I´m on Christian Mingle as JoyceM43 occupation church cleaner..;)
Slides finger into rectum to remove wedged panties . *adds "into butt stuff" to Christian Mingle profile
'He's my 2nd chance. Sob sob. Commercial is so boring and annoying
Who sign me up for christian mingle?
Theresa just told me that I need to sign up sign up for Christian mingle .com and I slipped and told her that I already did
I just got an email from Christian Mingle.
I really really want to join Christian Mingle..
Goto Christian mingle like I told you
I think you should ask Sister Odell to speak about Christian Mingle
Christian Mingle got a app for y'all *** *drops mic*
Y'all got profiles on Christian mingle ?
OK Cupid wants me Apparently *** men want me “So bad” and while I’m flattered, the professional marketer in me wonders who sold their list to OK Cupid? I wonder if I should expect something from Christian Mingle next?Filed under: Relationships
Answer: "enjoys long walks on the beach with only one set of footprints" Question: What does very profile on Christian Mingle say?
# 143 So I found a teacher at Killian Hill on Christian Mingle... Don't ask why I was looking...
This is a story of happiness thanks to Christian Mingle. (All people and opinions portrayed in this video do not reflect the real opinions of comedy central ...
Seriously FB?!?!?...your "suggestions" for me include that i "like" Christian mingle and Trojan condoms ***
About to make a Christian mingle remember Carrie Brunner lmao
Also, I'm on Christian mingle now. Eharmony is for losers.
Just curious how Christian mingle commercial is on the same channel as My 5 wives??? Anyone c a problem?
Did anyone else just see the Christian Mingle commercial on the WSU game? I am a Christian, but that commercial was a load of crap. Claiming that their website is a tool of God to find a mate. Unbelievable!
Im gonna peel me a freak off christian mingle and get her Lol
Gonna make a profile for Satan on Christian Mingle *shot*
Today I found out that I had fraud charges on my bank about from someone using Christian Mingle..can you say ironic!?
So.this Christian Mingle commercial just annoyed me. How you gone sell a happy marriage to me when the man is clearly *** That kiss was weak af and he looked like he didn't even like her. Lol
To truly rival Christian Mingle, J-Date should change their name to Shmingle
"This ain't Christian Mingle!" "Seriously??? Stinkin' Mississippi!" Two different conversations but I love these people! Ha!
Just sat next to two people at the Casino who met on Christian Mingle this last Friday and they are getting married tomorrow.
I really want to take my cussing, drinking, hates dirt and always looking for a mall self and register for Christian Mingle and Farmers Only. OH and did I mention I was MARRIED. Can you imagine how funny that would be...
I wonder If the girls on 'Christian Mingle' suck *** ?
Ok just to name a few there's: Match.Com, Christian Mingle, Plenty of Fish, Black People Meet.com, Eharmony, Zoosk, Our Time, LavaLife, & even Farmers Only.with all this dating "help" out here, it seems that NOBODY should be still SINGLE. It would appear in my case, if you don't use em, they wont work! TeeHee!!!
Grindr is not my kinda dance. Manhunt is not my kinda stake out, Christian mingle is not my kinda religion and Plenty Of Fish is not my kinda ocean. Still content, stout and single.
You dont have to go to church anymore Christian mingle a
... and who wins Tuesday is whomever signed me up for Christian Mingle. Here's looking at you LoPresti..
Is someone trying to tell me something. I get daily emails from Christian Mingle, Match.com, etc. I even get emails from Our Time.com which is for people over 50 (I'm half that age!). And yes, I even get emails from blackpeoplemeet.com, Im not joking!!! Do you think someone is trying to send me a message? Lol
Just saw a TV commercial for Christian Mingle dot com with the tag line, "Find God's Match For You." Really? I was waiting for the close, "I'm God, and I endorse this dating service!"
Think I'll join Christian Mingle.what's the worst that can happen? I turn her into a heathen or I become religious.on second thought, I think I'll just stay single.
To all our newest members, welcome! We got tired of seeing commercials for Christian Mingle, so we started our own dating/meeting site for free thinkers, agnostics and non-believers! Please check it out and sign up to help us make it a success at: www.meetatheists.net
According to my old email account, I have matches with Christian mingle and Black People Meet.com And I've been selected to be an underwear model! That's what's up!
Ok im tired of reading christian mingle and how successful it is.for me its failed like rosie odonnel diet plan.im done with it
With all these weird dating sites like farmers only or christian mingle or J date, you would think that they would have already made a site for people that are into racing. This poor old shlub would love to find a girl that likes racing as much as I do. But then when they do make one, you know it would be filled with some back woods, redneck, full blown nascar train wreck. With a nice big mullet and a Tony Stewart moomoo. 😬
But really tho..I'm joining Christian mingle 🙌
WARNING! NSA IS STILL ALIVE AND WELL or WHY OLD PEOPLE SHOULDN'T CHAIR A REUNION Dear Pioneer High Class of 1963 San Jose, CA, One of the alarming aspects of chairing a 51st reunion, is the "big brother" factor. Apparently, the National Security Administration (or someone) is watching me. As you can imagine, trying to obtain information for hotels, meals, extra activities, locating classmates, etc. has resulted in lots of my time visiting various web sites. If I was in denial about my age, how many years since my high school graduation, gray hair, wrinkles, "senior moments" (aka: CRS), or my first date, my SPAM email correspondents are happy to remind me. I've listed a few of them below, along with my reactions. Christian Mingle: (Time is running out for my salvation.) Free Breakfast Coupons: (Your social security check won't cut it, babe!) Meet Russian Single Men: (Desperate old women needed to nurse crotchety, decrepit old men. ) Meet Amazing Singles Over 50: (It's amazing that you're still alive and wa ...
I see on TV the dating site Christian mingle . Com get to know someone before u take the first step what's the first step l'm serious never dated much is there a second step?
Alright I am almost thirty three. I think it may be time to grow up. Still single so maybe I should try this christian mingle thing. I hear that is where Charley Sheen finds all his lady's.
Is wondering if that absolutely perfect couple on the Christian Mingle dating site commercial is a real couple or paid actors i mean c'mon that looks like a fairy tale, the only thing missing is the happily ever after, the end part.
Tried to sign up for Christian mingle but they don't ask what your sexual orientation is. The nerve Lmao
What if after those Christian Mingle commercials, they ran Muslim Mingle, Jewish Mingle, Buddhist Mingle and Atheist Mingle commercials?
Thinking about setting up a Christian Mingle account.
i just joined CHRISTIAN MINGLE. wish me luck!!!
"I met my drug dealer on christian mingle"
Sara: "Did you know that there is a Juggalo dating site?" Joe: "Christian Mingle?"
"I've been to a couple of Churches" Where if I talk to a girl, people start looking at me funny. No wonder we have "Christian Mingle" (nothing against them) and all these Dating Sites. There's so much prejudgment going around "that something healthy" has become polarized.
Bill Maher's closing new rule from Friday night: And finally, New Rule: The Sparkletts guy must tell me why nobody talks around the water cooler anymore. But, wait, I think I know why. It’s because as a culture we don’t have enough in common anymore. And that’s because the Internet, which was supposed to unite the world, has become too adept at serving us personalized content. Do you know what I saw on Yahoo’s front page this morning? No, you don’t, because mine isn’t the same as yours. People get newsfeeds now that just spit back customized stories based on what we’ve clicked on in the past. So, I, for example, might see a lot of stories about pot, American history, and, of course “Christian Mingle.” Whereas, Ted Nugent just gets ads for Prozac and bullets. So, yes, welcome to the brave new world of micro-targeting which – look, admittedly is often harmless. No one gets hurt if my computer tells me, “You bought ‘James Taylor’s Greatest Hits.’ You might also enjoy this pillow a ...
My mom told me I need to start being more religious so I opened up my own christian mingle profile.
if u think my mama is Sexy u can find her on "CHRISTIAN MINGLE"
I'm single and ready to Christian Mingle!
Mary Magdalene would be a great Christian Mingle avatar.
Has anyone tried out any of the dating websites? Comment and let me know of your experience. I am looking for a "boo" I think I am going to give a couple of these sites a try. (Gonna do a "post diary" lol this should be interesting lol) Top 5 Dating Websites: 1. Zoosk 2. Match.com 3. eHarmony 4. Our Time. 5. Christian Mingle
I met your mom on Christian mingle...
I kind of laugh as there is spam on my feed for a Republican against "ObamaCare"...I guess I can file this with Zoosk or any dating site (Christian Mingle) as really targeting the wrong person.
For 6 dollars a share you can own stock in Spark networks the company who own online dating sites like Christian Mingle ha. Funny how dating of any variety has become so lucrative. Apparently if you insert God into the equation according to their earnings press release you'll see a 25% increase in revenues. I'm not sure what to think.
Lupe Hernandez just told me to go on Christian Mingle or Black People Meet to find my prom date . 😂😂😂😂 Lmfao , done with life
What the heck did I buy, click on, research that I am suddenly getting tons of e-mails from Ashley Madison, "the world's leading married dating service for discreet encounters?" Also getting ads for Christian Mingle and J-Date. Guess I need to be more careful!
That moment when the Christian Mingle song comes on the radio.
I just asked wifey if it was OK for me to get a profile on christian mingle .com .now my phone is cracked in about 13 pieces ...lol !!! I guess that means no .
I think I'm gonna try Christian Mingle! Maybe there's a good christian man on there!!!
I love how the one time I hear someone with the name Andrea and they share the same pronunciation as me: it's in a Christian Mingle commercial. Lol, why is my name so difficult for everyone?
I think I might need to just join Christian mingle..
I wonder if somebody ever got Catfished through Christian Mingle.
Am I the only one who giggles because Christian Mingle runs endless ads during Ancient Aliens?
Just joined Christian mingle. So excited for what The Lord has in store for me
Gotta love the online dating site commercials. Sure, I know some people have trouble finding a match the traditional way, but Christian Mingle? I'm sorry.that one makes me laugh. "God brought us together...blah blah blah." uh-no...the website brought you together under the pretense of $50 a month until you find someone. Can we say waste of money? What more can people come up with? *rolls eyes*
Well I tried Christian Mingle for a month...it was a total disappointment!! Still very thankful for God's protection!!
It's Sunday y'all know wat that mean Christian mingle here I come
Holy God I may travel to Mishawaka on my vacation.on Christian mingle seen this cute woman whos a nurse assistant. ...if she worked at same hospital I do id be in constant cardiac arrest!!!
I realized I look better in profile pictures if I do not smile. Whenever I smile for my profile pic I look like an ad for Christian Mingle.
Christian Mingle. Isn't God busy enough now he has to help people get together???
Need some help people. Don't know if I want to join Christian Mingle or Farmers only . Com or just get a gold membership to redtube
so against my better judgement, I joined Christian mingle.what a waste of time and money
I always get suggested to use Christian Mingle on here. .Do I look that desperate or do they think im a sinner?
How in the *** you steal some one credit card to buy a year subscription to Christian Mingle
Last night a guy told me he's looking for love on Christian mingle. I then told him the story about how I was banned from that site for making a profile with a plain awful bio about sex,drugs, and rock music. I started laughing hysterically until I realized he was being serious. He then preceded to then lecture me. LOL AT MY LIFE .*FACEPALM*
That commercial from Christian mingle gets on my nerves--especially when the woman emotionally calls the guy her second chance. Ladies, you can make your own chances. Maybe she is his second chance. I so want women to be self sufficient and love themselves before they join their lives with a partner-- male or female.
Ok I joined Christian mingle. Just want to get out there and meet someone again. Working these theatre hours doesn't give me much of a social life.
There certainly seems to be a lot of specialty internet dating sites. Let's stack them up. We have Farmers Only .com because city folk just don't get it. There is Christian Mingle .com and Our Time .com. Our Time is for old farts while in Christian Mingle you better know Jesus.There are dating sites for African Americans, there's E Harmony.com and also Match .com.These latter two are both bragging they are responsible for more marriages than other dating sites. Hmm soon they will be responsible for more divorces than other dating sites.
I need to find God's match for me.Christian Mingle lol ^_^
Alright, I keep thinking about ways I can make extra money. Just saw an ad for Christian Mingle. Maybe I should start my own online service. I could call it *** s Hook-Up or maybe Lucifer's Meat Market.
Just got done filln out my profile on christian mingle..
Here we go! I just scrolled across an ad for Match.com. It asked, "What's your type?". Check this out...if you are desperate enough to use a website like that, then anyone should be your type. Since we're on the subject, what's with these other sites like Christian Mingle and FarmersOnly? Don't Christians, "Mingle" once a week? And what could the social template be for wanting to meet another farmer? "Must like farms". Kill yourself.
I know I am officially a bitter old woman because every single time a Christian Mingle commercial comes on, I have to leave the room before I start screaming profanities.
For the last three weeks all my emails have been heinously spammed. But instead of the hundreds of "Meet Black Singles" and "Earn Top Dollar at Home" messages I was getting at first, now I'm bombarded with "Better Ways to Rent a Private Jet" and "Christian Mingle". They are madly searching back and forth on the continuum for my demographic but they just keep missing it.
Is anyone else offended when Christian Mingle claims to know and have "gods match?"
So we tested Christian Mingle (a dating site) posing as single christians of good faith (lmfao) and discovered it was full of married women and men looking to get laid. Couples looking for threesomes and swingers. Old men looking for very young women. There were even christian women looking to trade sex for money. It's like any other dating site but this one is ok by their god. Lol. Funny people. There were even couples looking for a second guy for the husband to play with. I thought door number two and *** couplings was a no no to their god. Go check it out and have a laugh. Seriously.
Niggaz need to stop using SL and IMVU as Christian Mingle
I just asked my wonderful son this question: Stephen, why do I keep getting mail from "Meet Me" & "Christian Mingle"...they are dating services I think, which I never signed up for...and his answer was..."people like you mom don't belong on the internet"!!! Now, I swear I didn't sign up for this...does anyone else receive mail like this?
Sometimes things just don't work out that's life. Anyways.Freshly single Christian mingle?? Lol
NEW CHRISTIAN MINGLE THEME SONG: "All the mingle ladies? All the mingle ladies. Put your hands up - to Jesus."
Humans have truly made a joke out of religion. Please just listen to the words in these Christian Mingle Commercials. "I'm glad god is using all the necessary tools to find my mate" or how about the slogan " Christian Mingle. Finding gods match for me". we got super rich preachers out here driving $250,000 cars and if you say anything bad about them around someone who happens to be a member of their congregation they jump to the pastors defense and are *** near ready to fight. They are facing eviction and their pastor has a 6 car garage. And a helipad. And a plane. And dumb amounts of jewelry. I believe the creator should be worshipped. God is the reason for all. But it seems like all we do is use gods name to capitalize and gain unsuspecting peoples trust. So the next time a religious person thinks I'm an atheist just because I don't associate myself with a religion I'm gonna tell them to go look in the mirror. Or go look at their pastors crib. Or go look at a Christian Mingle Commercial. But of coarse . ...
These *** on Christian mingle .the struggle is real lmmfao Alana McClellan
So there's Christian Mingle. Who wants to join me in starting up Atheist Intermix? Oh and I'm open to better names ... thesaurus.com was not very helpful.
Christian Mingle keeps sending me emails! Really? Let's see. How would this ad start? "Open *** Wiccan man in his early 40's, who is in a committed relationship, seeking." Nope, I don't see them approving this ad, so stop emailing me!
BTW, my ex actually did go on a date with Satan after connecting with him through Christian Mingle dot com but the night did NOT go well. Yeah, she scared him off.
If Jesus was online dating would he use Jdate or Christian Mingle?
Haven't been on a date in a while. Think I'm gonna try my luck with Christian Mingle or farmers only.com
Clearly Christian Mingle thinks they have a service that fills a need I must have. I think I will start a profile a see where it leads. Wonder if it will stop the spams emails?!?!?!?
will someone please tell me why there are commercials for scientology? And Christian Mingle? Oh, americans. Sigh
I just thought of a great jingle for that Christian Mingle outfit that advertises excessively on TV "Join Christian Mingle and get a Christian tingle in your Christian dingle." OK, I guess I'm going to *** now for sure.
An old friend told me that my ex recently logged on to Christian Mingle dot com to find God's perfect match for her. The website gave her Satan. [battaboom, tchuh] I crack me up.
The things you can experience in a coffee shop...pretty sure the couple behind me were on their first "match.com/christian mingle/pof/whatever meet in a public place" date. From the sound of it, I think it could be a match.
" Christian Mingle.what could be better than Jesus as your matchmaker!? "
Drake: you should join christian mingle and find gods match for you me: tss i will just get matched up with weirdos.gods trying to tell me something lol hmm.Drake what are YOU trying to tell me? lol
Every time I see "Christian Mingle" commercial I cannot help but to laugh. 😜
Proof that Christian mingle works my brother met his boyfriend on there gotta love life's little ironies.
Just joined Christian mingle. Com. Looking for a Christian man to hang with. Time to mingle, do the right thing Melissa Legrand. Holla!
Endings and Beginnings part 2. I suppose it's place where we always are, every second of every minute of everyday. Our last breath and then the next. Breathe out, breathe. Always there. It seems however to be a place right now with huge focus for me. Mom passing, kids growing up... and then the end of Psych - my "job" - and the great family that came with it. New beginnings... I don't linger there long however, thinking about "what's been," but instead excited to explore what "what will be." Part of that journey is to continue making my films like Christian Mingle (and other great ones in development - more on that in days ahead) but also simply be on the lookout for a new series. When I started out there were 3 places you could "be on TV" - ABC, CBS, and my home for years NBC. Then came Fox, and now about a hundred more including Internet channels on Amazon, Netflix and the rest. Hundreds! And with them, hundreds of new shows, and hopefully great parts. But I find myself, especially at this time in ...
Everyone. Sign up for Christian mingle,seem to be a super Christian,take someone on a date but actually take them to a rave. open their mind✨
I feel like I should be concerned about the number of Christian mingle spam emails I receive
Told my mama I was gonna go on Christian mingle to find a husband. & she told me to just go to a pool hall.
"He's single and wants to Christian mingle"
DBU is it's own version of Christian mingle I swear.
Just read that Duluth, GA is one of the top 10 cities to meet a black man online. you on Christian Mingle?
"About to make a Christian mingle acount " whyy
About to make a Christian mingle acount
Christian Mingle is His Official matchmaking service on earth.
Really happy I signed up on Christian Mingle .com
You see, The way my Christian Mingle account is set up.
Bru said Christian mingle..Lmbo heck no
Everyone come follow me on Christian mingle
ugh the nerve!! Lol wow jerk!! Maybe Karla right we gotta join Christian mingle lol
I got a feeling, that Christian Mingle dating site, is a *** spot.
Every add on every website I'm on is for Zoosk, Christian Mingle, or eHarmony. How do they know?!
Gonna have to sign up for Christian mingle bc there's really no other options rn
Dear CNN: I'm bored with the syrupy Christian Mingle ads every 15 minutes--this isn't Fox News. If you're not careful, I'll switch to MSNBC.
Is that Mark Paul Gosselaar narrating the Christian Mingle commercials?
Say I if you think that Christian Mingle is the same as Zoosk, eHarmony, and every other dating app. I don't see the difference.
they keep sending me Christian Mingle.
stahp he's a singe Christian ready to mingle 😂
"Are you a Christian?", Yes "Are you single?" Yes "Then Christian mingle is just for you!!" No.I don't want to mingle lol
Finna hop on that Christian Mingle real quick 😂👐
Forget Christian mingle I'm taking my talents to world of war craft
I hate it when I accidentally use my Grindr password for my Christian Mingle account.
Lol when your phone goes off and you think its a text and you get geeked but its just an email saying join Christian Mingle
I'm gonna go on Christian Mingle and find myself a nice Jewish wife.
Kachè was trying some Christian mingle mess in Art History 😂😂✋ nope nope nope
no prob w/online dating. Just not christian mingle
Thirst level so critical, find me faded spittin game on christian mingle tonight
My cousin just suggested that I try Christian Mingle or Eharmony...
I'm about to sign up to Christian mingle
My Christian Mingle avi is the chick from the exorcist.
About to go on Christian mingle. Brb
Ohhh you like a man of color. Respect. There could be better ways than dm maybe omegle or Christian mingle ❤😻
I do believe I just got hit on by a *** on Christian Mingle via email. So that's my Friday night.
Whomever signed me up for JDate and Christian Mingle and Ourtime. Well played.
ok farmers only it is then... you're not pure enough to be on Christian mingle I'm sorry
*checks Christian Mingle page while waiting on hooker*
My mom told me to sign up for Christian mingle. K mom.
Im sick of all of my friends who want to create a Christian Mingle acct for me. Like, what the *** !
Be careful if you sign up with Christian Mingle and do an auto renewal. I decided to quit the site and missed the deadline by a day and they would not refund my 56.97 that they took for the next 3 months!! My bad I guess, but I will never go their again. There is no reason why they can't refund, it's just their company policy.
Walked into Yard Birds today and someone said "Yup, i gotta new lady in my life, met her on christian mingle".. proceeded to leave. lmao
So if u was on Christian Mingle. What would be your first question
Whoever signed me up for the subscription to InStyle magazine the joke is on you. Thanks to you and whoever signed me up for Christian Mingle I have decided to meet a good Catholic girl and live fabulously ever after!
I went on Christian Mingle and kept asking myself, who would Jesus do?
Lmfao!!! Stupid chicks anyways lmao they should be. Trying christian mingle lmao
*** when did I join Christian mingle??? Feels like a Sunday with all this Jesus Crap..
Christian mingle and any other christian dating sites are of the world.
So aside from the constant emails I receive from Jdate, Christian mingle, and Black People Meet, I also got an email from Groupon for a colon hydro-cleanse. Time for a new email address.
Random thoughts: 1. I wonder if there are many dyslexic accountants. 2. I want to create a fake Christian Mingle account under the name "Levi Liebowitz" and see what happens.
Hannah is looking forward to this christian mingle
No Madonna, no Beyonce, this 10 year anniversary of an amazing nip-slip superbowl is gonna be so boring. I hope there are some good Christian mingle commercials, those are a hoot.
Christian mingle: because God wants you to fornicate.
This social media *** my boy all on Christian Mingle snatchin um up. lol christians nd love to!
I have like 10 days left on Christian Mingle. I paid for the six month deal, never met one soul. I won't be renewing.
I bet it b all perverts on Christian mingle
Westboro Baptist Church Dating.com Much like christian mingle, except strictly for *** couples.
I'm totally 100% for dating... Get to know the person... as for these dating sites like EHarmony and Christian Mingle ETC. I'm not against it because I believe in you doing it the way that floats your boat! BUT for your safety when you meet someone for the first time MEET THEM IN A PUBLIC PLACE lol Real Talk. . Because if something was to go wrong at least your around a lot of people and if somebody's lil ole granny is there she will call 911 lol.. :)
I got my girl off of Christian mingle lol
What's with all the spam from Christian Mingle Dating (Sex) Site all of a sudden? I guess it's winter time and and the Christians are horny. Sorry not interested. LOL
So um I created a christian mingle for the fun of it. Lol. Lets see how this turns out O.o
I love how they have Christian Mingle commercials saying how its hard for single parents to meet new partners. uhhh. in the bible its a sin to divorce and also a sin to have sex before marriage.. so if your living the good christian life how the *** are yew a single parent looking for a new partner. ugh hippocrites.
A close friend suggested that I try, "Christian Mingle". What would you do?
No pop up's I dont want to join christian mingle nor young asins... wtff!?!?! Can I just look at pintrest please.
How come on these Christian Mingle commercials they don't let the men talk?? Does that mean women are the devil? :-P
Wow! So many things to remark on here, not the least of which is the magnificent creativity of our family! Thoughts: 1. A single line of a poem and some 1200 plus "comments" or thoughts added to that line, and if you read through them, as I've done - all of them - you can see the very fabrics that weaved together create our community here. Beautiful replies, those of deep faith, ones of fear, some silly and others just plain absurd (in the greatest senses) I now know you better! I know my family here. The other day I said one of the great things about what I gain from our relationship is, through you, having a ear to the ground, hearing you, from all walks of life. You are outside the strange bubble I often find myself in because of what I do. 2. I am not alone. With each of your additions to the poem I related each - on some level. In short, your thoughts are my thoughts and as I said the other day, your fears are my fears, your pain is my pain, your faith is my faith, your hopes are my hopes, ...
America's Amanda Knox was convicted in Italy today of stabbing her female college roommate to death for refusing to engage in a sexual foursome. She's safely in America after a previous court acquitted her. In the spirit of fair play, even Christian Mingle sets her up with OJ Simpson
Thinking about joining Christian mingle so I can find somebody with morals.
I wonder what Mary Magdalen's Christian Mingle profile would look like.
Joined the Christian Mingle dating site today... Going through the profiles and asking myself, "Who would Jesus do?" Lol
Hey, lady on the Christian Mingle commercial who chokes up and holds back tears just before you say, "He's my second chance.": Really? Seriously?
Nothing personal, not even against Christian Mingle, but asking anyway. What does religion have to do love?
Ok so i just wanna set this clear and straight.. why the f**k are a lot of ppl sending me messages like "oh do you have a boyfriend" "can i date you" "can you be mine".. like no tf you cannot.. this is not zoosk.. nor christian mingle nor okcupid nor eharmony.. wanna date someone please do yourself the favor and go to any site i just recommended you and leave me alone please.. with all due respect.. please leave me alone and stop asking silly questions.. thank you...
I think I am spending too much time at home... Christian Mingle . Com is starting to look good!
Match, eHarmony, Christian Mingle, Farmers Only.hm? which one to try first?! :) lol
I'm the only person in my 4th period with no valentine ... Sum ain right that's why I hopped on that Christian mingle lol -gnfb
Love living in Bozeman!! May just have to become a Bobcat if I stay here any longer. Only downfall is the girls but my Christian Mingle account should take care of that!! Look me up ladies ;)
So, Im thinking of posing as recovering sex addict and making a profile on Christian mingle just to see where that goes 6) Wrong?
I dont know how this happened but someone used my phone last night to go on christian mingle .com ...
Attention Christian mingle... If god wanted you two to meet I think he'd find a better way than the internet. Just say'n
Christian Mingle answers the question, "Who does God want me to bone?"
Commercial for Christian Mingle on. Jed: I wonder if I can find a sexy lady on there. Me: I don't think Christian Mingle is for you. Jed: Why? Me: Because you aren't Christian. Jed: Oh. I thought you were going to say because I'm 9.
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"I'm this close to joining Christian mingle..."
I love the fact that "Christian Mingle" advertises during "Archer" on FX - however, they may want to revisit their marketing strategy...
"Is this a GOP rebuttal or an infomercial for Christian Mingle?"
We both wanted a relationship, we did not want to be second string in the relationship, we gave up our information online at Christian mingle and we paid a small fee and checked messages regularly. We broke through the ice and created a bond. We knew other success stories and wanted one too. We did not want to be single and we both want to give back, we knew that we don't throw a good thing away and at minimum we give each other a chance not dismissing because of small issues and we are willing to share what works with other couples. This is our success story.
Okay, was that a GOP response, or a Christian Mingle commercial?
Lol even on Christian mingle I see the devil
Sometimes I wonder if Christian Mingle or Eharmony would help me find my soulmate...lol
Despite sitting on the couch next to my sleeping boyfriend, despite not being in a church (except for weddings) in a couple years and despite being so pale I am almost clear, FB thinks I would be interested in Christian Mingle and Black People Meet. I think I would disappoint some people on the latter.
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I love these sect web sites popping up. Like where blacks meet or Christian mingle. I want to make my own. Where *** and johns meet. Wait there is already a Craig's list.
Im settin up a profile on christian mingle lmao
The difference correct spelling makes: I suggest "Christian Mingle" to a friend and someone said try "SATIN mingle." I proceeded to ask that person if it was a dating site for clothing enthusiasts? Win much?
CHRISTIAN MINGLE . COM NAME: Hannah Anderson AGE: 21 INTERESTS: Overweight kittens, farms in Michigan, and ungodly cold weather. The following clip expresses her obsession with the movie FROZEN. lol
So I guess putting that pic of my junk on Christian Mingle wasn't the right approach...
Well I think its time I find Jesus. I just signed up for Christian mingle I think its a good start!
I don't watch the show with the 3 geeks and Kelly cuoko but i just saw an episode and the Indian kids sister wowee ... i need my mom to check if she's on Christian mingle
F.U. Christian mingle, what stupid ads you have. "He was my second chance". Seriously. Just slightly less corny than "he completes me"
Does anyone know if SEC basketball is noted for having single and religious viewers? So far there have been JDate and Christian Mingle ads during the MU game.
Does anyone know of a service that will help me write my Christian Mingle profile? The guy who helped with my Afromance profile said it wasn't his cup of tea. Thanks!
Apparently I should sign up for Christian Mingle so I can meet single Christian men. Thanks dad...
I just made me a Christian Mingle ..Hey!!! lol
Lol im finna make me a christian mingle account.
I'm not going on Christian mingle I'm going civil WHOOP WHOOP
If u on Christian mingle trying to Date
Hispanicbusiness.com talks to Home Theater Films, Corbin on our newest production Christian Mingle.
If I see one more Christian Mingle commercial or get another email from them I'm gonna go insane lol.
The guy on the commercial for christian mingle looks and sounds like a HUGE ***
I met my girlfriend on Christian mingle dawt com
I heard Christian mingle makes you pay for a membership tssk...Church folks always want an offering.
...as you know, I'm not only a writer, teacher, comedian, stain on the species...I sometimes dabble in Ottawa's sizzling improv scene. THIS FRIDAY NIGHT...I'm bringing the thunder to the Gladstone Theatre. While I won't be IN the show, I'm privileged to have been invited to deliver the concluding midnight monologue. Not since Reagan's "Tear down this wall" and the "Gettysburg Address" have words been connected in such a way to inspire emotion. What emotions? You'll have to find out by attending. Just click the "Christian Mingle" ad below for all the details you'll ever need!
So I find out my credit card # got stolen today because my bank statement says I just signed up for "Christian Mingle." Some Christian.
My Mom said to me the other day while at supper, "You should join Christian Mingle (Christian Mingle? Seriously!!), The guys on there just want to find a nice girl", So I just laughed. But Seriously just because I am still single it does not mean I am looking, I am quite happy with my life, but thanx Mom.
Miracle spring water and christian mingle... probably 2 of the biggest slaps in the face to GOD ive ever seen.
Do anybody else got a Christian Mingle Account?
Christian Mingle. A website for all those people who, when you think of dating them, all you can say is Good God ;)
Need a good woman. Any takers? Bout to try Christian mingle lmao...psych.
I wonder if anybody ever got catfished through Christian mingle lol
I hope this new year I will meet a beautiful and kindhearted woman that will make me happy. B cuz I'm tired of being alone.I'm not a single type of guy it sux balls big tyme...i should try Christian mingle. Com...But I have faith that I know her already...but she not ready.Come forward I don't bite...
I would definitely show up at a Christian Mingle meet naked. It's the way god made us right?
Christian Mingle is a lot more fun if you utilize it for white slavery and human trafficking. Hashtag blessed. :)
Charles and Ms. Everett totally met on Christian Mingle.
*My little sister after seeing a Christian Mingle commercial* "I wouldn't trust that website. What if a Jew got on there?!" 😂😂😂
Christian Mingle chick is pretty hot too. I should start going back to Church.
Christian mingle pick up lines still crack me up tbh
Mary Jane needs to go on Christian Mingle and leave this trifling fool alone.
Tonight's commercial lineup is alternating David's Bridal, Christian Mingle and Pampers ads -- I've been targeted.
your mom meet Wayne on Christian mingle?!?
"As scared as I was, Christian Mingle made it so easy" that commercial sounds like my mom
“Taylor has a Christian mingle account ? Same” i do?
Talked to a girl at church, I call that Christian mingle
Christian mingle failed me so imma go try that website now. Thank you lol
Taylor has a Christian mingle account ? Same
“Send me nudes via Christian Mingle” I don't you liked bibles without the book cover. Naughty
I'm guessing Christian Mingle isn't the place to look for a little slap and tickle
Someone just left a voicemail on our number mentioning “Christian Mingle” and “Jasmine”.
yes you are dude...I'm reading about it right now on your Christian Mingle bio page
Christian Mingle sounds more like a backup QB at LSU than a dating website
*desperately signs up for Christian Mingle, eHarmony, and okCupid*
Just met up with my cousin Gweniffer on Christian Mingle dot com. She don't even taste bad!
I'm going to "Christian Mingle .Com" lol I'm lonely . Lol Jk I don't need a website.
My mom said she couldn't date anyone off Christian mingle because she couldn't introduce them to me because I cuss too much. Uh, rude.
When Christian Mingle's commercial says "Find God's perfect match for you", they should follow up with "Because you KNOW he's got that wifi"
" Christian mingle is this vehicle god used to bring my wife and I together " did I seriously just hear that on a commercial ?
Get on Christian mingle those girls are ***
I want to sign up to christian mingle...and just be myself. Lol
Sick of being single. So I hit up Christian mingle. Tangle and tingle. End of jingle
Single and ready 2 christian mingle
I first met my boyfriend on Christian Mingle.
*silence* Well let me see if I still got that Christian Mingle account... 😳😭😂.
I don't think Jesus wants you whoring around on Christian mingle.
I'd like to nail you so hard you don't wake up for three days. - rejected Christian Mingle bio
Go follow Blake's account on Christian mingle
I'm gonna sign up on Christian Mingle. That's where I'll find the freaks
I need to get Jenna on Christian Mingle so the betch can finally get laid
My spam box is full of jdate and christian mingle ads. What about me screams single and vaguely religious?
The 2k14 utpa follow train has begun. Eharmony, Christian mingle and adult friend finder have nothing on …
I don't get no love on my Christian Mingle account..😕
I wanna sign up at Christian Mingle site. I don't think church babes would curve a *** Gotta be a scripture about that in Revelations
I've always wanted to sign up for Christian Mingle and make my profile picture Roseanne Barr as She-Devil or Sally Field as the Flying Nun.
Recent spam to sneak into my inbox includes Christian Mingle, Hair Club and ExtenZe. Great job, targeted advertising programs!
St Judes and Sarah McLachlan's animal commercials.. followed by Christian Mingle. Trifecta of throat punches.
Getting ready to join Christian Mingle and let Jesus find me my perfect man. I had no idea Jesus is online and finding people romantic interludes. What a heathen I am. Why did I not think that Jesus is smarter than the rest of us and is the master of online dating, texting, sexting, chatting and such. Silly me! Who needs Ricky Lake or Dr. Laura or such shows when Jesus is providing entertainment and matchmaking on a website. Life is looking up. Christianity seems so exciting! Cutting edge. On the edge. It is the edge! Go Christian Mingle! Thanks for showing Jesus the light and bringing us a hotter God and red-hot website!
I swear to god If I see 1 more "Christian Mingle" advertisement I'll shove a bendy straw in my nose.
my mom just told me to join Christian Mingle.
I wonder if anyone gets on Christian Mingle just looking to hook-up??
I hate Erika and Brigid is now signed up for Christian mingle and eharmony
Asked ma sister if I should join Christian Mingle. Her response continuous laughter and almost choked on her drink 😐
I was going to go out tonight, but this tether on my ankle says otherwise... *Creates Christian Mingle profile
Christian Mingle??? Now they got a farming mingle commercial I'm done if you can't seek God and let him send you the 1 you need to be single
Just sitting at home in my rabbit fur hat watching college football, thinking about signing up for Christian Mingle..
“he gone have to change”ain't no need to change if they from Christian mingle
"If it hadn't been for Christian Mingle, we would have never met." ... Yes 'cause God doesn't have that kind of power..
So if sex is a sin somebody please explain 'Christian mingle' to me?
When Ethan grows up he wants to do Christian mingle because. . 1. He's a christian. 2. He's ready to mingle.
Maybe I should get on Christian Mingle. I did go to church on Christmas Eve.
I'm Bout to Get me a Christian mingle account. I need a woman with some Jesus in her life
"They're kising on Christian mingle. Unholy!"-
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