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Clive Tyldesley

Clive Tyldesley (Born 25 August 1954) is an English sports commentator, television presenter and voiceover artist, who since 1998 has been the main football commentator for ITV.

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'Stoke's standing section really is beyond anything I've witnessed in world football' Clive Tyldesley 2018
Clive Tyldesley is honestly one of my fav sports voices
boy do I miss Clive Tyldesley's voice
ITV football commentator Clive Tyldesley is adding his voice to a campaign against a new quarry in Berkshire.…
Remember those Champions League nights on ITV with Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend, good times
need to draft in Clive tyldesley desperatly 🎤
The last ever "Rugby League Live" on Granada (Wigan v Bradford) with Clive Tyldesley commentating. Sky took full ri…
One day, maybe not soon, Kyle Walker will overlap on the right and Clive Tyldesley won't react like he's just seen the rise…
Clive Tyldesley is the sort of bloke who meets another couple on a holiday, and talks to them about roadworks
Clive Tyldesley knew how to commentate on a big game
Clive Tyldesley once said: Remember the name, Wayne Rooney!. Oh we are gonna remember it for sure! Congrats
Mark Pougatch,Clive Tyldesley, GlennHoddle, Lee Dixon, Ian Wright, Peter Crouch,your boys have had 1 *** of a beating
any idea why you employ Clive Tyldesley
Iceland turned over the Dutch home and away in qualifying. Clive Tyldesley is talking about them as though they've only jus…
The 100 years earlier with commentary from Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend
Finally and thankfully proved wrong. have scored and Grisman and Clive Tyldesley is right it is cruel for but it had been coming
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I hate the way Clive Tyldesley decides to pronounce some players names but not others
Clive Tyldesley - The man Alan Partridge wishes he was.
Who the *** is Tony Jones and David Pleat? Where's Martin Tyler, Andy Gray and Clive Tyldesley??
Clive Tyldesley just made a 'Stones to Rose' gag. Then he referenced the lyrics to the new Stone Roses single.
Well done to Darren Fletcher for mentioning Istanbul 10 secs after the goal- the Clive Tyldesley school of commentating.
😂😂😂 . In the words of Clive Tyldesley ' 15 hundred people will be able to say ... I was there '
And if not him, can we have Clive Tyldesley back. Chap sounded like he was gonna climax every time you scored, was hilarious
Clive Tyldesley is the GOAT when it comes to famous commentary on Liverpool games
Can't wait for the euros, mainly because of Clive Tyldesley's traditional commentary and signature Rooney shout
Clive Tyldesley is probably based somewhere right now just saying "mission impossible has been accomplished" in that textbook voice.
if you find, link me to ITV's da. Was it Clive Tyldesley again?
Roberto Firmino, with a surname like Andy Townsend responding to Clive Tyldesley's question about a debatable penalty
Like it, could be a series of "You used to know Clive Tyldesley." Just need a name for the Jim Beglin one.
John Virgo's love for Trump in on par with Clive Tyldesley & Manchester United whenever they played in the Champions League.
I wonder how much Clive Tyldesley misses Andy Townsend's company now that he makes these trips alone
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Yeah, let's listen to Paul Lambert and Clive Tyldesley.
hopefully you are also calling on Tue. PH Footy needs like a Clive Tyldesley right now as the voice in NT matches
Good evening at the Telegraph with Clive Tyldesley, Paul Lambert and this man. T'riffic bloke
Asked Paul Lambert & Clive Tyldesley if clubs taking power back from players - reckon new TV deal is empowering clubs
Clive Tyldesley: 'You can bring in a player, but may not see them for another two weeks with international duty.'
Clive Tyldesley on De Gea: "It's been what's technically known in the game as a giant c*** up".
Clive Tyldesley: You feel like Man United and Real Madrid were playing games, but the clock struck.
Clive Tyldesley currently in a Q&A at Live broadcast with from 8pm...
We're live at offices for . Guests are Harry Redknapp, Clive Tyldesley and Paul Lambert. Stay tuned for coverage.
Delighted to be ending speaking to Harry Redknapp, Paul Lambert and Clive Tyldesley at from 6pm
"Understandable, but desperate" — Clive Tyldesley, and now I can't get it out of my head.
My own impersonation of Clive Tyldesley and Alan Smith.
The lack of Jamie Redknapp is only surpassed by the lack of Michael Owen which is only surpassed by the lack of Clive Tyldesley
Season after season, Clive 'Busby' Tyldesley continues to make me ill...
. "I want to hear Clive Tyldesley commentating on cricket" you say?
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It's great that this game is free for non Bt Sport users, the commentary is awful though. I kind of miss Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend
Can't wait to hear Michael Owens exhilarating commentary again! Sack him and sign Clive Tyldesley up, proper Champions League commentator!
Just watching the Arsenal game….. with commentary from Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend!! 😎
Oh that was a reference to Andy Townsend and Clive Tyldesley, ITV commentators. Typical Anglocentric Smyth, etc.
It's been said Barcelona "leave you speechless at times". If only this was one such time for Clive Tyldesley and Andy T…
To quote Clive Tyldesley: "What must Lothar Matthaus be thinking? Well, with the greatest respect, who cares?"
The real story of this tie is Clive Tyldesley uttering the phrase: 'Bonucci is forward, Chiellini is forward, Fernando Llorente is MASSIVE'
No, Clive Tyldesley, Fernando Llorente is not a similar player to Alvaro Morata.
Right now I would joyfully beat Clive Tyldesley to death, using Andy Townsend.
First time we beat them in ages, remember watching it on ITV with Clive Tyldesley shouting "IT'S BRIDGE.. ITS IN!"
A poignant footnote to the earlier dubbed commentary conversation:
Made my night.. me and Clive Tyldesley!! ⚽⚽⚽
okay Clive Tyldesley just said Bournemouth vs liverpool. How the f*** did you manage that? You're a magician!
Careful, you might summon up the spirit of Clive Tyldesley.
i need some Martin Tyler, i need some Clive Tyldesley u feel me
we'd also have to suffer Clive Tyldesley saying that Cameron "just couldn't get it under his spell"
unreal commentary from Clive Tyldesley ffs
Question 1, does anyone fancy taking over from Clive Tyldesley?
The game has not begun and already Clive Tyldesley talking about 1990 . .
If Rooney scored tonight you should check clive tyldesley pants!!!
Did I here Clive tyldesley say Andres Townsend has improved because he spent the World Cup on panel that is embarrassing.
I honestly think Clive Tyldesley wants to have a sex change so he can have Kane's babies
When Townsend scored, Clive Tyldesley upgraded his commentary from A Meaningless Friendly to The World Cup Final
Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend are really scraping the barrel with England positives. Here's some more; ok kit, no red card...
Did Clive Tyldesley just try to claim seriously that ITV had improved Andros Townsend as an international player..?
I swear Clive Tyldesley will drown in his own *** if he's the commentator if/when Rooney becomes Englands all time top goal scorer
Nizaar Kinsella 4s5 seconds ago. Screaming Hary KANE at any opportunity is our Clive Tyldesley...
Clive Tyldesley claiming the credit for goal. Time he spent on the ITV panel in World Cup.
Clive Tyldesley talks in tabloid most of the time. He is supposed to be the new Brian Moore but he's nowhere near
Did Clive Tyldesley just say that Townsend's time in his flip flops with the ITV boys has stood him in good stead!? Really Clive, really!?
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It's nearly as disgraceful as the URN Sport Clive Tyldesley ident
Did Clive Tyldesley just say the time Andros Townsend spent with Lee Dixon and Glenn Hoddle has put him in good stead for his career?
Did Clive Tyldesley just say being a pundit with Lee Dixon has benefitted Townsend? Yeah I'm sure that's what helped him with his long shots
According to Clive Tyldesley teams that attack England do so 'at their peril'
Clive Tyldesley talking about how quick England are! Wonder they would be against the likes of Jordi Alba and Dani Carvajal!
can confirm Clive Tyldesley on itv has already confirmed this
As long as Clive Tyldesley retires/dies before I die, I'll be happy enough.
Clive Tyldesley "England are playing their best football of the night". Mmmm wonder why? Kane, Townsend, Mason, Walker
If I had a pound for every time that Clive Tyldesley has growled "Wayne Ronaay!" over the years. I'd have £45.71 now
If Rooney was ever to be "knocking on Bobby Charlton's door" Clive Tyldesley he'd probably be asking for Mrs Charlton
Someone needs to remind Clive Tyldesley this is a friendly. He's getting far too excited
I wish we could rid the planet of Clive Tyldesley, Andy Townsend and Adrian Chiles.
I long for Clive Tyldesley to be caught on camera asking Jamie Redknapp if he "smashed it"
How do Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend sit in the same commentary box without punching each other in the face?
I'll be forever grateful for Clive Tyldesley and... Full Speed Ahead Barcelona!
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me neither. Clive Tyldesley's pronunciation of "Rooney" burns my head out!
Could Clive tyldesley be any further up wayne Rooneys ***
Clive Tyldesley must have wet dreams about Andre Pirlo.
Behold the most sensible thing Clive Tyldesley has ever said.. "All that talent, all that hair; we'd all love to be Andrea Pirlo."
Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend have a Skip Bayless-like ability to work to editorial directive, it appears.
dear . can you please inform Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend that Walker is called Kyle and not Carl, . thank you!
I wonder if Clive Tyldesley lies awake at night trying to better his "Will United score?...they always score" quote
Nice touch from Clive Tyldesley to include me in his apology for those eligible for the Eng squad who he didn't mention hadn't made it tho..
Clive tyldesley for next england manager 😂
I like Harry Kane and rate the lad. But Clive Tyldesley's wankfest every time he touches the ball is just ridiculous.
Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend both hold the view that Chiellini is marginally worse than Hitler.
And Clive Tyldesley is desperate to make Harry Kane happen. Pretty sure he just burst my ear drum after that miss.
Clive Tyldesley everytime Harry Kane touches the ball.
Clive Tyldesley is going to explode in a shower of yams if Kane scores.
Clive Tyldesley seems very protective over Harry Kane
I bet Clive Tyldesley spent literally hours writing and testing Harry Kane puns in preparation for this match.
Did Clive Tyldesley just say that Rafael Benitez was Roma manager? Because he isn't.
Clive Tyldesley just shouted "Ignition" when Naismith scored. If he scores again he'll shout "Hot and fresh out the kitchen"
So we HATE John Inverdale, he's a poor man's Clive Tyldesley, dresses like Alan Partridge and is probably a Tory.
I love Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend lmao I have no idea why
Clive Tyldesley, Peter Drury, Jon Champion, and bare BBC donnies are on job and Ian Darke
Andy Townsend is finally gone but ITV football still has Adrian Chiles, Clive Tyldesley, Lee Dixon and Gabriel Clarke sadly
Clive Tyldesley takes every chance to make racist remarks about merseyside
Footy facts Whilst at Nottingham university, Clive Tyldesley was president of 'Glittsoc', the Gary Glitter appreciation society.
I'm assuming Clive Tyldesley called that as a goal for Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain? Or maybe Paul Ince?
. A dinner party with Alan Shearer, Adrian Chiles, Clive Tyldesley and Andy Murray
ha I'm considering it now! I love btw - did you know Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend firs…
Tough call between Clive Tyldesley and Ian Crocker as to who is the most irritating commentator. Honourable mention for Jonathan Pearce.
Going to do my Clive Tyldesley impression whilst watching the little brother play on Sky Sports 2 against Newcastle.
"Drogba - the strength of a bull but the pain threshold of a lamb." ~ Clive Tyldesley, on Didier Drogba's tendency to fall over, 2007
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srsly tho I voted for you. You, Clive Tyldesley, the Daily Mail and Hank Winter all got my vote
Hi guys. Is it possible to hear Clive Tyldesley in game and if so where? Only getting Tyler & Smith atm on career mode
comes in straight away with the correct answer!! Clive Tyldesley is a graduate!!
“He’s not George Best, but then again, no-one is.” - Clive Tyldesley
It feels great to be able to watch an FA Cup game without having to put up with Clive Tyldesley and adverts every 5 minutes...
No adverts, no Clive Tyldesley, no Andy Townsend, no advertising other itv shows, no betting, no competitions!
Anything is better than Clive Tyldesley, Andy Townsend and Adrian Chiles
What this FA Cup coverage is missing is Clive Tyldesley and Adrian Chiles being patronising to the smaller clubs
Oh jeez! Giving Clive Tyldesley a run for his money!?
So from today I've established that Clive Tyldesley likes rap music.
Currently sat in a room with Clive Tyldesley, Darren Lewis and Niall Sloane, holy mother of God.
The one on the right looks more like a mash up of Adrian Chiles and Clive Tyldesley
Clive Tyldesley would've pointed out that that shot stayed hit.
For all the hate for Clive Tyldesley, I maintain that Peter Drury is the worst commentator going.
Haven't heard Clive Tyldesley in such a long time. Found a copy of ITV's Champions League highlights on the web, brilliant.
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Classic one liners from Clive Tyldesley being thrown out there. 'Tonight Matthew, I want to be Hugo Lloris', memorable.
Just turned Spurs on. Was Lamela's goal any good, honestly?. By the way, how bored does Clive Tyldesley sound?!
How patronising did Clive Tyldesley sound there?!
Clive Tyldesley has seen it all now, lads.
Now you know what Clive Tyldesley's sex noise sounds like. Sleep well
Clive Tyldesley was happy with that.
Oh good grief Clive Tyldesley after 3min Asteras making themselves at home looking very comfortable on the ball
A couple of minutes in, and Clive Tyldesley has already had enough of Andy Townsend. (If only)
Clive Tyldesley just said on ITV he watched three of their games in preparation for tonight. How many did you watch?
Clive Tyldesley is a worse commentator than Phil Neville or Michael Owen. Unbelievably bad. Even worse than the game
Tonight at The White Hart on the Big Screens :-) UEFA Europa League Live - Lille v Everton & Tottenham Hotspur v Asteras Tripolis Tonight on from 5:30pm to 10:30pm Matt Smith is joined by Gordon Strachan and Jermaine Jenas for a double bill of Europa League action featuring Everton and Tottenham Hotspur. The Toffees take on French side Lille who include Belgian World Cup star and Liverpool's loanee Divock Origi in their ranks. Everton currently top Group H having begun their campaign in triumphant fashion with a 4-1 thrashing of German side, Wolfsburg and a hard-earned point against FK Krasnodar in Russia. Spurs are also unbeaten, but have so far picked up only two points and sit third in Group C. A goalless draw against Partizan Belgrade was followed by a one-all draw with Besiktas at White Hart Lane. Mauricio Pochettino's men welcome Greek side Asteras to North London. Commentary from Sam Matterface and Clive Tyldesley.
I take it back, I don't think that was Tyldesley. Sorry Clive. It was a nameless Sky human. Not used to this Sky business yet...
Imagine a world where Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend were your nipples...
Clive Tyldesley and Peter Drury are the best.
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Clive Tyldesley: "Ice never did any harm." Tell that to Kate Winslet Leonardo DiCaprio, Clive.
"a bit of ice never does any harm" says Clive Tyldesley, clearly forgetting all about hypothermia.
Enjoy Clive Tyldesley's pain this evening, deleting cliches about LFC's return to European glory, as he preps for ITV's away leg.
"Is this their moment? Beckham... into Sheringham... and Solskjær has won it!" - Clive Tyldesley
I'm no Clive Tyldesley but I think you could be right there Andy.
Every time Clive Tyldesley says 'Hazard' it sounds like something Sheldon would say instead of 'bazinga' whilst jumping out of a cupboard.
Clive Tyldesley says Emphatic way to much
Clive Tyldesley might think Chelsea is in west London, but he has great taste in 1970s music - Tavares
Clive tyldesley enjoyable to listen to. Knowledgable, measured and calm. Chelsea superb, youngsters getting an opportunity. Lovely football.
Didn't know Everton could play France Clive tyldesley you bellend
I never thought I'd ever hear Clive Tyldesley utter the words "1970s funk-soul combo." Which probably says everything about this game
Can't believe Clive Tyldesley has just said this Chelsea team don't have a killer instinct! And that the one with Torres in did!
Does Clive Tyldesley actually think stating every boring fact he can think of is interesting 😴
"John Terry seemed to be making a mental note of the man that bumped into him there" has just been said Clive Tyldesley.
Nice to hear Clive Tyldesley endorsing realiation
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Clive Tyldesley - "19th of May 2012... Didier Drogba's last goal for Chelsea". . Sat up like a meerkat when he started that sentence.
Clive Tyldesley says it could be "too early to give a penalty", don't get that nonsense. It's either a penalty or not.
According to Clive Tyldesley, a penalty can be 'too early to give'. What a ***
he's worse than Clive Tyldesley, and I wasn't sure that was possible
What makes this game more intolerable is the commentary! Andy Townsend and Clive Tyldesley def are not Martin Tyler and Andy Gray
Clive Tyldesley & Andy Townsend, how I've missed you on Champions League nights. Just need Jim Beglin to complete the fuzzy feelings.
Really missed Clive Tyldesley & Andy Townsend. Luckily there are still 8 bullets left.
Who's worse, Clive Tyldesley on ITV or Jonathan Pearce on BBC? Both should've been axed a long time ago.
Alan Smith, Andy Townsend, Martin Tyler, Peter Drury, Clive Tyldesley who is your all time favorite commentator..?
With Adrian Chiles, Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend, it's safe to say that ITV Have the worst possible football coverage team.
I swear when Clive Tyldesley said 'Gökhan' just, I heard 'Bergkamp'!
Hang on, is Aaron Ramsey a pirate, only Clive tyldesley just said ARGHron Ramsey
Where does Clive Tyldesley get off slagging Slaven Billic?
That opening shot from Demba Ba really messed up Clive Tyldesley's pre-prepared script.
I think I've just discovered the cure for insomnia. Clive Tyldesley's voice. Its beautiful.
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Yes Clive, we were all disappointed with the win at the weekend. Mug.
ENOUGH Clive Tyldesley about Chambers age! We all know he's 19, lots of professional footballers are young. Let it go, man!
Its no wonder that pubs are closing when they put football commentary of match on and all you can hear is Clive Tyldesley&Andy Townsend.
Hope Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend have packed extra chapstick for all that gooner *** kissing
Chambers is a solid player but it's so annoying Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend rimming him like he's the next Fabio Cannavaro
Clive Tyldesley with know Calum Chambers is young, stop going on about it. He's good at football, age is irrelevant. Anyway. 0-0 (35mins)
I've really missed Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend's commentary since the World Cup ended." . Said no one ever.
clive Tyldesley reckons debuchy's previous club was Lille.
"I've really been missing Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend since the World Cup ended." . -- Nobody, Ever. Yet they're back.
Clive Tyldesley & Andy Townsend are so awful commentating on our games.
Can Clive Tyldesley make it through a Champions League match without mentioning either Man Utd in 1999 or Liverpool in 2005? I doubt it.
I hate itv, Clive tyldesley and anything to do with their poxy coverage
couldn't we set up a petition to get rid of tweedle dee and tweedie dum clive tyldesley and Andy Townsend from ITV sport find both annoying.
So Andy Townsend and Clive Tyldesley are still commentating for ?
Clive Tyldesley was the last person on British TV to say, "for those watching in black and white."
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"Champions League qualification has become an annual crusade for Arsenal." Clive Tyldesley recalling 1204 in Istanbul.
28 seconds into the game, Clive Tyldesley: "arsenal need to settle" ffs. Can we have a sky monopoly please!? .
The is back and it's take 9 seconds for Clive Tyldesley to annoy me.
"Champions of Europe, Champions of England, winners of the FA Cup, everything their hearts desired." - Clive Tyldesley
Skylar Caldwell is the Andy Townsend to my Clive Tyldesley.
Pretty sure Clive Tyldesley just had a dig at me for pausing the game for 2 hours.
yeah me and Clive tyldesley, 50p each
''Hi I'm Clive Tyldesley, and I am joined here today by Andy Townsend''. Only real *** know this quote
'Elo I'm Clive Tyldesley and with me is Andy Townsend
I've had to Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend as my permanent commentary team on fifa because Alan Smith makes me want to commit.
Is it only me, or do Clive Tyldesley and Martin Tyler commentate in everyone's head??? What will football sound like when they're gone?
The best moment by far was provided by Clive Tyldesley, suggesting that the Iranian players display their Christian names on their shirts.
Guy Mowbray and Mark Lawrenson for bbc or Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend for itv both got bad commentators for the World Cup final
If there's a way of avoiding Adrian Chiles/Clive Tyldesley, people will take if. Even if it means Mark Lawrenson!
In the words of FIFA 14's Andy Townsend and Clive Tyldesley, "It's just men against boys."
Clive Tyldesley sounds like he's saying "Sure" sarcastically when Luke Shaw is on the ball 👍
Can you add commentary to a red button feature please? Clive Tyldesley has the charisma of a dead balloon.
Just heard the Uruguayan commentary on the goals from last night, the fella cries after the customary "Gol", just breaks down and cries, and we're stuck with Clive Tyldesley and Jonathan Pearce, that's my main World Cup complaint
Clive Tyldesley: "FIFA have a new toy". Ronny Deila: "No James, you're not old enough to join FIFA".
Dont know who is worse. Clive Tyldesley or Jonathon Pearce. Oh how I miss Barry Davies, Brian Moore, David Coleman & Hugh Johns.
Dilemma. You are locked in a commentary booth with Phil Neville and Clive Tyldesley. You have a gun and one bullet. Who do …
I'm glad Andy Townsend told me that the shot hit the back stanchion. I wouldn't have seen that being shown in real time, two replays and if Clive Tyldesley hadn't told me as well.
Watch itv coverage of Uruguay v Costa Rica .. Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend are the worst football commentary duo ever .Boring , repetitive , stating the bleeding obvious . And then at half time we get Adrian Chiles and Lee Dixon . Oh my god Gus Poyet and Fabio Cannavaro must be crying themselves to sleep , thinking Why. Why did we not get the BBC gig
Ok. people banned from my telly for World Cup - Andy Townsend, Clive Tyldesley, Rio Ferdinand and Ian Wright. All instant switch-offable
A former newsreader from Sky Sports News now commentates on World Cup games for ITV? At least he's not Clive Tyldesley though.
Carmen Miranda and Barry Manilow? Say what you like about Clive Tyldesley, he knows his Brazilian music.
Brilliant insight into Brazils musical history from Clive Tyldesley - "Carmen Miranda and all that"
FIFA World Cup 2014 Live: Opening Ceremony/Brazil v Croatia Tomorrow on ITV from 7:00pm to 11:15pm Adrian Chiles presents coverage of the opening ceremony from the Arena de Sao Paulo, followed by the match between tournament hosts Brazil and Croatia. Studio analysis comes from Lee Dixon, Patrick Vieira, a World Cup winner with France, and Fabio Cannavaro who lifted the trophy with Italy in 2006. Match commentary is by Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend. Including the latest news from the England camp on the eve of their opening match against Italy. SUB Sport World Cup
I feel sorry for Clive Tyldesley having to commentate games with Andy Townsend. Surprised he has lasted so long with him.
Match suspension entertainment: Stick Andy Townsend and Clive Tyldesley on the halfway line, both holding up an aerial.
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As the thunderstorm starts over Miami, Clive Tyldesley asks Andy Townsend: "Any final words?" With that, the hopes of a nation are raised. And soon dashed. Good practice for the weeks ahead
Adrian Chiles, Andy Townsend and Clive Tyldesley.the three horsemen of the apocalypse who know fall about football I'm not sure I can stand itvs coverage without going insane
Things We Learned Tonight: 1) Danny Welbeck is our weak link in attack. 2) Glen Johnson is our weak link in defence. 3) Raheem Sterling and Adam Lallana need to be in our first 11. 4) Gary Cahill and Phil Jagielka are a pretty good CB pairing. 5) Roy Hodgson knows what he's doing. 6) Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townshend are ***
I hope Clive Tyldesley continues to call Sterling by the name of Sturridge. Imagine if Chamberlain Gibbs and Walcott were all on...
On Monday 26 May, 2014 marks the 15th anniversary of Manchester United's 2-1 victory over Bayern Munich in the 1999 Champions League final. It was a date that went down in club folklore as Sir Alex Ferguson's men secured an astonishing Treble having already triumphed in the league and the FA Cup. The final itself summed up the campaign, sending United fans from despair to ecstasy as two injury-time goals from Teddy Sheringham and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer snatched victory from the jaws of defeat to send the management, players and fans into a frenzy. United, to quote TV commentator Clive Tyldesley, had "reached the promised land" and you can revisit that momentous night by watching the highlights in our video player Enjoy. Hope United more Legends like these in future. Hope United perform like Champions throughout the season. The new breed of players are now to build up a better side for United Future. Hope Manchester United wins more Titles next season. Believed Champ20ns, Glory Glory Man United.
Roy Keane over Carragher. . Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend's commentary over Alan Smith. I'm watching the Champions League on ITV1
Please get rid of Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend before they ruin World Cup. Lots of Love, everyone in the world.
It would be such a shame if Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend got injured and had to miss the World Cup.
ITV football do not have one likable pundit or commentator Adrian Chiles = *** Clive Tyldesley = *** Andy Townsend *** Roy Keane = *** Lee Dixon = *** Gabriel Clarke = *** I would actually prefer to listen to Andy Gray and Garth Crooks anyday.
I wish Clive Tyldesley still did the commentary on Fifa games rather than Alan Smith
MOOSEOFTHEDAY: Almost Football Club were at it again last night. After giving themselves far too much to do after a typically disastrous first leg, AFC went into the second leg of their Big Cup tie at Bayern Munich with virtually no hope at all of going through and promptly went and treated us to something that vaguely resembled a performance. Indeed, they successfully managed not to make a spectacular show of themselves against a team that was going through the motions, feeling so sorry for their opponents that they contrived to miss not one but two penalties over the course of the tie – not that either spot-kick blunder made a remote difference to the final outcome. So hurrah for AFC! What a team! Their brave boys have done it again! You can always rely on Almost to turn up when the pressure's off and everyone's thinking about watching something else, if only the remote wasn't so far away. Credit to them, though, because they had some people fooled, including ITV commentator Clive Tyldesley, who an .. ...
Had to laugh last night watching England v Denmark, when Clive Tyldesley spoke about the youth in the England squad. He told us how Shaw, Sterling, Wilshere, Lallana and Rooney were the crop coming through. ROONEY??? He is 28 f.f.s! No-one's doubting Rooney's ability, but come on! Is it part of the I.T.V. contract for England that Rooney must always be spoken of in the most positive terms, even if that means bare-face lying?
Clive Tyldesley woke up this morning still thinking Sterling was anonymous last night, but Daniel Sturridge seemed to be everywhere.
Dear Clive Tyldesley, 'Humberside' was abolished in 1996. I am going to make up names for you as you have for us. You're…
Clive Tyldesley mistaking Sterling for Sturridge just the 3 times so far tonight.
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Anyone else notice how Andy Townsend starts every sentence with 'yep' and then repeats exactly what Clive Tyldesley just said?
Eee, mon. I divvnae noow hoow us good pal, Clive Tyldesley canny puts up with Andy Toonsend, mon. Like listenin to fookin Chas n Dave, mon.
Sturridge and Suarez a work in progress according to Clive Tyldesley...
Whenever Clive Tyldesley asks a question to Andy Townsend, the latter never usually pinpoints an answer.
Sterling did pretty well passing to himself on a number of occasions tonight. Clive Tyldesley must've thought he had a cracking game.
I wonder how many times Clive Tyldesley will say 'Sturridge' when Stirling has the ball.
In 99 days time we will be able to hear the likes of Adrian Chiles, Glenn Hoddle, Clive Tyldesley, Gabriel Byrne and Lee Dixon EVERY DAY.
Sturridge, Sterling and Welbeck all seem to blur into a large mass of black according to Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend.
Clive 'state the obvious, boring facts' Tyldesley and Andy 'say what ya see' Townsend, thanks for ruining my evening.
Feel bit sorry for Clive Tyldesley tonight on ITV footy. Clearly had some identification issues. Probably needs to do more live PL games.
Clive Tyldesley: "Sturridge hasn't scored a goal in a big game for England until now." What, a friendly game against Denmark.
Wonder if Clive Tyldesley will ever be able to be able to tell the difference between Sturridge, Welbeck and Sterling
'The World Cup will be live on terrestrial television' - Clive Tyldesley always says something to remind me why I still think he's the best.
Fair play sturridge, he's played all over the shop tonight...according to clive tyldesley
Seriously how many times has Clive Tyldesley mixed up Sterling and Sturridge in this game? They really aren't that difficult …
Ever reliable James Milner? Clive Tyldesley full of wit as per...
Hiya Clive Tyldesley has called Sterling, Sturridge and vice-versa about 7 times now on and I'm not a bit ha…
Clive Tyldesley just said "The ever reliable James Milner". That has to be the most said commentary sentence in history
I don't know what's worse ? Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend, Roy Hodgson's tactics or the atmosphere at wembley.
The two worst phrases you can hear as an England fan: . 1) "It's penalties". 2) "In the commentary box, Clive Tyldesley…
Did Clive Tyldesley just call Rooney a youngster?
I’m after a ballpark figure here, how many times has Clive Tyldesley mistaken Raheem Sterling for Daniel Sturridge tonight?…
Clive Tyldesley just described Rooney as a 'young player'.
Only just realised that Clive Tyldesley isn't a character in Coronation Street.
No-one is happier at Sterling's departure than ITV's Clive Tyldesley; surely he can't confuse him and Sturridge now!
"Kasper Schmeichel has looked like his dad tonight, and there's no bigger compliment than that," says Clive Tyldesley. He…
Clive Tyldesley "He's not really scored a big goal for England before tonight" He still hasn't Clive...
Michael Owen is THE worst commentator in the history of commentators he makes Andy Townsend look like a feckin genius n Clive Tyldesley look balanced
Martin Tyler is nearly in the same wanker category as Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend
Stuck behind two people more boring to listen to than Andy Townsend and Clive Tyldesley. Get me off this coach.
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It could be so much worse. It could be Clive Tyldesley.
the one who whose dad got a job in the US working as an illegal immigrant according Clive Tyldesley
err what's that Andy? -Complaints after Tyldesley says Chiriches 'fine advert for Romanian immigrant labour'
He is the *** lovechild of Adrian Chiles and Clive Tyldesley. I know, I know...
In fairness, I'd rather Michael Owen over Andy Townsend and Clive Tyldesley any day.
When Clive Tyldesley mugs you off in his commentary of the Arsenal v Spurs game
spot on - he is more annoying than Clive tyldesley
The only way to watch a game commentated by Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend, really.
Going from Adrian Chiles to Andy Townsend & Clive Tyldesley is like dragging your bare *** on sandpaper then pouring on salt
Thought Clive Tyldesley commentated superbly on Arsenal v Spurs. Decent joke about Chiriches and nicely ironic sideswipe at Southampton.
Clarke Carlisle makes Andy Townsend and Clive Tyldesley sound like good commentators.
Clive Tyldesley : Vlad Chiriches' performance against Manchester United on NYD was a 'A fine advert for Romanian immigrant labour.'
No surprise the moronic Clive Tyldesley sparked complaints after labelling Spurs' Chiriches a fine advert for Romanian immigrant labour !
they were banging on about that on the ITV highlights too. Just wait until Clive Tyldesley commentates on them.
Clive Tyldesley on Chiriches: "A fine advert for Romanian immigrant labour". He really did say it.
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Quite liking itv's pundits for the first time ever. Strachan and Martin Allen are actually pretty good...amazing. Where are their usual *** like Andy Townsend, inappropriate ones like Gazza, or someone random to join Clive Tyldesley in licking Man Ure's *** Martin Allen's cardigan is shocking though.
During last night's game Clive Tyldesley referred to Vlad Chiriches as "a fine advert for Romanian immigrant labour". Unwise at best.
Well would you look at the time Clive Tyldesley.
What a great show of amateurism from itv football coupled with the unnecessary comment from Clive Tyldesley.
I often wonder when listening to Clive Tyldesley - has he ever seen a football match before? Still, better than that Townsend character.
Clive Tyldesley reading pre-written script while Arsenal v Spurs happens before him. Hope no one scores in first 10 mins…
They might have Clive Tyldesley but they also have Martin Allen and his amazing technicolour cardigan.
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