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Bill Burr

William Bill Burr (born June 10, 1968) is an American stand-up comedian, radio host and actor.

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Opie and anthony ft patrice and bill burr
I can only hope theres at least one confused musical theater/frozen nerd who accidentally bought Bill Burr's "Let It Go"
"woman are just constantly patting themselves on the back...". Bill Burr - Most difficult job on the planet (3mins).
Bill Burr is definitely my favorite comedian now
World's Toughest Job Ad. Counter:. Bill burr - Most difficult job on the planet.
I liked a video from Bill Burr On Martina Navritalova & Bible Sins(TJDS)
Hannibal Buress and Bill Burr are both in upcoming movies
Bill burr never ceases to make me laugh so hard that it hurts.
Glad so many people are responding to the ridiculous viral ad about "director of operations" with the bill burr bit
Bill Burr is right. Men die earlier because you can't do anything to take care of your health without your friends calling you a *** lol
I could listen to Bill Burr just rant about things all day. He articulates the mild annoyances of life so *** well.
First come first serve. I will be unable to use my 2 tickets to see Bill Burr on 4/25 at the Flynn. $110 for the 2 tickets, will not be sold separately. I will be posting on craigslist later tonight, just to give my friends first chance!
[Reddit Vids] In light of the recent viral ad: Bill Burr describes "The Most Difficult Job on the Planet"
"Any job that you can do in your pajamas is not a difficult job. " -Bill Burr
Bill burr was always good just not as funny as Louie. Just as good not as funny.
Yoko. the beatles. bill burr. made me laugh.
all that said, i DO think bill burr is funny at times
It is impossible to watch just one Bill Burr clip on YouTube. He is like the Pringles of comedians.
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Bill Burr is amazing. Look up his Lady Gaga story if you have a chance. It's long but brilliant.
Comedians is Bill burr the best stand up ever??
Bill Burr will be at the State Theater in Portland on April 26th. How am I now just finding this out? I guess, if you can't make it to the Nike store or a hair-weave, liquor store in the Lou, THIS is a very suitable substiture
Bill burr "let it go" watch it. Funniest mf on the block! Lol
I only paid 40 bucks to see Bill Burr in Moncton and Jeff Dunham tickets are starting at 90 and high as 140! Is he splitting it with the puppets?
I need to laugh.Jim Gaffigan, Bill Burr or Louis CK??? Jim Gaffigan wins. I'll start there!
I've never heard of the movie "The Heat" but It was hilarious! Melissa McCarthy is great! Bill Burr, Kaitlyn Olsen, Michael Rappaport, I really loved the cast.
I would love to see Jim Jeffries, Bill Burr, and Brian Regan
Turnin up on a Saturday means watching Bill Burr, Bo Burnham & George Carlin videos with Gavin. -
Bill Burr is so funny cause he's just so genuine... God what a comedian
Bill Burr is the funniest comedian working right now, hands down. Louis C.K. is 2nd and Hannibal Burress is 3rd
Bill Burr is the most relatable comedian. He shares life opinions so well.
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Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, Louis CK, George Carlin, Mitch Hedberg, and Norm MacDonald would be on my list. Im sure Im forgetting others.
Today the role of Nate Schierholtz is being played by standup Comedian Bill Burr.
I had no idea Bill Burr was a comedian! He's so talented
is the best stand up comedian out there right now. Bill Burr is fantastic. Kyle Kinane is hilarious. Lot of great comedians
Bill Burr is so freaking hilarious. He's my favorite comedian for sure
I think Bill Burr is the best comedian ever.
I love Bill Burr he is such a good comedian if you watch his stand up then you know what I think all the time!
Anyone who liked the comedian Bill Hicks, should checkout Bill Burr, Doug Stanhope and Jim Jeffries.
Bill Burr has moment when talking about the late great Patrice Oneal.
The second season of Maron—Marc Maron’s quite autobiographical half-hour comedy—will debut on IFC on May 8, and the comedian/podcaster has assembled an impressive slate of guest stars to join him over the course of 13 episodes. Hang on, this list is not short: David Cross, Bill Burr, Wyatt Cenac, Pa
You may think you're pretty awesome because you're out doing jager bombs on a Saturday night. But last night I got to see Bill Burr from the front row and hang out with Paul Virzi backstage for half an hour after the show and talk comedy.
I like BS Report and Bill Burr. Yahoo has one I want to try with Dan Wetzel and Pat Forde. The Pat Boyle one looks good too.
And that guy's a K-state fan!!! "You gotta hang your hat on something when you have zero championships." -Bill Burr
All the best comedians die too young. RIP TIM Wilson, along with Mitch Hedberg, Greg Giraldo, Robert Shimmel. That being said, God, please watch over Bill Burr, Brian Regan, Kevin Hart, Nick Swardson and Kathleen Madigan to name a few. The world needs laughter!
Ok, I knew Bill Burr was coming to Higherground. However.I was definitely unaware that Hannibal Burress AND Anthony Jeselnik are gonna be here as well. Awesome :)
Lot's happening on the bricks tonight--Stop in before AND after Bill Burr at The Paramount, Delta Rae at The Jefferson, or KOB and Dopapod at The Southern! Tomorrow, we have Frank Rivera DJing Late Night and Next week we're celebrating with an oldie but goodie guest bartender - Josh Tracy! Mark those calendars!
Mayor R. Keith Summey interviewed by ABC News 4's Bill Burr on the growing craft beer scene in the greater North Charleston area. The interview occurred outs...
Just spent 20 minutes on the phone with Bill Burr and half of that time was devoted to talking about Breaking Bad. Awesome.
Just got back from the Patrice O neal benefit show. I was able to see Nick DiPaolo, Bonnie McFarlane, Big Jay Oakerson, Harris Stanton, Talent, Dane Cook, Dave Attell, Robert Kelly, Jim Norton, Rich Vos, Colin Quinn, Keith Robinson, and Bill Burr destroy down at the New York city center. Dope.
Two packed shows and performances by Janeane Garofalo, Bill Burr, Dave Attell, Damon Wayans, and more great talent tonight! Thanks NYC!
So to wrap up Big Rich's week: Tuesday, hosting the BRFJ Open Mic in West Orange Wednesday, Station Bar in Garwood Thursday, GSC presents Jersey All-Stars at Crossroads Comedy Friday, boozing Saturday, DiSara Restaurant in Staten Island Sunday, part of the Bill Burr show at NJPAC (hiding in audience laughing).
One of my Instagram followers said I'm the funniest *** in the world. Do I agree?? Hel naw. I can name a good 20 top tier people easily. I think I'm funny but when I think of greatest in the world.I'm thinkin of names like Eddie Murphy, Bill Burr, Chappelle, Chris Rock, Corey Holcomb, even a Russell Peters.but not Mike Epps. I think I can take him. 😕
Design Matters is good for art. For humor: Bill Burr, Adam Carolla, JRE. All good podcasts. But my absolute fav is Norm MacDonald.
If she tolerates sports and LOVES Bill Burr then she's top shelf ;-)
If she tolerates sports and Bill Burr she's wonderful
If my life was made into a sitcom, here's my Cast of Characters (Doesn't include me): Betty White, Sofia Vargara, John Witherspoon, Julia Roberts, Margaret Cho, Bill Burr, Katt Williams, Jerry Stiller, Mo'Nique, Steve Carrell, Charlie Murphy, AJ Lee & Tiffany Hines. By the way, these are just the ones who are easy to cast, but anyways, would you watch it?
Added another show to my list… Going see Bill Burr at Burton Cummings Theatre on March 13!
Live in Ukiah next saturday!! "Kabir "Kabeezy" Singh is one of the fastest rising Stand-Up Comedians in the USA headlining nights at some of the most famous clubs in California including the Hollywood Improv, Hollywood Laugh Factory, Long Beach Laugh Factory, SF Punchline, SF Cobbs, and selling out many other clubs all over America. Kabir has also opened and shared the stage with some of the biggest Stand-Up Comedians in the world including Dave Chappelle, Dane Cook, Bill Burr, Russell Peters and has also been seen touring on the "BFF" Tour with Jo Koy and Anjelah Johnson."
Are you as huge a fan of the Comedy Central roasts as me? Who should they roast next? My dream roast would be Lindsay Lohan, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kanye, Ozzy Osbourne, or Oprah. Guests could include veterans Gilbert Gottfried, Jeff Ross, Lisa Lampanelli, Seth MacFarlane, Anthony Jesselnik, Nick Kroll, Amy Schumer, Sarah Silverman, Nick DiPaolo, and Jimmy Kimmel. I'd also really love to see some new faces who've never roasted like Joe DeRosa, John Mulaney, Mitch Fatel, Doug Benson, Louis CK, Bill Burr, or Kurt Metzger - all nasty and hilarious in their own right.
Just watching Lennon live in NY reminded me of this... Bill Burr - Lennon, Chuck Berry, & Yoko Ono:
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Music... Shinedown (3X), Cheap Trick (3X), Bob Seger, Joe Walsh, REO Speedwagon (3X), Styx (3X), Ted Nugent (2X), Aaron Lewis, Candlebox, MIGGS, Bush, Head East (2X), Papa Roach, Skillet, In This Moment, .38 Special, Foreigner, Fitz & The Tantrums, Capital Cities, Richard Marx, Survivor... Comedy... Brian Regan, Bill Burr, Bob Zany, Kristen Schaal, Eugene Mirman, John Hodgman, Larry the Cable Guy, Jim Gaffigan... Highlights... Hosted the one hour "Sunday Night Star" show on my favorite Chicago radio station, 97.1 The Drive Took my son to see Cheap Trick twice "Caring Rocks", "W STRONG", "Rock To The Rescue" fund raising campaigns Getting to see our home building project get started and work with my brother, Keith 2013 was a very fun and busy year. I got to meet people and do things that I never dreamed would ever happen. I re-made connections with long lost friends. I got to hang out and experience so many cool things with the greatest "partner in crime" ever, Anne Williams! I hope 2014 brings us all g .. ...
Time for some good old stand up comedy performed by George Carlin,Bill Hicks,Lewis Black,Bill Burr,Cedric the entertainer,Bernie Mac,Eddie Griffin...and many others. I'ma laugh my *** off :)))
Would like to thank "Joe Rogan Experience", "Mohr Stories", "Monday Morning Podcast with Bill Burr", and "The Black Phillip Show" for being consistently awesome in 2013.
Ok, Jim Jefferies is my new favorite funny man. Bill Burr is a close second.
Had an incredible time last night. I got to share the stage with so many great comics: Whitney Cummings, Sarah Silverman, Jeff Garlin, and my stand up idol Bill Burr just to name a few. Shout out to Nick Youssef for getting me on the bill. Thanks to everyone who showed up and actually stayed until I went up. Long road still ahead, but this was a good stepping stone in the direction I want to go.
Marc Maron, Jeff Garlin, Sarah Silverman, Brody Stevens, Kirk Fox, Bill Burr, are you kidding me
Most of the films are dire, get the Chrome plugin to watch USA content and watch some Bill Burr or Jim Jefferies
you've maybe seen all these? but if not... see John Mulaney, Russell Peters, Ralphie May(just correct), & especially Bill Burr
Louis CK, Bill Burr and Gary Owen are my favorite in America though...
Hailing from Virgina now residing in Los Angeles we are excited to have Greg Edwards perform at Some People Like Us! Greg Edwards is a very smiley comedian from the great state of Virginia. actor-turned comic. Greg moved to the bay area in 2001 and slowly became a fixture on the comedy scene with his one liners, awkward views and social commentary. Greg was a new face at the 2005 Jamie Foxx''s Laffapollozza and greg also received the prestigious Dan Crawford Award from the San Francisco Punchine in 2009 . Greg has opened for Dave Chappelle, Paul Mooney, Damon Wayans, Bill Burr, Maria bamford, Jim Jeffries, harland williams, bill bellamy, deon cole , w. kamau bell and many more established comedians.Greg is currently living in Los Angeles running 2 free comedy shows, "Street cred" in Downtown LA at the lexington on thursdays and the workout room in Ktown at d3 on Wednesdays.
The hilarious David James headlines "Two Laugh Minimum" tomorrow night at 8PM, along with Mary Radzinski and host Steve Swan! David is a winner of Helium Comedy Club's "Philly's Phunniest Competition" and opened for the likes of Jeff Ross, Bill Burr and more! Shout out to Two Laugh Minimum media partner
Just got off of that freezing rooftop and didn't realize I laughed my way through 5hrs of serious work. Guess being in good company makes time fly.Patrice Oneal, Joe Rogan, Greg Giraldo, Jim Norton, Louis CK and Bill Burr.
Going to the 2nd annual Patrice O'Neal benefit will Bill Burr, Dave Attell and more!
So, in the last week I've walked past Colin Firth, Jude Law came into the bar and saw Bill Burr live. Some would say I've had a good week. Others would say it's been average. Those others would be people who know how star studded yet smelly and gross London is.
Someone get me Michael Bay. Idea for a live-action Jetsons movie. Cast: George (Bill Burr), Jane (Anna Gunn or Jodie Foster), Judy (Dakota Fanning), Elroy (Dakota Goyo), Rosie (Sigourney Weaver), Mr. Spacely (Jonathan Banks). You can have Astro but he can't talk. Plot: Jetsons living cushy sky life come crashing back to "primitive" earth. I'm talking 2013 primitive. They have to deal with violent bottom dwellers and get back to the sky. Cast might suck but *** I nailed that blockbuster plot.
Are there any good comics out there besides Louie C.K? So far on Netflix, I've tried Bill Burr, Marc Maron, and Jim Norton. I laughed more during a prostate exam.
I've got a spare ticket to see American Comedian Bill Burr on Saturday night at the Kentish Town Forum at 7:00. Let me know if you're interested!
A lot of people like ignorant comedians. Y'all need informed. Watch Louis c.k., Bill Burr, George Carlin, etc.
Bill Burr on Pete Holmes Show, mini doc version of How To Sharpen Pencils with David Rees, Comedy Crawl updated for next week, and more.
Bill Burr is almost as funny as Dane Cook
Bill Burr on Pete Holmes show = hysterical. This dude is easily in my Top 5 favorite comedians. He is so solid with his conversational riffing. He should be more famous.
Bill Burr was a guest on our pilot and told us he'd be our Burt Reynolds. I really hope that happens.
Louis CK, Bill Burr, Mike Birbiglia, and Demetri Martin all need to come to Chattanooga. I need their live standup in my life.
Bill Burr is hilarious! Definitely the best stand-up I've found since Doug Stanhope and Bill Hicks! Legend!
10 things you fine folks might not know about me: I'm not a fan of shaving with a razor.I'd rather grow a beard...obviously.It's been over 5 years since I've shaved my face down to my bare skin. I waited until I was 18 to get my license and I didn't pass the first time around. I didn't graduate on time with the rest of my class. I transferred to Independence High to do independent home school and transferred into the school with close to an F average, yet graduated with a B. I still have my first car and am only really interested in owning manual transmission cars because of how much fun and useful learning to drive a stick was to me. I have seen comedians Daniel Tosh and Dave Chappelle live, but Bill Burr is my favorite and seeing him live is definitely on my bucket list. As much as i feel my 'favorite movie' constantly changes, I always end up realizing it's Dumb and Dumber. When I was in either 7th or 8th grade I broke my thumb trying to breakdance outside of my friend's house. I love to sing. Everyone ...
Someone sent big-time Comedian Bill Burr a Stefan Molyneux video... and he discussed it in his podcast this week! That's pretty flippin' huge.
Bill Burr, Louis CK, Jim Jeffries, Jim Breurer, Jim Florentine, and Lazlow are the best regulars
Comedy Show - TONIGHT! November 5th - doors open at 5:30pm - dinner is at 6pm - Dinner buffet - Salad, Rolls, Chicken Marsala, Potato, Vegetable & Whiskey Bread Pudding - Show 7pm. Come on down after you VOTE for a wonderful dinner and show! Tickets AVAILABLE AT THE DOOR ONLY $29 FOR DINNER & SHOW ! Dan Smith - is our HEADLINER he has performed on Drew Carey, Talk Soup and has toured with George Lopez, Bob Sagat, Bill Burr and Rob Schneider.
Jim Jeffries and Bill Burr and great comics in the Green room @ Flapperscomedy tonight laughs never ending
Tickets purchased to see Jim Jeffries, Bill Burr, and Marc Maron at Laugh Factory. This is going to be amazing.
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I watch it all the time! I'll post another great one. Comedian named Bill Burr.
watching Louis CK and Bill Burr on Netflix thanks for the recommendation in PKA
I've been listening to Bill Burr on pandora, that dude cracks me up
Bill Burr doesn't like getting stuck in Shelby's fur either.
no, but I'm obsessed with Bill Burr!
Fav. Bill Burr quote of the day: "It's Halloween everybody, awww the little *** are comin'!"
"If your *** was a 3rd base coach, he would always wave you home." -Bill Burr
This is the same night I'm seeing Bill Burr. *** you, missed it when you did the hour at UCB too.
Bill Burr also has a great podcast.
Bill burr at the laugh factory on Wednesday- thats world series to me!
ON SALE FRIDAY, NOV 1st! comes to NJPAC Jan 26 at 8pm. NewarkNJ
we listen weekly at our poker game in Australia. More barry katz/david lee roth/bill burr PLEASE !!
Bill Burr is looks like an old Joel McHale
Hey Bill Burr fans! The time is drawing near - don't forget to get your tickets to Comedian Bill Burr, who will...
Mandatory to truly live: Open minds, integrity, loyalty, ambition, Kevin Hart, and Bill Burr.the amount of lives I just changed...
LOL I don't have any kids but Bill Burr you are hilarious :P.
. So... Was I the first to call you Bill Burr-trand Russell?
I love this article and I'm very happy for her. Bill Burr is hilarious and I hope that marriage rocks.
Cinammon rolls, Bill Burr and my boyfriend
I just love how I saw a commercial for your new show and u used the same advise bill burr gave you about being a comedian...😏
Bill Burr's scream was the only thing good in that movie
Bill burr making a guest appearance in that movie
Watched a bill burr show or listened to a podcast every single day this week!!
Bill Burr on plastic surgery; "Would you rather be 52 and look 52, or be 52 and look like a 28 year old lizard?" He makes a valid point.
Makes me REALLY want to hear a Marc Maron interview with Bill Burr. Hmm, episode 37. Need to get the archive.
Watching Bill Burr continually flirt with losing his audience in his standup special.
Old picture of me and Bill Burr I never posted. @ Zanies Comedy Club
5 am and I'm listening to bill burr. get off me
Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast is pretty good.
I added a video to a playlist Bill Burr Explains Why Yoko Ono ***
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This is how to make a million dollars. Bill Burr Rants About Elin Nordegren
Bill burr taught me to put lotion on cause white people get ashy too
"I base my facial hair decisions on whether or not the person I'm banging at that time in my life approves." -Bill Burr, summing up reality
"Where are those old school women you can take your day out on? When did they stop making those angels?" - Bill Burr
Bill Burr is one ginger with a soul.
I added a video to a playlist Boston Comedy with Bill Burr, Dane Cook, and Greg Fitzsimmons (from JRE
Going to see Bill Burr in D.C. November 7 @ Constitution Hall. Gonna be a great weekend. Might have to drag a member of Congress or two. SMH
I liked a video Bill Burr You People are all the Same 2012 (Stand Up Show)
I am listening to Oddly Racist by Bill Burr on Pandora.
This Comedian Bill Burr is pretty funny
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Be like Bill Burr and just ask a pitbull for workout tips.
was laughing my *** off. If you listen to bill burr's podcast - has a buddy who is a skins fan and heckled Cooper
Joe Rogan, Bill Burr, AND Tom Segura at the This is a no brainer
Can anyone recommend any good podcasts? If you know me particularly well, then you know the things I would probably like. The ones I listen to are Snap Judgment, The Moth, Radio Lab, Commandercast, The Eh Team, Unspeakable, and Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast.
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Can anybody recommend any stand up comedy dvds? *edit* Everybody knows the highest paid comedians, so saying Kevin Hart, Kat Williams, and Louis CK is pointless. Looking for something like Bill Burr, Jim Norton, Patton Oswalt...
Even better. Bill Burr talks about his hate for 'Sweet Caroline' on Conan:
So I am a little behind on my monday morning Bill Burr podcast so ill be listening to like 4 hours of it get caught up... by the end i will probably be laughing so hard ill be's to a good laugh
Every kid I see on campus with an umbrella I wanna say 'Put ya shoulders up ya *** because of Bill Burr
If you ever think marriage is for you...go get yourself a dose of Bill Burr's stand ups
more Bill Burr...Bring Louis back and...DONALD . GLOVER . I repeat...DONALD . GLOVER . that . is . all .
It makes my day when I get a chance to listen to Bill Burr and Lewis Black on pandora
I liked a video Bill Burr Goes to the Grocery Store
I used an umbrella when walking to class today and all I could think about was Bill Burr calling me a ***
When preceding comedians are booed by a drunk & discourteous audience, Bill Burr abandons his prepared material NSFW
What a wonderful weekend. Saturday night I saw Bill Burr, abolutely hilarious. Sunday I saw Calexico w/ my Daughter at the Belly-Up. Had a chance to dance it up w the lovely Rosario Romero. Lots of driving but well worth the trip.
I recently confused Bill Bailey with Bill Burr. That is probably the most understandable confusion of names ever.
Another great stand-up comedy from one of my all time favorite BILL BURR!!!
Got a new dog and I'm attached to the thing. My girl goes *** you love the dog more than you love me". And I said "well honey your not at the door when I come home everytime shaking your *** -Bill Burr
Bill Burr is in Breaking Bad lol this show has become my new favorite
lmaoo.. u see that Bill Burr clip about this??
"If you could punch a woman in the face, you're allowed two punches, what would you go with? Would you set up the overhand right with the jab? Would you actually waste a jab?" ~ Bill Burr in response to hearing Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats" song
Bill Burr, Ralphie May, D.L. Hughley, and Larry the Cable Guy man my life wins
a typical girlfriend idea, its crappy, its costly and it takes up the entire saturday ~ Bill Burr
Bill Burr at the Paramount Friday night...Jr Newport Knights lose a tough one on Saturday. And GAME DAY coming to Husky Stadium this weekend. Go Dawgs!!
i dont understand why people are getting married. according to statistics 3/4 marriage doesnt end good. Imagine if you go sky diving and the attendant told you 3/4 of the parachute doesnt work will you still jump? ~ Bill Burr
It's an entire playlist of a dude called Bill Burr?
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there’s a brilliant bit on a Bill Burr podcast recently about him rescheduling a show and a letter he gets from a big fan.
Bill Burr must be the funniest Guy on earth!! Rolling on the floor
Can't sleep the only remedy to this is watch videos of Bill Burr
"That's not a family photo. That's an environmental disaster, and you framed it." - Bill Burr
May watch another bill burr special tonight
Louis CK, Bill Burr, & Jim Gaffigan are my biggest influences. But the guy that inspired me to do comedy...Eddie Izzard. Et tu?
yes yes yes yes yes. Do you know who Bill Burr is?
Sitting here watching some Bill Burr stand up and laughing my *** off. Sometimes I think that man is a prophet and a comedian.
How in the *** is Bill Burr not much more "famous" and recognized as a great stand up comic. I've been a big fan of his for years now. Check him out and see how under rated that guy really is.
Tonight I went through Breaking Bad withdraw... I made an imaginary episode in my head that Huell and Bill Burr found the hidden money and just spent it on random stuff, like Huell bought a Rick James wig and bill burr bought a cage of white doves and relaesed them, my imaginary episode basically played out like Blink 182 video The Rock Show.
I feel like I need to watch football now because I'm listening to too much Bill Burr now to not watch it.
Lori we need your pics from last night! Bill Burr was a blast!!
Remember when Just for Laughs Sydney brought out Bill Burr and Louis CK? That was good wasn't it.
Thank you Bill Burr for making sure I work on my kid's grip strength, and hug him even more.
Bill Burr's podcast on tattoo's is hillarious!
Now for the fellas about the true meaning behind sneakers and clothes and that non-sense. I heard Bill Burr talk about how car salesmen arent really selling cars, their selling status. I thought about it and realized. Its the same exact thing with these shoes. Think about it. The new labrons come out for like 200 or somthing. (I dont know I dont wear labrons, even if I could throw away money on a couple hundred dollar shoes it wouldnt be labrons. No offense) People buy the ugliest shoes not because they look good. But for bragging rights. To have others envy them and most importantly this ties into what I was saying before) to get women! And its not! You do that because thats your only outlet and your afraid to compete with other guys and you think its going to give you a head start or an edge over all others and your wrong. You assume that because you have the new labrons some girls gonna be so impressed that shes gonna suck your *** right on the spot. And im gonna anwser that like this. That wouldnt wo ...
Gervais and CK are good but Bill Burr is the best goin!
Seeing Bill Burr was really cool now I just need to see Demetri Martin
Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog. Bill Burr quotes
Comedian Bill Burr rants about this on his podcast every October!
Watching Bill Burr.all time favorite comedian
Yeah, I love this stuff as well as Louis CK but I'm more familiar with Bill Burr's stuff.
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"Fat people are the new second hand smoke" - Bill Burr
Whilst you're watching X Factor I'm watching Bill Burr explain why Yoko Ono *** ...
I liked a video Bill Burr on Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats"
So many well written characters. the twin brothers who never spoke... saul goodman... gus.. hank... they even put Bill Burr in there ffs!
I'm going to Bill Burr at The Wiltern on Dec 31, 2013 and I'm sitting in FLOOR5, row X seat 517!
You know, Bill Burr has a lot more pro-men content than I previously realized. I definitely approve.
I am the CM Punk of podcast. The Bill Burr of nerds.
My weekend of being sick I watched the price is right 4 episodes of new girl a 30 on 30 on bo a bill burr stand up and 21 episodes of 24
. bill BURR what do you have fukin ice in your socks or sumpthin tsss?
Kaley Cuoco hosts this year's Stand Up For Pits in LA and tickets are going fast. I suggest washing your areas and getting them while you can. performing; me, Bill Burr, Whitney Cumming and The Watkins Family Hour.
Just watched a whole bill burr stand up at work. What a day
Forgot who introduced me to Bill Burr. WHOEVER IT IS, I LOVE HIM/HER! THANK YOU!
Bill burr was awsome laughed the whole time
Black people should listen to Bill Burr
What else do you do after Bill Burr and some cocktails??
Thanks Bill Burr for a great show tonight! Come back soon!
What a perfect night! Laughing with Aj is my favorite thing to do and Bill Burr was hilarious! And now bedtime with my handsome husband! *sigh*
"You go with the psycho, because you know there's no corporate money behind him."-Bill Burr
Went on a little date with the hubby last night to the Paramount in Seattle. Saw Bill Burr, he was hilarious! Had much needed fun! And I got the best night of sleep i've had since i was 7 months pregnant. Thanks Mom and Bob for watching the kids!!
Bill Burr was so hilarious! Thanks Paul Baker it made good times
Alice Merriam Terry Palmer Jeff Gurke getting some drinks after watching bill burr which was hilarious
So let's recap. Lil man says I'm his best friend, I get to goof around at the spirit store, lunch at YCs, a surprise birthday Bill Burr show from my lady, some Bruins to watch when I get home (a win to boot), and I didn't even have to use my AK... I gotta say it was a good day.
Bill Burr is the best stand-up in the game right now. Brand new hour and he absolutely murdered celebrity theater.
Bill Burr at the Celebrity. Funny as always.
Bill Burr - Breaking Bad: "YOu still wanna say that stuff from before? Maybe not." LOL
Date night with my beautiful lady and about to watch Bill Burr
Cuz this is how we roll! BOOM! 6 rows from the stage. About to see Bill Burr. Gonna LMFAO!
Bill Burr was just in Breaking Bad. Woah did not expect that. Every season is so perfect.
Surprise Bill Burr tickets from my lady. Awesome bday surprise. Totally thought we were just going to dinner.
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Bill Burr date night with my handsome man:)
Bill Burr : Huell, you happy? Huell : Reasonably. Finally watching Breaking Bad and really loving the lol moments.
Headed to go see Bill Burr at the celebrity theatre, hope his hilarious!
Smashin Catholics then listening to Bill Burr discuss obscene topics..its gonna be a great evening.
I have one more ticket to the sold out Bill Burr show at celebrity theater tonight if anyone wants to buy it let me know soon.
I've posted this before but it still rings true! "You have no idea how long a year is until you're sober!" -- Bill Burr!
binging on Bill Burr comedy specials. Dude is hilarious!
I forgot bill burr and lavel Crawford are in Breaking Bad.
Fun Friday night at my sisters! Had some Leinies Octoberfest. Tonight is Bill Burr at Chicago Theater! Can't wait!
This time tomorrow...Bill Burr at the Chicago Theater.
Bill Burr is finally getting the buzz these days. Idk how he isn't a billionaire. Happy for him.
Catching up on Bill Burr podcasts. Hands down the funniest comedian on the planet.
And a bunch of others. Bill Burr had the best material, but Dave put on the best show.
word. I got hip from somebody tambout it on Bill Burr's podcast.
I love fighting in baseball and hockey. Did you see the hockey fight bill burr was talking about featured in NBC s Science of Love
"If god didn’t want us to punch anybody in the face would he have blessed us with fists." - Bill Burr,...
what about budding comedy legend Bill Burr?
As Bill Burr says "It's the most difficult job in the world. Really??"
Rough week. Can't wait to be watching Bill Burr on cloud 9!
Bill Burr Doesn't Believe The Steve Jobs Hype : What the big deal was about that Guy ? - CONAN on TBS: via
I liked a video Bill Burr starts to break down talking about Patrice O'Neal - Conan
Greatness Watch "Bill Burr gives Philly a talking to... (Full Version)." on YouTube -
"Being a mother is the toughest job in the world? All those mothers that die every year from inhaling coal dust in the mines." - Bill Burr
I think Louis CK is Bill Burr's evolve form
I never noticed but if Louis CK had hair he'd look vaguely like Bill Burr.
Iliza Schlesinger, Doug Stanhope, Kevin Hart, Bill Burr, Sebastian Maniscalco and Jim Jeffries are the best comics goin today. They all seem to say how I feel.
Great comedy by Bill Burr on domestic violence Absolutely hilarious
When that happens, "all the time" I watch guys like Bill Burr. True comedian
I like bill burr when he's on other peoples podcasts. I tried his solo ones & couldn't get into it. Will give another go tho
Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast is a good one.
Here's hoping we get one more Bill Burr appearance in the finale of Breaking Bad.
Night y'all gonna watch some Bill Burr between calls. :)
Bill burr is coming to chicago! I'm like a little school girl! Somebody buy me some muh fuggin tickets.
Bill Burr talks about people who get plastic surgery and end up looking like 20 yr/old lizards. I have met one of these reptiles.
Comedian Bill Burr, who's very funny (coming to the Paramount October 4th) was recently talking about us Seahawks fans, and it seems he doesn't thin
Bill Burr is hysterical. I can't get enough of his Steve Jobs & Paula Deen rants...
WTB 2 Bill Burr tickets that are seated next to each other! :(
I watch Jim Jefferies & Bill Burr, both of whom seem to truly dislike women, but the minute one of you screws up, I morph into Block Ninja.
Forever grateful of showing me bill burr on pandora.
I'm working on isolating Bill Burr he has a subtle double punch line that is sublime
How I have not heard, any Bill Burr material, up until last night is beyond me. Thank you Youtube.
will you use this time to send Bill Burr another letter
Comedian Bill Burr made some derogatory comments about our 12th Man, the Seahawks fans, he really trashed us.
Bill Burr, the funniest white boy on earth.
To all my friends & loved ones, I have decided to alter my religious orientation. I have become a member of 'The Universal Church of Bill Burr'. :]
I don't understand why people like Bill Burr. He sounds like a bitter neckbeard atheist.
Bill Burr, however, is one of my favorites.
"When you don't brush your teeth, you've tapped out. You just don't give a.". -Bill Burr
I'm a smart person. I need to figure out how to make money by watching YouTube videos of Louis CK, Bill Burr and puppies.
I want to go to Chicago this weekend and see Bill Burr.
Bill Burr: "There are plenty of reasons to hit a woman, you just don't do it."
Listening to Bill Burr podcast...All is good :)
" Want to get rid of bullying? Teach nerds how to fight and defend themselves. There's a dojo of some kind on every corner!" - Bill Burr
"That's another reason you guys are so loud. Your trophy cases are so empty it causes an echo." - Bill Burr on Seattle Seahawks fans . LMFAO
Bill Burr is one of the most underrated comics. Just got into him and he is a riot.
Comedian and best-sports-fan-ever lists his favorite NCAA Football venues, talks fan stereotypes. (VIDEO)
Comedy this week: at Bill Burr at and more.
Everyone should go watch Bill Burr on netflix. He's such a great standup comedian 😂😂
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Fun weekend ahead! Seeing Bill Burr Saturday night and Sunday cookin out with the fam for the game, after a Breaking Bad finale get together
Bill Burr is a huge *** How about he focus on his career instead of the Seahawks & 12th man. Loser!!!
BB marathon starting tonight, finale Sunday, Bill Burr in El Paso on the 2nd, DD & GA doing XF panels on the 12&13th. It's almost too much.
I got to sit super close to the stage at Bill Burr, so I was actually pretty happy with the turnout in retrospect.
but somehow more people will go than went to Bill Burr.
I've come a long way in my life. And I've had several people along with my girlfriend Misty Horn ask about me. Like why I like the things I like, why I do the things I do and so on and so forth. First and foremost let me tell everyone right now this is who I am so you people will stop asking lol. Let me give you a scenario. If. Christopher Titus, Katt Williams, Bill Burr, Anthony Jeselnik, Big Jay Oakerson, Sam Kinison, Corey Taylor, Kevin Hart, Jonathan Davis, Fred Durst, The McManus Brothers from The Boondock Saints along with Rocco, And Dominic Toretto from The Fast and Furious series... All impregnated one woman with one weird 13 daddy DNA strain child. I WOULD BE THAT CHILD! Need proof? I'm dysfunctional like Titus or "broken but not in need of repair because strangely I work just fine", I believe all things happen for a reason like Katt Williams... Just not the way you wanted them too... Example the entire tiger cage joke... You deserved it you retarded *** don't try to make it a national tragedy .. ...
This is why people love Bill Burr, he's the only self-aware Bostonian. “Arguably the worst thing in sports.”
Jesus Christ... I'm ashamed at how thin skinned so many so called football fans there are in this town. Bill Burr rants about the 12th man and the Seahawks, and everybody starts whining. It's just trash's what fans do to other teams and their fan base. If you can't hack it, take off your jersey and shut up. You're making the REAL hawks fans look like a bunch of ***
Bill Burr has something to tell Seahawks fans trying to be the loudest.
Some nerd edited all Patrice/Bill Burr appearances so I've been going thru that. SUCH UNFUNNY HACKS.
Bill Burr...I'd like to rip off his stupid face, cut off his *** and have him choke on it.
Then Better Call Saul hires Bill Burr to come out to work for him in Nebraska but Bill wants to do stand up!!! They part…
"Hey Seattle, the real reason you got the record for loudest crowd is because it's echoing through your empty trophy case" -Bill Burr
I Have an EXTRA TICKET that I need to get rid of for BILL BURR!!! Show is this Sat 28th at 7pm. Show is sold out too so, hit me up.
Anyone wanna go see Bill Burr perform at the Chicago Theater this Saturday?
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Ah, EPIC weekend plans. Going to see DJenerationK for ENDING A DECADE WITH DJ BRANDON tonight, then tomm going to Chama Gaucha Brazilian Steak House with Kevin Louchen and Scott Louchen and picking up my kids, seeing Bill Burr for Kevin's bday, then watching Chicago Bears destroy the Lions on sunday. be jealous.
"If you can't do the math on that, I can't help ya" - Bill Burr
The leaders of the comedy world are coming to Phoenix. 10/5 Bill Burr at Celebrity Theater 11/13 Doug Stanhope at Stand Up Live 12/19-22 Bryan Callen at Stand Up Live
same I love his stuff too. Check out Bill Burr and Doug Stanhope too.
it's not him, I asked her. She likes Bill Burr, Louie, Doug Stanhope... Idk. No help from google on this one.
I'm been watching comedians Bill Burr and John Pinette and they're both hilarious. If you haven't seen either of...
Bill Burr sounds a lot like John Feinstein
Bill Burr ticket for The Paramount purchased. My live music money this year has gone entirely to comedians(Many thanks already to Dana Gould and Dylan Moran).
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