calling seniors back to their home planet?
Maybe Colonial Penn is just a front and Alex Trebek is really laundering arms sales
I love the Colonial Penn commercial because the 2 women are so shady after the funeral."I was surprised to hear there was no life insurance"
So dude from jeopardy stop hosting the show to do colonial penn commercials
We'd love to talk to him too. We have some questions for him. But he works with Colonial Penn, not us. Have a great day.
He only takes time off from Jeopardy to do those commercials for Colonial Penn.
Poor woman. She looks familiar. Wasn't she on a soap opera or something in the 90s? Or ads for Colonial Penn life insurance?
George Washington's Colonial definitely gives Penn's Quaker a run for its money as creepiest mascot.
You would be forced to converse with both Ann and Evelyn from the Colonial Penn life insurance commercial
Larry, the widower in this Colonial Penn commercial, is all ears when his neighbor lady decides to get a life ins. policy.
Gotta love the colonial penn program commericals
I work at Colonial Penn Life In Center City Phila & have my Pa Life Ins.Lic. YEAH
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Just arrived at for a Mid Penn Colonial wrestling showdown with Stay here for updates!
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Waynesboro doubles up Greencastle-Antrim to maintain share of the Colonial Division: Mid-Penn Colonial football -
I must have the same tastes as an old person because I see way too many life alert and colonial penn commercials.
Here's out PennLive Four and Out TV spot this week. Me on TV. You don't want to miss that, right:
Ties aplenty: Mid-Penn Colonial, Berks races all knotted up: PennLive's Four and Out TV spot
Ah. You are referring to Colonial Penn. Alex and his 'stache are on their commercial:
That's Newark High for you. Proud to be a colonial at least I know they over there becoming the leaders of tomorrow. Wm. Penn - 1 Newark - 0
and then I'm gonna volunteer for colonial penn and then do seasonal work. send your prayers bc there's no going back now
I almost want to buy Colonial Penn insurance, just because endorses it.
Greencastle-Antrim's Ally Rudy earns Mid-Penn Colonial Division Player of the year honors: Girls' Soccer all-stars
Deb's Falafel 'n Waffles now open 24 hrs right behind Bob's Guns 'n Vitaminz free falafel with purchase of Colonial Penn Life Insurance
Hey baby, have you heard of Colonial Penn?
Field hockey roundup with wins by , Northern Lebanon and Boiling Springs (by ) :
Boiling Springs stays top in Mid-Penn Colonial with two goals from Emma Spisak: Field hockey results
I am currently rocking a colonial braid on the wings of penn hills
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A closer look at Waynesboro's 1-0, Mid-Penn Colonial girls' soccer win over Boiling Springs
Nice pic of Colin Grove in this PL article - Tuesday's Mid-Penn boys' soccer roundup -
Trinity, East Pennsboro and Elizabethtown win close girls' tennis matches, other results:
A win would give the Warriors 50 straight divisional wins, though 47 came while they were on the Mod-Penn Colonial. They're new to YAIAA 2.
New to the Market!. Beautifully Renovated Colonial in Indian Mountain Lakes for $155,000!
Did you buy a Medigap plan from Colonial Penn, United American, Blue Cross or Humana you probably paid too much.
She loves alex tribec colonial life penn lifelock commercial
May I interest you in some Colonial Penn life insurance? Alex Trebek says everyone should get it.
first world problem I know, but that guy who does the Colonial Penn tv ads, Alex Trebek, doesn't look very healthy. Maybe it's my HDTV s ...
This fractured wrist I have is not healing fast enough I might be dying. I'm about to call Colonial Penn & get life insurance
lol of course. When you were calling me a thot for cheating on Alex. And now I'm known as princess of colonial Penn pool -__-
I turned 40 on July 24th. I immediately gave up, joined AARP, bought term life insurance from Colonial Penn, and a snazzy Buick Century.
Trebeck, why are you wearing lipstick in those colonial Penn commercials?
Walker Texas Ranger is so good plus you can count on tv land commercials to provide you with the best info on colonial penn and diabetes
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The Colonial Penn Program commercials are so convincing the acting is top notch
Actually Zionism=Nazism. Both of them are racist. Israel is the last colonial state on earth
If you're watching TV late at night . and the Colonial Penn funeral insurance commercials come on,. it's a sign you should stop watching TV
just giving you the heads up that blue is definitely YOUR color...btw congrats on your new colonial penn sign up lol
How could I forget a Happy Birthday to Alex Trebek? Mr. Colonial Penn is 74 today!
Ok, Lord, please people, start getting your things in order. We never know the day, nor the hour when The Lord shall call us up! If we die today, what do we have, insurance policy, etc.! It really disturbs me when people calling asking for a donation to bury someone, or at the funeral, the church has to take up an offering! Come on now people. Call, Colonial Penn, Funeral Advantage, or somebody, pay the premiums, and have coverage. This is a shame!! We can spend money on everything else, but you can't spend a couple of dollars to bury your ASMH.get it together...if I should die, I just wanna be creamated, and let me go in peace! I don't need a church service for folks to be talking over me lying, and telling lies! Just be ready when you are called!
right! *** you catch on fast 😂 and i got Colonial Penn life insurance. Paying only pennies a day.
Found my calling: I am now a contracted Insurance Agent with Bankers Life/Colonial Penn. My role is to help Boomers & Retirees protect their assets in their latter years.
Still wondering if the lady on the colonial penn commercial a member of FCBC
Come for a visit and experience colonial life at Penn’s 17th century country home.
My very thinking after I got off the phone with Colonial Penn rep. I did well but thought of more afterward.
I'm gunna say he doesn't use colonial penn. Scumbag Alex Trebec. It should be a law you have to use what you endorse
10-12 is literally Senior Citizen Hour on CBS with all the Colonial Penn, AARP, and Prescribed Medication commercials
So this Colonial Penn commercial w/ Alex Trebek discussing some rate lock program: I keep thinking he is saying *rape lock*
The Colonial Collection is truly a beautiful addition to any outdoor space:
Am I the only one who thinks Colonial Penn needs some new commercials with Lil Jon? Yeah? Cool.
AARP, Colonial Penn, diabetes and life insurance policy commercials make watching Lets Make A Deal and The Price Is Right almost unbearable.
It's k. Say have you decided between AARP and the Colonial Penn Program yet? And when are you finally getting your walker fixed?
Welp I better go buy colonial penn insurance cus the commercial told me to
Had a good time at Cachoeira today with the Penn State and Brazilian students! Such a nice town (past colonial capitol)
Why is Alex Trebec wearing lipstick is this colonial penn commercial?
Never ever purchase any so-called life insurance from Penn this is a con game.
What a way to start the day! Josiah: "mommy, are you 16 right now?" Me: "no baby, I'm 26. 16 was 10 years ago for me." Josiah: "is my daddy 26 too?" Me: "he will be in a few days" Josiah: "well then you guys are old now and should probably think about getting life insurance through Colonial Penn". Oh jeeze... On a happier note, I woke up to have 7 messages from more people wanting massage appointments! And another event booked!
The colonial penn commercials and AARP commercials make me wanna commit suicide😂
In 5 years I will be old enough to sign up with Colonial Penn with Alex Trebek ugh child I need a time machine lmbo.
Someone from colonial penn called & i dared my mom to answer it & say change ur commercial, she did & the guy was laughing
"The dialog in this Colonial Penn Life Insurance commercial is so natural and realistic." . "It sure is, Donna!"
Coming this spring on Fox News... Co-produced by the AARP and Colonial Penn Insurance... GEEZER HOUSE.
FACT: Alex Trebek has been representing Colonial Penn for over 10 years. .
Colonial Penn, Two Brothers Scrap Metal, and Life Alert are probably the three worst commercials of all time.
Now Colonial Penn call wait time ten for letter to get restated on Medicare proram.
When I get old I want to be in Colonial Penn commercials. Hope I'll be talented enough
That ".Hi Evelyn" from the lady on the Colonial Penn commercial takes me down every time
Trebek shoulda punched him in the face and said "Next time get insured under Colonial Penn"
Why I keep getting offers from AARP and colonial penn? They must think I'm my dad, or someone got jokes
gelo was the 1st 22 year old on a Colonial Penn commercial...talking bout "how young can you die from old age"
I love the old TV shows, but all the commercials for walk-in tubs, catheters & Colonial Penn Insurance have convinced me I'm 80.
A girls' track and field preview of the Mid-Penn Colonial Division
Yo, why Colonial Penn always show commercials of old black women gossipin?
HS girls' track and field preivew: Mid-Penn Colonial Division
Mid-Penn Colonial boys' track and field preview:
yes sir twins! How r ur retirement plans coming along? Also check out colonial penn for great rates on life insurance
Thanks, Will do, right after I take my Metamucil and Centrum Silver and talk with Colonial Penn. Old people!
Colonial Penn got this commercial with these ladies at the Bingo hall talking about life insurance. and one of them says she is on a fixed budget and doesn't think she can afford life insurance... so what you doing at the Bingo hall GAMBLING??? Colonial Penn... y'all messed up on that one.
Does Alex Trebek not hear the person who just said he's been representing Colonial Penn life insurance for ten years?
Think Alex Trebek has Colonial Penn life insurance? Think the Fonz has a reverse mortgage? Think the Kardashian girls have ever had to shop at a Wal-Mart? This list is endless.
my son really needs to stop telling me that I could qualify for a Colonial Penn Life insurance policy every time their commercial is on TV
This guy on the Colonial Penn commercial just said "norm" as in normal! 😂😭
Shove that Colonial Penn policy up your *** Trebek
Plot twist: Alex Trebek does not have Colonial Penn
Life insurance commercials are actually the worst. It's like "I'm so sorry about your wife, but THANK GOD you have colonial penn"
Alex Trebek, spokesman for colonial Penn just said the average funeral cost is $7000... WTH?!?! I can't even afford to die!
Apparently to be a sales rep at Colonial Penn all you have to be is:. 1) black. 2) bald. 3) with khaki pants.
Nothing on tv, but I am now fluent in how to call colonial penn for senior citizen insurance.
The colonial penn insurance commercials are so cheesy
I hate the colonial penn commercial!
Alex Trebeck representing Colonial Penn for the last 10 years. THATS A DECADE OF BAD SALES PITCHES.
I guess because I watch "In The Heat of the Night" I'm a senior citizen, at least in the eyes of the WGN marketing department and need Colonial Penn life insurance, a hovearound, a no-fall walking cane and a walk-in bath tub.
My grandpa watches the same tv channel everyday. I know the entire colonial penn commercial word for word now because of him
These old lunch ladies in this colonial penn commercial aren't wearing hair nets
Get your iPhone insurance today!
These colonial penn commercials are WAY TO CHEESEY!
Penn State takes the lead with just 1:40 left. Shot from Holmstrom bounces off a Colonial, right to the stick of Eric Scheid, who scores.
AARP and colonial penn commercials make me nutt so hard!
Is it just me, or is the use of the phrase "per unit" instead of per person in the Colonial Penn life ins advert really, really sinister?
Cowboys actually signed Jon Kitna? Their next call better be to Alex Trebek at Colonial Penn to get insurance for him.
Listening to old people talk about gettin health care... I feel like I'm in one of those colonial penn commercials
Lol Colonial Penn life insurance commercials. What's worse? Alex Trebek endorsing or the rotten aspiring actors?
Did you know Alex Trebek takes the Colonial Penn representatives home to tickle his feet?
My dad on the Alex Trebek Colonial Penn commercial: "He just split his infinitive. How unprofessional.".
Focus on: Mid-Penn Colonial girls' basketball at holiday break
I just received a very official, registered, TIME sensitive letter. For.My.Mom. From an insurance company that dropped her 6 years ago. Way to hustle Colonial Penn.
Colonial Penn has the worst commercials.
Consumer Cellular and Colonial . Penn commercials have got to be the most poor excuses for advertisement known to man.
I'm all for old people and insurance, but Colonial Penn really needs to shorten their commercials.
The Colonial Penn commercial with the old ladies makes me super uncomfortable.
Oh how I have missed the colonial penn program commercials.
I love Colonial Penn commercials. The old people are the worst actors on the planet. But it's hilarious to watch.
Has anyone else seen the colonial penn commercial with the cafeteria ladies? I am bothered by the fact they aren't wearing gloves while handling the food and that should influence how much life insurance they can actually receive.
I just saw the "Uncle Joe" Colonial Penn Life Insurance" cracks me up! All the family gathers in the kitchen after Uncle Joe's funeral...and one lady asks how Aunt So-and-So is doing.the other lady says."Pretty good, I think".she had a life insurance policy from Colonial Penn.and all I can ever think of is Aunt So-and-So cruising in the Bahamas on Uncle Joe's insurance money.roflmao!
Why the *** is the song on the colonial Penn commercial so *** sad? Seriously
So, we were watching a movie tonight, and during a commercial break, they were showing the Alex Trebek final expenses Colonial Penn insurance thing for the umpteenth time. During the recitation of the average funeral costs, I said to Irma, "So, you think there is a market for me to start a "Toss 'em and Torch 'em" service?" Much Irma mirth was had.
Colonial Penn is .35 cents a day, "less than the cost of a newspaper." Where the eff are you getting a newspaper that cheap?
seriously hope they can get Colonial Penn Life Insurance to be title sponsor
colonial penn? You need to change your commercial a newspaper does not cost 38 cents today
If the 3 women in this Colonial Penn Insurance commercial really talked that much during bingo the other old ladies would kick their ***
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Nah, I'm thinking he'll pop up in a Colonial Penn ad or one of those reverse mortgage spots.
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