Beth Mowins (born May 26, 1967) is a play-by-play announcer and reporter for ESPN and CBS. She mostly calls women's college sports but became only the second woman to call nationally televised football games for ESPN in 2005. She and Pam Ward are the network's main female play-by-play broadcasters.
Beth Mowins and Joey Galloway on the call for Pre-game fights encouraged, bonus points for poor sportsmanship!!
Kyle Crane is the reason Beth Mowins is still announcing games on ESPN.
do you like it when the Reba sound-a-like Beth Mowins calls an ESPN college football game?
Imagine watching a game commentated by Doris Burke and Beth Mowins.
I really hope that Beth Mowins or another female will do the women's college cup semis and the final this year.
The ESPN2 crew for the game this weekend is Beth Mowins and the insufferable Joey Galloway...
sex with Beth Mowins? That is gruesome. Imagine her yelling "SPANK MY *** "
Can the please prevent and Beth Mowins plane from landing to announce the Penn State game this weekend?
think it was Beth Mowins on Maryland TV broadcast
when I hear beth mowins calling a game I want to watch I get an immediate hangover and it starts raining outside without fail
Beth Mowins sounds like a motivational speaker at a Minnesota correctional facility. Oh my god. Horrid.
Beth Mowins/Joey Galloway is THE WORST crew on earth. Only Ronde Barber and the Pens announcers are in the same neighborhood.
According to Temple's game notes, Beth Mowins and Joey Galloway will have the call for Penn State-Temple on ESPN2.
Beth Mowins will be doing the game with Matt Millen. The field reporter will be a llama named Steve.
I'm not as upset about the loss as I am about the fact that I had to listen to Beth Mowins again.
Chris Collinsworth is the NFL version of Beth Mowins.
Hey Beth Mowins, think Ditka can save these Bears for the second half?
The only thing that could make this game any worse for Bears fans, would be a broadcasting duo of Beth Mowins and Cris Collinsworth.
Bears fans could use a little Beth Mowins right now
at least it's not that guy Beth Mowins.
Michelle Tafoya talks exactly like Beth Mowins should. There I said it.
how is Beth Mowins not on this list? Can't watch a game she's announcing. Even thinking about her voice is making me angry.
according to Beth Mowins, he's still the coach
“This is the kind of game that's going to lead to Beth Mowins calling for Hayden Fry to r…
Is anyone surprised about our good friend Beth Mowins not knowing what's going on?
I put 100 percent of the blame on Beth mowins.
What is Iowa's record when Beth Mowins is on the mic because please stop it.
Best thing about BTN doing at is that Beth Mowins & Joey Galloway won’t be the broadcast team. 11 AM in Champaign.
luv the live call acknowledging Hayden Fry wants to discuss, 15 years after he's retired. v authoratative Beth Mowins.
How much longer is ESPN going to continue to pay Beth Mowan to make a sham of college football broadcasting ***
in iowa they call it Losedex, how are you still alive after a noon beth mowins/Hayden Fry loss to Minnesota?
And now Beth Mowins thinks Minnesota is playing Iowa State today...
We'll see if Chuck Long can lead Iowa back in this one --Beth Mowins
Beth Mowins thinks Hayden Fry is the current coach of the Hawkeyes.
I HATE Joey Galloway and beth mowins. Hey are just awful
I think I'd rather have Beth Mowins announce this game then Herbstreet
Beth Mowins had a bad game today, Again. Joey Galloway was even worse. How do these people still have jobs? Seriously!
Beth Mowins just said Hayden Fry called that timeout. Seriously.
Just FYI, Beth Mowins is an *** Let her call SEC games only she would fit in with the uneducated.
Hayden Fry is going to be hot at HT. Need to get the ball to Tim Dwight more next half to quiet the metrodome crowd. -Beth M…
In Beth Mowins' defense, Hayden Fry has only been out of football for 16 years.
beth mowins can't believe Bo Jackson fumbled in that spot
Joey Galloway and Beth Mowins are debating the merits of using a bronze versus real pig as a traveling trophy. I think we're don…
Yes! Beth Mowins just referred to Kirk Ferentz as "Hayden Fry."
- But Hayden's still the coach; at least that's what Beth Mowins said today. After all, he did call a timeout.
Beth Mowins is a life ruiner. She ruins peoples' lives.
Chuck long could of taken the Iowa offense back today- Beth Mowins
at least you didn't have to hear Beth Mowins talk a bunch of crap
Love how Beth Mowins said Hayden Fry coaches the Hawkeyes. Wish she said Hayden Fox & Dauber
I wished that Beth Mowins would do the 2014 women's college cup games. I'm not a fan of Glenn Davis. He's not a good announcer
on 69 yards? has over 200 yards and crazy kick returns. You have no idea BC Beth Mowins is making this game boring
"If they have 2 teams in (SEC) then a couple other conferences wont have teams in the final 4" beth mowins
Beth Mowins just spoke words referring to 3 SEC teams making the playoff.
Men hate on Beth Mowins for daring to call football games while female but she can slide a Fletch reference in better than anyone.
Beth Mowins has done a really good job with this game today.
Any chance Beth Mowins will be taking her smooth sounds to a local karaoke bar in Lincoln tonight?
Beth Mowins makes a 40 yard gain sound as exciting as assembling furniture.
My 1st time ever listening to a female play-by-play football announcer who is calling the game. Great job Beth Mowins.
My wife says she's distracted by how much Beth Mowins sounds like Reba McIntyre. Really?
In just can't listen to Beth Mowins...my goodness...terrible
Joke of the day... . What does a shop vac and Beth Mowins have in common?
“Beth Mowins ❤️ Randy Gregory.”. She is going overboard with the crush!
Beth Mowins and Joey Galloway are calling the Nebraska game, so I guess I'll watch something else
Mark Pelini, Tim Beck, and Beth Mowins are all horrible!
I think Beth Mowins has a crush on Randy Gregory and I'm okay with it
Beth Mowins is still terrible but that's probably why she's on ESPN2
I love Abdullah and Gregory as much as any but Beth Mowins on ESPN2 needs to talk about something else just once
Beth Mowins is worse than nails on a chalkboard. Can't believe she still has her job.
I hope Kemoko Turay has a big sack later so the Beth Mowins will have another chance to talk about past Randy Gregory sacks.
Did Beth Mowins just say there are plenty of Illinois fans in Nebraska?
Her name is Beth Mowins. She has been calling games for at least 7 or 8 years I think, usually the noon game on ESPN2.
Nothing says college football Saturday like Beth Mowins.
Female football play by play announcers (see specific below) should be banned, indefinitely. Beth Mowins, you are terrible!
I'm not sure which is worse to listen to, Beth Mowins calling the Husker game or this deranged Spanish guy on the Madrid Barca stream
Hey you just lost a viewer of Rutgers-Nebraska because Beth Mowins is announcing
Beth Mowins drives me frickin' crazy! what is it about her voice? Changes my mood in SECONDS, for the worse. MUTE button wear out.
You can hear the pants suit in Beth Mowins' voice.
don't know how you do it working next to Beth Mowins but props to ya.
Beth Mowins (and Doris Burke for that matter) I think get way too much shade. Got no problem with either and Burke for sure knows her stuff
Nebraska deserves to have Beth Mowins and Joey Galloway calling their game😷
And of course Beth Mowins refers to Nebraska's D as "the Blackshirts" lol god she's awful.
Doesn't Beth Mowins have someplace else to be?
Beth Mowins and Joey Galloway talk like someone's taking a nap 5 feet away from them.
Because when you think "Big Ten Football", you think Nebraska against Rutgers on ESPN2 with Beth Mowins and Joey Galloway.
Imagine Beth Mowins and Ed Cunningham on a crew together. I would literally kill myself before listening to that.
Well, I was going to watch the Rutgers/Nebraska game, but the voice of Beth Mowins ruins everything.
Joey Galloway and Beth Mowins are doing the Nebraska vs Rutgers game. . ::Mute button::
Don't know if I'm gonna be able to listen to Beth Mowins this entire game
Ah, the soothing voice of Beth Mowins. Maybe I'll just listen to nails on a chalkboard for 3 hours instead of the game.
Turn on game Nebraska. Beth MOWINS speaking. Worst voice ever. Has a rod in her throat Must turn off.
Think Beth Mowins is a little harsh with how she's judging Gary Nova's performance last week...don't think he played that poorly at all
Hmm, which game to watch.. (turns on Rutgers vs Nebraska) . Beth Mowins and Joey Galloway.. . (changes channel)
I apologize for whatever I did to deserve Beth Mowins and Joey Galloway.
I'm not sure that I can handle Beth Mowins' voice for the entire length of a football game.
Nothing better than Beth Mowins for an 11am game. Oh yes there is, it's called Lloyd Christmas' most annoying sound in the world.
Why is Beth Mowins the announcer for every freaking game I watch? Just shows that hates the Big Ten
Beth Mowins is the worst announcer ever.
Beth Mowins should not be calling this Nebraska game.
Plug your ears husker fans we have Beth Mowins
Why is BETH MOWINS broadcasting this game right now!? This is awful!
This is why the B1G gets absolutely no respect nationally. When you have Beth Mowins calling game for team with best record in conference
Why does still use Beth Mowins!! Can we start having a second commentary to listen to!! Her voice is piercingly annoying.
Have to listen to Beth Mowins all day.sounds terrible
Horrible! Even with a complete blowout, Beth Mowins has ruined this game for me. I had to mute the 2nd half.
Dear please never let Beth Mowins commentate another Iowa game everher voice makes me want to punch her in the ***
I'm all for women announcing football games but Beth Mowins is terrible. Mute your TV and turn on
Anybody else find Beth Mowins announcer for the Hawkeye game annoying?
Did Beth Mowins just say Buckeyes instead of Iowa?
Wish Beth was Mowins my yard instead of calling this game.
Terps vs Hawkeyes but the play by play Beth Mowins is giving is horrible. I'm ready to mute.
If memory serves me right, Iowa has a losing record when Beth Mowins calls Iowa games
I don't know what's worse: that not being a fumble or having to listen to Beth Mowins talk about it
But I hate Beth Mowins even more. About ready to mute the TV and listen to the game on the Radio while still watching it.
Witvoet is a terrible referee. Beth Mowins is a horrible commentator. That was a fumble if it was Rudock. Guaranteed.
Beth Mowins. Ground can't cause a fumble, correct. But such an irrelevant comment to the situation. Great announcing duo
Beth mowins reminds me of that one annoying person. U all know who I'm talking about
An excited Beth Mowins is worse than nails on a chalk board.
If you think that Beth Mowins and Joey Galloway are the dream team, you're doing it wrong.
Every Saturday ESPN says F you to America and then they let Beth Mowins call a Big Ten game.
This Iowa & Maryland game is alright but Beth Mowins' voice always drives me nuts.
Joey Galloway must really need a job. Can he sue ESPN for having to work with Beth (Ben) Mowins?
Few things are worse than Beth Mowins calling a game.
Tried to watch Maryland-Iowa, but Beth Mowins is announcing.
I've never heard a good thing about a game when Beth Mowins is on the call. How does she still have a job?
On days that I'm watching a game Beth Mowins is announcing I can't possibly express my gratitude enough to whoever developed the mute button
Beth Mowins needs to stick to commentating softball and leave football alone. She doesn't know what she's talking about..
Joey Galloway and Beth Mowins have got to be the worst commentating duo in sports history
Beth Mowins has a terribly annoying voice.
I could watch this game with the tv muted. Silence is better than listening to Beth Mowins talk. 👊🙅😡
PSA: Beth Mowins is calling the Iowa v. Maryland game on ESPN 2 - Avoid at all costs.
The moments when the sound cuts out are the best parts of a Beth Mowins-Joey Galloway broadcast.
Beth Mowins and Maryland are equally horrid
How does Iowa always get stuck with Beth Mowins?
it's because Beth Mowins called us the Huskers
Its Beth Mowins. They're doing you a favor
Nothing says you dont matter more than Beth Mowins doing play-by-play for your college football team
sound problems on ESPN2 or just ESPN muting Beth Mowins for viewers?
Beth Mowins, "great defense so far by the Huskies."
Did Beth Mowins just refer to the Hawkeyes as the Huskers?
I'm okay with these audio issues that ESPN2 is having. Beth Mowins is turrible.
Beth Mowins' mic keeps going in and out. So enjoyable when it's nothing but silence.
This is actually good. I don't wanna hear beth mowins
Beth Mowins is brutal to listen too! Give me that analyst spot.
Nothing better than hearing Beth Mowins voice 😨✌️
Beth Mowins is so awful that if she covered an MSU national championship game, I would not watch it.
Dear Beth Mowins and Joey Galloway please stop talking, like forever
Beth Mowins calling play-by-play the Iowa-Maryland game... looks like I'll be watching this game on mute.
My comment? It has nothing to do with her being female. I don't like her. I like Beth Mowins.
Beth Mowins is doing the Maryland game, I just hit the SAP button. It makes more sense in Spanish than listening to her (him).
Beth Mowins and Joey Galloway twice in a season...no fan add deserves this kind of punishment. Go Hawks!
Beth Mowins calling the Hawkeye game today
The best part of watching an Iowa game at a footie bar is no Beth Mowins
Turned on Iowa game. Heard Beth Mowins. Turned off game. 😲🔫
Was going watch Iowa Maryland game then heard Beth Mowins voice turned channel quickly
How did the Iowa game get stuck with Beth Mowins?
2 words you never want to hear on Saturday: BETH. MOWINS.
the sweet sounds of Beth Mowins and Joey Galloway
Excited to hear "The Pirate" Beth Mowins on the call today. Yards!
This Maryland-Iowa game being called by Joey Galloway and Beth Mowins is currently airing in the 3rd circle of *** ..
She is unlistenable. The most annoying voice to ever call a game!
Completely agree on Bailey and Beth Mowins sounds like a pirate when she says yards.
There are women who've dreamed of being play by play announcers who I'm sure are much better than Beth Mowins. Lazy choice Espn.
Beth Mowins: "And when we come back, we're getting Barry Alvarez in this booth, because Illini."
.that's what I thought at first, but turns out Beth Mowins is from NY. Maybe she's a Wisconsinite at heart?
I wonder if Beth Mowins is tired of calling Illinois games
It takes a lot to make a football almost unwatchable, but Beth Mowins' awful commentary is doing a pretty solid job.
I see its Wisconsin's turn this week to have Beth Mowins mispronounce all their names.
You know a college game is boring when they have Joey Galloway and Beth Mowins commentating.
oh and you get to hear Beth Mowins. How nice.
Beth Mowins accidentally referred to Illinois QB Reilly O'Toole as Dan O'Toole in the 2nd quarter.
The big men at ESPN must be deaf. It's the only explanation as to why Beth Mowins is allowed to speak into a microphone.
Just turned on the Ill/ Wisconsin game. Beth Mowins gave me a migraine headache in 5 minutes of listening to her.
I automatically make other plans when the Badgers play on ESPN2. Beth Mowins is awful.
Beth Mowins is calling the game. I guess a cat in a blender had other obligations.
Can't even watch Wisconsin play because I can't stand Beth Mowins
Quick, someone make Beth Mowins say something Wisconsinny.
how do u know your hot garbage u have your game 2 weeks in a row announced buy Beth Mowins
Wake up and turn on game only to find Beth Mowins is calling game.
Want to watch IU vs. Wisconsin but Beth Mowins is on the call. I'm sorry no one should be subjected to that.
Do Beth Mowins and Joey Galloway call ALL the Illinois football games or does it just seem that way?
Not much worse than turning on the game only to find out Beth Mowins is in the booth. Mute it is.
Beth Mowins and Joey Galloway? Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
I don't care for her style of college football announcing.
so…Beth Mowins again today. How we feelin about that?
Everyone watching at home this Saturday as amped for some Beth Mowins as I am?
could be worse. Could have Beth Mowins doing play by play along with Matt Millen.
If you need a reason to come to the game Saturday, Beth Mowins is doing the game on TV. You won't have to listen to her…
Ed Cunningham is worse than Pam Ward and Beth Mowins. I went there.
Beth Mowins just said that was Illinois down 11 that the missed PAT hurts because now they need two scores. *** ??
Purdue-Illinois is a rough watch, both with the play and with Beth Mowins doing play-by-play. Only one reason to watch this game.
If Joey Galloway & Beth Mowins are in your broadcast booth again, that's enough of a reason for me.
This Purdue Illinois game is terrible, and so is Beth Mowins
Listening to Beth Mowins and Joey Galloway argue about the college football playoff is just so painful
Quality call by Beth Mowins. Other qualified women out there and should support Mowins with additional female callers
Good. I was going to have a meltdown if Beth Mowins was calling the Wisconsin game. She absolutely ***
Illinois-Purdue in a game called Beth Mowins. This is what *** must be like.
It's fitting that Beth Mowins is announcing the Purdue-Illini game
If *** exists I'm sure it has Illinois Purdue on TV with Beth Mowins and Joey Galloway doing play by play
what's worse the illini d or Beth Mowins as an announcer
Beth Mowins is an abomination unto football.
Beth Mowins, the main commentator for the Purdue-Illinois game says "four yards" just like Coach Z does.
Don't know what's worse - the Purdue/Illinois game itself or Beth Mowins doing the play-by-play
Beth Mowins is the most annoying sports ESPN announcer ever.
I get it. I just can’t stand Sean McDonough and Ohio St. And I refuse to listen to Beth Mowins on ESPN2.
Great thing about watching Big XII football? It's predominantly on Fox. No ESPN=not having to endure Beth Mowins and Joey Galloway.
Beth Mowins thinks Purdue Pete is called "Boilermaker Pete", don't expect anything from her pal.
Loving that this Purdue @ Illinois game is being called by Beth Mowins.
Purdue vs Illinois with Beth Mowins and Joey Galloway? I think that's the definition of rock bottom
Beth Mowins makes me want to drive a large spike into my skull. She is proof that hates Michigan State.
Newhouse sports with a cool speaker coming up
can't wait for the Beth Mowins call on that one...
oh crap, does that mean Beth Mowins?
Michigan football is in serious jeopardy of having Beth Mowins call the rest of their games.
Beth Mowins above average play-by-play by the way. Guessing unpopular (but accurate) opinion.
I tried to watch the Wisky/BGSU game, but Beth Mowins ruins football for me.
Elsewhere, Wisconsin 62, Bowling Green. Think Beth Mowins just said Badgers have more than 600 yds rushing.
Ok, I know it's terrible to stereotype, but Beth Mowins sounds like a raging *** Is she? Not raging, but ***
You know how the networks have "A" vs "B" play by play combos? Beth Mowins and Joey Galloway are calling the game...
It took eight TDs, but Beth Mowins FINALLY mentioned Gaglianone by name. And she did pretty well on the pronunciation.
Thank goodness Beth Mowins is calling Wisconsin-Bowling Green - a game I have no interest in watching.
Beth Mowins is just as bad and she is in Madison lol
I'd love to catch some of the Wisconsin game, but Beth Mowins is unbearable. time to make a change
Beth Mowins and Joey Galloway, easily one of the worst duo of announcers in sports.
Watching BGSU game. Beth MOWINS Is horrible. Sounds like she has something on her mouth.
Why does everyone hate Beth mowins calling football games? I love her. It reminds me of her calling softball games.
Wanted to watch the Wisconsin game, but Beth Mowins is calling it. So I can't. Or else id have to kick someone.
I want to watch this wisconsin game but I can't listen to Beth Mowins for that long
I wanna watch the WI game, but Beth Mowins..
Turned on the Bowling Green vs. Wisconsin game and turned in after 2 seconds. Why? Beth Mowins...
lol is it. Someone tell terry lash Beth mowins and Dorris Burke aren't the same person
Berlin alum Dallas Lewallen gets a big shout out from Beth Mowins on ESPN broadcast
Beth Mowins has said James White twice now.
Just settled in to watch some Wisconsin Badger football and it's *** Beth Mowins on the call. I'm out.
How in the *** do Beth Mowins and Joey Galloway still have ESPN announcing jobs? I've heard better crews do MAC games on ESPN3.
Beth Mowins voice is seriously worse than nails on a chalkboard
Beth Mowins said Kendall Montgomery but I didn't see it.
Beth Mowins and Joey Galloway are painful to listen to.
Looks like I have to watch the game on mute. Cannot stand the sound of Beth Mowins voice.
I could do without Beth Mowins calling this BG game.
You know it isn't a big game when Beth Mowins is the analyst
I'm not listening to Beth Mowins all day.
Great Beth Mowins is doing the wisconsin game right now, come on ESPN!
Beth Mowins 😒 she's reason alone to own season tickets. So you never have to hear her call your games
Iowa gets confused with Idaho and Ohio. Beth Mowins goes next level and calls Iowa "Auburn"
Big Ten Network is replaying Pitt and Iowa with Beth Mowins on the microphone. Great.
.sat down with Beth Mowins, Joey Galloway, and Paul Carcaterra this afternoon to preview BG vs UW
They need Brent Musburger,Mark May, Jesse Palmer, and Beth Mowins on 1 broadcast and see how any people watch that game. I bet 0 ratings..
Beth Mowins. Please stop. Your voice is absolute torture and I can't listen to you any more
And to top off iowa playing so poorly we have to listen to beth mowins annoying voice talk about it
Hey how about putting Beth Mowins on an NFL game or two? She's fantastic.
The reason Iowa is struggling is beth mowins
Beth Mowins always sounds so surprised when an underdog is winning. She is so hateful, stick to softball Mowins.
You know ESPN doesn't respect Iowa when they send Beth Mowins to commentate. She know less about football ...
Beth Mowins is the worst announcer for football. Can't stand that voice!
Beth Mowins is a terrible announcer to watch a game.
In case you wondered Beth Mowins is still an awful commentator.
Beth Mowins pronounces Brandon Scherff just like an old prospector talking out of the side of his mouth saying "sherriff".
Beth Mowins doesn't know what down it is. YOU HAD ONE JOB
Also, I'm just going to say that I don't really dig Beth Mowins as a commentator and I miss my B1G announcers
I actually don't mind the terrible sound on ESPN2 because it means less of Beth Mowins and Joey Galloway
And idk how Beth mowins has a job. I'm salty today
Beth Mowins may cause me to break my TV
I'm glad Beth Mowins was able to offer her insight on that 3rd down play to tell me it's ruled an incomplete pass.
Beth Mowins says yards like a pirate.
Does Beth Mowins think before she opens her mouth, or does she just spew out whatever comes to mind?
Oh, that's why I wasn't watching the Iowa game, Beth Mowins. Ugh.
Can somebody over there at please inform Beth Mowins how to properly pronounce Brandon Scherff's last name?
Beth Mowins calling college football games. What are you doing? Experiment over. No insight on anything.
I should be all about female sports announcers but can beth mowins please stfu?
My bad...it's Beth Mowins doing the Iowa game. Still rough.
SO much wrong with this game already. Beth Mowins as a commentator, 2 qbs playing is BS and Iowa hasnt scored yet
Watching a game with Beth Mowins announcing is like watching a game with my mom..she doesn't know whats going on but she still talks aboutit
Cyclones lost today but it could be worse, the Hawkeyes fans are stuck listening to Beth Mowins and the most boring color guy Joey Galloway.
Beth Mowins and Joey Galloway should go to ESPN 8 and call Dodgeball
why the *** is Beth mowins still announcing Iowa games
Am I the only one who finds Beth Mowins voice irritating?
tough break for the hawks drawing Beth Mowins for the play by play today.
Beth mowins is to college football what Dorris Burke is to college basketball 😑
How did we get stuck with Beth Mowins?
I’m actually sort of missing Beth Mowins after Cunningham for two weeks. Bless my heart.
May I have to put this game on mute...Beth Mowins' voice is like nails on a chalkboard
he is tied with Galloway as the worst announcer ever. Rather listen to Beth Mowins then either of those 2.
I wish Beth Mowins would commentate my life.
Beth Mowins doing the Iowa game. Yay Yay Yay not really.
Why does Beth Mowins have to call the Iowa game?
Dear ESPN, . Please get a new commentator not named Beth Mowins for College Football. Sincerely,. Hawkeye Nation
I hate when Beth Mowins does iowa games.
Beth Mowins announcing this game means it better be over by half
Gross Beth Mowins is announcing. Why isn't announcing for ESPN yet?
Beth Mowins is calling the Iowa game 😑
Beth Mowins calling game. Flipping to radio and syncing game to satellite. Ugh.
Can't find anything about Mowins being married, but if she is it's probably to the same gender. And this is not *** bashing, it's just the truth. She makes my wife nauseous too. I refuse to watch any games she is attempting to broadcast. She is the worst commentator - female or male - that I've ever experienced. She knows absolutely NOTHING about sports. Shame on you ESPN for having her grace any of your telecasts. Tuned to watch Michigan-App State game and was fortunate to be in the area and listen to radio broadcast while muting TV. She better not be doing Oregon-MSU game tonight or I'll upchuck my dinner - and hopefully on her lap. And she lives in Saginaw, MI? I used to live there and it's one of the armpits of Michigan. Guess she must gravitate to armpit locations. Please ABC/ESPN get rid of her before you lose any respectability. If she's doing Oregon-MSU game tonight guess I'll mute the TV and turn on closed captioning.
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