I keep getting Christian Mingle emails but no emails :(
Anyone wanna hmu on christian mingle
Do you know why I don't believe in god? For starters instead of world peace we have things like Christian Mingle
If I get one more email from Christian Mingle I'm going to slaughter for signing me up. Blood will be everywhere Jake.
This is like real life Christian Mingle.
my *** finally has an account on Christian Mingle.. hit him up ladies
Christian mingle didn't even ask me all those questions
Shoulda deleted the public projectile vomiting incident from my Christian Mingle application; seems to be a deal breaker.
Guess who Just Signed Up For Christian hope i Meet an Widowed 1st Lady
Christian Mingle isn't trying to let me sign up because my username has Satan in it.
Christian mingle offers exactly what I'm looking for
"Everyone will know you're my bestfriend..christian mingle will know" 😂
Justin off of the Christian mingle commercial looks abusive idk why
Christian Mingle: Because God wanted you to create a profile so you can find his match for you.
Christian Mingle finally get with the times?. :)
Weird. Can’t find the “DTF” option on my Christian Mingle profile. Bug?
I receive approximately 11 or more Christian mingle emails a day from a man named Phillip, who are you & *** do you want from me
she has to come to friend dinner. and you should sign up for Christian mingle or farmers only
Sorry HitLeR_TurnUP69 but your Christian Mingle friend request is denied
So I gotta few hits on my Christian Mingle account.lol 😏😈😋
"you didn't find your soulmate at Christian mingle?" Naa he's around here somewhere tho
you didn't find your soulmate at Christian mingle?
I hate it when I go to Christian Mingle and God keeps matching me with straight men who are looking for *** boys.
jel of what? Finding my perfect girl on Christian mingle? 😜 😂
There's nothing christian about Christian mingle
If I had a Christian mingle account my name would definitely be Baptized Booty ✨
I'm gonna buy Christian mingle memberships to all my friends that make forever alone jokes
Why did Christian mingle email me...
Hey i'm on a date with a girl i met on Christian Mingle and it is NOT going well. Should I Christian bail?
This a lil sexy for Christian Mingle
God's son died single, but he'll help you find your match on Christian Mingle.
*Owen Wilson's nose logs on to Christian Mingle*. *gets date w/Gary Busey's teeth*. *love @ first*. *get married*. *birth Steve B…
They met on Christian Mingle.. Their baby was born 6 months later...
Just an update, I woke up to several emails from Christian Mingle this morning... Not impressed.
Christian Mingle commercial followed by an Adult Friend Finder commercial. God bless America.
Sometimes, when I watch those Christian Mingle commercials, I'm pretty convinced that Giorgio Tsoukalos is on to something, and the Reptilian race is preparing to reveal themselves as they have been living under the guise of church zombies.
The feedback from my last Christian mingle speed dating session was that I have a savior complex. Joining
what the heck is that Calum is it like Christian Mingle??
Joining Christian mingle! Making Christian girls do dirty things makes it twice as nasty ;)
You can find me on Christian mingle
Lmao a Christian mingle commercial came on before Guccis Manes Trap House 3 😂
I'm about to slide in the Christian mingle messages like wassup. "I'm tryna beat them guts".😂😂 expose them
Sick and tired of getting all these *** Christian Mingle emails
I'm going join Christian mingle & they suppose to be church people so they better not catfish me or I will kill them
Gonna go on Christian mingle to find a girlfriend
Christian Mingle: breed like god intended without worrying about your mate thinking beyond his next breakfast. Sign up now. Or else ***
That awkward moment when the girl u met on Christian Mingle is a *** tot u r suppose to be a Christian
I wonder if all these women on the Christian mingle commercials know that their husbands are *** The same goes for House H…
so bored bout to make a Christian mingle 👌
Only social network love I believe in is Christian Mingle. Lol
I'm bout to set up a profile on Christian Mingle...
Long walks on the beach, Carving pumkins together, Star-gazing, Cuddling, Watching Netflix. Wait, is this Christian Mingle orr...
()Cameron is still single and not yet ready to Christian Mingle, ladies.
wanted me yesterday. Christian mingle wants me today. Should I just quit life now?Or sign up?
"Looking for the knocc kneed ratchets on Christian mingle" 😂😂😂😂 I hate tony
i just wanna be happy, like the actors in the Christian Mingle commercial
has been hitting up Christian mingle lately, just got an email from then.
E Harmony & Christian Mingle not working, I need to go on that show Baggage to find love!!
He said *** was you doing on christian mingle false advertising" why he coming for her !
Christian Ponder is what you do after you Christian Mingle for a couple of hours.
Christian Mingle ad and all i can remember is that pick that had *** 9 as a user name already in use :")
i bet Alien was on Christian Mingle
Our feed just ch from our show to a "Christian Mingle" commercial. I guess they liked in that last scene!.
If I get one more Christian Mingle popup tho.
These *** like 90 tlkin bout they met on christian mingle & ready for marriage
I picture the Christian Mingle customer service call center as a bunch of angels in cubicles with headsets.
I love you😘 your so funny, Christian mingle still singe.😂 your gorggg🎀
Join christian mingle dot com today 🙏☝
and I can't decide if we should join Christian mingle or farmers only.
Why are there only white people on the Christian mingle commercials
My mom told me and my sister to go on Christian Mingle. She obviously thinks that's my only hope. Thanks mom. 😅
I think I'm finally going to pay attention to & join Christian mingle 😂😂😂
I'm waiting though send it via myspace or on Christian mingle
She got turned off because I don't believe in God. Oh well, I'm sure Christian Mingle will help her. I'll pray for her.
Wanna impress your date you met on Christian Mingle? Take her to the wax museum of horror then the Olive Garden for free bread & salad.
I just had a IDEA! Those vomit worthy Christian Mingle commercials should be confined to the equally as disgusting Hallmark Channel.
He hadn't seen an ad for that yet, but I still took the opportunity to explain that (and Christian Mingle and Ashley Madison).
I used the opportunity to explain FarmersOnly, Christian Mingle, and Ashley Madison.
Comedy Central played commercials for Ashley Madison, 2 phone sex lines, and Christian Mingle all in the same break. That's a shame.
Just saw commercials for sex phone lines, Ashley Madison, and Christian Mingle. Apparently, the TV thinks I lack game...
Broadway and Hollywood notable Cheyenne Jackson teams up with fellow thespian David Burtka for a new Funny Or Die spoof mocking Christian dating sites called 'The *** Christian Mingle'.
I wonder if Christian Mingle has a "man seeking man" option.
Currently working on my Christian mingle profile right now. Fingers crossed I find the one.
I wonder if the couples from Christian Mingle get it in
I bet every couple on the Christian Mingle commercials sent nudes before actually meeting
Christian Mingle just killed my vibe.
I missed you, advertisements for Christian Mingle and extreme storm cleanup during college football games
“needs Christian Mingle in her life asap!!! 😂😂😂” I'm not the one who needs it!
"Christian Mikel got an instagram... thought this said Christian Mingle at first...
needs Christian Mingle in her life asap!!! 😂😂😂
Evidenced by the deluge of Christian Mingle ads, Christians really like college football.
proof is the "Christian" school: Christian mingle has commercials during their game.
Christian Mingle commercial comes on and my uncle says "I wonder if they have a Satanic Mingle..."
"Christian Mingle: God has someone out there for you. Just pay us $50/month to find out who." - Dad
Christian Mingle - for guys looking for women who won't put out
"Hey so if they ask, we met on Christian mingle" 😂😂😂
Auburn game had a Christian mingle commercial. Yeah. Ok.
nah I just saw a christian mingle commercial and i was wondering why they don't have websites for non-christian singles lls
Christian mingle find gods match for you
you're probably at camp but I just remembered trying to sign up for Christian mingle and I had a laugh attack okay bye
Spent my day signing up to eHarmony, Christian Mingle, and Lets hope this works! 🙏
(a testimony of a couple that met there and got hitched! Like the christian mingle one) OMG LOL
Christian mingle's begun to repeatedly email me... Is your biological clock supposed to start ticking at 20?
Amber Rose's sister, Aqua Rose, is on a Christian Mingle commercial
I think it's safe to say I will probably never finger anybody who has signed up for Christian Mingle.
Britt just threw a rock at Christian and yelled christian mingle!! And it hit him in a not so good spot
The document handed out also includes a banner ad for Christian Mingle. Not sure how to interpret that...
Alright is this a joke?? Christian mingle keeps emailing me.
GUYS!! Totally found a way to sell my scrunchies through Christian Mingle
All da christian mingle ladies want to handle my snake.
Eharmony, Christian Mingle, and a This is all getting a little excessive
Just saw the Christian mingle commercial. Considering on making an account lol
First it was Christian Mingle, then Black People Meet, now Farmers Only. REALLY?!
God must have invented the internet just for Christian Mingle.
Literally had to mute the TV during a Christian Mingle ad to prevent myself from vomiting all over myself
That lady on that Christian mingle commercial look like amber rose
just asked why they never have *** and *** couples on the Christian Mingle commercials...
Shout out to Mark from Christian Mingle for the awesome matches
You know you've been single for too long when you get an email from Christian Mingle without ever signing up.
“Just saw a commercial for a website were you long on to talk about god Christian mingle is way better👍
Tebow has no job now. Christian Mingle gotta jump on the opportunity to hire him full time.
Pretty sure the feelings elicited in me by the Christian Mingle commercials are the opposite of what is intended.
Rik found out we signed him up for Christian mingle.
Christian Mingle? No, thanks. Father Dave already tried to give me a Christian TINGLE. So, I'm good.
*** I'm good I already put you on Christian mingle
I like to think that Satan tries to lure hapless people from Christian Mingle to Ok Cupid.
TV: Join Christian Mingle and find God's match for you. Me to wife: Am I God's match for you?. Wife: God has a sick sense of humor.
Finna make a Christian Mingle acct. of this don't work, I'm giving up on relationships.
Let's see.. Ammo for Sunday's Best, Real Preachers of LA, Christian Mingle, Roman Catholic Church, the feel good gospel
Spirit Airlines: Experience the wonders of Niagara Falls with the date that you'll find at Christian mingle. LOL
Let's see how many will unfriend me for the Christian Mingle post. Today, I have 182 "friends". I'll check again on Sunday.
can't get the boys to leave her alone. Especially this Christian Mingle guy at Eastman. 😂
I'm gonna make a christian mingle account and be overly sexual and disrespectful lol---😂😂😂😂
What is your favorite place to meet friends? — Christian Mingle;)
Is it *** tang", or *** ?. I'm updating my Christian Mingle profile...
Why do I keep getting emails from Christian Mingle 😂😂😂
omfg one time I made a Christian Mingle profile named "Janie McJesus" and well
I have a christian mingle account, judge me lmfao
Christian mingle or black people meet? Lmao
Commercials on Comedy Central just went straight from Christian Mingle to Sexy Singles. 😳 um
After these last few weeks i'm convinced there's some freaky women on Christian mingle
My Christian Mingle hobbies include baking and ***
If it weren't for Christian mingle I wouldn't have this beautiful family.
Seriously thinking about signing up for Christian Mingle!
No dad I'm not going to try Christian mingle
I'm gonna go sign up on or eharmony or Christian mingle. I'll let y'all know which ones better.
I'm sorry that I hacked your mom's Christian Mingle account.
Why doesn't CJ's sister love me? Like I swear we found eachother on Christian Mingle .com
Forreals. Who signed me up for Christian Mingle?
I'm watching Bill and Ted and every single commercial is for phone sex lines, acne cream or christian mingle.
How come Christian Mingle commercial comes on at like 2am?
Jorge and I met on Christian mingle
"Christian Mingle: Get a safe Christian tingle for your Christian jingle"
Single and ready to Christian mingle lol
I should probably delete my christian mingle account then.
what if we made Christian mingle accounts and they got matched up but since that would be homosexuality we were executed
Thanks 4 the email Christian Mingle, but I think I can wait to meet Christian singles tomorrow, not today
I have thought about making a Christian mingle profile, just to see how bad it really is.
Ol Christian mingle associated headass lol
don't let me join Christian Mingle, Aaron. DON'T LET ME DO IT
Im gunna make a profile on Christian Mingle
I wanna make a christian mingle account and put a picture of Megan fox's body with my face
I'm signing up for christian mingle, I really need a nice man 2 buy my tacos
so that is him on the Christian Mingle commercial ?!?
This ad for Christian Mingle on my TV just signed a three-picture deal to play The Riddler
*finishes updating husband's profile on Christian Mingle*
That was supposed to say Christian mingle but
To whoever signed me up for Christian Mingle: you shall die.
Word to the wise for Christian Mingle. Even sending me spam is tempting the wrath of whoever you answer to.
Why does my 11 year old nephew have a christian mingle account? Lmao
Scratch that; it wasn't an eharmony account, it was actually a Christian mingle account. She wanted a "Christian boy" ya idek
I just saw a commercial for christian mingle and I started thinking about the jesus fandom lolol
There's Christian mingle but my names not Christian like ***
i agree yes.AYE lets go on christian mingle..lmao i off tomorrow come chk me! AHA
Why am I getting emails from Christian Mingle?
Ghost Rider 2 is coming out soon! This is the best day since Christian Mingle gave me a 30 day trial membership.
I need to go ahead and get that Christian Mingle account set up. I'm too serious
Who wants to Join Christian mingle with me? Come on Don't be shy lol
Christian Mingle is the rawest site ever
Can I put up nudes on Christian mingle or no
I think Ima make a video about Christian Mingle lol.
I just sent my first "smile" on Christian mingle to some hot chick. Hopefully I get a smile back
I can't wait for the day that I'm 27 and decide to make a Christian Mingle account.
christian mingle .com yes lol SEX them want about god plan
What's the difference between Christian Mingle and Omegle? Nothing….nothing at all.
So, can I stop getting ads on social media for Christian Mingle and endometriosis or...?
Every since I've been watching Catfish, I deactivated my Christian mingle profile as a 38 yr old pastor. Ya welcome.
everytime I babysit a christian mingle ad comes on tv...is this a sign from God?
ummm what part of "I want an interfaith marriage" does Christian mingle not understand?
naaa I'm not a thug no more, I've met a guy on Christian mingle I'm changing my life *big grin*
Christian Mingle, but for chicks who play Xbox & are anything but innocent.
I know the Christian Mingle song by heart.
Christian Mingle keeps showing up as an advertisement on my YouTube.uhh, no thank you
Just made you a profile on Christian mingle, shouldn't be to long before we find you a wife 👰
According to Christian Mingle, God's match for me is a tiny dwarf woman that lives in a tree and only speaks in riddles.
so I think if you don't find a girl yourself and farmers only doesn't work out for ya, there's always Christian Mingle!
My mom just offered to help me set up an account for Christian Mingle. . There you have it, folks! The most pathetic day of my life so far.
Did Kristine really tell me to try christian mingle.
Christian mingle sends me daily bible verses every day
My friend took a picture of her dog wearing a bonnet and her grandmother asked what it was for. My friend replied, "Christian Mingle."
Stop being such a *** Go sign up for Christian Mingle or sum'n
I don't think they could use Christian mingle 😂 it's probably frowned upon lol
Why do Christian Mingle ads continue to pop up?!
Since my mom is newly single I think it's time to help her set up a profile on Christian Mingle
Connor on my laptop: hmmm what songs to get.Christian mingle theme song! FIND GODS MATCH FO YOU!!!.
I guess if my life doesn't work out the way I'm planning it I could always turn to Christian mingle 💁
It is a date rape site...used by crazed *** that use the site as an intro, then preaches the word of God, and then rape. I see the site proudly in blackened letters, "WE DO NOT RUN CRIMINAL BACKGROUND CHRECKS." CHEAP, GREEDY ***
Black people meet is better. 😂 “How do I setup this Christian Mingle account”
Signing Tasia up to the dating site 'Christian mingle' and she has no idea😈😈😈
I don't think there is anything more corny than the Christian Mingle song.
So many Christian Mingle Ads in this world, is there no love for J-Date?
I might as well just get a Christian Mingle account
I am on Christian mingle look me up, Satin's minion.
Just set up a 2 man off Christian mingle
How do I setup this Christian Mingle account
CURIOUS: I wonder if any children have been conceived while listening to a CD. Is there data on this?
I want a girlfriend, looks like I should log onto Christian mingle to find gods match for me.
Is it just me or does this Christian Mingle girl look like a migraine in a *** tease box with a big bipolar bow?
Join Christian Mingle or Black Planet "Sometimes I feel like I won't ever find my Miss Right!"
Lol but they won't let you send a hug to the same sex on Christian Mingle 😂
They be dead serious with these Christian mingle commercials though 😂
I find it scandalous that I get emails from Christian Mingle when I am engaged. That seems kind of unChristian to me... like Tony the Tiger
I gotta check my Christian mingle acct
That'd be kinda funny if a couple met on Christian mingle and got divorced
No Christian mingle I will NOT join your dating site 😑
did you know you created the website Christian Mingle?
I recommend Christian mingle, lota real nice ladies on there...
lol yo lost, Well what about Christian mingle?? lol
You know you're in the middle of nowhere when you hear the song from Christian Mingle on the radio.
*laughs* oh don't worry this isn't my blood. so anyway your Christian Mingle profile says you like Mexican food
ima get my Christian mingle on lmfao okay then.
Have ne one ever met a Christian off Christian mingle
I get emails from Christian Mingle and it makes me laugh.
they have Christian Mingle, Jewish dating, where are the dating sites for Islamic, atheist etc?
Christian Mingle is the vehicle God uses when his Lamborghini (made of clouds) is in the shop (also made of clouds).
Met on Christian Mingle dot com. Ignore dude in the background. We didn't really meet online.
Hey Christian Mingle,. Maybe if you're single it's cause God wants you to be. Did you ever think about that? Stop doing…
Phone will be off for the next week... If you need me hit me up on Christian Mingle
if put her on Christian mingle... but her last bf was Christian and he told us we were going to *** cause were bad children.
That Christian Mingle commercial song sounds like "he'll car rah" .
Am I the only one who can't help but laugh at Christian mingle commercials?!
My mom is trying to get me to sign up for Christian Mingle..
Im about to get on Christian Mingle, looks promising
Are there ever any black people in those Christian Mingle commercials? I don't think I've seen any.
What a little Sh$&t my brother just signed me up for Christian mingle!!! Why!
Christian Mingle is really an updated version of Noah's Ark.
Actually I am trying to volunteer for a church kitchen; I have yet to hear back from them; I am trying Christian Mingle
Debating whether or not I should get an account on Christian Mingle..
yeah I'm already on Christian mingle and black people Guess I'm just desperate
North Carolina is the best case against Christian Mingle.
My favorite Christian Mingle testimonial is the one where they got met, got married, and had a kid six months later.
Lol my dad got catfished on Christian mingle, still got free dinner n all that though
Can I sign up for Christian Mingle. Maybe they'll be better than any of the girls I have ever been with.
I'd love to join Christian Mingle, but first I need to watch the paint dry on my wall and then do the Hokey Pokey very very slowly
Christian mingle is probably the dumbest thing ever
But I'm going to retire that position and find myself a good Christian boy on Christian mingle. Or a country boy on Farmer's Meet.
Christian mingle date was a success
You single cause Im tryna mingle — Well in that case Christian Mingle is a wonderful website for you :)...
Apparently my ex is on Christian Mingle. I hope he finds God's match for him cuz it SHOLL ain't me!
only like the ones on the Christian mingle commercials. I'm all about online matchmaking
Christian mingle is where its at homie
But why would you need the internet to find "gods match for you?" Christian mingle, I just don't understand.
Joke's on you, Christian Mingle. God's match for me is burritos and I already knew that
I know that song from the Christian mingle commercial
find your partner with Christian mingle
Honestly though hooking up with girls on Christian mingle is so easy when I tell them who I am
Lets all go on Christian mingle and find "God's choice for us" 😑 rubbish
Guess you're suppose to be looking for love on Christian Mingle instead of some strange
Christian Mingle blew half their ad budget on CFL games because of Tim Tebow.
I met my soul mate on Christian Mingle
I got bored and made an account on Christian mingle today. The account got deleted 2 hours later because "atheist" was i…
Yes they do they have Christian Mingle commercials in Canada, in case you were wondering.
I was shocked when my Christian Mingle date jerked me off in the middle of the Creed concert.
For real though. Was someone's April Fool's joke signing me up for Christian Mingle? The emails are coming in daily at this point...
I signed on to Christian Mingle, and within an hour, the Burning Bush humped my leg.
"Hey Adam, I'm going to Christian Mingle camp in Florida, please don't scissor Imogen while I'm gone." - Becky Baker
"sometimes it feels like you'll never find the person god intended for you. Christian mingle. great blessings follow"
“What's a friend and where can I buy one” black people or christian mingle usually has nice ones
Have been spending quite a lot of time dm ing and calling . (Ash hempchic). Great lady. Ash is the atheist "Christian mingle"
God is omnipotent, btw. He doesn't work only through Christian Mingle...or does He???
I just rewound a Christian Mingle commercial to see if there was 9 months between when the couple was married and when they had their baby.
I'm finna make me a Christian Mingle
if you following me on Christian Mingle
My Christian mingle account AND my jdate account are now up and running
I want a Christian mingle account lmao...
How many of my followers followin me on Christian Mingle?
hey all you faithful fellas, check me out on Christian Mingle!! username: xo_biblebabe37 👼🙏
Eharmony, Christian Mingle, there are plenty of ways to meet people who will actually claim you.
Y'all go add me on Christian mingle my name Is Mr.Pastor for life
I think I want to try out Christian mingle I could meet gods match for me. Opinions anyone?
No commercials make me say, "ew" or, "gross" more than the Christian Mingle ones.
I have the Christian Mingle song stuck in my head. My cerebral cortex is on fire as we speak.
Christian mingle commercials have me weak af
I've seen the Christian Mingle commercial three times since turning on the TV. What are they trying to say...?
The Christian Mingle commercials never fail to amuse me.
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