Chuck Norris & John Wayne

Carlos Ray Chuck Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist and actor. Marion Mitchell Morrison (born Marion Robert Morrison; May 26, 1907 – June 11, 1979), better known by his stage name John Wayne, was an American film actor, director and producer. 5.0/5

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I looked at her and said I'm no John Wayne but you should know that Chuck Norris is my middle name, and I can do it like Bubba!
I have. nothing against Mitt Romney, but why would I want to watch a Netflix documentary about him losing the "election"? He was a quasi-conservative from Massachusetts. His running mate, Paul Ryan, votes with the democrats most of the time. He isn't a war hero, but people want to treat him like one. His government healthcare system was the basis for what we have today in America. He isn't John Wayne or Chuck Norris.
John Wayne and Chuck Norris get into a fight. Who wins?
Chuck Norris is a chump and John Wayne was a closet homosexual.
Chuck Norris: Against All Odds By Scott Ross and Cheryl Wilcox The 700 Club CBN.com – He grew up dirt poor in rural Oklahoma. He had a God-fearing mother and an alcoholic father. His boyhood heroes were the cowboy film stars of yesteryear: Roy Rogers, Gene Autry, and Hopalong Cassidy. In the cinematic Old West, good always triumphed over evil. It’s a theme that carried Carlos, or as we know him today, Chuck Norris, from hardship to wholeness. Against all odds, Chuck Norris became more than just a Hollywood film and television star. SCOTT ROSS: I’m a cowboy at heart. My early heroes were the same guys, Roy Rogers, Gene Autry, Hopalong Cassidy, John Wayne, so when I watch Walker, I mean, to have a cowboy hero, what is it about heroes and cowboys? CHUCK NORRIS: I don’t know because growing up, not having a father around, you have to create your own image of a father, and that became the image of a father that I would like to have had. SCOTT ROSS (reporting): Chuck’s father abandoned the family, so ...
Here's who's out there now. Ben Afleck, Justin Beiber, Leonardo DeCaprio, Ashton Kutcher, Zac Efron, and a few others. Here's what I grew up on: John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Charles Bronson, Bruce Lee, Tom Laughlin (Billy Jack), Burt Reynolds, Chuck Norris, Lee Majors, Sean Connery and Steve Mcqueen (to name a few). See the difference?
I'm a modern John Wayne. Mixed with Chuck Norris and Steven Seagul, with the driving skills of Vin Diesel and the attitude of Clint Eastwood
12/12 Congratulations to Chuck Norris, John Wayne, Ironhead Haynes and Pat Tillman, our first NO MA'AM Real Men's Hall of Fame inductees.
James Clonts is pretty much the coolest guy I know- He is like George Clooney and Brad Pitt, Pretty much John Wayne reincarnated... Yes that's right, James Clonts is the only man that can take Chuck Norris, who only sports a beard by Kaleb's example. oh and wonder woman (who is my boss) is the worst member of JLA.
Imagine this: You are walking your dog in the woods, and along comes an alien spaceship, we have all seen them, and the Littlle Green Guy waves, lands with some flair, pops the hatch, climbs down, walks up, and says just what you think he will, "Take me to your Leader". Your dog is cool with the guy, and You are Humanity's first contact with a Superior Alien Race, an Ambasador to the Cosmos, This is where it gets interesting, see, there are few who I would let the alien guy meet. I'm sure not taking him to Washington, that would wreck our reputation across the Galaxy. Mike McArthy, coach of the Packers comes to mind, but I don"t think thats what they are looking for. Same with John Wayne, Chuck Norris (who would spin kick them back into another dimension) or Thomas 'Stonewall' Jackson. Maybe Ted Nugent, but he would hog all the fun of hanging out with aliens, so no. Plus, some of those guys are dead, and I don't think I could arrange that meeting on such short notice. Same with Jesus, my first choice, BTW ...
RIP John Wayne. Today is the day (6/11/1979) John Wayne died. The only man that was a "Fighting Seabee", "Flying Leatherneck", and "Green Beret" all back to back. Yes people before there was Chuck Norris there was John Wayne, the original badass.
Who would you least want to get into a bar fight with? (John Wayne, Chuck Norris, Steven Segal, etc) Anyone of these, or any other action movie hero. Who do you think the real bad *** is? Big debate over here.
By the way, until I was...oh...7 or 8 years old, I was convinced that my Dad (see picture on earlier post) was, in fact, John Wayne. I thought that he got up every morning at 4 AM and went to the movie set where they shot his next movie. On reflection now that I'm 52 years old - I realize that the only thing in the Universe that Chuck Norris feared...was my Dad.
I grew up watching the 3 Stooges , Bug Bunny , Wile E . Coyote and the Road Runner .John Wayne kick everything's butt .Chuck Norris came along and well it's Chuck "freakin" Norris so you know how that goes . Some how some way I knew it was not OK to hit someone in the head with a Hammer or poke them in the eye with 2 fingers .We knew that that person that got killed in one movie was ok because they were in another movie . We knew real from entertainment . The shows we grew up on while not as gory or bloody were violent by nature . Was it home training ? Was it more Common Sense ? Not sure it was religion as I went to church a lot and there is lots of violence , fear and death in the bible .For me I was on a lot of teams . I feel i learned to work with others .Some i liked Some i did not not But we wanted to be good so we worked together .Looking for where that link was lost and when . Beyond the usual spins .Just a thought .
About to Chuck Norris, John Wayne, Rambo and that other guy that uses guns on these pathetic *** boxes
Clint Eastwood would smash Chuck Norris, and John Wayne would destroy them both. Then Richard Petty would leave with all the women.
Same cousin: "I'm not saying Romney was my first choice (but Chuck Norris wasn't on the ballot and John Wayne's dead)"
It's funny that all these commies claim the moral high ground because they are for the common good...which is in itself the road to *** I have Jesus, Ghandi, John Wayne, Ronald Reagan, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, the Founding Fathers and "Common Sense" (by Thomas Payne, read it retards!) on my side. You guys got Bill Maher, Kathy Griffin and Joe Biden. Good Luck!!!
John Wayne would kick chuck Norris *** Just sayin.
I just found out that I am directly related to John Wayne, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood and Bruce Lee. And Larry Bird, Ghandi, SuperMan and Michael Jordan.
I've been researching the presidential candidates for whom I am going to cast my vote. It turns out JFK, John Wayne, Johnny Cash are all dead so I have no other choice but to vote for Chuck Norris.
Just kinda wondering if John Wayne was still with us would he kick Chuck Norris in the teeth tell Justina Bieber to pull her skirt up. And slap honey boo boo's daddy. Just thinking a little
I'm in the process of creating the ultimate fictional political team. So far we have John Wayne for Pres. Chuck Norris as VP. The Worlds Most Interesting Man as Secretary Of State/ UN Ambassador. Robocop as Secretary Of Defense. Sam Kinnison as Speaker of The House. Leonidas (Sparta's leader in the movie 300) as Chief Of Staff, and my personal favorite, Christaphor Walken as Press Secretary.
I don't know why people say that Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris are so tough. Obviously they've never heard of John Wayne.
Well it has happened again. Before the game, John Gruden was comparing Romo to John Wayne, Chuck Norris, Troy Aikman, Jesus and whoever else...but as the dust settles, it is the same story. Yet another marginal (or worse) performance by the "Talented" Tony Romo and crew they call the Cowboys!! Honestly...i kinda like it
Intermission...Delta Force watched, Invasion USA and Missing in Action to go! I have never seen Invasion USA, but Chuck Norris...I'll like it! Chuck ain't my favorite actor, More than 30 years after his death, for me that still belongs to Marion Robert Morrisson...aka John Wayne, then Kevin Costner.
I need an action movie day ! Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef, Rambo, Shaft, John Wayne...
John Wayne was awesome. He's right up there with Clint Eastwood and Chuck Norris. Wow! I just realized there are a few people in Hollywood that I actually admire and like(as people). I'm going to concentrate on this and try to find just one more..
Chuck Norris only said "Yes sir" to one man. That man was John Wayne.
Watching "Delta Force" starring Chuck Norris, The second best military movie. The best is "Green Berets" starring John Wayne. The you have the newest of all movie "ACT OF VALOR!"
My opinions of John Wayne, Chuck Norris, Charleton Heston all changed when I discovered their politics. What do I do with Clint Eastwood?
Just a minute ago on Fox News, Chuck Norris (with the facelift and the dyed hair) said that "Real Men like John Wayne and Jimmy Stewart support Romney". *** What does the GOP expect to accomplish propping these senile geezers up as spokesmen?
Legend has it that John Wayne was so tough, he had to use sandpaper to wipe his *** Chuck Norris is so tough, he u ...
I was thinking this morning about the Clint Eastwood speech and it got me to consider the Hollywood factor that has become so prevalent in the political arena. For instance the libs have Sean Penn, Jason Biggs (not that he is much of a star), Brad Pitt, Susan Sarandon, Woody Allen, Rosie O’Donnell, George Clooney, Michael Moore, and Tim Robins. In the conservative corner we have Clint Eastwood, Tom Selleck, Charlton Heston, Frank Sinatra, John Wayne, the Govenator, Sly Stallone and of course Chuck Norris. So the question is, “How can we loose?”
The late Charlton Heston,John Wayne and the present Climt Eastwood,Chuck Norris,Jon Voight,Kelsey Grammar and Tom Selleck what they have in common other than beimg straight they are conservative republicans thank God just because they live in hollywierd thier not liberal loons
ok if I'm judging who I'm voting for President by the Hollywood Celebrities they associate with Mitt Romney clearly wins. Clint Eastwood just got on the RNC podium - Bad *** Also they had at a time Chuck Norris, John Wayne, and Ronald Reagan.
Okay... So Christopher wanted to know who John Wayne was... His first guess? "oh, was he Chuck Norris' assistant on Walker, Texas Ranger?" Chandler chimes in with "no, Christopher, he is Lil Wayne's big brother". Omg! (Lee is on the floor laughing)
I love John Wayne. And Errol Flynn. Chuck Norris can just take a long walk off of a short cliff (but not before using his tears to cure cancer) and...Hmmm...who could be the equivalent of Errol Flynn in today's Hollywood community?...Well, whoever he is, he can just take a long trip off a tall building. Psh. No class or Real Men these days in film...except for maybe Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Matt Damon, and Leonardo DiCaprio. But those are the only four! And even they don't match up to Cary Grant, Rod Taylor, Tyrone Power, or Clint Eastwood!
A Man's Man If I were to ask you to define the phrase, "man's man," you would most likely start out by describing this man's characteristics. He'd likely be strong, courageous, educated, a true gentleman with the ladies, capable of handling his liquor and, of course,'fit as a fiddle. Many popular movies feature a man's man character in the lead role. It is this guy who successfully fights injustice and evil, even while persevering against impossible odds. Some actors are almost synonymous with the man's-man concept. Among these would be Sylvester Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sean Connery and John Wayne. Movie heroes are popular because they often portray real-life men's men. For example, John Wayne's character in the movie The Fighting Seabees is based on the real-life heroes of the Navy Seabees. His character in Hellfighters is loosely based on the real-life character of oil well firefighter Red Adair. Beyond the fictional world of th ...
As requested by "smallpimping88", the CWA has forced John Wayne and Clint Eastwood to fight (again! lol) with Chuck Norris! Who will win? STAY TUNED! Music U...
I think it funny when my pop who hates texting responds with OK. I'm. like "thanks dad have a good time I love you". And he says. "OK". I love my Jack Daddy he makes guys like John Wayne and Chuck Norris look like Pee Wee Herman.
Well thank goodness Chuck Norris back in the movies-my heroes are John Wayne and Chuck Norris. It is so nice to have good men in the movies and appreciate their fans. Only thing would make me happier is to have Walker, Texas Ranger back on the tube.
After years of trying not to hold a grudge, we all try right? I have decided that if I could punch someone in the face and get away with it, I have a couple candidates. I would like to knock out Gary Busey for his harassing of Jonathan Winters in public. Shameful way to treat a WWII USMC veteran. Chuck Norris, deserved a smashed face for saying that he was the new John Wayne. Downright unacceptable. And then there's Jane Fonda. Yes, I'd hit a girl. Yup, self-absorbed bullies and traitors. Those would be my targets.
We started a conversation at work today about who are the best all-time male actors ... as in non-woosie rolls yet can actually act. Ya know, men with an actual stage presence of "don't mess with me". Tough guys. Plus, they actually have to be able to act to make this list, which rules out the Chuck Norris types. And why are they rarer today? This is what we got so far, in no particular order: 1 - Clint Eastwood 2 - Toshiru Mifune 3 - Lee Marvin 4 - John Wayne 5 - Sean Connery 6 - (the young) Robert Deniro 7 - Paul Newman (before the salad dressing) 8 - Daniel Craig (he's the only one who is currently in his prime that we all agree on) 9 - Russel Crowe 10 - Anthony Hopkins (Yes, I know he's done all sorts of movies but when I seem him, I still get spooked out from his Silence of the Lambs role). 11 - (the non-offensive young to middle aged) Mel Gibson 12 - We're still debating Denzel 13 - Christian Bale so far 14 - Gene Wilder (just kidding, want to see who actually read this) 15 - R. Lee Ermery (Yes, ...
"if I ever have boys, I'm gonna name them Chuck Norris and John Wayne"
Mitt Romney's running mate? It would not make any difference if Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, Sly Stallone, Marshal Dillon, John Wayne, Roy Rogers , & Hopalong Cassady all together at the same time became his running mate. The answer would still be, and I want to sound very sophisticated, "No Dice Sucker!"
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These freakin' West Texas ticks are tougher than John Wayne, Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee put together. *** this plague..!
John Wayne always fought for right (in movies and real life), Chuck Norris never sagged his pants, The Lone Ranger always used correct english (even when he was mad), Evel Knievel always took time to speak with young people about not using drugs. I hope I can take some good from all these men and apply it in my life. I hope this message is approved by Jesus Christ.
Someone in class today noted how you see Chuck Norris and Mr.T. jokes but you don't see Clint Eastwood, and John Wayne jokes. Some guy said because Clint Eastwood and John Wayne weren't jokes.
Clint Eastwood and John Wayne meet in a dark alley. Who would walk out alive? And don't bring up Chuck Norris because Clint and John would make him wear a tutu while serving them pre duel meals
Action Movie Pak from MapCo purchased for 4.99 plus tax movie review - 1. Logan's War - Chuck Norris, James Gammon and some new pretty boy tough guy - GREAT MOVIE!! 2. IN Too Deep - Omar Epps (The Black guy from House - not the new skinny black guy, the old black guy that House hates) stylin the Wesley Snipes look - Actually a real good movie - I was very uncomfortable with the notion that anyone would actually dare to call themselves God - I just could never play a roll like that LL, just sayin.GREAT MOVIE 3. Family of Cops - Charles Bronson - WTH told this guy AND STUPID *** JOHN WAYNE that they could act? I suffered through this movie.8 times because I'm too lazy to get up and change the video that's why I buy these 15 hours discs - and still could not figure out how one of THE Baldwins ended up on here - A horrible job on the over dubbing - very typecast ed type of cast - bad acting - low budget - GREAT MOVIE.NOT!!! 4. Ed McBain's 87th Precinct: Lightning - I don't remember this movie - That's h ...
“Who's the greatest tough guy of all time? Is it Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, Chuck Norris or someone else?” Jesus Christ
Liam Neeson is on the same list that consists of John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, and Chuck Norris!!
People freaking out on me because I don't know who John Wayne or Chuck Norris are. 
John Wayne vs Chuck Norris who would win.
Ron Paul, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, Jesse Ventura, John Wayne, Joe Rogan, all agree. We the people want our Constitution back. We the people want Ron Pau...
Kids look under the bed for monsters. Monsters check under the bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris checks under his bed for John Wayne.
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