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Chuck Norris

Carlos Ray Chuck Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist and actor.

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he's been watching Chuck Norris movies all week to prepare
Here's what Charles Bronson thinks of all those Chuck Norris jokes.
It's like Chuck Norris and the apostle John all rolled into one.
Some Cannon films are guilty pleasures of mine: Bloodsport, Masters of the Universe, Over The Top and the Chuck Norris films
Chuck Norris stared at the solar eclipse and it went blind.
Is it me or does Dan Bandana look like Chuck Norris in Missing In Action
Toby Greene is doing his best Chuck Norris impersonations every week. Least you could do is give him a couple…
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Fort Knox wanted to store gold in Chuck Norris' beard - but Chuck Norris' beard makes gold rust.
Bo was the Chuck Norris of Super Tecmo Bowl. Can anyone else say the same?
Seems like a job for Chuck Norris or Jordan Bell...maybe Cliff Harris 8 years ago.
(1) Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
... in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
(1) Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
Thanks for the green light.Chuck Norris is on it!
Popye does not eat spinach. He eats Chuck Norris hair dyed green.
Chuck Norris would beat Geezus in a fight
Hoping for a Judge-Stanton final because I want the equivalent of Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris in Way of the Dragon
Bruce Lee just killed Chuck Norris. All hope is lost .
(1) Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
Watched Way of the Dragon last night. Bruce Lee got at Chuck Norris..
📷 kelseyleistikow: Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris, your argument is invalid.
Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris on the set of 'The Way of the Dragon'.
This weekend is martial arts legends movie weekend. Last night Lone Wolf Mcquade with Chuck Norris and David Carradine.
Pat McAfee, Chuck Norris, Keanu Reeves, the Marine who killed Bin Laden, and Stone Cold Steve Austin
Chuck Norris would beat Joe Rogan easily in his prime. There´re many people who say that…
Lee and Chuck Norris clowning around in the 1970s, while a nazi ss sort of type guy looks on...
📷 A young Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee and……Putin. That’s blown your mind hasn’t it. Before it was cool!
Bukan semua rumah ada gmbr Bruce Lee duel with Chuck Norris. My home is only a few of it.
So wait, does that mean that Bruce Lee was promoting violence against Chuck Norris in The Way of the Dragon?
did Bruce Lee an Chuck Norris really fight for real.
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It's 3 in the morning and I just watched Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee fight. what the ***
If Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris had a baby that would be the you of gifs
Can someone put Trump's Face on Bruce Lee when he fights Chuck Norris? make Cnn Chuck
(15) Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
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Steven Segal is the greatest marshal artist to ever live. He'd wreck Chuck Norris and…
Chuck Norris is so popular he was voted prom king and queen.
I'm pretty sure Dave Mustaine, Ted Nugent, and no surprise if Chuck Norris likes him too
Because you cannot convince them that they're not actually a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, or Chuck Norris
Nope that's how Leroy Jethro Gibbs was born. Chuck Norris couldn't handle that.
Just for fun ... take a look inside Chuck Norris's Texas home he sold for just under a million dollars. Nice...
Last is saw Clint Eastwood and Chuck Norris were tag-teaming the Angel of Death.. it wasn't looking good for Death.
Oh snap! Bruce Lee about to kick that Chuck Norris *** on
That Nakumura v AJ Styles staredown made me feel like I was about to watch a Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris fight from the movie
Bobby defeated Chuck Norris in 1972 for the North American Kickboxing Championship. He re…
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The first martial arts movie I remember was not one with Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris, but Tom Laughlin as Billy Jack!…
When Adriano had a foot harder than Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris put together.
and Bruce Lee was the only one to have EVER kicked Chuck Norris *** !
Chuck Norris , Bruce Lee and Bob Wall in good old day!!
Segata is so powerful he could take on Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris, and win without breakin…
Bruce Lee showed the Power of Kemetic Black over Prerogative White. cuiing Chuck Norris (No_rr(en)in_ii) lol.
There are lots of Chuck Norris jokes, but there are none of Bruce Lee, because Bruce Lee is not a joke.
Chuck Norris hasn't dead yet because he knows he'll meet Bruce Lee in the afterlife.
"Enter the Dragon" starring Bruce Lee and featuring Chuck Norris's tufted shoulders.
Steve McQueen, James Coburn, Chuck Norris and the second James Bond, George Lazenby were all pallbearers at Bruce Lee'…
Chuck Norris refuses to die because he knows Bruce Lee is waiting for him on the other side. Sent from Funny Jokes
Can you get 2 tougher dudes in a Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee.
It's just as possible as Jet Li, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, or Chuck Norris doing it a film
If you be Chuck Norris omo I be Bruce Lee..
Chuck Norris talks about his first time meeting Bruce Lee and his debut in film with the Return of the Dragon...
Chuck Norris tells us how Bruce Lee died in 1973.
Chuck Norris explains how he and Bruce Lee trained together and how he thinks Bruce Lee was an incredible...
Chuck Norris tells the story of the time he first met Bruce Lee, how they trained together and how Chuck...
Chuck Norris is better than Billy Madison's shampoo and conditioner.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. Chuck Norris has a diary called…
If there is one thing that can rival Chuck Norris, it's Sam Elliot's mustache.…
(14) Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' *** He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to [...]
Clark Ken had to call himself pSuperman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
I'll say it Again, Chuck Norris for Homeland Defense Secy' , We then Parachute IRS agents into ISIS country's, they'll SURRENDER !
The most super badass names for the dog? America or Chuck Norris because who is more ba…
Fact: Chuck Norris jokes are illegal, and people may use the "stand your ground" law to kill the one uttering the "joke".
(1) Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
Turns out Chuck Norris jokes are still in vogue with diehard fans of walker Texas Ranger *** rednecks
Chuck Norris would like to give a S/O to the guy making a snow angel in the confetti
Here’s Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris working out the kinks of their iconic fight in these behind the scenes shots from “Way o…
Is too Jewish to join the alt-right brotherhood w/ Chuck Woolery, James Woods, Chuck Norris, Jon Voight,…
Lee Marvin told me to tell you that Lee Van Cleef said Chuck Norris wants you to know that you're pretty ok. That is all...over
When Superman goes to bed, he wears Chuck Norris pajamas. When Chuck Norris goes to b…
Lee Marvin? I heard Chuck Norris buried his corpse in the dessert and then went to eat some apple pie.
James Mattis keeps Chuck Norris awake at night
James Mattis once won a kick boxing championship by knocking out a little girl. It's okay, Chuck Norris is alive and well.
James Mattis and Chuck Norris fought once. Scientists call the event "The Big Bang".
Chuck Norris and James Mattis once got into a heated argument. That day was also known as Armageddon day.
All those Chuck Norris memes were based on James Mattis' life.
James Mattis is the only person to make Chuck Norris blink.
James Mattis is Chuck Norris' dad and taught him how to be a man.
You know who Chuck Norris takes workout tips from (other than Hercules)?. James Mattis
Instead of Chuck Norris jokes, I'm going to start telling James Mattis jokes. "Ghosts sit around the f…
You can rearrange the letters in James Mattis's name to spell Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once challenged James Mattis to a fight. The loser had to do terrible workout commercials for a decade.
(276) Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
(1) Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
(1) Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
I can't believe Grandma beat Chuck Norris! She's the only person ever to do so!!!
Who created bitcoins?. Chuck Norris and Phil Collins were talking one day and Chuck mentioned how they needed a curr…
Did you know that Kane Hodder did stunts in Lone Wolf McQuade which stars Chuck Norris, David Carradine, and Dana Kimmell?
Breaking Sheriff David Clarke plagiarized his hat from Chuck Norris.
He also plagiarized Chuck Norris's big *** hat from Walker Texas Ranger
(1) Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
Chuck Norris, George Washington and Jesus Christ would all vote for Canton Mackan for Junior class President
Idina Menzel is the Chuck Norris of singing! . Yes I am listening to Disney and I don't care!
Pretty sure the lovechild of Alan Rickman and Chuck Norris just walked past
I'm going Alan Hardin. Coached 9th grade football with him for Chuck Norris wears Alan Hardin pajamas
We're pretty close to Josh Allen having his own Chuck Norris quotes.
Clint Eastwood, Jon Voight, and Chuck Norris approved this message.
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In regards to life decisions I make the cowardly lion look like Chuck Norris.
shout out to Tyler Baker! You thanked me at Carolina Rebellion [guy wearing a Chuck Norris hat]. Best guitar work I've seen!
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Noqris only recognizes the element o surprise.
Instead of a wall, couldn't we just put Chuck Norris on the border.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
Contrary to the belief of doctors worldwide, Muhammed Ali does not have Parkinson's disease. He simply knows that Chuck Norris is looming.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
What if Chuck Norris, John Cena, The Rock, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Shaq all play the game incorrectly and the curators come after them?
Chuck Norris could do it with no hands
I wanted Chuck Norris death black but the most macho colour they had was an apple green.
36 years ago today.Paul Williams, Chuck Norris and Barbara Feldon plus a discussion of menopause on 'The John Davidson Show.'
.and use Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator to show Chuck Norris decminating giant armies.
Chuck Norris put Humpty Dumpty back together again just so he could break him.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hotvlnife with butter
(21) Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
When Alexand.r Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed.calls from Chuck Norris
22 APR - Soon, Bot River winemakers will return to the tribe where Gandalf, Lincoln, Chuck Norris, Castro and...
There is no theory of evolutifn. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to li:e.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a c,rdlessqphone.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a co.dless rhone.
The active ingredient in Rogaine is extracted from Chuck Norris' beard.
(1) Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
Chuck Norris doeen't wear adwatch. HE decideu what time itzis.
Chuck Norris started karate as a black belt.
(169) Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
Chuck Norris hestroyedothe periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Nike: Just do it. Chuck Norris: Just did i
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. 😭
(1) When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
Nike: Just do it. Chuck Norris. Jusv did it
Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", he was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
Chuck Norris doesn't trust mirrors because there can only be one Chuck.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
Fear of jpiders is arachnophobic, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldf iq hiding.
(1) If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
Chuck Norris has to asexually reproduce due to the fact no woman would survive in bed with him.
(4) "It works on my machine" always holds true for Chuck Norris.
"HOW DO YOU KNOW? HOW DO YOU KNOW?"-On whether or not Ghandi fantasized about Chuck Norris movies
And this is mighty Rajnikanth, father of all Chuck Norris. 🤓💁
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't builtvup the courage to pell him yet.
Chuck Norris does not slee.. He wait..
(1) Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Liberace and Chuck Norris make quite a team...
soys when life brings ya down, get up, punch it in the face, anduyell "I'm Chuck Norris!!"
If Chuck Norris looks at you and even THINKS about Jesus, you are immediately converted to Christianity.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. Theeloser had to start wearing his underwear on the|outside of his pants.
(1) Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
When Chuck Norris does ahpushup, he isn't lifting himsecf up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is |hehonly man to ever defeat a bricv wall in a gyme of tennis.
Chuck Norris has a lava eamp made from actufl lava
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. idu answer the wrong phone.
There is no theor. of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to livq.
When Alexander Bell inventcd the telephone he had 3xmissed calls from Chuck Norris
When the Boogeyman to sleep every night, he checks is closet for Chuck Norris.
(2) Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
What was yoing through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? Hid shoe.
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(1) When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
If Chuck Norris got a flu shot, the syringe would get a bad case of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win,a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris doesn'c weam a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Meet the Mothercluckers! Can they be the only ones to defeat Chuck Norris!?
Christian McCaffrey has officially become those old "Chuck Norris" jokes come to life.
Last time I was this early Chuck Norris jokes were still funny
A golden age of the internet was when Chuck Norris jokes were popping. The original meme.
What did Chuck Norris tell his dad when he left for college? via /r/Jokes
your quotes sound like Chuck Norris jokes
The best Chuck Norris jokes in honor of his 77th birthday - Go Local htt…
Chuck Norris is so powerful that at one time we all tried saying Charlie Sheen jokes but it didn't last so we all went back to Chuck Norris
Much prefer strikers who can run and make defenders work than strikers who recycle old Chuck Norris jokes about themselves.
Zach: what if I learned how to do karate? I'd be like Chuck Norris. They'd use me as Chuck Norris jokes. That'd be so cool.
The things people claim will do if elected reminds me of Chuck Norris jokes.
God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said "Say Please".
Chuck Norris jokes used to be fun and games
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet id his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afrakd to move.
Jokes don't happen to Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris happens to a joke.
Christmas, this unicorn nonsense needs to stop. It's played out, like Chuck Norris jokes.
CHUCK NORRIS FACTS and JOKES. "Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice".
Some say Chuck Norris was a founding member of Led Zeppelin, and we tell those people their jokes are ten years old.
Stupid hats will be scientifically severe but I tell ever-increasingly dated Chuck Norris jokes to the FUTURE!!
Example- Chuck Norris jokes on the Internet=meme
From this day forward all Chuck Norris jokes will be replaced Donald Trump jokes
Sounds more like the Chuck Norris jokes.
Sounds like one of those Chuck Norris . jokes.
Sounds like a Chuck Norris joke! Chuck Norris jokes like Trump jokes that sound like Chuck Norris jokes!
I used to find Chuck Norris jokes hilarious Nkosi yam. And I suspect if you told one I'd still laugh on the inside
Sounds like one of those Chuck Norris jokes.
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Chuck Norris killed 56 people with a gun.. via /r/Jokes
(1) Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris doesn't get motion sickness, he makes motion sick. 🤒.
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Chuck Norris once made a classical music station play the theme to "Walker: Texas Ranger" for 12 straight hours.
Walker boutta get Texas Ranger'd. And by that, I mean Chuck Norris is going to come and murder him.
Chuck Norris can be seen every night in Walker, Texas Ranger on Grit - antenna channel 26.5!
Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by…
Chuck Norris says if you haven't been to Mercy Street Mobile, you should try it out. Are you really going to...
Chuck Norris made a set of boxing speed bags out of Abe Vigoda's earlobes.
🔥Like to see Chuck Norris in Cage Match vs Obama, Reid, McCain & Graham!😂🔥
This week's ep is going to be a bit late. It took us forever to decide we're watching SIDEKICKS: '92 Chuck Norris + Jonathan Brandis.
Chuck Norris eats honey badgers for breakfast
Overheard at A&M pro day: "Chuck Norris wears Myles Garrett pajamas."
An asthmatic Jonathan Brandis stars alongside the one and only Chuck Norris in Sidekicks.
Van Damme, Steven Segal, Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee all combined they got nothing on Nxamalala. Starring samampela u daddy
Chuck Norris and Sylvester Stallone are just a Micheal Bay wet dream.
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the headline: "Culture Wars posts article from Chuck Norris about foreign policy of space wars. Hilarity ensues."
Chuck Norris uses the Holy Grail for beer and Mr. Pibb.
Chuck Berry and Chuck Barris have passed in the last week. Is Death preparing to take on Chuck Norris?
ha ha i just love these 'Chuck Norris's facts'...let me do one. Um, let's see...chuck Morris is a great dad and a lovi…
Why does a martial artist have to be Asian? Ever heard of Chuck Norris, Joe Lewis, Bill Wallace, or…
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Chuck Norris is scared of Frank Martin stares
(2) July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
Da oggi al cinema John Wick 2: John is the new Chuck Norris
There was also some FBI agent who got shot @ the warehouse who looked like John Hodgeman. Imagine a movie with Chuck Norris & John Hodgeman.
This wont be recorded for a few days but OMG Mithey out did himself on the burning map! Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris kic…
I'm not sure how much I loved Bill Brasky sketches on SNL, but then Chuck Norris memes happened
Just remember that there was a time that Chuck Norris jokes were the peak of memes
Alexa has science jokes, political jokes, dad jokes and Chuck Norris jokes. But no economics jokes. ***
America needs Chuck Norris jokes to make a comeback
I feel like are all just derivatives of Chuck Norris jokes
So uh, we're still making Chuck Norris jokes, huh?
I see two or three people are still into Chuck Norris jokes.
They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always
Jokes aside, Chuck Norris looks great for his age!.
Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris". | Read:
my dad's reading Chuck Norris jokes to me... I love my dad
Salvy is Bill Brasky and Chuck Norris combined. See you Opening Day my friend!
Chuck Norris and Rajnikant must be sharing jokes abt Looks ridiculous.
There was a healthcare commmercial with Chuck Norris jokes in 2017 and it makes me want to die a little bit
Just saw a commercial with Chuck Norris jokes. Now come on, that's even outdated by commercial meme-ing standards.
Did I have a stroke or did I really just see a commercial with Chuck Norris jokes in it.
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Right?? Where is everyone today? Me and the boy are telling Chuck Norris jokes to each other lol
Chuck Norris out of nowhere at the lake today 😂
LC is the negative equivalent of Chuck Norris. in fact. Lets start making the opposite of Chuck Norris jokes and changing Chuck Norris for LC
Happy 77th birthday, CHUCK NORRIS!. Here are our favorite Chuck Norris jokes:
would drop papali, Chad would even beat Chuck Norris in a fight. Love the Chad 😂
Chuck Norris jokes will be funny forever
Rob is now making Alexa tell him Chuck Norris jokes.
I'm gonna be as blunt and honest with you as I can: Chuck Norris jokes are straight trash.
Today is a monumental day at my house. My dad has discovered Chuck Norris jokes.
Does every group of friends have that ONE PERSON whose sticking with Chuck Norris jokes despite all rhyme or reason.
Nothing better than sitting on a silent plane while my dad tells me Chuck Norris jokes loud enough for everyone to hear
I can die happy now. Intro'd to Chuck Norris. She loves the jokes. This one being the latest.
I just remember that Chuck Norris jokes were a thing
Chuck Norris jokes are so old that they're using them for senior health care commercials.
Today is Chuck Norris' 77th birthday. Most of his jokes get circulated in India as Rajnikanth jokes. Some sample here. https:/…
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Actor & martial arts expert turns 77 today. To celebrate, tell us your your favorite Chuck Norris joke.
Chuck Norris turns 77 today. Or should we say 77 turned Chuck Norris today? 7 Great jokes here:
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freeman's life. Queue Chuck jokes go
Actor/Martial artist Chuck Norris turns 77 today, pictured starring in Walker, Texas Ranger (1994)
It's our 20th Episode and we talk Chuck Norris, Richard Stanley and David Prowse
Chuck Norris is trending, did another South African artist write a song about him???
People do not trip and fall, they get picked off by sharp shooter Chuck Norris. (Happy birthday
Todd Rayback Wesley Collins if Chuck Norris said it, it's gotta be true!
Chuck Norris can shoot in any direction and the bullet will go to the person he wants to kill. a bullet wouldnt dare make Chuck Noris miss
well maybe Chuck Norris and Ben Browder also to clinch the American Way. LOL 😜❤
(2) Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
(1) "Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
Chuck Norris can pop scissocs weth a balloon.
There is no tneory of evolution. Just a list of a|imals Chuck Norris allows to live.
(1) There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
its a joke one of 100 Trillian jokes about the legendary Chuck Norris
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
The McRib sandwich only comes back when Chuck Norris is in the mood for one.
Chuck Norris can make your brown eyes blue...and black.
Chuck Norris doesnut wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Police Tip: ID theft suspects for some reason dropped the names of Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, Jackie Chan, Jet Li…
Chuck Norris ii the reason why Waldo is hidiqg.
Hold up. Chuck Norris's real name... is Carlos Ray Norris???. Now I'm never falling asleep. Thank you, Wikipedia.
(1) One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
Chuck Norris is so Tough He's on TV right now
(1) The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
Chuck Norris hears his own facts... via
Joey Garner has just chapped Vladimir Putins door offerin him outside,little does Putin know that Chuck Norris is j…
At least they gave it their all and tried for us as fans. Not these *** with weekly adidas ads and fake Chuck No…
(1) Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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(1) Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
(1) Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
(CHUCKNORRIS) A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrzng numbcr. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris destroyed t.e periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the elemen of surprise.
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