First Thoughts

Christian Mingle

Lacey Chabert

Luke Rockhold on Tinder: "This is not Christian Mingle, this is not Farmers Only."
The heathen girl in Christian Mingle is corrupting the audience/her date by teaching them to eat sushi.
I wonder if Charles Manson has updated his profile on Christian Mingle yet?
Christian Mingle made a movie. Morgan Fairchild is in it. This is true.
Just in case you were wondering, yes there's actually 2 people named Christian Mingle on whitepages. You're welcome.
She said the guys on Christian Mingle anit gone do it they not Hood Enough
Decided to make a Christian Mingle instead πŸ™ it's Gods choice πŸ˜‚
Christian Mingle poppin' right now tho, my profile lit
Watching this Christian Mingle commercial and I don't think I know any grown adults that actually believe in soul mates. (I could be wrong?)
I got the kind of friend that makes me Christian mingle accounts.. Ight
Victoria just told me she's going to set me up on Christian mingle cause I need a nice church boy πŸ˜’
signing up for Christian Mingle now
you should just open your own business, put eHarmony and Christian mingle out of business!
paw is single like a Pringle and ready to Christian mingle
excuse me while I go join Christian mingle & find gods perfect match for me πŸ˜‚
I keep getting these emails from christian mingle and I've never subscribed to anything. Uhh, God- is this one of your 'mysterious ways'?
Tol her *** she bedda b on Christian n DAS ALL
just wanna fast forward to when I meet my wife on christian mingle
lol I'll check christian mingle out first
Christian Mingle . com... when you don't like God's plan for you to remain single and childless.
If there's a Christian mingle is there an Atheist mingleΒΏΒΏ??
when your manager comes up to you and complains about relationship probz and your response was to just join Christian mingle πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Dylan just suggested that I make a profile on Christian mingle πŸ˜‘
I'm like Christian Mingle bringing people together over here. Just way nastier.
when you're trying to show both sides of you for your Christian mingle account
i think i might have to get on Christian Mingle to find my husband cause it's hard out here for a virgin . πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ‘β€
Should I sign up for Christian Mingle y/n/m
Looks like the hours I've been logging on Christian mingle are finally paying off
Christian Mingle: The Movie is happening: 5 Things to know about it
Is 3rd base considered finger penetration to any hole? I don't want to look like an *** in this Christian Mingle profile.
I'mma sign up for Christian mingle .
I think ima make Christian mingle fr yo
Victor make me a Christian mingle account
On reflection, "Pulse optional" was not the best phrase to put on my Christian mingle profile.
this should be your new Christian mingle profile picture
"I just want somebody,to treat me like somebody." Christian-mingle .com
I have a very thorough Christian Mingle account set up
I like setting people up from the Christian mingle site with people from the craigslist personals no strings attached se…
"sure yeah i'm all about helping u find the right match on Christian Mingle. i have literally nothing better to do." -God
Joey Detzi just told and I that we should join Christian mingle. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Hi! I'm Not Christian and I don't want to mingle. Please don't email me again. I'm taken anyway but thanks ❀️
Apparently I'm incapable of finding Gods match w/o expert help πŸ˜‘ Thanks for the concern Mom & Dad, but I WON'T be joining Christian Mingle.
First we get eharmony, then they step it up and get Christian mingle and *** now they threw in a dating site for farmers only!πŸ‘
Christian Mingle Update. Since being reinstated by taking " I eat babies and chant to Satan" off my profile " I've found that saying that I've had my tonsils out twice hasn't seemed to impress a single woman.
Was christian mingle now it's farmers only. Smh with these dating websites.
I told mom I wouldn't mind a boyfriend next year and she said why don't you go on Christian Mingle πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
when you find your pastor on Christian Mingle>
My grandpa just told Alex is was about time she goes on Christian Mingle. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­
Add me on christian mingle: Jesuslover556
Dear Christian Mingle...I have already found God's match for me...that's a pretty bold claim you're making there !
It all started when joe met Mary on Christian mingle. God bless baby Jesus.
just saw a Christian mingle commercial get on that
that's it. Time to make me a Christian mingle πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Lmao Aracely wants to make me a Christian mingle account so bad lmfao im not even christian πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜©
My dad really just told me I need to go on Christian Mingle... I want him to leave me alone πŸ˜‚
Farmers Only commercial followed by Date Asian commercial, then a Russian mail order bride commercial. Where was Christian Mingle in there?
Pretty positive I'll be single the rest of my life. Christian mingle were you at
My friends hot AF ladies he's single and ready to mingle or add him on Christian mingle @ dirtyd
After explaining Grindr to my mother, she says, β€œoh, so it’s like Christian Mingle”. Um…more like the exact opposite of Christian Mingle.
And the Christian Mingle movie was written & directed by Corbin Bernsen?!? (Attn:
This is the imdb description of the Christian Mingle movie. I *have* to see this. πŸ˜‚
Electronic Device Insurance
Guys I looked Connor up on imdb and he's also in the Christian Mingle movie. :( :( how is that even a movie tho
Guy that makes a video for his Christian Mingle account but plays the music too loud.
My aunt got me a Christian mingle account... How is your Christmas going?
Pickup lines on Christian mingle- Hey do you receive communion at church because you have the body of Christ.πŸ˜‰
well get U a good Godly cougar and go to Christian mingleπŸ˜‚
it's okay. I'll get you an account on Christian mingle and we can fix that problem!
Just met someone who actually met their boyfriend on Christian mingle
ya! every one check out my Christian mingle account!!! can't wait to meet new boys!
β€œGot my uncle some suspenders and ugly pants he's so hot tho he have a Christian mingle??
Ya wang Christian mingle ? And janelle what I only date blacks . Com πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Christian Mingle is gonna get this young saint
My dad just told me to sign up for Christian Mingle. Happy holidays to you and yours βœŒπŸ˜‘
Y'all make me want to make a Christian mingle
"Screw tinder. Christian mingle is fire." -...
*My cousin brings a get home*. Uncle Keith: How did yall meet?. Me: Christian Mingle. My Grandma: I thought they met on farmers get lonely πŸ˜‚
unlimited calling, voip, phone service
β€œyou have my heart bae ;)” who needs Christian mingle when I have her?ΒΏ
Lmao me and my lil kuzzin were stinging each other. He said thats why I saw ya ex on Christian mingle and she doin more than mangleing
I didn't need Christian mingle to find gods match for me 😏
my moms single hit her up on Christian mingle
I can only hope that is your Christian Mingle profile photo. And also that you are on Christian Mingle.
This man really got me signing him up for Christian mingle and he lying down...he said his body type is fine.
Be on Christian mingle like today I got time God
Should I sign Kaylee up for Christian eharmony or Craigslist? Hmm
If my relationship don't work out ima join Christian mingle. Think im playin
So my grandpa just asked me to see him up an account for christian mingle! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I'm crying laughing.
Mmm. A Mormon Church ad on my YouTube and a Christian Mingle one on FB... Don't they know what I search and post? Wrong audience! 😈
Christian Mingle ~ pairing up crazy cat ladies with dorks in sweater vests since 2010.
According to my bio I've BEEN a user of Christian mingle since 06'
Christian Mingle ~ Now with a section for anal enthusiasts!
I think Christian mingle is a better option for u
*** my Christian Mingle account got deactivated
it's alright dude , they got Christian mingle set up for you bruh
Can't believe there's such thing as Christian Mingle... Christian is a pimp!
ehh I think you should go with Christian mingle idk about farmers only ..
Wow so someone used my card to pay for this Christian mingle dating site and for some other crap in Arizona. I'm so upset and scared.
Mixing politics with sports is like inviting the Taliban to a Christian Mingle thanksgiving mixer.
My mother and sister just signed me up for Christian Mingle.
Joining Christian mingle so that I can find God's match for me :-)
Add me on christian mingle and let's get the ball rolling.
This one time my cousins and I thought it'd be funny to make a fake Christian Mingle account and I still get emails from it so jokes on me
Hate seeing yall relationship statuses on here.. This aint that type of party go on Christian mingle πŸ˜‘
β€œWhy am I getting emails from Christian mingle” they wanna find you a good christian lol
Why am I getting emails from Christian mingle
She met her new husband on christian mingle. She caught him cheating on her with a girl he met on eHarmony!
I wanna join Christian mingle. just to turn him atheist
In my spare time, I like to take walks in the park and stare at people's *** 😊 first line for my Christian mingle page.
I ben signed up for Christian mingle 😀
I ready to go on christian mingle. Yall gals aint holy.
When is it okay to use Christian mingle?
you do dumb they not gone have girl for girl on CHRISTIAN mingle πŸ˜‚
Guys dolly has a Christian mingle account
s/o to Christian Mingle, no idea where else Christians would go to fraternize with their own kind
My Christian Mingle profile says "I'm looking for a woman with long hair and soft skin, to pull and spank."
"Me and my bro made at bet seeing who can get laid first using a Christian Mingle .com.
β€œI'm about to update and activate the Christian Mingle profile somebody created for me without asking. LOLβ€πŸ˜
"Bet she can't praise dance like that with a *** in her"- that's gone be mine when I make a Christian Mingle. Lmfao
"Singles Ministry" = Your churches own real life Christian Mingle. lol
I'm put my brother on christian mingle forreal though. I want another niece && he ain't gettin no younger.
I'm finding my man on christian mingle πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚
*signing up my grandpa for Christian Mingle*. Me: Grandma, what are your thoughts on pre-marital sex?. Grandma: . Its good
and I would be the girl that gets in a fight and gets kicked off. I guess I'll just go on Christian mingle πŸ˜‚
Ladies: If your boyfriend ever uses the phrase "cray-cray" go ahead & renew your subscription to Christian Mingle becaus…
Is it *** tang', or *** ? I'm trying to update my Christian Mingle profile.
Finna make me a Christian Mingle account. .god helps those whom helps themselves
I think im gonna sign up for Christian Mingle. Because I got no game.
Joined the Christian Mingle dating site today... Going through the profiles and asking myself, 'Who would Jesus do?'
Not sure what to put in my bio for Christian mingle this is harder than it looks people.
Add me on Snapchat, IG, Christian mingle, Myspace. @ mothafcknjames
Maybe the man of my dreams is on Christian mingle.πŸ‘€
True! Ima get on Christian Mingle. Find me a reverend. Lol
They have BlackPeopleMeet and Christian Mingle, what about a dating page for Latinos and Catholics tf
"Be like where are you from?" "What do you mean be like where are you from what is this Christian mingle?"
Miranda just asked me if I wanted to make a Christian mingle
CNN has the worst commercials. Save the Tigers, Christian Mingle and some railroad.
can't , waiting for my match on Christian mingle ! !
That's what I did with OKCupid and Adult Friend Finder I MEAN CHRISTIAN MINGLE OH DAMMIT NOW I NEED TO MOVE AGAIN
Sign up on Christian Mingle. Use the code SHARP for a discount
Christian mingle, e harmony, black people meet, our time. Girl we have options
how big of a sin would it be to Catfish someone on Christian Mingle
I'm gunna sign you up for Christian mingle. Maybe you can find a nice man on there πŸ˜‚
maybe I'll try Christian mingle first. Or maybe farmers only
I don't know why all these guys are suddenly pursuing me, it's like real life Christian Mingle up in here
I'm signing up for Christian mingle πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ
ugh I'm so sorry, you should have prob tried Christian mingle lil shanny has an account πŸ™
A Christian Mingle commercial during a Richard Pryor concert movie. The imagination goes crazy thinking of the jokes he'd make about that.
Someone give me a username for my Christian mingle account
ayye el papi chulo trying to pick up chicks like if he's on Christian Mingle lol
The new Christian Mingle movie suuure looks good πŸ˜’
What's Christian Mingle, and do they serve pie?
A sister company to Christian Mingle called Christian Tingle. Like, Grindr for Christians.
The truth comes out and I met each other on Christian mingle.
Being at NGU I should probably get a christian mingle. That's like our tinder πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Someone DM/text/Kik/hmu on christian mingle idk do something to entertain me πŸ˜”
Watch the official CHRISTIAN MINGLE: THE MOVIE trailer now! Starring Lacey Chabert. In select theaters this October!
Somebody stole my credit card info and used it to buy a Christian Mingle subscription among other things. ***
"Ayo, snap this pic for me real quick, cuh. I'm tryna impress dis thick nun on Christian Mingle"
I can’t wait to see my friend Corbin Bernsen’s new movie Christian Mingle. (Which he wrote and directed, by the... http:/…
Christian Mingle is a good place to avoid Ebola. No one there exchanges bodily fluids.
Candace told me not to sign up for Christian mingle
No way 'christian mingle' is an actual film coming outπŸ˜‚
It's Christian Mingle night at the bar.
my Christian mingle screen name is holy_load69
There's a movie about Christian Mingle coming out. So, when do we get the Farmer's Only movie?
Shiid I bout get me a Christian Mingle account 😩
Lmao Paola probably taking the Christian mingle tutorial right now
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I know this ain't Christian mingle but like pls
Add me on Christian mingle and let's go bowling or something
I'm making an account on christian mingle bc I luv god and boys
Gretchen Weiners is in a movie coming up this month called Christian Mingle. WHAT?!
so there's gonna be a Christian mingle movie...but I admit it doesn't look horrible & Lacey Chabert is kinda cool...
"meet up with new people" reminded me of Omegle or Christian Mingle
My mom is trying to sign me up for Christian Mingle. Doesn't she know that is the best dating sight out there?
there's a movie coming out called Christian Mingle and I can't stop laughing omG
Is Hollywood trying to make fun of Christians? // Christian Mingle Official Trailer (2014): via
Alright.. who's the *** who signed me up for Christian Mingle?! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Christian Mingle has its own feature length film and I can even go on one date. God is dead.
Bout to make a christian mingle profile as satan...wonder if the freaks will come out to play
Christian Mingle has made a romantic comedy. And it stars Lacey Chabert. This sounds right up my street.
there's a Christian Mingle Movie coming out.I have no words...
I'm trying to cancel my membership with Christian Mingle to switch over
catch me on Christian Mingle with it😏
Txt me snap me hmu on Christian mingle something
I was shocked...this is not Christian mingle if you don't slide out my messages πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I went on Christian Mingle and asked a girl for nudes. This what she sent me smh.
Is your church's single ministry just Christian Mingle gone wrong? Weigh in now: (661) 449-9951:
Why am I getting emails from OKCupid, Christian Mingle and Colin Kane? Just. No.
Who's tryna go on Christian mingle rn
If I'm not a Christian, is it ok if I still join so I can mingle with Christians? Would Christ care if I mingled?
I told her let me put her on Christian mingle πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Just caught mitch on christian mingle.
nah I'm about to go on Christian mingle πŸ˜‚
U need a Christian Mingle acct. πŸ˜‚ Hi, my name is Markus & I like dark alleys & long rapes on the beach. What about you?
I'm signing myself up on Christian Mingle
"I feel like a really hardcore Christian trying to mingle with *** right now. Like, I love *** But not really"
I'm learning all about Christian Mingle at
"I'd like to nail you so hard you don't wake up for three days. - rejected Christian Mingle bio". -A pickup line I'd accept.
I hate those sites like Christian mingle and Asian When your in love, race and religion shouldn't matter.
don't tell me what to do, Christian Mingle.
So what do u like to do? (B...get out my face.. This ain't Christian mingle)
I think I'll go on black people meet or Christian mingle or something.
why are you setting us up for Christian Mingle...?
I'm joining Christian mingle, farmers only, and black people meet
I'm joining both Christian Mingle and JDate to hedge my bets. . I mean, if I don't find "the one" on Plenty of Fish or Tinder.
I'm going to block you on Christian Mingle small cat, if that's even your real name.
Imma block you on Christian Mingle if you don't shut upπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
So maybe Lucifer wasnt such a great profile name on Christian Mingle.
So celebs can post nudes to stay relevant, but when I do it, all I get is "Your Christian Mingle account has been deactivat…
Jars of Clay is playing the Christian Mingle song right now. Lol
Kim you are too funny and adorable..Christian Mingle here we come! Lol
About to hop on Christian mingle real quick. πŸ˜ŒπŸ’
Update your maps at Navteq
The key to sculpted forearms is signing up with Christian Mingle.
Zeph signed up for Christian mingle
YoungLife is the original Christian Mingle and camp is like speed dating
Does anybody from Christian Mingle want to explore my dingle?
"Can I sign you up for Christian mingle?" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­
β€œWhere do I get started? you need to step up your pic game for Christian mingle
Hit her up on Christian Mingle guys πŸ˜‚
The highlight of the week: Dre saying she signed up for Christian Mingle πŸ™
"That's the place to go if you're looking for God. Christian mingle" Carlos is my fav
Y'all go look up christian mingle account
Ken: "I need to find God's match for me on Christian Mingle."
Christian Mingle: bc finding gods match for you is gonna happen on the internet.
I'm banned from Christian Mingle. Apparently saying only Jesus can touch me there is offensive.
I'm signing dalton up for christian mingle πŸ˜‚
you girls are getting tired of Christian mingle?
me n r on Christian mingle hit us up her user is satanslittlegirl ! she's single gentlemen !! πŸ™‡
I just saw an commercial on tv for Christian Mingle the on line dating site and I'm amazed that it's allowed by Christians.
What percent of Christian Mingle users are not actually Christians, but weirdos trying to seduce religious women?
Every Sunday I login on to my Christian mingle acc.
Yesterday we discussed opening accounts on Christian Mingle.
A dartboard with eHarmony, POF, Match, Zoosk, Christian Mingle & leprosy. . Guess which one I'm hoping to hit.
Guess I'll go to sleep! Long day shear of me gotta sign up for Christian Mingle and Eharmony 😘✌️ I will find true love!
when ur BFF decides to turn on Gangster Rap Tunes while ur trying to make ur Christian Mingle video 😩
Ima get me a Christian Mingle account and find a sexy good girl. I'm at the age in life where I can't be messing with wastes!!
this is your Christian mingle match.
prEACH putting this on my christian mingle profile
ohh no but you look hot tonight take a pic and save it forever or out it on Christian
Yo hit me up on Christian Mingle. I'm single and looking for other Christians ☺️
do you have a Christian mingle account? Add Dalia on there and see if y'all are compatible LMAO
dam thanks for the shout out πŸ’• but I think iim just gonna make a Christian mingle account
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is so angelic and sweet like her profile picture..I've never met anyone as catholic as herπŸ’žwe met on christian mingle
One time I told Savanna that I had a Christian Mingle account and she believed me.
β€œimma go on I'm gonna trust god and go with Christian Mingle πŸ™
My christian mingle profile would say: I've got a *** with a curve and that's all you deserve :3
no the Christian mingle one gives me life omg
It's *** on Christian Mingle,hiding behind the wrd "Christian".
Me and cari met through Christian mingle
have you checked eharmony, blackpeoplemeet, Christian mingle? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
My sister just told me she was signing me up for Christian mingle. K
Coworker: "My baby daddy is 30 years old". "Did you meet him on christian mingle?"
Christian mingle vs. black people meet
Call me old fashioned but I remember when Christian Mingle was just televangelists slappin skins with dudes behind Supe…
What will God do to me if I join Christian mingle even though I'm not Christian?
😩 maybe Christian mingle so I can find god's match for me
"Christian mingle is actually a brilliant idea. Like you're using God get your website going." πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Dont you hate when youre tired so you lay down then can't fall asleep so you waste the night away flirting on your Christian mingle account
Undecided on making a profile on black planet or Christian Mingle! *** decisions decisions
Ever feel like God is not listening? He/She is probably busy finding the right match on Christian Mingle dot com.Bet his…
I'm so upset that Jenny from Christian Mingle hung up on me. Jenny. I thought we had something.
Redford needs to use Christian Mingle to hook up with Captain Obvious! I'm lol how bout you?
Christian Mingle is the Story of a Woman Who Fakes Faith to Find a Man and Ends Up Finding God. Gwyneth Haden (Lacey Chabert) who became so desperate to find a man, she fills out a profile on christi...
"I want to make a Christian mingle account and just catfish people." -Elise Porterfield
I got 666 hits on my Christian mingle page *** Jesus
Do you think Daquan has a Christian Mingle profile
signing chase up for Christian Mingle bc he's atheist
Stop kidding yourselves people, true love only exists on Christian mingle.
Okay! This 'Christian Mingle' movie is a movie, I look forward to watching!
No you need to sign up for Christian Mingle
Which bible verse would get me the most *** on Christian mingle
All potential brides, please contact " Christian Mingle" for more info on Mr Roly Poly# mullets
thank u, Christian mingle didn't wrk out so well
Christian Mingle usernames: You want Psalm of this.
Christian mingle commercials are hilarious
go to build a bear or ummm Christian mingle
Are there any Asian girls on Christian Mingle ?
That's the entirety of my Christian Mingle bio.
Teresa keeps telling me to join Christian Mingle. πŸ˜‘
I'm so ready to go on my date with this lady.😍
Is it illegal to be on Christian Mingle and Jewish Date at the same time? Just asking.
I met all my friends on Christian mingle
When your crazy coworker signs you up for Christian Mingle.
You can find ya girl misty on Christian mingle
Join Christian mingle and find gods match for you!! I wonder how many of them send dic pic? Lol
I'm about to join Christian mingle πŸ˜‚πŸ˜©
This mf on snapchat talking abt some add him on Christian mingle πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜©
I once got an email from Christian Mingle calling me "Julia"...go figure!
Schools are like dating sites. Private school is Christian mingle, and public school is like black people
Would I be wrong if I sign my mom up for Christian mingle or black people meet?? 😳
Levi said why are you watching Christian mingle
She said she's signing up for Christian πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I hate Gabby sometimes
"i am jewish" - quote from my Christian mingle profile
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